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Eff ‘Em Friday
Slim Jackson
Eff the impact that going back and forth between NYC and Boston 5 weekends in a row has had on my body. I mean I’m still sexy and all. It’s just a real tired sexy.
Eff moving this weekend. I know that somehow I’m gonna end up stressed out despite the fact I hired moving help to make life easier all around.
Eff the fact that my quads started burning after going up 2 flights of subway stairs the other day. New York Sports Club here I come!
Eff how long it took me to write these eff ‘ems.
Miss Jenkins
Eff procrastination. Lord, how did I get myself so far behind on this paper?
Eff the truth. Yeah it’s good to know it and all that, but sometimes living a dream is more fun.
Eff R.Kelly. His song just came up on my slacker radio station and I remembered how much I dislike him.
Eff RCLS and his daddy Shabba Ranks.
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First time Effing…
Eff feeling alone when I know I am not.
Eff having to deal with not only male suitors but female suitors too and them not understanding the fact that I don’t like either one of them.
Eff all this bills.
Eff the fact that school is stressing me out and it still hasn’t started.
Eff the fact that I think I may be catching feeling for the person that I’m “exclusively dating”.
Eff the fact that he’s leaving to Puerto Rico for a whole week.
Eff this entire effing week.
Eff these effing feelings that got me posting it and airing out there for all you to see…
(I feel much better!!!!
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Eff the fact that out of my 3 best friends and myself, I make the least amount by ALOT and sometimes I dislike going out w/ them.
Eff the fact that moving is so expensive, even if ur moving within the same city. I feel bad for Slim and Seattle.
Eff the fact that I want August to come and then rewind to the beginning of the summer.
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olivya23 Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 10:16 am
I’m moving in July and I’m trying to calculate the costs for movers. They wanna charge by man power by the hour then on top of that truck rental. I hope to not move again for at least another 3 years.
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Intellectual Hedonist Reply:
March 4th, 2011 at 10:16 am
and this my friends is why I got rid of 80% of my belongings prior to moving across the country, its not cheaper to keep it. Sell it all and start anew
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Eff the fact I am at work right now
Eff the fact that all I’m supposed to do is watch these kids sleep and not do anything else including being on my phone right now (I’m a rebel)
Eff the fact I was sittings here waiting for you guys to post Eff Em Fridays
Eff having to go to internship as soon as I get off work @ 730am
Eff having to finish internship hours even though I have already graduated
Eff May being a long ass month
Eff not having in call backs from real career jobs in my field
Eff the agencies in Raleigh for not calling me back yet (I am reay to go!!)
Eff me for missing my ex even though he cheated and lied
Eff the fact I’m frustrated, agitated, and anxious (maybe I need one of these kids Seroquel)
Have a good day!
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Eff R for not being a “fat boy” like my ex become all I really need is a big ol’ bear hug to make me feel better.
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“…his daddy Shabba Ranks.”
This made me slighty spit out my extra late nite tea and laugh.
Eff my jealousy.
Eff my unsteady faith.
Eff Andre. Still.
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Eff me for not spell checking last post. That is supposed to be “because” not”become”
(blame it on the lack of sleep)
Ok this is officially my last Eff Em
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Thought I was done effing but am not!
Eff my job for trying to pull a #swindle on me! I did over 10 hours of over time and you thought I wasn’t gon’ notice the difference between 4 hours and 12 hours on my pay check? Some one is getting an ear full tomorrow!
Eff being this pissed off and tired, the combination of both is not making me any more sleepy!
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First time doing this so here goes….
Eff sitting at work bored outta my mind with another 8hrs to go.
Eff the fool from my past who I can’t get off my mind
Eff stress, it really sucks
Eff my ex for all his inconsistent bs, guess that’s why he’s my ex
Eff that isn’t not July already…….that is all
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Slim Jackson Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 9:31 am
Nothing like effin’ for the first time…you’ll remember this day for the rest of your life! lol.
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Eff the performance evaluation i have to go through at work this morning
Eff my boyfriend’s ex for bringing up some drama now
Eff the rains here. now i gotta buy an umbrella
Eff my friends and their expectations of me. i can’t always be the shoulder to cry on…
Eff it all, i must have a great weekend
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I’m finally back home so I’m happy with not much to eff….
Eff being sick for the past 3 days
Eff my internship for calling me at 10 and asking if I can start this weekend
Eff my plans that I might have to cancel so I can work
And Eff Unpacking!
Have a great weekend effers
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EFF all the writers at Grey’s Anatomy AND Private Practice!!!Eff em all right in the ear.
Eff the untouchable one for making me want to touch him in all his naughty places.
Eff that I just wrote that.
Eff Rand Paul, what kind of name is Rand?
Eff this unit meeting we’re supposed to have this morning.
Eff Grey’s one mo gin, that joint was THAT GOOD!! *faints*
Eff ya’ll for having a good weekend.
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olivya23 Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 10:20 am
That was a good season finale. I mean I knew someone had to die but did he have to shoot Reed in the head so early in the show. I was NOT prepared for that.
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 11:19 am
Editing to not give away spoilers.
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Capricorn Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 1:03 pm
NEITHER WAS I!!!!! But I didnt like her anyway, she tried to hard to be like our Seattle Gracers, and she just didnt have it, sleeping with Sloan, non withstanding. . lol.
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Eff my sis in law soon to be my EX sis in law for the bs she pulled on my brother this last week (and these last 10 years)
Eff allergies
Eff the place that never contacting me to let me know they cancelled their search and do not know if or when they will reopen…
Eff job searching… it SUCKS!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 9:31 am
A lot of companies are canceling searches or putting things on hold and not telling candidates. It’s quite awful.
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 4:43 pm
well EFF them!!!!
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Eff anyone who ruins Grey’s for me. I haven’t watched it yet.
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Eff Seattle for not Effing (pause?)
Eff Job searches, curveballs thrown by current employers, and all in between. Decisions, Decisions…
Eff working out! I hate it but I love it
Eff dust! I wiped this damn room down a week ago and shyt has the nerve to settle again!! Eff I look like Florence from The Jeffersons?!
I think thats it.
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Eff the fact that I have two papers to write by monday.
Eff the fact im not graduating this spring but in fall.
Eff the fact they cancelled NIP TUCk -(IM STILL SAD ABOUT IT )
Eff all the ones who dont wish me gr8ness
Eff this week its finally over…(HOpe for a great weekend)
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Eff having to count calories daily, in addition to working, out so I won’t give into my inner fat girl and become Precious.
Eff spending so much time writing for the man, that I neglect writing for me.
Eff Krispy Kreme donuts. Not only do I hate how you spell your name, but I am obssessed with eating your donuts. Darn you to hades!
Eff the fact that I think, no I know, I will be volunteering at the office (aka working for free) tomorrow to finish writing the headlines, even though I’m off. If only there were 48 hours in a day.
Eff the fact that my nearest friend is still about an hour away and working on her PhD which means I have to go see Shrek all by my lonesome.
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Eff Streetz for calling me out. I was hoping to sneak in late to class.
Eff me for not doing my eff ems last night. I have no excuses. Shout out to Spring 03.
Eff people for thinking I don’t know the words to Journey and Whitesnake. “…Here I go again on my own!!! Going down the only road I’ve ever known!!!” That may be the theme song for this move.
Eff partying and packing. If only I could combine the two, the rest of my stuff would be in boxes right now.
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Streetztalk Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 2:23 pm
LMAOO my bad son I wouldve signed you into class!
Spr 03 – I brought them dudes in! Good times
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Eff Time Warner Cable for making my miss all but the last 20min. of Grey’s.
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Oooh, I’d be so heated. Thank goodness for Hulu.
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I forgot one
EFF that I have to work on my birthday and my birthday weekend (Memorial day weekend) for like the first time in 10 years!!!!
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T Dot Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:26 am
Co-sign on working my birthday weekend. This sucks big ones.
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eff driving around all BLOOMIN day.. this heat is unbearable..!!
eff my A/C for breaking down, and the repairman for not being able to fix it..
eff the amount of showers i have to take, even though i did nothing..
eff this lame dude who thought the “Miami, 305″ hat was a good look..
eff that he’s my homeboy i picked up from the airport this morning..
and a BIG, FAT EFF for working a gig the last 8 days, not knowing it was commission.. and bringing home a WHOPPING $75!!!!!
can’t stand b*tches that don’t communicate…
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Eff em if they can’t take a joke!
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EFF Three Ways to take it for giving it to us raw and getting everyone pregnant with hope and walking out on us EFFFFFFF!
I had to get that off my chest. I know I don’t come around and post a lot but I be lurkin’ I’m truly going to miss you.
Now for the rest of my eff em’s
Eff the fact that I am NOT catching feelings for the person that I’m “exclusively dating”. This truly sucks.
Eff this week I have had
Eff the budget hearings Im about to go into where I will be judged for the work of my predecessor who was horrible
Eff my predecessor
that is all… Happy weekend errbody
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