Eff ‘Em Friday
We almost effin’ forgot to write this.
Slim Jackson
Eff my car insurance company for canceling my policy even though I paid the stupid fee at the DMV that was apparently holding up my renewal. Eff the DMV for being slow to process anything. Eff Massachusetts for all it’s rules and restrictions for drivers. May a dagger pierce its liver.
Eff my favorite tv shows in advance for coming back and decreasing my productivity before they’ve even aired. I see you Lost and 24. I love you, but eff you.
Eff late night calf and foot cramps. Nothing beats waking up at 330am writhing in pain and screaming into a pillow in agony. I’d rather have my foot tickled with a thousand feathers.
Miss Jenkins
Eff being back in school.
Eff having my mornings free, which gives me too much time to do everything else but my school work.
Eff new routines.
Eff the parking agent that gave me my first ticket of the new year. No more, I say!
Seattle Washington
Eff the cold. As soon as I can, I’m setting up shop in Miami or San Diego.
Eff side hustles. I love to work and this project is incredible, but damn, do we have to get together at 6:15am? I barely get up at 8 (ish) for work! Hopefully all this will pay off. Blam!
Eff a lot of things I can’t blatantly eff because as I’ve learned lately, that shit can come back to bite you in the ass. So eff that. Ambiguous enough for you?
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Awe! This my first time effin
Eff a**holes that have been saying ignorant things about the recent disaster in Haiti!
Eff me looking so good in my new Siwy jeans (& feeling so comfortable) that I went and bought three more pair (different washes).
Eff this ole’ dude for being so fine and charming.
Eff getting sucked back into American Idol.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:31 am
ooooooooo Siwy, thats the brand Estelle wears right? I’m all into jeans again…slim fit…fit fit fit!!!
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Eff the fact that I care about someone and Im too scared to tell them!!
Eff the fact I finally finished my PsyD Application and I have to worry about if I get into the school now!!!
And Most Importantly…Eff The Fact that I still Don’t Have A ***JOB***!!!
That is all Eff Away My Godd Ppl!!! xoxoxo
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Coq-uetish Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Girl…that first one knocked me over
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Eff the liquor store round the corner cuz they don’t sell steel reserve(yes I’m a chick and yes I drink beer) who doesn’t sell 211???
Eff my attitude! maybe if I didn’t look like a video vixen, but open my mouth and morph into a gangsta rapper I might have a boyfriend!
Eff kissing. Sorry fellas, but I can suck the chrome off your pipe, better than I french kiss (sad but true) but hey we can always practice the kissing part right?
@MZ GOOD HEART :
And Most Importantly…Eff The Fact that I still Don’t Have A ***JOB***!!!—> cuz I don’t have one yet either
Eff the check out lady for shoving my half gallon of milk into a plastic bag with holes in the bottom of it!
Eff the half gallon of milk for leaking all on the floor (backseat of my car) on the way home
Eff the fact my car smells like milk a week later and I cleaned it with carpet stuff
Eff this store in the mall that doesn’t have the size jeans that I wanted
Eff my short legs, they are damn sexy.. but I’m tired of cuffing my pants under so I don’t trip on them
Eff this dude tryna holla at me, blowing up my fone all day n then when he get off work don’t ever call or text..
Eff my lap top, cuz it keeps randomly turning off
Eff my old roomate and her black tar self, just cuz she had long hair she thought she was cute. Yea I stay witt a tight weave, but I’m light skin so you loose. (lol) sowwiee burnt black girls around the world.
Eff the lady who did my nails all bangin, and decided she was goin back to the Philippines.
Eff this chick who don’t ever wanna kick it in person, but wanna call, text n e-mail! bitch I ain’t ya therapist
Eff the new auto zone that I thought during construction was gonna be a checkers.
Eff my motorola blue tooth I got off ebay that I lost three or more times and stopped working after a couple weeks.
Eff the dude who always asks me to go to movies that he’s already seen with atleast two other chicks and falls asleep.
Eff high shipping rates for online orders
sigh. that felt good.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 6:48 am
*woo sah*
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Wow.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Damn girl. You eff hard. I like it. Pause.
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
no pause!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Java'd the f*ck up Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Weave + Lightskin = “Dat nuh mek it”
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 9:54 am
I’m sorry. I know we all need to vent, but
“Eff my old roommate and her black tar self, just cuz she had long hair she thought she was cute. Yea I stay witt a tight weave, but I’m light skin so you loose. (lol) sowwiee burnt black girls around the world.”
^^THIS is unacceptable.
There is a difference between burnt and Cajun flavored. But you have to have an experienced tongue to savor such refined taste.
So you say you are a video vixen, I’ll take you word for it and assume you are a dime. You = bad. But the only thing you have to say bad about your girl was that she was dark. So you concur with her that her features are on level with your “video model” quality features and she is no Fantasia. So your friend automatically has more pull than you… off rip. Look at how rare she is? Good hair, dime features with the dark skin. That is not something you see everyday or even every month. Supply and Demand.
This is why I only trust the opinion of bi-curious girls or full out lez. Just b/c you rubbed your own doesn’t mean you know what a good one is…
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Java'd the f*ck up Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:04 am
“This is why I only trust the opinion of bi-curious girls or full out lez. Just b/c you rubbed your own doesn’t mean you know what a good one is…”
Mr. Cheekz…I return your first co-signage of the year by in kind giving you my first co-sign of the year.
It’s hard makin this dark skin look good. Take it from my fine dark ass.
Weave + Lightskin = “Dat nuh mek it”
Badman nuh pleh pause
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:59 am
thank you sir I will honor and protect your co-sign as if it were my own.
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
“That is not something you see everyday or even every month. Supply and Demand.”
More like Supply and what women think guys Demand.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Looks like we’re due for another black-folks-and-their-complexion-and-hair-issues post…
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Nikki Aimee Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I think you’re correct, Ms. Jenkins.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:33 am
All I could think of while reading these Eff’s was the movie Pretty Woman……
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Streetztalk Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:58 am
2 things
1. #youmad?
2. Light Skin Weaved up Might dont make it.
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Reecie Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
*dead*
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Ay Slim, if you stand up — the pain ceases… instead of just writhing in pain as your muscle cramps for no good reason.
Eff these new baggage fees. I try only to fly Southwest, and I haven’t had to pay a baggage fee in close to a year (and I was reimbursed for said fee) but dammit. It’s wrong.
Eff wacky ass friends.
Ahh… that’s all I got. It was a good week.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 8:50 am
I never thought about standing because there’s always been too much pain distracting me.lol.
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ASmith Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 8:52 am
I never thought to do it either until my mom told me. Sometimes, I trip myself up in my sheets trying to scramble to stand up before the pain becomes to intense to move (er…to much?), but… yeah… it works.
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Peyso Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:33 am
Also, try to get to cold floor. It relaxes the muscle
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Yup standing does work…I get those cramps from time to time cause I do a lot of walking…after the initial shock of the pain I’ll massage my leg then get up..feels like I’m learning to walk for the first time :S
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Eff all the idiots at this institution that don’t know how to do simple ish like restart their computer or change their passwords..Wasting my damn time!
Eff the fact all my favorite TV are coming back after I finally got back in to grinding mode… btw House and 24 I’m about to be completely unproductive
Eff younger sibs always wanting to borrow ish…Yes, I’m fresh, take notes and hit the store like I did!
Eff myself for getting paid today…and already knowing where all the money is going to. At least I get paid weekly *kanyeshrug*
Loving Three Ways being back, keep it coming (pause)!!!
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Eff my part time job for cutting my hours and failing to tell me. Way to have me racing over there only to find out I’m not on the schedule all week. A phone call would have been nice.
Eff my winter boo for living in DC while I’m here in Jersey. Its worse than being full on single, how is a girl supposed to get some loving from 3 states away?
Eff my best friend for having a live-in winter boo. I’m tired of hearing every sentence start with something cute that he did.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 9:25 am
Might wanna holler at that “toy” that can be plugged into a usb slot and controlled remotely/from elsewhere…
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
“toy” that can be plugged into a usb slot
lmao
But really though… That would be actually a great idea… How many people sex themselves over the net with live-videos? hmmm… I see a hustle… You get the design going… I’ll write the Mac and Windows drivers… Get money! lol
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 16th, 2010 at 1:19 am
We interupt your comment for a Cherry teaching moment:
I’m sorry to disappoint but you’re too late to “get money”. Several products of the type you describe are already on the market. There are tons of sites and products. If you want some general info just Google or Wiki “teledildonics”or “cyberdildonics” (YES, they have the nerve to come up with a fancy sounding name).
we now return to your regularly scheduled blogging
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First and foremost, EFF THREEWAYS FOR NOT LETTING ME KNOW THEY WAS BACK ON THE NET IN 2010!
Second, EFF people who have KNOWLEDGE but yet choose not to gain UNDERSTANDING so they can then begin to OVERSTAND (if its too deep, sleep on it)!
Lastly, EFF anyone who hasn’t attempted to reach out and try to uplift our Haitian Brethren and Sistaz; and EFF you if you have anything negative to say about their situation.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Hmm, sounds like you need to subscribe to the site. We sent out a couple emails saying we were coming back. Top right of the page, drop your email, and we’ll never forget you again. I promise
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Or check us on Twitter! Glad you made it back
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Java'd the f*ck up Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Eff him.
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Eff my new doc-prescribed high protein diet for having me looking crazy at work drinking Muscle Milk and eating turkey jerky all day.
Eff Judge Mathis for distracting me from my work today. I…must…concentrate.
Eff my friend for being so cryptic; girl i cannot read minds, if you got something to say, just say it!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Turkey jerky? Is it good? I need more protein in my diet, now that I’m hitting the gym…I think. *looks around* Where’s Peyso?
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Lisa Marie Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:37 am
turkey jerky is pretty good and surprisingly low cal and low fat.
@peyso, i’m on travel out of state 4-5 days out the week for work so it’d prolly be pretty hard to mix whey protein with things during the week. i’ll give it a shot on the weekends though. any other suggestions?
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Peyso Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
It depends on why you’re on this diet. If you’re trying to gain weight, Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches will do the trick. Also, try game meat. Venison(sp?), elk, buffalo and ostrich are all high in protein. I personally recommend elk.
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I personally recommend elk.
Cuz elk is available at your local Kroger or Walmart between the ground turkey and steaks? lol Short of taking a helicopter ride with Sarah Palin, where would one find elk meat?
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Streetztalk Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
*MUERTO*
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Peyso Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Online, or have a connect in Oregon
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
“I need more protein in my diet…”
Sometimes you make it too easy for me…
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
How did I know you’d jump all over this?!! LOL..you never fail to disappoint, lol
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Peyso Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:35 am
Mix in whey protein w/ random things (eggs, pancakes, ) you’ll never know the difference
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Eff people at work for asking you to do ish and then doing it themselves. I always do what you ask and I do it well, thus proving myself trustworthy. So WHY in the sam hill did you ask me to coordinate lunch and then send an e-mail asking everyone if they wanted pizza?! If you wanted pizza that’s all you had to say…too bad we’re doing sandwiches anyway cause I ordered them BEFORE you suggested pizza. Fool…
Eff incompetent managers. I should not get stressed about my boss talking to a client for fear they will say something stupid. Being white and male and being able to BS your way through life may have worked for you in the past, but we still in a recession – I’m a need you to pull an intelligent, informed comment from somewhere before we’re all out of a job!
Eff being in limbo with the guy I like. He’s long distance and we’re trying to be friends first type thing. But yeah, I want him something serious and will have to hold myself back next time I see him.
On that note, eff 13 months of no nookie. It makes for a clear mind, but…whew!! Watching the men lift weights in the gym is a drool-inducing occurence for me right now…
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Eff peeps for attempting to get me back on twitter..no, means no. Yea my life is exciting but please allow me to live it, productively, the way I want to sans twitter.
Eff my phone company you bastards need to take a crash course in customer relations, stop worrying about expanding your network and kiss my a—hhahahassss..expand on that! *finger snaps*
Eff the fact that I may be going from corporate to Jansport in a few months, back to the future? Back to broke.
Also Eff the fact that Latin rhythms are starting to make a comeback on my ipod
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Eff Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson for being insensitive pricks as usual, but specifically assholific this go round. Limbaugh needs to just have a heart attack already with his fat ass and live through it with permanent nerve damage to his brain that inhibits his mouth from ever speaking again… Okay that’s harsh but it’s Eff Em Friday. If not here, then where?
Eff tears for coming out of nowhere when I think I have everything under control… And Eff loneliness for inviting them. =(
Eff 3 days of constant rain for messing up my hair, making me sad, and closing every major road in San Antonio.
Eff my job, I’m outchea in 2.5 months and I plan to get the ‘itis in about a month and stop doing work altogether, but starting now, I’m not doing a damn thing on Fridays. Eff it.
Happy birthday, Dr. King!! =D
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Eff the fact that whenever I’m w/ the SO, I spend all the moneys. She’s spending money too but I’m broke.
Eff these law schools. I’m gettin rejections out the ying yang but I got acceptances too, so its all good.
Eff the fact that I’m broke, even though I have a fulltime job.
Eff my landlord. Not only is my building in foreclosure but my apt is cold, my oven doesnt work, the rod in my closet is broken and the mirror is missing in the bathroom.
Eff the fact that I dont have enough time in the day to actually give thanks equal to the amount of blessing I’ve received.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Dude, I feel your pain. It’s inevitable. Even if we stayed in the house, I think my money would magically evaporate from my bank account.
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Eff going out last night and getting smashed and coming into work an hour late today…still drunk…eff it…but i had a blast celebrating my 24th bday last night!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:36 am
24 is a good age…
Shout out to the fellow Capricorns and everyone else whose parents got busy and reckless in the month of April.
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BlueFlame Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I hope 24 is good bc 23 was some bull sh*t!
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Eff all the orgs founded in January. Yall need more Calendars
Happy founders day Sorors!
Eff Pat Robertson. If you know what deals the devil makes u must be the Devils weed carrier at least
Eff natural disasters and anyone who doesn’t support Haiti
Eff exes who still aint over ish. Let me not go in…lol
Cheers!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Java'd the f*ck up Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Fall semester founded orgs get it poppin!
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
!!!Happy Founders Day Soror!!!
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Streetztalk Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
#fail im a man baby…
lmao
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
#epicfail and also why I should stop thirsty thursdays because they spill into my fridays lol
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man… I got some effs that I can’t even let out on the internets. i JUST say Eff people not living up to the ‘pillowtalk’
Eff Hair stylist. LMAO! Mystical is home from his time in jail. Y’all better keep your hands off his money. LOL. “Y’all Keep Bumpin Me Against the Wall!” LOL!
Eff Pat Robertson. How could my ancestors make a deal with the devil when it was the devil that enslaved them. Yahoo had a great article on why Haiti is so hazardous.
Eff my bday. Tuesday I got older… way older. The past two years I had pretty strong parties, so this year I wanted to keep it small. Just a nice dinner @ my favorite steakhouse. Peter Luger’s. Not Ruth Chris. Now Luger’s is real expensive, so I’ll accept any other steak house, just not Ruth Chris. I know you like Ruth Chris wifey, but its my birthday so please, no. Guess where we went?! Now I was a good sport about it.. but come on!
Than the worse news: The worst day in the history of my homeland happend on my born day. I grew up with nothing but Haitians, so everybody at my dinner party was on the phone trying to reach family.
Eff my selfishness: The night ended with some pretty good birthday whops, but it was hard to concentrate with those images on CNN of people that look JUST LIKE YOU … I know I’m a horrible person, but it was my birthday
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Eff being overqualified for my job. I feel like a grown ass man sitting @ the kids table for Christmas dinner.
Eff God’s lump of coal in humanity’s stocking known as “SoWhatiff Jenkins”
Eff the person w/ the twitter account “mollymshepard”. All my twitter heads, go check her page…resist the urge to attempt punching her through your pc/phone screen
Eff CNN, Pat Roberts and Rush Limpbaugh
Eff my mailman for not dropping off my mail for 2 weeks because there’s too much snow in my yard. What happened to “thru rain, sleet and SNOW”? He better pray I don’t see him in the streets.
Eff being given stupid assignments to do and being told you’re “paying dues”. I mean sh*t, if I’m paying dues, why don’t I just write you a f*ckin check and I’ll go back to doing nothing at my PC…
Eff people that waste my time on things THEY think are funny. Did I really stop what I was doing to walk over there to see THAT? You make my day that much harder to deal with buddy. Kill yourself. And how the hell did you invade my Gchat? $%@&*$^@$#$!!!!
Eff being ambitious and staying in the states instead of moving back home. It’s 75 degrees right now around the way. What the hell is my problem??
I’m bout to go shoot dice w/ Gov. Paterson’s son. TRIPS BITCHES!!!
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Ooh! My 2nd time commenting on this site and I get to eff?? Yesss! Okay but before I start, I’d like to cosign: “Eff a lot of things I can’t blatantly eff because as I’ve learned lately, that shit can come back to bite you in the ass. So eff that. Ambiguous enough for you?”
Eff me for not having an iPhone and paying the price for an iTouch that’s the same as the iPhone.
Eff school for starting. I wanna work full-time FOREVER (and I mean it)
Eff being single. I need to spoil someone other than myself, my friends and family. I’m tryna boo-cake it
Eff not subscribing to this site like I did for SBM. I’m making that happen…as soon as I figure that out…O_O
Eff Albany for being cold and wack and away from my dearest friends.
Eff not having a banging job. I’d like to first ENJOY my job then work full-time.
Eff being 20… Eff not having my license yet and eff not being able to Buy My Own Bottle
Eff not knowing I could eff anything I want on Fridays on this site *shakes fist at you three* there are three ways to take it. Who’s volunteering for #1??
Okay. I’ve effed enough. Thank you all! #sukishrug
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I’m from Albany. What part you living in? (Yes, there are parts)
To subscribe, click the big orange button at the top of the page on the right side or drop your email in the “get blog posts via email” section, click, then verify. You’ll be rocking and ready to go.
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Streetztalk Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
LOLOLOLOL ur hilarious.. effin hilarious!
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Sue Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
So… can we eff more than once today? No pun intended people. Dirty minds be gone!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
You can eff as much as you’d like.
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Sue Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
#sukishrug Yesss! #fistpump
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Sue Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Hmm O_O (I’m what you’d call “new” to these parts)
How can I put this? I live 5 min from UA so it’s like smack dab in the middle of the “real” Albany. Not Guilderland. Not Troy. Not even Colonie and Latham. Kaput. There. I can describe what I live around though. ^_^
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Eff being the working poor. I work 60+ hours a week, get paid for 40 and still have no money. Sometimes those four years of college seem pointless.
Eff the Rushs and Pats of the world. I had one call for an exclusive interview. I’m sorry, but I don’t report ignorance.
Eff me for living so far from my bff. His country is in turmoil and I can’t be there in person to comfort.
Eff sleepless nights. I’m running on about five hours of sleep. I need a good eight to function.
And eff ignorant comments from people so insecure with their skin tone they feel the need to try to bring others down, i.e. “black tar self,” and “burnt black girls.” Be ashamed and do better.
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Totally agree with your first eff’em!!!
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miss jess Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
and i agree with your last eff
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All ya’ll got me over here lmao. That was my 1st Effin Friday and I’d say it went well
@Slim #NOPAUSE you like the way I Eff? 
I can dig it!
@CHeeKZ Cajun Flavor*lmao logs off the internet*
OMG I was teasing with the dark/light skin comment (for the most part)
yes I used to have a dark skin roomate with long back length hair. Yes, I am light skin with shoulder length hair. Black is beautiful in all shades, It was just fun to make fun of her! because she didn’t like me thinking I THOUGHT I was better and she was insecure with herself, when I just didn’t like her because she was wack lol she had the skin complex.. besides after a summer on the west coast I am a lovely carmel brown banger of deliciousness.
Eff ya’ll for tryna come for me with my light skin/dark skin complex comment. it was a joke.. I read the site ok I kid I kid be nice and hug me NOW!
@ASH I like your Effs
I have a few more! Like to hear em’ here dey goooo
Eff my Dentist office for them telling me the first available apt is in MARCH. where dey do dat at?! lol
Eff MAC Cosmetics, $50 for a foundation brush that I’ve used 3 x’s smh.
Eff MD 20/20 for not having my favorite flavor
Eff the gas station down the street, they suppose to close at 10 p.m. and 9:45 it be dark and closed.
Eff Victoria’s Secret for not have the VIP robe with the pink bling, when I went to get it.
annnndddd
Eff the gym who’d start-up fee was free until jan 10th and I missed it. I was tryna get my Kanye work out plan on in time for the summer..
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Peyso Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
MD 20/20 – my kind of girl
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
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Reecie Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
why the eff you still drinking MD 20/20 ? LOL please tell me you are not over the age 22. I kid. but I’m serious.
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
LOL yes I am over 22, but I’ve always drank the hard stuff bacardi 151, 99 apples, vodka’s, hennesy anything over 100 proof etc. so for this new yr. i’ve been trying light stuff like moscato, pinot g, m/d, I’m tryna tone it down lol don’t judge me!!
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Reecie Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
99 apples isn’t hard either, but I hear you. LOL yea Moscato is dessert wine, real light and sweet. but MD is so corner store let somebody buy this for me cuz I’m underage. like Cisco. sorry I had a youthful flashback. was drinking Mad Dog in my teens. clearly I’m old. LOL
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Eff the weather for being consistently cold this week.
Eff last week Friday for the BS that blossomed exactly at 4:30 pm when a brother is trying to leave!
Eff Corporate America and the non-stop politics and garbage
Eff Mark McGwire for stating the obvious this week and crying about it. “….There is no cry in baseball, You know better Mark” (Jose Canseco’s reaction to Mark callin him a liar with a twist of ‘A League of Their Own’)
Eff the fat drug addict with a radio station. I honestly wish he had not survived that heart attack he suffered a few weeks back. His comments on Haiti are just crazy and disturbing at a time a disaster. I don’t wish death upon people but Lord just do us this one favor…SHUT HIM UP!
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ASmith Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Eff the fat drug addict with a radio station. I honestly wish he had not survived that heart attack he suffered a few weeks back. I don’t wish death upon people but Lord just do us this one favor…SHUT HIM UP!
Preach that truth.
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Oh and Eff Seattle for complain about gettin into work at 6:15am…HAHAHAHA…I was hating when you told me you get up at 8am for work…FEEELLL THE PAIN!!!
LMAO
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Eff you BBW! And don’t you worry, since you like the morning so much I’ll make sure your shoot time is nice and early!
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Eff the fact that I have to leave my island paradise this Sunday to return to the States….
Eff that I am returning to the States for job interviews not a concrete job….
Eff Capital One for threatening to repo my car…I live in the A, you will not take my car!
Eff the boo, for getting a boo while I have been away and not even having the decency to tell me but I find out from a relationship change on FB…
Eff the fact that as soon as I return to the States I am gonna have to act ignorant on the aforementioned boo
AND, Eff anyone who has the nerve to ask me for legal help knowing good & damn well I am unemployed and not offering to pay for my services…
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Toni Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Don’t you just hate getting important info from Facebook?
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Yo. I know people who used to have Captial One… I heard one shouldn’t mess with them… “mess with them” as in never use them… The situations people I know been in with them for doing what they’re asked/supposed to do is off the wall… I would close that account ASAP OR build a time machine and stop myself from opening an account with them… the later may end up being cheaper.
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Eff the fact that I have 2 hrs 28 min 30, 29, 28 seconds to go until I leave this place
Eff 270
Eff the fact that my portable boo AND showerhead broke AND Mr Mister is way the fuggg in Texas for a friggin week, imma be one irritable snitch azz snitch til he gets back…dammit i got a headache!
Eff this one particular woman who has not yet learned the one stall apart rule…Jesus take the wheel!
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Eff this one particular woman who has not yet learned the one stall apart rule…
Hold up wait… So you’re saying that women have that rule too?!?!?! Woah… I mean… I thought it was a urinal -specific rule.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Yessir, lol. We have that rule, too. I will detour if I see her..it’s like she’s playing follow the leader. I can understand if there were no stalls available BUT dayum!! I swear she tries to follow me into the same stall!
Take your tail down the other end with all the grunting…ugghhh!
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MeteorMan Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
lmao. I never truly understood women’s application of the buddy-system when going to the bathroom. I guess it a place to talk, but what about when you’re going to grunt? lol
“Yo, homie. I’m about to take a piss. Come with…” *gives dude the ‘I wish a mofo would’ look* lol
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Eff a lot of things I can’t blatantly eff because as I’ve learned lately, that shit can come back to bite you in the ass. So eff that. Ambiguous enough for you?
EFFIN’ CO-SIGN!
Eff UPS for not securely sticking the “we missed you” notice to my door. I found that ish two houses over in mixed with some leaves in their yard. I’m glad I randomly decided to see if my stuff had shipped yet.
Eff being unemployed and actually eff unemployment… There’s a good chance I might get this job, but it’s temporary and if I take it I might loose out on my unemployment and then have no effin safety net until I find a new full-time gig. The unemployment people can’t tell me if I’ll loose my benefits even if I haven’t returned to work full-time. The people hiring say I could apply to get the job permanently but they can’t promise me anything and the job could last for 4 weeks or 4 months… I feel damed if I do and damned if I don’t.
Eff retail therapy… it doesn’t not work if you don’t have the loot to enjoy it!
Eff eatting healthy… since I’m not working I officially live in the gym. I cheated and hit up 5 Guys like three times last week (yeah I failed on the diet front but I can’t help it… a salad was just not cutting it post-workout) I weighed in yesterday and was right on target. I’m not saying I’m gonna make it habit but I no longer feel guilty saying eff it and eating what I want some days
Eff the trainers at my gym for clowning me for being there everyday and not getting paid for it… SO!?!?
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Omg yea ya UPS is a lil worse than my fed ex.
eff my fed ex dude who hops out the truck, leaves my packages out front on the step and chucks the deuces. like, he don’t even ring the bell, hrs. later when I decide to go out there’s (thankfully) my packages. surprised no one has taken them or they didn’t blow down the street yet either
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Do we live on the same street? LOL
I was expecting a package one day…was home downstairs aaallll day. When I’m home (in the summer) I leave the main door open and just have the storm open (but locked). 4 o’clock came, 5 o’clock came, 6 came..no damn package, so I log on and track it…this MOFO had THE NERVE to put that he tried to deliver it a 5:45 but there were no adults to sign for the package…AIN’T NO KIDS at my house!!!! He was one mad sonbuck when they made him come back and deliver it a 8 pm, lol
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I support eating what you want (or just about) and working it off later…Plus 5 guys is mad good.
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Streetztalk Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Pause
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 16th, 2010 at 12:55 am
*tips hat* well played
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man, i have a lot to be thankful for these days [all my family in Haiti is accounted for, thank God], but gyat-dammit there’s still some things i wanna eff:
eff Rush Limbaugh & Pat Robertson. there’s a special place in hell reserved for them. and i don’t even think the Devil wants to be associated with them.
eff my homie who’s been hitting me up for a ride to work the past three days, and each day i tell her that my car is in the shop, yet she still asks for a ride. trick please! get on the bus!
eff Jay Leno & NBC. Team Conan all day, er’day.
eff any rapper who has rapped over the Exhibit C instrumental. just…please. ion’t care how nice you are. Just Blaze said it best — #exhibitstop.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
yo.yo.yo.yo….
Can we talk about this? Can we sit down and have a real conversation about this?
Is that beat really untouchable? Is Jay really the beast rapper since Nas? Is Exhibit C really the best rap record since Poet Laureate II? The song is not even new, I had the unmixed version on my OLD ipod.
I love when an underground MC gets the support but the thing that I love about the underground was the real authenticity. When we; over hype a negro are we any better than lil wayne fans? Shout out to Enuff for playing a real hip hop record…
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Eff all of a sudden getting a gazillion projects in one week.
Eff the fact that every time my awesomeness shows, the universe immediately throws some BS as an attempt to balance itself… wtf is that about?!?!?!
Eff the fact that I put my damn family on a verizon FAMILY plan… I knew better, people told me not to, just had to see it for myself I guess… *sigh*
Eff the fact that went I was trying to do some through text Haiti support, verizon promptly reminded me that I blocked premium messaging two years ago… Now I have to undo, then redo…
Eff pregnancy scares… Drove me to ask “Are you sure IT came?!?!” ol’ girl wasn’t amused…
Eff greedy mofos! Dude call himself suing me for a car accident from a year ago. That’s why your arse is under investigation for insurance fraud from your own insurance company. All that just for some change (that’s not even chunk)… stupid…
Eff pay freezes! This recession is pissing me off…
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Baby Girl 007 Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
“Eff the fact that every time my awesomeness shows, the universe immediately throws some BS as an attempt to balance itself… wtf is that about?!?!?!”
awww don’t trip(let that awesomeness shine!!)
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I just have one eff.
Eff folks who can’t say “excuse me” when trying to get past people. That old-walking-with-a-cane grouch of a lady on the train yesterday. We were all waiting outside for the doors to open so we can all scramble in like a flock of sheep and she proceeds to curse and groan about it not being open yet. She asks someonet open it and then after waiting like FIVE SECONDS, she loses patience and pushes through the crowd of people to try to yank open the doors manually (which, I thought was hilarious…I died laughing). But anyhow, she didn’t push me, but I was mad for the other folks next to me. She nearly knocked over this nice sweet lady who may have been just a bit younger than her. One lady was like, “I didn’t hear ONE “excuse me”.” I’m like “Word”. But yeah, I respect my elders and ish, but don’t push me*. lol
*Disclaimer: I’m not promoting violence. I’m aware that MLK Jr Day is Monday. Peace unto yo peoples.
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Sue Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
OMG! I had an “excuse me” episode today! This lady thought my friend & I could telepathically FEEL her excuse me that she was thinking. Yeah, STAND IN FRONT OF US looking like O_O (thinking, “Hmm, maybe they can read minds and move out my way”). Why I oughta…*shakes fist* I was sooo upset. But goosfarba, woosah. I can’t take rude people.
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Hmm, so it’s never too late to eff. In all aspects of the word too. So here I go:
Eff being Lactose Intolerant. I love ice cream. I love(d) milk. I love cream cheese. I love dairy products. I’ll be damned if my body won’t take it. Consequences later thank you.
Eff public transportation. Undependable bastards. (Sorry if you’re a bus operator. No offense but you’re either too early or too late. Can’t we find somewhere in the middle to compromise?)
Eff minimum wage. If I ever go back to making that, I’m suing.
Eff swimming, rollerblading, horseback riding and ice skating. Things I always wanted to do but never got the chance. So I shall commence on the hating towards you lucky ones. >_<
Eff not coming up with those (NOW) brilliant inventions (i.e. ShamWOW, that hair buffer away-er that you rub on your legs to make it smooth, etc). I could be RICH right now.
Eff all those get-rich-quick schemes that fail. Not that I'm a victim. But eff em!
Eff not having the upper body strength of those girls in Jeremih's Raindrops video. If you saw this, you know what I’m talking about.
Eff cold weather. My knees start acting up and out and I’m forced to “relax”. Boo!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
“Eff not having the upper body strength of those girls in Jeremih’s Raindrops video.”
never give up on your dreams… if it something you really want.. chase your goals. Just let me watch…
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Sue Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
=D I actually giggled out loud. Ha! #comedy. I feel like that strip aerobics class is going to be NWTBF in Albany. Almost impossible.
So yea Eff that too!
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I’m so excited, I love this site and SBM for that matter, and this is my first EFF. LOL!
Eff passive aggressive people! Airing ish out on FB instead of talking to me yourself is just plain wack! #epicfail
Eff it being 4pm and still having 4 hours before my work day is over!! UGH!
Eff pretending like you have work to do, when all your work is done! LOL!
Eff my boo for going to Detroit (it’s soo cold in the D), instead of staying here with me! BOO! lol!
@babygirl 007, I would join the bandwagon and jump on you for those funky a$$ color complex comments but this Chocolate Cutie is just gonna let that go. But Eff all that self hatred, it’s 2010 people. WAKE UP!!!
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JEMSSTAR Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Oh sorry one more EFF!
EFF you if you haven’t given support to help Haiti.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Eff passive aggressive people! Airing ish out on FB instead of talking to me yourself is just plain wack! #epicfail
Thank you for that.
2010 the year of direct communication…stop hiding behind yo mobile.thanks.
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EFF BOSTON. this city is so dreary and dark. i think i’d attempt suicide if i lived here. seriously.
EFF people with casts. try cuddling with a boo who has a cast arm, no lotion will ever make my skin smooth again.
EFF the cold. bye.
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Eff that I’m under investigation and I cant rep my lovely Sorority, ALPHA KAPPA ALPHA, on it’s founder’s day! But, I didn’t care and I was perfect in my pink and great in my green. I gave an ear piercing Skee Wee and will be partying with my Sorors tonight! 102 years strong!
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Eff me for forgetting all about Eff ‘Em Fridays!
Eff these 101 comments. I’m not about to read thru all of this….
Eff Rush, Pat, and those who think like them or follow them. May a thousand plagues fall onto your house!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Girl you should….they funny!
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Ooh! My 2nd time commenting on this site and I get to eff?? Yesss! Okay before I start, I cosign “Eff a lot of things I can’t blatantly eff because as I’ve learned lately, that shit can come back to bite you in the ass. So eff that. Ambiguous enough for you?”
Eff me not having an iPhone and paying the price for an itouch that’s the same as the phone
Eff school for starting. I wanna work fulltime FOREVER (and I mean it)ff’Sff being single. I need to spoil someone other than myself, my friends and family. I’m tryna boo-cake it
Eff not subscribing to this site like I did SBM. I’m making that happen…soon as I figure It out
Eff Albany for being cold and wack and away from my dearest friends
Eff not having a banging job. I’d like to first ENJOY my job then work fulltime
Eff being 20… Eff not having my license yet and eff not being able to Buy My Own Bottle
Eff not knowing I could eff anything I want on Friday on this post *shakes fist at you three* there are three ways to take it. Who’s volunteering for #1??
Okay. I’ve effed enough. Thank you all!
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Okay disregard this second comment. -_- my ipod did it…
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Eff Young cousins who leave you messages that say “im just getting to voicemails and ish…i’ll hit you up later” and then they dont! They need to learn to be more punctual and remain in contact with their family.
Eff ‘Em with a cattle rod!
No Pause!
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