Eff ‘Em Friday
All short weeks mean is there was 5 days worth of bull crammed into a 4 day work week. Not to mention some of you suckers didn’t get Monday off. Hehehe. So we know you guys have something to vent about. Let’s get it.
Seattle Washington
Eff these “small and quick” projects, because they usually turn into a huge effing problem (TWSS?). Hey account person, how did I get briefed over a month ago, turn in the work and the revisions are coming in now? Don’t you know I have Employee ADD? I’m already onto the next project. Homie, I barely remember what I did yesterday.
Eff Apple and their expensive ass products. You want to charge $30 for a pair of headphones that works with the iPhone? Really Steve, that’s what’s up in the streets of Silicon Valley? What’s worse is that’s the base model. If I wanted to jump up to the Honda Accord of headphones, I’d have to drop $75. You’re lucky I’m lazy and I don’t like to hold my phone when I talk. Plus the effing screen gets greasier than a pair of lips after eating Popeye’s six piece.
Eff “Time Out”. That’s exactly why the Balloon Boy ended up floating in a weather balloon cruising at 45mph. If they would’ve just whooped their kids, he wouldn’t have hopped in that damn balloon because he would’ve known the consequences for just touching it. My parents used to whoop me just for looking at them wrong. “Wait, no… Mom… I was squinting cause of the sun… It’s bright… Momma, no!”
Slim Jackson
Eff the fact I had to bring out a wooly/fleecy coat this week because the cold became too much for my thinsulate jacket to bear. I.Am.Tight.
Eff people who sing on a packed train in languages other than English. Why do I hear ji-hoooooo being shouted from your lips? Actually, eff that. Eff people who sing on the train in general. This isn’t Subway Idol. Bastards and bastardesses.
Eff moms who can’t control their bad ass kids. I watched a child snatch the book out of a woman’s hand while she was reading and the mom just said “Stop that Jayshon.” Stop that Jayshon? Did you not hear about that white man that slapped someone’s kid? Don’t make me be the village that’s raising your child.
Miss Jenkins
Eff multitasking. Trying to do too much at one time will eff you up. And eff Google Reader for actually doing what it is designed to do when it is supposed to do it, but not when I wanted it to. And eff mistakes. They are silly.
Eff this yummy rum and coke I am consuming whilst I study. My reading speed is currently slowing down…and will likely stop whence I get to the bottom of this glass.
Eff real life events that distract me from my school work and other tasks at hand. That ish is for the birds.
And eff meetings. They are almost always too damn long. I don’t want to sit here and listen to you go on and on about blah blah blah. Unless there is free food involved.
Alright folks, it’s your turn. Have at it.
Have a great effin’ weekend,
The Three Ways Crew
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eff having to walk in the rain for my vice…..and eff the dude that’s pissed i wouldn’t holler…and now makes me search him out like carmen sandiego.
eff folks at work that pop ish when mgmt’s not around bout how we need to dayum near do a civil rights walk in the spot….but shut the eff up during meetings…’but you said……’
eff the mechanic for getting me for anotha 7….you fixed what???? ….. whateva, do it work now?
eff being so cold that i’m actually craving homemade soup…..and can’t find the right restaurant that makes it.
eff the fact that i truly missed slim…welcome back baby, thanks for the knockout punch upon your return. and yes, i still think i deserve a better piece than me! eff it, i believe!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:07 am
OH Em Gee Golly. It sure does feel good to be missed. Sniffle sniffle. Thank you. Sniffle sniffle.
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Eff the cold weather! Just last week I was outside in short sleeves and no jacket. On top of that, my plans were canceled due to the weather this weekend!
Eff my supervisor for having me rearrange my day off to attend this meeting, and then she doesn’t come to work today! And I agree Miss Jenkins…eff meetings! I don’t even know what this meeting is about!
Eff this loud lady that sits on the other side of me. There is NO reason to have full-blown, loud convos at 7:30 am!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 7:43 am
“eff meetings! I don’t even know what this meeting is about!”
Its a meeting to plan another meeting, lol…we have those all the times, then they wonder why I don’t say anything..?
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SingleSassySweet Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 7:56 am
No thankfully! I’d really be pissed then, but we do have those and I hate them too!!
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Ash Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Yes, eff meetings for meetings. It just cost our client $500 to sit here and duplicate efforts. And you wonder why they think we’re expensive….
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Peyso Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:43 am
We have those all the time. There’s an old head Bruh who works here who barks on everyone in the meeting (including his boss) when this happens
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Ash Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Oh wow! I would not be able to handle it if the Bruhs did that in a professional setting…is he loud about it?? Never mind, it doesn’t matter. Just the fact that he’s barking at all is too much…lol
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Peyso Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Ooops, I didnt mean actually barking this time lol. That’s NY slang for screaming on someone
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Ash Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Ooohh! Yeah that didn’t translate into Southern Girl Speak for me. Good to know, cause I was worried. lol
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SingleSassySweet Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:41 am
I’m back to again eff the meeting! And eff the crapload of work I have to do now….so much for an easy Friday!
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“Don’t make me be the village that’s raising your child.”
LMAO!!!! HHAAAAAA!! Priceless.
Eff the fact that you can’t even look at your child wrong without being arrested! Did y’all hear about the parents that got arrested for washing their child’s mouth out with soap for cussing? WTF?
Eff the fact that I just bought four new tires and one of them is going flat..causing me to pull over and apply fix-a-flat until I can
cuss Slim Jim outget it fixed…DA HELL! GrrrrrrEff simple minded people…nuff said
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Eff me not checking the weather before I flew to NY from NC. I’m in Laguardia airport in my work dress and blazer with a big a** Cornell Big Red hoodie on, looking like an idiot. I shouldve brought a coat. Apparently its snowing in Ithaca and I am already shivering.
Eff this muscle spasm ailment I have in my back. I spent an hour on my floor yesterday, unable to move. Now I’m popping 2 tylenol and 2 advil every 6 hours just so I can walk… I’m too fly for this.
But I’m in the north! Woohoo!
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Eff SA weather. I am not lying to you when I tell you the high yesterday was 95 degrees and the low today is 49. Are.you.effin.kidding.me?!?! I gotta put OJ in an IV and bring a swim suit & winter coat with me everywhere I go just to survive!
Eff… Ugh. =( Eff me for being too nice. I know its time to walk away from this situation but I don’t wanna hurt anyone. I hate my conscience. Eff love and all its evil spawns.
Eff the lady in my office who not only felt the need to eavesdrop on my personal convo but also offer her advice on the matter and threaten to tell my boss I’m fraternizing with a soldier if I don’t cut things off. I will eff whoever the eff I want you effin c*#&. Mind ur effin business and get a life. Just cuz ur single and miserable doesn’t mean everyone else has to be to. If you weren’t 60 yrs old I’d punch you in the face whench!$&*#$!$%?&+*!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Joey you are my homegirl and all…
But if you aren’ allowed to have relations with the troops that you service (pun intended) why would you talk about it at work?
Self snitching?
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I’m not a violent person yall… Just had a rough day yesterday and been up since 4am processing it all…
I’m glad I got that out my system!
Wooosaaahhhhh.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I heart you, Joey.
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
“I’m not a violent person yall… ”
…but don’t push me!
I just had to finish that because it looks like someone “pushed” you if you know what I mean.
Woosah indeed. Breath. Hope the ranting/effing helped!
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Seriously, eff meetings. Such a waste of time.
Eff useless trainings…there was one this week that lasted 2 hours and 14 minutes (yes I was counting down to the second), not only did I not learn anything useful, but the guy kept saying “whicheva” instead of “whateva”. I had work to do and he wasted my time. But I guess, “whicheva.”
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Lol. That reminds me. Eff the woman who kept saying “she’s gonna be singin it Acah-Polo!” (Acapella). I wanted to beat her with.my shoe…
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eff thunderstorms. I was up from 4:12 this morn until sometime after five because of a storm. I can sleep thru rain but booming thunder and lightening so bright I thought the sun was playing games? no bueno. so of course I overslept. still made it to work on time because I’m great like that though. *yawn*
eff this longest week ever, half my team has been gone since Monday, and I usually enjoy working in quiet with no supervisor but its been a boring dragging week. at least with everyone gone I didn’t have to pretend to look busy.
eff meetings too. I didn’t have any this week, but I have a few next week. boo.
Miss Jenkins, I peeped the google reader too- tried to click and got a “you OD’d!” notice. this place is hilarous.
Thats all I have, I’m sleepy but in a good mood! have a good Friday folks.
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Hmmm…. what to eff, what to eff. I know.
Eff all of you who had a 4 day weekend. Eff you all to heck.
Eff Falcon, “The Ballon Boy”, and his bad azz brother who told the parentals Falcon was in the balloon. All 3 of those chirren need a good old fashioned whoopin’ for all of this mess. And Eff his parents for not looking in the attic. That would have been the first place I looked….
Th- Th-Th-Th-Th-… That’s all, folks.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:22 am
On the real, eff that kid and his dumb ass parents for clogging up my twitter feed with all those antics.
I can’t believe they didn’t look in the attic. What an effing moron. It’s like they never played hide & seek.
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#1 Eff Google reader for the “Made you look” on 3ways. I thought I was trapped in a time warp. Had a brother trippin. Thanks for the head fake Jenkins (pause?)
#2 EFF MF Meetings. I have to hop on a Ferry in rain this PM because you came from Chicago and want to meet me? Eff the fact that we’ve worked 3 yrs on a project, its cold and rainy chick!! Nah that’s nice but still….
#3 Eff Gucci Mane for making a hot mixtape, and calling it the BRRRprint. Now I gotta support this ninja? Why, because I like Candy girls? Because I be flexin? Ok..Well damn!
#4 Eff my shoulder and climate change for ahving a brother sick and pushing my P90X process back 2 weeks. Im back at it tomorrow #noswindle
Happy Friday folx!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Yes. Pause.
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Ok, I love my girl friends but this one is dedicated to them…
Eff friends who obsess with their ex-man and expect me to hang on to every word, must you send me every text, email, facebook message and G-chat to decipher. How about I have a life, Get one!
Again love you friend but Eff your obsession with a new perfect man every week.I do not know dude and unless you tell me that he actually said “I like you” everytime you ask me if I think he likes you my answer will be “NO”.
Eff grown women who are clueless about the dating game, who make men out to be a super complicated dish with a side of maybe. Maybe he’s not a phone person, maybe he was busy, maybe he was in the studio, maybe he is shy (are you effing kiding me,here comes the club baby Seal) if he doesn’t call, takes hours to respond to your text, and hasn’t asked you out then he does NOT like you!!!
Eff my friends for pretending to appreciate my realness but still coming back at me with the same senario with a slightly different variable everyday. I’m going to start copy and pasting my responses from now on.
Seriously G-chat has ruined my life. Here to an internet free weekend thanks to Time Warner Cable.
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Reecie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:19 am
“Eff grown women who are clueless about the dating game, who make men out to be a super complicated dish with a side of maybe. Maybe he’s not a phone person, maybe he was busy, maybe he was in the studio, maybe he is shy (are you effing kiding me,here comes the club baby Seal) if he doesn’t call, takes hours to respond to your text, and hasn’t asked you out then he does NOT like you!!!”
I feel this. trust me I’ve been there with some friends. lol
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Renee Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I am seriously about to start avoiding homegirl. Every word out her mouth is about a man. What is it about some women that cause them to keep this High School mentallity all through life. Sitting at home waiting by the phone for a man who doesn’t even have you on his radar smdh.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Your friends sound like the reason that relationship blogs exists.lol.
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Renee Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
YES!!! And I send them right her to Threeways and SBM but as they say, you can bring a Horse (no pun) to water, but you can’t force her to drink.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:12 am
They might not drink but I can make em say AHHHH! POW!
lol
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Eff Daniel Schmidt. Instead of being in the bed enjoying a nice thronx session with the boo, I’m at work because of your incompetence. I mean the instructions were right in front of you. SMH.You will listen to this soca music and you will enjoy. Wey de thunder waist gal dem deh? Say something I dare you to.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:48 am
word? real names? that is how we are moving in ‘09, almost ‘10?
I know its a popular name plus he is C-blocking so he earned it. But real names no gimmicks?
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ladycakes09 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
He was looking over my shoulder and trying to start conversation despite the stank face I was rocking when I came in. I turned on the music and he looked at what I was writing and he immediately stopped all conversation and started doing his job.
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olivya23 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
So he saw you typing all of this about him and didn’t say anything?
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ladycakes09 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Nope. He wants to but he has a performance evaulations that I get to fill out. This is fourth time I had to come in because of something he did wrong.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Oh you’re his boss? Go ‘head!!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Daaannng ladycakes!!
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Eff older people at my job that think they no more JUST because they have been here forever…you can’t even used Excel you dinosaur! I’m not an idiot, I’ve got an MBA, chump!
Eff dumb ass meetings…its been said, but WTF are we meeting to discuss the next meeting for!?
Eff this cold azz rainy weather sweeping through the Northeast. I can’t WAIT to carry my tail back down South!
And finally, EFF my boss for checkin my time like I’m running up the National Deficit by being late (I’m SALARIED) when he never gets here before 10am! TRICK!
Whew. I feel better…
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Eff the mofos who stand on the train in the door path as people get on and off the train. I purposely “bump” into them.
Eff the mofos who walk s l o w on the left side of the escalators – do us all a favor and stand yo s l o w a$$ to the effin right!
Eff the mofos who wait until the gate closes from the person in front of them before touching their SmarTrip card to the sensor. Those effin’ thangs don’t work ‘one at a time, ‘ and SmarTrips are meant for those of us in a effin’ HURRY because we time our commute to the last second. Dumb a$$ mofos made me miss my effin’ train.
**Is it possible to suffer Mass Transit Commuter Rage? No, well I think I’ve discovered it. Eff you!*
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Aaaahhh…the joys of Metro, lol
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olivya23 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“Eff the mofos who stand on the train in the door path as people get on and off the train. I purposely “bump” into them.”
Right, like you can’t get on the train until I get off, so move!
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Renee Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
“Eff the mofos who stand on the train in the door path as people get on and off the train. I purposely “bump” into them.”
Hahahaha I do the same, and this also goes for people who stop in the middle of the street, or in doorways, I give you one excuse me asshole.
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Eff USF football team!! I am too effin’ mad to even think about these LOSERS!!
Eff this weather!! Why the eff was it raining at 8am this morning!?!? I had to walk my happy arse to and from class with a cheap a$$ umbrella that left me wetter than [insert nasty thought here].
Eff the fact that I have a frickin’ pre and post lab due today and I haven’t even glanced at the book.
EFF THAT!! EFF THIS WHOLE SCHOOL AND IT’S MAMA!!
Eff Ballon Boy’s dad for gagging while talking as he sat there and watch the boy throw up all over his momma in front of God and America….that ish was nasty!
EFF!! My broke arse decided to make a bet with my sister’s sorors about who would be able to raise the most money for an upcoming event and I lost!! SO EFF…..ME! (I <3 the Reds…I will never eff them over the internet)
Eff it…I'm going back to sleep!
Good Morning!
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Sandy the newbie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
“EFF THAT!! EFF THIS WHOLE SCHOOL AND IT’S MAMA!!”
….ok ok ok…Class was canceled so the Women’s Study department is excused…..BUT EFF THE REST!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Welcome and lol at your effing.
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
“SO EFF…..ME! (I <3 the Reds…I will never eff them over the internet)"
Love it!!! LOL!!!
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Eff my ex. Eff him for being a selfish d*ck. He brought his new boo (who looks eerily like ME and is even in the same sorority) to homecoming. While I was looking fabulous and strolling with my Sorors, he was stuck babysitting a needy look a like and trying to prove he was over us. Dude, the whole school thought you were lame. Very. Lame.
Further eff him for coming to speak to me like we were homies. No boo. We are not friends. “Yes, I know I look fabulous. Are you done ogling me?”
Eff me (but only a little) for being pleased with the karma he experienced a few days later. I know it’s wrong, but…whooooo…if felt good!
Eff my supervisor. He’s a basketcase and his basketcase ways stress the heck outta me.
Eff that it’s cold in the Atl this weekend. I am NOT ready for 55 degree weather yet.
And eff that little boy in the balloon fiasco. What the…???
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I’m nosey…what karma did he experience?
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
word. name names
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Ash Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
LOL! Just saw this (got stuck in a useless mtg). Loooong story, but our break up was nasty. We were engaged. I found out he was on the DL. I also found out he was flirting/cheating with his childhood “friend” (a girl…I think he’s sexually confused). Our break up left me w/o a place to stay and he tried to take me to court for the ring (he had previously said I could keep it).
Now, despite all of this ish, I did not go Jazmine Sullivan on him. I prayed, I cried and I kept it to myself for months. Then, at some point during the healing process, I told some of my line sisters about his shady ways (most notably the DL stuff).
After they saw him at homecoming with ole girl (the one he was cheating with), they found her e-mail (the Sorors are very resourceful) and wrote her an e-mail telling all his dirt (again with the DL issue. Why not? It gets your attention).
That boy called me on Tuesday sounding sick as hell. Just sad and stressed and overall put out. The new boo was asking questions about his sexuality and sounding unsure and stressed. He kept apologizing over and over for how he did me and asked me to tell ppl to leave her alone. They only sent her that one e-mail, but I guess that was enough to put her on edge…
I’m not a vengeful person, but I got a little bit of sick satisfaction out of it.
Since I did not share the information in malice (I was sharing my experience with friends) and I didn’t have anything to do with his girlfriend finding out, I consider it karma. I could’ve done him wrong months ago and I resisted. But, that ish came out anyway and I feel like he might’ve gotten a small taste of his own medicine…
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
WOW. 3ways is a sharing place. Thanks for answerin!
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Eff this lady changing my interview to an hour later…I got ish to do woman!!!
Eff my volleyball team for being 0-11, losing to a team last night that they beat Saturday in a scrimage…You beat them already, how do u lose to scrubs
Eff Three Ways for being one of the highlights of my day…Been a fan from the beginning and still loving it!
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In response to Renee’s Eff. Eff women who obsess over men in general. I would like to make this perfectly clear, YOU MEAN NOTHING TO US. I hope that hurt your feelings. You need it. You think men call each other after a date? You think meeting some guy is txt worthy?
In response to Streetz eff. Eff Gucci Mane. I know me and Streetz have a hip hop truce. But seriously, Gucci Mane sounds like vomit taste. Nickel’s Street Hop drops Oct 20th people. Brother Ali dropped a couple of wks ago and I can’t even find it.
Eff the Saints. You took down the Jets 2 wks ago.. but Big Blue is a different story. Also eff Chris Canty for not playing a single down this year, we paid good money for you. While we are at it Eff Aaron Ross’ hamstring and Mike Bolley needs to get his wife beating behind back on the field.
Eff Rush Limbaugh. Apparently some of those quotes were made up. What about the ones that you admit you said and won’t apologize for?!? You can’t insult players, namely players for a certain race than ask to be an owner. And will his supporters stop bringing up Jesse and Al.. they aint trying to buy a team. Take responsiblity to your own comments.
Eff Corporate Salary Games. What do you mean you are cutting our raise scale? What do you mean no matter how hard I work I can only get half of the bonus I would have gotten for just doing my job last year? What do you mean the economy is tough and I’m lucky to have a job? Really? So when things pick up are you going to put the pay scale back?! That is why I’m on threeways all damn day long.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
LOLOL Gucci is a guilty pleasure my G. BRRR!
Eff the Saints I’ll join you on that train
no threeways. Sorry JenkinsAaron Ross is toast. Im just glad he stepped up in the playoffs
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:58 am
“Eff Corporate Salary Games. What do you mean you are cutting our raise scale? What do you mean no matter how hard I work I can only get half of the bonus I would have gotten for just doing my job last year? What do you mean the economy is tough and I’m lucky to have a job? Really? So when things pick up are you going to put the pay scale back?! That is why I’m on threeways all damn day long.
OKAY! Co-sign!
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am
@ Cheekz
At least you GOT a raise and bonus this year. smh
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
my bad streetz…
but than my boss (who I actually like) actually said “Just be lucky we aren’t Vice Presidents b/c they don’t get any raise”.
Let me say that again: “Just be lucky we aren’t Vice Presidents.”
**insert your own joke here**
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:12 am
*iQuit*
lol
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Reecie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am
co-sign. I aint got nathan, but I’s shole is happy for my direct deposit and IRA contributions. lol
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N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am
exactly. my pay raise and my bonus was cut for this year. And I haven’t heard if we are going to get it next year.
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:54 am
“At least you GOT a raise and bonus this year. smh”
I am so thankful for getting a raise next year. We didn’t get one this year. It was “confidentially” promised to us in 2010.
Looking forward to the year-end bonus though. I’m depending on that ish. Oh and tax refunds. Already counting down. lol
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olivya23 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
“Looking forward to the year-end bonus though. I’m depending on that ish. Oh and tax refunds. Already counting down. lol”
HA! Me too!
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Renee Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
“YOU MEAN NOTHING TO US. I hope that hurt your feelings”
Hahahaha They don’t believe me when I say it.
“You think men call each other after a date?”
Depends on how that date ended, meaning did he hit it, was it crazy, then I know ya’ll spill the beans.
@Corporate Salary Games
I know what you mean, I heard everyone at my company got the same raise this year 3%, my bonus was trash. But I have friends who got no raise nor bonus. I think this “Bad Economy” excuse was too good to pass up. And seriously I am expecting to get the atleast the other 7% added to next year’s raise.
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Eff overbearing people with sticks up their a**! I nearly snapped at work because this woman tried to get smart over email. Please stop acting like your sh*t don’t stink. Please!
Eff the rain and eff my umbrella.
Eff Niptuck for being just soo good. If you don’t watch it, you should.
Eff the fact that I missed fried snickers, fried oreos, fried peaches and cream (don’t ask), fried cheesecake, fried corn, foot long corn dog, fried catfish, funnel cakes, and sweet jalapeño shrimp corn dogs at the State Fair of Texas. It’s so bad but soo good at the same time. sigh.
Eff having to fake laugh. My co-worker seems to think that a lot of things she says is hilarious so she will laugh after she says it THEN look directly into my eyes for a response so I’m forced to laugh or smile. And when I don’t she’ll say “isn’t that funny?”…I almost snapped! You are not funny, please get over yourself…now.
TGIF!
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Ash Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am
“Eff having to fake laugh. My co-worker seems to think that a lot of things she says is hilarious so she will laugh after she says it THEN look directly into my eyes for a response so I’m forced to laugh or smile. And when I don’t she’ll say “isn’t that funny?”…I almost snapped! You are not funny, please get over yourself…now. ”
Ha! I have one of these. After 2 years of trying to be nice, I decided to avoid eye contact and not encourage any type of non-work related conversation. It has helped immensely. She is now keenly aware that I do not care nor do I think it is funny, no matter what it is.
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olivya23 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I really wish that was the case with me. She works in my department AND there are only 4 of us. Sigh.
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ladycakes09 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Co-sign. Nip/Tuck is the business.
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Eff my co-worker…White Man I JUST told you I was working I don’t want to hear no gotdamn knock knock jokes…tell me one more and Imma knock YOU out!
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Reecie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
knock knock jokes? *dead*
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am
LMFAO @ him telling you knock knock jokes. What is this, 1994?
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Reecie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:47 am
more like 1984! who does that? lol
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:56 am
I did it in 1994. But, I was TEN. LMFAO.
LOL, that was my point, knock knock jokes are elementary as hell.
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Reecie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
aww. ok then. lol I meant who does that now, gainfully employed in 2009 though? lol
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I know! That is foolery at its best. Like how you sound wearing a three piece suit talmbout, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!! *guffaw*”
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Sandy the newbie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!!”
[sandy] <———- fell out the chair laughing!!
That was funny…ahem…can I use that one? *looks around*
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Only tell that joke to 2nd graders.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:48 am
***MUERTO**
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
He is the type to walk around going “Pull my finger” all dressed up in his good n’ shiny brown polyester pants with a corduroy sports coat complete with patches at the elbows.
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Oh, so he’s a Summer’s Eve (translation: douche)?
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yes’m and he switches, not b/c he’s fieerrssss (hheeeyy *snap*) but because his azz is knocked kneed and parrot toed…he just annoys the hell outta me, can you tell? lol
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Eff the fact that is homecoming season and I aint goin no where.
Eff the fact that I just booked a $900 suite for my homecoming. I’m poor now.
Eff this workout. I’m plateuing
Eff spelling correctly. I dont know how to spell the word in my Eff above
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Peyso Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
An Eff em Addendum: Eff the high schoolers that try to holla at my girl. She’s there to teach you Spanish and French. Dont get fresh. I will visit your school and pistol whip you
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am
lol. my bad Peyso. No disrespect.
But in my head I keep seeing the old Van Halen video: “Hot for Teacher”
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Peyso Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
That video was cool. If u heard these kids’s pick up lines, y u would roll in un dug grave.
She told one of them yesterday, “If I was in high school, I would not have hung out with you. In fact I would clown you until you were tempted to transfer schools”
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Cval Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Real talk tho: we all know we wanted/tried to holla at the hot young teacher in high school. Those young bucks aren’t thinking ’bout you when looking at her, man…
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Eff the fact that I have been unable to participate in Eff Em Friday for the last two weeks.
Eff the fact that I have one of the traits that Renee described of her friends. I do the “maybe” thing from time to time, but, only in my head. It’s ridiculous I know but my overanalytical Virgo self needs an answer for everything.
Eff me for trying to start a non-profit. This is ish is blowing the crap outta me. I had to read non-profit law & IRS documents, assign tasks to ppl. & make sure everyone stays on task. It’s like a constant buzz-kill. And what’s worse is I brought it on myself.
Eff my brokeness.
Eff the fact that I do not feel very positive right now. I’m supposed to be on my #positivethinking tip.
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Eff the guy who tried to holla yesterday talmbout, “Hey you IS beyoootiful! Can I getcho numba? I got an iPhone!!” The F*ck? Who the hell cares? iFAIL! Plus, he probably didn’t actually have one…he didn’t pull it out. lol *dying* at niccas tryin’ to impress women with a device
other than the one attached to their crotch.Eff this radiator inspection the condo association is requiring us to get.
Eff the kimono sleeve sweater I wanted to wear today but couldn’t because it gets all bunched up in my coat so I said “eff it” until I wear my bigger coat.
Eff Boris Kodjoe. Ya’ll know what I mean….
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Hey you IS beyoootiful! Can I getcho numba? I got an iPhone!!”
*DEAD*
*Respawning in 3…2…1*
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
*Dead* @ “Respawning in 3…2…1*” You stoopid!
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Ok, I love how Streetz killed someone else via his reincarnation. lol
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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Eff this headache and my stiff neck. I can’t turn my head to the left. I have to turn my whole chair around to talk to my co-worker who approaches from the left. WTF!
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Eff that is today the 14th anniversary of the Million Man March and even though I was there I had to be reminded on twitter
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
My school was so empty that day…
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Eff the shorty that just canceled our date and so what she’s a baby mother thats why she canceled. One of these “had to have HIS baby” types and I am sure she all of sudden once dude broke out to Cali thought “can a strugglin baby moms find love again” uh only as likely as a the avg ex con getting his “life together”.
I am so tired of working with the good black women (most with kids some with none) who outside of being a good black woman aint good at much…not all of young black women are independent. Lots of em are like shorty got played in some go nowhere relationship stuck with the seed and now the guy (me) that didnt have the baby cause he thought better is getting told he cant go out with you again…eff this chick seriously!!!!
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Eff balloon boy. The office TV was glued to the whole fiasco. It was prolly just a publicity stunt. I don’t appreciate it.
Eff bad kids. If you can’t stop your heathen from running around and screaming at a public event, then stay at home.
Eff people feeling obligated to be in the newspaper. It’s call freedom of the press, not freedom to be in the press.
Eff all you people who actually get to experience the four seasons. It’s hotter than satan’s toenails out here. I’m dreaming of a hot Christmas.
Eff another long Friday night at work.
Eff me chasing the headlines so much I barely get a chance to comment anymore. And as I type this I hear a siren blasting. Sigh, where’s my scanner.
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ladycakes09 Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
“It’s hotter than satan’s toenails out here. I’m dreaming of a hot Christmas.”
LMAO.
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Eff the fact that my boss is back in cali, and alli got was an e-mail saying, ill be in the air for the next few hours, so email me if you need anything
Eff me for dropping to part time hours at work, when im still doing the same amount of work, if not more, but getting paid much less…so now i gotta limit my clothing purchases…not what’s up at all!!
Eff my job for not letting me keep my healthcare since i dropped below 32 hours…so i almost dropped to being uninsured til i realized my dad could still cover me for another 2 years
Eff this professor for my assistantship for reporting to my supervisor that i was being “unresponsive” to his e-mails…then when i asked him about it, he tried to act like i was wrong, when he was using some random @ss e-mail address he made up because he thought that’s what mine should have been. GTFOH!!
and Eff the fact that my entire weekend is going to be filled with studying and grading, because I have midterms next week
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Eff the justice of the peace in Louisiana who denied a marriage licence to an interracial couple… “I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” azzhole
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091016/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff
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Cheekie Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Yeah, that was a hot steaming mess. You concerned about the potential children they’re gonna have? WTF…
*facepalm*
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Yet people still twist up their mouths to say that we live in a “post-racial society.” #gtfoh…
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Eff every Black man in the Detroit Metro Region.. Period!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Damn.lol. Hasn’t Detroit taken enough L’s between it’s sports teams and the economy there?
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Po’ thangs don’t have anything left.
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I do not usually comment but I have to participate this time. It is dedicated solely to work….
Eff people who comment on everything and anything that has absolutely positively nothing to do with them.
Eff impossible deadlines because last time I checked I was a human and not a blasted robot.
Eff people who think that because a co-worker and I are friends outside of work that I just know where she is when she is not at her desk. I am not in her pocket nor her keeper leave a message on her vm or send her an email.
I too must jump on the bandwagon..
EFF MEETINGS! How in the world can you get half of what is expected to be done if we meet 4 out of 8 hours in a blasted work day, AND then on top of that why are we meeting to check on everyone’s progress when there have been so many MEETINGS between this one and the one before….NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE!!
Rough week…
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Welcome to the fray homie. Next time you’re in one of those meetings, bring the work you have to do and do it right there. For more effect, roll in your desktop computer.
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T Dot Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Dead @ For more effect, roll in your desktop computer.
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Eff this weather… Tuesday I went for a run in shorts, a t-shirt, and sunglasses. This morning I had to break out my silk long-johns. What is that about?!?!
Eff nightmares… The one I had last night had me so shook I woke up on the verge of an asthma attack. Thank God my inhaler was where I thought it was.
Eff the Wizards… Let’s get things straight, I’ve NEVER been a Wizards fan. I am and will always be a Bullets fan. I will be signing the petition again to change the name back… The Bullets we’re the greatest team out there but they had heart, and unlike the Wizards their star players managed to actually play in a few games w/o getting hurt, and for less money.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
wait I see a theme.. haven’t you gone in on all DC teams at some point in Eff em fridays.
Skins, Nationals (for parking), now the Wizards.
Whose next the Capitals or the Hoyas?
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
October 16th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
What can I say, I’m a passionate woman, and I love sports.
Hockey is irrelevant to me lol, but I’m sure the 2520s in Caps jerseys will get in my way while I’m trying to travel through town at some point.
Hoyas… you’ll have to wait til Big East Basketball gets going. Two words: GO ORANGE!!!
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And eff research. I have like 100 tabs open right now, looking for something…what? I’m not exactly sure…
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eff my baby soft skin for being so damn sensitive to the weather changes. gotta stock up on some more cocoa butter.
eff my night vision cuz last night i stepped in a big dumb ass puddle and couldn’t feel my right foot on 4 block walk to my car.
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LOL OMG..this is so true to many bad ass kids out there..”Don’t make me be the village that’s raising your child.”
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I just got out of a 2 hour meeting, had to take a ferry, and dude would NOT stop talkin! It only needed to be 30 mins! EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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