That’s Cool, But How Many People Have You Really Slept With??? (The Appeal)
Since there was a hung jury the last time this case was heard, both the plaintiff and defendant adamantly requested an appeal. Now that we have a larger audience, we decided to represent this case. Let’s get on with the proceedings.
The Plaintiff – Seattle Washington
People of the internet, visitors of the blog. I’m here today to bring to your attention some questionable practices from a company we interact with all the time. Everyday they’re decreasing numbers, intimidating witnesses and falsifying evidence all to keep their syndicate running perfectly. Who am I talking about? Women. They’re more devious than Enron, your local bookie and Dick Cheney combined. Low or high, men seem to always have a clear count of who’ve they slept with (not counting those questionable dudes who inflate). Some dudes even have a resume complete with references, just in case you want to check their qualifications. We take pride in our work. But when you ask a woman how many people (not just dudes, we’re in a new era now) she’s slept with, things get fuzzier than Cleopatra Jones’s afro in high humidity.
Why is that? Hmm… Well, we here at Three Ways have heard all types of crazy ass excuses reasons why that may be. Exhibit A – I was vulnerable. I don’t really remember it. I was sleeping. It was just the tip. He was whack so it doesn’t count, etc. etc. So, I’ll ask you a question ladies. If a man walks into the movies, through the doors, sits down with his popcorn, watches the opening credits and realizes 1/2 way through the movie that it’s whack – wasn’t he still in that movie theater? One can’t just erase that joint from his memory, he’s got the condom wrapper ripped up ticket in his pocket to remind him.
I appeal to the courts better judgment and say that this inaccurate counting needs to stop now. If you want us to be honest with you, you’ve got to keep it real yourselves. I know there are some chicks all men would love to forget about – shudder - but hey, it happened so we have to own up to it. If we could use Hennessey as a reason to disregard certain dubious females, our numbers would surely plummet. But we can’t. And we probably wouldn’t. Because it’s been ingrained in us since kindergarten that 1+1 = 2. So if I kiss shorty by the swings, that’s 1, and her friend will surely make 2.
Thank you.
Seattle – I Watched A Lot of Law & Order With My Grandma – Washington
The Defendant – Sowhatiff? Jenkins
As Counselor “He still watches TV with Grandma, how cute” Washington shrewdly notes, it is true: Women do in fact alter our numbers depending on the audience we are catering to. And while this may seem “devious,” I ask that you consider the position that men, and society at large has put us in, thus leading us to this type of behavior. I’m not ducking reality here, but I ask that you reflect on the circumstances thereof.
Let’s start with language. Words like “loose,” “ho(e)”, “skeez”, “bus down”, and “scallywag”, are a few ways to refer to a woman with a “high” number of sexual partners. I put “high” in quotes because this determination varies depending on who you talk to. The point: women get judged for having more than x number of partners during y amount of years. We are supposed to keep it right and tight. A certain number of sex partners tends to lead people to believe a woman has low morals and/or standards, when reality probably indicates just the opposite. For men, another notch on the ol’ belt is note worthy and elicits praise and ego stroking (pause). Women though, aren’t praised. We are held to self imposed standards that are informed by societal (and man driven) expectations.
Men, don’t act like this behavior is merely a product of our innate female tendencies. I have had many conversations with men who prefer a woman with “low numbers.” Yep, that is correct. Low numbers. A perpetuation of the very falsities they wish to avoid. In a situation when a woman knows of this value, she may fib, and drop her number a little when the question comes up. Who is hurt by this? Not the man for sure, because he’s happy because his girl is ::insert whatever value men place on this here::. I would argue, that woman suffers a little here, because she feels like she has to deny parts of her true self to gain acceptance. Perception is reality folks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask that you try this test. Think about the word “ho(e)”. Does it mean “a woman having lots of “meaningless” sex with a “high” number of men”? If you answered, yes, you have proven my point.
In closing I will say this: yes we fib about our numbers sometimes. But who’s fault is this? Arguably, not ours. As such, I propose a solution: don’t ask, don’t tell. Everybody wins.
Good day.
Sowhatiff? “Why do you want to know my numbers anyway” Jenkins
And at this point, we shall let you deliberate (again). What’s the verdict people?
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There is no way in hell that I will ever tell the actual number. I will lie if you ask me. Convincingly.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
For the sake of being thorough I have to ask… Why lie?
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Toysoldier1913 Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
It’s a truth that I don’t believe I owe him.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Why even answer then? Why not just say “that you’re not going to be happy with any number I say”?
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Toysoldier1913 Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
That’s one way to handle it. But if I’m pressed for an answer, it will not be the truth.
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I’ve never had a man ask me about my numbers… And I honestly don’t keep a head count. I lost my virginity pretty late in life so my numbers really aren’t anything I’d be embarrassed about him knowing.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
“Pretty late in life” is relative amiga. Depending where you live, that could be like 16.
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Jac Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Ok Cause NoLa that’s late…for BHM that’s early. Come out with it!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Second Chair Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Uh Slim…the amiga comment coupled with the age might be considered racist in our brave new PC world. I’m just sayin…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
yeah yeah. the only PC I care about is the one I’m typing on right now. the comment remains…with full love.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Touche…Viva la raza
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 10:13 am
LOL.. I was 20 yaw.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 10:42 am
my kinda woman hahahahaha lol jk
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Hey hey Peyso.
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Late is definitely relative. I lost mine at 19 and based on my friends from high school I was right on target with everybody else, but my friends from college looked at me like I was crazy when they found out I was still a virgin.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Did you get got by a senior when you were a freshman? I know you were probably looking like an innocent lamb in the field.
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Nah, it was a fellow freshman, though he was a Leo so I guess the simile still works. He had a thing about corrupting innocents and I was highly susceptible.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
My friends sister is 30 and is still a virgin.. not sure if I believe it though. (*raises eyebrow*)
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Ummm…well let me see…what’s my number?
I don’t know. But I’ve been in relationships steadily…
Longer that 2 mos. that could be six in a year
I’m with Tiff…why you would need to know is beyond me long as everything is negative.
I’m with don’t ask, don’t tell
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I rock with the don’t ask, don’t tell to preserve the relationship or possibility there of. Cuz once I know that number, the game is changed and irreversible, that’s just me though.
On the flip, I prolly have purposely forgotten a few people over the years.
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Jac Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Yep-I have learned this. I have also learned…say you were doing the most…then all of a sudden you slowed down like 20 partners a year….then like 1 in 2 years…well more respect could be shown. What say you?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:49 am
I mean if someone accumulated 12 through college, then didn’t get some D for a year after afterwards, then accumulated 1 the following year….see that’s just why I don’t ask.lol.
I’d like to say as long as she didn’t get a train run on her, it’s all good…but that’s clearly not the case.
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Jac Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
A train? Nope not for me. I ain’t never had one of those praise goodness.
I am glad Slim doesn’t ask. I don’t either…unless you seem shady…I’ll just ask about your past…Make sure there are no diseases.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I’ve never asked a guy how many he’s done (bc I’m scared to know. LOL!)
In some cases, ignorance really is bliss.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Yeah word. I think the most important questions to ask are “Have you been tested?” and “What were the results?”
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I def agree with this.
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This whole number stuff is nutty but there is an easy way to make sense of it all. A person’s number is like their credit score. The higher your number the lower your credit score. Past actions are the only indicator and predictor that we have of future actions. So if sucked madd peni$ at paying bills in the past, you’re probably going to suck madd peni$ in the future.
However, that score doesnt show what was going on in your life at the time. You may have sucked madd peni$ at paying bills because you were in college or because you lost your job and couldnt afford the bills.
I think that men shouldnt operate as a bank but more as a credit unions. Banks get your credit score but dont give you a chance to explain why it sucks so badly. Credit unions allow you to explain why you sucked madd peni$ at paying bills and that may lead to them wifing despite the buku high numbers giving you that financing that you were looking for.
Lastly, we cant be accepting all types of high numbers low credit scores because then there will be a race of babies that will think its ok to have high numbers low credit scores and we will be in a recession and a credit crunch.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am
This is genius. Nobel Prize for the scholarly bruh.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
thank you good sir
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Seattle Washington Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
You’ve got the inter-fraternal co-sign.
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Joey Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I’m not sure this can be compared to credit score for one essential reason… You can improve your credit score. No matter how many years I remain abstinent, the number isn’t going to get any better. Sure, it won’t get worse, but let’s face it… You can pay off your debts and buy a house or something to get from a 500 to a 650 if you really worked for it… but with sex… if you’re at 500 your ass is staying at 500 and no expanations for your past deviant behavior is going to make it any better. Time might improve it based on the equation y=x/t, y being your score and x=# partners and t=time in years, but let’s face it, a big number is a big number no matter how long you’ve been juicin’.
So again, don’t ask don’t tell is the best policy. Obviously, if the girl is a scally-wag, you will have heard it from your homeboy and his friend and his brother and his uncle, too. So don’t get involved with someone with bad credit. But if her credit is fair to good, you probably haven’t heard anything about it and in that case, you don’t need to know the difference between 600 and 750 because it will make no difference to you and anyways it’s probably a LIE. As much as men lie, we’re entitled to one good one…
Otherwise stop lying about your junk size (because we’re bound to find out you were lying anyway), stop frontin on how much money you make (because that Benz looks ridiculous parked outside your efficiency apartment), and most of all, stop acting like you’re so great in bed because those women with the low credit score will play the mess out of you when you show your no credit ass in the bedroom… aka when you have her add you to the list of “well the shit was wack so it doesn’t count anyway.”
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Disagreeing. A chick can improve her credit score with abstinence because it brings down that yearly ratio of bodies accumulated. 10 dudes deep in your steez by 22 is different than 10 dudes deep in your steez by 25-27. We’re at least better able to rationalize that in our head.
“Otherwise stop lying about your junk size (because we’re bound to find out you were lying anyway)”
“stop acting like you’re so great in bed because those women with the low credit score will play the mess out of you when you show your no credit ass in the bedroom…”
This is why dudes need to utilize the under-promise and over-deliver policy when talkin about their piece or even their sheets game. One can be confident without telling blatant lies.lol.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I actually give what’s known as “no money down, money-back guarantees”. Everybody is selling that chopped down ish from the dirty cops…I’m pushin’ that purple magic (can’t promote Blue Magic for obvious reasons) The name is RightCoastLexSteele, the resume speaks for itself and I own everything the sun touches. To be fair, my credit is a shade under horrible though…
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Joey Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Ok Slim, but I said a big number is a big number. Ten is not exactly the kind of number I was talking about. If she said 50 at 22 compared to 50 at 27… big deal. 50 is still 50. And if she let 5 dudes run a train in one night, even if her number is 7, that is mad misleading cuz she’s a skeez who was in a long ass relationship and faithful during that time, but actually will turn out to be a skeez in the end… So really numbers don’t matter as much as circumstances.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Pointed Noted. My statement is retracted with these additional details. I can now rock with you.lol.
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Another note, I know multiple women who have caught 5 bodies in one night. That’s why the number means alot.
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Yikes!
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Oh man…
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
5 bodies??? Good grief.. that HAD to have been a train
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
not exactly but something like that
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benjie Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
wait…wait….seriously?
hope she soaked somewhere in between all that.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
She took a cold shower
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Yea…so I was on this one road trip and a good acquaintance had bagged up a chick at a party and took her home to do the deed. Then he comes over to my particular location, tells me and my boys all about it, including the part that once he was done, he woke his man up off the couch and sent him into the room. As we stand there awestruck, he goes “You want me to send her over?” WTF is this room service? Well…yes….yes it was. Lo and behold she comes over a half hour later, bright eyed and bushy tailed like she just wasnt on the Roc the Mic tour. Yours truly did not participate for the simple fact that my boo Mary Jane was with me, and she always comes first, but yeah…shorty got rocked again. Then there was the following semester at this same location where two chicks WITH BOYFRIENDS rocked 5 dudes.
See…it’s details like these women tend to omit. Trust me, I KNOW dudes who are married to women that got ran thru like Manhattan during a marathon…no one wants to be that guy…and then lied to on top of that. Sad…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Umm, I may know that 2nd incident you are referring to if it happened less than an hour away from your school.
I also witnessed a chick sitting on a porch with a line of dudes waitin to get the woppington. One by one they went up and she ciphoned their gasoline. My first thought was “damn, that’s gonna be someone’s wife one day”.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I think I detailed one of the stories and how it happened on this blog or on vsb.com. One day I’ll do it again. I actually know one girl who caught 7, another girl caught more than 4 on multiple occasions, another girl caught 7 as she laid next to a girl who caught 9. And the number of girls that I know that caught 2 and 3 are ridic.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
lmfao!
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I see those kinda women wifed alllllllll the time!!!
That’s another topic we need to explore because I just dont get it…..what happened to keeping your legs closed and eyes open??!!! why can’t those chicks get some love?????
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
The sad thing is that this behavior can start pretty early… I remember during my summer program, prior to my first semester at my PWU there was this girl from the HIGH SCHOOL program (we’re talking HS Juniors) was giving out BJs one evening. I remember sitting in the lounge and one by one dudes kept disappearing for our nightly spades game. Guys kept rolling in, giving their boy “the tap” and then they’d ease out the room. Eventually some people started coming back looking rather relaxed, dazing off like they’d just had a turkey sandwich so finally we asked what was up and they spilled. Reports alleged that there was literally a line outside her room going up the hall…
By the next morning everybody was breakfast gossiping about “The Head Doctor”…
Sad.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
LOL…yea…you were there…we got there late hoping that Dragonball Z was still on. Little did we know that Sodom and Gomorrah just went down…
Black and Trapped, sometimes women cling to that legs closed, eyes opened theory way too much and they might miss out on someone. I’m pretty sure there is a way for women to open their legs and keep their eyes open at the same time so they can make sure they dont let all the traffic from the GW into their special place….
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
You do know one of those chicks is engaged now right?lol.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Hold up Peyso, where u one of the bodies? U know details.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Was I? You aint my girl, so you dont need to know hahahahahahaha.
I mentioned many stories, what you wanna know about?
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JG* Reply:
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 am
WTF??? I’m blowed. I was all prepared to come in here and fight for women’s sexual rights, then I see all this numbers shit. And I’m like whhaaaaaa? I can’t even read the rest of the comments I’m tired already! 5 in a night? Jesus…..I aint even trying that in a year. Lord help me.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 am
lol.
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I just got into work and I dont give a F%$&!!!!!!! AND I’m leaving early too
But i digress…..I believe that you both have valid points. Yes honesty in a relationship is important & yes some things are better left unsaid. But if this is a question asked to me from the jump by a dude who is trying to get to know me-I will not take you seriously, I won’t answer, & probably kiss my teeth.I have nothing to hide, but I don’t believe that a tally determines whether or not a woman is a suitable companion, wife material etc.
Maybe I’m just old fashioned in my thinking, but you can’t ask a lady a question like that!! I believe the vagina walls will tell what you need to know, if you get far.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:15 am
A woman’s walls don’t always tell the truth! As if a woman can’t put forth a false negative for promiscuity on the peter insertion test. There are all sorts of tricks that can be used to turn a hallway into a closet. I can’t rock with you on this one.
I do like me some walls though.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:32 am
ROFL…OMG there are tricks!! I know there’s that tightening procedure for baby factories & scandolous islamic women (pre-marital)..Wow u learn something new everyday!! That’s a blog topic in itself, I need to be schooled lol. I suppose I am naive cuz I haven’t had the need to fix what isn’t broke.
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am
A lot can be said for kegels (they’re like crunches for you your cooch lol)… from what I’ve heard, if you’re loose they’ll help tighten things up. But they’re a good look for any woman cause they give you great muscle control allowing you to really do some tricks
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Oh word..I heard of that (maybe I do know of these tricks lol) they got weights you can insert to build muscle strength…forget the gym!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Can we all stop for a sec to talk about these “inserted” weights please….
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
LOL… yeah I caught this woman on Oprah talking about the weights once… I dunno how I feel about heavy lifting. For now I’m sticking with basics lol.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
There is a necessity for more people here
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Well…..according to my google research:vaginal weights tone pelvic floor muscles to protect against incontinence, and can increase the strength of your orgasms!
there are weights in the form of balls & cones…perhaps this is merchandise the site should sell?? lol
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Slim, do you have any specific questions, or did you just need a “pause”? LOL.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I consider myself savvy when it comes to this stuff and I never heard about a chick bein able to insert weights into her vaj. Like I’m curious how just dropping some weights in there would work. I wanna look it up, but not a good idea from my work computer.
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Well essentially, the vajay jay is surrounded by pelvic (PC) muscles. These are the same muscles that provide that special hug during sex. As with any other muscles, they can be strengthened through exercise. The simplest way is for a woman to just squeeze them, it’s the same action a woman would take if she had to pee and was holding it. It’s an exercise a woman can anywhere… at their desk, on the train, whenever.
Like with any other muscle development, the use of weights can increase the intensity of the workout and speed up the progress.
The development of the PC muscles and awareness of them leads to better muscle control, which usually leads to better sex and better orgasms.
For further information there’s a great book called I Love Female Orgasms. It’s like $10 on Amazon.
To answer your next questions… I read a lot; and yes I own the book as well as several others
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I heart you.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Excellent…I am coping that book. I want superwoman orgasms!!!!
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Word. The I <3 Female Orgasms authors came to my PWI for a workshop. Changed the lives of many a young lad. Taught me some things I didn’t know about my own body. Great stuff.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Yea Slim…they’re called kegels…not exactly sure of the spelling. They can also keep it old school and soak their box with epsom salts or some nar like that. They literally got tricks out the wazoo bro…
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Fellas can do Kegels too…. Just like girls, you squeeze the muscle that stops you from peeing.
Working that muscle out helps you shoot your load further. Incase your trying to get that Peter North Effect.
Through the abundant amount of porn that I have watch, I’ve notice that dudes with big johnsons tend to squirt pathetically. It kind of just putters out. No excitement, so I looked to ways to improve my personal situation.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Hahahaha @ “putters out”
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JG* Reply:
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:47 am
I think point blank period the most serious question you should be asking is “are you healthy?”
Asking “how many” is dumb. You may not get the desired results either way. She may say 5 when it’s really 50 or she may say 50 and you’re pissed.
If she’s a real loosey goosey and been around the block, you will know. Cuz your homeboys will tell you. LOL If she aint from around you way, she could be reformed. What’s so bad about that?
JG*
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
looks like I have some new reading to do…
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CVal Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I got that t-shirt from that workshop…One of the most enlightening experiences in my life
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What kind of question is that? If a man I was considering a real commitment with asked me, I would answer him honestly.
But me? I am not asking a man HOW many. I’m asking him WHO. If it’s someone that you or I will be in contact with frequently, that would make me more uncomfy than the #.
As long as you are nice, your blood is clean and you haven’t slept with my sister or childhood best friend, how many is irrelevant.
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In a perfect world …. majority of men want a virgin …. that is an extremely quick learner … (can only deal with inexperience/ wackness for so long … meaning not long at all) … but since a perfect world doesnt exist meaning at our age … virgins are rare ….. and virgins that are quick learners are even more rare ….. we must play with the hand that we are dealt …. continuing with this theme …. women if you have a 4, 6, K, 7, and J of different suites (terrible hand) dont lie and say you got a Full House (good hand) … just say none of the bizness …… some guys just don’t care …. i know I dont …. unless of course …. your X/Y is equal to or greater than 7.5 …… LOL …..
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This convo has gotten very interesting! (Somebody has to tell me where I can get some of these weights!)
Anywhoo, I don’t understand the need to know the number. Men don’t want to imagine ANYBODY else having ever driven through the tunnel they’re currently parked in.
However, I don’t lie about my number. For starters, because I’m still counting on one hand. But even if I wasn’t, I don’t want any guy falling in like/love with some fake version of myself. You can either accept me and my number or keep it moving. If we’re clicking on every level and a guy loses interest simply because of a number, then he clearly wasn’t the guy for me. Keep it movin.
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COMMENT FROM GUNS OF BUTTERSWORTH
tell these jawns that the only reason heads wanna know numbers is cause we believe in the 11th commandment:
Thou shalt not turneth a hoe into a housewife
Pretty much the same way girls are nervous when they get with a “player” (even though many take it as a task to “change” the dude).
Guns!
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
CHHHHUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Touche
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Seattle Washington Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Happy someone finally brought up Man’s Golden Rule.
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My dear SoWhatiff…as much as I’d love to return the favor and agree with you, I cant. Maybe next time, Edna.
For starters, the language and perceptions that stem from this type of behavior are not just from the men. Women are very critical of other women. I guarantee you a woman might feel more comfortable telling a male friend her actual number than her female friend because women have the tendency to judge other women for trifling behavior.
Second, it’s really about the truth. If you are going to lie to me about this, what else will you/did you lie about? Seriously. It’s a little thing called CREDI(T)bility. So you tell me 10, we go to your school for a reunion and there are like 30 dudes in a corner pointing and giggling. So what else did you lie about? That’s probably not even really your natural hair color…you probably got a tummy tuck and get botox on the reg…is that a push up bra?…are you really part dominican?…damn, did you really get those sweats because your homegirl was a cheerleader?…is that dude really your cousin?…WHO ARE YOU!!!!
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
reminds me of that episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air where Will and Gina got stuck in the garage during the earthquake and she started popping off nails and wigs and eyelashes….
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Trapped in the basement, sitting on a bicycle-girl getting on my nerves..going out of my mind, i thought she was fine, don’t know if her body is herrrrrrrrrs!!!!
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
lmao!!! I was just sittin here singing the same thing. CLASSIC!
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You just reminded me of a classic Black movie moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Its true. Women are judgmental. But if you know your friends, you will already know their numbers, which doesn’t really matter either way. I must say though, that if one’s behavior starts to get a little…how do you say…”loose”… A friend will check her friend and recommend that she slow down a lil. More so for her safety than anything else.
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my momma always told me not to ask a question that i couldn’t handle the answer too.
that tends to keep me out of a lot of trouble.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Word.
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I brought this up last time and needs to be brought up again…
I’m still not feeling how counselor here is passing the buck. Don’t blame us because you don’t swallow the number you accumulated. Not good to blame someone else for your mistakes. I don’t have a lawsuit against Hennessey.
And you’re right, the woman is hurt because she has to cover up another skeleton. But I’d argue that the man is hurt as well. As several dudes have mentioned before me, no one wants to unknowingly be the guy that wifed up the basketball team’s other favorite past time.
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GUNS & BUTTER Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
“I don’t have a lawsuit against Hennessey. ”
So true.
I know it’s tough for girls.. cause alot move through highschool/college thinking being sexually active is the place to be… only to be thrown into the “slore” category for their over indulgence… and they were only trying to be what the dudes wanted…
oh well..
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Seattle, you know most women dont swallow…just deal with it.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
MLK Jr. had his dream, I have mine. And with Obama as president-elect, anything can happen!
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
LMAOOO
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Okay, so I’m with B&TT on this one… what is up with the looseness of some women? Ladies… does anyone have any insight on this cause I just don’t get doing 7 in a night next to your homegirl no less… that is not my idea of spending quality time with my BFF…
I’ve had some friend do some loose things but nothing on that scale, my Lord!
I had a friend in college bag three dudes in two days (and was considering a fourth) and I let her rationalize it away blaming it on “timing”, but I still started to look at her sideways…
I think I would be completely dumbfounded.
Also, fellas…
WHY is it ok to participate in such debauchery? Talk about sloppy seconds… YUCK! Like I can understand wanting some pie, but who wants one after everybody has stuck their finger in it…
**screw face w/ a side-eye**
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GUNS & BUTTER Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I have an answer for why it’s ok to participate in such debauchery. It’s actually the 12th commandment:
It aint no fun-eth if the homies dost not haveth none.
I know, I know… i’m horrible. Just being real tho. Of course when it comes to wifey, or a possible wifey, that type of nonsense isn’t cool…
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benjie Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
but do the homies need to have it the same night?
i mean, with no break, or scrub, or soak….
not even an always wipe??
that’s just extra gross. like sharing toothbrushes
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“I have an answer for why it’s ok to participate in such debauchery. It’s actually the 12th commandment:
It aint no fun-eth if the homies dost not haveth none.”
Once again, I am on the floor in laughter with my boss askin me how come I’m not making calls as I stick up my middle finger with one hand while holding my abs with the other.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Yea I am starting to get e-mails from suppliers asking me why i haven’t met today’s deadlines…I have replied with “I’m taking it three ways biyotch!”
ok no I did not do reply like that. In fact I haven’t replied to 90% of my e-mails today lol
Yea I don’t about this train business…I hope y’all are using protection!!!! wrap it up pls….
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Comment of the year….
“Yea I am starting to get e-mails from suppliers asking me why i haven’t met today’s deadlines…I have replied with “I’m taking it three ways biyotch!””
Word.Up.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
LOL…foolish
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ife1love Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
LMAO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Terrible.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
We all know some dudes who cant get none and they’ll gladly be the caboose of that train. I dont know a self respecting man over the age of 20 who is going to allow himself to be any less than #3.
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GUNS & BUTTER Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
it’d rather be 4th on the amtrak than being bottom of the dp. that’s like sexual hell for a guy. shit should never happen, no pun intended.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
hahahahaha
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Question: This convo has mostly been about women and their numbers, blah blah blah. Men, if a woman asks how many you have slept with, do you tell all? Or do you ever add or take away?
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benjie Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
i remember once i asked a guy that i had the biggest crush on what his number was,
and he proudly told me he was over 100.
…he wondered why he wasn’t my first.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Umm, I don’t answer the questions…even though my numbers are pretty respectable given the parties I’m affiliated with cuz then there’s gonna be a line of other questions about the who’s and where’s and how many were wifeykins. There are some that I simply don’t remember because they were during the 1 year period after I crossed. Sorry.
Just kidding. Sorta.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I tell the truth, all the time
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I’m a Cocksman, and Cocksmen never lie.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Lex, yuh nah easy bwoy!!! lol
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
The only people I lie to are the police.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
There’s a quick recount and then the number is told.
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CVal Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Don’t see the need to lie if she wants know
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
The problem: we think we want to know, but have no idea how we will really feel about it, until we hear the number.
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I got 65 new emails about this… this is definitely a hot topic. The funny thing is I was just thinking about this the other night, and I was trying to decipher my actual number (including one-pumps, half-way-inners, lames, and ones I’m trying to forget) compared to the number I’ve lied so much about I’m actually starting to believe is true myself… And then I decided that if I don’t sit there and add it up myself, then I can honestly say “I don’t know” when someone asks me… So maybe that’s the reason behind all this… Women even lie to themselves so much that the truth may actually be just that… they don’t know.
So just leave it at that. Like I said before, if she’s a ho, you’ll probably know from everyone else. Anything less is fair game.
This does bring up a new topic for discussion though… Do men/women prefer partners who are experienced (and therefore loosed), virgins (and therefore bad in bed), or somewhere in between (and therefore you don’t know what the hell they are so you might have to try it and perhaps get yourself into a sticky situation in order to find out)?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
“This does bring up a new topic for discussion though… Do men/women prefer partners who are experienced (and therefore loosed), virgins (and therefore bad in bed), or somewhere in between (and therefore you don’t know what the hell they are so you might have to try it and perhaps get yourself into a sticky situation in order to find out)?”
Let’s hold off on answering this one for now. This is a fresh blog post in itself. Will be covered very soon. Excellent idea. You will receive shout outs in the post for bringing this up.
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Sigh, yet another topic that I can not relate to. I hold a category all my own.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I’m intrigued by the simplicity of your comment…
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I would never ask my gf or any woman for that matter how many men she has slept with. I don’t want to know. Somehow I don’t think I would like the number she says. I on the other hand know exactly how many women I have slept with. I don’t have a problem with telling my s/o that number if she really wants to know. *shrugs shoulders*
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as a rule of thumb, when a woman answers (if a woman answers) double that number and subtract three. happy counting!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Wait, wait… Why only three?
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