Vices
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” “Was I speeding?” “…You were speeding, you were tailing people, you were diving in and out of traffic. At one point, I clocked you doing 110 mph.” “Yeah… I’m sorry about that. Just happy you didn’t see me when I was pushing 120+mph… That’s the summation of [...]
Three Ways Superlatives
It’s that time of the year guys! That’s right, the Three Ways to Take It Anniversary is coming faster than a virgin’s orgasm. With the first year wrapping up, we felt it was only right to stage a throwback and do what was done every year back in high school – superlatives. After all, there [...]
Don’t OD!
If you drink too much alcohol, the repercussions are plentiful. You could end up in bed naked with the man or woman of your nightmares. You could wake up with a dehydrated brain, excruciating headache, and an awful case of the bubbly guts. You could end brawling in the streets and calling in to work [...]
200 Posts Down. 4 Writers Stand Up.
It’s another celebration folks! Crack open that 40, bottle of wine, or Patron. It’s the 200th post on Three Ways to Take It! Granted, it’s not as exciting as hitting the 100th post. But damn it, sometimes you just need to take off your clothes relax and celebrate. The 3 Ways Crew has made a [...]
Since the President Is Black…
A picture is worth 1,000 words…and we decided to start our weekend early and with a smile. We hate (love) you all. Have a sh*tty (great) weekend. Stay completely sober (Get drunk or smoke trees). This blog is done forever (See you on Monday). 3 Writers Not 1 Cup, The Three Ways Crew


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