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Eff ‘Em Friday
Eff you for expecting an intro. I’m hungover. Let’s get into it.
Slim Jackson
Eff this week for being wild long. I been looking forward to Friday since Monday. It’s not that anything terrible happened. I just felt like I needed 2 or 3 more days of not having to think about work commitments.
Eff all the people who have Good Friday off. I haven’t had that ish off since like elementary school. Eff out of here with having the opportunity to sleep in or do absolutely nothing at all. It’s okay to hate sometimes. Honestly.
Eff the fact that my wardrobe feels tired, but I know that if I buy anything new it will quickly become tired as well. I need one of those gigs where I can wear jeans everyday and just throw on some casual shirt.
Eff having big feet. I got big socks. It’d be nice to walk into a store and know that I can get whatever shoe I want in my size. That’s a luxury that I haven’t had since I was a child and it’s something that I yearn for.
Seattle Washington
Eff Patron.
Eff not being able to come back from a hangover as quick as I used to be able to. I’m still dragging ass as I write this.
Eff that I may need to work on the weekend yet again. Two weeks straight? Every day feels like a cot damn Wednesday to me right now.
Aaaaaand eff this, I’m going to bed.
Your turn. Get it in with no regrets!
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff Jenkins for not writing an eff em
Eff B*tches, get $$$
Eff plane tickets, lolol
Eff capital one for tellin the credit bureau i was 30 days past due on an acct we AGREED wouldnt get charged due to an error! smfh gotta scream on ppl in the AM!
one!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 am
protect ya neck…
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Eff big-headed negroes who think you are just sitting around waiting for them.
Eff Michael Ealy for making me watch Flash Foward.
Eff the Spaghetti Factory for giving me too much food.
Eff me for forgetting my leftovers in the car and having to get my full a** up and get it.
Eff that I’m in such a good mood, I’m having to reach to get something to eff.
Yeah Jenkins, where you at?
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olivya23 Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 am
“Eff Michael Ealy for making me watch Flash Forward.”
LOL! Don’t play like you didn’t like the show before he was on there.
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sanen85 Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Guilty! However, I probably wouldn’t have waited out that loooong ass break they just had if he hadn’t popped up in the mid-season finale. They knew what they were doing with that one. While I’m mentioning it, when da hell they start doing mid-season finales?
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for the 2nd week in a row..
eff allergies.. got me walkin around with the roll of toilet paper.. “that is NOT gangsta” (Riley freeman style)
eff myself for missing flash forward tonight..
eff myself for missing most of “V”
eff that i was so tired, i had to take a nap.. to get energy to take my shower.. now i’m up at 3:30!
aww slim.. eff you.. i got good friday off.. jealousy is a disease, get well soon.. lol
eff my mom for going to jamaica for easter weekend.. i guess family don’t mean the same to everyone..
i’m sure i gotz more.. but i’m sick and i don’t wanna sound like booboo the fool..
love all
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 am
Eff you for missing those 2 shows! DVR flow.
BTW Thursday night is officially the illest TV night now
Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, FlashForward and Fringe?! Wow!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 am
Monday counters with Chad Ochocinco on DWTS. Jack Bauer on 24. Nurse Jackie and Damages
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Ehh…lol
Id give a better argument 4 Tuesday:
90210 Melrose Place V LOST
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 pm
“90210 Melrose Place”
**Artist Once Again Known as Prince side eye**
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Get you some Puffs Tissue with Lotion + Vicks. It is the best thing for catching your nose.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
girl!! thank you.. my first battle with allergies.. and they’re winning.. it’s like i showed up to Nazi Germany with a super soaker.. i’m going down……
i’ll pass by the target again…
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Eff South Carolina Public TV for having me to watch “Eyes on The Prize” at 5 something on a Friday morning.
Eff my job for giving us a half a day off on good Friday. Seriously, give us the whole day.
Eff this bullshits-a$$ job market for having me put up with this sh*t.
Eff this Palm Centro for having a tiny-a$$ qwerty keys and a slow Internet browser.
Have some pancakes and a Happy Easter…
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Eff Popeye’s Chicken for inundating my TV w/ their commercials and pushing me to ruin my diet…
Eff the east for stealing the west’s weather…wtf @rain in Cali and 80 degree weather in Indiana…
Eff Tyler Perry for the ending to “Why Did I Get Married, Too?”….c’mon dude
umm…I think that’s all the eff I got…
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BKDonDada Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 am
Eff Nik for hating on the EAST just b/c she has hate in her blood!
Most importantly, EFF NIK for not knowing that INDIANA is in the MIDWEST! While BROOKLYN = EAST COAST!!
EFF SEATTLE FOR NOT SENDING ME THAT JIGGA YET! SERIOUSLY SON, YOU AIN’T DOING THAT MUCH WORK!
AND EFF YOU FOR NOT BELIEVING I CAN RISE FROM THE DEAD (MENTALLY) LIKE JEZUS! WATCH ME NOW…
AND JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLY, EFF MS. KITTY! B/C THAT’S WHAT I PLAN ON DOING THIS WEEKEND
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 pm
God helps those who helps themselves my friend. It’s Good Friday. You should…
Actually, nah. Eff you son. Get off my back. Lol.
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Nik Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 6:00 pm
It’s not that I don’t know the diff (notice I said “east” and NOT “east coast”)…I just don’t care…and neither did the ABC World News reporter who referenced the “East Coast” and Indiana in the same sentence….
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
Eff the west for talkin so much ish to us when yall had 80 degree weather! Enjoy the rain fukas lolol
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I.am.the.only.one.here…..employee dedication my azz
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Eff working on Good Friday. This is Good Friday… GOOD Friday! I’m not supposed to be here. My sister is a chemist, and her job closes for Good Friday. In fact, I think I’m the only one in my immediate family who’s working today…
Eff breakroom coffee. I cannot drink tis swill. I’m about to make a run to the ‘bucks. Or McDonald’s. Anywhere but here.
Eff Hertz for giving me this ugly a$$ Mazda5. This is an ugly car. Good thing I’m so pretty.
Have a great weekend everyone!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 am
*singing* Pretty woman in an ugly caarrrr!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 am
Its more of a minivan than a car…
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 6:28 pm
that’s exactly what it is… a “mini” minivan. smh…
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And on this Good Friday…
Eff Pontius Pilate for being a lil b*tch and handing back JC to the people when he made his decision.
Eff Herod he was always a hater.
Eff Judas for trickin on the Lord for a silver dollar and a loaf of bread.
Eff Peter for denying 3 times… You gonna deny the Lord and not even have an escape plan? #cmonson
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Peyso Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 am
Why did Peter follow him and have dinner w/ the ppl? I dont get it. They fittin to kill your boy and you gonna go sit and watch and then act suprised when they say “that’s ya mans”.
Pontius Pilate was a good dude. He gave the people what they wanted.
Herod wasnt that bad either.
Judas was set up to fail.
Where is Rufus the black disciple?
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 am
Cosign Peter. Thats like bros (o bruhz) who see you get into beef and don’t fight, yet they act like they was in the mix -_-
P Double was a good dude, but he couldve overrode the crwds decision. Barrabus did not deserve to get let go an he knew it. Sheeeit it wasn’t even his jurisdiction! He coudlve pulled the #swindle son
Herod? Wasnt he trying to get at JC since he was born?
Judas was selected by no one but destiny. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
Rufus >>>
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Smiley Face Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 am
I’m mad y’all biblically effing, lmao!!
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 am
Yea I’m hafta co-sign on that eff Herod, that man was playa hating on an infant. #cmonson
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Peyso Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 am
U know if u was Herod u would have done the same. Talking about some king is coming to take your crown and you got the chance to kill him while he’s a baby
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 am
Nah they didnt say MEYE crown they said THE crown. I aint a god nikka… I wouldve lowkey pressed the kid out though to get some info…lol
This is also true @ jurisdiction. They played hot potato with JC. Herod was like “Im not messin with son. U saw what happened to Pharaoh right? IM GOOD”
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Peyso Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:18 am
Herod hated on him when he was a young bol but got over his beef. When PSquared sent JC to Herod, he actually ended up sending him back to P2
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I wonder if @Jesus plays Steady Mobbin everytime He thinks about Judas, Herod, Pontius pilate, and those guards who violated #GoodFriday
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“EFF the world dont ask me for sh!t…”
Eff the fact that I was in the office at 6AM on GOOD FRIDAY!!
Eff the fact that I am a beast in the weightroom, my arms feel like jello and my legs are spaghetti
Eff that I was looking forward to this friday so much that is slowed down the whole week.
Eff the fact that my jawn is in Vegas and I was at work.
Eff the fact that she called me w/ her drunk arse while she was walking to the hotel and while she got ready for bed. It wasnt that bad b/c I was walking to work.
Eff the fact that this was my only assurance that she went home alone lololol.
I know we’re not all religious but eff the fact that He had to die in order to be saved.
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Yay!!!!! It’s Eff ‘Em friday!!!
I’ve been waiting for this. Lol
Sorry, nothing to Eff!
It’s friday and I don’t have to work!
Have a good one everyone!
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Eff Seattle for complaining about working 2 weekends straight, I’ve been doing this shit since January. Eff friends who always respond,”I hope you get time and a half”, salaried people don’t get paid for overtime Dammit! and if they do then please don’t tell me, I’m real fragile and overworked right now.
Eff bra-straps, they’re just annoying.
Eff eating lunch at my desk.
Eff people who have all day Birthday celebrations, your not Christ, I don’t need to spend my entire day honoring you. You’re allowed a nightime activity or a daytime activity. Depending on how much I like you we can do dinner and a party, but paintball, dinner and drinks..Eff that!
Eff missing one of my besties while she is on springbreak, come back!!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 am
Eff trying to one up me. Are you going to tell me you have to walk to work uphill both ways too?
Oh and eff your bra. It seems to be only worsening the stress, why don’t you just leave it off?
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Leave it off?!
EFF that. You tryna have our breasts down to the belly button??
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 pm
**evil grin**
I can hold them for you?
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 pm
BWHAHAHAHAHA. I was just talking to Streetz a/b your ridiculousness.
You can hold em… but b careful I’m sensitive. lol.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:52 pm
lol.
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Renee Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I’ve seen this in real life, scary shit!!!
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Renee Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Actually Seattle, we both lose its suppose to be 70 Degrees this weekend.
And lose the bra…I wonder how my client would react if I marched into his office with my headlights on.
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eff this cold. get thee away.
eff my new addiction to three ways.
eff the the biblical effing!!! lol
eff the new growth. i need chemicals.
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Eff ya’ll for being so close to the city you can go out on Thursday night to get hungover.
Eff my extended fam for invading my house at midnight for Easter wkend.
Eff me for forgetting they were coming & turning down an invitation to stay at booski #2 house.
Eff being on antibiotics messing up my BC flow.
Eff being the only black girl at work under 25 & no eligible men under 50.
Eff my friend Nettie who went to the Bahamas & met a white boy from DC. Actually, I re-scend she is taking one for the team.
Eff being the formal gown expert in my fam & being required to take my lil cousins prom shoppin.
I think I’m done effing…
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:23 pm
oh &…
Eff this healthy choice i’m supposed to be eating for lunch.
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Renee Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Friday is “Eff my diet” day, I had pizza for lunch, now I’m getting started on some chocolate cake.
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ELF To all the haters
ELF To all the lazy ass people that sit around all day talking about people and not doing shit
ELF TO all the people people are trying to hold you down because you are doing something with your life
ELF To the fake people
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 am
Eff your Elf
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Eff people who continue to touch my locs without permission. I’ve tried the stern look but it doesn’t work. So touch without permission=face punch. I’m not going to say anything else just punch you in between your eyeballs.
Eff my brothers for talking me into becoming the family treasurer. I don’t have the correct attitude to deal with all these cheap ass relatives. 35 per family is expensive?!?! o_0. Okay don’t pay and I’ll make sure you don’t eat.
Eff vet bills. How much for a physical? His medical bills are higher than mine. Baxter needs a job or something sheesh.
That’s all I got people I got today off. Yeah I know eff me. Have a Good Friday
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eff not really having anything to eff! it’s good friday, and i (for once) am in a good mood. i guess cuz i’m about a month from getting my life back! going to see tyler perry’s movie once i get some studying done, so all in all, i’m not effing anything this week!
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Here I am boos.
Eff school.
And eff yall for judging me for not having eff ems this week.
Happy Easter!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:04 pm
And eff state car inspections!
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eff going to bed at 4 o clock.. and just waking up at 11..
eff the biblical effing.. (but it’s sweet..)
eff Barabbas for going free..
eff myself, for watching tool academy.. i feel stupider..
did i say eff allergies.. damn, when i first get up, it’s a B*TCH!!
eff threewaystotakeit, for getting me engrossed.. when i should be getting dressed… i’m gonna be late..
i love you guys!
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Eff my life.
Eff me for wanting to be effed but saingy eff negroes who are the only ones i want to eff.
Eff bills.
Eff my job and eff everywhere i applied to that hasn’t called me back.
That is all. I am trying to positive and whatnot.
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Lastly,
Eff my company for having “business casual Friday”
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Renee Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 3:02 pm
“business casual Friday”????? Bwahahahahaha thats shiesty.
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Nothing to eff. Our VP sponsored pizza then told us we could go home at 2.
Happy Easter!
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I need to kill a 1/2hr before I can go home.. so
Eff Nicki Lewinski haters. Granted that song does suck but its mostly Sean Garrett’s fault. But that isn’t the point of this EFF. IT WAS NOT A BUTT PAD! You feel stupid now. The Massive Attack video proves that Nicki’s backside is under her skin…. Now is it fat, muscle, or silicon? That is the real question.
Eff my loyal arse. I’m worried I don’t have the killer instinct for corporate America. There was one promotion open in retail (med income jump). My boy who got this job for me is already in retail and I didn’t want to go for the same position as him. Figured I would go for the next one.. that was four openings ago. He never gets the position and now we are both stuck with a cubicle (I WANT AN OFFICE!).
Now Security got a job (big income jump!) this other negro who I work out with is going for. AHHHH! I know we are trying to move up the coporate ladder together, but why don’t you guys let me get up there and I’ll pull you suckers up.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 pm
I wonder if they are being as considerate as you are…If the answer is “No,” eff ‘em. Apply for the spot.
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Eff the fact that DC decides to do fuhkn construction on weekdays during morning and afternoon rush hour commute ergo eff the fact that my 15 bus ride is now 45 minutes.
Eff that I have to ride bus.
Eff that I’m out of shape and too lazy to tune my bike up.
Eff that math test i took today that i either bombed or almost passed.
Eff that DC government worker that ran into our bus 20 minutes ago cause he was driving while talking on the effin phone!!
Eff the DC no phone while driving law and that DC goverment workers have Entitlement up their a**es.
Eff my last class, I’m chillin.
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Eff that my boss wants to talk with me for an hour on Friday while he’s packing up to leave to tell me about an analysis he wants in his inbox on Monday morning.
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