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Eff ‘Em Friday
Another week, another eff. If you know what to do, get busy. If not, think of this as your other first time. Get all that pent up energy out in a few strokes (of the keys). You’ll be all relieved and we’ll be wondering if we’ll hear from you again. With that said, let’s get it!
Seattle Washington
Y’know I really don’t have much to eff this week. It’s actually been one of the better times of my short life in some aspects. Actually eff that, there’s always something to eff.
Eff this seesaw effect that continually occurs in my life. When my career seems to be on Tom Tom status and heading on the right track, my personal life takes an impromptu left turn and ends up in no man’s land. And eff me for not being able to think of a witty way to wrap this one up. Let’s move on.
Eff not having a credit card. I copped a travel advance from my company to prevent having to deal with getting reimbursed, but I still ended up off track. I knew I should’ve just held onto the stack of cash my company gave me and paid for everything by making it rain. Somehow I came up short and my personal account is taking more hits than a Red Sox pitcher. (Yes shots. And here’s a personal “eff you” if you like them.)
Eff Columbus Day. Wait, wait, hold on now – I’ll take the day off. Just eff the fact that America celebrates idiocy and mediocrity. The guy didn’t even “find” America. He found an island in the Caribbean. That was already inhabited by folks. When he was originally on a quest to get to India. None of that sounds Kosher to me. But it explains why some no talent suckers are celebrated with notoriety, TV shows and millions of dollars. ::I’m looking at you Real Housewives and Paris Hilton::
Miss Jenkins
Eff not being able to take Columbus Day off. Even though I think its the stupidest holiday ever. Eff the government for commemorating the day a lame dude got lost and managed to kill damn-near an entire nation of people. Eff outta here, you no-direction-having-arse fool.
Eff this fluctuation in temperature. I have been ready for the fall for about a week now. Why are we jumping back to 70 degrees? I gotta bundle up on the way out of the house in the AM, be mad hot in the middle of the day, and be cold at night? Boo. You are messing with my preexisting sinus issues and the ability to break out my fall wardrobe. Stop it.
Eff me for being weeks behind and not hearing about Delonte West’s brush with stupidity and ridiculousness. If you missed it, watch this video. This fool was arrested for speeding on a motorcycle whilst wielding 2 loaded handguns and a shotgun. Where the hell were you going, dummy? I blame it on his light skin and excess tatts.
Eff RightCoastLexSteele. Cuz his name is a run-on.
The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele
Tiff, go play somewhere…I’m busy.
Eff Puffy. I’m just going to ahead and dig up the past and blame him for Shyne being locked up in the first place, much less facing deportation. I’m also go ahead and put a little blame on for Biggie’s death too. “Hey listen, so…’Pac just got shot in Vegas, so I think our best move right now is to fly out to Cali and get all that money. It’s open season out there. Take that, take that” Good idea Puff. “Hey Jennifer, that 22 is gonna be way to big for your clutch…just let Shyne hold it.” Effin brilliant Puff.
Eff incompetent employees. In the past week, I’ve heard fools ask other people to send attachments, how to send faxes to a long distance area codes, and have witnessed terribly taken and passed. I’m far from perfect, but incompetence in basic office functions really makes me question your intelligence. At this rate, I don’t think I’d trust you to chew gum and walk at the same time. Are ya kidding me? Attachments???
Eff the Boston Red Sox. I eagerly await their swift and bitter exit from the playoffs. And then it’ll be time to talk smack about Big Patsy. And while I’m at it, eff the Washington Redskins. They’re a horrible, horrible team. I don’t know why we keep them around in the NFC Beast. The views expressed by The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele are those of The Award Winning RightCoastLexsteele and do not necessarily represent the views of the ThreeWays staff. Except maybe Seattle.
Slim Jackson
Aight, so I couldn’t stay away the whole week. I went to an e-island and got my groove back…sorta. This week marked an incredible change in my workplace. The cancer and disease that plagued my team and my existence was removed. The one who I effed on a couple occasions (in the Eff ‘Ems) is no longer draining my positive life forces. Upon hearing the news, I did the following dance:
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Hmmm where to start?
1. Ahh yesss… Eff the MTA for doing mega track work on 18 train lines this wknd,and leaving the 3 train and M train unaffected? The hell imma do with that? effing up any chances for me to get to my hairdresser in less than hour. Now I got to wait till the trains rock regular service. And my sexy ass natural hair has to wait to be coifed the way I like! Damn you to hell!! Uff ya MTA 2.25 to pay to go nowhere! Hmmph!
2. Uff ppl past the age of 30 who haven’t figured out that holding onto ish that isn’t worth it makes you a simp big time. Here’s a reeenactment: simp: do you still love me? Idiotic chick: no.
Simp: I’m not giving up.
After hearing this foolishness I’ve decided to bypass age 30 because it seems stupidity takes root at that age. I will not get caught in the matrix. Uff that! Its simple you give up once a person says nope don’t love ya kid. That means “on to the next”
3. Uff the idiots reenacted in pt. 2 who even after saying no I don’t love you is considering going back to the simp because the simp is safer than being out in the dating game…..
All I’m saying is that sometimes ppl should swallow so that way offsprings of bitchassness don’t develop. That’s all I’m saying….
And eff anything else that may attempt to ruin this wknd! Thanks for allowing me to vent!
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LaLa Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 3:03 am
uuum, im too tired to eff @ this point…but i will be back in the am for that good morning eff!
anywayz i write to ask ms coco where do u get your natural hair done? im getting a lil tried of mines and maybe if i had someone to do it on a reg besides me i wouldnt feel the need to chop it off….for straighten it (no “creamy crack”) jus heat…pretty please? i know how black women like to hog their hairdressers and i understand, but im a woman in need.
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Ms.cocoapuffs27 Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Hey there!
I go to easy touch salon on Flatbush and the corner of Avenue J. the B41 local stops right in front of it! There’s an awesome panamanian woman named lisandra who does my hair justice, her prices are fantastically reasonable, and all praise be to the hot comb! and she does a mean deep condition and presses it out something fierce!!! my hair has definitely benefited from going to her and now is the perfect weather to get a good press and curl done!
I hope this helps, and if you need more info, pls reply!!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Girl, bring yo ass back over here and vent some more.
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Eff Em Fridays always catches me on my happy days, but I will make an effort…
Eff anybody who has Columbus Day off. I don’t even know when that ish is!
Eff having a crush on a 2520 boy. I’m having to seriously think this one through…
Eff my bills! I wanna go shopping sooooo bad. The sales are bananas right now!
Have a great weekend seeing “Good Hair” everybody!
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 7:38 am
“Eff anybody who has Columbus Day off. I don’t even know when that ish is!”
Co-sign
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Columbus Day…? Dang it’s on Monday isn’t it..well I can’t eff that..we get too many other days off (like the last two weeks in December, lol).
EFF TRAFFIC THIS WEEK! LAWD!!! What has been happening in the DC Metro?
Eff Steve Madden…too many boots that don’t fit into my budget…*sigh*
Eff them folks hating on President Obama
s Nobel Peace Prize…haters! (lol)
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:13 am
“Eff them folks hating on President Obama”
Yeah, Obama I’m happy for you and all and I’ma let you finish.
But Bush did more in his last 16 months on office for Africa than you have done. No hate.. Just truth.
Peace Prize is suppose to mean something… this ninja gave a bunch of speeches! A WEEK BEFORE HE DECIDES BETWEEN BOMBING AFGHAN FROM AFAR OR UPPING THE TROOP LEVELS!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Shine So Bright I Gotta Tint My Mirrors Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Bombing infidels deserves a prize.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Cheekz…your point would be what exactly? Acknowledge what Obama won, congratulate him and move on…very simple, that’s all I’m saying. Who cares about Bush? He’s gone, he had his two terms he did what he did, said what he said, etc..hooray *throws confetti* and now he’s enjoying his post-presidency.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
My point is the ninja didn’t deserve it. I’m all for supporting my dude. He is my dude. But I’m more for fair and balanced. Justice ya know.
So when I see a dude get props he aint earn, I hate. I put out the facts. I don’t support d*riding and this sheep mentality. I’ll eff more later.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda annoyed by all this “What did he do to deserve it?” talk. Unless we’re talking about Osama or someone else clearly terrible receiving a Nobel Peace Prize, I don’t think any of us are really in a position to say who should or shouldn’t receive one. It is what it is. Just let it be that. No need for this “bucking the trend” or “I ain’t in the sheep herd” stuff.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Slim I don’t buck trends for the love of being different. I do it b/c I don’t know when to shut up.
If we aren’t in a position to judge who deserves to win an award why are they giving out an award? They set criteria, voted, and gave it to Obama. I’m looking at the criteria and the other canidates and saying Ninja’s OD’d.
I know people want to call me out. If you want to congradulate him that is fine. But when you say “Eff the Haters” don’t expect the haters to not Eff back. I love listening to good points, not just my side. I believe we are tring to not repeat the same hard headed mistakes of the last admin?!?!
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Rox Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
LMAO at u looking at the criteria. U sit on the voting body CHeeKZ, baby??? & u know what? WAKE UP SON! President Obama is STILL the image of hope that he ever was for millions & millions of ppl the world over. The HATERS, yes the HATERS (& racists – from podunk, s. dakota to capital hill), in this country are working their asses off to tear him down, clouding our image of him (too successfully for my taste, but I never accused Americans, in general, for being smart, adept, independent thinkers), but hope will prevail. Did u even listen to his acceptance speech? Now, even he acknowledges that he hasn’t done enough to be heralded among the other recipients – rather, he sees it as a call to action. What an honor to know that ppl BELIEVE IN YOU. President Obama receiving the prize is a powerful STATEMENT if nothing else. Shit, be proud of ur 1st African American President who has done way more than u’ve given him credit for.
DAYUM
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
so… what you are telling me is….
President Obama agrees with me?
there is a reason why I like the guy.
Hate the way both side treat him.. but I like the guy.
SMH @ winning an award based on potential. The Dalai Lama is a symbol of hope. This negro is the president.
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Rox Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
CO-SIGN Slim. HATERS GET OUT!!!!!!!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Cheekz really…Sheep mentality?? Because I’m saying congrats to our President for winning the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m a sheep..m’kay…well I guess the next thing to say to you is “bbaaaaaaaaaaaa” as I continue to congratulate President Obama on his win!
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Well off the back a big Eff YOU to RCLS… really, why you gotta kick my team when they’re down?!?!? We’re already booing in the stands and last week I threw several large objects at the TV screen.
Eff Jim Zorn, no better yet, Eff Snyder… I HATE this dude. If I could raise Jack Kent Cook’s crypt keeper looking behind like Jesus did Lazarus I would. He may have looked like a slave owner but we ain’t have these types of problems. *sigh*
Eff the Skins’ whole offensive line… really?!?! Can I get a first quarter TD?!?!?
Eff baseball… America’s favorite past time my ass! I just can’t get into it. I love sports… football, basketball, boxing, futbol, tennis, golf is aiight, beach volleyball is the shiznit!!!… but baseball… ehhhh, yeah does nothing for me. Eff the Nationals.
While I’m at it, Eff Gilbert, in advance… he better get his ass up off that bench this season.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 8:25 am
“Eff baseball… America’s favorite past time my ass! I just can’t get into it. I love sports… football, basketball, boxing, futbol, tennis, golf is aiight, beach volleyball is the shiznit!!!… but baseball… ehhhh, yeah does nothing for me. Eff the Nationals.”
OKAY!! For real..especially when they’re interrupting my tv shows!! Don’t nobody care bout some game in California…I’m watching Bones!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Shine So Bright I Gotta Tint My Mirrors Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Well….you probably hate baseball cuz the Nationals suck. Suck, suck, suck. That’s what y’all get for coppin a Canadian team.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Co-Sign Baseball is the truth. That Det/Minn game was a classic. The Dodger game last night was good. Oct baseball is real special.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Oh no, let’s not get it twisted… my hate for the Nationals comes from a place deep deep in my heart.
I’m not a fan of baseball but I wish much misfortune upon the Nationals and I smile when they loose.
WHY? so much salt… it’s for every evening I had to stand the entire way home on the train and could barely get out of the station because of idiots in red hats… for the TWO summers where no one could visit me at my house on any major holiday because of the new parking rules due to the ungodly amount of games… for the old lady across the street who fell down her steps because her homecare nurse couldn’t come over because she got towed for parking during a game… for the many evenings I got all dolled up, left to hit the club and had to turn back as soon as I got to the train because I can’t even get into the station…
EFF THE NATIONALS!!! I hope they get rid of you and give your stadium to DC United!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
that makes alot of sense now. I can’t hate on your hate.
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Eff the HATERS!!!!!!!!
Barack was nominated for the Nobel Prize two weeks into his presidency for his international work towards diplomacy.
And now the media is going crazy because they don’t think he deserved it. Of course simple minded people, are eating this ish up. EFF EM!
He did more in 2 weeks than Bushy in 8 years, in terms of international diplomacy. Eff that!
The man is trying…he can not do it by himself, so a RESOUNDING EARTHSHATTERING EFF EM to all the haters and pundits that are praying for the collaspe of his administration and work.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:57 am
LOL @ “Bushy”
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YO, EFF RCLS (4X)!
EFF FRIENDS WHO GET MARRIED! (AFTER 5 MNTHS? Really though, that’s not even a whole year…)
EFF FRIENDS WHO ARE TOTALLY STUBBORN AND STUCK IN THEIR WAYS! (I mean, i can’t be too madd though cuz I ain’t changing for NOBODY…)
EFF FRIENDS WHO DON’T LET FRIENDS THROUGH BACHELOR PARTIES FOR THEM BEFORE THEY ENTER HELL (I.E. MARRIAGE)!
EFF FRIENDS WHO DON’T INVITE FRIENDS/FAMILY TO THEIR WEDDING!
AND EFF VODOO! APPARENTLY THAT ISH IS REAL (EITHER THAT OR SHE GOT SOME BOMB ASS PUNANY CUZ THIS FOOL IS REALLY GETTING MARRIED)…
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had to say Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:06 am
DEAD…
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:40 am
LMAO!!!!
This is the funniest comment of the day so far.
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Eff the people my fam hired to do maintenance on our furnace. 2 months later when we need to hit the heat, its starts acting up. Don’t tell us its all good when it aint!!!
Eff Eli Manning…who told your ass to get hurt when the team is undefeated? Carr is not that nice!!!
Eff this weather…how I get sunshine for two days and then its all gloomy the day I finally get to be outside?
Eff the hs volleyball team I’m coaching. If you wanna pout and not play, quit the team. Stop effing with my players’ mojo!!!
And finally, Eff all the haters!!! My boy Barack is impressing the world if yall senators can’t see it. Nobel Peace Prize suckas!!! Just let him have is health care already!
Still, it was actually a good week for me overall
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Ok. Ok. Ok. I wasn’t even around to defend myself last week and I was getting effed for doing what I considered a community service. Another week, and I’m still getting effed. No idea what Body Odor’s problem is, and Cherry, I’m sorry…but DC is not even really a state, so I have no clue why they have a football team. Just fair warning for the previous effers, and anyone else who would like to eff The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele: I have the power to not only erase your posts, but I’ll block your access to this site on every computer from Timbuktu to Kalamazoo. Please, don’t eff w/ me. Thanks.
::picks up ball, goes home::
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Jaci Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am
*reminds myself to stay on your good side*
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Eff the woman that had the nerve to have “Ms. Becky” in big, bright, pink letters across her windshield. That ish pissed me off to the 10th degree. Eff u…u stupid, stupid whore…ok that wasn’t nice…
Eff America for trying to blow up the moon to find water. Wtf?!
Eff not having Columbus Day off…even though it’s to celebrate a man who raped and killed…matter of fact…eff Christopher Columbus!
Eff everyone trying to set me up! I know what i like and i am doing just fine thank you! I am not a charity case! I don’t need your opinion on who i should date. I can handle it myself. thanks.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Okay!! WMD= Weapons of Moon Destrcution..da hell?!
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Eff Columbus Day!! I can’t believe people actually have that day off. Every year it passes by without me even realizing it. And to think some cities in this great USofA actually have Columbus Day parades and shyt. SMH
and President Obama is having the Best Week Ever!! Nobel Peace Prize FTW!!
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Eff anyone who’s last name is Bush.
Eff this stupid ass weather.
Eff stupid men (but certainly none here @ 3 ways)
That is all
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Eff Obama Sheep. Listen I love the guy. He is my hero and I really try to apply his policies to my life. But I’m a realist and I follow no man blindly.
At some point you gotta look at things without being so damn bias. If not you are going to turn people off! Did y’all even look at the other nominees?!?!? Did you look at the timeline in which the award is handed out?! But its Obama, so we gotta be happy for him right? SMH @ the fact that the front runner who should have won probably will be kill by an Obama ordered air strike.
Eff the Raiders. David Carr will look like Dan Marino this wknd. Eli should only start the first series to keep his streak alive.
Eff Electric razors. I don’t think ladies know how hard it is to shave testicles. I’ma bout to start waxing.
Eff Banking Regulations. My threeways addiction is going to take a major hit We are being audited for the next year. This tighta@@ from albany is going to be watching my every stroke (sounds like a triz with Slim).
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Jaci Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
You are a mess! I cannot handle you.
Eff you for not getting your threesome.
Ok..that’s all.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 10:50 am
You volunteering your services?
Make me see the light darling.
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Jaci Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
SURE!
It’s a fun time for all ….
I dunno if you’ll see a bright light at the end of a tunnel but you will see stars…and maybe some stripes…
And you will make sounds you’ve never heard yourself make
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Rox Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
waxing will def last longer
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I think I see a teaching moment ahead…
Go for it Cheekz! If you want to DIY I suggest the Andrea Naturals Brazilian Bikini Wax kit, or maybe Naughty Nads might be more appropriate for double entendre sake… Stay away from the Surgi Wax
you’ve been warned.If you want to go the professional route, I’d say try Sugar Waxing, it’s less painful and more hands on, which you’d probably like. There’s this spot in NYC Aqua Vitae Spa… judging by the demeanor of the owner (old kinda freaky italian lady) they might do male waxing.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
hmmm.
thanks for the advice.
I love rubbing my face in a fresh wax. I might have to return the favor….
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
correction..
I meant rubbing my face in freshly waxed surfaces.
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Eff begging relatives. Listen Felicia I’m not Craig you may not borrow twenty dollars. I will NOT pay for your rent while you feed your bag habit.
Eff extra loud people on the bus. I’m glad you just got out of prison ma’am but is it really necessary to share with the entire bus. (P.S. Everyone says that isn’t thier gun).
Eff my job for blasting the AC during my presentation yesterday. Here I am trying to funding for my research project and the damn air placed my headlights on full point. Now when I come into the office every guy gets this goofy a$$ grin on thier face and wants a hug. Damn you.
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Eff the torrential downpour that commenced the second I stepped out of the house this morning. Eff the px parking lot for having a foot of standing water in it so no umbrella could possibly move.
Eff all the ppl who parked in the same parking lot that flooded monday when it rained like this. Actually, I don’t wanna eff them; they’re already f*cked. I hope ur insurance covers mudslides and stupidity.
I don’t have too much to eff today cuz I’ve been doing enough effin all week… Especially yesterday during my mental health day. That was effin sweet!
Welcome back, Slim. Eff you for being gone all week; I missed you boo!!
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*oops… By *move, I mean *help. I was typing what I was hearing by this woman having personal convos in my office. Eff her yap my head off on a daily basis @$$.
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EFF CITIBANK AND CHASE…
Got paid last friday, deposited the check because my direct deposit for that week and they still haven’t cleared my money. WTF they are telling me oh you’re gonna have to wait it out, its not that serious. I told them oh really, its not your money so of course its not that serious to you. So I ask, whats the problem and both banks tell me they don’t know…. wtf what do you mean u don’t know what happened to my money.
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Eff people forgetting the internet is not anonymous and a screen name is not security. An account here, a blog there, a couple of pics and thinly veiled accounts about your RL…it’s like you’re leaving a bread trail out there. I’ve been taught how to find out all your business and sometimes I do just for kicks. I had to teach my younger cousin a lesson when she was getting to liberal with the nets, lest she get to being like some of these grown folk I see getting carried away.
Eff people not liking where they live. I know it’s very often necessary, especially being young and not settled, but do you have to complain about it all the time? I love my city-town and I’m not going to defend it to you, I’m just going to help you find a place to relocate to. Shoo fly…
Eff me not having real food for dinner all week. I have sinned badly on the good nutrition front.
As always, eff it not being 5 already.
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Eff this building for not turning on the heat, da hayl I gotta sit in here with cold fingers and toes? It’s 50 degrees outside and 45 in my office smdh!
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Eff the schizo NC weather…the high for today is 83. Earlier this week, the high barely hit mid 60 and the low was in the 40s. This is a set up, and I don’t like it….
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“Eff not having a credit card.”
I concur. Sometimes it sucks chicken grease I can’t do the swipey wipey and have to deduct directly from my checking account. Then again, when I look at all my friends deep in credit card debt from college, I breathe a sigh of relief.
Eff coming in to work early and leaving work late. I am not meant for all this nonstop working. At least I love what I do.
Eff my dad for getting this new postition. I know he wanted it, but that’s going to take away even more of our quality time. How about you just be a full-time dad and stop having to deal with all these other people? I’m not feeling having to make an appointment just to say hello.
Eff having to work on Florida-Georgia/Halloween. Instead of being at the World’s Largest Cocktail Party with my crew dressed in the Year 3008 Gator Costume, I will be chasing headlines elsewhere. At least I’m covering all the trick or treat events. I’m getting a bag of candy.
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Eff the weather. Either its fall or its not. I can’t take all this not being able to dress correctly.
Eff my mother’s cancer for coming back with a vengence. And eff my mom for telling everyone to act normal like nothing is wrong with her.
Eff me not have a cuddle buddy to take my mind off my mother’s situation.
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Eff healthcare haters who don’t know what the eff they’re talking about.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Roxi is giving out free prostate examines all weekend long.
Yeah Healthcare reform!
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eff customer service in NYC! why must i spend more time looking for a mofo that works in the store than i do shopping!
eff the first of the month, when ALL my bills are due; got me livin’ like a damn college student all over again for the next 7 days…
eff dude that cussed me out this morning coz i wouldn’t give him any play. see? my crazy radar was on point…
eff my colleague who gives me the evil eye whenever i’m laffin’ my a$$ off readin’ this damn blog. don’t be mad coz I’m happy!
eff dudes who do not follow thru. ugh.
eff the saints who spoiled my team’s perfect season, lol. it’s all good…we’d rather take the “L” now anyway.
eff anyone who tries to rain on my parade this weekend; i ain’t havin’ it!
t’is all.
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Eff being sick. I was out 2 days and now im back at work. Life is hard being at home all day sick when it’s raining. Day 1 was nice but day 2, I almost wanted to be a work. Sad? A little.
Eff Chicago weather. period.
Eff not being at home for TX/OU weekend and the State Fair. BTW, State Fair of Texas is the best. You don’t know what a real turkey leg is, unless you’ve been there. Hook’em Horns!
Eff paying for people during lunch. SO we went out for 2 of my co-workers birthdays and when it came time to pay, everyone else at the table except me was like ‘oh no, it’s your birthday, we’ll pay for you.’ In my mind, im like WTF?! Do you know this bill is $140, and it’s NOT a payday, and you feel that we should cut 2 people out and split the rest between us 6? MAN, I was so pissed. NEVER AGAIN. (Well until it’s my birthday, because then i’m gonna order the most expensive thing on the menu).
Eff Tony Romo for obvious reasons. Clearly the hit I put out last year didn’t follow through. He better be careful this season, because if I see any more of that BS on the field I’m coming down there myself.
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Maaaan:
1. Eff rainy days when I’ve lost/forgotten my umbrella.
2. Eff all the people going to see “Good Hair” this weekend, and are gonna come to me next week thinkin’ they know me. Shout out to a previous “Eff CNN: Black in America”
3. Eff dust. I sweep and sweep and sweep, and it keeps comin back with more vigor. Leave me be!
4. Eff the decision not to de-claw my cat. I’m all to’ up, as is my couch.
5. Eff my need to succeed and this sometimes painful desire to be a psychologist. This last year of coursework is abominable.
that’s all. time to go sip somethin’
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eff me for agreeing to write my cousin’s essay for him.
eff my cousin for being on a beach in the bahamas right now when i’m at my desk with my head bobbing talking about decriminalizing prostitution.
and eff canada for their effed-up laws about prostitution.
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“The guy didn’t even “find” America. He found an island in the Caribbean”
You do realize that the Americas constitutes more than just what is presently known as USA. Much of the Caribbean is included in The Americas.
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