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Don’t Be E-Thirsty
Summer isn’t here yet, but it sure seems like some people have been sitting in the e-sun because they are still showing signs of thirst. I’m not talking about the “get me a cold glass of water with a side of watermelon” type of thirst. I’m talking about the kind of thirst that makes men and [...]
I Love Them East Coast Girls
I’ve been from Queens to the Bay From Boston to San Jose No one compares to those East Coast girls Whether they’re rocking chains or pearls YSL heels or the flyest kicks They’re always what my heart picks See those women are more than tits and ass They have intelligence and too much sass A [...]
Solo Honeybox Conversations
Vagina. That one little word packs a bit of a punch. It’s not a word you hear or use very often, and makes many people uncomfortable, myself included. In college, I always saw flyers for The Vagina Monologues and never thought about seeing the show. I had no idea how or why some other lady’s [...]
Seattle’s Love Dealership
Welcome! I know the lot looks enticing, but please hold on. A lot of people shop for a significant other without knowing exactly what you’re getting into, myself included. See when you’re dealing with a man or a woman there are certain things that come with the territory. Like cars, there’s standard equipment that comes [...]
Don’t Judge Me
No matter what city you’re in, public transportation brings with it a set of interesting experiences. Playing the where should I sit game; keeping the mean mug on so people will think twice about bringing their crazy in your direction; positioning your electronic devices and monthly passes in ways that keep you from getting got. [...]
How You Want a 10 When You’re Looking Like a 3?
**Come out to Turtle Bay NYC at the intersection of 52nd and 2nd tonight (2/3) for Happy Hours from 9-12. Say my name at the door and get half off on all drinks. There will be all sorts of foolery going on upstairs. If you show up after 12, I honestly may not remember you [...]
Say It With Ya Chest!
So, I’m back. Where did I go? None of your f*cking business. But if you must know, I spent most of my time off in an undisclosed location attempting to save my corner of the nation from the evil grasp of the right wing hypocrites that desperately seek to take “their” country back to Jim [...]
Women In My Life
I have a theory that the women who help raise you ultimately dictate what kind of women you date and what kind of woman you marry. It does takes a village to raise a child. And sometimes that village has a TV. Every kid has a few childhood crushes that steer their lives and tastes that [...]
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