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200 Posts Down. 4 Writers Stand Up.
It’s another celebration folks! Crack open that 40, bottle of wine, or Patron. It’s the 200th post on Three Ways to Take It! Granted, it’s not as exciting as hitting the 100th post. But damn it, sometimes you just need to take off your clothes relax and celebrate. The 3 Ways Crew has made a lot of progress since our last milestone. All sorts of records in site traffic and readership growth, but we don’t wanna talk about that today. We wanna talk about sex and wrestling. More specifically, what each of our names would be if we were announced before entering the bedroom and what our theme song would be. We hope you enjoy this one as much as we did writing it! Oh, and let us know what your name and theme song would be upon entering the bedroom. At the very least, just let us know you’re out there today with a brief comment. Lol.
Sowhatiff Jenkins: Also known as “Tha Chocolate Toe Curler.” No need for elaboration there folks. I does what I do. I sashay into the ring to “If” by Janet Jackson or “Take Our Time” by TLC. In some rings, he calls me “Madame Holds it Tight.” Depending on my mood, I may answer to “Takes it Like a Champ” because…yeah. When the rounds are done, and the ref is about to announce the winner, he raises my arm and calls me “Ms. Jenkins” if he’s nasty.
RightCoastLexSteele: Yea, it’s Three Ways to Take It, but today it’s 4 the hard way…you know I had to spit on this track. Check it, you can call me Dick Colussus aka Dark Diggla known to the beside announcers as “The Man of 2001 Positions” and “The Greatest Technical Wrestler Alive Today.” I actually already have after sex music that I might as well use as entrance music (I knew having after sex music would come in handy!): Richard Strauss’ “Also Sprach Zarathustra, Opera 30″ which is actually 16 time World Heavyweight Champion “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair’s original theme music and what his current theme is derived from. Being a great technical “wrestler” I’d have two finishing moves: “The Lawgiver” and “The Body Shot”…both submission moves. Uh huh…yea…
Slim Jackson: I used to enter the ring under the name of “The Incredible Culk”. Nowadays the announcers call me “The Deep Baller”. My entrance music is a medley of women moaning. I’m the reigning inhercontinental champion and I usually appear on Every Night Raw. I have 2 finishing moves. The first one is the ”Balls Deep Devastator”. 1,2,3 everytime. Nobody ever kicks out. They just go to sleep. The other one is called the “Niagara Fall”. Simple.Powerful.Wet.
Seattle Washington: And in this corner, wearing Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil and a Trojan, introoooooooducing the one, the only “Harvey Wallbanger”! ::Crowd goes wild:: AKA “Captain Nemo” because my stroke is that good. AKA, well, “Seattle Washington” because I make it pour. Check the Farmers’ Almanac. My introduction song would be “Bring the Pain” by Method Man. Just might as well be upfront about it. My outro song would be “Champion” by Buju Banton because I am a repeat winner and thoroughbred like “Seattle Slew”. I have several signature moves, but my one finishing move is “The Phone Line to God” because that’s who you’ll be calling.
Now that we’ve done the roll call, “LLLLLLLLets Get Ready to Ruummmmmbbbbble!!!”
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My name: Limber “How many ways can you position those gams” Fantasy
Intro Music: Darlin Nikki by Prince
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RightCoastLexSteele, Hung-over Again Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Can’t go wrong with Prince.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Exactly.. he makes me wanna be a stripper. lol
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Yall are fools, but you took it to Sex and Wrestling, so I must speak on this!!
When the music hits, Lillian Garcia proclaims
” Ladies, Coming down you aisles, leaving you Parts Unknown, is The Living Legend, The Ayatollah of Cok-n-Rolla, The Rated R Superstar, The Best there is, the best there was, as the best there ever will be: Chief Jay Strombone!”
My entrance music would either be the nWo theme (borderline porn song) or Cupid by 112
Finishing move: The Perfect plex, The Figure 4nicate, and the (Breaking down your) Walls of Jericho!
Congrats on post #200!
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Name: Ash ThrowsItBack
Theme Song: Freak Like Me – Adina Howard
LMAO@ Seattle Washington wearing baby oil & a Trojan.
Always pure comedy @ 3ways.
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Name: Caramel “The cheeks on my face ain’t the only ones you wanna pinch” Cheekie
Theme: “Quiet Storm” by Smokey Robinson
Congrats on the 200, ya’ll. That went by so fast! Seems like yesterday you had the big 100.
So does 200 make it an official orgy or is it still (not) a train?So happy for you! You the best!Reply
Please welcome to the ring, the undefeated, the amazing…
the island enchantment… skin so johnson and johnson baby lotion soft…. the thick bodied chocolate fantasy. The bedroom trickster, the flexible fu*ker…
The desire of all, men and [some] women alike! The tightest, warmest, wettest…
Jamaican Beauty!!! [Crowd roars, people swoon and stare]
I enter the ring to “wetter” by twista because well… I can, wearing something sexy or maybe just my butter soft brown skin [what could be sexier anyway?] and some stiletto pumps.
Don’t worry baby, we can keep the lights on so you can see all the glory that is me.
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Just call me Reign Creamy Lava aka Make Him Spasm Madam
My intro is “Anytime Anyplace” by Janet, take it deep and ride it to “Promise” by Ciara, and my outro is “Speechless” by Beyonce
Congrats!! It seems like just last a month or so ago yall hit 100. Keep it coming.
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yall nasty
song: insatiable by prince
name: caramel surprise or the chocolate asylum (cause you lose your mind)
I dont know lol
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It’s the Fabulous one…aka The Throat Specialist–Head Doctor Extraordinaire, aka Mz. M&Ms-melts in your mouth, not in your hands, aka Mama TightnWet, aka Sister Squirt.
Intro music is a mix starting with Tony Toni Tone’s Whatever You Want, and fading into Prince’s Head, Delirious, Do Me Baby, and Cream.
Congrats on your 200th post Lady and Gentlemen. May you continue to keep us cumming back for more….
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Name: Ring-O-Rider
Origins/Meaning: I’m just that “Ring around the rosie” you can slip your finger in; unlock more secret codes than trying DOWN+RIGHT+RIGHT+Y+SWEEP to see Tanya do some tricks in Mortal Combat. Or you can just lay back and I’ll take a couple spins on the merry go round. Either way, you’re guaranteed to tap out.
Theme Song: Boom Wuk, Tanya Stephens.
Congratulations on the 200th post, I’m a little hungover because I was out celebrating for you circa midnight.
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Cheekie Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 11:18 am
“unlock more secret codes than trying DOWN+RIGHT+RIGHT+Y+SWEEP to see Tanya do some tricks in Mortal Combat.”
Go ‘head, girl! So, I’m assuming you “FINISH HIM!” with a fatality?
Oh, you know it was coming…lol(oh damnit….pause).
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Southern Belle Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Only the sweetest of fatalities, that is.
SWITCH RIGHT+SWITCH LEFT+X+X+X+TOGGLE THE JOYSTICK.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
::Flipping thru pages:: Is that move in the game manual?
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RightCoastLexSteele, Hung-over Again Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Nope. That’s clearly a move from the strategy guide. She’s dedicated to improving her move list, b.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Ring-O-Rider is a great name.lol.
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streetz Reply:
April 27th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
dudes is about to get their side message game poppin, lmao
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Its funny cause I never look at how many posts I’ve written, but apparently tomorrow is 300 for me … odd.
Anyways … My name … The D … that’s it.
Music … Not Tonight By Nas & Aaliya … the chopped & screwed version though.
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The funniest thing about this site is your tagline: 2men.1 woman. NOT a train. lmaoooo! That made me read the site!
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Y’all got me ROFLMAO over here.
My name: Ebony Eyes aka Sweet Candy
Intro music: Candy by Cameo
Fade to black: Oh Shelia by Ready for the World
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Hilarious. Congrats on the 200th!
La Boricua Salvaje, the Puerto-Rican Julie Krone, yet to meet a stallion she couldn’t seat.
Intro Music: ‘Maneater’ by Nelly Furtado
Finishing Move: Let’s just call it “Vice Grip”
Outro Theme: ‘That Girl’ by Maxi Priest
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**Dances into the room blastin’ Drake’s Best I Ever Had**
Just wanted to say Congrats Three Ways!!
Raising my glass of Nuvo, “To 200 more posts”!!
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Name King Ding a Ling ………….intro music I choose u by Willie Hutch..special moves the Shocker(100 humps a minute) and the DDT outro music….. It aint my fault by silk the shocker
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“Nowadays the announcers call me “The Deep Baller”. My entrance music is a medley of women moaning. I’m the reigning inhercontinental champion and I usually appear on Every Night Raw. I have 2 finishing moves. The first one is the ”Balls Deep Devastator”. 1,2,3 everytime. Nobody ever kicks out. They just go to sleep. The other one is called the “Niagara Fall”. Simple.Powerful.Wet.”
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“And in this corner, wearing Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil and a Trojan, introoooooooducing the one, the only “Harvey Wallbanger”! ::Crowd goes wild:: …. AKA, well, “Seattle Washington” because I make it pour. ”
I’m weak..too funny!
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