Careful in Them Streets!

Posted by on December 31, 2008 - 18 Comments
Life, Random Commentary, Sex

Depending on when you read this, it’s New Year’s Eve or it’s the New Year. Happy New Year either way. We’ve been drinking since New Year’s Eve’s Eve. We hope everybody is careful out there in them streets. Fellas, wear protection. Ladies, make sure he wears protection. Alcoholics, good luck as you start a new binge. Those staying at home and watchin’ the ball drop from your couch…cheers. Take some time to forget about all the negativity of 2008 and celebrate the start of 2009. And ladies especially, please don’t end up like the woman in the video below (Having sound on is encouraged). Fellas, find her and tell Seattle and Slim about her. Sike.

So yeah, that’s Three Ways at its best.

Saluting You Through the Holidays,

The Three Ways Crew

About Slimuel L. Jackson

Slimuel L. Jackson has written 237 articles on this blog.

Slim is a founder of Three Ways to Take It and a blogging machine. He describes himself as an honest, witty, and thought-provoking writer that's willing to tackle any topic that won't get him fired from his day job. Slim is the epitome of #BAWSE.

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  1. Steph
    December 31, 2008 at 1:48 am

    Hilarious video…is that a real commercial?

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    Slim Jackson Reply:
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    It’s definitely not a commercial in the United States. You know how “conservative” we are here.

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    Steph Reply:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Yeah, that’s gotta be Europe

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  2. Robin Monique
    December 31, 2008 at 7:11 am

    Ok. My computer’s acting janky and won’t let me see the vid. Boo.

    Anywhoo, Happy New Year!!

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  3. Sowhatiff Jenkins
    December 31, 2008 at 9:56 am

    lol! I love the word “janky.” We’ll try and get the video situation worked out.

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  4. Nicki Sunshine
    December 31, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Happy New Year!

    I’ll come back in a few to see if the vid is up.

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    NickiSunshine Reply:
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I want to see if I can do that…. (of course after the hiatus.) ;)

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  5. Black & Trapped in Toronto
    December 31, 2008 at 10:46 am

    She has an amazing sense of balance!!! lmao
    Happy New Years Everyone :)

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  6. Soulstress
    December 31, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Oh my goodness!!! No they didnt..lmao!

    Happy NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Cheekie
    December 31, 2008 at 11:32 am

    LOL!! Aw, hell naw! No they didn’t have a THIRD dude grab the beer. Guinness wins at commercials.

    Okay, that completed my 2008 the right way. Thanks for the laugh!

    Happy New Year!!

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  8. CVal
    December 31, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    I think the third dude was a woman…Great vid tho!

    Happy New Year!!!

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    Seattle Washington Reply:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    I pictured him as a small person myself.

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  10. RightCoastLexSteele, The Caribbean Cocksman
    January 2, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Brilliant!

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  11. Vanessa aka Miss V
    January 3, 2009 at 12:14 am

    LoL

    Happy New Year y’all!

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  12. ife1love
    January 3, 2009 at 12:52 am

    That’s f’n hilarious lmao! Talk about you, me, him, and her… they definitely deserve an Addy for that one (that’s like the Oscars of advertising for those who weren’t advertising geeks majors like I was)

    Happy New Years people!

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  13. N.I.A. thinkingofamasterplan....
    January 3, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    LMAO!! That is hilarious. And looks like a fun way to bring in the New Year.

    I am lurker/first time commenter. I want to wish you all a very Happy New Year!!

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    Slim Jackson Reply:
    January 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    That’s for commenting on the site! Welcome to the wonderful world of Three Ways!

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