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Yeah… I Don’t Like That
Two weeks ago, Slim, a close female friend and I were driving back to Boston after an eventful weekend in the greatest city in the world. To keep me from swerving into the median from lack of sleep, we chatted it up. Eventually a conversation about the horrible New York City traffic evolved into a [...]
Aphrodisiac
Long and behold, I have returned from having sex my vacation to the Bahamas. The cultural experience was great. The island food was exquisite. Took a good number of pictures and got significantly darker. And more importantly, I learned a lot from the locals about sex. Yes, I am talking about Pumpington McDeepensider. People talk [...]
You Don’t Want No Face?
SLIM: I’m a huge fan of raw sex. It brings so much joy to the life of the person (woman) receiving the pumpington. It also brings much joy to the person (man) delivering the glory strokes. Under normal circumstances, it’s supposed to be a mutual exchange of pleasures and delight that leave both parties in [...]
No Sex Please.
To date, 2009 has been a pretty rough year for me. I have been hit with a few personal challenges that have tested my faith. School still sucks. Family is still crazy. In all of this, I have found myself thinking about things I could remove from my life in order to give me better [...]
Venturing to Chartered Territories
Before we get started, I’d like to apologize to those readers who thought they still might find new lands to conquer. As we’re getting older, the amount of virgins walking among us is dwindling by the second. We lost two just in the time you read that introduction. Right now, the best you can do is completely [...]
You, Him And…Her?
**Admin Note: The “you” in the title is a female for the purposes of this entry.** We’ve all read Slim and RCLS’s post on running trains. If you haven’t, get to it. I expressed my thoughts in the comments, but I’ll share again here. For me, the mental image that pops into my head weirds me [...]
She’s Your Boo, Not Mine
As a woman, I have always believed that it was right to respect the boundaries of another woman’s relationship. True, I may be single, and that man is damn fine, and has been giving me googly eyes for the past couple weeks, but I know he has a girlfriend. So what have I traditionally done? [...]
Enhancements
With all these pro athletes writing auto-snitchography’s recently, I’m almost expecting Slim and Seattle to start fessing up to taking part in the “culture.” Perhaps Tiff might get her Marion Jones on. For the un-sports-savvy, a few of Major League Baseball’s major stars are on the hook right now for taking steroids. Alex Rodriguez, Miguel [...]
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