Eff Em Friday
Miss Jenkins
Eff the Phillies and the lame city from which they hail. And eff Ryan Howard’s bulbous nose. It gives me a little bit of the heebee-geebees when I see it.
Eff you for wondering why I don’t have more eff ems.
Seattle Washington
Eff these folks from work for still hitting me up even though I told them all I was going to be out of the office. Does that not mean anything? Unless you’re my friend, fall back son!
Eff the makers of “Paranormal Activity”. That’s possibly one of the scariest horror movies I’ve ever seen. I’m not going to front, there’s one scene that will make you look at your hallway differently.
Finally, eff this young lady for continually showing me what I’m missing. I get it, you’re amazing – your cooking is delectable, you always have my back and you have more special moves than M. Bison in Street Fighter. I overstand. But hey… if you want to keep showing me, I’m sure as hell not going to stop you.
Slim Jackson
Eff Seattle for writing his eff ‘ems within 20 minutes of getting it put on him. I log in to write mine and this is what I see? Actin’ like I don’t know what’s going on here.lol. Shout out to the young lady for bringing the homie joy though.
Eff work-related stress. I got home Wednesday and my jaw hurt like a muhf*cka. Pause. Like it was aching and I couldn’t even completely enjoy the big a$$ sandwich I was eatin’ for dinner. I got to work on Thursday and had an amazing day and suddenly the pain went away. Something tells me that it will be back, so eff knowing that.
Eff the Yankees right now. I don’t care that they won last night. The point is that they are making me nervous and I don’t like it. They need to just go ahead and win the next 3 games in blow out fashion so I can get to sleep at a more respectable hour.
Wishing you a ghoulish Halloween followed by late night drunk lovin,
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff the friends that cause me unnecessary stress and drama…
Eff the friends that I introduce to each other and don’t realize that friend-stealing is a real crime in my books… I like keeping everyone separate for a reason dammit…
Eff death for tryin to creep up on my grandpops… I’ma need it to go the other way…
Eff me for making stupid financial decisions in college and still being broke…
And eff my commute to work!!!
I think I will be able to sleep in peace now.
I <3 you 3ways crew!
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Eff the Yankees!! Yeah, I said it!! You won’t have your Jigga boost come Saturday!!!
Have a great weekend, everyone! Smooches!!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 7:58 am
That was all the boost we needed boo!
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CHeeKZ vol. 3 Still sold more records than Will Smith Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:11 am
You are just mad b/c the only rapper who made a song about Philly was Will Smith.
And he is more known for a song about MIA, than that Philly record.
Willenium never hit the fan like Big Willie Style did.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Will Smith > Any Philly NY Diss
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Eff that halloween weekend is going to be expensive.
Eff discretion.
Eff BBM for freezing my phone so often.
Eff that regardless of how tired I am, I still cant fall asleep til 1am.
Eff the gym, my arts hurt to touch.
Eff yo couch nukka!!
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Hmnm…
Eff….Gentleman Jack.. you ain’t no gentleman.. had me drankin ALL DAY… and now I’m sitting here tryna rehydrate with FOUR bottles of water…
Eff this water… it doesn’t have any freakin taste…
Eff Steve Harvey and Tom Joyner for both having shows for free with artist I wanna see at the same time
Eff 5am… wtf kinda time is that to start a show? Don’t you know we all drunk?
Eff that dude I was with all day today… we eff’d up a perfectly good afternoon… effing of course.. that’s what we do eff ish up…
Eff this weekend and how crazy the Magic City Classic most certainly is…
Eff commenting… I’m out! Have a wonderful weekend!
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Eff the makers of my car and their car keys. The actual part of the key that has the chip in it (I don’t know what that ish is called) fell out of the case and into the bush by my doorstep. I’ve been searching for that thing all morning and can’t find it. So all I have is the shell it was in and the part of the key that goes into the ignition, but the car can’t start without the chip. I have another key, but this is so annoying. I have to go to the dealer and have another key made. You would think a luxury car maker would not have such cheaply made keys, but apparently not. Eff this mess!!! I’m trying to keep my expenses low, but this is driving me to upgrade into a car that has a keyless ignition. I’m sick of this key mess.
Eff the person who thought it was okay to snap off the mirror of my side view mirror and left it dangling by the wires. I still have to get the entire thing replaced. I’m getting it fixed, but this is taking time out of my Friday off, so Eff that person!
Other than this. I have nothing else to eff. : )
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 7:39 am
I’m gonna email you off to the side. I have some follow up to a discussion we had a while ago.lol.
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Anonymous Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
chip = transponder…
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Eff having all these little bad arse kids in the office for the “Harvest Fest”…Do you NOT see your child taking the paper out of the copier?!! gggrrrrrrrrrrr…it’s too early for this mess!
Eff having to wait one more day til I get my Batgirl On! LOL…
GothamChocolate City here I come.**reminder** Don’t forget to set y’all clocks back an hour this weekend! Daylight Savings ends on Sunday!!**
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Thanks for that reminder!
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Peyso Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:26 am
We get an extra hour in the club…..
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Yup yup!
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I been waiting for this all wk.
Eff Single Friends… if you want to keep you GF, GF, I suggest you stop hanging out with Shawquina all the time, there is a reason why she is single (other than the fact that she is wack).
Eff inaccessible BJs. A man should be able to go to the bathroom at work and get blown. Eff all this waiting until you reach the privacy of your home to satisfy your needs, like I don’t get the itch sitting at my desk. Stop starring at my junk, Marsha, I know I’m walking front heavy.
Eff Parking Tickets. I think I’m looking at $600-750 bucks tickets this year. I’m actually glad I got into an accident, so I can use the insurance money to clear my record. While I am @ it Eff NYPD and those traffic enforcement clowns. I AM STANDING NEXT TO THE CAR, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A TICKET! The only joy that I have is knowning that you have become nothing with your life and you never will.
Eff Jay-z career. Out of pour envy. This guy did the World Series and didn’t get boo’d. These sports events aren’t filled with HipHop fans. I remember when Ja Rule did the AFC Championship game back in 03/04(2nd Pat Champ year). I thought the people wanted to kill him. But Jigga came through, the Yanks won. Than on the Fox Five news after the game they did a piece on how “Jay-z is the New King of NY.” FOX?!?! I know its the local news, but STILL.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am
eff you for making me snort tea outta my nose from laughing so hard!!!!…iDead!…(but i do feel you on the inaccessibility)
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Toni says if you're not a GATOR you're GATOR BAIT! Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Eff parking tickets indeed. I got my first parking ticket ever on Wednesday for a nice amount of $15.
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Eff my best friend for
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Let’s try this again. Eff my blackberry for sending a piece of an Eff em and not letting me edit or delete it. Eff my laptop for having a virus and not letting me update the effin blackberry because the new update allegedly fixes the update. Eff my best friend. I love her but DAMN she has been crying too much this month. And last month.
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Eff the fact that this has been the first time I’ve been able to post on three ways this week.
Eff people they give unsolicited advice on my relationship. Girl, I wouldn’t be running half across the country to see no man. Seeing as you haven’t had a relationship since Moses parted the Red Sea, I don’t any value in your opinion. Stay out of my business.
Eff diversity training week at my job. You spent 7500 dollars on what exactly? Ladycakes’ keys to improving “diversity relations” at work 1. don’t touch my hair 2. don’t invite me to cook chicken for a potluck. Problem solved.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
“Seeing as you haven’t had a relationship since Moses parted the Red Sea:
Amen, lol!
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CHeeKZ is bored.. so let's get personal Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:28 am
“Girl, I wouldn’t be running half across the country to see no man.”
Right off rip, I can see why you are so mad at your friend. That doesn’t sound like good advice and her unwillingness to do something shouldn’t matter. Its sounds like she is just pointlessly living up to the stereotype that black women have too much pride to sacrifice for a relationship (I aint saying this is true, its not.. just saying I know PLENTY of black women who fit this model).
But can we give your friend the benefit of the doubt? Are you sacrifices too much to see this guy? Does he come and see you? Blah Blah Blah? Entertain me with the more details of this story damnit, Friday is a slow day for Banking Compliance.
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ladycakes09 Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:46 am
He came to see me two weeks ago. We try to see one another every month although it doesn’t always work out like that. I like my being able to take little vacations in the middle of the month. Plus we met in Africa and went to different schools so the long distance things doesn’t seem bad at all.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:59 am
as long as your life isn’t being ruined by your trips or your bf’s visits…. your girl is hating b/c you told her how good the pipe was.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I would’ve said the same thing, if it weren’t for the part of her friend not being in a relationship for a while. If you’ve been single for a minute, even going to the store for your bf/gf (whatever you want to call it) may seem like a sacrifice and an “Oh heyell naw” move. Hell I said the same thing when I was single about what my friends in relationships were doing that I wouldn’t…they ain’t pay me no mind though, lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:00 am
now that you are in a relationship do you find yourself doing the same things you said you wouldn’t?
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Yupindeedydo.
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Toni says if you're not a GATOR you're GATOR BAIT! Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Lol diversity training sometimes requires a hands on approach, i.e. slap those who just don’t get the rules.
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Eff the flu. Had me OUT of commission from Sunday until Wednesday…but i am finally back to normal just in time for Halloween! Hip hip hooray…still need a costume though…suggestions??????
Eff the dude i went on a date with last night. Answering ur cell phone while on a date? Trippin. Then asking me when we’re going out again? Yea a quarter to never.
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Peyso Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:47 am
When a quarter never comes and he calls you, you better say yes…
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Ha!
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CHeeKZ vol. 3 Still sold more records than Will Smith Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:13 am
“still need a costume though…suggestions??????”
Go Butt Naked +Cover yourself in Lotion (but don’t rub it in, leave it white and pasty. Esp on the top of your head) + than cover yourself in clear platicwrap and squirt baby oil on the outside of the wrap = A used Condom
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:26 am
…i am at a loss for words…
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Still Blazin Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Brilliant.
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Nurse N.I.A. or Officer N.I.A.? that is the question. Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
wow. CheeKZ, you never cease to amaze me!!
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Cheekie Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
That’s what she said…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
THAT’S MY SLIGHTLY PERVERTED, BUT ALWAYS CLASSY E-GIRL.
New pic honey? Me likey!
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Cheekie Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
*curtsies*
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Does an avatar count as sexting?
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Nurse N.I.A. or Officer N.I.A.? that is the question. Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
lol! how did i miss this?
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Cheekz…you are really and truly bored aren’t you? lol
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Eff the fool @ Fox Sports that thought it was a good idea to have Ozzie Guillen as a commentator. For all that, I could watch the game @ my boys crib on Fordham and had his neighbor do commentary. Those aren’t words, Ozzie.
Eff you if you aren’t participating this Tuesday in your local elections. It’s not ‘10 or ‘12 yet, but these elections are just as important. When you start whinin about everything that’s wrong and how much government sucks, my first question will be “Well, when is the last time you voted?” C’mon son!
Eff you HUD!! You’s inteferin’ w/ the sound of my money machine damn it!
Eff Twitter. I treat it like 7Up…I never have and I never will.
Eff you Jenkins. That was weak. Step it up. We talked about this.
Eff 24 hour days. I need to holla @ Jesus for 30 hr days. There is definitely not enough time in a day!
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CHeeKZ is bored.. so let's get personal Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:50 am
CO-SIGN YOUR FIRST TWO.
Ozzie better win nxt year, b/c he doesn’t have a future in being a TV personality… atleast not in english.
Eff Local elections. I really can’t tell who the villian is here. Its not as simple as democrat v republican. Plus these people run REAL nasty commercials b/c being a small town dirt bag doesn’t make national news or watchdog groups.
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Toni says if you're not a GATOR you're GATOR BAIT! Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Well said on voting. People seem to forget the smaller elections. The fight for the right to vote was for all eletions not just the big ones. Just make sure you’re an informed voter too. Now hand me my “I voted” sticker.
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Eff Avis, I used them for a year and their customer service sucks, decided to tryout Enterprise and they are awesome, they even gave me a Ride-back to my office after drop-off. And eff my dirty mind when the guy at the counter goes “We’re gonna do a ride-back, she’s gonna get it (pointing to me)Pause.
Eff being judgemental, I’m still learning to give people a chance and been making friends in unexpected places.
Eff men who hit you up months after shit died down to try to start it back up again. My record is 5 years after the fact, eff facebook for making it possible to find me in the first place, should have made it private a long time ago.
Eff rebounding nuccas, I can smell the desperation on you from a mile away, don’t come to me looking to prove you still got it. Take some time to get over her dammit.
Eff being a messy Virgo, its a ridiculous contradition.
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Eff that this Beans vs Jay battle has the potential to be one of the greatest battles in the history of hip hop
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CHeeKZ is bored.. so let's get personal Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Naw. No-Sign.
Eff Beans.. this dude said he is going to release information to ruin Jay & Bey relationship. That is going too far.
Than he had the nerve to talk about “Its still Roc-a-Fella for Life”
#FAILforphilly
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Peyso Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Naw, he said he could do that but he aint b/c he got love for Jay. I implore you to listen to the interview. One of the best hip hop interviews i’ve ever heard. Its 37 mins long… http://bit.ly/2XmQis
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SouthernCharm Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Wow… this is a real interview. Sad day in rap, man.
Like T.I. said, “This whole industry’s a facade, man, this ain’t real life.”
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Nurse N.I.A. or Officer N.I.A.? that is the question. Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Eff my job for blocking zshare, and thus preventing me from listening to the interview. Can I hear it on another site?
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Rapradar.com missinfo.tv vladtv.com
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Nurse N.I.A. or Officer N.I.A.? that is the question. Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Gracias, Señor Streetz
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In honor of the age old tradion of Florida-Georgia, I have many effs to share:
Eff Tebow haters! Sure he is hyped up to be the second coming of Christ by everyone from the media to the fans; but, dude himself is humble. It showed in the Heisman speech. He doesn’t boast or brag, much less let it get to his head. There’s no I in team. He shows winning is a team effort. That’s alright in my book.
Eff Gator Haters. Don’t get made because my school is one of the best in the nation. And I’m not just talking about in athletics either. But we did win a basketball and football national championship in the same year (I was there). Did your school do that? Start sipping on Gatorade instead of haterade.
Eff the game starting at 3:30 p.m. What happen to 7 p.m.? Some of us have to write articles about and take pictures of boys and ghouls that day. I not only want to see the game, but be in the atmosphere. It’s OK after the game, but the best time is during it.
Eff this revamp on FL-GA’s image. Jacksonville is cutting the number of drink vendors by half at the main party spot. And roaming shot carts are completely gone. How are you going to have the “World’s Largest Cocktail Party” if there are no drinks? Oh, that’s right they’re trying to do away with that title and promote a cleaner image. It’s a football game between too major party schools. Win or loose we still booze (actually Florida people are more prone to going home and being depressed after a loss). Why even bother.
Eff people that die at the game. You are the reason the FL-GA image is getting tarnished. Stop wandering off from your friends, especially when you’re drunk. No you are not superman. Don’t jump off the parking garage’s building. Maybe if the stupid underage drinkers stop dying, full booze service will return.
Eff me being off from work today but still having ish to do. I might as well have went into the office today. But that would ruin my Halloween costume: the invisible woman. Therefore, I am forced to work out of the bed.
Happy Halloween!
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olivya23 Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Eff Florida! I’m tired of seeing them at the top. The BCS is on that bull. Let’s be honest here…Texas should be at the top but the BCS won’t let them be great. Florida struggled to win against Miss. St. (3-5). And then after that game they moved up a spot. This ish is rigged. When Texas plays, they just don’t win…they win by a huge margin (not including the OU game) I’m just saying.
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F peopl in NYC who don’t look behind/next to them when they’re about to switch directions… or stop on a dime…
F Wachovia for your 6 overdraft fees in a row….all based on the first one……..kill yourself….
F my Sigg bottle for being metal and that i burn my hands tryna make tea in it…
F me for tryna make tea in my Sigg bottle….
F my head for hurting…
and Eff YOU… See? Kay…
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F my homeboy for sending me into the NYC street
zs on my Bday, only for me to wake up late to work. My laptop on the floor my cellphone on the floor, and the alarm on my phone blaring.Eff me for thinking it was saturday when i woke up
Eff me for sending an email to SBM, Slim, RCLS, and Dr J. at 425 am as a reply to a blog email. It was def one of the best drunk emails ever sent!
Eff my job and stupid clients who purposelly duck me when i need my information. Stop stuntin or you will FAIL this evaluation!
Im good
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Still Blazin Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Oh no my friend, no eff necessary…that was HI-larious!
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Eff effs.
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Eff my apt complex. They were supposed to replace my fridge in August and it finally broke yesterday. I had to throw away all my food and the meat in the freezer stunk up my whole house like carcass (literally). I poured out my fresh milk and the ish came out lookin like cottage cheese. If that mental image grosses you out, imagine my gag reflex pouring it into my sink…
Eff my job. I haven’t done a SINGLE work-related thing all week (cuz there’s nothing to do) and I’m sick of filling up a chair! =/ I’m seriously considering a complete career shift, and in the process of getting on that path.
Eff all the people in my office this morning who thought it would be funny to pass cake around me like Office Space. Literally every single person in front of and behind me had cake at this retirement party and they got to my piece and suddenly the cake turned chocolate. WHO THE EFFS IDEA OF FUNNY WAS THAT?!?! Everybody in the world loves chocolate BUT me. EFF EM EL!!!!!
That ish was kinda funny but I wasn’t laughing at the time!
Eff what ya hurd I’m going to VA this weekend for my very last (VIP style) VSU homecoming! It’ll be bittersweet. After 17 years, my Daddy is retiring in June. I love that guy!
Happy Friday 3 Ways!! =)
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olivya23 Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I don’t like chocolate either. People always look at me sideways when I tell them that. I don’t get it, chocolate just doesn’t taste good.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
o_O
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Eff me for waking up at 9am when I was supposed to be at work at 8:30.
Eff people who wear corduroys to work as business casual wear. Actually eff corduroys. Who still wears them?
Eff this box of candy sitting on my desk, I’ve had 4 laffy taffys and the jokes on them aren’t even funny.
Eff this weather! I went to bed it was cold and rainy, woke up it was 67 degrees and I was sweating outside.
Eff the BCS!!! I’m gonna see if I can get in on the voting, because this just doesn’t make any sense.
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Eff Loan processors, Loan officers and seller’s agents. I STILL haven’t closed on my house. H0e$ moving like the slowskies and/or trying to make excuses to get a homie coming even more out of pocket.
Eff System Admins (well just mine), mofo is playing around. I don’t have the time or patience. We have clients and he still haven’t given them the information they asked HIM for. I don’t want to step on toes, but I will but forced to take the lead on this. I have other projects to get to… damn
Eff poetry for making me dive deeper into myself and ish.
Eff dreams cuz they all seem to have a single motif.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
hey e-boo….
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
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Cheekie Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
e-boo? WHEN did this happen? I’m usually up on e-relationships. Did this happen after MeteorMan changed his name from “…”?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
threeways… miss a day. miss a lot.
They can never have what me and you have Cheekie…..
matching names.
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
*slow clap*
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Cheekie Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Word!
And folks and up on the fact that it was nothin’ but fate. We didn’t know of each other’s names ’til posting on here.
And. What.
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Cheekie Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
*edit…that should say “aint up”…not “and up”.
I can be excused for such a typo since we’re having a Halloween Potluck at the job and I am currently experiencin’ the ‘itis.
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MeteorMan Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Miss Jenkins, Miss Jenkins…
If you needed another Eff, your Eff should’ve included me… (pause)
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Eff Boston. The natives are kinda cold and it creates a 4.5 hour distance between me and one of my greatest friends/manfriend.
Eff NYC cops for giving me a parking ticket, am I supposed to carry a ruler and make sure I’m exactly 8 feet away from the hydrant? Or should you clearly mark the sidewalk so I know what’s free game? I’m appealing this mess.
Eff The Real Housewives Reunion, watching NeNe on mute is more entertaining than part 1 of that special.
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olivya23 Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Yea, I was definitely upset with that reunion. They better bring it on Part II. Sidenote: Kim is an idiot.
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Eff the lead project manager of this bullsh*t project I was asked to join for scheduling a 90 minute conference call at 330p to talk about nothing at the last minute on a Friday.
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