Eff ‘Em Friday
Another Friday, another eff. It’s time to get our therapy on.
Slim Jackson
Eff this work week. I feel like I worked OD hard and got minimal results. In the industry I’m in, that happens sometimes. That doesn’t mean I have to accept it and like it. Eff this sh*t. Shout out to my boss for not micromanaging and gettin’ on my case because things didn’t pan out for a few days. I know a lot of folks gotta deal with micromanagers out there.
Eff the fact that I enjoy beer so much. I went to a restaurant opening event on Thursday and everyone else was drinkin’ wine except for me. I had to rationalize my sophistication by sayin’ “At least I ain’t drinkin’ a 40.” Don’t judge my preference for beer over wine. It’s just a preference.
Ef the fact that I’m just a regular Black guy. As I said on Twitter, I’ma start picking a country every week and carrying their flag around in an effort to increase the significance of my life. I will beep from my car when I see the same flag or people that look like me, and I will learn their music.
Miss Jenkins
Eff me getting my act together. And eff realizing that November is quickly approaching and I still don’t know anything in my classes. This past week, I actually stayed at school late and did work. What the eff is that about?
Eff incompetent people. I dropped off a form to financial aid two weeks ago, and had to call them to ask what was good with it being processed. Only after I almost lost my religion on the woman who told me they never received the form I hand delivered to the office did I found out what the hell was up with my money. Don’t play with me.
Eff the Saints for beating up on my G-Men last week. And eff the Giants for letting it happen.
Eff senseless acts of violence. And eff the townies who perpetrate them.
Seattle Washington
Eff being caught in the crossfire. I just saw one coworker knock out another dude I work with right in front of the bar we were drinking at. Sure dude had it coming to him, but we’re too old for this shit. I mean, c’mon fam, I gotta work with that dude tomorrow. Someone pick him up already.
Eff dumb projects. Everyone knows this isn’t going anywhere. Can we just call it and go to the bars? I’ll have a Guinness. Thanks. Someone give me a job number, still want to bill this time though. And expense this drink.
Eff you for expecting more. Isn’t that enough for you? Geezus. Can’t a man have a light week for once? Don’t you have anything to eff?
So… yeah, it’s your turn. Get ya eff on.
Have a great effin weekend,
The Three Ways Crew
- Help Us Grow!
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I don’t have anything to eff about this morning!! I just found out I scored in the top 10% of company employee performance evaluations!! Y’all know what that means!! Cha-ching! I am actually humbled by what my boss said about me!! Happy Friday Y’all!!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:26 am
Congratulations!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 am
Thank you Miss Jenkins!!
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Blu Hulk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Thats awesome! Great job!
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 am
Congratulations,
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 am
Thank y’all!
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
Congratumations!
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Congrats! And love your spelling of the word, Dimples.
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Doctor S Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
congrats. I envy those receiving recog at work. Good for you!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
Congrats!
::cue the confetti and balloons::
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
Eff that. I got a high rating and 0 bonus. Sun don’t shine if son don’t shine. smh…
Seriously tho…congrats
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
*sticking out my tongue* don’t be hating on my bonus, lol. my company is suurrious (that means ’serious’ for people that don’t speak DC) about merit pay!
and thank you
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
lol
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Cheekie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Get it, girl!!
*dap*
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
*daps back* watchoutderenow!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
LMAO @watchoutderenow. I could hear someone with a skrong southern accent saying that as I read it.
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Cheekie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I could hear J. Anthony Brown…naturally.
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Eff the fact that my new job wants me to dress up for Halloween. Wasn’t planning to but I’m the new guy. At least I figured out who I will be…
Eff the Angels for prolonging this series. We all know that the Bx Bombers are gonna take this, why make yourself suffer any longer?
Eff vandals…After someone spends much time and buku amounts of money on renovations, why do you think it is cool to break in over the weekend and strip the building. Looking at upwards of $9000 in damages. Spent the week doing repairs…..I need a drink…all weekend.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Eff Joe Girardi for coaching liek this is MLB09. Joe’s so smart he’s actin stupid!
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Man…
Eff Ex-girlfriends! How in the hell did you manage to finagle your way to back into my life JUST LONG ENOUGH to stress me out, and then you dip. Eff that!
Eff working out! Got inspired and spent the whole week waking up at the ASSCRACK of dawn to workout. I wake up today, and not only have i NOT loss weight…i GAINED weight. Ain’t that a bitch?!
Eff “sure things”! This weekend I was just SURE that I was gonna be smashing not just one, but two cute young ladies. It was all set up and everything! Then, like sand in my hands, both women slipped right thru my fingers. And both were due to unforeseen circumstances (so i didn’t even f*ck it up for myself).
Eff laundry! I hate folding up clothes.
&
Eff George Bush!! Why? Sh*t…..why not?!
Im done!
**Drops the mic**
**Cues Jay-Z’s “What More Can I Say?”**
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 am
You may have gained muscle weight. That’s good…right?
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Blu Hulk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
I thought about that….i really hope that’s the case. Im not gonna lie…it looks like I’ve lost a couple of inches (NOT “there” tho…..LOL)
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Cheekie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
If you lost inches, I’d take the pound weight to mean muscles. It’s all in the inches…those are the numbers to really take notice to. If it is muscle — which, I think it is — then congrats! Keep it up!
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
Always judge weightloss by the way your clothes fit and not by what the scale says
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Blu Hulk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Thanks for the encouragement! I’m gonna keep it up.
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I don’t really have much to eff today…
Eff me for only getting 4.5 hours of sleep last night. I’ve been yawing ever since I sat down at my desk.
Eff the Tarheels for blowing an 18 point lead, losing by 3 to FSU.
Eff you people with weak immune systems. I’ve never had a flu shot, and I’ve never had the flu… So eff you!!
It’s a beautiful day, and I’m outta here at 1pm. Eff you for not being able to say the same…
Have an extra fabulous weekend folks!!!
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
dang, I knew I forgot a big Eff….
Eff me and my entire lifespace for being stuck in Raleigh this weekend instead of celebrating my 5 year at SpelHouse Homecoming!! This is the second year in a row I’ve missed homecoming. I need to move to Atlanta, or at least to Charlotte. Thanks for reminding me BlueFlame.
Eff this job that is forcing me to work this weekend, and thank God for the extra change that comes along with this special weekend project. smh…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
I knew you’d be back with an eff.lol.
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 am
Oooo my bad
i’ll have a shot for u though!
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
I’m having a shot for me as soon as I leave this office today. Is 1pm too early to start drinking? It’ll be 5o’clock somewhere….
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
Yup!
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Awww…I wanna feel bad for you….but I don’t. I’ll just say wait until basketball season.
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
that’s the thing. I’m not really a Tarheel fan. I was just cheering for the home team. It’s tough living in Raleigh during college FB season. All of the teams suck.
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:37 am
Underforstandable
At least you have college football teams nearby…all I have is UM Terps. What is a Terp, really?
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
a turtle that lived in brackish waters, like the water in MD. Brackish is where salt mixes with fresh
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
O_o…okay Peyso, lol
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
see, I was going to say “just some dumb turtle”. LOL! We have one in the NC Museum of Natural Sciences
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Eff Atlanta drivers. Can’t drive worth a damn!
That is all i have to eff. It’s Spelhouse homecoming and i am planning on being lit the ENTIRE weekend. And that makes me very happy. Hopefully i won’t have an eff em monday LOL
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Eff Corporate America for killing my high & upbeat attitude. Now I see why my pops was soo gumpy back in the day!
Eff the MTA & NJ Transit. Morning commutes urk me especially when school is in session.
Eff Joe Girardi for leaving Burnett in the game so the Angels can make a freakin’ come back LAST NIGHT!!! Eff Phil Hughes for throwing an easy fastball to Vlad (of all the pitches)! Eff the fact I still have scars from 2004 when the Red Sox came back and beat my squad from begin down 3-0. Why is that nervous feeling coming back!?! I know they need one more win but if you witnessed what happened in 2004 you would understand my frustration RIGHT NOW!
FIN…I’m done
With an 1980s stick-up kid frown while sittin’ in the corporate confines,
-BBW
****Queue Ben Affleck’s ‘I’m pissed speech’ from Boiler Room****
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Phil Hughes was stupid for coming back w/ the fastball after making Vlad look stupid w/ the change up. Hughes should of thrown the curve, his joint breaks vertically, not many pitchers have that
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:21 am
Co-sign.
He couldn’t have missed worst with that high fastball! DOWN BROADWAY!
Worst 1-2 pitch in the history of baseball. 1-2!
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Eff food allegeries. I was enjoying my mommykins wonderful feast and one strawberry gets in the midst and now I look like a burned puffer fish. Das ist nicht gut. Damn.
Eff the goodness that is Ben and Jerry’s. I still can’t believe that I took my swollen face outside to the store for some One Cheesecake Brownie. I am such a fat kid.
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ladycakes Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
And eff the tanker that blew up yesterday shutting down 465. Who in the world thought it was okay for a 73 year old man to drive a truck full of propane.
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Eff all the Bobby Bowden Haters!!! He’s one of the Greatest Coaches of all time….OF ALL TIME! (no Kanye)
Eff Mickey Andrews – can we get an effin’ secondary!!! Can we get some effin safety’s who don’t let their men outrun them!!!
Eff the Seminole Defense. I remember when playing UNC was and EASY football win….how you gon’ let UNC get an effin 18 point lead?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Toni Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
The Seminoles are definitely having a rough year. I’m a Gator, but it’s making even me feel sorry. Bowden is one of the best, but sometimes you got to know when to step down. Here’s hoping the Noles step it up ASAP (just not Nov. 28).
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Miss Dimples is serious about her FSU Football Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“Here’s hoping the Noles step it up ASAP (just not Nov. 28).”
Hmmmm…..while I do appreciate the sentiment, please excuse me for a minute.
Here’s to someone breaking Tebow’s kneecaps on Nov. 27. *smile*
Okay, back to regularly commenting Miss Dimples.
We need all the support we can get. Bobby will step down when his current contract is over, I’m sure. Until then, he’s still the Head Coach.
Thanks, Toni!
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I co-sign this sentiment. I hate St. Tebow.
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Eff working out: its way easier to be out of shape. It hurts to type this.
Eff Townies. You are not in college, stop trying to steal the lifestyle. That UConn CB could have clearly been a member of my team back in the day. I don’t know why you come, there is not a single self-respecting college girl that will mess with a townie. Visitors from another campus? Whole other story.
Eff women emotions. You are emotional unstable and will never be happy. It has nothing to do with me, so why must I be punished with your interruptions. All you want to do is be critical and conversate. If you don’t smile or enjoy my company, I’m not going to come around. There is nothing wrong with life, you are alive. And fake smiles or silent treatment don’t count! Enjoy the wknd Ladies or we are going to take our paynuses away.
Eff the Giants D-Coordinator. You are not Spaggs, you will never be Spaggs, and judging by how poorly the Rams are playing Spaggs should have stayed with us.
Eff Phil Hughes. I could talk about how bad you messed for HOURS just based off one pitch (which is the beauty of baseball, its like chess). 1-2 Count! Don’t shake off Jorge. You can’t throw HIGH! The target was HIGH!
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am
“Eff Phil Hughes. I could talk about how bad you messed for HOURS just based off one pitch (which is the beauty of baseball, its like chess). 1-2 Count! Don’t shake off Jorge. You can’t throw HIGH! The target was HIGH!”
Someone who shares my same EFF’em moment! I said the same thing earlier!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Son.. I was Effing while you Eff’d.
Dear Nick Swisher,
DON’T POP UP ANYMORE?! FUENTES THREW YOU A COOKIE!
Your Friend Forever,
Yankee Universe.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 am
THIS!
Swish is havin a bad postseason. I think that popup is on his eff em Friday!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 am
“Eff Townies. You are not in college, stop trying to steal the lifestyle. That UConn CB could have clearly been a member of my team back in the day. I don’t know why you come, there is not a single self-respecting college girl that will mess with a townie. Visitors from another campus? Whole other story.”
Co-sign. Jasper was my brother’s teammate. And even though I didn’t know the kid, it still hurts. He was someone’s brother. Could have been mine. Effin townies.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
O WORD!
Your bro played big east football? And he went to the same HS as you?! Damn big thangs.
They had his coach on WFAN yesterday and everyone was talking about how unsafe campus was. There locals can’t help but want to party with college kids. Esp with these college towns like ithaca and apparently Soares.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
lol…Nah, he went to a much safer and way better funded school than me. Thank God.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Well you went to school with some good BBall players.
But LI doesn’t produce football stars as much as NJ or Penn.
Hope your brother keeps his head up and they play well in WV.
P.S. Stop Snitching doesn’t apply to this case. Dirtbags shouldn’t be protected.
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good morning!
i would like to eff people who constantly have words for your/their problems but no words for solutions (almost everyone i ran into this week).
also, eff a liberal studies course requirement. i don’t give an eff about dance, lady! & eff group projects!
at the moment, eff charlotte weather & eff my weekend prior to its arrival; so much work to do.
why is there a creepy smiley face at the bottom corner of the page?!
have a gr8 weekend, y’all!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
‘also, eff a liberal studies course requirement. i don’t give an eff about dance, lady!’
lol…I remember being in Modern Dance going…”what da hell this got to do with Biology?” as I hopped skipped and danced across the studio.
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Eff the Bengals & the Bears for three reasons. One cause both m-fing teams lost last week. Two cause they play each other this week. And three cause they are my two fave teams. Foolishness.
Eff me. I’m effed. I quit my job. I have no money saved up, I live in NYC. You do the math.
Eff the fact that even though I’m leaving my job it’s not official till January when my contract is up.
Eff the fact that I am in a fabulous mood soley b/c I’m not at work.
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Blu Hulk Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 am
Wow….good luck with finding a new job!
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Thanks! Trying to start my own business…let me know if you know someone whose looking for a blogger.
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Eff my father for remining me how unsuccessful I am at life in his eyes on my bday today.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
…………………………….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Happy BirFday!
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
That sux but HAPPEE BERPHDEIGH!!!!
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Man eff what ur dad said. It’s ur birthday! Have a happy one!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Eff Parents who try to live through their children.
I’ve been there… I am there.
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DigitalZone Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
Eff my phone for not letting me reply to this post on the go. It’s 2009 and I have a full internet browser on my mytouch and I still can’t reply to comments, eff that!
Thanks to everyone.
Eff that’s it raining on my bday. I haven’t had a Friday bday in years and it wants to rain. Who the eff parties in the rain?
Eff my wisdom teeth. They got to go!
Eff this relational database shit! I don’t even want to deal with that stuff when I finish school, yet I have to learn it.
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Happy B-day!
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Cheekie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:41 am
Dayum. You need a b-day shot.
Or ten.Please have one (or some) to honor thyself.Happy Birfday!!
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Aw dang!
Haddy Birday *hugs*
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Happy Birthday boo!
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ildolceamore Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Success is a relative term and greatness awaits everyone in different capacities.
In time you’ll find your own success & greatness.
Happy Birthday!
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Eff the fact that I got that extra paycheck in October, but I spent the entire first one of the month in Vegas.
Eff all the Yankee fans for claiming to beat the Phillies in the upcoming World Series, yet yall aint even make the dance yet. Shot your load too quick!
Eff me for having such a busy schedule and killing my blog game the last few weeks. My people need me!
Eff those halloween stores for putting out all those damn sexy costumes for the females. Those websites are like a porno mag and halloween is gonna be like the AVN awards 2009!
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“Ef the fact that I’m just a regular Black guy…”
LOL one time for the RBFs. I swear in college we never got any love at the parties. I was tired of being Haitian by association and Jafaking, so I started to rep Morocco … ANYHOOT …
Eff breast cancer. Actually, eff all cancer. That ish is no joke. Remember 1 in 3 women are at risk for developing breast cancer. Fellas if Shaft can get it, so can you.
Eff this bipolar Florida weather. Freezing cold one day, then blistering heat the next. Make up your mind and be fall, not late spring/early summer.
Eff all you people that get a real fall. I want to see leaves change colors, cuddle and wear cute sweaters too. Yes, I’m hating big time.
Eff last minute “Deep Throats.” If it happens at 9 a.m., I should not be hearing about it at 4:45 p.m.
Eff my parents thinking they are too good to cook on the weekend. They know that’s the main time I visit. I’m just going to start popping in on Wednesdays.
Eff my country grammar. I try really hard to not sound all down on the farm, but “y’all” just rolls off the tongue so easily. Curse you Northeast Florida.
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Miss Dimples Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 am
LOL @ Bipolar FL weather. At least it’s not cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon…yet! I still say Y’all and I’m from Bumpkin Country Central Florida. ::Kanye Shrug::
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Eff last minute ‘Deep Throats.’ If it happens at 9 a.m., I should not be hearing about it at 4:45 p.m. ”
??
You mean like snitches? Or the 1970s maintstream porno flick?
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Toni Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:17 am
LOL I mean snitches y’all (see there it is again) I’m alluding to the Watergate Scandal whistle blower.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
ok. That statement was broad could have gone either way.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
for serious…i was going “uuumm say what now?”
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Toni Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Lol that’s the last time I use journalism jargon on here.
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Eff Nyquil for putting me into a coma and making me late to work
Eff this cold that has me coughin up things that are solid
Eff the workout that made me throw in the gym. I’m not in college anymore. The people were seconds away from calling the ambulance
Eff plateauing in workouts and thus having to seek out nutty sh*t to lose this next 20lbs
Eff the NFL for not letting me be great last year
Eff fantasy football. I’m 2-4. Nuff said
Eff the coworker who always asks what im eating
EFF YO COUCH
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Loved the eff yo couch.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Do yourself a favor.. pick up the Patriots Defense this week.
Also Jerry Jones said Choice might still be the leading RB from now on. There are people out there… you gotta find them.
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
I’m in a league where everyone does their homework. I had Choice and traded him for Sammy Morris on the Patriots. Morris gets hurt on his first touch and his back up runs for 132 and 2tds smh @ myself. I’m starting Marion, Ricky and Clinton at the RBs
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I feel your pain.
Let an mid-week injury happen, you should see the scramble in my league to pick up his backup.
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LoudPen Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Please do NOT refer to the presence of the patriots. UGH.
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Eff this long ass week… been up till all hours this week and it wasnt because i was effin!
Eff my job. and Eff the recession for forcing me to stay here! This ish sucks, but Im out here grindin!
Eff every other zodiac sign but Scorpio! Our season has returned! LETS GET IT!
Eff the police and the 2 speeding tickets I have to fight, along with the cell phone hearing I have. smh.
Eff me for havin no definitive plans for my actual bday, but we gon do somethin, n sh*t
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Eff PMS. Eff my sister because she used up all my Midol and didn’t tell me. Eff my man for being mad that I rooted for the Angels last night and THEY WON!!!! Eff the fact that he all of a sudden wanted to forget that I am NOT a Yankees fan. Eff the student loan office, because I want to know what’s taking so long. Eff my cousin for not moving out faster so I can move in and stop living with my parents. Done. And I feel better.
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I don’t care for wine either Slim, just don’t really like it…..
Eff my hormones, goodness gracious!!!!
Eff staying at this job another year, I pray I am gone in the next month or so, on to something more tolerable with better pay and cooler people.
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Eff sexual frustration and the people who don’t help you solve it/make it worse. There was a clear understanding between this female and I. I came over and she had the nerve to didn’t follow through. Eff her (I wanted to ALL night)! So I wasted my time and gas, I didn’t sleep well and now I’m at work cranky and effing frustrated.
Eff being the ONLY person in the office today and it’s not a holiday. Where the eff is everyone?!?!
Eff closing on this house. I should’ve been closing today but it was moved to next Thursday. The seller’s real-estate agent is dragging their feet. Do you want to make this money or not? eff YOU!
Eff cold weather. I hate you. I wish summer was all year round.
Eff Global WARMING for making the winters COLDER and longer in the western hemisphere.
That is all.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
“Eff sexual frustration and the people who don’t help you solve it/make it worse.”
Someone needs to do a post on this. Meteorman are you sure she didn’t want you to take it?
Its a thin line between Rough $3x and Law & Order: SVU
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Nah. It wasn’t like that. (I wish it was) This wasn’t a first encounter and I know what that looks like. It was a simple. She reneged worse than in Spades. She has an ‘incomplete’ until she finishes the course work.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
She let you go deep before and not this time?
VIOLATION!
Once you beat, you are giving lifetime access to the pumps (minus periods of periods) until notice is given that you are being cut off. That notice must come 5 days prior to the next encounter, so you can plan your masturbation schedule accordingly. You can’t just cut a guy off who is depending on you!
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Not like a total cut off. I don’t know what to call it. The night started out like we was all good. Then the shop closed early after even though I had a reservation. For me, it was one of those weeks to lead to one of THOSE nights. Hence, the said reservation. Especially given I’ve done the same for her on previous those random days/nights/weekends.
The jet was fueled and ready for take off. All systems were go, then the parking break was applied. Air traffic controller was clueless.
She knows her crime. We’ll see if she can “come back like 32, jump back like 33.” But you know, if not…
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ildolceamore Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Eff that fact that I’m trying to get over my obsession with cheap BET entertainment but your pen name has reminded that Meteor Man is on BET right now and I love that movie!
#BETrelapse
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Eff that it is expected to rain ALL day today. And then someone coming off the train was like, “It’s better than snow”. Yeah, everytime someone jinxes ish like that, I cringe. Your m-effing hypothetical proclamations will bring it forth. This IS the Chi…ain’t ish surprising in terms of what our weather can do. STFU and just simply complain about it like everyone else.
Eff the crowded train this morning. I was not in the mood to be bunched up next to some 2520 that smelled like musty Irish Spring.
Eff whoever always takes all the cinnamon scones on our free breakfast Friday. I got in too late to get some this morning (I tried to get in earlier with this in mind by the dayum rain made the train a bit late) and they’re always the first to go amongst the scones.
Eff the man who decided to stand in everyone’s way under the construction scaffolding with his golf-sized arse umbrella blocking everything…AND he was on the phone so it took like me and this guy to SHOUT, “EXCUSE US!”. WTF…where do they make you? You know you just can’t stand in the middle of the sidewalk blocking everyone…especially under some narrow arse scaffolding. God.
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olivya23 Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
“Eff whoever always takes all the cinnamon scones on our free breakfast Friday.”
You should be glad you missed it. Open food at work with everyone’s hand touching it?! Swine flu is real!
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Cheekie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Hopefully folks are grown and non-triflin’ enough to use the tongs provided. lol
*shudders*
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Eff Virgina traffic. Damn highway patrol caused a 30 mile backup cause they wanted to catch people using the HOV illegally.
Eff having to start flossing. I had gotten by without doing it for 33 years until the cute dental hygentist told me I needed to start doing it. Said that my teeth and gums aren’t getting along and that they are trying to part ways. And I was about to ask her for her number too.
Eff all these people coughing around me. From coworkers to people I use for carpooling. It’s like they want me to get sick.
Eff crazy women. That’s all I’ll say about that.
Eff bills.
Eff my new water heater isn’t as good as my 25 yr old one that gave up the ghost. It’s set to the highest setting and the water still isn’t hot enough.
Eff the Tennessee Titans. It’s not the coach’s fault. You all had so much potential. And WTF was that colon cleansing that you all took from the Patriots????
Eff trying to come up with a costume to a Halloween party. I’ll come as myself. An Angry Black Man. How about that? Be afraid, be very afraid.
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
“Eff trying to come up with a costume to a Halloween party. I’ll come as myself. An Angry Black Man. How about that? Be afraid, be very afraid.”
Had me rolling…
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My first Eff Em’
Eff higher education, specifically econometrics…
Eff this economy and my inability to get rehired…
Eff friends for thinking they can just show up in town and I’m suppose to drop everything. I got news for you- I just saw you two weeks ago and I’m not pressed.
Eff the gym. No particular reason- we just don’t get along this week.
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Eff moving in. I have so much to and so little time.
Eff waiting on deliveries in NYC, I miss being able to drive over to Crate & Barrel to pick up what I need and toss it in the trunk of my whip.
Eff living between tall buildings on the first floor of a walk up where I get no sunlight. I’m from Florida dammit, living like a cavewoman makes me angry!
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Peyso Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
O its on and POPPIN NOW. MY E-BOO IS IN TOWN
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EFF all of my non-ethnic group members that decided that I should play the crazy women on a Jerry Springer skit!!…Wah Tha EFF is that supposed to mean?!?… AND Who still watches Jerry Springer or does Jerry Springer skits?!?!…They been planning that chit…arse wipes!
EFF my professor for making me leave the class when I started to act a fool for the decision that was made…talmbout some “Well it was a team vote and you were absent” I WAS AT THE DENTIST OFFICE FOOL!! AND I BROUGHT YO REAL HAPPY ARSE A NOTE BACK!!
I got something for his ass *picks up phone to call the NAACP*
EFF THIS SCHOOL, ITS MAMA, AAANNNDDDD ITS GRANDDADDIE!!!
*inhale/exhale*
EFF the RHOA for being so damn good!
EFF Publix and the overly delicious cakes that they sure can bake! *wipes saliva from chin* I swear I looked like a crack head last night eating that cake!
EFF Ron Que for barking in my ear and scaring the crap outta me while I was trying to polish of the rest of my cake…THAT M-EFFER MADE ME DROP IT!! If I wasn’t so bent on whoopin’ his arse I would have broken the 3 second rule. YES THAT IS HOW GOOD THE CAKE IS!!!
Eff this I’m going to go take a nap.
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Sandy the newbie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
*off
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Welcome!
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Sandy the newbie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Thank You!
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Eff having 300+ vacation hours and no time to take a blasted vacation…yes I am PRESSED about that…ugh
Eff craving cake for a month, yes a month, and not getting any…gonna end up hurting myself when I get some.
Eff my horrible horrible addiction to reality TV.
Eff having to be productive at work when I want to read blogs, and eat CAKE!
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Sandy the newbie Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“Eff craving cake for a month, yes a month, and not getting any…gonna end up hurting myself when I get some.”
Publix Bakery is YOUR *points at you* friend! That chit will have you going crazy
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Kasey Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Unfortunately I live in NC and there are no Publix here…but I have gone to one in ATL and yeah it was ugly lol. Dieting is soo not my friend…
EFF DIETING..smh can’t believe I missed that one. lol
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Just get a pint of cake batter ice cream and chill at your desk with 3 Ways in one window and a reality show on tv on demand. Problem solved.lol.
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yo, this for my N.I.A., though, special delivery.... Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
IDK, Slim. Publix is the way. And the Publix cake is the truth and the light. One of the things I miss the most about ATL…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Oh, I effs with Publix. I effs with their subs hardbody.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
pause.
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I feel you on those vacay hours. ish keep coming up… sigh…
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eff this 2520 man who turns out to be a huge pervert!
eff ESSENCE for making me feeling guilty for not giving him a try…
eff all this late work I got to do!
eff my best friend for having a real job where she cant gchat all day and email with me back and forth! ( i hope I get a fake job that pays real money)
eff the weather, it better not mess with my World Series Run!
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Anonymous Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
You right… Eff me for having a real job now and not having time for my 3ways religion… actually… It’s been a minute so bear with me…
Eff the govt for saying they monitor my internet access and not having service in the office so I can’t even comment on my phone =(
Eff me for feeling mad old and having a 10:30pm bedtime…
Eff my ex…
Eff my ex before my last ex… for his amazing pumpington skills…
Eff this shallow heffa who calls herself my friend… And has the unmitigated gall to get with my married bffr! shots!!!
Eff the lack of quality Black men in NYC…
Eff the lack of quality Latino men in general…
Eff the lack of quality men period…
But thank Gawddd for our new Mexican papi waiter who gives us free mimosas and dessert on Saturdays at brunch! =)
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La Bella Vita Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
oh yea my bad… that was from La Bella Vita…. it’s been a long week…
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Eff me for missing the term “unmitigated gall.” LOL!
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