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Eff ‘Em Friday
Is it just me or did it seem like life crammed five days worth of bull into four days? Sure it makes for a difficult week, but you get a damn good eff at the end of it all. I know the crew here at Three Ways is bursting at the seams, so let’s get this started.
Seattle Washington
Eff this hangover. I swore I wasn’t drunk last night, but the grogginess and this grating headache say otherwise. I feel like I have a tiny gang of Mexican bandoliers giddily busting their six shooters in the air and dancing around in my skull right now. Hopefully by the time you read this, it will have dissipated or I will have called INS.
Eff Sallie Mae (again). I just paid you last week. And no, I don’t have more money for you right now. I didn’t have the money yesterday, what makes you think I’ll have the money now? Do you think I have an offshore bank account that I’m hiding from you? Do you think I know people that could give me mass amounts of money on a whim? If I did, don’t you think I would’ve pursued those avenues instead of asking for an ass raping a loan from you to pay for college? Get. Off. My. Back.
Eff my dad’s employers. 23 years and this is how you treat a “valued” employee? I want to go off, but hey on the bright side – you’ve given me even more reason to start my own company. No one is going to take anything away from me after working hard for almost a quarter of a century. No one. More on that to come.
Eff my boss. I’ve had to set you straight before when it came to your loose, ignorant lips. Then you had the audacity to step over the line because you think things are sweet? I should’ve gotten up from my desk and mushed you in your face. Instead I flipped it, made you extremely uncomfortable and watched with disdain and humor as you awkwardly tap danced in front of me. Dance boy dance. While it was funny to watch you apologize and try to correct your slip up, I’m sure I would’ve been a lot more satisfied if I just chopped you in your throat.
Eff this week. I’m definitely looking forward to the weekend. Who’s up?
Slim Jackson
Eff being sick for the 2nd or 3rd time this winter. It started as increased sleepiness, then progressed into stuffiness, then progressed to a cough, then progressed to overall crippling lameness. I’m pretty sure I have something between Bird Flu and SARS that more than likely won’t be gone for 3-4 days.
Eff my love for oreos. Nope, not those oreos. I mean the actual cookies. I kick the Sour Patch Kids addiction and pick up something new with more fat. Well, I guess this is better than being addicted to cheeseburgers and shaving years off my life with each bite.
Eff Tiger Woods for speaking today and stealing the shine from Eff Em Friday. Then again, I guess this would be a good day for him to speak since effing is what got him in this mess in the first place. #whenstrokesgowrong
Miss Jenkins
Eff immature and unprofessional people.
Eff people who crumble under pressure. Balancing multiple projects and life events is what real adults do. Get used to it, or go home.
Eff feeling like I’m back online and/or planning a week of events like this is undergrad. I have not felt this depth of exhaustion in a while. But I’m not worried. I’ll be passed out tomorrow after I consume numerous dranks. Sleep will be easy.
Damn that felt good. Is it the weekend yet? Eff. Well, it’s your turn folks. Tell us what’s on your minds.
Peace!
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Eff me being so nice.
Now I’m asking, “To be or not to be?”
Eff me spending so much money yesterday.
And I’ve not purchase my filtered shower head and other things.
Eff me being on a more organic tip w/ everything this year.
This sh*ts expensive!
Eff me knowing it’s soooooooooo much more to eff but not putting it here.
*sigh*
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G-Morning sunshine! Wakey-wakey! *beep*
Ahhhhhhh up at 630 for another craptastic day at the office!
Mmmkay.
Eff T-Mobile, Comcast, Sallie Mae and the oil man, unfortnately one (3) of ya’ll are not get paid this week! Enough is enough! Chuh.
Eff not being able to live off the grid on a beach somewhere far far far away.
Eff my addiction to cheeseburgers (yeah Slim, hush.) I cook and bring lunch, yet twice this week the cheesburger trumped brown rice.
Eff Danny Effing Ainge for trying to get rid of someone who actually loves playing for Boston, great team player who builds moral and who drops 3s like bad habits! Are you that in love with Tony Allen Danny? Well are yah?
Well the day is young, I’m sure I’ll have more later.
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Patrice Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Yup! Eff you for real this time Danny Ainge!! Eff you with all the poles of the horses you road back into town on!!
Eddie House #50, my love, my sweetness in Celtics green, you will be missed by too many to name!!
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Eff growing up. Remind me why I’m leaving the comfort of my FREE bedroom at my parents house to go pay rent in New Jersey. New Jersey?! Eww…
Eff this guilt trip my mother is sending me on for making her an “empty nester”, even though my sisters are still there -__-
Eff moving to my own place and not having a visitor lined up. Aww
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LoudPen Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 7:34 am
Are you moving to Newark?
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 8:52 am
LOL @ “Eff growing up. Remind me why I’m leaving the comfort of my FREE bedroom at my parents house to go pay rent in New Jersey. New Jersey?! Eww…”
I had the same feelin when I moved there…hahaha
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T Dot Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:36 am
What is all this hate towards NJ? Its really not as bad as people make it out to be. Yeah I’m a Jersey girl.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:42 am
How do you get that smell off of you?
#noshots
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Eff the fact that I am up at 730 on a non work day looking for a job b/c the one I have doesn’t pay enough.
Eff the fact that I have been working on this non profit business for almost a year and I’m still at square one.
Eff the fact that I seriously believe I’ll never get effed again. I need to go dig up that one dude’s number, it wasn’t good but at least I’ll know everything is still working down there.
And where is Miss Jenkins, three ways crew? Eff that she needs to be here! I like reading her posts. Eff it, I’m done.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 7:36 am
Umm, she’s there…lol.
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LoudPen Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 8:54 am
You stop telling me tales Slim! Stop it right now! Well maybe she is here in spirit…lol
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:11 am
My bad boo. I crept in a little late. Had a long day yesterday. Hence the tone of my eff ems. lol.
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LoudPen Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Perfectly understandable my dear. I had a long day yesterday as well. Enjoy those drinks tomorrow and take a shot for your girl!
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LoudPen Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Oh my bad, I see Miss Jenkins post now. LOL
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@LoudPen
Montclair. Is Newark where all the action is?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 8:47 am
its Jersey, there is no action.
NJ City got some thangs though.
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LoudPen Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 8:53 am
Sadly no. Newark is the ghetto. I’ve never seen a city that is completely ghetto. I mean usually you have both good parts and bad parts but all of Newark is just no bueno. I wanted to ask you before I started going inn, lol.
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EFF!
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Eff my team member that decided to call in sick today. now i got stuck with too much work
Eff my ex that called me at 11pm on wed ‘to come take him to the hospital’ and didnt bother saying thanks
Eff my extreme kindness and nice personality, i need to be tough
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Eff being sick for over a week (get ready Slim).
Eff a cough that get’s worse when you laugh so you can’t even enjoy a good joke w/o sounding like you need to be quarantined.
Eff a job that gives you a promotion and then tells you if you want to pick up extra hours on a Sunday, you’ll have to take a paycut for those hours. What the Eff? #wddda
Eff needing the money enough that I’ll work on Sunday for those reduced hours.
Eff getting into My grad program and not having enough time to handle the details because of extra hours at work. (This should be good but I’m stressed)
Eff student loan sharks (Holla at me Seattle). If you eff up my financial aid for my master’s you’ll never see your money, what then?
Eff GA weather, I wanna get better, but last weekend it was snowing and iced over and this weekend, we’re supposed to have a high of 62.
Eff long-distance relationships and knowing I wouldn’t give a eff about any of this shit if I could get some quality time in w/ my man.
There’s a lot more to eff, but that feels good for now.
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Eff 1 out of my 7 or so managers
I want to send a special Eff to one of my many managers! Out of the 7 managers I’ve worked with I have never work with such a horrible manager in my life. She puts a shame to female leadership around Corporate America with her cattiness and petty efforts to throw people under the bus as well as her lack of accountiablitiy.
Eff Tiger Woods for addressing the media now. Some of us could honestly careless with what you have to say at your 11am press conference. Oh yes the press conference is open to NO QUESTIONS and his statement is already open to the public…lol
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Hasn’t been a bad week,
But I’ll off anyway b/c like Tiger, I can’t turn it down.
Eff my co-worker for being two years older than me and being married and today telling everyone that he is going to be a father. That puts too much pressure on me … now the old lady that sits in front of me is going to start giving me tips on how to knock wifey up. On Wed she handed me and article she cut out for me in the WSJ on how to get your finances together before you say I do. “What?! B1tch!”
Eff Subliminals. I feel like my supervisors want to tell me to stop horse playing around on the internet. Yes, I need to update my fantasy team every day. I’m like a child who isn’t pushed in the classroom. That leads me to my next point…
Eff My Scariness, why am I so scared of asking for a promotion. The worst they can say is no. What am I scared to show the people in my department I am better than this position? They already know I think I’m better.
Eff Moving. You always forget something. Why did I have to dry my big ass this morning with a dish rag?
Eff people telling me to get a haircut, I’m going to keep growing it until I get some Roscoe’s Chicken and waffles and or I have enough for an S-Curl (I’m bringing it back!)
Eff my landlady’s fluffy white dogs! Listen Sancho and Pebbles, no one is scared of you. Stop barking whenever someone comes into the house. I will step on you. And Pebbles stop walking over to people acting like you want someone to pet you than run away in fear.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:36 am
and Eff Eddy Curry.
You need to not pick up your option next year. Let’s be serious, you know you are not worth 10 Million. Damn sucka, you aint worth one million. Atleast it’s an expiring contract next year so we can move you for some parts. B/c if we get our wish, Bosh and Lebron aka LeBosh (shout out to Gun&Butta for that one, GENIUS) we wont haev room for much else. And that is money we could spend on Lee.
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Destined for Greatness Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 11:34 am
S-Curl never left!
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eff the headache i had yesterday. i was awakened at 3:41am by a migraine that lasted the ENTIRE day. no relief. when i woke up this morning i was fine though.
eff the dude that poked me in the eye and busted my nose this morning all in one motion. how do i go from getting a rebound to laying on the ground blinded in one eye and bleeding profusely?
eff this el nino ass weather. two weeks ago we had snow that shut the city down for 3 days and now its gonna be damn near 60 degrees today. i just don’t get it.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 9:39 am
its 9:30 what time were you playing ball?
They have pick up games @ 4AM?
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Tunde Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
i play at 5am till about 7:30 MWF. believe it or not there are good runs and maybe about 20-25 people. guys go there before work i guess.
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Eff my friends with their baby showers & bridal showers this weekend. I can’t afford the crap you’ve asked for so I will be buying you a cheaper gift. And best believe when I get to this point I’m inviting everyone I’ve ever purchased a gift for.
Eff that these stupid showers are making me feel bad about still being single. I know better but when you cram it all in one weekend, its messes with a girl’s self-esteem.
Oh yeah & Eff the people I work with who keep asking me why I’m single, cause I’m so pretty. If that was the only requirement you don’t think i would have taken care of this situation already?!!
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eff the fact that i broke down last night and ate mcdonald’s….and had sbarro on wednesday…and haven’t hit the gym since sunday…must get back on the grind!
eff my job for firing my coworker without finding a replacement, then putting all his work on me; i can not do everything!
eff my love for sleeping on the couch, this cannot be normal.
eff my job for making me so busy that i have no time to talk to my S.O.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Is there a correlation between the couch and work being OD busy?
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Nicole Noelle Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
nope, i just like it. even when work was chill, i was a sleep on the couch fan. it’s different of course when i’m with my SO, but when i’m by myself, it’s eff the bed, give me the couch
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EFF WESTERN EFFING UNION!!!
1st up: I can’t understand you! Your accent is killing me! Secondly: I can’t do a money transaction online, which I’ve done a gazillion times before!!! Oh is it because now I am trying to help my folks down ah yard? “We regret to inform you…blah blah blah” EFF YOU!!! Are you going to tell me why? Can I delete my account with you guys then?? No? Why not? “Oh ma’am…” EFF THAT and EFF YOU! CLICK!!!
I hate when folks mess with my day…and Western Union just made sure to ruin my morning completely!!!
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Ok… I’m in on this “Eff ‘Em” Friday… Let’s see…
Eff being a massge therapist at a place where the owners don’t know sh*t about massage! I’ve told y’all give me a notice when you need something. I asked for a day off and y’all acted like I was asking for a muhfugging kidney. I work SIX days a week & told y’all I’d do two Hot Stone in a day (and nobody else does). And y’all tripping? Then w/ the Hot stone you aint give me the break I asked for between the two. Don’t ask for sh*t if you aren’t going to respect my muhfuggin request. I’m taking a week ofin July. Don’t say sh*t!
Eff my homeboy that I’ve liked as long as I’ve known him. Everytime you said you were interested you never followed through w/ sh*t. So I figure we’ll give it one last try & ALL you talk about is all the guys I dated instead of you. You act like I was eff’n these ninjas & YOU were on the bullsh*t. If that’s all I’m going to hear, we can just remain friends. Damn!!!
Eff my car!!! Heffa, I take and put a new engine in you & you got the nerve… the audacity to broke down AGAIN! I need a new engine again?! Eff that. Junk that sh*t out. I’ll take the bus!
Ohhhhh… That felt good. I’ll be back next Friday. I’m sure they’ll be more mess to eff.
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Eff Dish Network. One of their workers guessed which line should be unplugged and guess who it was? I’ve been without internet and satellite for two days. Not to mention the internet connection is always slow. At least I didn’t have to get beligerent before they came and fixed the issues.
Eff it being to cold to dress cute. Step show festivities are this weekened and I may have to party hardy in a full length jacket. For the last four years we’ve been rocking shorts and tees. Darn you global warming.
Eff having to review four months of work and figure out what’s contest worthy. I don’t even rememeber writing half ths stuff. And I have to limit entrie to two per category. Do they know how much I write? At least it’s not the whole year. Here’s hoping I place in at least one writing category for the company’s awards. This is the first step to the Pulitzer.
Happy Weekend All!
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Eff people who invade my personal space. You see this personal bubble stay within its limits or I may be forced to punch you in the face. Ok yeah thanks.
Eff dumb people trying to outsmart me. If you’re going to try to get me out my money they least you could’ve done was to try a new lie. You told your mother and me that same lie two weeks ago.
Eff my co-workers for tyring to fuel my addiction. They know I’m trying to get over this Sour Patch Kids thing *sratch scratch* and then they go and buy a big bag for my desk. I know it was that crocodile skinned heffa. Hmph. Eff them all.
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Toni Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I hate it when people get in my personal bubble. Sometimes you just need to punch a person.
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Eff my supervisor for trying to undermine me. Ol’ Leatherface looking heffa. Yes, I have a record of all the cases I’ve done, in fact I gave you a PAPER copy of it three weeks ago. B!tch, please. Poof, be gone.
Eff these snowpiles.
Eff the crazy co worker who came back to work after three months. She’s been her three days and already we want her gone.
Eff the details, because I am a big picture person.
Eff Tiger. NO ONE CARES!! After the third chick, you lost all sympathy. Be a man and take some questions.
Eff this effed up work week, thanks to the offspring’s school opening 2 hours late all this week. I am ready to get back to normal.
Eff kicking Sour Patch Kids addiction. You can pass that bag of goodness right on over to me, Slim. Please and thank you.
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Eff my job and “busy season” especially when were staying later for perception purposes. This shyt is for the birds. It’s time to put operation: Exodus in effect!
Eff not seeing workout results until I take pics! Hopefully I’m making great gains. I feel great though, other than the soreness.
Eff my credit resotration company for disputing the wrong negative balances on my account! Rep tape sucks, and so do they right now. They good overall but EFF DAT
Eff my accountant for not responding to me when I sent that sucka all my tax info. He acts like I wont make a power switch. I need to get my already-spent refund check! #dontjudgeme!
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eff being at work in a pencil skirt and pantyhose even tho it’s casual friday because i have a meeting with somebody more important than me…who schedules meetings on friday afternoons anyway [sigh]
eff a friend coming in town and asking to stay w/me without warning..it was cool the first night, but G, you are NOT about to be messing up my company all week. uggh!! then to have the nerve to get an attitude and say you felt like i dont want you there?? its cuz i dont!!
eff the student loan, gas bill, and credit card bill all being due…no shopping for me this week
eff my guy eating everything in my dang house and not replacing anything…so when i come home ready to enjoy my cookies, there’s one left..seriously ninja? talkin bout “oh yeah, i meant to get you some more” ugghhh!!!
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Eff working far as hell from home… I’ve been so effin busy that now I have to spend my day off doing all the ish I couldn’t do all week.
Eff the fact that I stayed up late Weds. night writing a great effin blog and then was so busy yesterday that I forgot to promote that ish. #shamelessselfpromotion
Eff my new temp agency… what was the point of me filling out tax forms with my correct address if you were just going to put whatever address you wanted on the forms. Now you got me paying taxes in the wrong effin’ state.
Eff the US Postal Service. I just got mail for the first time in 3 weeks yesterday. How you gonna effin’ deliver my Feb & March issues of InStyle on the same effin’ day? I got 5 effin packages that were supposed to be delivered midweek… ain’t seen one yet. Since I’m working again I had a friend mail me a suit I accidentally left at her crib when I was visiting one weekend… how they eff is the post office gonna return my effin package to sending because they couldn’t deliver it in the show what the eff is that about?!??!
Eff 2520s… I go to a college basketball game and 2502s keep asking me if I’m from the city where the college I’m repping is located… SERIOUSLY!??! You wouldn’t assume I was an alum? That would be my first assumption. Then when I say I went to school there your reaction is “REALLY?… Oh wow!” WORD!?!? So what, you thought all these black people in here migrated here from the same small town?!?! EFF YOU! I got a degree b*tch!
Eff… I almost forgot it’s Lent… get guess I won’t be eating that steak I marinated last night. ::off to Horace & Dickey’s::
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Eff this Tiger Woods crap… Wtf. Leave him the eff alone already!!! He’s sorry (he got caught). Men cheat. Big effin whoop.
Eff going to work on time. I got 6 weeks left here and I don’t give a eff!!!
Eff that I don’t have any new crushes this week… The last one was disappointing at best. People are so much better when you don’t know anything about them except the stuff you invent in your mind… Real people are wack.
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Eff getting to NYC thinking my hat/scarve/glove set was already here and now not being able to find it.
Eff my NY boo for being out of town this weekend…I was planning on having all my meals on him, now my budget is gonna be off
Eff Airtran for charging for luggage and having the nerve to tell me it is an excess baggage fee…when did 1 bag become excessive?!
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Eff stupid #tigersluts and their attorneys. No one feels sorry for you.
That’s all I have. The weather is beautiful and the weekend is here!! G’day mates!!
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So, I’ve given up candy for lent (if you know me, this is truly a damn sacrifice). Unfortunately, although it makes me feel smugly better than myself should I accomplish it, I sit right next to the candy dish we always have. Anyhow, folks have been making exaggerated “mmmm!” noises everytime they come sample a piece of candy by me. So, eff them. Granted, it was my idea to put a candy dish there some time ago, so eff me too.
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Cheekie Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
ETA:
“Eff my dad’s employers. 23 years and this is how you treat a “valued” employee? I want to go off, but hey on the bright side – you’ve given me even more reason to start my own company. No one is going to take anything away from me after working hard for almost a quarter of a century. No one. More on that to come.”
Just gotta say that I can feel ya on this completely, Seattle. For about a year now, my mom has been going through some bullish after being there for 20 years. And it all came down to one dayum person, her supervisor. She’s been harrassing her for taking FMLA (the dumb bish doesn’t know how unethical/plain wrong this is…dumbass), harrassing by forcing her to take a job that TWO optometrists said she wouldn’t be able to form (another dumbass move). Anyhow, she’s complained to everyone from her union rep to EEOP, with little to no results. It’s stressed her out something fierce which has subsequently made me upset of course because sheeit, that’s my mama, don’t eff with her. Anyhow, after all of that, she contacted to human resources in the corporate headquarters (in another state) and threatened to sue, giving them all the details of the harrassment. Anyhow, just a couple of days ago, she found out she has a new boss and her old one has been making mysterious trips down to the corporate headquarters. Yeah, we know what’s up. MamaCheekie: 1; DumbassBishWhoDoesn’tKnowTheLaw: 0.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Lol. I’m happy for your mom and that her supervisor got was coming to her. I fear that my pops may need to take similar actions.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
February 19th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
It’s so frustrating the ways companies Eff people over. Makes me wary of linking my emotions w/ my work place. My friend’s dad was the chief sound engineer at a well known but much hated television station that will remain nameless for as long as I could remember. He lived at that job and was always called on to fly somewhere and work on a project last minute. He had a heart attack and while he was out on sick leave they “dissolved” his position. No notice. Bastards.
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I’m tardy to the party.
Eff this week, so glad its almost over. The haze continues next week as I work like a slave at the conference we’ve spent the entire last 6 mos planning. But I will be ending next week with lots of liquor so I’m already happy about that
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