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We know you’ve been waiting all week. So have we.
Seattle Washington
Eff having a meeting on my last day at work. However, good looks on scheduling it after 12pm. I’m pretty sure I won’t be on time tomorrow.
Eff that I’m already buzzed as I’m writing this and I still have the whole going away party to go through. Yep, it should be a long night. Pray for me. Better yet, check on me. I’ll leave my phone on vibrate, if I get enough texts it should wake me up.
Eff having to leave folks behind. There are a lot of talented folks here that I’m going to miss. I wish y’all the best.
Eff having to downplay my excitement. I have a new job! In New York City! You have know idea how much I want to walk around my office with a kool-aid smile and slide on the wood floors like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Boxers optional.
Oh and Eff Boston. I’m out fackers!
Miss Jenkins
Eff having to do stuff during my week off. Why the eff do I have to do all this reading? Dam pro bono work.
Eff this headache that I have been having for the last 4 hours. And no, meds haven’t helped.
Eff the 5K I’m running on Sunday. Actually, don’t eff it. I’m pretty excited, just so I can say I’ve run one.
But actually eff the workout I had on Monday with the personal trainers who looked at me and my friend and assumed we could handle the extra reps of everything. My legs feel like boards. But I kinda like it.
Slim Jackson
Eff the process of packing (not fudge) and moving. That is all.
It’s your turn to eff it out.
Ready for the Weekend,
The 3 Ways Crew
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eff me being tired again all week.
eff this headache i had today.
that’s all. my family is coming to visit this weekend so i’m actually in a pretty good mood.
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Eff the people who set up Obama’s schedule while he was visiting my town today…
that is all lol
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 9:48 am
At least he came to your town homie…
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Eff Chris Broussard and his light skinned fake El DeBarge southern accents retarded face self!
This dude wrote the most Anti-New York article I have ever read. Title: Lebron doesn’t need you New York
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/columns/story?columnist=broussard_chris&id=5185810
Some out of New York people fail to bow down to our superiority. I am not saying New York is perfect, BUT WE ARE BETTER THAN CLEVELAND! That is all we have to be.. Better than Cleveland!
Show some respect
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CHeeKZ-Money Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 7:14 am
damn I can’t leave this topic alone.
How can people not understand that we are literally better than you based off of basic numbers!
Just accept it! We are New York! What happens here, matters more! Its a fact! There is a reason why terrorist don’t try to bomb Cleveland.. its b/c no one gives an Eff and they would be doing us a favor. Dumb mid westerns.
We are the Basketball Mecca of the world!
And the cultural mecca of the world!
And damn it… we have been through alot and deserve to have the best player in the world.
This is our time… can’t you be happy for us!
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N.I.A.naturally Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 9:28 am
I’m sorry CHeeKZ, but that articlce is dead on. See, you’re from NY so you’re biased. But the only reason for Lebron to go to NY is if the Knicks pay him a ridiculous amount of money or if he plans to become a rapper/fashion icon for Rocawear. Other than that, he is already a big deal. Hell, he is King James, and he did that in Cleveland.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 9:36 am
I gotta chime in. It’s the only thing i’m thinking about this morning.
Kobe was the #1 selling jersey in the league this year. Not Lebron. You know why? Cleveland isn’t big enough.
sure, in this digital age lebron can get money anywhere blah blah blah.
Lebron stated he wants to be the 1st billionaire athlete. Proximity to money is the best and easiest and fastest way to get it (taken from steve stoute). What’s more money than NYC?
Plus, The Knicks have the salary cap space (potential) to sign another max free agent which includes Wade (tho I doubt he’d come with Bron) or Chris Bosh (more likely). Lebron has NEVER played with that caliber of player, and them with our underrated young core can do some damage. And he has the opportunity to help mold the team to his liking.. Cablevision (who owns the knicks) could give him his own TV show or his own CHANNEL if he wants… so much opportunity.
It’s gonna be a tough decision for him though.. I’m not gonna write off any of the other teams with legitimate chances to sign him, i’m just gonna hope he chooses NY.
Last night was a good night in NYC. Boston.. you did your job. Slim, Seattle can come back to NY you’re no longer needed there.
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N.I.A.naturally Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 9:55 am
I actually understand everything you’re saying. I guess my main issue is can he win a ring in NY, and will the Knicks do the right thing by him, and make sure they sign great supporting cast. You make it sound nice, but will it really happen. You say he says he wants to become a billion dollar athlete, my guess is that he wants the Championship just a little more. Not much, but just a little. Like a billion dollars is a half a second behind championship. lol. NY can get him the money for sure, but can they help him get the ring. I’m not so sure about that. Though, I guess they have as good a chance as Cleveland….
It’s going to be a tough decision for him.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:11 am
It is a tough decision.
I think NY can get a ring with Lebron. Suppose we get Lebron and Bosh (my brother says LEBROSH), We also have Eddy Curry’s $10million contract that we could either trade now for complimenting pieces, at the trade deadline for a player on a bad team with a long contract (ie: Monta Ellis, not that i REALLY want him or anything) or just let it fall off our salary cap space and sign another premier free agent next year (ie: chris paul, carmelo anthony). Numbers-wise, we have the opportunity to really create this unbelieveable dynasty. Cleaveland can’t do that. Their best chance to win was this year and they end up getting embarrased by the Celtics.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Gunz&Butter gets very emotional about the NYK…. very emotional.
sidenote. Cablevision no longer owns MSG/Knicks/Rangers. James Dolan is still the majority owner of MSG but they seperated from Cablevision b/c they are now their own publicly traded company (MORE MONEY FOR LEBRON). Sucks for the people who work at MSG, b/c they use to get free cablevision with HBO!
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:09 am
i do get emotional.
i forgot about the c-vision separation… but lebron can still get his channel or blcok of programming on MSG! Lebron TV!!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:05 am
o my sweet little southern belle. How I would like to hit you from behind and make you say my city’s name.
I am not saying Lebron needs New York. What I am saying it New York is better for Lebron that Clev. Its like Shaq and Orlando back in ’95. Sure he could have stayed, he was already the best young center in the league. Reebox contract. Started in a movie (maybe even two by that point).
But he left.. b/c being a Big Fish in a small point with little resources doesn’t help men with great aspirations.
New York can offer Lebron Wall St, Madison Ave, Fashion Week, The U.N., other Superstars, celebrites, He can cross promote with Jeter and Eli … Clev can offer the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Drew Carey. You can’t compare it.
Everyone wants to talk about how MJ, Larry, and Magic did it with one team. You gotta stick with one team. Well MJ played for two teams. Wilt played for 3. Shaq played for 5 probably 6. Oscar played for 2. Malone played for 2. You get my point.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:13 am
lol.. i’m mad cheekz cited The U.N. as something NY offers Lebron.
And ur 1st paragraph is silly. Don’t be mad at him, N.I.A… it’s just how he expresses his affection.
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N.I.A.naturally Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:16 am
New York can offer Lebron Wall St, Madison Ave, Fashion Week, The U.N., other Superstars, celebrites, He can cross promote with Jeter and Eli
I won’t even address that first little paragraph of your comment. smh…
I didn’t say he should stay in Cleveland. I defintely think it’s time for him to leave. Really, the team he chooses is going to be based on his priorities. You are right, he can all that and more in NY. But I’m talking about basketball. I’m not from NY, and I’ve never followed the Knicks. Do the Knicks have a system in place for Lebron, supporitng staff and coaching? #noshots I really don’t know. G&B says they have salary cap space for another great, so that will definitely help. But Shaq had a fantastic supporitng cast and a winning coach behind him. It was almost the perfect setup
before Kobe became a little bitch. I would love to see Lebron go somewhere like that, wherever that may be. Is that place the NY Knicks? Yo no se…Reply
The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:24 am
With all this Lebron talk, you people are burying the lead here…
The Great Los Angeles Lakers will rise again!
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Well for a coach we have Mike D’Antoni. He’s debated as whether he’s a good coach or not.. but he coached PHX when they were winning all those games with their high powered offense (Nash, Amare, Marion, etc). Even with these past 2 losing seasons he coached the knicks he’s STILL 50 or so games above .500 on his career. Plus he coached Team USA and all those guys like lebron, bosh and wade loved playing for him.
Chicago might seem more set up to win RIGHT NOW, but it’s New York’s potential which is absurd. Truthfully, it’s whatever. If Lebron wants to be apart of the revitalizing of Knicks basketball he can. If not, he’s not the end all be all to NY’s return to the top. Might take us an extra year but we all know Melo’s definitely interested in playing in NY soo.. Lebron should be singing to his kids right now…
“Start spreading the news/ I’m leaving today/ I want to be a part of it/ New York, New York”
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CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:41 am
I’ll take another bad year to wait for Carmelo and CP3.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Word.. but edit, i dont think CP3 is a free agent. I feel like he signed an extension…. won’t be free til 2013.
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Streetztalk Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
See Cheekz, you are a REALIST!
Whether LeBron signs with the Evil Empire known as MY NY Knicks remains to be seen, I just love how Non NYKers are ready to roast our city and HATE when a major free agent is interested.
noshots at you NIA, but its the truth.
A lot of you other cities hate us because we disregard most cities because of what we have here. Like GnB sd, have you ever seen a major movie based in Cleveland? Bomb threats? NY is the ONLY city who couldve recovered from 9-11 so quicky as we did. We are resilient and arguably the capital of the world! To resurrect NY sportsvand win a title here would be legendary, ask Mark Messier!!
If Lebron doesnt sign, we still have the caproom to get CP3 and Melo in 2011 and if you think they’re married to their current squads, you’re mistaken!
Im happy that excitement is back in NYC! If any star wonders how it is to be successful in NYC, ask Derek Jeter. Shyt, ask T-Mac in his FIRST game when he got a heros welcome!
Eff you other cities!! lol..
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CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I keep hearing that his close homey CC Sabathia is in his ear about what its like to win in NY. Its not the same everywhere.. ask C.C. (who is becoming a Hall of Fame pitcher just by being here)
N Aimee Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
“o my sweet little southern belle. How I would like to hit you from behind and make you say my city’s name.”
I’m streaming tears laughin’ @ this.
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Eff it.
Eff Grey’s and Private Practice last night.
Eff these freaking headaches, go AWAY!!!
Eff work.
Eff the world. .
Eff it not being a pay week.
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Eff that I get paid once a month….
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
What?!?!?!?!! Why’d u agree to that?
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good morning happy people.. and if you’re not happy, then get there!!
eff this gig i got called in for.. i HATE sales.. “sponsor things for Haiti” is NOT my idea of using my talents!
eff the fashion show that i gotta SLAVE through.. to get to the afterparty tonight..
eff that i already feel tired and the day just started..
eff that i think i’m coming into my prime.. and i have no man to handle it… what age is that supposed to happen again?
look at that! not too much to eff.. i might be getting to NY for the matchmaker event, and i’m pretty excited.. “but not geeked up”
peace and love…
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Eff the Celtics and everything in Boston.
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Ladycakes Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 10:55 am
Co-sign.
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Eff my zune for not syncing the latest boondocks episode this morning..
Eff yo couch, Slim. It’s probably heavy and it’s gonna be the bain of my existence helping u move it in. (glad ur gonna be in NY tho)
Eff May 14, 2010 for not being July 1, 2010.
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olivya23 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Zune? People still buy those? lol
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
i bought my zune in 2006 and to this day it still works perfectly. You ipod users get caught up in brilliant marketing and have to re-buy ipods every 18 months.
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
“have to re-buy ipods every 18 months.”
Especially when some sucka steals it out of your car.
I am one of those people who realized that ipods and
Apple was mostly hype, and refused to buy one. Then them suckas went and made a yellow one. Now that mine has been stolen, I’m debating on replacing it or getting a different mp3 player altogether.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Get the Zune HD!! I have the original zune but I hear the HD one is nice. I definitely understand the ipod’s appeal but I’m not moving off the zune til it gives me a reason to leave.
When I had an ipod it would stop working for NO reason. I could only get a refurbished one back (for free) and it kept happening. I had 6 ipods in the span of a year and a half. 6. not 2 or 3. But 6. So I said no thanks the next time around and I’ve been happy ever since.
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Stacy Reply:
May 15th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I have to add my input about the Ipods. You guys are so right!!! My crazy behind have 3 of them (2nd generation nano, 2nd generation shuffle, and classic all in that order). It is a marketing scheme and ploy and they get me each time!!! Oh well, “I love music” is my rebuttal. Have a good day!!!
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I wanted to come back and thank you for convincing me to get the Zune HD. I’m kinda loving it.
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Eff Allergies and the serious headache and sinus blockage I have this morning
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Eff the fact that I made it all the way to work only to figure out that I left all my paperwork at home. Two hours wasted on getting something that turns out I really didn’t need.
Eff the fact that another black man is going to lose his job. Is Cleveland going really keep Mike Brown after last night? Yeah I don’t think so either.
Eff the heifer who took my umbrella. I once had illustrious curls. Curls that put straight hair to shame but I got caught in a rainstorm yesterday and because my umbrella is missing, only half of my curls remain. Boo.
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Eff ABC for cancelling Flash Foward!!!!
Oh, and eff my sister. Again.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:51 am
when did they cancel flash forward? wasnt it on last night? (i still have to catch up.. im about 14 episodes into the season)
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:54 am
I read about it this morning, I’m pretty sure they are playing it through the end of the season (one or two more shows). I think they were expecting it though, so they should end it on a cliffhanger. Hopefully.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:56 am
eff that!! lol… i guess i’ll turn my attention and give V a chance.. i hear it’s alright.
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 11:58 am
It’s gotten better recently, and it has been renewed, so V may be the better choice. Well, it would be if they would get a little more Michael Ealy.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
ahhhh, u like them green eyes, don’t ya?
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Well, they definitely don’t hurt.
There’s just not enough good-looking black men on TV, period.
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olivya23 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Flash Forward is on my Thursday night line-up. This is upsetting. Although, Mark Benford does get on my nerves a little. He’s just so bland sometimes.
As for V, it’s a lot better that the 1980′s miniseries. I feel like ABC did more marketing for V than Flash Forward.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Flash Forward kills V. How can ABC get this wrong. Flash Forward is interesting and well written. V is sooo… corny.
FF had good twist, double crosses, and surprises. V has Lizard people.
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Streetztalk Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Wow… Theyre cancelling FF?!
Trust that another station will pick them up. That show is awesome! So is V! Fringe is the ultimate truth though!
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Yeah, I liked both V & FF, I don’t see why it’s one or the other. I haven’t started up on Fringe yet. I missed its beginning, so I’m just waiting for some free time to watch the DVDs (since I get free rentals). So I’ll probably just catch up during the Summer when there is nothing on and I’m mourning Lost.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
So I downloaded the 1st 4 episodes of V but never watched cause flash forward was interesting. Once I’m done with that, I’m gonna go ‘head and watch Sons of Anarchy Season 1 and finish up The Shield. (i’m on season 6). To tell you the truth… ABC/NBC are getting very inconsistent I might stick with FX for a while. They have dooooope shows…
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I need to get up on Sons of Anarchy, also. I hear that Breaking Bad is pretty damn good as well, so you may want to add that to your lineup. I’m also hoping to get around to Treme sooner rather than later.
CHeeKZ Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I swear by SAMCRO. Season 2 of Sons was the truth! Plus with only 12 episodes per season it really flies by.
I want to watch Mad Men. I heard that is really good. But for the most part I am only picking up on new shows when people put me on. Spead more time working instead of trying to find replacement shows for all the good crack that is getting teh axe.
The Shield ending is beyond epic..that show really knew how to take it to different heights with tension and plots.
SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I know it’s supposed to be all artistic and whatnot, but Mad Men truly just bored me to tears until the 3rd season finale. It’s just a bunch of well-off white folk whining about the problems they make for themselves and circumstances that they refuse to change. They only had one plot that was actually interesting. However, everybody else seems to love it, so don’t let my opinion sway you.
Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
i TOTALLY didn’t see how they could ride out that story line.. it was a good enough concept.. BUT it’s like that season of Heroes.. where they write themselves into a corner and don’t know how to get themselves out… OR when they start lettin all their secrets out the bag in the 2nd episode.. then got nothing but mulch for the rest of the season…
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Well, since you mentioned Heroes, it’s been cancelled as well.
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eff interviewers that are late for interviews….where dey do that at?
eff job offers that are not even an option b/c of how much I owe Sallie Mae.
eff Sallie Mae
eff kryptonite
eff my metabolism for finally slowing down out of nowhere and forcing me to need a new wardrobe while i STILL don’t have a job
eff everyone who tells me how much better i look with the extra weight…so i looked bad for the past 28 years?!
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Stacy Reply:
May 15th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
lol @ “So I looked bad for the past 28 years?!”
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I’m really getting use to effin on fridays ….
Eff classes…so glad that shit over
Eff my exam. I failed today but idc summer is here
Eff upstate for being so cold
Eff my exes for all hittin me up within the past week
Eff next week for not being here . I wnna go home
Oh and Eff my roomate he’s dirty
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Eff my allergies and drainage that have my throat on FIYAH over here.
Eff this boubonic plague like cough.
Eff that I want to be two places at once on Saturday.
Eff that I might be coming out of pocket for this networking night at Eyebar.
Eff that I support 4 engineers and only like 1.
Eff that I’ve gotten no callbacks on jobs as a personal assistant.
Eff that I went to school 6 years, and I want to be an event planner =/
Eff that no one is available to do my hair after 2, but before 8 and not have me pay 5k.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Oh… and eff everyone getting out of school when i get to report to summer school in 1 week.
Eff that the eff above ^^ reminded me that I need to buy books. Whomps.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
If u in NYC, my SO has a spot in Jamaica, Queens that will do you hair for $50 beans in that time
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I have nothing to eff this week.
Just signed a new lease for an apartment in BK. No longer a Harlem child. No more filthy, disgusting, deplorable roommates.
God is good
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Slim Jackson Reply:
May 15th, 2010 at 10:38 am
I’m moving to Harlem. Had to get this 1 bedroom jawn though.lol.
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Eff twists and turns in job opportunities, we’ll see what happens!
Eff Lost! that episode couldve been shown EARLY in the season!
Errything else is peace!
Stay up!
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Just have one today.
Eff cancer in all of its forms. My family will not just roll over for you.
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Eff clients that write checks knowing they don’t have the cash. That’s why I went to YOUR bank, so you wouldn’t screw up my account.
Eff being sleepy. Gotta make that money, can’t afford to sleep.
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Eff communication breakdowns.
Eff your new place, PEYSO. congrats.
Eff this 3 pm snoooze, I need a nap.
Eff this crazy weather.
Eff ABC, they did NOT cancel FF?? I’m done giving their new shows a chance, ya’ll got me like that with Life After Mars and that LAME ASS ENDING!! dammit..
Eff GA one mo gin, just because.
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Eff gas prices
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Eff the fact that my computer cut off while I was in the middle of typing my Effems for Friday!!!
Eff my computer
Eff the fact I have to remember what I was typing 5 minutes ago
Oh yeah…
Eff the fact I work 3rd shift
Eff the fact I am ready to leave this place
Eff June for taking so long to get here so I can be done
Eff the fact I don’t have a job (REAL CAREER JOB) yet
Eff the fact I want to be an individual and move from the Charlotte area instead of staying like everyone else- which is easier
Eff the fact I am going to have a bunch of student loans to pay in a few months.
Eff contracts and obligations otherwise it would have been deuces to job, internship, and apartment
Eff the fact that… I have so many damn Effems lol
Have a good weekend people!!!
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