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Eff Em Friday
We started this joint on Wednesday because there was just too much building up inside. Pause. But yeah, listen up we’ve got a story to tell.
Seattle Washington
Eff Citizens Bank and it’s mother company – The Royal Bitch Bank of Scotland aka RBS. Your representatives are horrible, lack information and do nothing to actually help the customer. How can I talk to someone about fees on one day and get hit with more charges the very next day? They couldn’t give me a heads up to prevent that?! I’m better off keeping my money underneath my Sealy like back in elementary school. I’m switching to Bank of America. …Not that that’s any better.
Eff these late allergies. I thought I was in the clear, but now I feel like I’ve been sniffing rock salt. Someone pass that dutchie Claritin D.
Eff getting the “o_O” when I announced that I will be taking a couple days off in three weeks. It’s more than enough notice. And with all the extra hours I’ve been working, that I don’t get paid for, I shouldn’t even have to use my vacation days for this. It’s all good though, I’ll be sure to send you a postcard. Hang it in your office, biiiiiiiitch. ::in Wiz Khalifa’s voice::
Speaking of him, eff Wiz for dropping “Flight School,” “B.A.R.,” “How Fly” with Curren$y and now “Kush & Orange Juice”. Pure fire. All around. He’s successfully staged a coup on my iTunes, iPhone and iPod. I’ve been blasting Kush & OJ in my office constantly. The problem is that after listening to him, all I want to do is touch the clouds. Not a good look when you have a lot of work to do. …Okkaaaaaayyyy!!!
But eff all that, I’m walking in the MS Walk this weekend. Thanks to everyone for their kind words, thoughts and support – whether financial, physical or emotional. It’s all kinda touching, in a G way. Let’s just say I was and still am pleasantly surprised by everything and I’m happy to call y’all my Three Ways Fam.
Ahh eff it, here’s one last ditch effort. If you’d like to donate because you forgot before, finally got that check yesterday or learned your lesson and need a real tax write-off for 2010, here’s the link. Thanks again folks, I’ll let you all know how it goes. http://bit.ly/aRAKH6
Miss Jenkins
I haven’t had much to eff lately because I have been moving at 1000 miles per hour and haven’t really had time to think about what been going on. So basically, eff being busy.
Eff exams.
Eff John Derbyshire and his unfortunate racist existence.
Eff taking the high road and not being able to neck chop people when they talk to you crazy.
Eff the pain that my body will be in by about 6:30pm after playing 3 back-to-back basketball games. It’s gonna be fun though.
Hope you have a great effin weekend,
The 3 Ways Crew.
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On a serious note, before you go to a bank, check out a credit union. Over time belong to a few to compare for simple investing & loans.
Have a great effin’ weekend!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 8:34 am
I’ll co-sign the credit union.
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Eff Andre`! …still
Good luck in the MS Walk, Seattle! Rootin’ for ya’ from the threewaystotakeit.com comment section sidelines!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Good looks Nikki!
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I second the credit union idea. I work for one and we do go out of our way for our Members.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:03 am
A lot of folks are making a good case for the credit unions. I’m going to check a few out and do some research.
Good looks folks!
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Eff uber thirsty ninjas. Isn’t it enough that I’ve turned down your offer 14 times and I moved down a whole block offer to catch the bus. No I don’t want some gin, a hot dog, or a ride on your pogo stick. Leave me the f*ck alone. If I fart in your face will you leave me be? ugh!!
Eff musty ass people on the bus. Ma’am you just walked out of your house how in thee hell do you smell like? Seriously do use battery acid shower gel? You should really get that checked cause they smell is not human.
Wooosah. okay I feel better now.
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Eff low self-esteem and doubts and the voices that tell me to compare myself to others.
Eff the others who tell me I’m not as good as them. Eff my parents for consistently telling me I needed to be 10X better than these people to prove myself as good as them.
I can’t eff anymore I’m flying high. I beat 50 of those crazies – semifinals here I come!
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Peyso Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:15 am
U beat 50 of them in what?
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beautynobility Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
I actually JUST won a trial competition, beating out 60 ppl. I’m super excited.
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I’ve been waiting all week to eff that sumb*tch who broke into my car on Monday. On top of costing me $260 to replace the window; he stole my Ipod, $100 which I set aside to buy books that weren’t listed on my booklist for school, my wallet with a lot of things i’ma have to replace, and a little of my faith in the human race.
Eff my $500 deductible
Eff the police and their online reporting system
Eff my sister who stole sixty dollars from me last weekend and then tried to play stupid about it.
Eff my roommate and her constant baking, it’s not like I can ignore fresh baked brownies.
Eff the 5 pounds I’ve gained in the last couple months.
Eff the two huge bruises I got on my leg from being hit twice with the ball while playing softball.
On the bright side, I’m having a much better week now!
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Peyso Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Your sister though? Damn
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 11:25 am
my brother steals from me.. it’s not unusual.. EVEN when he had a job, ran up my account and ammassed overdraft charges out this world.. it happens…
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Oh, and eff that he stole my backpack that had 3 weeks of homework I had done in advance and now have to redo.
And, good luck with the walk, Seattle!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Thanks homie. And if you need to pass off those brownies, I’ll gladly jump on that grenade.
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Seattle, don’t switch to Bank of America aka Bank of H*ll. They are 20 times worse. I’ve had numerous instances where they messed with my money and you have to fight with them to correct the mistakes. They’ve made a withdrawal when I made a deposit and messed up my account. They’ve simply not recorded a deposit I made, it’s just that I am meticulous and keep receipts for everything so I was able to prove that I deposited the money. They did the same thing to my landlord when she deposited her pay check and still have not found it to this day (she was reissued another check, but they don’t know that). My mother paid her mortgage at a BOA branch and they did not apply it to her account. She had to fight with them to prove that she had actually paid her mortgage and that it was on time. The list goes on with the money mistakes that BOA makes. Citizens is not the greatest, but it is better than Bank of H*ll. As other people suggested, you’re probably better off with a credit union.
As for my Friday eff ‘ems…Eff the fact that I have to go to a 7 week training in Dallas, TX. I leave on Monday and I am not looking forward to it at all.
Eff the fact that I am working despite the fact that this is normally my Friday off and it’s all b/c I have to go to this silly training.
Eff the fact that tomorrow is my B-day and instead of enjoying my weekend with my Friday off, I will be preparing for this training in Dallas.
Eff the fact that their is “pre-training” for the training that I will be going to in Dallas, TX. What the eff? And eff the fact the pre-training courses are foolish? “Reading and Interpreting statutes”- why are they requiring lawyers to do this? “Managing stress” – how ironic. “Communication Etiquette” – really?
Eff the fact that I tried to just skip to the end of the stupid online trainings and take the silly tests, but my computer kept acting up, and it took more time to fix than if I had completely read through the training materials.
I could go on, but I have to go to work on my Friday off.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 9:15 am
I haven’t had any issues with BofA… *shrugs*
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Capricorn Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 9:19 am
I had plenty. Either BoA is very good or very bad. I had to do too much correcting with them. I took my business elsewhere.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:23 am
No problems yet, but I feel like we’re still in the honeymoon phase. I’ll give them a few months before they stop cooking when I get home, giving good morning whops and hit me with some random fee.
That’s wild they counted your deposit as a withdrawal. I’d go ape sh*t. #No1906
I will check into the local credit unions though. Thanks for the wise words folks.
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cosign Miss Jenkins eff em of exams. ALso, eff ppl who bring their relationship drama to school with them. law school is stressful enough without ur baby mama/daddy and their issues too!
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Eff all ya’ll. Just kidding.
Eff my supervisor for thinking she’s slick.
Eff grad school recommendations.
EFF APRIL 15!!!! Taxes in the mailbox at 8:50pm.
A special EFF to the young ninjas, who should have had their azzes in a classroom, who pulled a jack move on my Mama’s purse. A special place in hell is reserved for them, got my Mommy all upset and what not. .
Eff the weird dreams I’m having lately.
Eff the world don’t ask me for isht..
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Peyso Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:29 am
what city ru in? I didnt know they still snatched purses
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Capricorn Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Good ol’ DC Metro.
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Eff the hot flash I had earlier this morning. I know it’s warm outside and will be even hotter later today. I couldn’t even drink my morning coffee, had to get diet Dr. Pepper. smh…
Eff my locks. It’s too hot for this hair, and cutting is not an option right now. Time to start rocking ponytails and buns everyday.
Eff the ever rising gas prices.
Eff the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. I had no idea that when I effed those little girls playing jumprope, they were making a comeback to a theater near you.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 9:44 am
OH!! i thought you knew that they were remaking it.. that’s why you effed the little girls playing jumprope.. lol.. now it seems like they made it just to eff with you!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:21 am
lol. I didn’t know they were remaking it. I saw the preview when I saw The Clash of the Titans. I was BBMing my sister and the next thing I know, I hear that darn song. lol.
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My first Eff’em Friday Response:
Eff myself for waiting ’til the last minute to file my state taxes.
Eff my “home state” for not accepting them electronically unless filed with the federal taxes.
Eff owing taxes in a state where I received NO income.
Eff Metro DC-MD area for deciding that only having 4 post office locations open late would be sufficient for allll of the people in this area.
Eff the lady that complained the whole time in line at the post office about the 1 hour + wait…IT’S April 15…kool it please.
Eff the dream I had about breaking into some folks house last night with an accomplice and then having to escape in my own car…which woke me up and prompted me to finish and submit an assignment at 3AM.
Eff my semi-frustrating day yesterday BUT it’s the weekend so no more effing…I’ll just welcome the fun and sun
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OOH!!
(they say 4th time’s the charm..) eff these allergies.. i haven’t breathed normally in over a month now..
eff my not being in DC last night, so to commemorate, i went to Pangaea, and sweated out my perm (i love it!)
coincidentally, eff not being able to get to sleep til 5.
eff my boss for thinking i forgot my paycheck is 1 week overdue.. “eff you, cut the check!” (that’s for Peyso)
eff my computer(s) for still being sick..
eff ninjas that don’t come through, then wanna claim they care.. EFF YOU!
and eff everyone that lives in NY, is going to NY, passing by NY… for being where i wanna be at this particular moment..
Florida, is NOT what’s hot right now..
love ya’ll happy friday (thank God!!)
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Peyso Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:33 am
AWWWWW, we’re gonna have to e-court then become e-boos lol
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Eff giving a 2 week notice. I clearly don’t want to be here anymore, so why the hell would I happily stay here for another 2 weeks. Well, have it your way, I’m bout to act the fool in this piece…come in late, leave early and walk into rooms like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSve3f_sdDU
Eff Sowhatiff Denise Reneisha Jenkins
Eff the bruhz in advance (2nd D bruhz…districts?)
Eff haters…A mi no te gusta? Shheeeeeeeiiit, wait a few years, you really gonna hate me then…
Eff non Laker fans.
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Peyso Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:34 am
I’m jealous. Districts prolly gonna be owt as hell
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The Honorable Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele LLC, Now Federally Funded Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Real talk…find a ride…we got you.
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Jemsstar Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
This had me dying this morning!!!
“LOOK AT THE WHITE SHOES” LOL!
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Eff the fact that I’m looking forward to an extra day off so I can finish an assigment…at least I’m not missing out on good weather.
Eff all these good acts coming to town when I have little time, am saving $ for other things and in some cases won’t even be here. Then they’ll be a drought all summer, just watch.
Eff being too smart to spend all my money on shoes and a new wardrobe for the new figure like I really want to.
Eff the dudes, this am and yesterday afternoon, who thought they would be taking up 2 seats on the train. No sir and thank you.
Eff my lack of desire to cook lately, but still wanting to eat well.
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eff all my ATL peeps for having parties the weekend I am in NYC. any other weekend all yall do is applebees and strip clubs now this weekend everyone is having a house party or game night or bbq!?
eff the new dude for turning stalker crazy after a month of being great….you had so much potential SMH
eff my sister for moving to Cali and using that as the excuse for why I must now deal with ALL the family drama
eff my nieces and nephews for now being old enough to try and be my friend on FB…how can I tell you no politely?
and lastly EFF SALLIE MAE! I am so sick of you. you can’t take my degree back so just back up off me
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Eff having to get up at the crack of dawn to drive an hour and then some to God’s backyard in VA for our annual conference tomorrow.
Eff my manager for saying we have to park in satellite parking and then either wait in the dark for a shuttle or walk along a wooded path to get to the conference center. Ummm…Well that that sounds safe.
Eff my boss for even thinking she could step to me and try to motivate me to do more for the team and not acknowledge that my co-worker gets to take naps on a regular basis. Girl bye!
Eff meeting a guy who I thought was decent only to learn that he’s wayyy older than I thought. Sigh. Sometimes black should crack.
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Eff the fact that I’m exhausted.
Eff the fact that I have a raise approved by my bosses but the city is being slow in approving it.
Eff the fact that I cant go to Syracuse or New Haven.
Eff the fact that I got into this summer program and now hesitant about accepting.
Eff yo couch!
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Eff my first experience with back pain, eff raiding my office 1st aide kit and lathering on a nice thick layer of icy hot gel, 10 minutes later I though I was going to lose it from the burn. How do old people do it? They are some tough m-effers.
Eff people taking facebook too far, I know people over share but just because they put there wedding info on facebook does not mean you’re invited. And people really need to stop with the over-sharing, posting all your wedding detail on facebook just takes away from it, its suppose to be an intimate experience…no!
Eff April 15, the end of Tax season marks the beginning of firing season in my comp.
Eff sending my broken phone back to my insurance company with all my personal information.
Eff coming to the realization that that a MBA is a must, I wish I were happy with being an underachiever (not that people without MBA’s are under achievers, I’m just afraid of being poor and struggling with an MBA is just foollish.)
Eff the new level of tiredness I felt this week, it took me 3 nights to watch my DVR of Glee and I only got to watch Monday’s Gossip girl last nigh
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I think about this all week and then Fridays come and I forget. But TODAY! I’m gnna eff em
Eff my man for moving to another state and forcing me to do long distance
Eff my friend for getting drunk and
Eff her friends for disappearing on her and leaving ME with the girl and then getting upset later
Eff this chick that got it out for me
Eff my crush who didn’t know what kind of “eating” I was hinting at the other night
Eff streets for not responding when I @ him
Eff my lack of good blogs to read. Suggestions?
I think I’m done. Whew I feel better.
Eff Me cuz I’m going thru withdrawal
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Eff this new job! These mofos got me doing experienced accountant work at entry level admin pay. Effect them for trying to switch me to a salary after probation. A low ass salary at that. I’m actively looking for a new job. Anyone in NYC know of any openings in the legal field Holla at me.
Eff St. John’s for asking me for alumni contributions and I’ve barely been out a year. I will donate just give me a chance to get a hold on these loans first.
Eff Columbia for putting me on a waiting list. Looks like I’m skipping the MA and going for my JD
Good note- Seattle I just got my check ill hit you with a donation
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Wow, thanks homie. Very much appreciated.
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Sorry I’m effing late.
Eff Bank of America with a donkey’s d**k.
Eff this economy and crappy local leadership for straddling my hometowm with 23% unemployment.
Eff the fact that I want to go home and go to sleep.
Eff this pollen for making my contacts feel like burning naplam covered in sandpaper.
I’m effing out. Effing rack me.
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Oh yeah.
Eff my friends for not subscribing to my effing blog. I support your effing shit.
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Eff the homeless dude for whom I bought a hot dog for only saying thank you to me once.
And eff me for expecting him to bow and scrape to me for buying him a $2.50 hot dog.
Eff all the a-holes who read my most hilarious blog post today and did not comment.
And have an effing great walk Seattle!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Just read your post. LOL & SMH. Good to know how the list gets dwindled down though.
Thanks for the well wishes homie!
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eff my carryon bag for not fittin in the oerhead compartment
eff work for puttin us on a training compound that resembled shutter island
ef not remembering conversations I had last nite. Thanks Ciroc!
peace
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Eff this man who just got hired into my department and apparently thinks im somebody’s assistant. The only reason I dont have your job is because I turned it down! no, I will NOT be making appointments for you or anybody else, and I most definitely will NOT be finding contact information for people who YOU need to talk to. Do your own job and I’ll do mine.
’tis all
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Sooooo…
eff that I didn’t know Seattle was walking in the MS Walk til today. –> donation made brother.
eff that there are 3 of us here while everyone else has been out getting drunk since noon at the opening of the Tiki Bar.
eff that I went out w/ Dr. J last night and therefore want NO MORE to drink until next week.
eff that I didn’t home til 5.
eff the fact that I am distraught b/c I ran over a possum on the way home last time #RIP
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Better late than never. Thanks for the donation homie. Very much appreciated.
Oh and it’s a possum. It could be playing dead and then again, it’s a possum. That’s like hitting Tila Tequila with your car. No one’s really going to miss it.
God bless it though.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I keep saying that to myself… it’s only a possum but it looked at me right before he hit the under carriage. *le sigh*
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Damn, you made eye contact? :-\
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S0_Flyy Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Comin back through w/ the additional…
EFF UNIVERSITY OF BALTIMORE for making me re-apply for graduate school after missing two semesters, even though it was their fault!!!
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Better late than never:
Eff participating in the biggest loser at work and not winning the money pot. Now I got to keep losing weight for free.
Eff work pranksters who think it’s funny to mess with my car. Why are 26-year-olds acting like they’re 6?
Eff the man for changing the integrity of my work. I don’t even want the byline now.
Best wishes in the MS Walk Seattle!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 16th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Thanks Toni!
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Eff being called into the HR office for an undisclosed reason on a Friday afternoon. I nearly peed my pants.
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