Eff Em Friday
Work someone’s back out or get your back worked out this weekend. It’s not technically labor. Slim Jackson Eff it being September and summer officially drawing to a close. I want a do over. This summer kinda sucked. Eff the decision I have to make about keeping my car over the next few months. I [...]
Eff Em Friday
Intro deez nuts. Seattle Washington Eff having a conscience. I wish I could turn it off sometimes. It would make my sex life a little easier. Eff useless meetings. We all know cot damn well I don’t need to be here. I should be at my desk doing work, not talking about the work that [...]
Eff Em Friday
Miss Jenkins Eff this loud ass street work that is going on outside of my apartment right now. Yall gotta do that at 10pm? Really? Got my TV up all loud like I only have one good ear. Eff my tiny half-pint stove. And eff the pot that was on the right back burner. And [...]
Eff Em Friday
It’s Friday the effing 13th. Eff Jason, Freddy’s better. Seattle Washington Eff not being able to get a dog right now. I had one all lined up and in true shittay fashion complications arose. And my new travel schedule ain’t helping the cause. Another time I guess. Eff feeling like a little kid that didn’t [...]
Eff Em Friday
Eff all the musings and fan fare. Summer’s almost over, we have no time to waste. Fist pump like you’re holding up the ceiling and rock out with your (proverbial) cocks out. Hit the gym, get that tan and rock the fliest gear to wherever you go. GTL for life. …Oh and eff you if [...]
Eff Em Friday
We almost posted this joint on Wednesday because of all the effing early week stresses. And while we’re at it eff rules, structures and days of the week. By the way – Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips. …That had nothing to do with the post, just felt like saying it. Eff you, let [...]
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