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Eff ‘Em Friday
It’s the end of the week. For many of us in the northeast, it’s gotten really wet…in one way or another. We’re glad the weekend is here and we don’t have to trudge out to work or class. But before we get to that, we need to eff it out. Hard.
Slim Jackson
Eff this pain that’s occurring in the upper-middle part of my back. It’s as if there’s a tiny vice grip on one of my nerves that seems to get tighter and tighter as the days go by. I’m confused as to whether I should take a painkiller, muscle relaxer, or a mind-altering (and legal) drug.
Eff this rain. I was debating over whether I’d prefer rain or snow right now and I think my vote goes to snow in the short term and rain in the long term. Coming in the house and feeling damp is gross. Coming in the house and feeling cold is unpleasant, but the immediate warmth is gratifying.
Eff that it’s already March. Don’t get me wrong. I want the nice weather to return, but this year is flying by. I behind on my goals for the year and have a long way to go in what seems to be a relatively short amount of time.
Eff the fact that I’ve recently been inspired to venture into Blogtalk Radio. Yep, a radio show with me, RCLS, and another cohort. One more thing to add to my to-do list, but it’s gonna be fun. More to come on that for yall in the very near future.
The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele,
Eff you if you’re not feeling the Honorable amendment to my name. You can’t stop destiny.
Eff LT. If there’s no crying in baseball, there sure as hell ain’t no cryin’ in football. Ok, so you have an emotional attachment to the team. I get that. But you’re acting like you were there as long as Brett was in Green Bay. I can understand if you shed a tear or two, but cryin’ like your mama just beat you was unnecessary.
Eff those P90X and Insanity commercials for reminding me I’m not in the shape I want to be in and making me feel bad for not hitting the gym. It would be aight if they came on every once in a while, but I see them first thing in the morning and last thing at night. And while I’m at it, eff all the people that insist on talking about their P90X endeavors in their FB status messages. I saw your new profile pic homie…it’s still looks like the “Before” photo. Get that sh*t out my news feed.
Eff Tiff for asking me to “talk some sense” into Seattle. Didn’t you just do a post about not getting the hint? Take your own advice…
Seattle Washington
Eff Sowhatiff. …Do I need to have a reason?
Eff all this rain. Sure my name is Seattle Washington, but there a reason I don’t live there. I’m about to build an ark and gather two of everything. RCLS, make sure you bring plenty of seeds for that kush.
Eff my impatience. My ambitious nature is telling me that I’m not where I’m supposed to be, yet everyone else is telling me that I’m just fine. Eff that, I got where I am now by running my own race and I’m sure I’ll succeed by doing just that.
Eff my alcoholic coworkers. I thought peer pressure ended in high school? I have to go home guys. Nah, really I… OK, I’ll stay for another beer. High Life!
Miss Jenkins
RCLS and Seattle, yall only get half a bar. Eff yall ninjas.
Eff needing to do work today.
Eff people for being all scared of the snow. Yes, we are getting more of it. Calm down.
It’s your turn folks. Let it out. Let it all out!
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff this damn snow, it ruined my surprise trip to Binghamton
Eff this damn snow again for adding another hour to my 1.5 hour commute home from school and work
Eff the parents of my students..Why the hell did you send your kid to school with ringworm?? Then come to school with a doctors note for clearance at 4pm…left your kid, and then came back for him at 5:45pm!!!!!
Eff my little cousin for taking a semester off school and not telling me…
Eff all of those people that want to be in my presence because I’m ambitious, and think that it will “rub off” on them…GRRRR…if it rubs off on all of you…what the hell is left for me?? #Imjustsayin
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Peyso Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Bingo is a terrible place
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Ms.Lotus Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Peyso…:( Why would you call my alma mater a terrible place??
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Eff Bloomberg for not declaring tomorrow a snow day
Eff my storage company for not having online or over the phone bill pay
Eff Right Coast for calling me an HBCU grad! I take umbrage at such an asinine remark.
Eff all this dam snow. It needs to stop
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Out of Trees Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 8:22 am
There you go w/ that suto-intellectual bullsh*t…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 8:30 am
LMAO!
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Peyso Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 9:44 am
You mean a snow day for the city workers? Cuz the schools sure are closed….
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Lionheart Streetz Jericho Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:38 am
LMAOOO awww shyt! @ Suto
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Satya Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
When I wrote this school wasn’t closed yet.
RCLS- eff you! =)
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“Eff my impatience. My ambitious nature is telling me that I’m not where I’m supposed to be, yet everyone else is telling me that I’m just fine. Eff that, I got where I am now by running my own race and I’m sure I’ll succeed by doing just that.”
^^^^^^^^
That gave me LIFE!!!!!!
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“I saw your new profile pic homie…it’s still looks like the “Before” photo.”
LOL! That’s not nice.
Eff these emotions. I can’t shake ‘em… I’m emotional.
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Eff 2012 and John Cusack, I don’t need another reminder that the world can come to an end at any time, and I damn sure don’t need to be thinking about it before going to sleep.
Eff my indecision
Eff Seattle Washington for making me think that he actually lived in Seattle, Washington. I thought for a second I’d actually found one other person online from Washington. (Although with this statement “Eff my impatience. My ambitious nature is telling me that I’m not where I’m supposed to be, yet everyone else is telling me that I’m just fine. Eff that, I got where I am now by running my own race and I’m sure I’ll succeed by doing just that.”, I might take that eff ‘em back because I can relate.)
Speaking of, eff this bipolar weather. I’m tryin to make plans for the weekend.
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Sue Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:56 am
Damn.. I thought he lived there too.. But I know there was a post about that… damn you Seattle!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
My bad? Lol. No I’m not from Seattle, I’m just another Black guy named after a city. I’m actually from Queens, NYC. “Seattle Washington” is just my blaxploitation-esque pen name. I wanted to be like Shaft when I was little.
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sanen85 Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:58 am
Replying to my own dang comment. Eff 2012 again for being as damn predictable as I expected, and eff the heifer in that movie for not waiting more than 27 days to hook up with her ex after her husband died. Dang, did she even cry?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 8:32 am
**SPOILER ALERT**
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sanen85 Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Ooops! I didn’t even realize I did that at the time. I hope I didn’t ruin the movie for anyone, you guys can feel free to delete that comment.
Who am I kidding, if you didn’t see that one coming at the opening credits, you need to re-examine some things in your life. It’s almost like considering it a spoiler when someone mentioned that *Spoiler Alert* the ship sunk before you went to see the Titanic.Reply
Toni Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Eff bipolar weather indeed. It went from 75 to 45 degreews in the span of three days. I have the cold to prove it.
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Anywhoo.. terrible week. Not gonna eff so much
Eff this snow, rain, whatever is going on right now. Make up your mind Mother Nature! I swear, I wanna fight her. Albany is getting this snow/rain business back and forth…
Eff Suny Albany for charging me for classes that I dropped. 2 classes = $1300+ of a loan I wasn’t ready to take out but I’m gonna have to now. And I will take my time paying it back!
*Rihanna voice* Eff LOVE – now I’m not one to talk about it but damnit, I was strolling down memory lane, dreading every step. And every time I wanna look back, I remind myself that there’s a reason my eyes face forward.
Eff emotions. I don’t have to explain that
Eff my accounting major. I love the concept still but these teachers make me dread getting up in the morning for class. Talk about discouraging. Life of an Unhappy Undergrad
Eff a carfax…not the one for a car…the one for people (If Slim comes on here and says something to me about my Non-driving ass, I’ll scream)
Eff you. I hate you. Still. Now FOMF!
Eff the thirsts that deny their thirstiness. I can see you ma!
Eff cars that speed when it’s raining out. I didn’t ask for a facial (#pause) of street rain water.. Appreciate it if you’d slow down a bit
Eff having so much on my mind and no reliable people close-by to visit to console my poor, weak & fragile heart
Eff that reliable person being too far to walk to…The snow only made it much harder to get to him =\
Eff ME for lying about not effing a lot. Damn, I gotta a lot on my mind damnit! *runs away & cries*
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eff this snow! it is driving a HUGE dent in my weekend plans. i have laundry to do, (i had) a race to run and most importantly, a rare DATE. ugh.
eff my new running sneaks that have jacked up my knee.
eff my homegirl for getting the opportunity of a lifetime (working in dubai for 6 months), and actually hesitating. we can switch places if you like!
eff my emotions, and eff the dude who is causing them to act up. get out of my head already, please and thanks.
eff being shy. that shit is whack.
to all, be safe in the snow
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Eff my soon to be former supervisor because she’s wack. (and she’s decided that I spent too much time on the Interwebs and is having it tracked since the PILE of work she gave me is now up to date and current–she figured I wouldn’t be able to finish it in time. Chile, please.)
Eff FOIA requests. Why do you need to know my name AND my salary? Unless you plan to donate to the salary.
Eff not moving up at my job.
Eff those brownosers who do move up yet dont know policy or programs, and are doing the most (and apparently to the right people)
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Umm, is it possible your supervisor knows about 3 Ways?lol. If so, she might as well subscribe.
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Nikki Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
no. its not. :/
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Who in the hell turned on the wind machine??? Haysus Cristo! Driving this morning was NOT fun…barely missed the tractor trailer the overturned on 270 this morning (praise be)….
I’m ready to go home….
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Eff you three (and SBM and Dr. J and Streetz) for making me late to work almost every day this week with your riveting social commentary.
Eff these little girls at work who want to get salty every time I disagree with them. Watch yourselves ladies – I may be new here but I will be your boss soon.
Eff all-girls karaoke tonight. What is the freaking point?
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Lionheart Streetz Jericho Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Eff u very much
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Eff my supervisor. I got work today earlier despite a mountain of snow and having to go down a one way street backwards (2nd time in a month). I thought I would be the only person here today. From the bottom of the totem pole to the top! 4 hour lunch breaks. hanging up on lawyers. watching p0rnye at work! THE LIFE! Than she had to come in, I still get the brownie point b/c me and her are the only people in the department, but my freedom is gone.
Eff Religious Intolerance. Slim wrote his best blog of the year and I missed out on the conversation. I don’t know how person can make a blanket statement about a religious group and think that is wavy. I wish I could have told em: Atheist have the lowest rate of divorce of any religious group in the country! The Lowest! Damn, I never took a post more personal. Shout out to Slim for being holy and still standing up the little guy… the rest of you, thanks for damning my marraige. Jerks!
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Eff being broke and the agencies that contribute to my level of brokeness
Eff nightmares about being back at my old job….*shivers*
Eff my former supervisor from said job asking a friend about me…my reaction?? as Too $hort would say “Biiatch!”
Eff riots over fee hikes at my alma mater. I mean, I know the shit is expensive but I can assure you vandalizing campus buildings and getting arrested is not going to make them anymore inclined to give you more money! GO BEARS!?
Eff this ish if it’s really true: http://ucregentlive.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/a-noose-found-at-ucsd-library/ , and especially eff all the people disregarding it as a non-issue
Eff bein’ broke one more time enough to include all the em-effers who owe me back like they owe they taxes…
And on that note, eff taxes…eff u, pay me IRS
And lastly, eff being the reliable friend…why can’t I just be selfish for ONCE?
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Eff 6am Boot Camp and Eff that I loved it!! I have a ton of energy, but I’m tired at the same time. I could barely walk up the stairs this morning.
Eff the freezing wind!! Washing my locs this morning was a bad idea…
EFF CIAA!! Actually, Eff weekend work for making me miss CIAA. There’s no debauchery like HBCU debauchery, and I’m going to miss it.
Eff Lent!! I vowed to give up celibacy for Lent, and it’s just not working out. Maybe I’ll go to CIAA after all….
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Ash Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 10:23 am
“Eff Lent!! I vowed to give up celibacy for Lent, and it’s just not working out. Maybe I’ll go to CIAA after all….”
Hold up…you gave up celibacy for Lent?! Like, you decided to START having sex to be closer to God? LOL! Am I reading this funny? If so, eff me!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 10:51 am
I couldn’t think of anything else to give up for Lent. And what better way to get closer to God? lol
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Jesus M Christ Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:12 am
“I vowed to give up celibacy for Lent, and it’s just not working out. Maybe I’ll go to CIAA after all….”
I APPROVE IT!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Hey Cheekz.lol.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Thanks Jesus!! I knew YOU would have my back!! LMFAO!!!
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Sue Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
OMG!! Don’t tell me that’s…oh Lord. I didn’t mean him ^^ =( the REAL Him.. I’m praying for you…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Yeah, it looks like you said you were giving up celibacy which now means you’re open to taking a trip to Strokesville, TennesseethisD. Is this true?
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
*almost spits out tea*
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Yeah, I almost spit out my coffee when I first read that. Then, I realized I need to get back in the practice of swallowing…. lol.
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Eff the fact that I’m in the office.
Eff the fact that other ppl are in the office.
Eff that today I legititmaly felt like a sardine on the train.
Nothing else to eff
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Yeahhhhhh… buddy!!! Eff’Em Friday!!!
Eff ‘em my ‘bosses’ for insulting my intelligence. We ask for a decent hand soap to wash our hands after making money for you through the art of massage & you pull a stunt like that. You take an almost empty bottle of hand soap from YOUR house, put Palmolive in the muhfugga, & set it by the sink like this sh*t is really hand soap. IT’S THE SAME SH*T WE SAID WAS DRYING US OUT AND MAKING US ITCH!!! Eff y’all with two stiff ones. You think you’re so clever… lol… I got your clever.
Eff people that call when I’m in my toasty bed on my way to La La Land wanting me to meet them at the Waffle House, Cafe Brasil, IHOP… Ninja, it’s 2:54am and I’m SLEEPING. Tell me about it at a decent time.
Eff wanting to get into better shape but not wanting to get out of bed to put in that work.
This has been a pretty decent week. I pray it continues. Peace, beautiful ones.
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New here but it seems like the perfect way to get through this friday!
Eff the fact that my office feels the same as outside! might as well move the desk out there atleast I can get some fresh air!
Eff my commitment issues and the willingness to bail on a 500+ dollar trip because I don’t want to meet his parents and play arm candy for a couple of hours.
Eff^2 the wind in DC, I can’t think in this type of weather
Eff UPS for attempting to deliver my packages 5 mins AFTER I leave for work…
Eff it All!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Welcome to the mix. Make sure you come back and kick it with us regularly!
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Sidenote – is anyone else seeing the Na’vi softcore porn banner on this site? Effing hilarious.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:01 am
I saw that. I’m also going to order a Papa John’s pizza tonight as a result of the other banner.
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Sue Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 11:08 am
=( I don’t have any banners
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'Tree Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Yeah I saw it. Crackin up lol.
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Eff Tiff for skatin on her Eff ems. #fortitudepose
Eff this snow for messin up my travel plans somewhat
Eff my JOB for having me here all hours of the night. Time to make a power switch!
Eff my taxman. Switch and got a new oe and HES STUNTIN TOO! smfh…
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
lol. Damn son! Eff you for trying to play me. I wrote those drunk at 8am this morning. #canilive?
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Lionheart Streetz Jericho Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
you sharing them dranks? smfh
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Eff work. I’m not doing shit today cuz I’m outchea in 45 minutes to go to CIAA so eff yall haters who can’t make it!!
Eff the cold @$$ east coast. It’s 68 degrees here, why can’t CIAA come here so I can wear my hoochiest gear and not catch pneumonia?!? Sheeeit.
Eff March for the same damn reason, Slim… You have NO idea what I gotta get done by the end of the month, much less year… Eff me!
And eff Miss J (sorry that I just officially turned a threesome into a train on you ma but I have to). Thanks to ur post yesterday, I had not one, not two, but THREE, yes count em, THREE crazies text me yesterday asking me when they were gonna see me again… Apparently news travels fast that I’m hittin up the east coast this weekend. Eff em el! =/
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
My bad.
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I shouldn’t be effing so much. I gave up my temper for Lent..
Is it really possible to eff a lot? Because this has got to be one of those Fridays where I am NOT feeling anything and [maybe] everyone. A #StayAwayFromSueOrIWillBiteYou day..
Eff my finance class. I swear I have THE biggest grudge ever against this class. I’m paying to learn something in college that I didn’t have to pay for in high school. This whole government is a big swindle so eff them too.
Eff Uncle Sam (cont’d from the previous eff). Everyone, it’s #GetNakedForUncleSam. He asks no questions, gives no comments, just looks at u. If u dont take it off he will.
Eff my thumb nails.. They had to get snagged on something and now I had to cut them down. I’m waiting for them to grow…#sukishrug
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Eff law schools for taking so long to get back to me. I’d like to know where I’m going!
Eff a guy for giving me a million mixed signals. For 5+ years now and eff myself for dealing with it.
Eff weight loss. I need instant solutions!
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eff me being tired this whole week.
eff these 6 presentations i have in the next 2 weeks.
eff the sharp pain in my elbow. well eff my elbow period. i accidentally used it to split open my friends forehead yesterday going for rebound. still feel kind of bad about that.
eff the fact that heroes and for the love of ray-j doesn’t come on right now. my monday nights are rather bleak now.
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eff the fact that all flights to Boston were cancelled last night for RAIN (?!?!??) and i had to spend the night in Chicago instead of with my SO
eff the uncomfortable silence as i rode in the hotel elevator with an old wet overweight man in a speedo
eff the fact that my senior manager is questioning my travel expenses….dude, you’re up for partner, y are you worried about my per diem? stop focusing on things that the ppl underneath you can handle; Delegate!
eff my management team and they’re ridiculous disorganization. how can i follow u if y’all don’t know what you’re doing?!
eff the fact that i never took up a winter sport; wonder if it’s too late to start now and make it to the olympics one day; maybe curling
eff my overwhelming “i don’t give a ish” attitude towards work this week; here’s hoping that my supervisor doesn’t pick up on it cuz i can’t really see it getting better
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Eff Mitt Romney. You got smacked up by a Pop Rapper. And its your fault for trying to act tuff with your Mormon Grip. LMAO (see what I did there?) This should be enough to ruin your presidential run in 2012.
Eff playing by the rules. I have been watching season two of Son’s of Anarchy all last wknd. Now I want to make a life change. SAM CRO are probably the coolest group of guys on TV, and as per RCLS post this week, I am easily influence by shows. I’m starting a Motorcycle club called the Sons of ThreeWay. But instead of Harley’s, we drive Honda Civics. And instead of Leathercuts, we were Pea Coats.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Sons of ThreeWay? We have to come up with a better name. That sounds like we’re the sons of a bunch of old porn stars or a bunch of bastards. And not in the awesome sense.
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'Tree Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Co-sign heavily with Seattle. #notagoodlook
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Eff this damn snow! Yes, I knew what I was getting into when I moved back up here but damn really?!?!
That is all. I have to get back to this Jack and Coke.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
*waves* Hey boo!
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Mrs. Steele Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Hey Miss Jenkins and everyone else on 3ways!
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Renee Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Hi, so you are Mrs. Steele like the female version of “The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele”? Just wondering.
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Eff being smart but being a ditz at the same time, I seriously flushed my headband today, I still don’t understand how that happened.
Eff choosing to come to work instead of working from home and still being extreamly unproductive
Eff the morning news for being so dramtic about this storm, scaring me ½ to death talking about falling trees and power lines.
Eff the fact that I’ve told my friends how busy I am with work, yet they constantly invite me out then get hurt when I have to turn them down.
Eff people who live at home and have a ton of cash, but constantly complain about saving, try paying rent for once you irresponsible slobs.
Eff these stress related headache and back spasm, once you figure out what works slim please let me know.
Eff my messy apartment, in the past 2 months I’ve only been home long enough to repack and leave.
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Eff IT guys why are IT guys such d*(ks, its great you know the ins and outs of the computer machine but seriously no one cares especially women, its one of the few things where average intelligence is actually more desirable that advance intelligence, so dumb it down a little bit.
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'Tree Reply:
February 26th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
lmao. i’m an I.T. guy but know better than to talk about that shit around women.
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Eff the account rep at the temp agency for telling me less than two hours before my shift at the contract spot that the contract ended.
Eff having to stop working at the spot I was contracted to. I liked the environment, the people and the hours.
Eff the fact that SE Michigan looks like f*ckin’ Siberia right now.
Eff the fact that this contract ended two weeks prior to when I hoped it would end, leaving me a few hundred short of the amount I need to cash out my balance with my alma mater to continue my Masters degree.
Eff the fact that I’m not holding a beer at this exact moment. Off to the bar in 40.
Peace my peoples.
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Eff 2520 old ladies… I went shopping today at one of those stores that doesn’t have private dressing rooms, just the one big communal room, this woman kept staring at my tats and giving me the frown face. Once was enough but 45mins and 16 outfits later, um… why don’t you stop looking and try on your clothes.
Eff parents… this woman seemed really upset that her daughter was so excited by my tattoos. I get you don’t want your 6 yr old to like tattoos but hey, I didn’t get them for her so don’t look at me all stank… My back is a work of art… respect it!
Eff 2520 chicks (younger this time)… these heifers saw this dude offer me this seat at the bar and then jacked it cause “they had 4 people in their party?”. Milka what!?!?! better be glad I’m sober and don’t feel like snatchin up hair extensions right now.
Eff being sober… I should have snatched that girl up, but I didn’t want to cause a scene
Eff Alero on U St… my homegirl was late for happy hour so I had to drink 1/2 a pitcher of margaritas by myself.
Eff nuccas… really!?!?! y’all gon just chat up the 2520 heifer who took my seat all night… That’s cool… and that’s why you’re going home ALONE!!!
Eff… it’s been what 10 months, no nookie… damn. I need another drink…
Eff going home to an empty appt. Well… at least I have my new cute stilettos. ::pours another glass of wine::
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