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Eff Em Friday
Some of you are probably still snowed in and are using this as a way to tell people to send help. Don’t worry, we will. Right after we finish reading this children’s book effing our brains out. Let’s get it.
Seattle Washington
Eff Google Buzz. There are more than enough ways for people to contact me/see what I’m doing, I don’t need Google Buzz adding on. Not to mention folks I don’t keep in contact with can some how see my comments because we share a mutual friend? Listen Google, I know you’re trying to take over the world and everything, but I’m still dodging Sowhatiff and her lawyer about the welfare check(s). I don’t need anything making it easier to track me down. Help me out and/or just show me where the privacy settings are.
Since we’re talking about that, hey Jenkins --
Eff the deceptive weather. I wake up see the sun peeking through my blinds and immediately my mind races to summer. But the cold quickly reminds me that it’s winter when my boys retreat back into my body feet touch the wood floor. I’d take a sunny winter day over a shitastic winter day any time, but I need 80 degree weather like Pookie needed that rock.
Eff the person that sent me this yesterday. It caused a severe cut in my productivity for the day. At the same time thank you friend because I wasn’t really getting anything done anyway.
(click on it)
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Slim Jackson
LOL. You’re a fool. Eff you in the most hetero and non-pausable way possible.
Eff the fact my voice has been shot for about a week now. I seriously sound like the ghost lady from The Grudge when I’m talking to people on the phone at times. I’m also constantly fatigued. Even when I go to sleep at midnight a reasonable hour, I wake up in the middle of the night and it just effs me up. I wanna go back to days when I didn’t have to drink 2 cups of coffee a day to survive.
Eff the false alarm about the blizzard that was supposed to wreak havoc on Boston and leave us trembling in fear Day After Tomorrow style. It really was politics business as usual.
Eff bad blogging. I still don’t like it.
Miss Jenkins
Eff this muthaeffin’ snow! Seriously, this china white stuff is out of control. True, I got to sit home for 2 days from school, but I didn’t get any substantial amount of work done.
Eff the ig’nant fools who think that because we have gotten so much snow this winter, that global warming is less real. Are you really that dense? #dummies.
Eff Valentime’s Day and the little White baby with wings named Stupid Cupid.
Eff my desire for a wicked slam. Off to the gym I go to work off this energy.
And eff Seattle for thinking he’s funny. I don’t need you to give it to me. Between me and the government, I’m gonna take it…
The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Back like your herpes outbreak
Hold up, lemme roll a big head right quick…cuz I got some effin to do…
Eff self-righteous people. Riddle me this, jackass…if you think you’re sh*t don’t stink, why do you bother flushing it down the toilet? Why don’t you use it as toothpaste or cologne? Or use it to paint your effin house in that “doo-doo brown” shade you just can’t seem to find at your local hardware store? Oh, that’s right, because it does stink! S.T.F.U!
Eff “Dwight” ass muhf*ckas. You know those “I’m the assistant regional manager” type muhf*ckas…but in reality you’re not even assistant to the regional manager. What am I trying to say here…look homie, you’re not that important. Just do your effin’ job and let me be. If I want your input, I’ll beat it out of you.
Eff all the people complaining about snow all along the East Coast right now. First off, it’s.snow. Y’all actin’ like you never seen the sh*t before. Second, am I suppose to feel sorry for your cabin fever? You ain’t been to work in days, and I been shoveling snow off my car so I can barely make it to work on time. What the hell is cabin fever anyway? Do you live in a cabin? Do they even make cabins anymore?
Eff ineffective street pharmacists…again. If I wanted a bag of seeds, I would have went to a gardening store. Isn’t this stuff supposed to be sticky? This is practically dust…I can get dust for free homie.
Eff away,
The Three Ways Crew
RSS & Twitter
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Eff Mayor Adrian Fenty the mayor of DC who doesn’t know how to run this damn city so that it doesn’t look like a war zone when it snows.
Eff Metro too. Those fuckers have me out here stranded because they closed my metro station.
Eff all the chicks who told me they won’t let a guy come in their mouth.
And eff people who won’t comment on your blog but want to hit you side tweets, bbms, texts and gchats. I live for those comments, it lets me know my post was hot. If you have so much to say, say it in the box that says “comment here.”
Eff my apt’s maintenance staff who asked me to move my car so they could plow tomorrow. Negro my car is buried because you haven’t plowed the snow yet. Me and my roommate were out there with two handed paddles moving snow and ish. (Yes, all Greeks keep paddles in their car.)
Eff those fuckers at my job who think i’m going in. It’s eff you pay me Fridays because the 15th is on a Monday.
Ahhh what’s new. First?
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Rahim The Dream Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Eff you Dr J!
now they know we keep paddles in our cars.
Eff you again!
i thought hitting you with gchats was cool. Like i tell the ladies, i’ll just throw it in the box next time.
Okay, now since I don’t feel like writing somewhere all the way at the bottom of the screen where no one would read it, I am going to rattle off mine.
Eff me for being too lazy to go shovel the snow off my car. I am going to hate myself the next time i want to drive somewhere. Good thing I got those paddles.
Eff people who say “we need to get up,” or “yeah, we definitely need to build” “network,” but they don’t really mean it.
I am nearing 30 and I don’t have time for empty future business plans/partners. Bitch, I’m bout my paper. Set a time date and have an idea for what we are going to do, or go sit on your thumb.
Speaking of business, Eff one of my clients for questioning me and my digital marketing skills. My numbers should speak for themselves. Just because you can’t understand my jargon and the complexity of what I did doesn’t mean that I didn’t spend hours doing it–to make yo’ shit tighter.
Lastly, Eff My boy E for sending me daily summaries from Trinidad talking about how he is buying bottles there for the price of snapples here, getting sauced, and teefin’ wines. I hope you split your boy shorts costume on di road.
Eff that, I’m going next year. Whose with me?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:29 am
“And eff people who won’t comment on your blog but want to hit you side tweets, bbms, texts and gchats. I live for those comments, it lets me know my post was hot. If you have so much to say, say it in the box that says “comment here.””
Yep. I’ma go ahead and co-sign this for the most part. People like having in-depth discussions about posts off to the side with the author, but don’t wanna contribute to the discussion on the websites. Eff that.lol.
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Streetztalk Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Cosign, Eff-al
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Rahim The Dream Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
eff you too cuz i damn sure gchat you too about your posts, my bad
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Eff having more work to do on my day off, then when I’ve been in the office all week. Instead of sleeping in until 1 p.m., I’ll be hustling on the computer and phone at 8 a.m. I’d rather just go to work in that case.
Eff having to cover a Civil War reenactment. Why in the gehenna do we have these events? Why celebrate one of the darkest times in our nation’s history. P.S. I thought the South lost.
Eff No. 2 pencils. Those things are deadly. I’ve injured myself one too many times with a pencil. I can’t it take anymore.
Eff the groundhog. I (and apparently the rest of you)cannot take six more weeks of winter. Granted I live in Florida, and it’s been in the 50s. I probably shouldn’t be complaining. I feel for all of you snowed in. Make a snow angel/snow man for me.
Eff me working myself to death these last few weeks. No time to eat. No time to sleep. I can barely comment on Three Ways. Maybe March will be better.
Eff internet through Dish Network. My AT&T was amazing. But oh no I switched to this slow as molasses service to save money. It should not take two hours to watch a 45 minute show online. Of course it does when your service buffers every minute.
Eff John Mayer. Don’t boycott the media because you give bad interviews. We don’t make you look stupid. You do that on your own. How about thinking before you speak?
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Rahim The Dream Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:30 am
I got your snowman right here! Where is gehenna :/
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Toni Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:10 am
Gehenna= Hell
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Rahim The Dream Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
oh. eff gehenna
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Peyso Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:47 am
I want John Mayer to look stupid more often. That was by far one of the most entertaining interviews I’ve read in years
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Toni Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:11 am
I would have had a field day interviewing him. It just makes my day complete when a source provides me with quotable material, especially when they end up looking stupid.
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Ok, it’s my turn on this effing train…
Eff the wind. Yesterday, Raleigh received wind gusts up to 50MPH… Are you effing kidding me? 50 effing miles per hour? Do you know how hard it is to wait for the bus in 50mph wind gusts? No you don’t, do you? So eff you!!!
That’s all for now. I’ve had a pretty good week…
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I’m with Slim – eff this tranny voice that will not go away. And eff this cough that miraculously only kicks in when I’m trying to go the eff to sleep.
And eff me for being up in the middle of the night to read this. Actually – eff you three for posting this effery at this ungodly hour and getting me all over-stimulated.
Eff a Canadian winter without snow. All this suspense about when is it coming is killing me.
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Eff dudes at the gym… I was in there earlier this week, minding my own business, doing squats w/ a medicine ball and these four dudes took a “water break” and stood at the fountain behind me for 2 whole sets just a watching. REALLY!?!? Can I work out in peace? Either bring yo
finely sculptedass over here and speak or go back to the jail house section of the gym where you belong!Eff waking up horny… I’ve had an inappropriate number of inappropriate dreams in the last two weeks.
Eff the postal service for not living up to “rain, sleet, hail, or snow” I’ve got three packages, two checks, and some other random mail all out there in the ether somewhere and have no clue when that ish is being delivered.
Eff Metro… Tuesday it took me two hours to get to work for NO REASON. I’m traveling 15 stops on one line, no transfers, WHY does that take 2 effin hours?!?!
Eff David Banner for tweeting this ignant effin video… I have no effin words for this ish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gXG5SeXV7c
Eff being off my regular schedule… let me get the eff to bed so I can get up in the morning.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:27 am
“Eff dudes at the gym…”
No-Sign.
One day when you are old and wrinkled, no longer get looks from the crowd, you are past the MILF and your daughter is the center of our paynus’ attention.. you are going to miss our oggling.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:41 am
::tips hat to Cheekz::
Mahnin bredrin!
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Eff that…
All oggling should be relegated to the designated oggling areas… the benches right in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the group exercise studio, and the cafe’ area next to the treadmills.
I didn’t say you can’t look, you can even take a prolonged look, but let’s not have a caucus about it in the middle of the gym.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Ok. I am willing to negotiate a treaty.
If we can only lookin those delegated areas, we should be allowed to touch in other ‘no penalty zones’: During hugs, and in the elevator @ work (no snitching to human resources), and @ the club IF you agree to dance with me (not the walking thru the club random smack).
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Negotiations are for p*ssies. What happened to the “I should be able to grab your ass cuz it’s so fat and taking up more space than normal” Cheekz?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
**kanye shrug**
maybe i’ve gone soft on h03s?
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
“Who’re you callin’ a ho? Who da f#@k are you callin’ a ho? Untie me!”
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What’s the safeword?
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Celtics
eff housework… I have to dedicate an entire day to get it all done.
eff the IRS… I have to wait 8-12 weeks for my first-time home buyer’s check.
eff going to the job… I want to get paid for
playingprogramming on the computer at home. One day, I will achieve this dream.eff cold weather… Thanks to Global Warming (yes, warming) the winters are longer and colder. I want to go to the park and play bball w/o being in danger of hypothermia.
eff the cost patents!!! I thought up a cool idea and looked up the prices for a patent. The government gets mad paper off our inventions. A patent can cost $10K, easy and that’s not including any lawyer fees. On top of that, its not guaranteed to get approved. Hence, that $10K is basically a non-refundable application fee. o_O
eff this… I need a vacay…
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Toni Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Eff housework indeed. I’m not domesticated enough for this. Where’s maid service when you need it?
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Eff my work for making me use a PTO on Wednesday, even though all the major highways in the 215 area were closed.
Eff my snowblower that decided to stop working this week forcing me to shovel the 1990′s way and break my damn back.
Eff Cupid and his full of shiet valentines day crap b/c all it does is just glorify that you should love your partner. Hey cupid u i dont think anyone is loving ur ass.
Eff my grad class that is giving me so much busy work to do that I cant even jump start my blog. In others Eff me!
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i hardly ever do these but here goes:
eff this cold ass weather. i moved down south to get away from temps in the teens and being snowed in my house. maybe i need to move to mexico.
eff the fact that i can’t be in florida or new orleans this weekend.
eff me being tired as hell right now.
eff my school for not giving us president’s day off. i just might take it anyway.
eff kobe (just felt like saying that).
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ildolceamore Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Cosign, EFF KOBE!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:22 am
Eff both of y’all
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Tunde Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:41 am
*shrug* don’t matter to me none. oh yeah and eff kobe’s ankle. i hope it doesn’t heal till july.
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RightCoastLex Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Bruh,
http://media.photobucket.com/image/you%20mad/CRSHVLVT/20j1eaa.jpg?o=152
?
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Tunde Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Bruh,
you won’t win this battle. quit while you’re ahead.
http://ymswwc.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kobe_redo.jpg
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Eff February, I give up. I almost made it to March without complaining about the cold, but I’m just done with it now. I want to run in the mornings and have picnics on weekends already!
Eff my niece’s mother for never supporting her own children and their dreams. Eff you lady, she WILL be great if the other side of the family has anything to do with it.
Eff everybody who’s too eager to pair me off with the first kinda nice guy I meet. It’s not that serious, and I obviously do not care that much. Sometimes life is really good without an other
Eff my blanking on my nephew’s b-day present. What do I get a 12 yr old boy? No seriously, help?
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Rahim The Dream Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Did you say that you run in the mornings when it’s warm outside? that’s my style. nice to meet you.
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LunaLove Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Yeah, I’m all excited to get fitted for sneakers and start interval training.
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Peyso Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:32 am
You interval train in the morning? You’re crazy man
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LunaLove Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:43 am
No that’s for weekend workouts or the less frequent evening runs.
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Peyso Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Video games and/or pROn
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:26 am
or a h00ker…
and the video game should be rated Mature.
so basically anything with n@ked ladies.
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LunaLove Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:29 am
You know what? …never the mind the both of you. I am not that cool of an auntie.
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I’m keeping it to one eff this week…
EFF ANYONE THAT HAS FUCKIN SUV or CAR WITH SNOW ON THE GOD DAMN ROOF!! If we have a sponge called the Shamwow, then you can find something to help you clean that roof off…WTF!
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ildolceamore Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Maybe I’m the only one, but I hate when people have snow chunks on the top of their cars. Whenever they accelerate and one falls in front of my car, it’s like a snow bomb that I have to dodge. I feel like I’m in an effing video game & for once it’s not fun!
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Smiley Face Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:16 am
You’re not the only one! And don’t be driving behind a 18 wheeler…it’s like driving through a friggin blizzard!
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Yea man … It’s ridiculous!! They look like huge flying cafetaria trays!!
JUST SWEEP THAT SHIT OFF!!!
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Eff the fact that I have a boss again. My boss got fired in early December and I was straight chillin since then. They just hired a new guy, at least he’s black
Eff on yo couch
That’s about it
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i made a list this week so I wouldn’t forget anything.
Forget Eff, I want to DP my snowblower. Every damn year you have to pay 130 bucks for a tune up. I could have made the price of the damn blower back with this snow storm. Vday just got downgraded due to my blowers inability to get it up.
Eff Ninja Ears. -Credit to ‘I think I love my wife’ If all you listen to is Gucci Mane and Chris Brown please don’t comment on a great performance by the legendary Who. Peter Townsend still has it. Get some culture… Beyonce is not culture. Damn! Ninja don’t know what they are missing, 2520 non-pop music is so…. abstract. It makes Usher look..well shallow.
Eff Cheekie. She didn’t do anything wrong. I just want to wish my e-boo a happy e-vday!
Eff all delivery truck drivers. You Jr Highdrop outs, can’t drive a lick, 4 baby mammas. You drive a truck for a living, your are worthless! What do you get paid, 2.99 per hour? How dare you hit my car, than try to back up like it wasn’t you that put that scratch there. I don’t care if no one can see it but me, your broke behind still can’t afford to fix it.
Eff Salt. I spent all of SuperBowl Sunday, outside in the cold washing my baby down. Than this car dent happened, than the snow storm. Now it looks like someone pulled out and busted on my car
Eff tight pants. Either let me wear jeans to work or stop looking at my strange when I catch wood. Is it really that odd? Like Margie on Big Love said, its a sign that I am healthy.
And Eff Effing with out getting mine. All the media, and blogs, and woman’s rights groups want to cover is the lack of female O’s. What about the lack of man O’s. You act like its doesn’t exist. I don’t care how ‘soar’ you are all you have to do is lay there.
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Smiley Face Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:01 am
“Eff tight pants. Either let me wear jeans to work or stop looking at my strange when I catch wood. Is it really that odd? Like Margie on Big Love said, its a sign that I am healthy.”
I don’t know why but I sniggled and hollered at this!!!!
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Eff all yall complainin @$$ ninjas on the east coast. I’m with RCLS (for once). Cabin fever my @$$. I got Hate my Effin Job and wanna be in my apartment all day jacking off Fever. Eff outta here!
Eff me for being crazy and saying some dumb ish to my crush. Yall see Bailey on Grey’s last night with the sexy anasthesiologist? Yeah, she was far more articulate than I. Stfu it’s not funny! =(
Eff the snow for hitting Dallas and messing up my travel plans. The snow dance was for San Antonio, not Dallas! Damn you mother nature and ur misdirection. Well if I die on the way there, at least I know I got one last eff in before I died.
Blessings, my people!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:50 am
You should agree w/ me all the time. It’s good for your health.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Dear Side Boo,
Sorry we can’t bump uglies on the 14th like normal couples. Ill be over on monday.
Thanks.
P.S. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? Cheekie went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
LMAO
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Annnnd RCLS’s eff em is EXACTLY why I don’t like Boston: self-righteous people. I’m really hoping I don’t have to go up there for a while, it’s not my type of place.
Eff the Tim Burton exhibit at the MoMA for being SOLD OUT all weekend. Eff people who know what they’re going to do 3 weeks in advance. You ruin everything for the rest of us who live life one day at a time.
Eff having to walk to get groceries. If I take the whip, I’ll lose my spot. I’m not fond of carrying milk, juice, and water down the street from the store. It’s cold and I’m little. OH and delivery is WACK, I waited 4 hours for my groceries one time. Eff that.
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EFF!!!
WHAT THE EFF is up with all these friggin potholes on 495!! I didn’t make it out my house just to play Modern Warfare dodging trick azz trick crater sized potholes…What the EFF!!!
Eff my back…my back is sore as heyell!!! Why is snow so cotdayumed heavy?! *stretching and ish as I type*
Mr Postman…where the eff are my packages?! How am I sposed to get my VDAY sessy on without the main ingredient?!! D’oh well….I’m creative, I’ll figure it out.
EFF EFF EFF this cold weather (RCLS, hush your face)…it’s not friendly to certain urryuhhs (that’s “areas” in DC speak) of the body.
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ildolceamore Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:11 am
eff potholes. & eff all the toll money I pay that ends up not fixing them.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:21 am
“EFF EFF EFF this cold weather (RCLS, hush your face)…it’s not friendly to certain urryuhhs (that’s “areas” in DC speak) of the body.”
Translation: “WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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Smiley Face Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:23 am
I got your “WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”! LOL
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Eff my employer for taking my holiday this coming Monday…and not even giving me a heads up. I find out Yesterday that we HAVE to come in on Monday because we are having a visit from some investors. So not only do I have to be here all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed but I have to “dress appropriately” and do the song and dance for these people who are sure to want to talk to me since I am the only one in my office who does what I do (which is a pivotal part of the entire workings of the office).
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eff chicago in general and chicago in particular for desensitizing me to all kinds of random crime…i defniitely saw a drug deal near my building yesterday and my first reaction was to laugh about it being so blatant. i never would have seen anything like that where i grew up in southern illinois
eff the condo association for deciding they needed not shovel the walk the other morning, so i had to struggle through 10 inches ::pause:: of snow just to get outside our gate
eff this married guy who used to try to always talk to me(while he was engaged.smh) who invited me to some kind of “singles” seminar to offer validation that “it’s ok to be single” GTFOH! You don’t know my life ninja! ugghh!!!
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olivya23 Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:56 am
“eff this married guy who used to try to always talk to me(while he was engaged.smh) who invited me to some kind of “singles” seminar to offer validation that “it’s ok to be single” GTFOH! You don’t know my life ninja! ugghh!!!”
BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! That is hilarious!
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Smiley Face Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 11:57 am
eff this married guy who used to try to always talk to me(while he was engaged.smh) who invited me to some kind of “singles” seminar to offer validation that “it’s ok to be single” GTFOH! You don’t know my life ninja! ugghh!!!
oh no he didn’t…O_o
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Eff my boy for saying Souljah Boy was going off in his latest 20 min freestyle! I, being the music consumer I am, felt compelled to listen. I made it through 7 minutes of it. That was 7 minutes I could have spent productively watching paint dry.
Eff this cold I’ve had all week! Thank God I’m finally getting over it today.
Eff snow, ice, sleet, freezing rain, and any variant of winter weather! Half the U.S. looks like The Day After Tomorrow. I can’t even travel 1st class to change the forecast b/c Florida even got snow! WTF?
Eff this head cold and the winter weather for throwing me off my normal routine. I got up to 200lbs of “make dem girls salivate.” I’ve probably lost a few lbs, so I gotta get back on my 2-a-day schedule to gain that weight back and maintain it.
Eff Words With Friends for being my new addiction on my iPhone.
Eff Foxxhole Radio for getting rid of Claudia Jordan and possibly Louis Dix.
Eff Couple’s Retreat… extra mediocre-azz comedy.
Eff Sarah Palin for going in on Rahm Emanuel for saying “retard” but defending Rush Limbaugh when he said it. Drink some Windex and take a nap!
Eff Google Buzz
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Eff DirecTV and their wack a** DVR receivers. What is life without being able to pause live-TV.
Eff FedEx for not delivering my DVR on time!
Eff Finishline for effing up my order. I haven’t bought anything from finishline in 6 years and the one time I go back, they do this ish!
Eff people in Dallas complaining about the snow, you better go outside and build a snowman.
Eff the fail whale on Twitter!
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Eff these dreams I’m having about my crush. It’s too early to have my back blown out every day for the last week—mentally.
Eff the snow. Yes, I said it. 55 effing inches over three days or whatever it was is not acceptable for this urrea.
Eff the potholes which will invariably pop up now.
Eff the neighbors who steal parking spaces that they did not dig out!! May they get what they deserve.
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L Boogie Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
I’m *co-signing* on the dreams bout the crush…laaaawd cabin fever set in and my imagination has been in OVERDRIVE ever since…smh.
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Nikki Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I mean they were a strong R before and NOW they are bordering on XXX.. nah, went PAST that yesterday. . *cues boom chicka-wow-wow music*
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RightCoastLex Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
“Eff the snow. Yes, I said it. 55 effing inches over three days or whatever it was is not acceptable for this urrea.”
Translation: “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’m mad that your comment spills off the screen.lol. That in itself made me laugh.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
The whining is off the charts
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Nikki Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
having lived in Upstate NY, I have earned the right to whine.
EFF RCLS AND SJ. Together..
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Having lived in Upstate NY, you should suck that sh*t up.
And I’m still here. So, there.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
And the real upstate NY…not Yonkers or Westchester County
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Nikki Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Yes, real upstate as in Schenectady.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Oh wow. I’m from Albany. I can vouch for the real upstatedness of Schenectady.lol.
EFF THIS SNOW!
Eff people that drive around with blocks of ice on the top of their cars…clean that ish off before coming out SIR!
Eff cabin fever…I haven’t sat in anyone’s house for as long as I have this week, I’m just thankful I got out of my house when I did…
Eh, that’s about it…haven’t done much of ANYTHING, so there’s not a whole lot to eff this week lol
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Eff my job and the thanklessness of this shyt… I need a resolution, word to Aaliyah
Eff the snow for burying my car. THats gonna be an adventure.
Eff p90x for keepin me in pain, but i will do my best and…. forget the rest. Pause?
Eff comments. lol
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And since I’m on a roll today…
Jenkins…………………………………
http://media.photobucket.com/image/you%20mad/BR0THER_HOOD/post-1342-11791137481-1.jpg?o=28
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
::Closing office door::
L M F A O.
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Mr. Washington, lmao at the finger-sucking and “No you’re never gonna get it.”
Ms. Jenkins, Cupid can kick rocks because despite the weather he can be butt ass naked and just chilling. But I’ll touch upon Valentine’s Day later.
Mr. RightCoastLexSteele you’re a fool for the doo-doo brown house painting and doo doo toothpaste. Minty poo? #ThanksButNoThanks
This is the latest I’ve ever effed. I swear I’m having a great day BUT that doesn’t mean I don’t have a few effs to do. I definitely used one on Twitter but for those of you not following me, here goes:
Eff crossing big streets. I used to get all self conscious like, “I wonder what these drivers feel abt this pedestrian named Sue”. Now I don’t give an eff. I take my time crossing. ^_^ Hit me. I already memorized your license plates. Lawsuittttt lmao #RightOfWaySwindle
Eff the law! ^_^ Always wanted to feel like a rebel and say that.
Eff all the lonelies on Valentine’s Day that are complaining about being alone. Get a friggin flower for yourself and call it a day. Valentine’s Day 2010 is another Sunday. I’m going dolo and I’m happy as hell
even if it took a while for ME to get over it…I’m good money NOW!!Eff the WORLD for making Valentine’s day into some big SHIT when in actuality as pointed out on SBM http://tr.im/NXNs (woot woot), there is a lot more behind the day. Not just showing love on ONE day of the entire 365 days of the year
(or 366, whatever blows your skirt up)“Methinks Valentine’s Day doth sucketh.”Eff the indecisive weather to the umpteenth degree. I cosign anything anyone has said damning this …damned weather. Mother Nature, I wanna meet you. I feel we’re gonna throw down.
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And #ThatIsAll. Hope everyone has a better weekend ^_^
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Wait.. I lied..
Eff the fact that there aren’t warm gloves made for texting outside in this blasted weather.
Eff my bag of lindt chocolate balls. I had 12. Then 9. Then none.
Eff P90X. You make me ache in the worst way ever. I need some…vitamins to help cure this pain..?
Eff that I may have to wait til next week to get the vitamins that my body wants.
NOW #ThatIsAll
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