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Eff ‘Em Friday
Miss Jenkins
Eff Kentucky.
That is all.
Seattle Washington
Short and to the point. Someone’s focused today. OK here we go…
Eff having to wait until the end of day today to find out whether I’ll have to work this weekend. Which in corporate speak means I’ll be working this weekend. I’m tempted to pull an “Office Space” and sneak out right before 5pm, but that movie was before cell phones and email. Cot dammit. My bad fellas. I guess I’ll catch y’all next time.
Eff working 10-14 hour days and eff knowing that it’s going to happen more often. I’m on the verge of buying a hammock for my office.
Eff it, it’s Friday. Someone spark me up.
Oh, I almost forgot – Eff Butler. I still can’t believe Cuse lost. I feel like a Pats fan after Super Bowl XLIV. Actually, thinking about that made me feel a little better.
The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC , Gimme the Loot
Eff Butler, and while I’m at it, Eff Cornell. Yea, I’m just a hater.
Eff Urban Meyer. Dude, are you kidding me? Do you give Tebow a reach around when you guys are done or are you on “wash cloth duty?”
Eff right wing nut jobs. I wish one of y’all would spit in my general direction or even think about calling me a n*gger. It’ll be the last tea party you have, because my size 12′s will tread on you.
Nice historical allusion RCLS, gotta love that Cuse education. Again, eff Butler. What’s on your effing minds?
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Eff not having anything to eff this week, I’m in too good a mood.
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Eff the extension of my work project, i was looking forward to getting on a new one
Eff Insomnia, the only time i get 5 hrs of sleep is by drugging myself with tylenol pm…must not get used to that ish
Eff having to clean my house this weekend cuz i was away for 3 weeks….eff the dust!
Yay! its friday…..
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Eff b*tches
Eff Cuse and Cornell for fatalatizing my bracket
Eff thankless jobs
Eff my chapter for hitting me with the prophyte #swindle to host this damn stepshow… Imma be ignant but still!
Eff my workout plan.. I need to buy a 6 pack on eBay.
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Nik Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 7:21 am
lmao @ “I need to buy a 6 pack on eBay”…If you find the market lemme know if they have “flat bellies” on sale…(cuz I love a good sale!)
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Streetztalk Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 11:29 am
My bellys flat enough.. gettin the defintion now! lol
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Nik Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Well I’d go in on the 6-pk too but my man likes me soft…so if they got a 2-for-one deal or something I’m down, lol.
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As promised, a big fat eff you to Miss Jenkins for putting “Ready to Love” in my head for a good two days. You know that was wrong.
Eff all the articles I’ve been reading about the Cinderella stories in March Madness. I don’t watch basketball to see fairy tales I watch it to see my effing teams win!
And on that note, eff Cuse!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 8:17 am
you really remembered to eff about that post…lol.
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Eff the health care bull…all of the backlash, debate, nasty/bitter (life threatening) repubs and drama is making my blood pressure rise…and I STILL ain’t got no insurance!!! Understanding and compassion are emotions that can’t be forced; they’re not learned, they’re felt…
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This week is better than last, but still plenty to Eff.
Eff people who think its OK to drink and drive, REALLY! I don’t have to worry because you’re not trying to kill yourself tonight… Yea shut your drunk ass up, I’m taking a cab.
Eff parts of Brooklyn that’s still make me uncomfortable, Bedsty needs some Gentrification ASAP.
Eff being the friend of “That Girl” at the house party, Yes “THAT GIRL”, no you did not just ask a girl drinking liquor if she is pregnant… (Burries head in palms) and don’t tell me you just stole some henny from the hostest, that shit wasn’t even out, now I’m goin have to try to convince your drunk ass not to get in in the car with the drunk driving fool.
Eff arguing with drunk people, noone wins
Eff taking it there, I can never turn down a good joke, regardless of the consequences or how inappropriate.
Eff all this fake “shock and aww” sorounding Jesse James…. and Tiger Woods for that matter. Why is this Disney media trying to convince women that this is appalling behavior, regular women deal with this ish everyday, Next!!!
Eff men who talk shit about their friend’s girlfriends. “Ohh she is so crazy, he shouldn’t be with that girl”… Really, just one question “What the Eff is wrong with your friend!” I hate shit talkers. Actually Eff men who gossip, thats pure bitchassness.
Eff feeling bad for getting Ushers New Album early and slightly illegally through my music head friends, every song is pure hotness, but I don’t feel that bad because I brought “Here I stand” so we even Usher.
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Eff Butler for missing 2 3pointers in double OT
Eff my bracket. Game over.
Eff this rain, though I appreciate it for what it does.
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Eff the fact that I tried to give a coworker a heads up about a meeting invite and he’s now on a tyrade talking about we want to take credit for his job. This old crazy white man needs to realize that we dont want his job nor the credit for it.
Eff the fact this is old man is scorned.
Eff the fact that I know the raise is coming but I dont know when. Dont eff that one too hard.
Eff Cuse. My bracket has been effed since last week but Syracuse was the fatality, mortal kombat style.
Eff yo couch
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Eff my bracket.
Eff the campus gym being closed for Spring Break.
Eff Sprint for putting out a better phone than iPhone. It’ll fold though. It’s Sprint.
Eff this long work week. I have had meetings everyday this week, including 3 on Monday alone.
Eff the Tea Party.
Eff the Lakers.
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Anonymous Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 10:05 am
ITS BAD ENOUGH CUSE LOST SO FIRST AND FOREMOST EFF BUTLER!
SECONDLY, EFF SOUTHERN CHARM FOR EFFING THE LAKERS!HOW DARE YOU…
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SaneN85 Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Can’t help but be curious about which phone you’re referring to.
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC, Apparently not a bracketologist Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Word…you can eff cuse, but watch ya mouth on that Lake Show
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Eff slow cashiers. I’ve walked out of a few lines this week…apparently mean muggin & kissing one’s teeth to speed up the process does not work
Eff this health care minister in Canada. I really question this new toll free line the govt introduced that features a registered dietitian on the line….me and my tax dollars didn’t agree to this….
P.s yey to you yaknees for joining the free health care club but ummm I am curious to know how the transition will occur…I know we (Canadians) are trying to do the complete opposite and become more privatized- rich people are getting upset. As well do your research on the new policies when they are unveiled, I know up here a family on welfare is entitled to better health care benefits than someone like myself with a salary and mediocre benefits.
Eff stepping up my hair care game and as result spending triple the drug store prices on sulfate free products
Eff Decepticons
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 11:58 am
As Slim said yesterday, we’re all excited to see what’s going to happen because we have no idea. It’s like living inside a M. Night Shamalayan movie. And like one of his movies, it’ll probably suck in the end.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
LMAO…someone should stab him, he makes me sick–>M. Night Shamalayan, not Obama thnx.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Wait, did you just eff Decepticons?
…I have so much more love for you B&TT.
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Eff law school memos. Eff only having 1 thing to eff cuz it consumes my life right now!
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Eff the humidity. I left the house with wavy locs. Now, I have notsowavy locs. My hair still looks good though, so eff it.
Eff Chinese Checkers!
Eff Mongolian Chess!
Eff the little girls singing the Freddy Kruger song while jumping rope.
Eff my child-like love for all things Harry Potter. I watched Harry Potter all last weekend. Thank you, ABCFamily, for showing clips of HP7.
Eff people who attempt to use self-checkout for a cart full of groceries.
Eff people who wait until they get to they are ready to checkout to fill out their check. You knew where you were going, and you know your name and the date. All you should have to enter is the amount. Why are you holding up the line? I’m looking at you, Grandma…
LOL… I’ve actually had a good week, and writing these effs made it better. Have a great weekend folks!
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olivya23 Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am
“Eff the little girls singing the Freddy Kruger song while jumping rope.”
I laughed so hard at this…and I dont’t even know why.
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Streetztalk Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 11:31 am
LMAOOO that was soo random!
1…2.. Freddys comin for you…
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N.I.A. M-O-MM-A... Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
LOL!! Ireally didn’t have anything to eff today, so I decided to eff random stuff. And I hated those little girls. Whenever they would show up, you knew something was about to pop off. lol.
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Eff Atl traffic. I just got to work 15 mins ago!
Eff me for getting a little shiver up my spine listening to the Bruhs chant, bark and hop on Rickey Smiley this morning. They were doin the most before 9 a.m. and I was loving it.
Eff that I been eating like a bird all week to make sure I look good in a formal gown tomorrow night. I work out and eat right consistently, but the mermaid-style dress shows every flaw and I’m not tryin to get caught slippin! I’ma tear somebody’s American Deli up on Sunday!
Have a good weekend!
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eff my boss for making me dodge HER bill collectors onthe work phone.. i’m debt free so i don’t have to deal with this ish!! “EFF YOU, PICK UP LINE 1!!”
eff this rain that happened JUST as i was about to get my hair done.. now i’ma look like tina turner..
eff my parking lot for getting flooded.. i mean, i have rain boots.. but STILL!!
eff the gym for tearin my A** UP last night.. how does my booty hurt!? oh yeah, now i remember.. lol.. i take that EFF back.. #evilthoughs
eff the lady inthe elvator that thought she was fly with the purple polish on her toes.. and the acrylic on her big toe.. WTF?!?! “you can pay for school but you can’t buy class”
eff alicia keys’ tickets for being over $100 dollars.. i can go to the ballet with that.. and see more than 1 show!!
eff my boss for asking for my timesheet all early.. then dodging me on pay friday..
and a BIG EFF to developing allergies this week.. ALLERGIES!! at the NICE age of 31.. THRITY ONE!! that ish don’t sit well with me..
sneezing and dry eyes in Florida.. UGH!!
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ADDENDUM!!!
eff this dude who said “I’m not a machine..” when i wanted it for the third time… WTF?!?! i TOLD you to eat your wheaties, cuz i don’t pause.. and you told me you could handle it..
you lucky i love you black man… UGH! now get some rest… cuz i get off at 4!!
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SoBkAllDay Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
“eff the gym for tearin my A** UP last night.. how does my booty hurt!? oh yeah, now i remember.. lol.. i take that EFF back.. #evilthoughs”
“eff this dude who said “I’m not a machine..” when i wanted it for the third time… WTF?!?! i TOLD you to eat your wheaties, cuz i don’t pause.. and you told me you could handle it..”
Well since its EFF Em Friday, first and foremost, EFF YOUR ADDENDUM! Now that that’s out of the way…
Eff that dude who said he’s not a machine b/c I will take 5 hour energy for you baby girl and get it craccin. I EATS MY WHEATIES!
O, and EFF YOU for not “helping” him get to round 3! Some MONSTER WHOPPINGTON i’m sure would’ve changed his mind (well it would have at least changed mine).
Eff you getting off at 4! Have him come meet you in the office at 3 to get an early jump
EFF THIS, i’m having toO much NICKELODEON TYPE FUN, SO EFF ALL OF YOU AND YOUR MAMA TOO! YEA, UR MAMA (NOT U, BUT U)…
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
LMAO!!!
i tried the monster whoppington.. and he started cryin he was “sensitive!” i don’t like to bring up a problem and not be part of the solution.. (campaign slogan, ALL DAY!) i’m a giver, i try to help out.. lol..
eff your 5 hour drink! if you get 3 of dem, den we might be alright!! lol..
eff dude for telling me that he was going home.. and not gonna be at my house at 4:15!! now i’m gonna have to go to the gym..
i think i’m hitting my prime.. WHOO!! i’m so bad..
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eff this fatigue.
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my day at school has given me more to eff! Eff group projects with random expectations! Eff people who don’t pull their weight. Oh, and eff being past exhausated!
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Ooo yes it’s Friday!
Eff having red eyes and not for the good reason.
Eff this rain for still not taking away enough pollen to stop me from sneezing like a mad woman.
Eff being in a bad mood right now, but having no real reason why. Sorry for snappin’ on you mama.
Eff my lack of discipline.
Eff my own self for becoming an old lady who had no clue what Nicki Minaj was talkin bout in that Ursher song.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
i got allergies too!! and sadly enough, i just developed them.. so i thought i had a cold for the past 3 weeks!!! eff allergies…
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Rum Punch Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Oh boo hiss! Yes, indeed – eff allergies. Things are gonna suck for the next few weeks. Good luck.
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Eff these random hives that appeared on my body last night. Got me scratching like a crackhead and rubbing up on walls. This human tiger look is not what’s hot right now.
Eff having to be the bigger person. I know that’s what I should do but sh*t being petty seems easier right now.
Eff the temp gradients at my job. Got me looking all aroused and ish. Bastards.
Eff the waiter with the foul breath. If mullets could breathe I imagine that its breath would smell like that waiter’s. Nasty and uncouth smh. Kay I feel better now.
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SoBkAllDay Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
you sound like you might have bed-bugs. U might want to check that out.
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Ladycakes Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I changed detergents so I believe it’s that.
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Eff Kentucky and their boiled egg eating, creatine drinking team…
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I’m driving back from cuse. So I have to be quick.
Eff Kentucky. Go sleep with ur cousin, rednecks.
Eff Rcls. slim said pick up ur phone. Lmao.
Eff stubb hub. Paid 158 for 74 nose bleed seats than trade those plus 25 bucks for baseline 12 rows up… When tix were going for 80 on craigslist. Than this dude offered 50 each for tix.
Eff my vocal cords. I’m a real fan, I insult people at the games and yell and curse. Now I sound like tone loc all day. Someone tell one what to do so I can talk.
Eff the national media who thought UK was going to outnumber us last night. That was ur dome last night. (yeah cuse I said it).
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC, Apparently not a bracketologist Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
LMAO…man listen…I gave homie the address and the door was open…I can’t do any better than that…so on behalf of Mrs. Steele:
Eff cleaning up for house guests that don’t show up. Also giving Seattle a o_O…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Damn you Cheekz.lol. Bastard.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
And for the record, you did not say the door was open or tell me where to park. Yes, I pledged and I could have figured it out…but out of the night that covered me something reckless could have happened out there.
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Sidenote: Hi-Oh! to the Cougar Banner on the page right now. Too bad they never look like that in real life.
Eff Desperate Housewives and Eva Longoria for distorting my view of older women.
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Dear Nick_l_eon
U r wildin.
Take a cold shower or put a paper towel between your legs.
A man is only responsible for eff ing u well.. Once he bust anything on top is extra. shame on people u save energy for round two. Go hard during round one and there aint a need for round two.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
March 26th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
lol…. i’m wildin.. possibly..
“what you want me to do?? i’m sorry..”
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