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SEATTLE: I usually set up a scenario and get all illustrative, but forget all that today. I’m going to save my breath for better uses. To be blunt (don’t worry the allusions get better) I’m tired of people judging me when they find out I smoke. Especially when a lot of those people have their own vices. Yep you. It’s been a while since I went to Church, but I don’t remember Jesus saying, “though shalt not smoketh the kush.” I do remember a burning bush and if that’s not a subliminal message I don’t know what is. Actually, I am pretty sure he said, “do not judge lest you be judged.” Right Coast, I know you know what I’m talking about.
RCLS: **coughs** Son, is you quoting scripture whilst the ish doth be in the air? F*ck it, God did put this sh*t here for me, so it’s only right that I claim his blessings. Like Starbucks said, everybody has their vice, so no need to frown on mines. It was all good just a week ago…remember Seattle? It seemed like everybody smoked trees. Even the quiet nerd types were getting their wigs pushed back by MJ after pulling all nighters. I missed the memo on when weed became officially scornable by your peers. Or maybe I got it and was too blown to care. I’ll let Seattle continue as I break down this dro on my new weedplate, Thank Me Later. (Thanks Drizzy!)
SW: You know I get all empathetic, metaphysical and philosophical when I’m touching the clouds. I might as well be up on my scriptures if I’m up here. And yes, I do remember it being more crowded around these parts. Eh, eff it though. I like to stretch out when I’m flying. As you used to say, that just means there’s more for us and our peoples. I don’t understand why so many people turned in their passports though. Who’d want to give this up willingly? Everything seems better and you’re more relaxed. After all, when’s the last time you saw an angry high person?
RCLS: My eyes are so low I can’t see sh*t right now. I actually have no problem with the folks that no longer smoke. More power to you being able to leave it alone, because after all, this life ain’t for everyone. My problem is with the holier-than-thou-non-smokers that pass judgment and the former smokers that look at me all crazy like they don’t miss ripping 6 foot bongs. Every person that smokes weed is not an irresponsible slacker with no other aspiration in life outside of that next blunt. Your choice to remain cannabis free does not make you better than me.
SW: If anything we’re better than you because we can handle our proverbial shit and still be ambitious, motivated, college educated and have an amazing careers. Sorry to talk down to you, but from up here I would be anyway. OK how about this – thinking that all smokers are still like Cheech and Chong is like thinking you don’t have to give your mate head. Step into the 21st century my friend. Me, your next significant other and Steve Jobs are here waiting for you. By the way, have you seen the new iPhone? Ridiculous! Sorry, tangent. It happens. Where were we? Yes. Mary Jane is a wonderful woman and she shouldn’t be disrespected. I don’t scoff at your illegitimate kids habits, so don’t o_O mine. Especially if I have more fun than you. And after all, isn’t that what life is all about?
RCLS: Pretty much, cuz. There’s an earthquake somewhere every other day, an oil spill the size of Rhode Island poppin’ off in the Gulf, we’re in the middle of the longest wars in American history, volcanoes are erupting, Wall Street is about to flat line, Al and Tipper broke up….I mean, why wouldn’t I want to get high?
SW: Geezus. You’re right. ::Lights up another paper plane:: At the end of the day, we’re just supposed to do what makes us happy as long as it doesn’t cause someone else pain. And the last time I checked, second hand has caused more enjoyable nights than Marvin Gaye and Teddy Pendergrass. #I’mJustSaying. So do you have a problem with Mary Jane and those that fell in love with the young lady? Or do you think “to each his own”? Let’s get the conversation started while we finish this one. RCLS, you done rolling up yet?
RCLS: Nah, actually I just remembered that my boy left his bong over here, so we’re gonna fire up Bruce Leroy and get our glow on, Sho’nuff! (I can’t hear you!)
SW: “You are the Last Dragon and you possess the power of the Glow… (Of the glow, of the glow…)” See, it makes everything better.
Maybe we are like Cheech & Chong, but with a 401K and benefits,
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SW: …Happy now? Fackers.
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Seattle… nice signature… lol….
I’m a recreational user, but I have cut back a whole lot, a whole lot! These nursing classes that I’m taking have me getting tested every 3 weeks twice a month, it blows, no pun intended lol…
Compared to how much I was blowing *hahaha* a few years ago plus all of the other fun chemically compounded stuff out there, I can say I’ve definitely calmed down, although, I do miss skiing down those white powdery hills every now and again or having some water so I can roll harder #hurricanechris I’m a little happy to be sober… definitely miss that! Lol! One of the best times ever! Oh the stories that I have from those nights!!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Yeah, I’m not sold on it yet.
That sucks you get tested, but it’s a damn good reason to cut back. As great as Mary Jane is, she doesn’t pay the bills.
And I’ve never rolled or hopped on the bunny slopes, Mary Jane gives me everything I need. But, I’m sure you have some great stories. If I’m ever in AZ again, I’m kicking it with you. Lol.
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Lola Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 11:38 am
It’s very fancy schmancy, very regal… It’s still a nice signature!
Well I’d have to disagree MJ sometimes can pay the bills and then some! It just requires some great planning…
Come to think about it, I think I shock people when I tell them of all the things I’ve done – they think I’m miss goody two shoes for some odd reason… I like that tho! lol
Oh and bring your passport!
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BEAUTIFUL SIGNATURE!!!
i used to smoke.. h*ll, when i was a baby, my father would give me the seeds to eat.. i don’t do it anymore, it’s not for me..
however, as someone that still pauses and inhales deeply whenever kush and blacks occupy my airspace.. i can say i’m not gonna judge those that love it.. i’m not a fan of those that look at me like i got 7 breasts when i say “nah, i’m not smoking”..
i get judged too o_O..
fall back..
we can hang, that’s fine.. just let me know you got it on you before you get in my car.. thankyoukindly..
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Quite the elegant signature Seattle.
I used to get contact highs throughout boarding school so lighting up wasn’t too much of a stretch in undergrad. I took Organic II and Biochem in the same semester my senior year so I was definitely having the quite relationship with MJ.
Now I don’t indulge as much cause my neighborhood is surrounded by children.
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Ya’ll wrote this while you were higher than a kite in Afghanistan didn’t you?
Anyhow, I don’t smoke ISH, but I don’t knock anyone who do. As long as you’re not the stereotype*, I have no problem with it at all. Besides, it’s trendy to be “green” right? Right, Woody Harrelson? Right. So, why not throw that green into he mix. Everything matches.
*As far as the stereotype goes, yeah it’s attributed to no ambition. But, if folks can do their thing (and the things are big) while smokin’ that ish, then maybe having no goals and pretty much being a loser says more about the person than the weed. Maybe they don’t have any real ambition in the first place and uses weed as a crutch. Who knows.
Also, this:
“After all, when’s the last time you saw an angry high person?”
Never, but I’ve seen an angry “trying to get high again” person, which is in essence an effect of getting high. My bro-in-law has MAJOR ‘tude when he is jonesin’ and not able to get some ish right away. It’s a blessing and a curse, especially if you’re the stereotype and don’t have a job. #shots
Oh, and after the others hounding you about getting a signature, Seattle, I gotta say you exceeded expectation. I feel like lifting up my pinky finger while reading it.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 1:47 am
Wanted to keep it regal. John Hancock is my idol.
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I don’t smoke… often. I don’t judge anyone who does though, as long as you aren’t taking it to some crazy addicted level.
Anywho, I swear you took that signature right off of the mugs they sell to tourists at Pike Place Market. Either way, I’m still digging it.
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You two are effing fools. That’s all I have to say.
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Nice sig.
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I don’t smoke…never even tried it. I don’t judge those you who do..wait, I’m lying. I kinda do judge a little bit….It just depends on how often you indulge. I know it does mess with your short term memory..and your brain cells. Just doesn’t seem like the smartest thing to do…
I may be biased because I’ve never tried it. lol.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 10:29 am
I take a L to the face daily once I’m done with all my obligations to my employer.
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No judgments from me. However, I would like to request that you not smoke in the club. Granted, the second hand smoke won’t kill you like second hand smoke from cigarettes. But, I don’t really need to smell it while Lil’ John is telling me to get outta my mind. But then again…
Naw, just smoke at home, then come to the club.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Deal. I don’t like being around cigarette smokers in public places, so I can appreciate that.
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The herbals are good for you, as long as it is not abused, it can be very adventageous medically, mentally, spiritually and physically LOL
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I dont buy. However, I will intake. With that being said, I think its ok to judge ppl who smoke. Its against the law. *kanyeshrug*
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nyhoop Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 10:28 am
LOL! that’s my only thing. Besides my personal opinions, I just don’t think its worth the risk.
well legalization is on the ballot in California this year, and it could pass. Good luck with that one!One cop on a power trip can cause major problems…I didn’t think folks past the age of 22 really went in like that, but I guess to each his own lol…
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 10:39 am
I mean…if you’re dumb enough to get caught, depending on the state you’re in, even the most zealous of cops can only give you an appearance ticket. And for the folks that worry about risks….well they shouldnt even be blazing, but they need to find themselves someone that delivers. I wanna talk to Sampson!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 11:18 am
I’m not a huge fan of Massachusetts, but you can carry less than an ounce and walk around blowing trees til your heart’s content and the cops can’t do a damn thing.
Word on the street is that Jersey may live up to their name of the “Garden State” soon.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
June 9th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Yuppers… that’s been my only deal too… I mean I guess I break the law in other ways aka Speeding like Demon thru Hell but I guess, one is socially accepted norm and the other has always been too risky for me to try… #nojudgementhere tho… do you.
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1) That new siggy from SW looks like he wrote it high
2) Ive never smoked, but I dont judge. We all have vices. To each their own. I just remember asking my boys to not smoke near me or blow [||] the smoke in my vicinity, cause I didnt want to go home smellin like weed and have my mom
beat mepunish me. lolLike I said, we all have our vices or sources of entertainment/recreation. DO YOU!
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i partake occasionally. i don’t the problem. if the government could tax weed it would definitely be legal. since they can’t do herb like they do jacks then it’s a gateway drug. o_0
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Thank you for this post! I can’t wait for America to get over the social stigma attached to MJ. We that partake of this wonderful fruit of botany are constantly persecuted for something that is no where near as harmful as our legal drugs. Its just not fair. I’m not telling everyone to do it but at least let me do me with out the coppers kicking in my door!
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Ha. This is funny. I don’t usually partake, but I do adhere to the Katt Williams creed that sometimes, every now and then, you need some f**k it in your system. Heh. And I do kinda secretly wish that if I get married my husband partakes from time to time.
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I don’t judge anyone who does it either…I prefer it not be done around me, just because I don’t like smelling like it, but…hey, do ya thing, people! As was said earlier, we all have our own vices…and if yours is to travel in the sky, then hey..by all means, do you…I find it tends to make my friends a lot easier to deal with when they’re in the clouds lol…
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I don’t smoke. It’s not my thing. Growing up all the adults in the crib often smoked up the rent money so it turned me off to it. But I’ve tried i a few times. Just don’t like the feeling. I just hate the way it smells so if you’re a woman tryna get in my bed smellin like le eau de kush, well you’ll be SOL.
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Certainly not against it- do you. I can’t say I’ve never had a good time with Mary but it never caught my attention long enough to take hold.
I do however take issue with those that let it take over their lives- and those who allow it to become a gateway drug. Its those individuals that I wonder about.
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I say to each his own!! I don’t smoke, I admit I have tried it a few times, it just did not do anything for me. Some of my closest friends do it. Like yall said everybody has their vices, don’t judge. I may not get down with MJ but…..
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