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Eff ‘Em Friday
We’re so effing pent up, we couldn’t think of a good effing intro into this joint. So eff the foreplay, we’re treating this week’s eff ‘ems like Billy Bob did Halle.
Seattle Washington
Eff the see saw effect in my life. Whenever I’m chasing one thing, something else is getting away. Eff it, I’m going to chase this dream until the wheels fall off.
Eff the people who always try to transfer their negative energy onto you. Stay at home/in your office if you’re going to infect everyone with your emotional Ebola, you effing carrier monkey.
Eff Sallie Mae. I’m just starting to get a handle on these student loans and it’s quite daunting. Several different loans in different places with different payment dates. Eff you and your trickery. They’re like a Pimp Named Slick Back. Actually just like him – I’m constantly getting effed and I have to give them my money.
Eff the weather. 40 degrees during the week and then 20 degrees during the weekend. Where they do that at? Oh yeah, in the New England area. Someone remind me why I live here again? ::Grumbles incoherently as I throw a scarf on::
Eff not feeling myself. I haven’t been the same since the beginning of this year. I’m slightly off like a table with one leg a few centimeters shorter than the others. It’s not too noticeable at first, but dammit if the effed up equilibrium doesn’t become annoying after a few.
Eff it. Who’s next?
Slim Jackson
I am.
Eff how long this week was for me. It was probably the toughest week of 2010 so far. I’ve been saying many prayers and woosah-ing beyond belief.
Eff my addiction to website enhancements and improvements. That was my solace this week. I felt like I was building a ship in a bottle and loving it. This really is my hobby and one of my passions. It’s also great to see small changes make a big difference for the readers and our traffic.
Eff poor labeling efforts by meat packagers (pause). I bought some ground bison the other day. I made a burger then looked at the packaging it came in before I threw it in the trash. As I was chewing, I noticed the packaging said “Sell by 02-08″. My chewing slowly grinded to a halt. Then I realized it tasted good and hoped that they meant Feb. 8th. Since I’m still alive, that must have been what it meant.
Miss Jenkins
Eff feeling overworked. Between the conference I am planning, my 250 pages of reading per week, edits, mentoring, the gym, and a bunch of other ish, I have been running on E. I woke up today at 6 a.m. to do reading, and by 8:30 I was back in bed for a “nap,” still with more work to do. I should have cared, but I didn’t. And I missed a class. Ah well.
Eff salty people. Don’t be mad at me because your plans are poorly constructed and won’t come to fruition. Yes, I am better than you at this. Nor does your opinion matter to my task. Get over yourself.
Eff not having time to keep up with my own blog this week.
Eff RCLS.
The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele
Eff this flea that won’t get off my nutsack. Wait…that’s just Tiff.
Eff inconsistent street pharmacists. Did you not think you were going to sell some bud today? You are a store that sells one product…how do you run out? Burger King always has burgers, what’s good with you?
Eff unprofessional people. Did you really just walk into a meeting wearing a short sleeve polo shirt and a tie? I know I should be paying attention to what’s happening, but I’m really sitting here trying to picture in my head when you made the decision to wear a short sleeve polo with a tie, put it on, looked in the mirror and said “Lookin’ good pimp.” If it wasn’t Antarctica outside, I would have worn my red, gold and green fishnet wife beater and a vest. After all, I hate being under dressed.
Eff the IRS. Why did it take you 3 years to figure out I owe you more money? And for that matter, eff my accountant. I guess he missed part of accounting class that went over “underpayment”, “penalties” and “interest”. Chosen people my ass.
Eff cable. 250 digital channels and there’s still.nothing.to.watch. Eff it…choose Mz. Berry, Ray J. At least you know for sure the kids aren’t yours and she’s only 10 years away from “skeet in me, it’s cool” era.
Your turn!
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Aww guys and gal, cheer up. Things will definitely look up. Not gonna give you the “It’s 2010. New year, better things” spiel. I’ll save that for the next suckah.
Congrats on the new layout so EFF the old one!
Eff the accent of my finance teacher. The letter N is pronounced as YEN and “Years” is “Yes” and “Calculator” is “Caliclator” >_< It's so frustrating! I can't take it! I really can't but my friggin major is ACCOUNTING (Mr. Steele, I wouldn't mess up your taxes ^_^)
Eff having this major. I love numbers and what I can do with it but something has got to give. I already learned half the things they won't teach us in the class as far as investments and such. Way to drag out the semester.
Eff the weather. Every Friday, I find reason to eff the weather. It's so indecisive. I already gave up on the groundhog. Albany gets winter at least 6 months out of the 12.
Eff that groundhog! Why, oh WHY do we depend on a furry animal? Still don't know.
Eff Black Ice. Almost fell victim to that bastard (see what I did there?)
Eff my job. I'm so glad I have one but they're not tryna work with my schedule so I may not have one soon and THAT will SUCK!
I'll eff later. Thank you all for being loyal effers
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This is my first “Eff” response. But I got a lot to eff…Imma try to make this quick.
Eff my schools financial aid department. I had alotta things planned for that money, and now I have to wait yet ANOTHER week (or more)
Eff that professor that would rather talk about his past accomplishments and earnings while refusing to even review his own damn syllabus! Let alone the course material!!
Eff driving…a very necessary but dreaded task.
Eff this paper that I dont wanna write, so instead I decide to catch up on “Three Ways”
Eff that professor that decides to assign the aforementioned paper the day before its due!
Oh ish…eff that online assignment that I just remembered was due 2 hours ago!! Thank God for grade drops…
Eff you…yes YOU, your thoughts and feelings.
Thanks, I feel better already…
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Eff snow! I was suppose to be going shopping w/ moms this wknd and that would’ve meant getting things that I didn’t have to purchase myself.
Eff Andre`! I don’t even know what to do about him. I care about him so but… *sigh*
Eff my Nail Salon! How they NOT gone have my O.P.I. Chicago Champagne Toast??!
Eff my homegirl, Senorita Flores! Had me looking crazy @ work when I was in my office crackin up at this mess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6AVARyWwsI
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I love this effin’ concept so here I go for the first time
Eff employers that won’t even holla at me cuz my degree is unrelated…it’s not like I didn’t work just as hard (if not harder) for it, dammit.
Eff me not bein’ able to go visit my bff of 10 yrs whose on bed rest.
Eff my old job for not sending me my damn W2s yet.
Eff not being able to afford the graduate program that’s PERFECT in every way for me (excluding of course the price).
Eff the FAFSA and the GRE and any other Grad School hurdles I have to leap.
***sigh*** that felt kinda good.
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*waves* to the first-time effers.
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Eff RCLS for making me burst out laughing at his street pharmacists comment, causing me to spit out the tea I walked 20 minutes in the effing freezing cold to buy. With a chest cold. In stilettos. Eff you man, for real.
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I have an addendum to my eff’s…
Eff the last dream I had before I woke up this morning. I was in a bar of some sorts and some guy asked if my name was what it is. Once I confirmed, he took out a gun and I couldn’t get away. Not the best start to my day. I’d rather not wake up frantic like that again. Thanks.
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L Boogie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:58 am
i’d be all types of paranoid ALL DAY if i had had that dream…so yeah…eff that dream.
*sigh*
EFF school for starting yesterday…and for my books still not being here…and for UPS to probably try and deliver them when I’m not here…
Eff people that get in their feelings about things written on Twitter…it’s the internet…#cmonson
Eff all these people having birthday celebrations in the next 3 weeks…ya’ll Aquarius people are EXPENSIVE! lol
*sigh* I think that’s all…gonna go try to have a less eff-tastic Friday…
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Eff the woman in my office that decided to call my boss (and my boss’s boss) yesterday and inform her that I dipped out an hour early, even though I just went on a 15 minute break. Really lady??? I have so many effin words for you right now, EFF doesn’t do it any justice. EFF YOUR EFFIN NO LIFE HAVING OVER-REACTIN TATTLE TALING BROWN NOSING @$$ MOTHER EFFIN WHITE OLD BIATCH EFFIN @$$ KISSIN MOTHER EFFER$&*!!%
Wooooooosssssaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Okay I feel better. But seriously… She really bad mouthed me and drug my name through the dirt for 15 minutes and then had the nerve to catch at attitude with me when I came back and looked at her like “you.lost.your.effin.mind.lady.” I had to call 5 people to straighten out HER mess and defend myself. =/ eff.
I was gonna eff cold weather, but it’s only 45 today, and based on all ur noreastern effs, I think I should be happy for 45. Thanks for the perspective guys! Bundle up! =P
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Add a few drops of Visine to that broad’s coffee one day. She’ll learn something about leaving early…
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Eff the “continue shopping” button because I inevitably do…*sigh* shoes are my weakness
Eff my designer’s block…I can’t for the life of me picture nuffin, let alone turn it into a concept for theses people…hittin on nothing man
Eff folk who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves…um yeah white lady who doesn’t wash her hands after she leaves the restroom, I’d appreciate it fully if you don’t lean toward me with the intention of putting your narstycrustycoochybooty fingah’s in my hair..no ma’am
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LMAO @ short sleeve polo w/ a tie.
Eff the Carolina weather. It was 63 degrees yesterday, and now we’re expecting snow late tonight/early Saturday. My weather guy warning us to stay off the roads this weekend, but I have ish to do. Eff your icy roads!!
Eff AT&T Internet/DSL service. My internet connection has been down all week, and everyone I spoke to told me it would be fised the next day. Tuesday, dude told me Wednesday. Not back on Wednesday, dude told me Thursday. Thursday morning, silly female said 6pm. At 7pm, I finally got thru and internet is up and running. But I am still POed.
Eff #freakyfriday!! I need a man so I can get freaky…
Happy Friday, ya’ll
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ildolceamore Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:32 am
EFF YOU AT&T! I get NO signal in my apartment and it’s causing a problem in my life. If you saw all the forms of communication inside this apartment, you’d think I’m that 7th grade girl trying to talk to her boo after midnight with all types of slick communication that FAIL often. I use everything short of smoke signals, which I’ll be implementing from the rooftop in the summer. Eff, now I have to study those too.
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“Eff feeling overworked.”
this! we are planning a conference too, Tiff. and ish is real over here! Ugh. My entire February is gonna suck. Well until the end because I’m carrying my happy tail to visit my girls in Charlotte–CIAA baby!
Eff that on was it Tuesday or Wednesday? I slept so sound and so good that I woke up thinking it was Saturday–but no sir, it was just a regular ass weekday and I had to go to work.
Eff the fact that I SWEAR I heard my neighbors getting it in last night around midnight. I’m never up that late–but I was reading and clearly I couldn’t fall right asleep with that going on–I need total silence. I’m lightweight tempted to submit a noise complaint but I can’t hate on folks gettin it in–even though I’m not.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Maybe it was just one neighbor watchin’ porn way too loud. You’d be surprised what you hear when you watch it in surround sound.
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Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 9:55 am
you know I thought it might be porn but I really don’t think so…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
……..
So you were listening pretty carefully?
you rub one out?
sorry. Someone had to be bold and ask.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:20 am
My homies went to WSSU, and she still goes to CIAA every year even thought Winston is now a part of the MEAC. I’ve been once, and it’s definitely a good time!
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Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:25 am
all the old schools still come: NSU, NCCU, and yep Winston. the old old heads still remember it as CIAA so they gonna come out–plus the MEAC tourney sucks. #shots. LOL
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HEY THREE WAYS!! I like the new layout!
I just want to say a quick ‘EFF ‘EM shoutout to my new trainee I’ve had all week who has made me realize I HATE training.
And a really special shoutout to the heffa that’s been at my job for 2 months and already thinks she runs things…smh.
And EFF this effin cold I’ve had for like 2 months!!!
#thatisall
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@ RCLS – You must have them good fast food joint w/ clean bathrooms becauce I have been to a Wendys & Burger King that has ran out of burgers and a Golden Crust w/ no patties of any kind.
Eff that NY somehow manages to have worst weather than New England now.
Eff the dream that I had that seemed so real. I legititmaly though I had gotten deferred from a particular school in NYC.
Eff the fact that I managed to spend $100 last night.
Eff the ppl who do really dumb, dickhead sh!t and call it pledging. What you are doing has no purpose and is putting everything that everyone else has worked for in jeopardy. Dickhead!
Eff the fact that this will be my last weekend drinking, i will inevitably be sh!tfaced, i will buy a bottle at the club and then crawl home from the LES to Harlem.
Eff the fact that I plan on literally crawling
Eff yo couch!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 9:58 am
“Eff the ppl who do really dumb, dickhead sh!t and call it pledging. What you are doing has no purpose and is putting everything that everyone else has worked for in jeopardy. Dickhead!”
Roo.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:23 am
I once witnessed a Popeye’s run out of chicken and lived to talk about it.
Remember how angry White folks were at those town halls meetings awhile back? Like that, but with Black people. I’ve never seen a Popeye’s, or any fast food worker, move that fast in my life.
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Nik Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I went through a Church’s drive thru and upon approaching the intercom was greeted with “WE AINT GOT NO CHICKEN.”
It’s a good thing I only went for a honey glazed biscuit…smh
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@Miss J – LMAOOOOO good idea!
@Reecie – Me tooo!!! I’ll be at CIAA (it’s the last official CIAA of VSU princess reign). =( Can’t wait! You know where to find me! Come say hi!!! =)
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TAG ME IN!
Eff my place of employment and my neither here nor there manager. On second thought eff them for telling me they are going to give me a 1099 next year to pay the government my own taxes. Thirdly, eff them for handing me a handwritten check as I typed the previous statement.#wheretheydothatat!?
Eff my friend for having an early life crisis and a doomsday outlook on life.
Eff Verizon for letting me get on every website in the world except the one I actually need. -wonders if my online teacher would really believe this is if I told her with her comcast having ass?-
Eff my health insurance for cutting me off tomorrow because I sent in the paper work too late. There goes my eye exam tomorrow.
Eff it! I’m still going out tonight to party and bullshit and scream EFF IT all over again next week.
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ildolceamore Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Eff my health insurance for cutting me off tomorrow because I sent in the paper work too late. There goes my eye exam tomorrow.
There is always something those people want/need/don’t have/misplaced/overlooked/blatantly ignored/mess up. iCant with my health insurance anymore, I get high blood pressure just dealing with them. Eff privatized health care that’s still a mess.
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Eff dudes; can’t live with you all, but I sure as hell don’t want to live with you.
Eff the GMAT; I swear I’m worthy of an MBA, who do I need to talk to? Whose life do I need to threaten to let me in? I really don’t want to study, I feel that’s all I do these days.
Eff the sunny deception that is NYC. Where I come from, if there’s sun that means HOT. Why is there sun and no HEAT? Get it together, God, please.
Eff bold dudes who talk to girls on the train. Leave me alone. You won’t like me anyway, I’m not a nice person. And can’t you see that I’m listening to music/playing Scramble on my phone? I’ve got skills to work on during my down time, damn!
Eff laundry. Something always comes out transformed in to something else (think moth rather than butterfly in terms of transformation)
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T Dot Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Co-sign on the GMAT. I can’t take that stupid test but please believe I can study my ass off to get that MBA.
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Im gonna eff fast like that first nut you let go as a virgin!
1) Eff LOST! I tried to stay away, but I watched the first episode and now im hooked. SHoutout to Matt Parkman who made it one episode, lol. Now I will be caught up by the third ep of the final season. Lets hope im nto wastin my effin time!
2) Eff speeding tickets, and false claims on my credit report tryna eff up my immaculate credit! This Jewish lawyer stereotype better be true…lmao
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Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 11:38 am
don’t Eff Lost. its the greatest show on network tv. but I told you that like 4 years ago. *smile* and before he was Matt Parkman, he was the pilot of Oceanic 815–don’t get it twisted!
*ok I’m done* LOL
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I beg to differ. 24 is that ish…
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Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
thats what all 24 fans say. I’m not a fan so I can’t call it…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
I’m a 24 and Lost fan. I’m bout to be in tv heaven.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Choose a side buddy.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I am a 24 and Lost Fan.
LOST HANDS DOWN! Greatest show ever! Only the Wire and the Shield come close. Actually nothing comes close.
24 started to get old by season 5.
Lost was smart and cut themselves off.. And while 24 has had some good pays offs (Jack dissppearing to Mexico or being caputured by China). They also have alot of stupid endings..like Jack contracting a stupid sickness.
Lost’s Season Finales are the greatest concepts ever created in literature.
Namely Season 3.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Jack ending the season in a hospital bed was kinda bunz. Not gonna lie.lol.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Got it in the Air Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I agree…him there praying w/ Muhammad was not impressive @ all.
Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Cheekz is a smart man. I’m going to spend my weekend watching Lost. LOL
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DIED @ “…I would have worn my red, gold and green fishnet wife beater and a vest”…the ill rasta janzie!!
HA! I love it! My very first Eff ‘Em Friday! Mmkay, my turn!
Eff this unbelievably long week…seriously, it’s finally Friday and I am wound so tight I feel like it’s Monday.
Eff the M. B. T. and the A! Eff the Red Line, Orange Line and the Green too! I moved my happy tail closer to work and yet manage to still be late!?! So either I take the 8:00 train and be DUMB early of take the 8:30 train and be DUMB late! Stop effing with my life MBTA! Go and fix your shizz!
Eff the 10 degree temperature outside and the 50mph winds that is impeding all plans of happiness! Speaking of being rass cold–Eff my apartment for only using oil! OIL! Seriously it’s 2010 and I have to call an oil man to heat my so called renovated apartment!
Cmonson! Enough!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Yo Tengo Superior Genetic Makeup Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I would have referenced it as “Ice,Gold and Green” but I’d be going over folks heads a bit.
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Patrice Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Funny, cause that’s how I read it!
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Eff my accountant also known as Daddy (I know Sue, but I like I said Dad just sounds weird lol)… I’ve been trying to get this nucca to let me itemize my taxes for like 3 years. I used to keep impeccable records of all of my charitable donations, travel expenses, all that stuff. This mofo gon call me today telling me that I owe and I finally have legitimate cause to itemize so he needs me to pull all that info together… today. TODAY!?!? EFF!!!!! If he wasn’t my father I’d fire him.
Eff my calves… Two weeks ago it was my hamstrings now suddenly my calves want to act up. WTF?! My boy that’s a trainer told me to up my potassium and eat a banana in the morning and before I go to bed. The trainer at the gym told me to eat a baked potato. Who do I trust? Hmmm…
Eff porn writers… Not the Cosby’s… REALLY?!?! I was gonna post this on my blog today but effin’ widescreen youtube videos and my blog layout are not effin’ cooperating. Check out the opening credits… if you dare. (yes, it’s safe for work) I’m still disturbed and hoping nobody gives it to Rudy.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I have seen this movie. I have shown Seattle this movie. Nothing is sacred.lol.
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Patrice Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 11:41 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is not nice! I laughed…but it’s still not nice! They could have left the Cosby’s out of it!
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Peyso Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
For your cramps, the banana would work and adding a bit more salt to your food. If it gets really bad, pedialite will do the trick. Real rap.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
UGHHHH!!! Eff’ BOA’s website for suddenly not being available while I’m trying to itemize these damn deductions. WTF!? Yes, I have the statements but doing transaction searches was so much more efficient.
ANGRY<<<<<<
@Peyso – thanks homie! I'll give that a try.
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Eff me for being late and just now seeing the new layout. Nice guys
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Eff my cousin. Of all people that you give my number to, it’s the Emo ex. Eff you with the intensity of 1000 morning breaths. When I see you I’m going to bust your kneecaps and punch you in the face for good measure. Number giving heffa.
Eff the goodness of Sour Patch Kids. I should’ve listened to the Sophiaesque voice in my head that told me don’t do it. Now my office has three empty bags in a course of 5 days. SMH.
Eff dumb parents. Looking at you biker shorts mom, I can see why your teenage decided to scale my fence. No I don’t feel sorry for him breaking his leg nor will I pay for his medical bills. Oh and while we’re at it if you’re going to write a nasty letter please make sure you can spell. Compli and neabor are not words. Okay I feel better thanks guys.
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Reecie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
I read your eff like this sounds so familiar. then I realized I follow you on twitter. LOL hey!
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ladycakes Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
LOL *waves*
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Have you not learned anything from my adventures with Sour Patch Kids? I had to go to rehab. I’ve been sober for a few months now.lol.
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Smiley Face Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Girl you know you better “compli” with your “neabor’s” threats!! LOL
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Awh EFF! I overslept and missed Chem and Bio but was able to wake up for work. smh
Who the EFF is this Amber Rose chick?!? Like really?
EFF my life. I will be in the library studying when the clock strikes 12 instead of partying it up with my friends. Happy Effin’ Birthday to me.
I can’t even Eff anything else. I slept through them all! HA!
SN: AIDS/HIV Walk tomorrow!! YAY!
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eff my boss..he finally came back to work this week and is apparently leaving again on sunday…its nice to work freely without any kind of supervision, but dangit, i wanna go to cali too
eff my boss again for deciding to basically give me this guys old job in addition to my work…so now i have to fulfill the deliverables for this grant, but im not making the extra 65K written into the grant for the job
eff me for not being grateful…i shouldn’t even really be complaining seeing that i love the work i do and i have a very low pressure job
eff STATA. i hate it. i know it’ll be beneficial later in life, but im having the hardest time learning and writing this program is taking too long
eff people’s gas, or my roommate, or her boyfriend…whichever one of yall is the cause of the gas bill being $200 this month #ihatechu ughhh!!!! as soon as i get home, im putting on sweats and a hat, turning the thermostat down to 65 and getting in the bed for warmth
eff my sandz for asking if his chapter could have an afterparty at my house tonight. 1st, i dont know you like that. 2nd, WTF??? 3rd, who the heck told you where i lived would even be convenient??? cuz i wanna find that person and eff him or her too ::pause::
eff guys who leave your life and come back and then repeat the cycle all over again…this ish is confusing!!!
i just effed a lot…i had a long week.lol.
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Eff the fact that in California I get half the square feet for 2 1/2 times the price as North Carolina.
Eff sprint for sending me text messages reminding me that though I paid my bill, there still is a balance less than $10…just put it on next months bill JERK!
Eff my coworker who feels like work is the place to vent about his alcoholic girlfriend and have fights with her on his cell phone so we all can hear….umm PROFESSIONALISM, HELLO!
Eff silly baby mammas who feel that just because their baby daddy is balling, that he has to do more than just take care of his kid. Note To Baby Mammas: You were a jump off gone bad in most cases. You do not get the wife treatment. Child support and being a father is all you get from ole boy! supporting your “I want a nanny and a new Louis bag and Christian Louboutin shoes” is not apart of the deal!
Eff the NFL for making the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl…what kind of logic allows the league to exclude players from the two best teams? Is this not the same as punishing their stars for being good enough to get to the big show?
Finally…
Eff Sally Mae for calling about a student loan on the same day that payment is due. I hope you all start to realize that you will NOT EVER get paid before the due date!
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Eff Sallie Mae for combining my account with my brother’s just because the mailing address is the same.
Eff my Boss for not understanding that invoices for attorney’s fees must be sent out on a consistent basis in order to generate consistent income. i.e. people will not pay you until you send them a bill. (man has invoices from the early 2000′s to send)
Eff my Boss again for getting snappy with me about the lack of cash flow; but not giving me the authority to send out invoices without his approval.
Eff my Boss for being a dickhead.
Eff the state of the Economy.
Eff the LSAT
Eff the LSAT in the ass.
Eff roommates that steal toothpaste. How much does Colgate cost?
Eff ex’s that want me to be sorry for them when their new lover gives them an STD.
Eff girls that don’t know what they Eff’n want.
Eff people that pretend to be friendlies.
Eff my students for being lazy. ( I tutor)
Eff people interning as Paralegals that don’t know how to use MS. Eff’n Word.
There I’ve Eff’n said it.
Thank you
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 30th, 2010 at 1:17 am
Feels good doesn’t it? lol.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 30th, 2010 at 10:04 am
That was a great eff. Pause.
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Eff my friend who asked me if she could date my boyfriend! (she is definitely an ex-friend now)
Eff the fact that I didn’t smash her face in! (I know, violence is never the answer)
Eff desperate chicks who can’t find a man of their own
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Sue Reply:
February 1st, 2010 at 12:20 pm
You definitely should have made her eat a fist for breakfast. That’s so rude. What a “friend”. Someone would have had to hold me back from cutting her… -_-
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ebwriter Reply:
February 1st, 2010 at 2:32 pm
LMAO! I am still in disbelief. And then she is going to start crying and apologizing when I cursed her to hell! This chick had to be smoking crack, if she really thought I was going to give her permission to date my BF! The nerve of some women. SMH
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You guys rock for letting us eff all over your post every Friday. I know I love every minute of it! ^_^
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