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Eff ‘Em Friday
Miss Jenkins
Eff this play-play cold I have right now. The only symptom I have is a very stuffy, yet runny nose. No coughs. No body aches. I’m fatigued. Not enough to call out sick, but enough that it takes way more energy to do anything. I’ll be sniffling one minute and in the next, I am blowing my nose. I’m managed to make it through fall and 3 snow storms without getting sick and out of nowhere, I am reduced to 75% breathing capacity. And I’ve been working out and taking vitamins. Wtf. Maybe I just need to get more sleep. On the bright side, my tissue is infused with Vicks. I like smelling it. #dontjudgeme
Eff my Spring Break that won’t really be a break. This time last year, I was packing my bags and heading to South Beach to flirt with young college boys and lay on the beach and relax. This year, I’ll be held up in a library trying to learn a month’s worth of school work. FML.
Eff my professors who have been standing in front of the class for the last 2 months and have taught me virtually nothing. It is your fault that I must neglect my good rest and television over break and teach myself something I pay you thousands of dollars to do. Rat bastards.
Eff parking tickets. They blow major chunks.
Slim Jackson
Eff Luvvie. Her avatar looks horny all the time. Don’t let that halo fool you. It wants D—safe D.
Eff the fact that as soon as I started being more positive and optimistic, good things began to happen. This whole “speak it into existence” thing is pretty cool. Eff the fact that I’ve disproved my own theory of optimistic pessimism. I hate being wrong…especially when I prove myself wrong. Wait, doesn’t that make me right? Aw eff it.
Eff the fact I spent an hour trying to download the FAMU s*x tape only to find out that it wasn’t really made at FAMU. Damn you Dare Dorm. You’re probably the same people who made Dancing Bear. Both of which should be viewed from home computers unless your office doesn’t have an HR department.
Eff the fact that it’s already March. I’m all about Spring and warmer weather, but this year is going just a wee bit too fast for me. I’m behind on my personal goals and it’s my own fault. iSuck…sorta.
Seattle Washington
Eff my coworkers for being so damn entertaining. How am I supposed to go home if you continue to act drunk and make a spectacle of yourself? I want to watch this as much as this mysterious FAMU sex tape.
Eff everyone for having so much to eff. Geezus Christmas, could you save a few topics for the rest of us? Selfish muthas…
Eff… Well, actually it’s been a pretty good week. Good things happened for your boy and some things should pop this weekend as well. With that said, eff you for you wanting me to have more to eff. Get off my effing back! Let’s just go ahead and wrap this up…
Go ahead folks. Tell us about your week. We know someone or something pissed you off. If nothing happened, just leave a happy thought so we can eff you. Lol.
Partners in Crime,
The 3 Ways Crew
RSS & Twitter
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Eff DC… I’m escaping to New York effin’ City. Why?…
IT’S MY MUTHA EFFIN’ BIRTHDAY!!!!
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::doing the birthday dance::
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:12 am
Happy Birthday!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Happy Birthday boo!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:37 am
Happy Bday.
I can only imagine how YOU are going to treat yourself this wknd.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Happy birthday homie!
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Eff this project I’m on that took me to a rural town for the next 2 weeks. Life out of proper civilization.
Eff the nasty hotel food
Eff the fool I used to ‘see’ who felt it was right to trash talk me. Stupid immature man-whore
Eff my private business partner that is slagging behind on her part
Eff the fact that I have to work on saturday….
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Eff nothing! It is such a wonderful day! Lookin on the bright side, yay!
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Eff Toyota! I thought I was getting myself a good car…one year into the note, all these recalls and whatnot! What the eff am I supposed to drive now?
Eff waking up early to do some overtime on Friday. I almost got sideswiped 3 times on my short 15-minute commute. What the eff is wrong w/ people?? Is this a sign that I’m not supposed to be here today?
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eff the dearth of delectable D in my life
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I don’t have anything to Eff to day
….yet, lol..nah nah nah, I refuse to be in that kind of mood today!
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I have only one eff today…
Eff CHeeKZ for asking me to write about squirting for Nasty Fridays. I am traumatized and need Jesus after the things I’ve learned this week. Oh – and eff the woman in the video on the Squirting for Dummies website.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:41 am
lol at Cheekz. I’m not surprised by this at all.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:44 am
LMAO!
I didn’t know you did research, my bad.
Its ok, somewhere deep inside, you enjoyed it.
LMAO.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:49 am
Squirting for Dummies?! LMAO. I wonder of Al Gore predicted such delightful sites and sights when he created the internet. lol.
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Eff 27 degrees in the morning. It is so cold outside. Thank God the temperature will rise this weekend. Hoping for 60 this weekend.
Eff 2010. The year is flying by, and I’m behind on my personal goals. At least I’m ahead of schedule at work. Those weekends in the office have paid off.
Eff it being March and not May. I’m ready to go to Vegas, dammit! I need a good vacation.
Eff Trey Songz and all these sexy videos reminding me of all the great moments with the ex. I wonder if his neighbors knew his name…
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:48 am
The only problem with “waiting for a vacation” is that you don’t make the most out of your time now and than the vacation lets you down.
You know I am pumped for the SAME wknd and its hard to not get excited and put all your eggs in a basket. But you kinda have to live for every momment and not just that one.
Learned that back in HS during summer vacations. I use to get excited for this Haitian Doctor Convention the end of every july. Than I would wonder where my summers went and why the vacation was such a let down.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 9:31 am
I hear ya, but don’t worry Sir CHeeKZ. I’m not just sitting idly by waiting on vacation. I’m just ready for it. I haven’t had a real “no-family” vacation in years. I’m due. But until then, this weekend will be awesome. Great weather and free drinks at my homie’s house party. Good ish…
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, So Not Offended Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 9:23 am
“Eff Trey Songz and all these sexy videos reminding me of all the great moments with the ex. I wonder if his neighbors knew his name…”
If you have to ask, you already know the answer…
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First time effer…I have nothing to eff. Its my birthday today and this week has been one of the best ever.
O maybe I have one, eff govt projects for keeping my sweetie at work today but I am thankful for the projects all the same.
Happy Birthday to you Ms Cherry
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 8:56 am
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen you unhappy.lol.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Happy Birthday and welcome to eff ems!
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
iLoveit, it’s you’re birthday too!!! I LOVE IT!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Pisces do it best!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Pisces do get it poppin. All wet and what not.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@Slim – SMH.
@ iLoveIt – Happy birthday!
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iLoveit Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Yes Ms. Cherry we do…I hope you are having a great day. Thanks Seattle, Ms Jenkins and SJ(wow at your last comment lol)
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Eff Crossfit & Rudy the trainer. What have you done to me?!? I have pain in places I didn’t even know had muscles, yet somehow I can’t wait to go back and get beat up again. It’s like Fight Club, only I can talk about it. =)
Eff all the discounts I get for joining the military. I’m gonna get used to this ish and never want out. And I’m not even all the way in yet! 6 more weeks til Basic, 4 more weeks at work. Woohoo! =D
Eff that all my #effs have a generally positive tone… Who is this Kafka?? Tell me!!!
Happy birthday Ms. Cherry & iLoveit!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 9:18 am
“Eff Crossfit & Rudy the trainer. What have you done to me?!? I have pain in places I didn’t even know had muscles, yet somehow I can’t wait to go back and get beat up again. It’s like Fight Club, only I can talk about it. =)”
Sounds like Rudy is having his way with you.lol
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Is this crossfit like P90x?
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Eff High Expectations. Along the lines of what I have been telling NIA, you go to a party expecting it to be the best in the world, you will be dissappointed. Same goes for rappers. I think the Drake song is good, but I was expecting a little more musically. I’m glad its not some ‘girl’ record. I’m sure people will be hearing 40 times a day soon.
staying with this weeks theme:
Eff Nip/Tuck. The show was known for plot twist so you end it with a momment out of the Facts of Life. That was B.S. Sean and Christian still were hiding a gang of secrets from each other. That fact that Sean was sleeping with Kimber? Or the fact that they dumped a dead body in the dessert and got away with it.
Also Eff Reality TV shows. I am realizing now that I am losing some great dramas from the last decade and they aren’t being replaced with equal value. Atleast not at the same rate. That being said Heroes and 24 need to call it a wrap.
Eff all the weekly effs. Parking Tickets. Procrastination. Traffic. and Weight loss. and Law School Applications. and Eff Basement Apts and the natural state of cold they include.
Eff that upper area of Manhattan. I don’t even know if its Harlem. But that 145st and higher area. Its like a mini South Bronx. NYC is suppose to work like a grid. That place drives like Haiti.
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Reecie Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 10:15 am
“Eff Nip/Tuck. The show was known for plot twist so you end it with a moment out of the Facts of Life. That was B.S. Sean and Christian still were hiding a gang of secrets from each other. That fact that Sean was sleeping with Kimber? Or the fact that they dumped a dead body in the dessert and got away with it.”
all of this! I’m just glad its over. this last season was the pits.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I was SO MAD at Nip/Tuck, like seriously WTF was that?! The whole episode I felt like I missed something, it was just so loose, like was Dave on the side w/ the flashing side saying “WRAP IT UP!” That was one of the all time worst series finales I’ve ever seen. #princesideeye
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eff that cold that i had. but since it’s friday and i feel way better i really can’t complain that much.
eff the fact that groceries cost so much.
that’s about it. the sun is shining. it’s gonna be in the mid 60′s all weekend and sunny. no complaints from me.
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Eff not having a spare minute just for myself. I’ve been so busy lately that I don’t even have time to meet up with a single friend this week and I’ve cancelled on all of them.
Eff lazy bosses.
Eff not being able to find a free weekend to go back south to visit my parents.
Eff not feeling quite right, something’s not right in the air…and it ain’t the smell.
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Eff my life. I want to be positive but I’m stuck in a ball of negativity.
And I’m sorry you’re sick Miss Jenkins! Feel better!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Thanks boo!
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OMG Tiff I have the same play play cold. my eff is to my BFF, which I’m pretty sure is the reason I got the cold. she was sick last week and I spent the entire weekend with her–she recovered, I got the remnants! dagnabbit! but we kicked it too hard at CI’s and I’m back to my boring life now. miss my friends already. planning my next getaway…
thats all I have to eff, today, considering I had a short work week and even though I was SWAMPED Wednesday and Thursday, its easy coasting this Friday!
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Eff the fact that I read this site every day & only post on Fridays
Eff I’m gonna have to stop reading this site at work since they moved my desk. I’m thinking they would put me in the basement if that was an option at this point. First you stop talking to me altogether & then you move me to where everyone has to see me all the time. Really?
Eff the desperate boy that wanted a cuddle buddy last weekend. I know you have a girl stop calling me & desperate is not attractive.
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Although I’ve made today a Skate Day at work I got a couple of Effs to get out
Eff my workouts being lackluster this week… Missed a few days and I gotta double up these last 3 days to catchup, smh.
Eff The State govt of NY and the Federal Govt for putting me through a table with all these crazy bills/tickets/fines. My govt betrayed me, isnt this why we revolted? I will overcome, bitches!
Thats about it. have an effin gr8 weekend!
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Eff my expensive stockings that catch a run on the first wear…why can’t women write stockings off on their taxes?
Eff the A, I love my city butam angry I have to move to Charlotte to find a job.
Eff my kryptonite for mysteriously returning to my life and doing what kryptonite does best.
Eff my hair for growing faster than anyone else I know…I LOVED my new cut and now 2wks later I am back where I started
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Damn that Kryptonite!
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InsomniaPoet Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
who u telling girl…SMH that I am so weak
Also try Mucinex…when I was sick a couple of weeks ago it turned out to be a god-send!
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This seems fun! I waanna play…
Eff my car for being in the shop. Again.
Eff working in one of the brokest of broke non profits during a recession.
Eff looking for a new job in a recession.
Eff my furnace for tryna act a fool. Come on spring!
Eff paying taxes, sending emails and faxes.
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InsomniaPoet Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I love that your name is rum punch and in the spirit of the day: eff that I am not at home w/ my mama drinking rum punch!
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Rum Punch Reply:
March 5th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Thanks! LOL! Yes, eff that too – having a rum punch sounds divine right about now.
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Hey everyone! I love the idea of these “eff em” posts so I figured I join in!
Eff my co worker for coming in smelling like nyquil and liquor
Eff my s/o for pissing me off last weekend
Eff the fact that I’m still pissed off about what he did last weekend
Eff the fact that even though I love all the activites in my life, I’m exhausted this week b/c of them
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Eff U, Slim for tryna EFF UP my avatar’s wholesome (O__o) image.
Hater.
HMPH!
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first time effer!
Eff the midterms that i’m FINALLY over with! This week was long as hell. Spring Break 2010 on deck!
Eff that I gotta wait til Tuesday to be in Miami–but I shall live up this weekend regardless
Eff my flight being messed up & having to leave Miami a day earlier :-/
Whatever, eff ATL! HELLO MIAMI!!! 8-D
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Eff the economy once more! I know I must have said it in one of the other eff’ems but EFF IT FOR REAL!! Trying to escape this current job but no one is trying to hire…
I know RCLS would be proud of this reference….Here is my salute to those on Capitol Hill to both the GOP & Democrats …SUCK IT! (D-X motion towards my crotch area) **slams the mic to the ground**
FIN!
-BBW
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Eff the fact that my piece almost touches the water every time I have to booboo.
Eff these chicks who sleep with me then act confused when I get dressed right afterwards.
Eff my love for warm poon a la mode. It consumes me.
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I’m late… butt eff that cuz I’m busy. & eff being mad busy – miss three ways!!!
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