Eff Em Friday
We covered the gamut this week. We talked about abusive relationships, the fear of marriage, thoughts of the after life, and strip clubs. If that isn’t diverse, I don’t know what is. But there’s one thing that always remains constant on Three Ways and that’s Eff Em Fridays. It’s time to finish the week up with a good eff. Let’s get it.
Seattle Washington
Eff the Giants. Geezus, 4 Losses in a row?! And they should’ve had last week’s game against the Chargers. I walked away to cook because I thought they had it in the bag. I open up the paper the next day to find that they lost?! Take this Bye week and get yourselves straight. At least basketball season is here, wait, I’m a Knicks fan. Eff!
Eff waiting by the telephone like a love sprung pre-adolescent. I’ve been impatiently waiting around for a couple companies to hit me back. Every vibration from my iPhone (yeah, I said “my iPhone”) gets me happier than your girlfriend with her rabbit. And then I get immediately let down just like anyone that’s seen “The Happening”. Will you just let me know what’s good already!
Eff being incredibly bored at work. Noticed a spike in my tweeting and blog activity lately? Well now you know why. I don’t know what to do with myself. A few of my projects are on hold. I’ve finished the official company work and I’ve done as much as I can with the side hustle work. I’ve listened to the Wale album and the Wiz Khalifa mixtape about 10 times by now. Bout to start inventing projects. Actually… Eff it, it’s Friday. Time for a long lunch.
Miss Jenkins
Eff the effing persistent state of fatigue I have found myself in for the past 6 days. I go to bed after 2 a few times, and everything falls to hell. What is that about? Maybe I’m getting old. Like RCLS.
Eff being ambitious. I can’t even lay in bed passed 8am without getting all anxious about stuff that needs to get done.
Eff the rain that is toying with my ability to rock my Uggs. Yes I waterproofed them, but its still too risky.
And eff the Giants. Between you and my Heartbreak Huskies, I am not getting any love this season. Thankfully, college basketball is upon us…
Slim Jackson
Eff this week for feelin’ so effin’ long and eff this weekend because I already know it’s gonna feel way too effin’ short. I think I’m due for another vacation to a tropical island sans the sand flies. I’m elated to be employed, but sometimes a brotha really just needs a break. Brotha, in this case, is a universal term. #racialtolerance
Eff the things that I’d like to eff but can’t eff because I’d be giving up way too much effin’ information.
Eff the fact that it took me so long to start gettin’ my mind/life right. However, now is better than never. And no, it’s not because of this effin’ movie 2012 that’s coming out today. By the way, did I effin’ scare people away on Wednesday with that post?lol.
Eff the feeling of missin’ someone before they’re even gone. **sigh**
Aight. It’s your turn to eff it out. Get ‘er done.
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Eff this chilly weather messing with my right knee… Why?? Cuz I know rain is on the way and that’s not sexy at all. Eff bad joints!!!
Speaking of bad joints….. Eff diddy-dirty money, diddypuff, puffdaddy, p-diddy, the douchebag known as diddy and I’m sure that arsehole at some point probably had some wingding font symbols repping his artist known as diddy. Really diddy? Its okay to put two heifas on this half arse track “love come down” and then rap for all of what 30 seconds? Its okay to have
sha-neneh and quita sing?? No its not!!! Seriously. And take them damn grills out ya’ mouf! I know halloween is everyday for some ppl, but diddy u have a choice in correcting the hot mess that’s ya’self! Hmmph and flat tops went out when kwame and his polka-dots left! Take that take that whack boy!!!
Woosah. Alright that’s enough effin’ at the moment. Lemme know who’s ready to saddle up and ride out eff em’ part deux!
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I LoVE You Guys & GaL
Eff’ the fact that I still dont have a job. I mean come on Im a college grad for petesake. I want to be employment I got bills to pay!!!
Eff’ the fact that I had to move back home because I dont have a job…I Miss NYC!!!
Eff’ the fact that while being home since Aug i have realized that I have out grown many ppl i use to be cool with including a BFF!!! Old friends & new friend sometimes dont mix!!!
Eff’ the fact that I have NOT had any GREAT LOVIN in like forever Eff again on that I’m in Need badly!!!
Lastly, Eff’ the fact I Miss a certain someone(and their LOVIN’) but I have to keep it inside and to myself!!!
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Eff the still not having a job and applying for billions of jobs to no avail!
Eff the fact that my printer that I use to print the countless cover letters, resumes and envelopes decided to start acting crazy half way through my writing sample for no good reason!
Eff the fact that I am craving a newport and I am supposed to have quit!
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Eff me for being out in the cold, wind, and drizzling rain to see the Foreign Exchange last night. But, it was well worth it!!
Eff monotony at work. I’m at the point where every morning, as soon as I open my eyes, I think about skipping work. I’ve been on this project since the summer, and I am ready for something new,
That’s all folks!!! Have a great weekend!!
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olivya23 Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I love Foreign Exchange! I feel like too many people sleep on them.
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N.I.A. loves the kids... and plans to stay home to take care of them. Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
A lot of people sleep on them. The concert was do good last night. I’m mad that I’ve lived in Raleigh for almost 3 years, and last night was my first time seeing them.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Who dey is?
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olivya23 Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Nicolay and Phonte from Little Brother. Their music has different feel to it, like alt. hip-hop.
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N.I.A. loves the kids... and plans to stay home to take care of them. Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Check them out….
http://www.theforeignexchangemusic.com/
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Foreign+Exchange
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N.I.A. loves the kids... and plans to stay home to take care of them. Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Actually, it might be better to check them out on Imeem so you can hear entire songs and not just 30sec. snippets.
And why is my comment awaiting moderation? I’ve actually cursed on this blog(once or twice). What’s really good, #3wayscrew?
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Eff the Bus. My evil car has forced me to ride mass transportation for the past week. I am tired of sitting next to smelly men who take up two seats. Having people step on my foot, sleeping on my shoulder. Trying to holla @ girls only to have them give me the “I aint impressed by your suit, you can’t be doing that well if you riding the bus Ninja” look. NO MORE! I’m actually did something last night I never thought I say.. spend money. Though I had to stop myself from getting the leather seats, this isn’t a rap video.
Eff Streetz. I say that with respect. I have to give it up when I am wrong. The new 50 album is decent. He doesn’t say one line of value the whole album but atleast he is hard (pause again). But nevermind that… I’m trying to decide which Wale’ song I should play first in the new V. I’m open to any suggestions. Say Something w/ Drake, Popeyes and Best@it from BrotherAli are all also in contention.
Eff Fantasy Sports. I am struggling in every league I am in. No trades goes my way, I never get steals and someone always dissappoints me. Damn you Antoine Boldin and Clinton Portis. and Eff Jamal Charles, b/c I didn’t think of picking him up when LJ said F@g.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:26 am
I would say the 1st song needs to be Clipse’s “Door Man”, but if you’re looking for a Wale track, “Mirrors” is a banger.
Also a favorite – Wiz Khalifa’s “On Tha Pill”. The hook is reason itself to blast it loud.
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Peyso Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Anything from Wale, Wiz Khalifa or No Ceilings will do. Preferably Beautiful Bliss by Wale (J. Cole is a fool on that track), The Thrill by Wiz or Swag Surfin off of No Ceilings
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, The Icon Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Eff all that….roll a big head and play “Driver” by Buju.
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A-O Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
@ Peyso
“Beautiful Bliss by Wale (J. Cole is a fool on that track), ”
I listened to his verese like 10 times. hot to Def!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Wale should stop rapping with J Cole. Its not funny.. I know he is trying, but can’t keep up.
I’ll nominate J Cole for the verse of the year. But I can’t remember any other killer verses from the top of my head..Joell Ortiz has had some monsters.
???
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A-O Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
2nd nomination
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:34 am
You ain’t holla’n at no girls…
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CHeeKZ is happy Gucci Mane didn't ruin Pretty Girls Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
HATER!
In my mind I am!
And they are still rejecting me!
mentally single.. the key to being in a long standing relationship.
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Smiling Ambition formally Dimples but not Miss Dimples Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Thank u Miss Jenkins
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Streetztalk Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Cheekz, I fux wit u. lol
Let it Loose w/ Pharrel >> and World Tour>>
Hell Attention: Deficit >>>
Eff being bz at work on a friday and typin late nite effs at home. lol
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Eff being the boss. Yeah I asked for position and what not but these evaluations are not what’s hot. As much as people think I’m a jerk knowing that I am potentially affecting someone employments with a pen doesn’t sit to well with.
Eff extra rude people at the gym. Listen up she-bears, I could have looked at you all and asked don’t you think its a little late but I held my tongue, I would appreciate if you did the same.
Eff my cousin’s baby mama. You had the argument with him not me so why the need to flatten my tires. Neither one of you have a car now how is your child going to get to school dumbass.
Wooo-sah!!! I feel better now.
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CHeeKZ wonders what would happen if he was a lame Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“so why the need to flatten my tires. Neither one of you have a car now how is your child going to get to school dumbass. ”
this sounds like a bad mad for straight to DVD hood movie. Sorry Cakes, atleast you are a good cousin.
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N.I.A. loves the kids... and plans to stay home to take care of them. Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Is this the same chick you talked about in the other post? B/c that chick needs to be locked up!
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Ladycakes needs to punch something fast... Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Yep its the same chick. My cousin really knows how to pick them…
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Peyso Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am
You need to fight ur cousin too
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Eff being a recent college grad in a recession!!! Need I say more?? *goes back to sending out resumes*
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Eff these stupid bamas that sideswiped me on Saturday night/sunday morning. Learn how to drive in NY. This is not Georgia where your car is registered
eventhough that’s the major #insuranceswindle cuz we all know you don’t have a southern accent. Cheap bastards!Eff being superstitious. My mother (like every Caribbean) has crazy superstitions. It’s Friday the 13th today, but #cmonson it’s just another day, lmao…
eff Twitter and Slim for making me use # so darn much! lol
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Eff that my boss caught the ax. He was my man 20 grand.
Eff that they trying to move me to what I call the Clippers of my agency. Its the unit where they send you to die lol.
Eff the fact that head of my division is a G. She told me to straight up apply to something else. I effs with her and I would eff w/ the blue eyes….
I dont know what else to Eff
Eff yo couch
Eff you, eff you, eff you, you’re cool and eff you, I’m out
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Hi Peyso.
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Eff that I have to repeatedly tell my manager that he sucks. We’ve had 3 meetings in the last 3 months that consisted of me saying, “We communicate for a living, yet you FAIL to communicate with me on A, B, C and D. What’s up with that?!” Hopefully it gets better for real this time…SMH
Eff not getting a raise for nearly two years. That ish is for the birds.
Eff that I’m developing a long-distance crush despite my best efforts to thwart it. And eff that said crush contacts me at random and as soon as the convo starts to get going, he goes ghost. And eff the fact that I cuddled with him all last weekend. No sex, just good convo, cuddling and a peck on the cheek. That means he likes/respects me and wants to take it slow, right? Right?!
On that note, eff being 25 and still confused about boys…
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Toni Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:37 am
“eff being 25 and still confused about boys…”
I feel your pain.
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CHeeKZ wonders what would happen if he was a lame Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
“cuddling and a peck on the cheek. That means he likes/respects me and wants to take it slow, right? Right?!”
Kanye Shrug
I just do that when I’m scared of rejection.
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Ash Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“I just do that when I’m scared of rejection.”
Scared of rejection? Scared you’ll get turned down for some nookie, so you’ll take what you can get with the cuddling? So that doesn’t necessarily mean he likes and respects me? I told myself if he was thinking of me like a fling type of chick, he would’ve tried me. LOL!
Please, expound.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Cuddling mean no friend zone so that is good news.
But to be honest, until he says something or TRIES something than neither you nor I have an idea of what this man wants.
If he likes you he did b/c he doesn’t want you to think he thinks you are easy.
If he doesn’t like you he did it b/c he was trying to let you down easy, saw you were interested in him and didn’t want to be a jerk. It comes down to the conversation.
That is why you should let me sleep with you on the first night… you know where they stand. I was serious until that last sentence.
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Ash Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Haha! Ok, ok…I can deal with that (for now…
).
In my defense, he has no reason to let me down easy – invited himself over to my hotel room without encouragement from me. And the convo was good- relaxed, covered many topics, lots of laughter. We stayed in bed all day just talking and cuddling. Sigh…it was kinda awesome…which is why I’m now resisting going into crush mode.
Thank you for the insight and staying serious until the end, CHeeKZ…lol
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Eff my dog for chewing up my right earbud..so now i have to listen to the crackheads talk to themselves while riding the train instead of enjoying Wale
Eff my roommates dog for chewing up one of my favorite black pumps…i realize i have more to wear, but still..i really liked those!
Eff my roommates boyfriend for grabbing my bottle of Absolut last weekend when he went to go hang with his friends because there weren’t any other full bottles of alcohol…first sir, you don’t live here and aren’t entitled to getting a full bottle of ANYTHING in the dang cabinet…second, at least replace it in a timely manner. please and thank you.
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Eff the Bears. I know someone saw that mess last night. They only managed to score 6 points…only 2 field goals and Jay ‘turkey neck’ Cutler was picked off 5 times. FIVE!! Not to mention on the last play of the game where they could’ve won. Now Lovie is definitely gonna feel the heat.
Eff not being able to find a ticket under $275 to fly home for Christmas.
Eff priceline. They lied when they said I could name my own price.
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ladycakes Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Eff the Bears. Co-sign I kept thinking they could have kept Grossman or Griese at least we know what we’re getting.
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Eff me & eff my life. That is all.
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I don’t have anything to eff since I had pretty marvelous week. I’m tempted to eff Ida’s remains for trying to snatch my plane out the sky yesterday, but I landed safely so…
Eff my coworker for lying on me in my absence forcing me to come to work today to defend myself.
Eff Thanksgiving for being two weeks away. I’m ready to eat.
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Eff this sore throat. It was a little worse yesterday so I did the ol’ school salt and water. It helped a little, but I HATE it. Why on a Friday, though? Ugh. Ah well, even though I don’t feel too hot, I’m still goin’ out. I chilled last weekend (and missed hella good sh*t…
) so, it is due damn time.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
peppermint tea & tylenol, if you have to?
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Cheekie Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Will try if it gets too bad. It seems to be soothing now. But, now I’m sneezing all over the place. lol
But, I’mma file that away for the future. Thanks, girl!
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CHeeKZ can't resist Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
“Eff this sore throat.”
That is what she said.
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Cheekie Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I KNEW you would go there.
I know my e-boo, mayne.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
**wink wink**
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Eff dumb ppl I work w who constantly feel the need to go right over my head and straight to the boss with trivial bullshit …some things are beyond my control & if I’ve upset you tell me..my door is always open from the flexible hours of Friday from 4pm-5pm..if my office hours do not meet your requirements send an email or pick up the gotdamn phone…I’ll answer, I promise?
Note to ppl who tend to do this: if you are unhappy with the response your co-worker or client gives you, tell them and attempt to work it out before going to the head honchos..by going above ppl’s heads, you make yourself look like an incompetent fool.
In my particular instance, I had copies of email correspondence. There was a delay due to circumstances beyond my control and I offered an alternative solution. This person decided to go straight to the boss asking him the same question they asked me (that I already solved) I ended my day yesterday by raising my voice. I’m a lady, I hate doing that.
Eff the fact that I have a hard time finding tall boots due to my petite ankles. Also eff the fact that chicks with thicker legs have a hard time finding tall boots as well.
Eff the fact that I have been so argumentative this week. It’s not like me at all..I’m usually a sweetheart
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Eff Slim Jackson for making me unable to read and scared as hell.
Eff work for keeping me away from the internets…
Eff this negro for just not getting it.
Tis all.
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eff my ex barber. my eyebrows still haven’t grown back from that last arching. it wasn’t like my eyebrows were that thick to begin with. for some reason he felt the need to shave most of them off. my business with you is done sir.
eff triflin men. i do not like unsolicited drama. stop trying to get all close and personal with me especially since you have a live-in gf. if i get one “hello barbara, this is shirley” phone call i will set it off.
eff this department cliche/swear jar. i can’t say two of my fave phrases (don’t judge me and I will stab you in the esophogus, wait does this count) without paying 10 cents per use. at least i don’t cuss like a sailor.
eff starbucks. i hate coffee absolutely hate it. or at least i used to until i tasted a white chocolate mocha and caramel macchiato (spelling?). now i’m at the bucks at least once a week.
eff capitalization. sometimes i just want to get my e.e. cummings on.
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Ash Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
eff starbucks. i hate coffee absolutely hate it. or at least i used to until i tasted a white chocolate mocha and caramel macchiato (spelling?). now i’m at the bucks at least once a week.
I feel you on this! I hate coffee, but that white mocha is the business. Hmmm…may have to treat myself tomorrow…
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Eff me for having a Chemistry Lab on a friday night!…WTF is a “Acid-Base Titration”?!?!
Eff….on the ONE night that the black people (all 10% of us)…specifically greeks…are allowed to do something on campus my black ass has class.
Eff Student Government! As much as tuition as I pay…I have YET to see a free pen, shirt, cup, frisbee, notebook, etc. etc. in my room. smh!
Eff me for spending my laundry money on icecream….the devil…tsk
ON A HAPPY NOTE!
I am doing the HeartWalk <3 tomorrow with my dogson Simba!!
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Eff this stupid cold that I have had for a week. I haven’t been able to function at 100% for the whole entire week.
Eff stress! Stupid applications, classes and work!
Eff the weather! Pick a temperature and stick to it!
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Eff the guy for NEVER making the first move….why must I Always be the first to text/bbm/suggest that we get together!! Uuugh!! I HATE that!
Eff tall, dark and chubbsy for being ridiculously handsome and totally endearing and SO perfectly my type. But Eff me for not having anything to do on a Friday night (partially due to boosky…ass.)
Eff the yellow one and my male bff for reason 1 above (altho I wish the f.w.b would put it on me right now); speaking of which, eff wanting nothing more than to get it from the back by hell anyone at this moment, self-love is just not cutting it anymore (maybe cuz I usually just take the first nut *shrug*)
Eff not having a jumpoff in close proximity and eff liking the guy, cuz the sex will never be as good when you’re into him 8–> performance anxiety perhaps?
Eff not knowing what the whole @ and # thing is all about…those were requirements where I went to school (hey Slim ;-D)
Finally, eff having an exam that you should be studying for but you can’t print the formula sheet due to a printer with no ink and a cheap (but awesome Daddy) who won’t buy more…oh and due to being backed and unable to concentrate as aforementioned….>_>
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!! <_<
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