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Eff Em Friday
It’s Friday, the sun is shining, it’s warm out, it’s… it’s effing crappy out again. WTF?! Cot dammit. Let’s just get into it.
Seattle Washington
Eff Mother Nature for being such a cock tease. ::Puts the fresh sneakers and crisp tees back in the closet. Breaks out a light coat and an umbrella::
Eff the people who complained that it was too hot on Wednesday. Weren’t you just complaining about how cold it was a few weeks ago? Do you not remember that we had no summer last year here on the East Coast? Eff you and your short term memory Memento.
Eff overdraft fees. I can’t wait until Reg-E kicks in. Bank rep, how is the overdraft fee more than the actual purchase? That makes no sense. Don’t tell me there’s nothing you can do. There’s always something you can do. Wait, you can tell I’m Black over the phone can’t you?
Eff work for preventing me to truly tackle the side hustle and be as Majestic as I can be. By the time I get home, all I want to do is eat, watch “Fringe” and go to sleep.
Eff still pulling crazy hours during the work week, working the past 2 weekends and having to fight to not work this weekend. It’s the weekend. Week. End. Eff you, I’m going to New York City. You heard me. I’ll be there. Yesshhh! ::in Marv Albert voice::
Eff me for forgetting to plug the MS Walk in my post this week. Big, big, big thanks to those who have donated. Daps and hugs to you all. If you haven’t donated yet, please give what you can. Every dollar will help. I’m sure you have a Livestrong bracelet you don’t wear anymore. Trust me, this is much better investment. http://bit.ly/aRAKH6
Slim Jackson
Eff my allergies. Pollen has been attacking me aggressively this week. I been sneezing the whole way to the bus stop everyday. My eyes been getting watery in a manly but allergy-stricken way. My throat has been itchy and the skin around my eyes has been trying to flare up. I hate this time of the year! Granted, I prefer this to snow.
Eff this upcoming certification exam I’m taking. I mean the certification will be cool and all, but this trying to study every night after work stuff is not what’s up. My brain definitely isn’t in student mode. Nonetheless, I must persevere!
Eff 24 for sandbagging until the last couple weeks. Now you wanna go and get all high action? Now you wanna have riveting and captivating episodes? I hate you! I hate you! Oh my god I love you.
Eff the fact my posts are taking me longer and longer to write nowadays. What used to take 30 minutes now takes an hour or more. Sigh. Yep, I’m tired. I’m done.
Miss Jenkins
Eff school. I can barely keep my eyes open.
Eff being older and wiser than people who are younger and dumber. Just listen to what the hell I am telling you do and stop asking questions.
Eff these shorts I haven’t worn since last summer. I forgot how much I hated them. They hugged me in all the wrong places yesterday. Damn.
How was your week? Was it eff worthy? Did you eff? Do you have anyone to eff? We hope so for the sake of your loins.
Effin’ ready for the weekend,
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff ninjas who think I’m supposed to hold their hand through class.
Eff my roommate for having some sort of unidentified object stuck up her ass.
Eff the rain for perpetuating the stereotype about Seattle.
Eff my needs for making me call someone I really shouldn’t have. At least, I got my needs met. *shrugs*
Eff that I may have taken on too much.
And, eff the shows piling up on my DVR. All My Children is getting cut again.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 8:57 am
“Eff my needs for making me call someone I really shouldn’t have. At least, I got my needs met. *shrugs*”
I see ur 3 oclock appt went well
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Sane.. eff you for still watchin all my children.. Erica Kane is like, 105 years old!!!
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SaneN85 Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 11:35 am
I don’t even know why I still watch, I FF through 95% of the show (watch a whole episode in about 10 minutes). That 5% though, it still has me. You know they refuse to let Erica’s grandkids call her grandma and she never refers to them as her grandchildren? She’s always saying stuff like “My daughter’s sons”. I think it’s in Susan Lucci’s contract, she doesn’t want to admit she’s old as dirt.
CHeeKZy (I’m lovin that, btw), it went well, now I’ll spend the next week or two trying to get my phone to stop ringing. Hence, today’s eff.
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I know in this economy I should be grateful I found a new job but:
Eff this new job. #swindle. it was listed as a paralegal job and we discussed my job duties as paralegal duties but instead it appears i’m the accountant.
Eff my boss who thinks I’m supposed to be able to read what she wrote and intuit what she meant. I didn’t write psychic, sorcerer, or soothsayer on my dam resume
Eff being broke b/c I paid all my bills early this month
gooooooooooose frahbah!
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max Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 8:20 am
Eff you for saying “soothsayer” and making me laugh-spit tea all over my screen!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:31 am
my boss is the same way.. i look at her and go “i’m jamaican, but i’m not Cleo.. say what you mean!”
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC, Destined for Greatness Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 10:22 am
I always thought Cleo was Trini
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 10:59 am
cleo was tryin to be Jamaican.. but everytime the commercial came on.. my ears would start bleedin.. it was like watching “cool runnins”.. dem couldn’t even get a real dialect coach fi do dat?? a wha dat?!
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Eff being in school and standardized exams. Ive been a hermit and forgot what it feels like to have a social life.
Eff my wandering mind. Its been hard to focus lately on ish that needs to get done.
Eff the heat that is in its 80s and will start hitting the 90s in a few months. I need a home up north.
Eff the neighbor next door. I understand you need your share of vitamin D but not at 5 am when a girl is tryna get some beauty sleep without hearing your bed bangin up against the wall… and on that note, eff college dorms with paper thin walls.
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lawchick12 Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I can relate to your entire comment. Those were my exact same effs at one point.
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Eff Andre for so much, it’s not even enough space here to eff him.
Eff my eating habits this week… scary.
Eff my workouts this week too. *sigh*
Eff my wants but eff my needs more for taking top priority over my wants.
Eff my french mani for just now chipping. Damnit!
*gotta go repair this joint*
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Good morning y’all.
Eff Vh-1 for having feeling this country song.
Eff Comcast for switching Vh-1 Soul to Centric. Model City, Miami Vice, Tha A-Team…what kind of random programing ichoices is that.
Eff the dancing-a** dude from Vh-1 with the “Soul” nameplate belt.
Eff this economy for not allowing me to get my comics for three weeks straight.
Eff the Gov. of VA.
Eff my lack of focus for making me the worst novelist ever.
Y’all have a good effing weekend.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:24 am
i feel you on that “worst novelist” bit…
Comcast??- i was gonna say you sound like you’re in FL.. but i won’t.. lol
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Wu Young Agent of M.E. Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:34 am
It’s hard to come home and write after working all day.
I thought the plague that is Centric was limited to Direct TV but I guess not.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 11:02 am
ESPECIALLY when i’m used to writing at night.. 3 and 4 in the morning.. then i got a job, and all i wanna do is go to the gym, then sit on the sofa and drink a protein shake..
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Wu Young Agent of M.E. Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I write when I can. I’m an office manager so thinking isn’t on my to do list after I clock out.
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Eff the fact that it absolutely refuses to rain in my current location. Eff pollen, eff allergies, and most importantly eff law school drama!
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beautynobility Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
cosign. Eff this damn law school and its effing politics.
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Eff Sarah Palin. She’s a moron.
That’s all I have to eff.
So I’m good and blessed
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good morning all!!!
i wanna send a big SHOUT OUT to my computer…
EFF my computer for getting a virus.. it’s got that ish.. herpes, syphillis, and AIDS all wrapped in one..
EFF my brother for lookin at porn on my computer.. now i got cooter all over my screen (when it boots up)
i feel you slim on that allergies tip.. so EFF allergies (3rd week in a row).. i’m swollen, and snifflin.. i ain’t been this sexy since i used to come outside with plaits in my hair..
EFF my boss for tellin me i might not get paid til Wednesday.. WED-NESDAY! today is Friday, CUT MY CHECK (no rubber ones either)
EFF my best friend that said he would come by and look at my computer.. now all of a sudden his phone is off.. he went to college to learn how to “pull Caspers.. then wonders why i won’t answer his calls..
EFF my eating this week.. eff my workouts this week..
and eff my not working out and STILL being too tired to go to the Erykah Badu after party last night.. they might’ve had a good DJ, THIS TIME~!!!
wow.. that was long.. (that’s what she said)
my week was EFFED UP!
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Peyso Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Who remembers when Rasheed Wallace used to say “Cut the check”? lol flashback
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 11:34 am
LOL@ Rasheed Wallace..
honestly.. they must want me to catch a case.. and i’m from Jamaica, so i need to stay jail-free…
cuz di ghetto run HOT in election year….
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I don’t have anything to eff this week. Unfortunately, this has been a blessing and a curse…
Happy Friday!!
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A co-worker of mine mentioned this blog, she knows I can get with a feature called Eff Em Friday
Oh, and the rest of the posts I read this week were cool too!
So let me take a crack at this…
Eff it when family brings drama into my life, when I so carefully try to avoid unnecessarily complicating my existence. I seriously do not have the energy to worry about one more thing…but somehow I will.
Eff 3 weeks simultaneously being not long enough (until I hand in this research paper) and too long (until Vegas bachelorette weekend).
Eff people who forget that I don’t work for them…I can help you, but you gotta take a number. Also don’t leave things until the last minute, we’re too busy making this place run to be sympathetic to your self-induced panic and calling me at 4:45 for a request is very rude. I would not do well in customer service…
Eff the rain
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Slim Jackson Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Glad you dropped by to check us out and eff with us!
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Eff this blast of artic weather. Wednesday I was in a pretty sundress and now I’m rocking long sleeved shirts and jackets. Make up your mind Mother Nature.
That’s all for me I’ve had a pretty nice week. Happy Friday guys.
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i have a couple things to eff this week.
first eff my phalanges. i have a jammed thumb on my left hand and a jammed pinkie on my right hand. yesterday i swore i almost broke my right hand after falling awkwardly by being fouled really hard.
eff me being tired all week. between sunday night and wednesday i promise i got less than 12 hours of sleep. just not cool. i need to really catch up this weekend.
eff the office and parks and recreation for not having a new episode again this week. the only new show that came on last night (that i watch) is flash forward.
eff the politics of the PhD program and publishers of the journals Oncogene and Prostate.
eff this pollen. my allergies have been going nuts. the rain the other day has given me some relief but not much. to top it off i have an allergic reaction to something. i can’t figure it out though.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 11:27 am
eff the office!!!! and eff my having to watch flash forward again, just so i can understand what the hell happened..
but eff that “ICE agent” for askin that chick if she had an “I-9″.. she was just tryin to put hydros on the car.. leave her alone..
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beautynobility Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
yes!! eff the I-9 and all the damn paperwork.
and eff Flash Forward for being SO GOOD! I had a closing argument to write and couldn’t focus.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Eff that Lesbian!
I was rooting for her to get that baby too… and to think Dimitri was going to cheat on Gabrielle Union for her!
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SaneN85 Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
CHeeKZ, I know you read my post, so I know you saw me mention all the shows waiting on my DVR. How you gonna spoil me like that?
Tunde, I’m actually glad there was no new shows on NBC last night. What, no love for Community?
*Man, I watch too many shows.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
my bad but that was two weeks ago (last thurday), I figured everyone say that one already…
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SaneN85 Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Oh, I’ve already watched that one, but I thought they left it open so it’s still possible they made a baby. So, it seemed like you were talking about this week’s episode. I rescind my comment, then.
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Tunde just reminded me.. I do have a few things to eff.
Eff late nights at the office. Monday, I was in the office until 8:30pm, Tuesday until 9:30pm. I missed Lost, and fell asleep on the couch trying to watch it on DVR.
Eff me having to work this weekend for clients who all have deadlines at the same damn time.
Eff me for forgetting my sister wants me to dye her hair, and retwist her baby locs today. I get tired just thinking about it.
le sigh… I think I will leave work early today. An take a long nap.
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Eff my Astigmatism got me seeing all blurry today, combined with the fact that it’s already cloudy, I’m basically blind.
Eff needing to wear my sun glasses with my contacts to keep the wind out my eyes but being self conscious about wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day.
Based on Slims post yesterday, eff hiding shit. I really like accounting, I like my jobs most of the time, and I have a fantasy about finding major fraud so I can always tell my story about how I found fraud and had to march into the CFO’s office.
Eff my abusive relationship with Carbs, I’ve come to realize you’re no good for me unless you’re coming from Vegetables, grains or fruits, but sometimes a girl just needs some pasta.
All this talk about allergies got me realizing this is the first time in years I haven’t has allergies. I’ve made major changes is my diet in the last 3 months, wonder if there is a correlation…
Eff procrastination, i really need to do my damn taxes, like fo-real fo-real.
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Peyso Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Have those carbs either first thing in the AM (after a tall glass of water as cold as humanly possible to consume) or right after u workout (within 30 minutes)
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Renee Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Thanks Peyso, I do try to get carbs in by lunch, Ill try the cold water trick bc I workout at night so I don’t really eat after my workouts.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
i workout at night too.. i need to figure out a way to not be raiding the fridge when i come in the door at 12…
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Renee Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Its drastic but I no longer keep bad foods in my apartment (I live solo so I can be selfish). So basically if there’s no frosted flacks, fruit loops, ice cream, or bread in the house, I can’t eat it. Belive me it works!
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Peyso Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
The cold water jumps starts your metabolism. And carbs after a workout is actually good for u
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Renee Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Aren’t carbs only good after weight lifting? Just checking because I do mostly cardio, lunges, crunches, squats now. I use to lift but then I started getting like Serena Williams, which is not my goal.
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Eff being older and wiser than people who are younger and dumber. Just listen to what the hell I am telling you do and stop asking questions.
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Son…
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC, Destined for Greatness Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Give up already. They’ll never listen. Just slam them and leave it at that.
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Eff my schedule for having me too busy to read let alone comment on anything for the last few weeks…
Eff mother nature for the downpour as soon as I left this event to run home last night… just got my hair done so it just had to rain huh?
Eff the cabbie who picked me up and then was pissed because I live anywhere near the hood. Eff him again for taking the SUPER long way to my house after I specifically told him the best/quickest way to my house… how you gonna go from Dupont to SE by way of the tidal basin in a torrential downpour…o_O
Eff my clients for driving me up a flippin wall this week. I’m up till 7am working on your project and you’re gonna call me at 9am talmabout “wake up!”… EFF YOU!
Eff my niece for getting suspended from school… you’re 9! WTF is you doin’ getting suspended from 3rd grade… like seriously!?!?
Eff this pollen. I’ve been such a hermit that my allergies have been nice and quiet. I leave the house for 2 hours yesterday and now my nose itches my ears itch, my throat itches, damn damn damn!
Oh and eff the cabbie one last time for being so shook he backed out of my street and tried to turn the wrong way down a oneway instead of just heading down the block and making a left… Really?!?!
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Eff having to wait in the car for someone for 30+ minutes and being exposed to bad, bad morning shows. I’m looking at you Big Tigger.
Eff that it rained all last night and yet I’m still sneezing and suffering.
Eff that I planned a great event for tomorrow and all my co-worker had to do was get people to come. And she couldn’t even do that. Now it’s gonna be a waste of my time.
So eff that I have to work tomorrow!!
Eff that I have soo much to do and not enough time.
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EFF the village idiot for tryin to talk to me like he run ish.. when my boss specifically told me not to listen when he tells me anything.. then he wanna say “i got issues..”
yeah, i got issues with emascualted men, that think because i’m a woman that i’ll let him talk to me like i’m 4.. ESPECIALLY when i know you’re just a pig dressed up in pointy shoes..
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Eff people who can’t differentiate between a spirited discussion of ideological perspectives and personal attacks. So, in order for us to be friends, I have to hide my convictions and pretend I’m okay with the veiled racism of the Teabaggers??? Okay…I’ll roll alone, thanks.
And eff this PWI (again!) for putting me in this position.
Eff spirit airlines for thinking it’s okay to charge for carry-on bags and getting the ball rolling for other airlines to do the same. What, am I supposed to travel with no clothes?? Pack light my azz.
Eff the class that keeps on giving – I have to write 3 papers, and 3 exams for 2 units?
Eff California for desensitizing me to good weather. I can’t appreciate the beautiful day because it’s all I see. I need to move back to Toronto. And eff all the east coasters who will eff me for effing consistently good weather.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Yeah, I def said eff you for that last one.lol.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Right back atcha.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
“Eff people who can’t differentiate between a spirited discussion of ideological perspectives and personal attacks. So, in order for us to be friends, I have to hide my convictions and pretend I’m okay with the veiled racism of the Teabaggers???”
This sounds like a spirited conversation. But there is a limit to how close I can be with a conservative. How can a conservative be fun?
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Eff that I gotta damn leak under my kitchen sink and that my hardwood floor looks damaged because of it.
Eff that I can’t figure out where the damn leak is coming from, and have been on the phone since 9 am trying to call my home warranty place to come check it out.
Eff that I couldn’t remember who my home insurance was with so I didn’t know who to call about the floor.
Eff that I’m horny as crap but am pledging abstinence right now. *sighs
Eff that I had to turn the intern with the CDC down because of stupid summer school.
Eff that the Health Department just now calling me back for an interview after I’ve already taken a job with Children’s Hospital.
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Eff Spring!!
Warm then cold, sunny then rauning. Maaan!!! make up your mind. WHERE IS SUMMER!!
Eff Allergies, after making fun of my sister for sounding like she was under the bed, why did I wake up this morning with my watery eyes and a scratchy throat!!! Ugh!! Did I say eff spring… I mean it!! LOL!
and Eff it being 8pm and still at work!!
Happy Weekend People!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Being at work at 8pm on a Friday night is def worth an eff or 2. Eff that!
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Eff the BF for stressing me out this week. If I could have smacked him upside his head I’d probably feel much better right now.
Eff time for moving so slow, I go for my certification to become a personal trainer in May and it feels like I still have 5 months to go.
Eff this cold ass weather. I know it’s only spring so “technically” it can still be cold, but this sunshine is playing tricks on me.
Eff my self-restraint. I know I’m not supposed to eat this junk but I’m so craving for a good piece of banana bread.
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