Eff Em Friday
Miss Jenkins
Eff the Phillies!! And all the people who talked that ish after Game 1, got all quiet for the next 3, and then got hype after Game 5. That last Phillies win was all a part of the master plan…
Eff school for keeping me from going to the parade. School kept me from going to the G-Men parade too. I need to be done with this learning nonsense.
Eff people who want me to do so much with so little time. Like, what gives? There are only 24 hours in a day and I am but one woman. Albeit a very fly woman, but one woman nonetheless. Give me some space and find someone else to do your busy work.
Eff the “I miss you” feeling. That ish is wack. Thank goodness for the people in my previous eff, and the impending doom of exams. I am forced to focus my energies on learning stuff, getting stuff done, and keeping my arms defined. Nice.
Slim Jackson
Eff the fact that the sweaters in my closet been hangin’ so long that when I put them on they kinda awkward and oversized. I know I haven’t lost or gained a significant amount of weight. Why don’t you fit me right?!
Eff the Yankees for not taking the series in 4 games. I done missed my shows for a couple weeks because of this BS. Though I wore a Yankees hat with my suit to work, that doesn’t mean I have to accept this foolishness. Yall need to be more efficient next year!
Eff my love for bunz. Though I’m a man and this is what’s expected, that still doesn’t make my cravings any easier. I know I can’t suffer from d*ck dehydration like a woman does, but I still turn into a ravenous beast when I’m not lost between walls during a certain amount of time. I guess that’s better than being a drug addict though.**Scratches face and neck aggressively.**
Seattle Washington
I feel your pain fam. Hopefully after tomorrow I won’t have a clue about what you’re talking about and these eff ‘em won’t mean a damn thing to me anymore…
Eff Murphy’s Law. Whatever could’ve gone wrong with this trip has. I’m just happy that I will be reimbursed for this $20 baggage fee, that my plane actually landed, that I was able to rent a car from a different rental place instead of walking 22 miles to the hotel and that my hotel had a room even though they didn’t have my reservation. First impressions mean everything and right now my impression of Durham, NC isn’t so high.
Eff the darkness. No, not Right Coast Lex Steele, I mean the complete pitch black abyss I was enveloped by when I was driving on the “highway”. I put “highway” in quotes because although it looked like there were white lines and other cars on the road, I wasn’t sure if I was on the actual interstate because it was so effing damn dark out!
Eff staying up to write these Eff ‘Ems. I have meetings that I need to get ready for tomorrow! On that note, I’m out suckas. Wish me luck!
We’za done. What you got to eff this week?
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Eff the Yankees!! You know this was coming, Miss Jenkins and ‘em. I have hated these mofos since 1996, and the hate still burns strong in my heart. But, I love my NY people, tho’… right up until baseball season.
Eff me for just now realizing there is a restaurant downtown Raleigh that serves vegan/vegetarian fare. Yesterday, I had vegan chicken salad on grilled pita, and it was awesome!!
Eff the NBA for encroaching on the NFL and NCAAF seasons. I will not watch any NBA until after March Madness.
Eff Shaq’s trifling ass!!
Have a great weekend!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 1:27 am
“Eff the NBA for encroaching on the NFL and NCAAF seasons. I will not watch any NBA until after March Madness.”
Co-sign!
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Peyso Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:04 am
“But, I love my NY people, tho’… right up until baseball season.” Being that baseball season is FOREVER, you must hate us all the time huh?
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insomN.I.A. Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:28 am
did the Yankees even make the playoffs last year? i can’t remember… but no, i don’t hate you all forever, just when the Yankees are playing in, and subsequently win, the WS. And since that (WS win) hasn’t happened since 2000, it’s been all good…
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Streetztalk Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 10:15 am
LOL Nia this one’s for you and all the NY Haters:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/you%20mad/jerboski/misc/you_mad_5.jpg
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N.I.A. loves the kids... Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:19 am
LOL!!
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Eff going back to school. I can’t even look forward to Thursday night bar hopping with the girls after a long day of exams because, well…they’re all far away from me now.
Eff applications. I’m looking to start another master’s degree in the spring and I have to do this application ish all over again. If it’s not one thing, it’s another; always something that needs to be done!
Eff…Tamra from the new season of the Housewives. She’s a low budget bitch and will probably be the eyesore this season. She’d never survive a season in Atlanta with NeNe. NEVER!
Woosah. ::regains composure::
*Annnnnnd, scene!*
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Jaci Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Girl Tamra is a mess….
“what in the name of gynecology? who has a vibrator with cords? I thought we all had a rabbit by now…”
O__o LOL… that’s why her husband won’t let her dumb behind go anywhere… and why come nobody but Vicki and Gretchen got $$$?
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I don’t really have an eff em, but Slim you shouldn’t hang sweaters…you should fold them and put them in drawers because the weight will make them do exactly what they are doing….Hope that helps you next winter
i guess i have a couple…
eff the GA DOL for messing with my unemployment when I am too far away to “just come in the office.”
and eff all the news stations for saying the recession is over while I am sitll unemployed!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:13 am
where you been hiding?
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Good Morning Good Folk.
Eff Rhianna. Yeah I said Eff Rhianna. Eff her for saying something as idiotic as “my own selfish need for love could result in some young girl getting killed”. BUT she releases a song like Russian Roulette?!? Umk. You are an oxymoronic idiot Rhi Rhi.
Eff this cold that has been plaguing me for the last week. I feel like sh*t. Nose all stuffy AND runny at the same time. Throat scratchy. Just pure nonsense what’s going on w/ me.
Eff my payroll secretary who continously messes up my damn money. Week after week, hours are missing. And I can’t do anything about it becauseee the check has already been cut & deposited. So I just have to wait for next week, when those hours from the previous week will appear and hours from that period will disappear. Never. Ending. Cycle.
Eff this movie Precious for not coming out in the theatre by my house so I have to travel cross-
countryborough to Harlem and see this damn thing.Lastly, Eff the damn winter for coming NOW as opposed to I don’t know the first day of winter 11/21. It was brick as all hell this morning. I don’t like when my buns are cold. Not cool.
Have a great weekend everyone!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Back Like Your Herpes Outbreak Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Maaaaan, eff Precious. And eff all the people sending me texts to call my local theater to show the sh*t. I rarely go to the movies, and when I do, it sure as hell aint to line Tyler Perry’s dainty pockets. And furthermore, eff all the people calling my blackness into question cuz I didnt know what Precious is. They don’t run the trailer on ESPN, Comedy Central, nor USA…so….eat a fat one.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:14 am
LMAO @ ” Tyler Perry’s dainty pockets.” Why they gotta be all that??
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Back Like Your Herpes Outbreak Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Something about Tyler Perry tells me that his pockets are a bit dainty.
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Renee Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:49 am
When I was in HS, PUSH was the book to read, I never read it but don’t you remember that?
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Eff the haters, I’m in bed right now cuz I’m on a mini vacation from life. B-)
Eff Nadal Malik Hassan or whatever his name was. Just cuz you didn’t have no woman and you thought you could get 74 virgins in heaven, doesn’t mean you had to go kamikazi and take out some of our most brave men and women with you. Haha mother b*tches that’s why you survived. I hope you end up paralyzed with a fully functional brain so that you know everything that’s going on when they send you to Guantanamo Bay and rape and torture ur crippled ass.
Uggghhhh woooosaaaahhh. Sorry folks, I already lost a friend to a mass shooting, and I work with Wounded Warriors so this just pisses me off to no end.
okay… Decompress… I know, I’ll eff something else…
Eff my sister’s ankle biting evil spawns for pets. Kept me up all night barking, then woke me up at 7 am on my day off. And the whole house smells like dog and glade carpet cleaner, which fails to mask the dog scent, but just combines with it to make me feel like I’m constantly gagging.
and eff her for locking me out the house last night when I told her I was coming home.
Yesterday was a bad day. I guess the important thing to remember is that we’re still here, while some ppl unfortunately did not make it to this day.
Bless our troops, here and abroad, and the families of those who were lost.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Back Like Your Herpes Outbreak Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Co-sign. Jah bless the troops dem. And fyah bun all di infidel dem.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Respect.
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Eff that i have to wait 3 hours before i leave work so that I can go to the yard for homecoming and drink or die or die from drink and crawl home over the cobble stoned streets
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Eff the all the self righteous Conservative meatwads who were salivating over the NY-23 congressional race thinkin’ that space alien lookin’ bastard was gonna win, and they were hypin the sh*t as the biggest election in the country that would determine if heads are still feeling Obama. Now that a Democrat has taken a seat that has been Republican for literally 100 years, they’re all falling back talkin’ that “Eh…it’s just one race, and there was no primary, this means nothing.” Yea, it means something WASPY friend o’ mine….it means that you’ve alienated your moderate base and they are all gonna move a little bit more left now. It’s ok…next time before you put ya foot in ya mouth, be sure to season it to taste.
Eff the fools that are all hyped over Tim Lincecum (gotta pause dude’s name) getting pulled over and being found w/ pot. They are worse things in the world than weed…like Prozac for example. Get over it.
Eff New Jersey for kickin’ John Corzine to the curb and electing a Republican governor. Really Jersey? Did you check w/ New York before you did this? On paper you are a state, but in reality, you’re NY’s bitch. Be sure to check w/ daddy next time.
And eff incompetent co-workers that can’t accomplish simple tasks by themselves and are cutting into my f*ckin time. Seriously, I might put hands on this dude. Pray for me.
Philly fans…you only get half a bar. F*ck y’all.
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nyhoop Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
“Really Jersey? Did you check w/ New York before you did this? On paper you are a state, but in reality, you’re NY’s bitch. Be sure to check w/ daddy next time.”
*DEAD!*
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Eff this lady for using speaker phone all day in her cube! So what she can’t walk right, her hands work fine!
Eff daylight savings time and and me still not being adjusted to the change. Eff it being so dark when I get off in the evenings now…makes me feel like it’s 8pm when it’s only 5!
Eff the time for not being 5pm so I can start my weekend right!
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Eff this IT Law class im taking that i thought would be easy. Only 1 more class after this left for gradumacation and I am swamped with reading 200 pages a night. Last book I read was “Where’s Waldo?”
Eff ARod & Andy Pettite for taking roids before and now no one caring about it b/c they won.
Eff pompous managers at my job that drive nice cars, where expensive unmatching outfits, and have zero communication skills or integrity.
Eff Sallie Mae… that hoe is taking another large sum from me for these damn loans. I hate that woman.
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No effs for me this week. In a couple of hours I will be presenting my paper that has been my existence for three years. Happy Friday Three Ways Crew
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Last time we Eff’d I had just pulled yet another parking ticket. Since than my life has completely gone down the drain…
Eff my Transmission.. matter of fact. Eff my whole car. Since Eff’em Friday’s started, I don’t think I Eff’d anything more than my car and the different situations that piece of junk has put me through. I have been trying to decide between getting a new one or paying to fix said pile of sh!t. Its obviously cursed!
Eff my Wallet. I don’t know how I lost you. I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t out partying. I wasn’t cheating and left you with a side piece. I went to the gym, than the library.. a nice wholesome Saturday Night. And I lose my wallet! So now when my transmission blows out two days later, I have no Driver’s License when the police stop to see what is wrong and no credit card to call a tow truck.
Eff my mother.. I know that is wrong, but she is such an opportunist. “See that is what you get for not going back to school to fulfill your potential” WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A TRANSMISSION AND A LOST WALLET?!?!?! Is now really the time you want to pile on with me? Some people only love you when you are winning.
Eff all the big plans I had for the holiday season, my trip to Cali for Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles… I mean the big wedding, and that LSAT class i wanted to take. This past month’s “problems” have ruined all of that planning.
I’m starting to see the light with this whole ‘god’ issue and the existence of divinity. Not that I believe or had some revelation. Its just that I feel someone eff’ing me in my @$$ this past week, turning me into a little prison girlfriend like Bernie Madoff in General Population. And I can’t help but think “O, that must be you Lord.”
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Jaci Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I completely quit you for all eternity.
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CHeeKZ has had it up to here... Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:17 am
sister, can’t blame you. I feel the same way about myself.
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Jaci Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:47 am
HAHAHAHA! You should never feel that way about yourself.
That’s terrible… but you should let me feel that way.
I guess I kinda feel entitled.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
LMFAO! I’ll be in NY this weekend too.
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Streetztalk Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Cheekz, LMAO!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Update…
I found my wallet. Some custodian turned it in the next day after I lost it.
Seriously, consider this a victory for the faithful.
I’m actually going to say thanks for this. I haven’t had good news in a long time.
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Eff NYC Haters and Phillies fan who can only bring up bullish to denounce the fact that their team, like their city, is mediocre!
Eff this weather! Ive had a cold since september! Is this Ebloa? smh
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not sure if anyone said this yet, but Slim you should fold your sweaters not hang them so they don’t get out of shape.
I don’t have any effs today. in the words of The Clipse “I’m Good”
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Slim Jackson Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Yeah, someone told me about the sweater thing earlier. It makes perfect sense. They shall be stretched no more.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Back Like Your Herpes Outbreak Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Nah cuz…you gotta get the soft hangers that don’t give you super pointy shoulders….folding lends to wrinkling…not a problem for the heavy sweaters, but your acrylics and cashmeres need a bit more TLC.
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Reecie Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
now this is true. some lighter sweaters I do hang. depends on the blend. I prefer plastic hangers–anything is better than wire hangers.
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Eff 2 hour conference calls that I don’t have to be on. I’ve been on this call almost two hours and haven’t said a word. Gives me time to blog though.
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Eff this job whose letter I’m about to sign for wanting me to work from 3-11… *sigh* corporate world here I come.
Eff this weather… why can’t it be a nice 55 out?
Eff not getting any for like… a week but that being too long to handle… I’m starting to scratch like Slim…
OoOoOoO Eff ignorant people in the blogesphere who are apparently infinitely better than all of the rest of us and waste no time showing it. Yeah… that’s why we don’t like you. DO BETTER!
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Reecie Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:55 am
tell em why you mad son.
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Jaci Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
LOL… girl you know you can’t encourage me further…
You gone have me spewing off mad girl tweets…Messing up my sweet girl rep!
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Eff the fact that my bday bonanza plans got pushed back..i suppose I can wait another 2 wks *tear*
Eff the fact that I haven’t been “effin” with the 3ways crew on the regular
Eff the fact that I have to be “patient” because someone has mad schoolwork..ambition is sexy damn.
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Eff me & my life. That is all.
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Eff my client for making me drive 2hrs out of the city on a Friday and they’re not even ready for us. I’m highly upset, they’re messing with my weekend tip-off happy hour. I got two words for them Bill-Rate!
Eff the this old school Chevy I had to rent today and eff Enterprise for giving me a car with less than 1/4 tank of gas, do you know how hard it is to find a gas station in Manhattan.
Eff the FDR, most of it is old and bumpy and the exits don’t even make sense, I mean when the construction will end. Matter fact eff whichever City bureaucracy is in charge of NYC roads/highways. They are the worse!!!
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*eff having to learn the same sh!t the hard way over and over again.. ”walk away and carry on”, is actually pretty good advice after all.
*eff this job, I’m grateful, but seriously… urge to kill approaching!
*eff loaning people money and then being told you’re not a true friend and they are glad they saw your true colors when you ask for the money back 8 months later!
*eff a budget I’m buying something new today, I don’t know what but something damit !
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