Eff Em Friday
Miss Jenkins
Eff this permanent state of grogginess I’m in. And eff the guilty feeling I get for sleeping til 8 a.m. Is getting 8 hours of sleep asking for too much?
Eff there only being 24 hours in the day. That.is.never.enough.time!
Eff winter. I need my summer chocolate glow back. Now. Thanks.
Eff that I will be playing a basketball game today. I just got a touch-up on Wednesday. During the game, I’m gonna be working to minimize how much I sweat while still trying to stay competitive. Maybe I’ll feign sickness or injury so I don’t have to play. Decisions decisions.
And eff this city with its standard, yet over-inflated salon prices.
Seattle Washington
Eff Miss Jenkins for beating me to the punch and being the first to eff. I don’t like dealing with sloppy seconds.
Miss Jenkins does have a point though – eff Old Man Winter. May your slow feet slip on the ice you created and leave you like the woman in the Lifeline Medical Alert commercials.
Eff Boston and it’s overall mediocrity. It’s not quite a town, but it’s not quite a city. It’s not horrible, but not awesome. The parties aren’t as bad as a Tila Tequila Unplugged concert, but they’re not popping either. Thank God for the other transients and visitors that keep me sane.
Oh and eff you for expecting me to have more to eff. Can’t a brother have a majestic week? Effing crabs in a barrel…
Slim Jackson
Eff my previous spending habits. I literally spent $5 this week above and beyond what was absolutely necessary. Over 3 weeks, I’ve definitely saved about 40-50 bux. I’m glad I realized the errors of my spending, but damn. Da eff was I doing before?
Eff Snuggies. Yeah, I said it.
Eff people who think they’re helping me, but they’re really making my life more difficult. Shut the eff up and leave me alone. Did I ask for your 2 cents? Don’t make me nick nack paddywack give your face a fist. B*tch.
Eff having to chase paychecks instead of dreams. Such is life.
We’za done. Go ahead and get at it with your effs!
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EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!!
I started temping on Monday far as hell from home so it’s ‘effed up my whole workout schedule. I only made it to the gym 3 ‘effin days this week but I can make it up this weekend right?
… WRONG!! What you do mean ANOTHER BLIZZARD?!?!? EFF!!!
More effin’ snow… really?!? I thought I moved back here to get away from perpetual cold EFF!
… so I guess that means no gym this weekend EFF!!
Now I need food, oh I’ll just go to the grocery store after work… WRONG!!! Stop at the ATM and check my account balance after work, no money… WHAT THE EFF’!?!?!
Go online and look up my recent charges… effin’ Arab (pronounces AYE-RAB) (yeah I said it!) run pizza spot over charged me by 60 EFFIN DOLLARS?!!? Really $74.25 for a pizza?!?! WHAT THE EFF’!? I love the beef pepperoni but you gotta be effin’ kidding me? GREAT!
I call my dad PISSED, he offers to front me til I get paid tomorrow and take me to the grocery store… cool… NOT!
This nucca shows up at 10:45pm like I don’t have to go to effin’ work in the morning. Not to mention the fact that I haven’t eaten since lunch (did I mention I went to the gym after work) and I’m EFFIN’ STARVING!
Get to the grocery store, park, walk to the door CLOSED… what the EFF do you mean you changed your effin’ store hours?!?! I was just here on Sunday… Are you EFFin’ kidding me EFF!!!
Now I gotta go to the EFFIN’ grocery store after work in the middle of the effin’ blizzard AND carry that ish the eff home, through the effin snow… all in work clothes.
EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!! EFF!!!
AND I’M STILL HUNGRY… I’d order pizza but… EFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
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SoBKAllDAY Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 8:05 am
Ms. Cherry, you should just try EFFING all your EFFS away. It may help release some of your EFFING stress…
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:45 am
If that was a viable effin option I’d be in bed right now
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
UPDATE…
Eff ppl and their last minute requests. I am SO tired of people coming to me with sob stories and emergencies looking for me to wave my magic wand and make all their chores and obstacles go away!
I have own work, obligations and stuff to do… AND if I was free I’d like to spend my “free” time doing things that are stress free, not doing free bitch work for you!
UGH!!! Stop calling me and starting your sentence off with “I need”. EFF your needs!
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Eff this week
That is all…
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Eff the predicted snow storm that made everyone rush to the grocery store and resulted in me having to wait in line for over an hour for some water/milk… shoulda hit the stores last weekend like i planned
Eff the presentation I have to complete by tomorrow morning. And eff the doctor that assigned me this BS topic. Eff the fact that I know she and the rest of the team will not pay attention to any of these. Eff the fact that I’m losing sleep over this. Eff OCD.
Eff the fact that I probably won’t even end up going in tomorrow but just in case that doesn’t happen I gotta work on this Effin presentation.
Eff the fact that imma end up sleeping this weekend instead of being productive!
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EFF these rachet azz parents who claim their kids are sooooo good. If they was little angels why the hell you calling the school on snow days and then the first to drop them off as soon as we get back…u know Johnny crazy and yo can’t control him and can’t wait for him to go back to the babysitter’s, oops I mean school.
EFF my punk azz co-workers who are sooo incapable that folks calling me on my days off….
EFF me for having good moral values because I could be incapable and receive the same amount of paycheck and benefits
EFF FB for making it so easy to stalk a dude “accidently” there is way to much information avaliabe…all i’m trying to do is check a pic next thang u know I am looking at everyone tagged in a photo FB statuses.
EFF the militant powers & the scary rednecks I grew up with I’m in a drought and a white boy tried to holla and I felt like a noose was being wound up and white sheets was being ironed. Maybe after black history month, i’ll try to cross the river…
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EFF chocolate for not being a protein or a legume (whatever the hell that is) I NEEDS SOME NUTRIENTION and ain’t it made from beans…
Wooo-sha….(can u ride on a co-worker….what if it is after work hours)
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and…..(since its 4 am, i’m on a roll)
EFF a big butt and a smile, I need TIDDAYS to get their just due notice and songs! I need my attention and big ass hoes is stealing my shine!
EFF the fact i can’t sleep and I have an interview at 7:15 AM, who does that? However EFF the fact that i have over 500 neo-soul download jams and ain’t NAR ONE drifting me off to sleep…..
okay…i’m better….
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:09 am
“EFF a big butt and a smile, I need TIDDAYS to get their just due notice and songs! I need my attention and big ass hoes is stealing my shine!”
I am so glad you open this door. First off, maybe you need to add a smile with your sweater camels than people would want them more.
But over all I am going to say Chest Monkeys are the most overrated creatures to exist. Past 8th grade you get over them. I would rather have a flat chested chick with nice nipples. B/c she will stand up through the test of time. Meanwhile the Sagging Elephant in the corner arrives past your first kid. After you see and touch a big pair there is nothing lef to due with them National Geographic Staples (sucking doesn’t count, b/c you do that too nipples).
Butts on the other hand have a pratical purpose. Let me stop, I could go for hours (pause). I would say Slim should do a topic on bodys, but Ms Jenkins come back would be too cruel.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:28 am
Co-sign
God Bless a big booty.
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:35 am
CHeeKZ my dear I thought you were a realist… I’m disappointed in you.
REALITY CHECK:
1) Men don’t get over tities that much. 85% of the convos I have with men are between them and my décolletage.
2) Little tities sag too. I dunno where you got this dream of A cups with perky nipples but uh yeah… just imagine a deflated balloon… especially after they have a kid, definitely if they have more than one. Oh and those B cup girls who thought wearing a bra in their 20s was pointless… yeah they regret that decision around 35.
3) Booties sag. Doesn’t happen until around 40 but none the less booties sag too.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:17 am
I agree on most points…
A)The first time I see a set of GUNS, I can’t get them off my mind. I want to touch, see them, smack them around, watch a girl do jumping jacks, rub my piece against them, let them fly while you ride, milk em, pretend they are a punching bag, flip you upside down, and most importantly… MOTORBOAT’EM.
(‘You know you motorboat them, you motorboating son of a b!tch’ ~Wedding Crashers). But once you have done all that, the lust dies. Its like a thiller type movie, its only good the first time you see it. Once you know the ending…
B)Small ones do sag. But flat ones don’t! I’ll take the flat jawns anyday with some nice nips. But if you do have small saggies, see Christian and Sean.
C)If you can work out, you can save a big booty. You can never really save chests. Don’t get me started on push up bras.
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Eff the fact that I’m looking online for jobs in my major, Criminal Justice, that I can transition to and NOTHING pays what I make now as a legal assistant. WTF?
Struggle or live a dream- dayumed if I do or don’t.
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Eff this snow!! I’m sick of it! And why does it keep waiting until Friday or Saturday to snow?? Why not in the middle of the week and cancel work, instead of always ruining my fun plans!
Eff dudes. I’m joining a convent.
Eff having to pay for a lot at once and to go house hunting…more money.
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Eff the bruhz
Eff this hangover
Eff the bruhz
Eff all the people whinin about the one bad weekend of snow. Try dealing with it from October to April, then holla @ me.
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Nobody told you to settle in the arctic… It’s supposed to snow in snow land. I’ll accept one blizzard, but not two. It’s a breach of contract.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:59 am
“I’ll accept one blizzard, but not two. It’s a breach of contract.”
Translation – “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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Peyso Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:57 am
“Eff the bruhz”
ROO
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:59 am
“Eff all the people whinin about the one bad weekend of snow. Try dealing with it from October to April, then holla @ me.”
‘The City God Forgot About’…ooooohh Syracuse…how I don’t miss thee
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Eff Wifey. Every time the boys throw a party, you always find a way to ‘get invited’. Even though I’m so happy that you are there to Cblock, I’ll just have to find a way to cope with you beign away this wknd.
**Insert Evil Villian Laugh**
^I’ma get in trouble for THIS
Eff Snow. This weekend is a National Holiday. Anything that gets in my way should be Eff’d.
Eff Apt hunting. I hate moving and I’m doing it for the second time in a month.
Eff Slim for not coming down to NYC this weekend.
Eff the Knicks, Nate Robinson isn’t going to make you a playoff team and there is no point in losing this year SINCE WE DON’T HAVE A DRAFT PICK!
Eff Boxes. I’m sick of putting money into all these Office pools and not winning anything. Eff I don’t win my money back this wknd I’ma go postal. And I’m winning March Madness this year with my secret weapon. CORNELL IN THE FINAL FOUR! Mark my words, you heard it here first.
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am
LMAO at the Cornell guarantee…someone must have forgot about the other school but road on I-81 N…lolol
LETS GO CUSE!!…sorry. No blame, no game but I had to..lol
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:02 am
I think he was talkin about their hockey squad.
But not for nothing, if Cornell and Cuse make it to the Final Four, I-81 should be shut down from Cuse to Ithaca and heads should just tailgate on the highway. The 40 mile tailgate party…how can that not be fun?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Cheekz,
How are you effin’ me about not coming to NY when I never said I wasn’t going? ‘Ye of so little faith.lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
lol
I figured you didn’t say anything on the serve about picking you up from Penn which is usually always an 5 email issue when y’all come to town.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Pause by the way. “How are you effin’ me” prolly wasn’t the wisest choice of words.
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Happy Friday 3WaysFam!! Let’s get to effing….
Eff the cold and the rain.
Eff my neck, my back. I don’t know what’s going on, but I woke up this morning with all kinds of pain, soreness, and stiffness in my neck and my back up around my shoulder blades. Not cool… not cool at all.
Eff my mattress… I need to invest in a Tempur-Pedic.
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:08 am
To your second Eff…I can’t help but to have my mind in the gutter…lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Co-sign BBW.
Your neck, Your back….
AND your crack.
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Eff LaGuardia Airport for not having their food court open after 10pm…corporate road warriors get hungry too when they touch down…Shoutout to the Arab delis & chicken/rice trucks for hold the nocturals down…
Eff the fat dude that sat next to me on the plane ride back. This characters constant yawning along with his torrid breathe left me with second degree burns on my right ear and right eyebrow. Cover your mouth MENG! This was the only time I had visions of wanting to smother someone with a pillow while they slept…SMH
Eff Taylor Swift for constantly being a topic. She really needs to thank Kanye for even putting this broad on the map….I can’t believe her teen bubble gum music won a Grammy wtf !? Save that sh*t for Nickeloden GOT DAMN!
Flippin tables while others are having their meals,
-BBW
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Dude. It’s LaGuardia. The place looks like an oversized bus station.
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Eff yo couch
Eff that I got tax refund back today and it’s already spent
Eff that I found the bulldog that I wanted and they tried to charge me $3500!!!!!!!
Eff the fact that I will be probably buying a bulldog of similar price next month
Eff that I have to go to Philly tonight
Eff the fact that I’m so blessed b/c I can never really enjoy these effs
Eff yo couch!!!
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Ooooh, its been quite a while since I’ve effed in public!! This is gonna feel oh so good…
Eff school, in particular, grad school, in particular, the chicago school of professional psychology, that makes me PAY hundreds of thousands, to serve my own community.
Eff cats. I got one a few months ago, and I’ll be damned if I’m not ready to throw his bad ass out the window just to test one of his lives. Thought I could deal with a man as long as I was in control of his needs…guess not!
As shared already, eff winter, eff this cold, and eff chicago when its cold during the winter. The windy city can kiss my ass until I’m up outta here this summer! Winter tires are a bitch.
Eff love. While I love love and love to be in love and probably wouldn’t want out of this, I don’t have the time nor the patience sometimes to think about someone else. “Oh, you wanted dinner, too? Shit.”
Eff Friday classes. Nuff said.
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Eff my part time job for cutting hours this week and giving me the whole weekend off. I need the money
Eff this winter storm that is messing with my plans to go to DC for the weekend. I know I just need to keep my butt in Jersey.
Eff my clients who asked for the wrong stuff than want to get me fired when I provide what they asked for not what they really wanted. I am not a damn mind reader.
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Eff being over worked, 8am – 8pm at my client and 10pm -1pm at the hotel, urgggg.
Eff living in a hotel, I miss all my shit and my bed.
Eff Upstate New York, there isn’t anything to do up here, Woodbury might be getting a visit this weekend.
Eff having to drive everywhere, my limbs are starting to feel funny, I definitely need to hit the hotel gym this weekend.
Eff everything Super Wal-Mart stands for, why would anyone need to buy 3 huge jugs of milk and fill 3 shopping carts, how many kids can you possibly have. I hope I never have to do that.
Did I say eff being over worked, I don’t even have time to enjoy the blog world anymore.
Happy Superbowl weekend, I won’t be watching but w/e
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SON gotta roll up my sleeves for this!!!
Hoping back and forth like it’s my turn to jump into the double-dutch rope!
Eff Monday through Thursday of this week…and more weeks like this and I will be turned into an obese alcoholic!
Eff oil being needed at ALL effing times in my new place!
Eff paying rent, Comcast, NStar, National Grid and Sallie Mae every effing time I get paid!
Eff not being able to sleep through the night because of boyfriend-induced stress! Is this what being in a relationship is all about? Come on son! Grow the eff up and stop being an inconsiderate jerk! I will take the advice of Chrisette, Leela, Lily and Res and bounce the eff out of your life!
And lastly, Eff Victoria Secrets and their lacey, frilly and pretty bras that DON’T come in my size! Stop sending me emails about sale this and special that. The love I have for my girls is already on shaky ground. I don’t need the added pressure!
Chuh!
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:39 am
“Eff Victoria Secrets and their lacey, frilly and pretty bras that DON’T come in my size! Stop sending me emails about sale this and special that.”
CO-SIGN!!!
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Patrice Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Yup! Eff Vickies! If I had the start up money I would definitely start my own version of Vickies! I want lace! I want demi-cut… I want sexy material that slowly falls to the floor during the time of relations…sheeeiiit! LOL!
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Ms. Cherry... though the girls look more like cantaloupes Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I know right?!?! I wrote a blog a few months back with some suggestions on places you can find pretty big boob bras until you get the money to get your store off the ground
Eff all that full coverage nonsense. Took me two solid years to find a plunge bra. Why do MY bras have to be so friggin’ expensive? They can build laptops that cost under $250 but I can’t get a convertible bra in a cups size over DDD for less than $70?!
Also, as much money as I have to drop just to keep the girls supported can I get a color choice other than nude, white, or black. Who even buys white bras?!?!
And who designs these things? What is with the cone breast construction? UGH!
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Eff that fool Punxsutawney and his effin’ shadow.
Eff me for looking up the correct spelling of his name.
Eff utility bills that come with a preface. I already know you’re raping me so don’t try to make it better by telling me about changing filters and keeping the thermostat sat at a constant temp.
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Eff Peyton Manning and the Colts!~
And
Eff people who do not respect personal space..give me 50 feet please!~
Ok..I’m good now.
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All I have…
EFF THIS SNOW.
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Eff this snow just because
Eff LOST for hooking me line and sinker.. I’ll be caught up by mid next week!
Eff Superbowl Sunday and last minute plans to watch this event! Where the eff am I goin this year?!
Eff tax returns… still gotta do dem shyts
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I almost forgot about LOST!
I was thinking about ‘debate’ all while watching this past Tuesday.
EFF not knowing what is going on. Alternate Realities? This gets very messing the the comic book world. I hope they have a plan to wrap with all up.
And Eff cheap graphics. SPOILER ALERT! I love the show.. but they couldn’t spend more money making Monster aka Fake Locke look more real during the attack? and the under water Island? Looked terrible. I thought this was the most expensive show in history, spurgle on some Pixar
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Eff being sick on Superbowl weekend. What should be a great time of buying unhealthy artery clogging food is spent in a Colts’ jersey, a Snuggie,and leggings while nursing a whiskey bottle and a tissue box.
Eff the copious amount of road project going on. I am a creature of habit and I don’t appreciate having to change my route for this bull. One on one damn project at a time, I don’t like getting lost.
Eff grad school as usual.
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@ Miss Jenkins
“Eff winter. I need my summer chocolate glow back. Now. Thanks.”
*cosign* my color has slowly faded away and i am NOT a fan!! nose gettin all red and whatnot everytime i go outside..not cool!!
Eff my job for giving me my check and it was $130. Excuse me, but what the h#ll am i supposed to do with this sh*t?!?
Eff the fact that i like this guy a lot even though i feel like he’s not my type at all
Eff the fact that i’m probably about to be in a committed relationship with said guy and i’m not even sure if i know how to handle it because i’ve avoided commitments/ relationships for so long.
Eff the Kim Kardashian on demand workouts. my legs and hips are sore, but i guess it’s all in the name of keeping my body right
Eff my indecisveness…i’m buying plane tickets for my vacay and i can’t ever decide when to just hit “buy” im always nervous the price will get lower and ill be wasting money, but i can’t use price predictors cuz it’s a multi city trip
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Oh yeah, eff the writers and producers of Fringe for packing the action, suspense and plot that was missing in the past 3 – 4 episodes into the season finale. Bastards. And eff you for knowing I’ll be tuning in again in April.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
is it worth it to catch up on that show?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Very worth it. Think it’s one of the best new shows out there. And you have until April to do so.
Hit http://www.Hulu.com before they start charging folks.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I’ve missed almost this entire season. Once I finish up this last season of Dexter I’ll have to hit up Hulu and catch up.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
you have something SPECIAL waiting for you after this last season of Dexter!
TRUST! They went there.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 8th, 2010 at 12:54 am
Just finished watching the season finale… O_O
OMG! OMG! OMG!
… they did go there …
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*yawns* Friday.
Eff not knowing it was Friday until I saw a #FF on twitter.
Eff not caring that it was Friday.
Eff people who think having an opinion is a problem. Cuz that was just an opinion from you, so you can eat shit and keel over.
Eff this “common” cold with no “common” remedy to get it over and done with.
Eff DayQuil capsules and its makers. Why are these pills midget sized? (no offense to the Little People of the world)
Eff me and the way I treat my stomach. It’s been hating me for a while..
Eff #P90X for being a great workout that I can’t seen to quit. Why can’t it be like those boring regular “300 crunches & treadmill today” workouts?
Eff not reading the posts all week. Definitely have something to do this weekend.
Eff not being satisfied with my body every other day. I think I have a decent body shape. P90X is just to make everyone remember that lol
Eff Twitter beef. Been there, done it and it’s dry…like vaginas after wack foreplay.
Eff social networking sites (sometimes) lol
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Peyso Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Ab Ripper X is serious. It once paralyzed me as I rolled around on the ground w/ a vicious stomach cramp
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Sue Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Lmao aww I’m sorry!! Ab Ripper X is probably my favorite workout now. They all did 25 reps. I bet you I couldn’t do 10 my first week. I just started week 3 now and Mason Twists almost look possible past 50. O_O
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Streetztalk Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Mason twists are my achilles heel. I’m focused for tonite though!
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Sue Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I wish they put that somewhere near the beginning. It’s not as bad as some of the ones in the beginning. Have me damn near collapsing.. (-_-) I don’t like it..lol
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I would just like to say:
1) Welcome back, Three Ways!
2) ::dead:: @ the Lifeline Alert lady…she be wearing that pendant necklace so proudly, like it’s a BIG ASS CHAIN
3) ::deader:: @ knick nack paddywack give your face a fist.
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Eff the fact that this my first Eff Friday in I don’t know how long.
Eff my nosey co-workers. Yes, I asked my supervisor to write my letter of rec for grad school but damn I didn’t want you to effin know! What if I don’t get in? Eff it.
Eff Vday and the fact that I have a possibility whose determined to make me work for it.
Eff the fact that I went shopping for unmentionables and there’s no one to wear them for…except the possibility mentioned above but again he’s making me work for it. Eff em…no really, I want eff em.
Eff the fact that my job has a huge event next month and everyone is going effin crazy!
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Sue Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
OMG Eff Valentines Day cuz I had a possible and had to let him go cuz he made plans for the same day we were going to hang out. Noob sauce.. >_<
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Eff this rain in ATL on a Friday.
Eff the fact that it doesn’t even feel like a Friday.
Eff this freezing cold weather. I live in the South for a reason.
Eff the fact that I have a Master’s degree and I’m still underpaid. I PRAY I get into nursing school.
Eff slimjackson for being a Snuggie hater.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I love you too girl.lol.
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Eff being awakened at 8:19 by my manager’s husband BANGING and HAMMERING in new flooring in the apartment directly above me…DIRECTLY above my bedroom. So much so that it makes my whole apartment shake with each thud
and particularly Eff the fact this is happening after a night of insomnia and only falling asleep after 6am.
and unconditionally Eff me not being able to sleep through it all like my boyfriend…even with my iPod bumping Maxwell directly into my ears to attempt to cancel it out
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Eff AKA’S for trying to haze da bruhz.
Eff da bruhz for trying to get the AKA’S to haze me.
Eff the Colts for Beating my Jets.
Eff my boss volunteering me for shit w/out at least asking me first. SMH! No damn respect.
Eff ALL DUMB ASS PEOPLE! YES YOU 2!
EFF SEATTLE & RCLS FOR NOT RECOGNIZING MY MEEEENESS! NUCCAZ I’M ME!
EFF THE FACT THAT I CAN’T HAVE 4 WIVES AND A MISTRESS W/OUT ANYONE GETTING JEALOUS.
THAT’S ALL FOLKS…
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Go play in traffic nucca.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
On Flatbush Ave.
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Sue Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
During Rush hour?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pro Bowler Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Nope, after the club.
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Sue Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Damn.. Eff that… lol
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Eff the fact that I will be house bound for the second weekend in a row because of snow….Old Man Winter better watch his back!
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Eff being sick. I believe I effed this a few weeks ago. Why the eff do I have another effing cold?
Eff the deceptive sunlight. Don’t try to get me excited by thinking that going outside today will be glorious. As soon as I step outside, my fingers will freeze & fall off. I know your tricks, Global Warming, you hoe.
Eff your tempting piece. I have no energy to box in bed with you, but oh how you tempt me nightly. I wake up sicker because
you worked meI worked out the night before against my doctor’s orders, and there you lay next to me smiling because “it was worth it.” Of course it was worth it, it cost you nothing, YOU’RE NOT THE ONE WHO’S EFFING SICK!Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Ah, the sweet sound of someone else’s thronxings.lol.
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Debonaire NUPE Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
LMAO!
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Eff the winter, I too live in the South for a reason.
Eff my boss for not knowing how to run a got-dam business, and for not knowing when to let other people, namely me, run the shit he sucks at.
Eff Law School
Eff my family for only coming around when they need something, and expecting me to keep taking care of their SHIT!!
Eff grown folks who don’t know how to handle their own.
Eff the job market. I just finished my degree at the tender age of 20 so no, I don’t have 5-7 years of experience yet!
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Eff the Democrats for not pushing through health care reform when they had a super majority. Now it probably wont ever happen.
Eff the Krispy Kreme down the street from my job tempting me every morning
Eff the fact that i have no plans this weekend other than watching the super bowl.
Eff the fact that as soon as I hit Post my weekend will begin and as soon as it begins, I’ll blink my eyes and it’ll be Monday again and I’ll be upset that the Effing work week has started the Eff all over again.
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*sigh* it seems like i only post on eff em fridays…
EFF me for posting only on eff em Fridays…terrible, cuz I love the site and read all the comments, but I never say anything smh
EFF this projected 20-30″ of snow that they’re calling for tonight and tomorrow…this is INSANE! i can’t with any more snow this winter, this is ruining all the plans…
EFF my mom for guilting me into staying home with her instead of going to my friends’ house…
EFF me for listening to her guilt trip and taking her seriously.
oh, and did I mention EFF the snow? i thought i lived in DC, not in upstate New York somewhere…smh
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LCD Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
I hear you. EFF THIS SNOW! I live in Maryland. Isn’t Maryland a Southern state? Why is it 20-30 degrees here? Why is it snowing for the second weekend in a row?
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L Boogie Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
one would THINK it was a southern state! i live in MD too, and I feel like I’ve been hoodwinked…i thought this type of snow only happened up north…
And for the 2nd weekend in a row, my plans have been RUINED! ugh. i will probably sleep and drink coconut ciroc to pass the time lol
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LMFAO!! This is the first time I read this and I’m over here cryin!!!
Next week I’m down with the Eff em Friday!!! I. can’t.breathe. to type!
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