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Eff Em Friday
Seattle Washington
Eff having great news and not being able to share it yet.
Eff that this company is a sinking ship and everyone is bouncing. Three more people left this week alone. Looks like everyone’s grabbing a life raft before the Titanic sucks them down with it.
Eff all that though, I’m in Atlanta. Hit me on twitter for suggestions on places to go – twitter.com/seattlexwa. It would be much appreciated. Thank you and good night!
Miss Jenkins
Eff death.
Eff the person who lived in my apartment before I moved in. I want to take up the area rug, but there are a bunch of gashes in the hardwood floor that look like homeboy took a metal object of sorts and tried to shank the floor.
Eff finals.
Eff sensitive relatives who really need to hear about themselves, but are shielded from the full brunt of rants on the strength of their age and family status. I really want to say some very real things to some folks, but my thoughts border the line of honesty and disrespect. So instead, I bit my tongue.
Slim Jackson
Eff my inability to make a tasty lunch in the morning before work. I’m just too tired and too lazy to do it consistently.
Eff the amount of scrambling I’m doing these days in life.
Eff this consistent craving for french toast I’ve had over the last few weeks.
Eff the woman at Men’s Wearhouse that I told to lengthen my pants and all she did was change the cuff. I can’t wear these high water lookin’ pants to work!!! I hate you in my heart!
Your turn…and sh*t.
Eff Us if You Like,
The 3 Ways Crew
RSS & Twitter
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Eff my research group this semester. I’ve been pulling y’all dead weight all semester and now y’all get the same banging ass grade as me? Eff outt here…
Eff all the administrative departments falling apart at the same time. Actually making me earn my paycheck by doing my job and ish…
Eff this Johnny W. Black for kicking me in the chest even tho its on the rocks. Reminds me that I survived all my final papers and projects due this Thursday
And finally: Eff anyone that doesn’t believe my boy D. Wade needs some help out there next season, no matter where he will be (sure won’t be Miami…)
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CHeeKZ Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 9:04 am
Eff anyone that doesn’t believe my boy D. Wade needs some help out there next season, no matter where he will be (sure won’t be Miami…)
**Knicks fans begin to salivate**
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 10:25 am
poor Miami.. i can’t even begin to talk about the situation that is the Miami heat..
poor D. Wade.. just poor everyone! the Marlins are done, the Heat is finished.. and the Dolphins.. well, the season ain’t start yet, so i still have my hopes up!!
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 11:47 am
WTF is a Dolphin? LOL
D. wade.. who knows where he’ll end up… but MIA will throw the ENTIRE CITY at him to stay!
I’d Say eff Lebron, Knicks should sign D.Wade, D Lee (mid level exception) and hold the big $$ for Melo or CP3in 2011
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For a second there I thought of Seattle’s first eff and Slim’s Eff ‘em last week. Luckily I went back and checked, otherwise I’d be throwing a premature congratulations your way, Seattle.
I once again don’t have anything to eff, things are going pretty well right now.
I’ll be in ATL in June, so I was going to ask about spots to hit up. Thanks for saving me the trouble.
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Eff the amount of money I’m out. I’ve replaced my patio door, carpet, computer and fence. Bastard robbers. I hope they beat your asses with hot bamboo sticks.
Eff the temperatures change my body is going through. One minute I’m shivering under a quilt and the next I’m opening up my robe while standing in front of a fan. I’m too young to be going through the change.
Eff State Farm. Not only was the insurance adjustor late but his breath was foul. It smelled like New Jersey and Pencillin. Why do you have to use so many words that require an influx of breath? Argh!
Eff cats just because I don’t like them.
Eff grad school. Dang guess I was mad huh?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 9:10 am
New Jersey stay taking shots.
You getting a new dog? i was seriously touched last week by Lassie’s efforts to save your xbox.
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Ladycakes Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Yeah I probably will get another dog but not for a while. It’s going to be kind of hard to find a Great Dane with the temperment of my Baxter
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Eff having to deal with hair assault from drunk rednecks, sober ignorant folks and the like. I am not a puppy for you to pet.
Eff people who don’t have an internal filter and then wonder why I catch an attitude. Saying whatever you want comes with a price. Don’t be shocked if you get pimp slapped.
Eff me staying up all hours of the night like I don’t have to be to work in a few hours. This is why my immune system is so low.
Eff trying to make plans with the crew that never come to fruition. Why is it so hard to follow through? These chicks are play pimpin.
Eff this sudden cold front. Just when I was getting used to 80 it dropped down to 71. Darn you rain!
Now that’s all out. Have a good weekend all!
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sanen85 Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 1:53 am
I’m sorry, did you just call 71 a cold front? Tee hee.
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 10:36 am
please, a cold front was the last 3 days of rainy 60 degree weather and 35 degrees we had the other night in New England… Im looking forward to this 70 degree day and weekend we are about to have
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 10:27 am
71 IS a cold front!!! it’s jacket weather when it hits that temperature!!
note: i live in Ft lauderdale.. lol..
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 11:48 am
smfh 71 a cold front…
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Toni Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Lol we have to roll with 75+ in Florida or feel cold.
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Eff d targets I misd in april, got a fresh start in may
Eff dose that don’t believe in me and r waiting 2 c me fall…..sch folks motivate me
Eff procrastination…….dat bitch gets 2 me everytime……no more I hope
Eff guys hu go around slandering girls names for popularity……..its obvious u aint getn none so u fil d nid 2 lie/brag…go learn 4rm d real players
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Eff inconsistent people!!!
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Eff weight gain….gosh my jeans feel tighter….back to the gym
Eff friends that drop by unannounced…..like seriously? ever heard of calling before visiting?
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Once again eff job hunting when you have a job…doing phone interviews in the bathroom of the coffee shop is not hot.
Eff Thursday night parties. Three events last night? Really?
Eff the flat iron burn that has my finger throbbing like a turgid peen right now.
That’s it!
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 10:37 am
so glad my director knows I’m on the search for my next gig, the cloak and dagger job search is not the business
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Eff this mount gay hangover. I’m smiling at bitches I hate and I hate myself for it. But I cant stop smiling.
Eff my white coworker who has biracial kids (black/white,puerto rican/white) and says n*gg* with such ease and confidence… Imma set that bitch up.
Eff my black supervisor who hates black people. For the past 7 years, every black person has transferred out of this office. I’ve been here a year and am actively looking for another gig, even if its a demotion. I officially hate black people, that hate black people.
Eff Golf Digest for not having putting tips for the cubicle. I”ll send them an email on the proper ways to be a timesuck, just like 3ways.
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Ok… I’m trying to keep all of my thoughts and words positive but I do have some ‘Eff Ems’.
Eff Sankofa Arts Kafe in Dallas, TX. Yes, I’m blasting. I’ve been a loyal customer to this black establishment for two years & y’all pull a stunt like that? The last 4-5 times my friends and I have consistently had bad service. If I pay to have a muhfuggin table reserved, the sh*t should be there when I get there! Then I hear the manager/owner tell the hostess since we already paid & he has our $$ that he doesn’t want to talk about our missing table? Word?! The power of calling the bank to get my money back. And it wasn’t even about the $ it was the principle of the whole ting but I digress…
Eff my job for thinking I would come in & work on my da off. My new affirmations are finna eliminate y’all from my life.
Eff going to Studio Movie Grill & not eat b/c the person I went with got free movies tickets but didn’t want to spen money on food. Then had to nerve to say they were hungry while looking upside my head as if I was gonna buy after you tell me in the car I gotta pay for my own food. I don’t like being used so eff it. We’ll both sit there looking dumb. Eff outta here.
Oh! And eff Floyd Mayweather because Sugar Shane is gonna beat that @$$. Yeah, I said it. Eff him!
Peace & light…
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i wanna send out a big, DONKEY EFF to:
my former boss.. not only am i out of work.. you think it’s cool to not pay me for the 3 weeks you owe.. then catch attitude when i call..
eff the pounds for not dropping off fast enough..
eff not suddenly having the money to make my trip to NY and DC..
(no blasphemy) but eff the Bible.. for saying “vengeance is mine, says the Lord.. i will repay”
i wanna repay the vengeance.. NOW!!
eff immigration for taking so long to get to my paperwork.. it’s like God wants to keep me here..
eff college for making me pay out of state fees (when i live in state) when i have NO JOB!!
eff being celibate.. sometimes, this Christian business is for the birds..
i think that’s it folks.. happy friday.. MUAH!!
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eff bank of america! we had a good relationship until today! how you gonna charge me 2 overdraft fees?! when one had enough in my acct to cover but you charged the higher debit first then the overdraft then the lower amount and then another overdraft?!
eff wendy williams she makes me throw up a little in my mouth
eff deadlines…I mean really what is the point? whether I pay you today or Monday you know I am gonna pay you ughhhhhhh
eff POLLEN, you come straight from hell!
eff men who claim they are ready for the type of relationship i want at the start and then midway through decide they can’t handle it
eff all my friends getting engaged this year and expecting me to be in the wedding and buy dresses and shoes…why weren’t yall doing this BEFORE i was unemployed? i don’t have disposable income for all your showers, dresses, bachelorette parties, etc etc etc
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Wendy makes me throw up as well, but THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiwTqaZTKSY
Shout out to the big homie, Elmo.
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Jemsstar Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
OMG!!! Why was that the cutest thing I’ve seen all week!!! Loves it!
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Eff the governor of Arizona… as if his ancestors are Native Americans.
Eff every single place that has received my resume (40+) and the handful I have phone interviewed with and even gone on site for a full day of interviewing and have not gotten back to me, EFF YOU for being slow!!!!
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Eff that police officer that pulled me over last night b/c I ran a yellow light. That’s right…yellow. Eff him for ID’ing my passenger & asking if she’d been drinking. O_o And if she had?! She didn’t say crap to you… Eff the fact that he said he ONLY let us go sans ticket b/c it was her birthday. Nah, you let us go b/c you didn’t have a reason to pull us over. Didn’t even log that ish in the computer… I saw you. Eff you.
Eff my allergies that have started up again.
Eff that I consisently go out to the club b/c I am starving for peer interaction (since I live in West Bubblefukc) and leave more desolate than I came.
Eff the fact that I had a chance to get the number from this man who works at one of my favorite social spots whom I’ve been admiring from afar last night and couldn’t eeeeem find the words to say beyond letting him know I peeped his page in Essence magazine. Sigh. Eff my ‘starstruck’ arse.
Eff that burned my leg on the tailpipe of that bike last night.
Eff UMUC for taking my grad school application fee BEFORE telling me they’d only accept 6 of my 18 credits for transfer.
Eff working all the way in West Bubblefukc which makes it harder to move toward civilization. Eff my father for being anti-rent and boycotting my efforts to get an apartment. Eff having financially unstable friends thereby killing my roommate pool. Eff the ‘burbs for being so expensive. Eff my caring about my fathers boycott.
There… I’m done. Eff this list.
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SaneN85 Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 11:20 am
“Eff that I consisently go out to the club b/c I am starving for peer interaction (since I live in West Bubblefukc) and leave more desolate than I came.”
That is some real talk right there, and I’ve been guilty of doing the same thing more than once.
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Eff this new project at work. Why am I doing the technical work someone else was supposed to do, and then I have to go back and do my actual job.
Eff my weekend. My sister decided that she does want me to do her hair this weekend after all, completely messing up my Saturday plans. All I want do is mani/pedi, shop, and go to a fight party.
Eff fight parties at the club. I do not want to get extra jazzy just to watch the fight. And I don’t want to pay for weak drinks, either. Can I just chill with some other sexy single black professionals and watch the fight. I feel like some people are trying to turn the Raleigh black professional nightlife scene into a mini DC with all of the pretentious BS, and I refuse.
Happy Weekend!!
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Eff me for doing THE MOST last night…
I kept it all the way gangsta
I swag surfed
I showed them how to do my duggy
I leaned with it, rocked with it, shoulder leaned (there’s a lot of leaning)…
I blew the whistle
I did the stanky leg
I two-stepped, I got jiggy with it, I walked it out…
and then after ALL of that, I though it would be a good idea to find out how low I can go. Apparently lower then ya know… however it’s not advisable.
My knees are KILLING ME!!!!
Eff aging!
I’m shockingly functional despite the large about of liquor still filtering through my liver and the lack of sleep… you’d never know I was out til 3am.
…that is unless you saw me hobble out of the elevator this morning and geezer my way to my desk. #fail
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 11:22 am
i got low at a club a couple thursdays ago.. and my knees KILLED me til about a week after.. i mean, “walking with a limp” type of knees killing me..
this getting old ain’t no joke..
my knees have been bad since high school… (that’s when booty shake came out.. lol)
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Streetztalk Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Yoga!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Sounds like a hell of a night!! **fast forward to next Sunday** I will have similar complaints… Countdown to my birthday begins..
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Eff my having the worst day of my life
Eff my acc for being overdrafted more than once and now I took my whole check that I worked overtime to get
Eff my for not knowin I had overdrafted. Eff the atm for having the most ridiculous charges
Eff the bank for chargin me late fees when I didn’t fuckin kno I had an overdraft
Eff me for being a broke college student wit nuttin to eat for the next 3 weeks
Eff my roomate for makin me hate him now idk where to live
Eff my cool roomates for moving out
Eff everything I’m so pissed
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Eff my job (as usual) because I know that the bs is around the corner
Eff wanting new job but deciding a new career path. Jesus be a headhunter!
Eff Bills.
That all I effin have!
Salute!
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Eff NEVER getting disposbale income. Finally finished paying Univ of Balt $200/month, and my cousin hit me w/ a lend me money #swindle. *sigh* Eff my family loyalties.
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Eff having to work yet another Saturday – and this one involves driving around the world and then going camping. Sigh.
Eff Eve.
Eff spring and sneezing.
Eff knowing what’s the right thing to do, but desperately wanting to take a short cut.
Eff that patience is a virtue mess. It kinda sucks.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Eve as in the Philly lady-rapper, or the lady responsible for female humanity’s suffering?
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Rum Punch Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Lol. The latter. As of now, I have nothing against the pitbull in a skirt. Heh.
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max Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I co-sign that – eff Eve and her effing apple for real.
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HeadMistress Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Co-sign! It’s cause of her greedy ass that God ordered birth pangs and men’s domination over women.
*shakes fist* (at Eve, not God)
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Rum Punch Reply:
April 30th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
LMAO! Y’all silly. Yeah, four hours later my eff still stands.
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eff the fact that i have a ridiculously jumbled mess to deal with at work….how my manager and my manager’s manager gonna leave the project at the same time and i am left doing the bulk of their work and answering 50 billion questions? not cool
eff disorganized and ignorant coworkers.
eff cold a$$ chicago weather…why am i still wearing winter gear at the end of april?
eff love and it’s tendency to distract. i. must. focus.
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Eff attorneys that don’t want me to send out bills , but get mad at me when the business account is low! YOU HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOUR MONEY TOO! I CAN NOT HELP YOU MAKE MONEY IF YOU DON’T LIKE MONEY.
EFF training for 4 straight days!
I agree that the job hunting while on the job is not sexy.
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Eff the USPS for not delivering my NYSDOL 599 Verification Form
Eff my landlord for holding/losing my mail in the event the USPS did actually deliver it
Eff the NYSDOL (tentatively) for being so damn unforgiving (unless of course they accept my late submission and reinstate my original certification approval)
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Eff this dam job market. Why are people trying to pay me $10 to be a paralegal? I graduated from college dammit and i’ve been in the workforce for 5 years. How am I supposed to live off $10 p/h in NYC? Aren’t there laws against slavery?
Eff Sallie Mae!. I pay my bill early every month and they stay sending me e-mails weekly like my account is delinquent.
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Eff Chilli, for having a show in the first place, getting on my nerves, being unrealistic, and not being able to compromise!
Matter of fact, Eff her again for having that dumba$$ list!
Eff selfish men who think they aren’t.
Eff it being a BEAUTIFUL Friday in NYC and still having 2 more hours of work to do.
No more Effs, this weekend is also going to be beautiful in NYC, enjoy your weekend!
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Hola
Eff hypertension. damn im only 28
Eff opinionated people. STFU! gracias
Eff new job orientations. so boring and long…ahhh well…
Eff age. im only five years older…smh. mind ur business!
Eff these damn hurdles i always have to jump to get ahead.
Eff facebook…im bored.
Eff twitter. i dont what im doin! ugh!
Thank god im off this weekend! Be safe everyone!
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I have nothing to Eff about tonight. My Lakers won so I’m GREAT
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