Eff Em Friday

Miss Jenkins Honestly, I don’t have much to eff this week. Been feeling pretty good. Have a great weekend! Seattle Washington Eff you and your happiness Jenkins. Eff the cable for only allowing some of the channels I pay for to come in. Words can’t describe my anger. Eff the lady at the cable company [...]

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Eff Em Friday

I heard “Snowkakke 2011″ is under effect. Don’t let the cabin fever sink in, get the eff out! Seattle Washington Eff crosswalks. It’s too damn cold outside to wait for a sign to tell me to cross the street. I don’t understand why people here just wait at the corner until the little white guy [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Young moolah baby! Seattle Washington Eff Chicago food. It tastes too damn good and there’s way too much of it. I gotta work out tomorrow morning, before my six pack turns into a keg. I can’t be the somewhat slim dude with a gut. Not now, not never. Eff the imbecile that’s moving my car [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Eff the long lines at stores, long lines in the city, long lines on the roads, long lines at the airport, the handsy TSA agents, crazy ass drivers, little family squabbles and the fact that all of that doesn’t really matter because it’s the Holidays. Merry Christmas/Happy Kwanzaa/Happy (Late) Hanukkah folks! Seattle Washington Eff this [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Eff Old Man Winter. I hope you slip on that ice you created and displace your hip. You old bastard. Seattle Washington Eff being cold even when I’m inside. Turn on the cot damn heat already! Eff this hotel room turning into my “home”. I need to find an apartment already. Eff apartments that are [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Brr. Seattle Washington Eff liking the Chi so much that my rep as a New Yorker is starting to get tarnished. It’s just so damn nice here. And if it’s this nice in the winter, I can only imagine how it is in the summer. Eff realtors and their shaky ways. No, I don’t want [...]

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Eff Em Friday

These m*tha f*ckas mad that I’m icy! Let’s get the weekend started off right. Turn this on high. Eff em. Seattle Washington Eff people who try to eff with my money. I’m pretty easy going, but I’ll Donkey Kong anyone who messes with my cash flow. Eff that everyone is telling me Chicago is cold. [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Come get it. Slim Jackson Eff condoms. Just Kidding. Speaking of which, I’ll be participating in a dating and relationship panel discussion titled “Protection is the New Black” on December 2nd in NYC. For all the details, click here for the flyer. There will be a fashion show and some other grown folk things happening [...]

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