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5 Reasons You Should Give Her (More) Face Time : The Love Below
**This a throwback from my other gig. Just in case you missed it or forgot about it, here you go. **
According to the old saying, sometimes it’s better to give than to receive. And honestly, sometimes a lot of men don’t receive all they should because they front on the giving. If you’re a guy and you’re not going down on your lady, that puts you in the same boat as women that don’t give head, and that’s whack. So here’s the list, I guess you can call this some sort of female appreciation post…
You Should Be Doin It Anyway
First off, if you’re not doing it for her, that’s just lame. That should be highlighted, bolded and put in italics on your resume. Twice. And if you are doing it hopefully you’re licking her until she soaks the sheets up and not being stingy with it. Sh*t, if you expect her to give you immaculate mouth hugs, you gotta give her some motivation. A little extra special attention goes a long way. But in the interest of having a well rounded bedroom game, this feature should come standard. Your foreplay game should be as good or better than your d*ck game. Trust me, I’m a Cocksman.
She’ll stroke up your ego, then you
I know it’s supposed to be all about her, but there’s just something about hearing your lover say your name in between moans over….and over….and over….and over, all while calling the Lord’s name in vain. It’ll make you feel like the king of the world to have her contorting and squirming in utter ecstacy because you are handling your business.
It’ll make your life easier
If you know what you are doing down there, you should be able to make her fire one or two off before you even get to body rocking. That takes care of half the work you gotta do right there. By the time you get around to dropping the hammer, she be ready to explode, and explode she will. She’ll ravage you with a wild look in her eyes like she just got out of jail then bring you a brew and a sammich once you’re done for your efforts. It’s the same idea like warming up your car…you wanna have it nice and warm when you hop in.
She will be open for other things
You know that position where the chick hangs off the edge of the couch backwards laying on her shoulders that you been meaning to try but she’s too scared to do it? Well if you keep doing this consistently, one of two thing will happen…either you’ll be able to talk her into much easier, or you’ll be able to manuever her into it while she’s laying there paralyzed from climaxing all over herself. Try not to break her neck though, could be a bit awkward to explain to friends and the authorities. So if you ever wanna break out that sex swing or those door cuffs, this is where you start.
If you don’t, someone else will
You know how you have the number of that freaky chick with the no gag reflex? Well women too have encountered a gentleman with a sick tongue game, and she knows where to find him. You ever wonder why she’s messing with “that dude”, or you wonder why the girl who’s world you thought you rocked won’t return your texts anymore? That’s because someone else is going the extra mile you won’t embark on. It’s human nature to want to go where the grass is greener, and the fellow that is willing to play in her grass will always have the upper hand on you.
I’m pretty sure that some of our female clientele can come up with some more reasons why you be licking it before you stick it, but this is just a few reasons from the perspective of the League of Cocksmen. The bottom line is no matter what level the relationship, there should always be some sort of compromise between the sexes, especially in the bedroom. So if you are barely blessing your woman or not blessing her at all, then you shouldn’t be complaining that she does the same to you.
It’s not the lotion that makes my face shiny,
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here’s another reason. do it because you LIKE to do it. then you won’t have to think of reasons to do it. plus most times the more you enjoy your job the better you’ll be at it.
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See, now here’s a post I could definitely get behind. I think you covered all the big reasons, but I don’t need you doing something outta obligation, so if you really aren’t feeling it don’t do it. If you don’t like to or are feeling pressured, I’ll be able to tell. It will be too distracting and I won’t enjoy myself like I should. If you don’t wanna take care of me like I take care of you, trust that eventually stop taking care of you altogether and then I will move on.
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Do it because you want to. Do it because you know I like it. Do it because you know that I know you like it. Do it because it’s Wednesday. Just freaking DO IT. (and do it well)
*applause*
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mmhmm you better…
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Yeah…I didn’t even know there WERE still men who don’t handle that….like really? How do you ever get ANYTHING cooking if you ain’t warming up the oven first? But I do agree that I’d rather have no head at all than have begrudging head…it ruins the whole experience.
But trust, unless you find the mythical creature who just doesn’t believe in being on the receiving end (but magically will perform a mic solo at the drop of a dime), you won’t be the dude who “doesn’t do that” for very long, cuz no one will keep you. It goes both ways.
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Boy you betta preach!!! *waving church fan*
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They call me Hurricane Slim aka Mr. Category 5 aka Mr. My Tongue Can Raindance. That is all.
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I dated a guy who said he was waiting until marriage to give his woman the pleasures that is face. I stopped returning his calls…
I have a question for the greek brothers. I’ve
hooked updated a few of you(no Iota), and in my experience, one org. gives face better than the others. What’s up with that? Not sure what that’s about,maybe it’s the shimmy. No shots… just something I’ve noticed in my limited sexual experiences.J/K everyone…
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Smiley Face Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:18 am
tee hee hee hee…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:20 am
Have you dated more of one org. than the others? I need more details before I provide a response.lol.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:37 am
I’ve dated(no hook up) more blues than anything else. And I’m friends with others. It just so happens that my pretty friends have been top notch at face. Not that the others were bad, but you can’t beat the enthusiasm, the damn near hunger, in which they indulged their tastes. You would think the dogs would be better at licking it up, but alas… lol. As for ice cold… well, ice COLD says it all. lol.
Disclaimer– please don’t take this too seriously, brothas. It’s all in jest. lol.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:42 am
Not taking it serious, was just curious. You would think that Ques would eat a good one, but I’m sure there are many who just thronx hard and don’t really dillydally in the delicatessen.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:46 am
You would think that Ques would eat a good one,
That’s what I said… lol. Though, it was undergrad, so maybe the Que in question was just so eager to beat that he didn’t understand the importance of quality face time.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:01 am
I think your problem is you need to leave them Greeks alone….
and let a negro who thinks out of the box get in your box.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:46 am
I have left them alone. This is all in my past life.
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Nik Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I concur…I always end up keeping, as a bf, the non-greeks, but there’s definitely some purple & gold in my face-time hall-o-fame. None of the others (who’ve tried) have even made it into the top 3…or 5 for that matter…smh, lol.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Really? the purple and gold are nowhere near my face hall of fame. Now, they are at the top of the charts when it comes to other things…
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Tunde Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:38 am
i have a responses to this. lol
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:46 am
One thing I will say about greek dudes: all their chants and on-campus bravado will have you fooled. A greek letter affiliation and a bunch of talk has disappointed so many women I know (present company included). I dated a member of a certain org once who talked about this, and how he did that, and just carried on the persona of his org, and boy was I saddened by the reality of his situation. *sigh*
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Tunde Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 3:53 pm
that’s why i make it a point to never brag (seriously anyway). when it comes to these matters, actions always speak louder than words.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 4:01 pm
girl, tell me about it. lol.
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Intellectual Hedonist Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 11:09 am
“No Iota” I’m dead
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miss t-lee Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 11:11 am
“I dated a guy who said he was waiting until marriage to give his woman the pleasures that is face.”
Boy bye…lmao
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Ash Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 11:16 am
I have a theory that the pretty ones have to take a special class when they go on their weekend trip. This class is where they learn the shimmy, how to talk a lady out her draws and how to get that four-letter nickname they’re famous for. I’ve yet to fall victim to the pretty ones, but I’ve deflected quite a few, so I’m sure my day is coming where I just give up and let curiousity win. They’re good (at least in their talk game, but I’ve heard stories about their…tongue game, too).
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max Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 7:28 pm
I have heard this too – that dudes from this one org (alpha something I think it was) can eat like no others. Makes the ladies up here wish we could get a Toronto chapter.
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Honestly… I’m not going to brag about something I’m not great at.
I struggle with the tongue blisters and tornadoes. I was born with a small…. tongue. I mean seriously, small. Like it doesn’t reach the bottom of my lip. It tires easily and I can’t really go bobbing for g-spots.
As a result, I perfer to combine it with something else to make up for my limited abilities. Mr Finger and Mr Tongue get the job done. I’m not saying I’m against face, but my face needs help. Big Time. I think I just need a variety of different women to sit on my face to pratice… maybe that will help.
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Smiley Face Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:44 am
I call shenanigans…boo..hiss…you need more people! You just need to practice…start with the alphabet and work yourself up to spelling names. You have a tongue you can work it…hell spend the day practicing, turn it into tongue tantra…step up your linguistic skills.
You don’t need a variety, you need focus…and suction.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:46 am
awww.. admitting it is the first step.. i’m glad you know your limitations.. and are willing to work on it.. you got some serious points with me.. (for what it’s worth) i’m not gonna drop any hints.. but i LOVE when you’re willing to have women sit on your face to practice…
THAT’S a good look…!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Smiley is soo rough. Jeez. I’m down here working my 1/2 inch tongue to death and all she is doing is insulting me. Plus when I have to open my mouth really wide just to get it to stick out so my jaw hurts! Have Mercy….
Nick on the other hand. You can sit on my face ANYTIME.
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Smiley Face Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 1:34 pm
“Smiley is soo rough.”
. I’m trying to help you…do it with me, A, B, C, D…and so on and so forth *tee hee hee*
Aw hush, you like it, lol. Get it right boo boo and I’m nice as peach pie
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 1:36 pm
LOL!!!! get it smiley!!! “each one, teach one.. n sh*t…
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Smiley Face Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Yes ma’am!
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SaneN85 Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 2:28 pm
The important thing is that you know what your strong suits are/aren’t and work to supplement what you (believe) you are lacking. I wouldn’t kick you outta bed.
Although, practice does make perfect.
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let me put it this way.. if you’re not soppin up my biscuit.. then your sheetz game better be ON POINT!!!
now that i think about it.. there’s just certain things that the tongue can do that the “wand of power” just can’t.. nooks and crannies that can be explored.. lol.. now THAT’S a good look..
HOWEVER, if you’re only down there because that’s what’s gonna make my entryway all turtle-waxy.. then i can tell, i will know.. and you immediately gets none of both.. selfish-a**.. or maybe it’s just cuz my ex did that, why i feel that way..
i LOVE giving the bobblehead.. (to my current one, that is..) it makes me happy to give my man pleasure.. why, oh WHY wouldn’t you do the same for me??
selfish-a**.. nuff said..
i’m sure i gotz more to say.. but that’s it right now..
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:41 am
LMAO @ sopping up my biscuit.
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Smiley Face Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 10:54 am
“HOWEVER, if you’re only down there because that’s what’s gonna make my entryway all turtle-waxy.. then i can tell, i will know”
Speak on it! Pressing play, then forward right from the get go…no no no honey, you need to watch the previews.
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I completely and totally approve of this message. *thumbs up*
However, please do it because you like to do it. Half-hearted attempts are not appreciated and will get you kicked in your forehead.
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I need a glass of ice cold water stat…
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ummm you should give face because it’s right to do so. Kind of like not running over old ladies and taking candy from precious babies.
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First time commenter… love the site.
“She’ll stroke up your ego, then you
It’ll make you feel like the king of the world to have her contorting and squirming in utter ecstacy because you are handling your business.”
There’s not a better feeling in the world than going out in public soon after. The moment when she looks at you and gives you a sly nod and a smile will will give a brother a Kanye/Terrell Owens sized ego boost.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Welcome to the mix. I feel you on that ego boost. Literally walking on the clouds beaming with “i’m da man!” It’s like getting the invincibility star on Mario.lol.
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SaneN85 Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 2:31 pm
It’s a meeeee, Maario! Sorry, that commercial always pops in my head when Mario is mentioned.
That ego boost doesn’t just hit the men.
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SaneN85 Reply:
March 31st, 2010 at 2:31 pm
“Aight, we gonna give it to you. Pause.”
I just noticed this, hilarious!
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All ima say is you don’t bake a cake without preheating the oven. Diving in face first makes diving in head first so much…wetter errr better, shit both.
If a chick don’t give head, my philosphy is to eat the peach so well she’ll feel guilty NOT giving head. It has a 98% success rate.
One thing you left out Lex was how well the lawn is manicured. If it’s brazilian I’ll be at the buffet all night. But if i gotta cut through the jungle to get to the fruit, well I’m far less likely to go searching for pearls.
-The Cunning Linguist
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I think I’m alone here, but I can live without the sopping of my biscuit. ((c)Nick_L_Odeon)
I think of it as a value-add. If you lack length, girth, or stamina then I’m going to need a make-good but if you’re delivering in full there’s no need.
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i totally support this post
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