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Slim Jackson
Eff the mound of laundry awaiting me. It was supposed to get done last weekend and it didn’t happen. Shout out to Target for new “articles” to get me through the next week.
Eff still not having a couch to be eff’d or eff’d on. This air mattress is mad cozy though.
Eff HSBC. I will be finally getting rid of them this summer.
Eff NYPD for still not providing me with an accident report for my car mirror that got smashed off last week.
Eff whoever keeps smoking cigarettes in the hallway. Just go outside!
Miss Jenkins
Eff being overly ambitious with my savings plan, so much so that I had to delay buying my new camera.
Eff having a beautiful view of the summer sunshine that I can’t enjoy because I must toil until the sun sets.
Eff me not having my summer glow yet. I need to change that as soon as possible.
Eff this terrible sinus pressure. Go back from whence you came.
Seattle Washington
Eff Boston. I can’t say eff the Lakers because, well, they outplayed the Celtics. You were up by 17. 17! You let Ron Artest and Pau Gasol beat you.
Eff the Kobe fans. The talk will be non-stop now that he has five championships. I can hear the chatter already. Speaking of chatter…
Eff Chicago, Cleveland and any other town not named New York City that’s contending for LeBron. Let the courting commence!
Lastly, eff not being able to get more than 5-6 hours of sleep since I’ve been back. My bed and I will be spending some quality time together this weekend.
Oh and by the way, Lakers fans…
Your turn. Give it to us.
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff the Lakers. yes #immad
Eff these damn effin allergies!!!
Eff my short hair
Eff this carpal tunnel that is slowly ruining my hands and wrists and now my elbow… how am I suppose to be able to do great and amazing things that bring an immense amount of pleasure with this kind of pain?
Eff my lack of motivation. Nuff said.
Eff my laziness.
Eff the Lakers. I see ya Suns in 2011. We got this.
Eff the hangover I’m anticipating tomorrow (still Thursday on my part of the country)
Eff not being able to find cute work shoes.
Eff the new clothing being put out with a size 7 being a true size 3, I just can’t.
Eff a size 12 for being a real size 7. You’re gonna make me bulimic. Not cute.
Eff Lakers!
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Guns & Butter Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Suns bout to lose Amare.
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Lola Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
No we not, he’s staying for another season.
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eff game 7, i almost caught a heart attack..
eff Seattle for not gettin in his eff..
eff the record-scorching heat, then the “flash flood warning” this evening..
eff my mother for saying “do you REALLY believe that global warming business?”
*eff peyso.. lol
eff that my Amish mother gets out the house more than i do.. UGH!
eff the vacation i can’t go on yet.. that’s alright tho, i’m patient…
#thatisall.. happy friday..
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sanen85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:27 am
Girl, why we effing Peyso this week? I need a reason, can’t just go around effing people. Pause.
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Lola Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:31 am
“eff my mother for saying “do you REALLY believe that global warming business?”
So do you?
And yeah I wanna know why Eff Peyso? Lol
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
i do believe that global warming business.. not because of any news channel propaganda.. but because LITERALLY each year is hotter than the one before..
Hurricane season is from April-November.. there’s a reason why one year (recently) we went into having hurricanes in December.. not only that, but we had so many that year we’d gone through the alphabet (as far as names) so we had to go into the greek alphabet.. i think we stopped on “Gamma”..
something with the planet is truly happening..
and honestly, when my mother (or people i know) do something irresponsible.. i’m like “d*mn, can i have a planet to leave my children?”
lack of foresight in any situation annoys me..
but to have hindsight and STILL not correct your behavior makes me angry…
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 2:19 am
it didn’t seem right not putting it.. however, unless he crosses me.. this is the last week.. LOL!!
and (pause) @ slim.. “Just dive inside of it”
#boompow! yes @sane, i’m still feelin that!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Listen scrapper, “I don’t have no trouble with you effing me but I have a little problem wit you not effing me”
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Eff the Lakers!!
Eff Kobe with his a$$-raping a$$!!
LOL!! Naw, I’m good. Time to get ready for some football!! OH-IO!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 6:24 am
Football! Let the real games begin.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 8:45 am
“Eff Kobe with his a$$-raping a$$!!”
I would like to add that is was without a condom, she was ugly, and he ask to bust in her face. Which according to his side of the story.. is when she became aggie….
Also he snitch on Shaq.
Eff the Big Ten.
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Toni Childs Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Yes…please bring on the football
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Eff the refs for waiting until the 4th quarter to call fouls Choke on a whistle!
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Eff all haters…
MUTHAF*CKIN LAKERS got this!!!
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BSQUARED86 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 4:12 am
Co-sign.
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Eff busted ass 38 year olds that don’t have their sh*t together.
Eff being the only one left without an e-boo. LOL
Eff not having a regular boo, people who have sex 3-4 times a week live longer. This drought is taking years off my life.
Eff the fail whale
Eff Twitter for cutting down my productivity level at work after refusing to join for the longest. That ish is addicting. Also, eff that I haven’t been able to send Seattle a request.
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Lola Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:56 am
“Eff busted a** 38 year olds that don’t have their sh*t together”
That’s all kinds of bad they get the o_0 permanently!
“Eff being the only left without an e-boo. LOL”
I NEED one of those! Lol
“Eff not having a regular boo, people who have sex 3-4 times a week live longer.
This drought is taking years off my life”
#youmad? I’ll mail you a toy. Self pleasure adds at least 2 years more LOL
Co-sign on the whale… EFF YOU WHALE!
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sanen85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:20 am
“#youmad? I’ll mail you a toy. Self pleasure adds at least 2 years more LOL”
I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days, but it’s not the same. I’ll get over it though. I think.
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Lola Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Awe ok lol… let my mission be to find you a boo,,,
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sanen85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:39 am
I appreciate the offer, but I’m really not as thirsty for a boo as it may sound. I just need to something to eff and that happens to be bugging me at the moment. I may take you up on that offer of making that your mission if I’m still in need in a month or two
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Lola Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:42 am
Ok, lol, then lets find you an effin buddy! LOL I’m going to have bust out the LBB and see who I know in the east coast… LOL
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 8:58 am
“Eff being the only one left without an e-boo. LOL”
I’m taken but… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP9hOSKrqhE
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
“I’m not lacking in self pleasure these days”
I have nothing to really say about this.. I just like the thought you u doing it some much… I thought I would quote you for extra emphasis.
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I really wanted to erase that after I wrote it, but alas, it was too late by then. LOL.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Hey if its true be proud of your strong forearms and wrist.
#shakeweightworkout
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:10 am
I don’t have an e-boo…or a real boo for that matter.
The love below hasn’t had a visitor in 4 months.
Smh….
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:16 am
At least I’m not alone. I’m not saying misery loves company, but in this case, misery doesn’t mind it.
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Lol, I’ll toast to that.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:18 am
we already discussed.. i don’t have any kind of boo.. so take a number, get in line..
MUAH!
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I’ve decided not to let minor details such as sexual orientation hold me back. I’ve declared Max my e-boo.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
oooooo
two of my favs!
if y’all make a chextape, I’m coping.
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Eff the Lakers
Eff Kobe!!!!!!
Eff punk a** Derek Fisher!
Eff the morbidly obese man that asked if him and his boy could have a curling contest with me!!!!!!
Eff the express bus for not running past 11pm
Eff Slim Jackson for talking about happy endings on twitter and causing me to think impure thoughts while at work.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:44 am
“Eff the morbidly obese man that asked if him and his boy could have a curling contest with me!!!!!!” = This confuses me
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Satya Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:10 am
A very large man in Hooters walked up to me and asked if he could curl me. As in me law across his pudgy arms and he lift me repeatedly and his friend do the same.
I would have said yes to his very hot delicious brown sugar friend though
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
mwahahahahahahaha
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Eff the celtics fans hating on us Lakers fans…we won, deal with it
Eff my colleague that insists i explain Twitter to him, its unexplainable
Eff being nervous about the sale event i am having on sunday..
Eff the rains….its great if it rains at night but heck no to raining in the morning on my way to work
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Eff having to post this in anonymity because of the shame I feel.
Eff that I’m always broke and living pay check to pay check and considering filing for chapter 7
Eff my parents for never showing me the true meaning of a dollar and what the sacrifices of being responsible with money meant.
Eff the fact that because of them I still haven’t learned how to manage my money even though I’m 27 yrs old and still can’t make it.
Eff living the lie that I’m living. No I’m not ok. Yes I am venting.
Eff not feeling or having the strength to be all that I can be cuz I know I’m capable of being something great but I just don’t have the drive.
Eff not having real friends
Eff my life
Eff my parents for not knowing better
Eff me for being 27 years old and still not having a college degree even though I’ve been trying to pursue one but not knowing where to start or who to turn to for help.
Eff the fact that I am extremely smart but feel completely stupid.
Eff this depression which I know is what is causing me to vent like this.
Eff love. I don’t believe in it. I’ve only been in true love once and my heart was shattered into pieces, now I feel like a wh0re trying to find love or someone to love me unconditionally in sometimes all the wrong places.
Eff me for not being true to myself.
Eff me for knowing that I need God but I still don’t turn to Him because I’m so full of pride and won’t bend knee and give my life entirely to Him and let Him take charge.
Eff this emptiness I feel inside.
Eff not having the drive to start working out with a passion and keeping my word of not turning into my mothers image.
Eff that at the age of 27 I am in so much debt that sometimes I wish I could just start all over again so that this way I can do it the right way.
Eff not being able to qualify for a freaking $7000 auto loan on my own #ashamed wow…. now that’s bad
Eff my father for not even trying in helping me all because he’s too prideful and won’t extend help to his only off spring of this species in particular.
Eff (I think) the fact that I’ve been to coward to harm my self in a bad way because the only thing that stops me is my mother and the pain that I’ll be causing her if once day I ceased to exsist. I can’t bare nor tolerate that paid. She is my mother and my gosh!!!! she painted some of the most beautiful paintings ever!!!!!
Eff all of this!!!
Eff the fact that I’m really considering suicide or a lettea
Eff I tha I don’tknow what else to sy that I hope that if’ll feing mee yo
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Stacy Australia Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:40 am
I don’t want to be the “preachy” type especially when I do not know you but I don’t like to see people crying out for help and I stand by and do nothing. I don’t know where you are located or even if you are a male or a female. First if you believe in God (or any other higher being) I say pray, meditate, fast- whatever it is that you do. I know that is cliche because a few months ago when I was going through stuff my friends told me to do the same thing. Well I told them to shut the eff up, I did not want to hear it but prayer changes things. I am not talking about the “fake prayer” the “Thou shall” prayer I am talking about the deep down on your face prayers where you are talking to your higher being like one of your homies. Just letting it all out and going from there. I also suggest writing in your journal. Write whatever you feel and whatever you think down in this journal- good or bad. If it is possible you may just need a change of scenery for a day or two. I know you say you are struggling with money but if you have a friend or a family member who live in the next city over- go visit them. It is a nice refresher.
Whatever you are going through you will get through. Rethink other times in your life when you have been down and out and how you got through them. Sometimes you need to rain before seeing the rainbow.
If you want to talk more you can email me at stacyabrice@gmail.com
Hope this helped some
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Hey, I know things are rough. But PLEASE find a way to let go of those suicidal thoughts. Despite what you may feel at the moment, life isn’t that bad. We all experience bouts of self-doubt, tribulations, and pain. Yet, you have to find a way to come up out of it.
As Stacy suggested, prayer helps. Be still. Clear your mind. Read books that will help you deal with what your experience. Seek counsel. Surround yourself with positive people. If you receive messages well through listening…listen to up lifting music…online sermons…something. You have to find a way to combat these negative emotions. Life shouldn’t be like this. And the debt…completing college…that all can be done! But do you believe it’s possible? That’s where it all starts.
And as far as turning to God…all you need to do is look in the mirror. God is within all of us. We just need to tap into his strength. I’m not saying it’s an easy journey…finding peace and balance…but you can do it.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:00 am
“Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed…
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.”
Remember this and internalize it and live it
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:20 am
I really like that. Do you know who wrote it?
Another one I like (heard it in the Robin Hood movie)
“Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.”
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
William Ernest Henley wrote it in 1875
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Thanks
I added it to my “quotes” file in gmail,lol
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Satya Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:17 am
You said you know you need God. Hun, there’s no particular thing you have to do to get to him. You can start just by saying “help”. God knows every single one of your troubles.
Ending your life is not the way to go. Somebody cares about you, even if they don’t say it. We the 3 ways family care about you.
Once you say help to God he will help, but that doesn’t mean it will all come together immediately. You have to put in some work too. Get professional help and take your life one day at a time. You didn’t get to where you are in a day and it will take some time to clean it up, but it will make you stronger.
I hope you find some inner peace! You will get through this!
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:29 am
I agree with the sentiments of Stacy, LaBakir, and Peyso. However, I know that for many turning to God and prayer, or even other natural ways of coping is not easy. Now, I’m never once to suggest medication as the first alternative, but I do also firmly believe that pride shouldn’t keep a person from getting help if it’s needed. If your urges to end your life are severe and you don’t feel that you can turn to religion to help handle it all, I would seriously talk to your physician about maybe at least temporarily getting some medicinal help. Medication combined with counseling has help millions of people get through the trying times. It’s just a suggestion.
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Everyone seems so angry this morning…
Eff the Celtics HaHAHahahah U lost!
Eff who ever takes that personal ..
Eff me leaving work late and having to be in this early
Eff having to work tomorrow
Eff this guy I’m interested in who I haven’t heard from. Its difficult not to hit his fine ass up first (oh the games women play)
Mmmmm I’m done
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:30 am
“Eff this guy I’m interested in who I haven’t heard from. Its difficult not to hit his fine ass up first (oh the games women play)”
If you’ve been lucky enough to find a man that you’re actually interested enough in to call, I say call him. What harm can it do?
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@ my deepest secrets
Don’t Worry about Nothing .. PRAY about everything!
Hope things get better For you
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@ my deepest secrets
that was me two years ago, for real. Close your eyes and ask Him to help you. Then go get some help, its out there. One step at a time. I know you don’t know me, and I don’t know you, but if you wanna e talk, I’m available. It DOES get better, but you gotta WANT it to.
Eff being up late watching How High
Eff the crush for calling me with his sexy late night voice
Eff the fact that I got off on that voice. Pause.
Eff the fact that everyone is effin Peyso. .
Eff Peyso.. lol!
Eff that my baby will officially be done with 6th grade in 7 hours.
Eff my hair’s need for chemical reaction.
Eff BP.
Eff the supervisor for not knowing how to be shady. Trick, we all see right through you.
Eff this job, that’s why I got an interview on Wednesday AND I’m off Thursday and Friday.
Eff ya’ll, have a great weekend.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:55 am
“It DOES get better, but you gotta WANT it to.”
Very simple statement, but very potent. I will be telling another friend of mine the same thing this weekend. People complain a lot or are disillusioned, but don’t take the steps to make things better.
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Or some don’t genuinely know how to take the necessary steps, ya know? Others just aren’t self-reflective in the roles they play in their circumstances.
And some just don’t take “advantage” of the people surrounding them. I’m sure every person as at least 1 positive influence in their life…a teacher so to speak.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:09 am
I actually think a lot of people don’t spend enough time doing introspection. When things are going well, they have no problem saying they’re the best, but when things aren’t going well they project the blame or issues elsewhere without seeking a true solution. I’ve had my fair share of rough times over the last few years, but I’ve always had someone to turn to to keep me sane. Very thankful for that.
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:14 am
YES!!!! I’m not saying I’m perfect…far from it. But I’ve grown as an individual due to the fact that I can say…”Okay, LaBakir…what could you have done different? etc.” I have a pretty good circle. It may not be the “traditional” cirle in a sense (family beef runs deep unfortunately) but they’ve really helped me and still do.
It really hurts my heart to hear people “giving up” or in such desperation.
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Capricorn Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Its easy to ask those questions, but unless you’ve been where this person is, its hard to understand why. Depression is real and its a vicious cycle that’s hard to break. The good news is that it IS breakable, if you are willing to do a lot of work.
Anyway, the first step is telling someone that you are not feeling ok and then getting help. Talk to a suicide prevention hotline (1-800-273-TALK (8255)), a good friend, any of us on here, just talk to someone. I HAVE BEEN THERE AND YES YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT!
I’m saying a prayer for you and you can hit me up at nikkibtlr@yahoo.com if you need to.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:54 am
I have no qualms with you joining the “Eff Peyso” club lol
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Satya Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Eff Peyso and the fact that i’m pretty sure I know of you in reality but am not sure who is the link bet us lol
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
I tried to tell u that but u didnt believe me
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Capricorn Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:20 am
I dont even need a pic or an application or nada?? SWEET!!!
EFF PEYSO AGAIN!!!
lol
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
I’m trying to do my best to make black woman feel “appreciated” & sheeeit lol.
In the words of a very underrated rapper from Philly who goes by the name of Young Chris “We can do it all til its time for school tomorrow”
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Eff the G20 summit and the hysteria that has taken over Toronto because of it.
Eff barricades on every street that people need to walk on.
Eff that they took away the garbage cans.
Eff the lunatic who is threatening to burn down the two banks. Not that I can’t understand wanting to burn down a bank, but the branches he’s targeting are about 15 seconds away from my office so yeah….eff that.
Eff the fact that the city is tearing down trees so that “people can’t use them as weapons” while admitting that in order for someone to use said trees as a weapon they would need an axe to cut it down. And if said people had axes they wouldn’t need the trees would they?
And lastly, eff the Lakers.
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emti Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:04 am
eff my job for not closing during the G20 summit
eff the public transit for suggesting we take a picnic lunch for the commute to work because we’re going to be on there for so long during the Summit
eff my bank account for not allowing me to be great and take a cab to work during the G20 Summit
eff the G20 summit pretty much
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Eff making bets and not taking the points. Why didn’t I take the pts!
Eff parking tickets, I’m never coming to the BX again. 165? For blocking a pedestrian ramp? Eff your life Traffic Pig.
Eff women and their expectations. I dont want to hold the door for you. I don’t want to pay. I don’t want to pick u up. Its outdated, silly, and useless customs that have nothing to do with healthy relationships.
Eff not taking the points.
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Guns & Butter Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:31 am
yo we got the same ticket. Eff that. that’s $330 they made of our black asses just because we knee-grows love us some basketball.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Goddamnit!
Its the damn BX, who puts ramps in the middle of the street??!
Its a set up to get people not use to the neighborhood.
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Eff all this effin stuff I have to pack (I am already tired)
Eff that I am not ready to get a “professional job” yet but I want the “professional” pay check
Eff the excitement I feel about finally moving out to Charlotte, North Carolina (yeah I am lame)
Eff the fact that I do not have any effs- I have had a pretty good week (Thank God)
Eff yall until next week!!!
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Oops one more, Eff the fact I want to work on my writing and get some blog reading done but I have to pack this effin ish!!!
One more week in South Carolina!!!!
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Eff Hartfield Jackson Airport. It makes you follow a Maze to baggage claim then at the end tells you to go back to start!! Smh EFF DAT!
Eff BP greedy assess
Eff allergies. Found out im allergic to mad shyt whether minor or major. Makes me feel like a nerd
Thats about it. Blessed weekend!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:56 am
I don’t think it’s the allergies that make you look like a nerd. Perhaps it’s the Zelda avatar.lol. I keed. I have a ton of allergies too. Welcome to the itchy side. pause?
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streetztalk Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:19 am
LMAOO u stupid
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L. Dejean Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Streetz, i told you i got you on the zrytec when you need it…I’ll be your pusher…liquid gel or regular pill, you’re choice! =0) I hope that you carried something on you or you will be fawked in ATL! On that note…
Eff everyone at ATL greek this weekend…I should be there setting ish out with my chapter but instead, i’m in NY bored as fawk!
Eff how lazy I’ve gotten…i need to find somewhere to work out so i can get out of this apartment! I also need to work off all these extra energy i have from lack of *cough* activities.
Eff not having my own space…i need my father’s house (yes, i will have a house to myself) to be finished so i can do laundry for free & walk around as i please!
Eff not knowing enough people in Brooklyn so i can have someone go to this poetry night with me!
Eff not going to sleep as early as i like but the one time i did, i didn’t sleep through the night…so Eff the fact that I can’t win!
Eff my lack of *cough* activities!
And I say this in love, eff streetz & all the people i know that are in ATL…just to bring it back to the original commenter…and no one told you to check your bags in, who does that?! lol
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Eff having to wear all black to this outdoor wedding tomorrow
Eff the AC compressor in my car…you’ve failed me
Eff the fact that I need a vaca, but not sure when I’ll be able to take one
Eff these kids that will be here in 2 hours to aggravate me
Eff drivers who don’t use blinkers
Eff out of town visitors…you’ve thrown out my work out schedule
Eff making a man/woman your whole world…and when they leave you break down. Get ya life together!
Eff being the only black person in this office…it’s a cold world in here.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:55 am
“Eff having to wear all black to this outdoor wedding tomorrow” – What in the hell kinda wedding are you going to?
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:59 am
PEYSO!!!! Son….you have no idea the crap I’ve put up w/ for this wedding.
I don’t know what my friend was thinking. She asked me and another girl to be her greeters. I was hesistant (I peeped the b.s. alreayd)…but I dug deep and said yes.
That’s when it unfolded: I have to wear ALL black b/c we are greeters and can’t be confused w/ the bridal party…YET we should “stand” out. She had to approve my dress as well. So tomorrow I’ll be looking like I’m at a d@mn funeral while it’s blazing hot 97…I wonder if I can wear shades?
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:09 am
We fittin to see LaBakir on the next season of Bridezilla for beating up her friend for not letting her wear sun glasses lol
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:12 am
LMAO!
Her other friend might beat me to it for telling her to wax her brows. You should’ve witness that show down! It was about to be some furniture moving!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:24 am
my AC compressor let me down too… at the beginning of summer..
and people wonder why i don’t come out the house while the sun is out..
URGH! i cna’t deal…
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Mine too! I needed freon too…so I bought some in papi put it in…but ultimately I need a compressor. So right now, I’m aight. sometimes it blows out cold air.
*sighs*
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
mine blows out cold air too…
when it’s cold outside…
eff my life…
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
LMAO! Mine was too…until I bought $60 worth of freon. Try it!
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Oh, and…
Eff long arse job applications. I know I’m in for a doozy when I apply for this job w/ the DEA.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:43 am
You’re applying for a job with WHO?
…I’ll be taking some extra steps to keep my identity hidden now. RCLS, I suggest you do the same.
#Jokes #KindaSerious
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Lol, well gotdamn! No need to worry about your identity homie…I’m not even on it like that.
Anywho..yeah…scratch that buddy. I can’t find the posting anymore.
*kicks rocks*
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Seattle Washington Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Actually I wouldn’t mind having a friend on the inside. So, err, yeah… Good luck with the job!
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:57 am
LOL…thanks! I’ll uh…keep you posted. I know somebody, who knows somebody…so we’ll see what happens.
I just need a change ASAP…so yeah
Eff my current job.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Who the f*ck is RCLS?
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L. Dejean Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
i got hit with that swindle when i went to apply for a job recently…i thought it was going to be like 2 pages & it turned out to be close to 10…with a writing section! I didn’t know if i was applying for a job or for college again! (I’m cussing myself now for not taking summer classes…i would at least have something to do right now!)
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
YES! The apps that have you fill out an application…only to upload your resume piss me off the most!
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L. Dejean Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I’ve done some online ones & those weren’t bad…it took me 2.2 seconds to do but the one i actually traveled out to fill out was THE worst…it took my 30-45 minutes to finish! I was mad as hell & upset that i was not prepared for that!
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eff my job…both of em
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just came on to EFF Kobe and the Lakers! #thatisall
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Don’t hate, Edna. Congratulate.
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Hmmm what to eff.
Eff Nickelodeon, Sane & Capricorn (provided that this person is a woman).
Eff yo couch.
Eff the fact that similar to Slim, I still have no furniture and no internet.
Eff making good money and still being broke.
That is all.
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Capricorn Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Yes, I am a female.. lol
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:37 am
What? I was trying to get your back up there. *pouts*
I had good reason to eff you last week.
*Re-enrolls in the eff Peyso club.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
This was the good kind of effs lol
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Oh, why didn’t you say so
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
it was the GREAT kind of effs…
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EFF Purple and Gold (sorry Slim)
EFF the Refs and those responsible the plotting of the Lakers success –conspiracy
EFF my hang over from drowning my sorrows about Game 7
EFF that w/ this hangover I got to work on time just to be the first one bc the “lighter folks” stayed in to watch the damn soccer game
EFF me ripping my skirt off the subway
EFF the man who saw my goodies when it happened
EFF H&M for making me believe Im a size 8 when I KNOW…I’m a 4-6.
EFF Friday Fever that has stopped my productivity @ 11:15am
EFF that I due to social requirements, I’ll be drunk more than likely by 7 pm tonight. (well, I dont mind that one too much. BOTTOMS UP)
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And for the record, my bad to anyone who has requested to follow me on Twitter.
Those effers still haven’t fixed the “Follower Request” feature and I haven’t been able to add anyone new for a month now.
Eff em and their effing fail whale. -______________-
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Thanks for addressing that for me. I thought you just hated me.
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Oh, and eff the fail whale again just because it’s back up. Can handle the game last night, but regular ass day and it can’t hang.
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L. Dejean Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Same thing has happened to me…i get the emails! Eff them for that! I opened up my account for a past follower who left twitter then came back & closed that bit right back up again!
Eff the fail whale that just shows as an error when using echofon!
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Oh yea…
EFF not knowing or having the time to add an avatar to my name. Just EFF it…
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SaneN85 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Go to gravatar.com. Takes less time than posting does half the time.
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Eff having to miss the family reunion this weekend due to scheduling conflicts. If only I could be two places at once.
Eff them for having the family reunion on Father’s Day weekend instead of next week like originally planned. I’m about to have a nervous breakdown because I won’t be with my daddy.
Eff my family for aggravating my soul during this whole reunion planning process. I told them countless times I am not on the committee, I just put together the newsletter.
Happy weekend to all!
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olivya23 Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Planning a family reunion is difficult, newsletters, websites, e-communication, invites. UGH! I’m on the “executive team” of our family reunion. Yes, an executive team, seeing how we have more than 200 family members attending (Nigerians). And we’ve had bi-monthly meetings since January, our reunion is next month. I can’t wait until it’s over, I will not be running next year.
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EFF THIEVES!!!!
Eff the person that stole my checkcard number earlier this week
Eff the people that owned the store where my number was swiped… I’m still not convinced it wasn’t YOU mom&pop shop. When this whole mess is cleared up I WILL be showing up and showing out at your place of business BEST BELIEVE!
Eff all the stores that manually entered my effin’ checkcard number and didn’t bother to ID these mofos
Eff the gas station that allowed these greasy cocksucker to use my card… again manually… to buy $308 worth of gas and THEN another $280 worth of gas… First off, what the EFF are they filling up an effin PLANE!?!? Second, ain’t nothing about that look suspicious to you?!? Times is hard in these streets but if you gon do business be legit about it. I hope your station burns to the ground.
Eff BOA for not being on top of this ish. I don’t drive, I rarely buy gas. This purchase didn’t look suspicious to you? Also, since when am I allowed to take my account $100s of dollars in the negative?!?! Is this what’s good now in recession banking?!?!
Eff the fact that now I gotta walk around with $$$$ in my pockets feeling all unsafe until this ish is cleared up.
Eff the last customer service chick for going “Ms.Virtuocity I don’t understand what you don’t understand… you say this is your third time calling… the reps you spoke to before should have explained this process to you, did they not?” CLEARLY if they had fully explained I would not be calling now would I? First rule of customer service at least pretend to give a damn that someone stole ALL my money. Second rule… try to make me feel more secure about our working relationship seeing as this is the THIRD TIME in less than two years someone has stolen my identity. WTF BOA!!?!?!
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY!!!!!
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
BOA is cheeks…I hate them! I divorced them long ago when they were still Summit Bank. And yes, they will let you go hundreds into the negatives!
Keep your chin up! Hope your weekend is great and this all works out.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Damn homie!! You got. That’s eff’d up though.
“Eff all the stores that manually entered my effin’ checkcard number and didn’t bother to ID these mofos” – All they need is a fake out of state ID (most ppl from NY dont know what they would or should look like)
“Eff the gas station that allowed these greasy cocksucker to use my card… again manually… to buy $308 worth of gas and THEN another $280 worth of gas… First off, what the EFF are they filling up an effin PLANE!?!? – The ppl were probably selling the gas to other ppl for 50 cent on the dollar. It happens alot in Philly.
“Eff BOA for not being on top of this ish. I don’t drive, I rarely buy gas. This purchase didn’t look suspicious to you? Also, since when am I allowed to take my account $100s of dollars in the negative?!?! Is this what’s good now in recession banking?!?!” – They thought you bought a car. But they should see your accounts and know that you dont have the bread for that. They’re still idiots. And they’re idiots for letting you go into the red unless it all happened on the same day.
“Eff the fact that now I gotta walk around with $$$$ in my pockets feeling all unsafe until this ish is cleared up.” – Leave yo money at home!!!
“Eff the last customer service chick for going “Ms.Virtuocity I don’t understand what you don’t understand… you say this is your third time calling… the reps you spoke to before should have explained this process to you, did they not?” CLEARLY if they had fully explained I would not be calling now would I? First rule of customer service at least pretend to give a damn that someone stole ALL my money. Second rule… try to make me feel more secure about our working relationship seeing as this is the THIRD TIME in less than two years someone has stolen my identity. WTF BOA!!?!?!” – You need to do one of 2 things: a) go to her manager or b) find where she is located and go oops upside her head
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY!!!!!
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
It was all extra shady… basically I stopped in this mom & pop candy store next to the movie theater in the mall by my job. (I have a Jelly Belly Jelly Bean addiction, don’t judge me)
I’ve been there plenty of times. There are two uh… we’ll go with “ethnic” looking chicks who work in there (they could be anything from Paki to Iraqi). I hate to think it was one of them but all signs point their way…
According to the bank 4mins after I used my card there someone went on a spending spree on Fandango and then went to the theater next door and bought like $40 worth of tickets there. They would have had to have made up a fake ID within like 10mins. Not saying it couldn’t have been done, but… o_O
I didn’t notice the charges until the next day when they went hit up the gas station. I went to check my balance before lunch and see if all the bills I’d paid the day before had cleared and saw the negative balance, the $308 charge and called BOA IMMEDIATELY…
The BOA ppl want to talk to the gas station cause the card couldn’t have been entered manually at the pump… they would need my ZIP for that since it’s a checkcard. They said it was entered inside the station so it looks super suspect.
I’m not trying to get robbed out here so I’ll probably pull out enough pay for Father’s Day Brunch and then just stay my behind in the house all weekend :-/
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Washington Mutual was GREAT for this.. every year i was with them, there was some fraud done like my last name was Rockerfeller..
i went to wachovia and in GREAT Jamaican style bust through the doors and sat down with someone..
“if the charge i’m trying to do is off by two cents DO NOT put the charge through.. your kind of “help” does not help me..kthxbye”
i haven’t had a problem with them..
my friend CONSTANTLY has issues with BOA.. like WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?! it’s to the point where they think she’s behind it cuz it’s done so much… IT’S YOUR SYSTEM!!!!
GIRL! close your account… cuz that ish is RIDICULOUS!!!
i once threatened to close my account for 17.50.. Wachovia wasn’t tryin to hear that.. they want your business… iCan’t with these banks.. just.. can’t
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LaBakir Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I effs with Wachovia…haven’t had any issues w/ them in my 9 years of being a customer.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
aside from those two circumstances.. i haven’t had any problems with wachovia either..
me and them alright.. but JUST IN CASE, i don’t deposit money in there til i got a bill to pay..
#takenochances
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Slim Jackson Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Damn. BOA shut my card off just for me spending a lot in a new city and i hat to wait 24 hours after I called for it to reset. They losing a lot of points nowadays and I ain’t talkin world rewards.
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EFF BOA. Bammas took my mama’s pocketbook and wrote $8k worth of checks. On a closed account. If the account is closed, why is BOA still cashing them?? WTF
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Eff getting tired in the middle of the day. I need a nap.
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eff my friend moving to Georgia on tuesday.. so now i REALLY have no one (male or female) to go out with..
it’s gonna be a dry a** summer..
eff my life
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Oh Boy! I haven’t effed in so long. I’m going through eff’n withdrawal. I’m gonna try not to go on an eff’n spree.
Eff the world (with the exception of you all, my family and friends)
Eff finals after a 4 week class. After tests every week, they still wanna slap us with a FINAL?
With THAT said, EFF the school system. I can tell you what I retained from THREE classes out of the THREE years I’ve been in college
Eff your mom. (#YeahISaidIt)
Eff your couch. I wanted to sleep on it and you said no..
Eff your face. Someone gotta say it..
Eff your life. Mine usually gets the short end of the stick. So it’s YOUR fault now.
Now usually I don’t do this but uhh, EFF MONEY! It causes problems! All the time! But I want more
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Eff not being able to join in on the eff em friday discourse…
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Sue Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 1:07 am
why not??
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