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  1. Aw, Miss Jankins all by her lonesome because Slim and Seattle out at MDML afterpartying it up. Eff them. #girlpower

    YES. EFF USTREAM and all it’s baldheaded-receding-hairline games. As I said in the chat room, Ustream < BET. And. What.

    That's the only eff I gots right now, but I do have a question:

    How big is your e-pannies collection right now, Slim? ;)

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    Looking as cute as ever..

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    Cheekie Reply:

    There you effing ARE! Folks are lookin’ all over for you on the blogosphere. You got at least two “where is CheeKZ” questions on VSB.

    *hugs*

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  2. Eff Slim and Seattle for leaving Miss Jenkins(pronounced Jankins) high and dry. No Bueno mis amigos.

    Eff UStream for ruining my plans to rhymeswithpastorate to the images of Slim, Seattle, Peyso, and Streetz.

    Eff that the writers (I think) and many of the regulars on this site are 25 and under. Are you effing kidding me?

    Eff our office meeting tomorrow, where it will be revealed if and when anyone will be a victim to firm wide layoffs. I should take vodka in my water bottle just in case.

    Eff me for wanting to go back to Vegas as soon as I got home Tuesday night. Eff Disney World, Vegas is the greatest place on Earth.

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    You’re not the only one, I pastorflate to images of myself too

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    umm… this comment is at least 68.3% gay. NTTAWWT

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    Fight me chump. Eff yo couch

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    knuck if you buck, Peyso!!!

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    Name a time and a place….

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Yeah, I saw you Peyso! Great smile!

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    Thanks!!

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    Boy.. am I made that I missed you in Vegas by a couple of days. I heard it was poppin from my boys. One of my West Coast goons describes Memorial Day in Vegas as the SuperBowl of bagging. Where did you hit up?

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    Clubs– Tao, Vanity, Jet

    Pools– Mandalay Bay Beach, MGM… I have a fabulous tan.

    It was a crazy weekend. Friday-Tuesday. Saw Fabolous at Jet Sunday night. Pretty much had the hookup all weekend thanks to my girls’ brothers. And I’ve never drank that much over the course of that many days. Everyday, drinking by 11:30am. lol. And the men were very nice… When were you there? You could have tagged along with us. Though, as I guy, you still would’ve payed out the ass to get in.

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    West Coast CHeeKZ Reply:

    We were at the same pools! Just not the same day!

    I was there during the week. Tuesday till EARLY THURSDAY. Than we had to leave to get Slim and the goons settled in LA.

    Men were nice? Nice? What happens in Vegas gets told on the blogs?!?! I would have licked that tan right off yo @$$.
    “do it till I suck the brown off” (which reminds me, the Drake album was a slight let down, not bad, just over hyped).

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    LMAO!!

    I didn’t say what happened… you, sir, are assuming ish.

    You were there during the week? Was it really popping during the week? We tried to go out Monday night, and it was dead. Or was that normal Vegas?

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    Vegas CHeeKZ Reply:

    I am assuming you got your walls torn down and you aren’t correcting me. So I am going to continue to assume such until further notice.

    Vegas has something everyday…but nothing like that weekend you saw. I say we plan a threeways trip for next year.

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    Yes!! Memorial Day Weekend 2011, Threeways in Vegas!!(pause)
    FTW!!

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  3. sanen85

    Eff all the events going on that remind me that I will probably never meet any of you :( .

    Eff my ex-husband for having the nerve to ask to borrow money. We’re barely edging on cordial, what would make you think I’d say yes?

    Eff another ex for wedging himself into my life and making me have to see him twice a week. I’m still getting over you, a**hole.

    Eff me reaching my two month drought limit, making seeing my ex that much worse. Eff that I am trying to end my situationship, yet I want to call him.

    Eff that the people who know me know I’m reaching that limit because my fuse has gotten shorter in the last week.

    Eff my “manager” for being inefficient and pointless.

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    “Eff me reaching my two month drought limit, making seeing my ex that much worse. Eff that I am trying to end my situationship, yet I want to call him.”

    If it will help you get thru this tough time, I am willing to send you pictures of my piece… we all have to make sacrifices during these hard economic times.

    You should have came down the West Coast while I was out there… I had my stub-of-a-tongue working! with wifey though, I behaved.

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  4. sanen85

    Oh, and eff that now I’m worried about Betty White.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Same here! And notice that we’ve lost one every year. Estelle (2008), Bea (2009) and Rue (2010). o_O

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  5. EFF that I am about to enter the 3 week of working 12 hour days

    Eff that I missed attending the MDML event because I have been working 12 hour days for 2 weeks

    Eff my sis in law for moving out/leaving my brother and their kids 2 days before their 6th anniversary <= thats just evil

    Eff this sinus infection I have had for a week

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  6. Lola

    Effin Friday!!!

    Eff Slim and Seattle for leaving Miss Jenkins all alone…

    Eff the fact that I missed MDML on UStream today

    Eff these damn student loans for leaving dryer than the darn water canteen a poor messikan would be carrying across the Arizona desert only to have his behind deported back asap!

    Eff that I have to survive on less than $100 for the next two weeks! #thatsabadlook #notbreakingthepiggybank

    Eff the fact that now I only have one more payment for my student loan to be fully paid off but still feel like I have 5 more left

    Eff the crazy a** ish I’m about to do on Saturday

    Eff this feeling…

    Eff this chick that keeps asking me out! When will you get the point?! I. Don’t. Sleep. With. Females. Like. You. #notmytype #notinterested #preferarealmamnotastrapon

    Eff all of this BS. The more I try to do good the more ish goes bad.

    Just Eff It All!!!

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    Eff you for typing “messikan” and eff me for having to read it thrice before i got it. lol!

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    Lola Reply:

    Eff you for being slow today lol and eff us “messikans” for not even trying to enunciate – not even when typing! LMAO *wipes tears from eyes from laughing too hard*

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    “Eff the crazy a** ish I’m about to do on Saturday”

    Please elaborate.

    “Eff this chick that keeps asking me out! When will you get the point?! I. Don’t. Sleep. With. Females. Like. You. #notmytype #notinterested #preferarealmamnotastrapon”

    I’m all types of confused now

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    Lola Reply:

    Saturday, Saturday, Saturday… lol me and my friend are dating brothers, figuratively and literally, while they were away for Memorial Day vacation we decided that we’d make some of their fantasies come to life… So tomorrow we’re showing up at their place with nothing but heels, lace panties, corsets, 3 bottles of alcohol, whip cream, edible bra/panties, bondage tape, bed straps, and hand cuffs…

    I’m all for keeping my man happy! Lol

    And the chick, well, damn! I tend to have bichexual tendencies lol and we have the same mutual friends, she’s not my type to date/sleep with at all, quite frankly I’m not even remotely close to being attracted to her and I’ve told her but she’s not backing down, her response was “I love a challenge” and this was after I told her nicely, moody, mad, pissed, *itchy that I don’t like her like that… lol

    Clear enough? lol

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Gone ‘head girl! I ain’t mad atcha. And I’m the fellas are over here salivatin’…lol

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    Lola Reply:

    Lol… Hey I knew I was gonna do something like this sooner or later…

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    streetztalk Reply:

    Happy Friday indeed!

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    Lola Reply:

    Feliz Viernes!

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    Curious CHeeKZ Reply:

    If you and your girl go back and forth between brothers… you will get moved up to the ‘coolest girl in the internets’ status.

    If you do it in front of your homegirl while she does it at the same time… you get “top five dead or alive”.

    Anything less.. you get a pat on your back.
    But don’t get me wrong…. I like your style.

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    Lola Reply:

    “coolest girl on the internets!” Ain’t that some title! Lol

    I don’t know if going in between both of them is something that might happen, but I won’t hold my breath on it..

    I’m pretty sure that they’re gonna want us (me and her) to make out, go down, lick, suck, kiss and everything else for their pleasure, so we’ll see… I’ll give you guys an update come next Effin Friday lol or y’ll can hit me up on twitter @AyLola for the deets lol

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    I’m following someone new….

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    Lola Reply:

    Yes I saw that… welcome! lol

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    Vegas CHeeKZ Reply:

    “I’m pretty sure that they’re gonna want us (me and her) to make out, go down, lick, suck, kiss and everything else for their pleasure, so we’ll see”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYJDUnxbZY&feature=related

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    GREAT CALL!

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    Lola Reply:

    You two are hilarious!

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  7. Yes eff this damn humidity. eff it against the wall.

    Eff stomach for keeping up tonight.

    Eff going to work tomorrow, just because.

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  8. Afrikyn

    Eff my vacation week for passing at 4 times the speed of my work weeks.

    Eff allowing smoking in clubs in Atl.

    Eff this second-hand smokers cough I’m developing secondary to eff above.

    Eff Seattle and Slim for leaving me alone in Boston. You guys are really selfish tricks. How dare you put your own dreams and aspirations above my social comforts.

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  9. Anonymous

    Eff me for not taking today off even though I had the option and I spent all of yesterday traveling from Dallas back to NYC. That was just foolish on my part.

    Eff the fact that I had to leave the MDML event early because of work. today.

    Eff the fact that b/c I’ve been at training for 7 weeks all of my work passwords need to be reset and there are about 10 of them.

    Eff Delta Airlines and its workers for being so incompetent. Eff me again for being so happy to be back in NYC that I didn’t even spaz like I normally would in a situation like that.

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  10. remi

    I’m not sure why my post came up as anonymous, but it’s me.

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    *waves* hey boo!

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  11. max

    Eff Slim for not looking anything like I pictured him but yet looking exactly like his avatar.

    Eff Seattle and Streetz for not materializing on camera during the 0.08 seconds I was actually able to see anything.

    Eff the weather. How do we go from 30+ degree days to cold and rainy overnight?

    Eff the rain that is now requiring me to wear my hair curly.

    And eff the $30 conditioner that is the only thing that will make my curly hair act right.

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    Nick_L_Odeon Reply:

    aww.. i saw streetz.. cutie pie..

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Yeah, I saw a bit of streetz, too. It was when the UStream kept freezin’ and ish so I couldn’t hear nothing and he’s right, he is only a light-bright in that twitter pic! I didn’t even think that was him at first. lol

    Yeah, he’s a cutie. Definitely pinchable.

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    streetztalk Reply:

    *respectful bow*

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  12. Seattle, you are redeemed (and I hatechu at the same time) for posting that video to Tiff. lol

    “Eff folks for not believing that I was on the UStream. I was the last person Slim interviewed before they signed off. I promise!”

    You need more people proof. ;)

    Who saw Seattle on the Ustream?

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    Not me.

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    And how you gon’ redeem him?? smh.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    lol, yeah I thought about it, but that is my dayum song! But ya know what, I stepped outta my place. Only Tiff can redeem you, Seattle. lmao

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    05girl Reply:

    not me. He needs to post a pic so we can confirm. Maybe he was the super chocolatey brother licking his lips?

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    Seattle Washington Reply:

    Nope and nope. Maybe I’ll make another appearance at some point. But for right now, it’s just interesting artwork on Twitter.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    “Maybe he was the super chocolatey brother licking his lips?”

    Nope, that was Anslem from Naked with Socks On. I don’t think Seattle is chocolatey…

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    Curious CHeeKZ Reply:

    Naw.. he is a healthy dark brown.

    Not so black he is blue… but dark for sure.

    No homo? Its skin color is that really needed?

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    Cheekie Reply:

    “Its skin color is that really needed?”

    Nah, probably not. Only if you would’ve put a more colorful adjective in front of “dark brown”. But then again, if it were THAT colorful, saying “no homo” wouldn’t save ya. lol

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  13. Capricorn

    Eff Friday.

    Eff the fact that a classmate passed yesterday.

    Eff the fact that we found out about it on FB.

    Eff the fact that I have to go clothes shopping for summer for me and the offspring AND plan a wedding AND buy a house.

    Eff the economy for keeping me from getting a decent pay raise.

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  14. littlemissbossy

    Damn… Hey everyone

    Eff that I went out last night but I had to be @ work at 9am

    Eff me having to work today…its friday they should make this an off day

    Eff that I have to work tomorrow too

    Eff greekdom ticket prices going up…30 bucks to watch ppl stroll? Ur kidding right

    Eff my wash and set for being done

    Eff the atm that took my 10 dollars last night

    Yea…. I think I’m done

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    U aint gonna come see me stroll? Eff you to lol jk

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    intellectual hedonist Reply:

    “Eff that I went out last night but I had to be @ work at 9am”

    yeah Eff that I was out last night until the end of the game and was at work at 7:30 am <= who does that? when did I become this person?

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  15. Please Excuse Your Significant Other

    Eff that I had to leave MDML early for work/SO.

    Eff the fact that UStream was hating on me and aint let me shine during my interview w/ Slim. (Did ya see me?!?!?!?!)

    Eff the fact that none of my ppls could go to the MDML event. THERE WERE SOOOOO MANNNYY WOOOMMMMEEENNN. As a blogger told me “It was like shooting fish in the barrel”

    Eff the fact that I have a great place but I aint got no damn furniture.

    Eff yo couch!

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    “Eff the fact that none of my ppls could go to the MDML event. THERE WERE SOOOOO MANNNYY WOOOMMMMEEENNN.”

    I knew there would be.. but I was too tired from the past two weeks. I hope the rest of my goons got into the afterparty.

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    Seattle Washington Reply:

    They were in there. Lol.

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    Nick_L_Odeon Reply:

    i saw peyso!!!
    and i’m sure the minute you got in there, you forgot that you were supposed to “do something in rememberance of me”
    i can’t stand you.. but your smile is adorable..
    CRAB!

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    U didnt see what i did for you? The UStream must of went out….

    #seewhatididordidntdothere

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    Nick_L_Odeon Reply:

    i wanna shank you in the courtyard for that… lol

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Yup we saw you. It was in and out! It pretty much gave up by the time Seattle (allegedly) got on there. I said it above, but your smile is too cute, Peyso!

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    Awww thanks. I like your chin tooo #seewhatimdoinghere

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    Cheekie Reply:

    A mess! lol, thanks.

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    streetztalk Reply:

    I can cosign Seattle was on the stream. Dont know what happend

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  16. i’m trying to turn over a new leaf.. so i won’t eff the fact that i couldn’t go to the event..
    however,
    eff that i found out i couldn’t AFTER i bought my plane ticket..
    eff this rain/sun combination.. why would mother nature let my hair be great..
    eff this heat..
    eff max for being somewhere cool..
    eff this oil spill.. if we get a hurricane, something nasty is gonna fall from the sky..
    eff BP and corporate greed..
    eff cheekie, esquire, max and other for keeping me entertained til about 3 in the morning.. i missed west wing this morning cuz i overslept.. i LOVE you doh!
    eff that i got no plans this weekend.. why won’t the men down here let me social calendar be great?
    eff Peyso..
    eff Seattle for the greatest swindle of the night… (no really, eff seattle..)
    eff that cheekie is gonna read some of this and laugh cuz i blew up my own spot last night..
    eff my not working.. i’m tired of not being great!
    eff everyone who i called to go to the beach, but no takers.. i can’t go out there by myself.. that’s not hot (although outside is..)
    eff that i live far away from everyone…
    and that’s it..

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    streetztalk Reply:

    youmad?

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    Nick_L_Odeon Reply:

    i’m HELLA MAD!!
    eff you and your dimples… awww

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    streetztalk Reply:

    Eff my daddy (RIP) he gave em to me…lol

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    Cheekie Reply:

    I am definitely laughing. Eff me.

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    Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:

    “eff Peyso..”

    Can be arranged….

    #ineedtostopdoingthingsthatcantbeseen

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    Nick_L_Odeon Reply:

    you need a time out… lol

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  17. Eff the heat for forcing my hand to cop a new A/C

    Eff Slim for talking the exact same way as online and pausing some random dude… still laughing about that!

    Eff anyone who still thinks Kobe is not the best in the league.

    PEACE!

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    The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:

    “Eff anyone who still thinks Kobe is not the best in the league.”

    Mosque!

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    Celtics in 6… #thatisall lol!

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    The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:

    Yes, they’re losing in 6. Good observation.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    lmfao. I wish I coulda seen the live pause. Slim forever pausin’ folks on here.

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  18. It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you
    Without a strong Eff’em to step to

    Just had to most amazing two weeks. The west coast is the best coast. Experienced it two ways.. with my crew and getting to chill with new people. I have stories for days. The best wedding ever. Blah Blah Blah…

    Eff Amazing women. Those strong beautiful, smart sisters with a great smile, amazing outlook on life, and sexy voices. Its unfair that just b/c I love one of you the rest are off limits.

    Eff me for not knowing when to pick up my chips from the Craps table. Eff security for getting in my face just b/c I was swirling the dice around with two hands. Eff black for NEVER coming up on that second day. Eff me for picking against my METS and losing out on a G (who knew the Phillies offense would forget to show up)

    Eff sleeping 20 deep in a two bedroom apt/hotel. If California people whose apt looks nicer than some resorts. Eff BBQing all night long and having the top flight security of the world snitch on us.

    Eff getting drunk with gangbanging (not those kinds, but they were in the building too) crabs and having them threaten to take it from jawns IN FRONT OF HIS GF. Eff being to tired to holla at this dark skin girl of my dreams.

    Eff Rain Organic Vodka. I don’t know if it tasted good or I was just so smashed from the other vodkas it didn’t matter.

    Eff waiting for a shuttle bus to the wedding. It was way more fun to dip in and out of traffic and running with the groom to the altar, five cars deep, running down the California shore line… its was right out of a movie.

    Eff the wedding planner for rushing us out of the building, this is a wedding! How are you going to cut us off like that! Still had the time of my life.

    Eff my S-curl for not really taking and eff my new found addiction to activator.

    millions of stories and laughs.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    “Eff Amazing women. Those strong beautiful, smart sisters with a great smile, amazing outlook on life, and sexy voices. Its unfair that just b/c I love one of you the rest are off limits.”

    Aw, this was sweet in that CHeeKZ kinda way. AWWW. *pinches CHeeKZ*

    “Eff my S-curl for not really taking and eff my new found addiction to activator.”

    o_O

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  19. oh and Eff RCLS for that Been Man Video. That was my SHYT when it came out!

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  20. Had to get on the BB for this one…

    Eff my job for announcing that they will be laying off 20 to 30 people at the end of June/first of July. They announced in May that they might have to layoff, but today, they made it plain.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    :(

    I’ll keep you in my prayers and thoughts NIA! That’s what we went through last year and it was a scary time for me. But, I’m still here. Hopefully, I can say the same for you. Sending positive vibes your way!

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    N.I.A. naturally Reply:

    Thanks Cheekie!

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  21. “My Lakers were playin’ last night, and if makes you feel any better, I was late for work too.”

    Actually, that does make it better…

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  22. Satya

    Effect that I missed MDML b/c I was doing something for my now former significant other.

    *in my best Rihanna voice* Eff love… at least for now.
    I should go to the shake joint to relax my mind

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  23. I’m terribly late, but…

    - Eff that my boss got “laid off” (I think they were looking for away to get her out) and today was her last day. Sigh. Who will help keep me sane now.

    - Eff what will happen next at the job.

    - Eff tryna have discipline.

    - Eff vowing to workout today. Ok for real tomorrow. No, really Monday.

    - Eff being a single woman homeowner. I’m fina start taking some HVAC classes. Or somethin.

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  24. Eff me being late as hell posting this…

    Eff ustream for messing up last night…and eff the fact I missed the MDML event in dc due to a friend coming in town…-_-

    Eff driving in Montgomery County, MD…I swear fools think they have shields on their cars…

    Eff windows computers…my moms HP won’t cut back on…shell be home from the hospital in less than a week with no computer…

    Eff this economy. There’s no reason I’m STILL unemployed!

    Eff my checking account for only having $4.52 in it…

    Eff this drive to Jersey ill be making this weekend…the turnpike is the devil reincarnated…

    And a customary eff yo couch…

    Have a happy effin weekend folks!

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