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Eff ‘Em Friday
Eff the intro.
Slim Jackson
Eff the fact that I walked carefully in the snow this week and still managed to get those water lines on one of my shoes. This happens to one pair of shoes every year without fail no matter what I do.
Eff shady business professionals. Does anybody have ethics anymore?
Eff Martha Coakley for running one of the laziest campaigns in history.
Eff the fact I’ve been waking up extra sleepy every morning for the last week. No matter what time I go to bed, I wake up equally as sleepy. Grrr!
Seattle Washington
Eff miscommunication. It unnecessarily messes things up and at the end of it all – it’s just going to be your fault. In this case, “your” means “me.”
Eff the lethargy. I don’t know if it’s the water in the apartment, but I’ve been just as tired and lazy as my counterpart above. Oh wait, I know – it’s because I got less than 8 hours of sleep last weekend, worked more than 28 hours in two days and made more trips around the Tri State and New England area than an overly ambitious drug courier. But y’know what? I loved every minute of it. And it don’t stop. And it don’t quit.
Eff Massachusetts and the Dems for dropping the ball. They really Charles Smith’ed this healthcare bill.
Eff not knowing the target. This is possibly the first time in my life where the bullseye is fuzzy and I’m not sure where I should be firing. I know the general vicinity, but I’m feeling around like a blindfolded kid looking for a pinata. If you don’t get my metaphors, I’ll be clear – I’m not sure of exactly what I want to do anymore. I do, however, know that I’m tired of my ideas being exploited and bastardized. Also tired of being a cog in the wheel. I’m beginning to get the feeling it may be time to do my own thing or, at the very least, be somewhere with a more independent spirit. And I’d like to get paid. Let’s not forget that.
The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele
Eff Martha Coakley and her campaign strategist. Yea, I know it’s been said twice, but I really want to drive the point home. If you can’t put together a good enough plan to beat a guy that posed buckie nekid in Cosmo and Scrooged his staff on their health care, just quit your day job. Oh well…back to pahkin cahs.
Eff Lake Effect weather. One day it’s warm, the next day it’s cold, then you have a cold. I’ve resorted to dropping two Alka Seltzer in my coffee now. Not.a.bad.buzz.
Eff Masschusetts. I had to come back to it. You gave Ted Kennedy’s seat to the naked guy in the pickup truck. The same guy that pimp his daughters out during his victory speech. Yea, that guy.
Jenkins, eff the ground you walk on so that it may in turn eff you. That’s a mothereff.
Miss Jenkins
Eff RCLS for clinging to me like spandex on a hot day.
Eff irrational people who put their emotions ahead of logic. Get your head out of your own ass for one moment and think.
Eff those fabulous margaritas I had tonight that are just now starting to catch up to me. Its going to be a rough morning. Ah well. I had fun.
Eff all day, eff all night,
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff the weather INDEED. I dunno whether to strip to the skivvies or wear all 3 jackets and 4 hoodies.
Eff the groundhog… Can we really depend on an animal that stays underground to tell people who are ABOVE their world (groundhog world) about weather? Get your asses back down there.
Eff quirky sayings that make me laugh when I’m in a bad mood like, “Go twiddle your thumbs!” lol tehehe.
Eff my mom’s 51 questions about how I make money. Legally! At least I’m not on the corner…(-_-)…
Eff cars AND their drivers when in crossing the street. Almost got my life taken away because they weren’t looking… So I gotta be your eyes now?!?
Eff clothing being worn to sleep…
Eff my laziness for not taking them off..
Eff people via E-world/Internet that seem popping… If I meet you bastards in public, I better be impressed!
Eff “puppy love” who’s the genius that said we gotta fall in love like puppies do? Human love isn’t good enough? Do puppies love that cutely? (is ‘cutely’ a real word? Check that please)
Eff having so much to eff. I’m loving every effing moment. I will always be a loyal effer from now on. Now, moving along…
Eff this cold, lonely, big full sized bed. I’m a cuffed by dreams lol…for now
Eff having more to eff but I’m saving it for later
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Eff me for still being awake. No matter what happens, I cannot get in the bed before 12. I may start drinking hot toddy’s every night around 8:30 so I can be asleep by 10.
Eff this week… the longest week ever. I’ve worked a total of 12 days in a row, including last weekend. I’m tired, but I have to keep on pushing…
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Sue Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:33 am
Yes. Keep it pushing. Pays off on the end… Literally. ^_^
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Eff you Satan! Get thee behind me… no, wait….
eff it.
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Eff funerals, especially when you have to go to work afterwards. Funerals are already emotionally draining. Then I have to work when really I just want to lay in my bed and cry about how life isn’t fair.
Eff me for not taking off from work. Those bamas don’t pay me enough to try to hustle back to the office. Ever the dilligent employee.
Eff liars. The truth will come out one day. Then I’m going to just sit back and laugh.
Eff sleep deprivation. It’s my own fault. I need to stop playing around and going to bed late when I have to get up early. Sunflower seeds can only keep you awake for so long.
Eff my doll addiction. I should not be contemplating how to skip paying something else so I can buy the latest one available. Yes, I collect Barbie dolls. Don’t judge me.
Happy weekend to all!
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Nikki Aimee Reply:
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 am
OMG! I collect Barbie’s too! Every since I was 13 years old. I even frequent barbiecollector.com and it’s forum but I don’t participate much.
Each Christmas I expect to receive the Holiday Barbie and if I don’t get one… I get slighty pissed.
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eff death. i just lost my grandmother and i feel like my hearts been ripped out. i know she’s in a better place but, sh*t still hurts.
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ASmith Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:36 am
Sorry about your loss, BlueFlame.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 am
I’m sorry for your loss *cyber hug*
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 am
Sorry for your loss love.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:25 am
My condolences. I wish you and your family the best.
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Eff this being a 4 day week that felt like a 5 day week.
Eff morning time.
Eff these lame-ass people who call themselves Democrats who are about to have their asses handed to them via a minority!
Eff politics
And….that’s all, till my day gets good and started.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:45 am
Amen about the 4 day week!! I was just thinking that
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Eff…270..this week has been like a rolling cop convention…I mean dayum…can I go 60 without sweating in fear of being pulled over…jeesh!
Eff feeling sluggish..I hate winter, my body goes into”oh hell naw” mode and stays there until spring
Eff that I still have 5 months to go…*sigh*, hurrup dangnabbit
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Eff working out and then working it out, sorry but my abs are too sore for me to perform that move tonight and my leg is about to cramp
Eff traffic, you make me sleepy no matter what time of the day it is
Eff chivalry, you have the same salary as me, pick up the check, but only 1/4th of the time, i need to keep my manhood
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Eff the fact that I ordered my couch TWO WEEKS ago and still haven’t received it. I feel like my money is just floating in the air, inaccessible to me, and I have nothing to show for it. EFF YO COUCH!
Eff having to have stayed at work til dang near 9pm the other night. I love my job and all, but if my boss ever says to me “you okay to stay here a bit longer?” as he’s leaving at 6pm, I’m gonna…
Eff not being able to be on gchat as much anymore. I actually have to call people at night, now, to keep in touch. sheesh.
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Slim there is a rain boot/cover thingy that you can slip on over your shoes; I forget the name.
Eff thats its my bday weekend and I really dont know what to do.
Eff that almost exactly 2 yrs ago, I met a certain blogger over potent margaritas that always catch up to you later.
Eff the fact that I cant be in NO w/ da good bruhz (I heard it was caaarrrraazzzy)
Eff Sprint for consistently sending me sh*tty phones.
Eff that English Bulldogs are so expensive and I cant find a relatively young one for adoption
Eff my landlord for generally being trash
Eff yo couch
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:06 am
So you saying I shouldn’t switch to Sprint, huh?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:10 am
Nobody should ever go to Sprint if they have a choice. I’ve never had them, but I’m just anti-Sprint.lol.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:37 am
lol…understood.
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Peyso Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:54 am
Sprint has great plans but I swear when they say refurbished phone its really just a cleaned up broken phone. Not fixed at all
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:10 am
Verizon does the same thing…I share your pain.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:40 am
On that one I’d blame the insurance company…Assurance or whatever the hell their name is…why do I pay insurance every month, but when time comes to replace the phone, the deductible costs more than getting a new BB Curve? C’mon son.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:32 am
*giggles*
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Kasey Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Happy Bday my fellow Aquarius! I have no clue what I am going to do for my bday weekend either…winter bdays suck sometimes.
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Eff this quiet office!
Eff this cold! I hate it when I try to suppress a cough in a very very quiet setting and I just end up choking on nothing. EFFFFFF!!!
Eff this headache!! If it wasn’t for me being allergic to Ibuprofen I would have handled it by now.
Eff me….I have yet to watch the last episode Bad Girls Club!
Eff….my sister decided to take time off and go to Haiti….I just pray for her safety.
Eff Breast Cancer!! I live to end you!! [R.I.P Auntie]
What the eff is a hybridization formula?
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Eff me. I would eff my boss but the fact is she’s been very reasonable thus far with my consistent tardiness. Now she’s putting her foot down and I probably shoulda never let it get this far. I’d hate to get fired before I get a chance to quit…
Eff the shitty housing market. The house next to mine in GA is on sale for $40k less than what I paid for mine, and it hasn’t even sold yet. #effemel
Eff me again for being attracted to so many married men at one time. Where did this come from and how do I make it stop?!? I gotta get outta this land of milk you can’t drink and honey you can’t eat (soldiers and doctors, and men with white coats atop their Army fatigues) before I scream!%@!$#!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:04 am
What’s the asking price?
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Eff street cleaning. I’m thankful to have a car in NYC but I hate wasting 1< hour per week dealing with parking.
Eff that all my best friends live OUTSIDE of NYC [mostly out of NY state]. I really do miss them and it's starting to wear on me.
Eff Sammy.
Eff The Situation.
Eff earthquakes.
Eff the Bronx. I got shatted on by birds TWICE in ONE day whilst there. Literally.
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Peyso Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
My eboo is so close. We will be reunited I swear!!!! lol
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Sandy Cheeks Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:17 am
“Eff earthquakes.”
DOUBLE EFF EARTHQUAKES! It took the Earth to move my people…and ever since my heart just can’t stop shaking. Ayiti Cherie <3
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Eff grad school and all its inhabitants.
Eff the conception of the Master/Ph.D dual program. This is truly cruel and evil.
Eff people that give unsolicited opinions. I don’t care that you think my locs make me look lazy. 1. I don’t care about your opinion. 2. Considering your patchwork weave and the hairline resembling the grill of a Hammerhead shark, I wouldn’t talk about my hair. Ok. bye.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
not a Hammerhead shark?!! LMAO…did you just say that for real?
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ASmith Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:38 am
I swear the people in grad school got me rethinking this whole go back to school thing. LOL. I ain’t met one person in grad school who’s encouraging about this.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
*dead* @patchwork weave!!! you crazy
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EFF FRIDAYS!!! EFF Fridays for no longer having a good feeling due to my job. WHY THE HELL is it the busiest day of the week. Eff the fact I have conference calls today from 10am-5pm straight.
EFF Sammi from The Jersey Shore for being a sneaky trick SMH. I tell you, you can’t trust’em as far as you can throw’em.
Eff the Democrats for having the jelly in their spine since the time it came to signing the infamous Health Care Bill a la ‘public option’. Well just being spineless period.
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Renee Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
She flirted with another man for 5 seconds like 6 months ago, its January and Ronny was freaking out, get over it. If it makes him feel better, he could track down the cop and beat him up too. Also how dumb is Ronny that he just figured this out in the finale, it was pretty obvious in the episode that she was flirting.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I think it was an accumulation of things. Plus homegirl is dramatic. All her antics made it seem like she was in the background of the 2 girls 1 cup video or something. They’ll be back loving each other right… about… now.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:27 pm
0_o
I can’t even understand the entertainment value people find in reality TV……
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
It’s cool to diss organized religion, but don’t you dare touch my TV man!
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Eff Jersey Shore for ending and making me wish for a sequel. At this point its better than Real World to me!
Eff these earthquakes and aftershocks in my country Haiti! Ayiti pah Tombe, bitches!!
Eff Tony Horton and the Beachbody fam. My body is in paiin. I better have a 6 pack you old 51+ yr old lookin better than me ole Jack lalane in the face ass nikka!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Jack lalane! Havent heard that name in a minute!
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Girl you haven’t seen his old tail on those commercials with the miracle juicer or whatever you call that juicing machine thingy he has?lol
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Nah, I don’t watch commercials. Last night, DVR saved my life. lol
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Eff the fact that it is Friday and I didn’t know it until I walked in my office in slacks and everyone else is rocking jeans…
**…how do you forget its Friday? SMH**
Eff people who think that they are cool as a fan with their off color remarks and such. It’s not funny and we don’t really like you…yeah truth hurts.
Eff over scheduling myself…graduate school has started and I am already behind due to the minis,their godmother, and my birthdays all being in the same week plus adding this 5:30 AM bootcamp 3Xs a week…
Eff it being my birthday weekend and I will not celebrate until March…
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ASmith Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Forgot it was Friday? Further proof this week was some bull!
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Eff co-workers that try to 1-up you or go behind your back. I know I look/come off nice but don’t test me.
Eff Texas for losing to Kansas State this week…i mean really! Now we must relinquish our number one spot (no Luda) to Kentucky. Boo!
Eff contacts! I’m wearing my glasses for life!
Eff Chief Webber for not being able to put the liquor down. I was really pulling for him.
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Eff LSAC… I SIGNED UP TO take my LSAT in Manhattan. I paid extra money to sign up late… why did you change my location to Staten Island. No one goes to Staten Island. That is not part of the tri-state area. And than when I told you that I would wait for June, you have the nerve to not refund my money for signing up late…
Eff NBA fans in China. Allen Iverson is not an All-Star anymore. You could make the argument he wasn’t one last year. I thought you people were supposed to be smart Bball fans. And I am convinced that the Stern screwed with the numbers to avoid the embarassment of TMac starting when he doesn’t even have a team. How was he on the ballot?! David Lee is getting done dirty…
Eff Jets Fans. I am pumped for this wknd’s game like any good New Yorker, but stop comparing yourself to the 07 Giants. Even if you reach that milestone, it wouldn’t have been as great of an accomplishment.
Eff Wacko Flacko Flame…. you should have died. Next time I won’t miss.
Eff those Dems. Look, I told you so. I knew all this support the Pres B.S. would bring trouble. The way I look at it, he HAD to have a low mark to his first term. Better it would be this and two Gov races than November. Black people need to learn from this leader, ADMIT YOUR MISTAKES AND LEARN FROM THEM. No finger pointing.
Eff Aftershocks. I hate having to worry everyday.
Eff Gangsta who make more money than me. What the hell is the point of going down the ‘right’ path when they are getting all the hoes? At this point, I think I would rather ball like they do and end up dead or in jail, but at least have the high of 6 months. I don’t know how they got that money they were throwing… but I don’t care. They had it and I didn’t.
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Peyso Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
That June test is a much better look. I think its at 12pm instead of 8am
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
thanks .. I feel better about having to take it now.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
What in the world is a “Wacko Flacko Flame”? o_O or do I even want to know?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:16 pm
wacka flocka flame..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waka_Flocka_Flame
A Gucci Mane protegee. He raps like he sounds. He was shot earlier this week. But despite my prayers, didn’t die. I can’t name a single Waka song… but he does tour with Travis Porter and they are… at least useful southern rappers.
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N.I.A. has Haiti on her mind.... Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
ALL DA WAY TURNT UP!!!! ALL DA WAY TURNT UP!!!
lol….
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Eff being on a budget, I’ve cut out shopping but lunch, dinner/happy hour with my girls cannot go.
Eff nightmares, I have been having the worse nightmares, scary shit, I wake up disturbed and literally afraid to go back to sleep.
Eff people who were sending those “Every time you send this text .25 cent gets sent to Haiti text” like really cheapo .25 cent.
Eff being too lazy to do my taxes I’m an accountant and I don’t even wanna do this shit, I’m really feeling Seattle on “not knowing the target”, this aint it…
Eff Kamber Rose on their full length Furs, yes we know your super rich but wearing fur is mad ignorant.
eff Valentines day for being all up in my face, its mad high school prentending to be inlove for 1 day.
Eff amazing travel deals I can’t take advantage of
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ASmith Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Not only eff ‘em for sending the texts, but eff ‘em for believing it.
Who do you think is paying $.25?? And for what? C’mon, people. Be for real.
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Renee Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:45 pm
For real, I told off a friend of mine who did this. She is intelligent, makes a good Salary and did this mess. I had to put her on pause for a few days until I calmed down. Her excuse “I have free texting, I had to try” I was like “be more proactive” pfff.
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This is the only place I can eff it up without some pompous mofo coming out of the bushes calling me w whiner…eff all self-righteous bastards I hate you and you’re supposed perfect life.
Eff peeps who constantly use “sucks to be u”…just shut your effin face the next time I rant..silence can be bliss
Eff the government…why come I can’t ask all 5 of my questions related to one department to ONE PERSON…WHY must you constantly transfer me and give me numbers to call and have me running around chasing my tail. I don’t have a tail but I have sharp claws.eff you!
Eff male friends who are not really friends but creepy mofos waiting for you to become single…g’way if mi woulda wan get with wid yuh mi woulda done so already..MOVE from mi!
Eff my temper
Eff these crazy dreams I been having…
Eff this week..END ALREADY MAN!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Having a rough day?
Sux to be you….
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Eff me for reading the site ever since it came back and just now posting…smh
Eff my school for dropping me out of a class even though I have financial aid AND a refund coming to me within the next week.
Eff the financial aid office for taking FOREVER to let me know my check was being processed…almost had to go bonkers on them…
Eff the fact that all of my friends seem to be going through relationship problems at the EXACT same time…I love all of them, but since they come to me for advice, I kinda have to use the sympathetic/empathetic side of my brain a lot more than normal (lol).
And…..eff the fact that my 2nd semester of grad school starts on Thursday…idk if I’m ready for this…
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Sue Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I co-sign that Eff financial aid and their refund processing. (-_-) Semester just started.. I know my refund will finally clear…in APRIL. FML. I hate UAlbany and Financial Aid…
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