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Eff Em Fridays
It’s that time of the month week again folks! Website wise, it’s been one of the best weeks ever. In life in general, there were some pretty good highs this week. Eff all that though. It’s about to be the weekend and we need to make sure we go into it with no hostilities trailing us. Nonetheless, we shall begin. Ladies first.
Miss Jenkins
Eff me for being overly ambitious and agreeing to do research after my internship ended before I knew how drained I would be. I don’t want to do this crap any more!!
Eff the light in my office that works based on a motion sensor. Don’t shut off. I am still sitting in the office. Its not my fault you can’t pick up the motion of my fingers typing ferociously away on the keyboard. And eff you for making me have to stand up or wave my hands in the air like I just don’t care just so I won’t have to work in darkness.
Eff the slow recovering economy.
Slim Jackson
Eff Twitter for all the spam and p*rn followers that seem to be infiltrating the system and sharing their crappy products or services.
Eff the fact that white shoes get incredibly dirty no matter what you do. I tried to preserve the state of my Air Forces but managed to fail horribly. Makes me a salty bastard. Headed to Finish Line tomorrow.
Eff the makers of some of the website plugins for coding them in such an inefficient way that their usage will guarantee that the site crashes. I’m tired of the daily headaches and phone calls to my web hosting company to rectify the issue.
Eff the lack of adequate television programming nowadays. I refuse to succumb to reality shows!
Seattle Washington
Eff Seattle for not being here because he’s in NYC doing something much cooler.lol.
Damn that felt good. Anybody else got anything to eff for today? Feel free to answer that in whatever way would please you.
TGIF,
The Three Ways Crew
RSS & Twitter
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Eff the Lakers for pulling the deal from Lamar Odom!
Eff Lamar Odom for not taking the deal the Lakers put on the table.
Eff ENTERTAINMENT in General (not only do reality shows suck, but music, as well as movies are horrible and not worth the money).
Eff the Game for trying to diss Jay, Kanye and Drake on his new track. What are you the new 50 Cent?
Eff this weather! Where is SUMMER!????
Eff stupid people!
EFF THE POLICE!
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 8:02 am
The Game is trying to go hard on anyone he can in order to make a buzz.
I liked him when he first came out.. that very first cd BANGED… but he’s turned into an attention wh8re.
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Summer is in Texas… and trust me… YOU DON’T WANT IT!!!! I had to go to the bathroom when I got into the office today just to get a paper towel and wipe the sweat off my face and neck… just from walking in from the parking lot. EFF THE SUMMER AND ITS 105 DEGREE TEMPERATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EFF THE NOT-SO-GREAT STATE OF TEXAS TOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:14 am
“Summer is in Texas… and trust me… YOU DON’T WANT IT!!!! ”
Ha. Trust me when I say I do. Where I currently reside, we only get 2months of warm to hot weather. SNOW AND COLD the other 10. And i’m a summer baby so, i can handle it…
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A motion sensor light in the office? That’s weird.
Effe buffets: Why do black older people always want to go to them and eat. The germs are ridiculous and why is my salad brown?
Effe Science: Yaw mean to tell me you can’t develop a magic pill that will help me NOT EAT and not kill me? The only two things I ask for.
Effe waiting: I have no patience and I hate waiting. I want what I want NOW.
Effe school: I hate taking meaningless courses where I wont’ even use the knowledge in my CAREER (what do I really need Chemistry for and I’m not planning to be a scientist?)
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Eff that I’ve been at work since 6 figgin 30 this morning cropping jpegs, converting to .tiff images with 300 dpi resolultion
Eff that there are 2000 of these friggin images
Eff that I’ve got to run said friggin images through our OCR system *gas face*
Eff that I’ve got to ftp these images…..
TGI friggin Eff!!
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Smiley Face Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 8:30 am
and Oh Yeah…Eff that I ran out of gum…wteff!
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Eff the ignant ish I deal w/ on the daily
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Eff Virgins…… had to continue from yesterday since the man blocked me. GIVE UP THE BUNS
Eff Student Loans. I need to combine these MoFos already.
Eff Threeways.. Naw I’m just playing. Its been a very good week, with alot of controversy.
Eff Gov Patterson.. not all black heads of state are created equal.
Eff my car. Leaking very expensive gas like that is a good look.
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Raqi Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:33 am
If your student loans are federal and you got them before 2006, you might be eligible to have them reduced to only 2% interest. (Obama is that hawtness)
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:16 am
EFF THAT YOU CAN ONLY REDUCE THE INTEREST IF IT’S BEFORE 2006 CUZ I GOT SOME 60 G’S AFTER 2006 FOR GRAD SCHOOL I’D LIKE TO REDUCE THE INTEREST ON… EFF OBAMA!!!!!!!!!! lol.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Thanks for the advice all… I will be doing that research this weekend.
By Federal do we mean all loans backed by the Fed? Or just the direct loans Department of Education negros?
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:52 am
EFF THE MAN for blocking you Cheekz…
And EFF people who gotta bring up virgins to every conversation having to do with women or sex… MAD LOVE TO ALL YALL WITH THE V STATUS… I’m not one of you, but I certainly respect you. EFF CHEEKZ!!!!!!!!!
lol, jk love you boo.
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had to say Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:11 am
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EFF Cheekz………..
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:26 am
You know Joey… I thought u were a dude this whole time. It was a little odd hearing u refer to me as a boo.
However I lovely say Eff you too…
had to say… careful I will pipe you. Like seriously. watch your vagina little negro girl.
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:40 am
LOLLL!!!!!!! Yeah, I try to be as androgenous as possible on here cuz I realize my opinions tend to be pretty self-conflicting… I was raised by men, what can I say… But I’m ALLLLLL woman, boo.
CALL ME!!!!!
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Eff myself for leaving my umbrella in my homey’s car two weeks ago. And it’s raining today.
Eff Pat Buchanan for that crazy ish he was talking on the Rachel Maddow Show last night.
Eff the dude I was kinda/sorta feelin’ who after 6 weeks of perfect behavior is starting to show his ass.
Eff my car. I’m ready for a new one. And eff my marginal credit and temporary employment that guarantee I won’t purchase a car for at least another year or so.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:31 am
I’m tellin you. That peachy phase always comes to an end. 6 weeks is kinda short though.lol. Sorry that he’s fizzling out. I’m kinda wondering what he’s been doing wrong lately.
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OrangeStar616 Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Be glad you are seeing that now, could potentially save yourself alot of time and grief, if dude is infact dude is an a** please see it for what it is, not what you want it to be!!!
A mistake I ,and probably countless other women have made, but not anymore, “I can see clearly now the rain is gone” LOL
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:32 am
was Pat really wild’n yesterday? Other than the typical moral majority BS?
6 weeks? Did u let him beat yet?
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:47 am
lolllll yeah i was about to ask the same thing… that’s a pretty good indication of an @$$hole if the peachy phase ended after 6 weeks and some head… not that i would know HAHAHAHA.
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Eff reality TV period, its not reality…..
Eff being undecided on this show tomorrow, if I go not going thru alot of changes……
Eff bills…..
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Eff the guy who wrote this essay and the sell-outs who commented about how they are better than “them blacks” all to kiss up to and get “awwwwws” from the white people who pat us on our heads.
http://martynemko.blogspot.com/2009/06/white-teacher-speaks-out-what-is-it.html
Eff the fact that I’m too mad to write a blog about it…
Eff Burger King for their delicious french toast sticks.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I gotta co-sign on the french toast sticks. I use them as a complement to a breakfast sandwich. Word!
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JG* Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Fat…..Ass….
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:34 am
People of my elk never eat at BurgerKing.
inside joke.
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Eff the fact that I rushed out my hotel to an empty conference room for a mtg that was supposed to start @ 9.
Eff the fact that the Internet sucks in this place & I have to use my iPhone to check my own blog.
Eff the fact that I won’t really be able to check the blog anyway because of another set of all day effing mtgs.
& where the eff is the caterer? I need my effing Orange Juice & bagel!!!
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Yeah, those motion sensor lights in offices are annoying sometimes, but some of them have settings you can adjust. Maybe maintenance can help.
Eff the NY Bar Exam. There are a lot of dumb licensed attys so clearly, it’s pointless. Just another obstacle and way for them to suck more money out of us.
Eff shootings, people need to stop. I came home to Providence to study for the bar and in the past 5 days there have been 4 shootings, all involving young black men under the age of 23. One of which I saw and almost got caught in the crossfire. This is ridiculous.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am
People gettin’ bodied down in Providence? Really though?
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Remi Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Yeah, it’s terrible. What makes it worse is that Providence is so small that every time something like that happens you most likely know the victim and the shooter.
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DJ Ed Nice Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Yeah man Eff shootings in Providence, I see it hasnt changed one iota since I moved from there… smh
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“Eff the NY Bar Exam. There are a lot of dumb licensed attys so clearly, it’s pointless. Just another obstacle and way for them to suck more money out of us.”
I hear that. Stay strong. Its almost over!
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Remi Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Thanks!! It’s very stressful.
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Eff the guy who after 6 months told me its his way or the highway. I chose the highway. I don’t do ultimatiums
Eff that I paid so much for a prep class to take a test that they clearly want me to fail. All I want is my master’s degree. I’m willing to do the work, the test shouldn’t require a class itself. Stupid GMAT
Eff that I’m in the office all day while the weather is nice instead of working on getting more caramel while at the beach like my teacher friends.
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Peyso was blocked from 3 ways for 2 weeks Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:58 am
eFF TEACHERS
EFF MY SO WHO IS A TEACHER AND IS GALAVANTING AROUND ITALY WHILE I SIT IN THIS DAMN OFFICE
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EFF Dunkin Donuts for not popping open a location near or close to my job. Aren’t there supposed to be an abundant amount of them in nyc?
EFF the economy for messing up my balance in my savings/checking account. Every time I try to save some money I realize i’m not making as much as i used which leads me to ——->
Eff working in sales and having rich people act like they don’t have any money to spare for me —damn effer’s!
and Eff eff em fridays, just b/c. (Even though it’s the highlight of my friday.)
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EFF YO COUCH!!!!
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Eff it just being Friday today. I swear this was the longest week ever.
Eff this client with the most annoying spongebobish laugh. She laughs because shes getting paid $18000 a month in alimony.
Eff the air conditioning system in my office, its way too cold in here!!!
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Eff professors who think they’re teaching the only class u’ve got… Eff the paper, group project, midterm, weekly discussion boards & final u’re trying to body me with. I’ve got 4 other classes & an internship homie
Eff pedestrians & drivers who don’t know what the eff they’re doing when they’re out in the streets. LOOK.the.eff.OUT! Y’all ain’t the only ones in’em.
Eff ppl who r ill-informed yet still want to be tellin ppl something. Look, if u don’t know the ins & outs about, ohhhh, let’s say, the current state of healthcare…then u don’t have ish to say to me about it. U DONT know what the sol’n is or what’s fair or what’s right & just. Shiiiii neither do most of our politicians. Eff it tho, b/c there is a growing market for elective out-of-pocket procedures… Is that eff’d up 4 me to say?
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Yo Rox…. Why did Aetna take two more dollars out of my pay check this week?
Damn I miss Cigna.
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Peyso was blocked from 3 ways for 2 weeks Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:47 am
You need to get with HIP
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olivya23 Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
just be happy you are not with Blue Cross…they are h*lla expensive.
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EFF HBCU’S
EFF PWIS
EFF THAT I’M JUST NOW GOING TO COSTCO, I’VE BEEN STARVING FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS
EFF THIS STATUS REPORT THAT I’M FITTIN TO DO
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Eff my job for changing the course of my career (however temporary) and throwing the “play as a team” BS in my face. There’s not an “I,” but there sure as hell is a “me.”
Eff Sprint for takin so damn long to send my Tour. I’m tired of watchin Booskie MightyD enjoy the very device I’ve been
droolingreading about for over a year.Eff the 90s for being in the almost distant past. Please come back, and bring your music with you.thanks.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:46 am
“Eff the 90s for being in the almost distant past. Please come back, and bring your music with you.thanks.”
I stan for this.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Told you bout effin around with Sprint. Ya man knows what’s up.
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EFF THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WHO TRIPPED THE POWER LINE OUTSIDE AND CAUSED MY OFFICE TO BE WITHOUT AC FOR A WHOLE HOUR IN 105+ DEGREE TEMPERATURES!!! WTEFFFFF!!!!!
AND EFF TEXAS AGAIN FOR HAVING THOSE 105+ DEGREE TEMPERATURES!!!!!!!!#&*^$#%&#
AND EFF MY JOB (no, i love my job, but today EFF IT!!!!!) FOR NEVER GIVING ME ANYTHING TO DO THAT TAKES UP TIME, SO I END UP BORED AND ON 3 WAYS ALL DAY…
AND EFF 3 WAYS FOR BEING SO TEMPTING THAT I GOTTA COME ON HERE (now that i know i can) AND ACT A FOOL!!!!
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Eff the NAACP.
YEAH I SAID! Obama was talking about you yesterday, you need to change your mindset. Black folks always pointing their finger at each the man, lets get money with these crackers already. I love me some white women. Your bad ass kids aint got nothing to do with slavery, it has to do with you being a poor parent.
and before anybody does one of those long as replies I already know “blah blah blah the slave master didn’t allow the black family to function, creating a cycle of poor parenting that continues to today” SAVE IT! Our Ancestors struggled cause they have whips to their bakcs, We struggle because You want to listen to Wendy Williams and get your nails done. no connection. You are dishonoring what they went thru EFF YOU.
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DJ Ed Nice Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Tell em why you mad son! Eff em!
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Eff what people think ….people spend waaay too much time trying to make sure people think they do the right thing
Eff cubicle nations..this shyt sucks
Eff being broke all the time..im bout to start selling my coot
Eff it..im not really gon sell my coot..I dont want to be a slave to anything else
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
LOL!! yeah EFF CUBES!!!
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“Eff Twitter for all the spam and p*rn followers that seem to be infiltrating the system and sharing their crappy products or services.”
yeah eff em. i had to turn my updates to private because of that crap.
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Eff the A/C. Eff it being 65 degrees in the office. It’s too freaking cold! Somewhere down the line, I’m from Africa, people! This is ludicrous. Why do I have goosebumps…underneath a sweater?!?! Why are my toes cold, like I just went sledding?!?! And all the 2520s are walking around like they’re just flying a kite.
Eff my malfunctioning right thumb and the fact that I still can’t use a Blackberry properly, hitch a ride, or hold a cell phone.
Eff the guy at the security gate, who knows I’m still waiting on my gate controller and thus have to stop at the “visitor’s side entrance” every time I’m trying to get inside the complex…eff him for always wanting to make small talk with the SAME conversation topic…”they told me me not to let you in today…(smile) it’s gonna cost you (smile).”
EFF IT ALL!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
It’s brick sickles in my office as well. Not a fan of these conditions. I got goose bumps and I’m dealing with jokes about rap and dancing because I wore a fitted and shades to the office. I’m already on edge. Since I should be rapping or dancing, I’m gonna buy a 40 during lunch and come back and set it on my desk. That’ll make sh*t real awkward.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
LMAO
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Eff Iphone users.
Eff non NYC metro services.
Eff the dude that complimented my suit this morning. Not the way he probably wants, but eff him.
Eff the slow negroes that made late today.
Eff Slim for not subbin me in for Seattle.
Eff Seattle just because.
Eff HBCU’s. Yea, I said it. I know, I know…eff pwi’s…
Eff the lazy mechanic that decided he only needed to fix 3 of my brake pads because the 4th was “good for a minute”. I guess he really meant a minute. Now ýou got me makin mad noise in a Deville. Prick.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
LMAO at your list. I didn’t sub you in because I was finishing the post like 11:59pm last night. I got you though on Monday (foreshadowing for folks).
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Joey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“Eff the dude that complimented my suit this morning. Not the way he probably wants, but eff him.”
OMG i nearly lost my (first) lunch… Thank goodness my boss is at lunch or I would have been fired…
EFF BEING IN THE SAME OFFICE WITH MY BOSS!!!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
You need to be sayin eff that truck you got. it stays in the shop.
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Go all out, Slim. Cop a bottle of OE, put a newport behind your ear, untie your shoes, then randomly announce you bout to call your white woman. Feign a cripwalk as you recite your raps, and address your boss as “son” or “ma”. Tell people that Ike Turner and Mike Tyson are your role models. End the day by calling all the other black folk in your office sellout Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas ass suckas.
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Daddy got a caddy as well now boo. I can never say eff Veronica, I love my baby. Watch your mouth, she can hear you.
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The truck is chillin, it’s my caddy dude effed up. And please don’t refer to her as “that truck”. Her name is Veronica and she has feelings. I’ll introduce you to Sonya next time you come around.
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Eff the fact that I’m so darn clumsy and bruised my ankle twice in the last two weeks at work!
Eff that being a vegetarian cost twice a much than eating meat.
And EFF my job for having me stay til 10pm two nights in a row…TGIF!
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Eff sitting in research for the whole week with absolutely nothing to do…aside from reading Threeways
Eff studying for exams like MCAT which is designed to make you fail.
Eff the crazy traffic that I must sit through for the next hour and a half.
Thank goodness for the weekend.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Where are you if you don’t mind me asking?
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monalisa Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I’m down south. Miami area.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
oooh where in Miami? 305, stand up!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I was gonna sympathize with you sitting in traffic, but you live somewhere with nice weather all year. Sorry.lol. Just a bitter Northeaster.
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monalisa Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
haha. I wish we had nice weather all year. It is not like Cali here. It downpours like there is no tomorrow and its humid. Im down for living in the northeast!
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T Dot Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
co-sign on the exams
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Eff the server at work that went down b4 I could put in my billable hours for the week.
Eff studying for the NC Bar Exam. I can’t wait until August 1!!
Eff North Carolina…it’s time for me to make a move….
Eff PWIs…LOL!! I’m just kidding, folks. Everyone have a great weekend!!!
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Eff the rain. Like Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot, I can’t stand you. I especially can’t stand when you throw people off and you pour for like 10 minutes then it becomes sunny like it never rained.
Eff my sugar dependence. I need Dr. Drew, it’s so bad. I bought a candy dish for the communal office and everything. I fill it sometimes and now other folks have started contributing to it. Everyone hates (and secretly loves) me for it.
Eff paper. No, not slang paper as in money. Sheets of effing loose-leaf paper you run through the printer. I work with a lot of it and have had beaucoup paper cuts from it over the years.
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cosign cheekie.
eff the rain. matter of fact, eff chicago’s rain. yeah, i’m resigned to the fact that we’re never gonna have a proper summer, but i’ll be d@mned if mother nature makes it monsoon for 5 minutes and then open up the skies for the sun to smile like it did yesterday. i rebuke it.
eff the dunkin’ donuts around my crib that doesn’t sell chocolate chip muffins anymore.
eff people who tag along when clearly they weren’t invited and THEN have the nerve to complain.
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Cheekie (The Man Made Me Fashionably Late) Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
LOL…doJo, I’m in the Chi, too. I completely understand. The rain effs up people’s plans and they get comfortable to the fact that they’re gonna have to stay in and then all of a sudden, it stops. WTF. Stop with the mind games, rain! Eff. You.
And yeah, this summer has really been summer at all. It was actually pretty cool outside yesterday evening. SMH.
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