Eff ‘Em Friday
**That’s right folks. It’s your favorite day of the week. We know you have something to eff (pause) this week. Let’s begin!**
Miss Jenkins:
As a huge childhood fan of this guy, I can’t believe I am saying this but…eff Brett Farve. And eff these coaches for encouraging his indecisiveness. This is getting out of hand. This same thing happened last year. He swore up and down during the season that he was done. And then he was like “Sike. Just kidding.” Note how he conveniently gets signed when training camp is damn near done. Not cool. I don’t care if you are 62 and recovering from hip shoulder surgery. Get out there and practice. While there is no doubt that he is a great quarterback, dammit man, hang up the cleats and go pick up fishing rod. You are not going to take the Vikings to the Superbowl because the Giants will be there for the NFC.
While I’m talking about the NFL, eff all the people who are still complaining about Michael Vick getting another chance in the league. He did his time, now let him continue on with his life. And eff those people throwing shade at Tony Dungy for mentoring him. And even though they signed Vick, eff the Eagles. Just cuz.
Eff America. I want to go back the Dominican Republic where the food, drinks, and fine men were free flowing (pause?). That place is beautiful and equals paradise. And eff this stupid heat wave we are having here in the Lame States of America.
Slim Jackson:
Eff our web hosting company for causing 1.5 hours of down time during peak hours on Wednesday. My job never stressed me out as much as that hour and a half of website helplessness. I’d rather have been in a train car with morbidly obese folk on each side of me smellin’ like hot cabbage than going through that. Site admins out there will know how I feel on this one.
Eff overpriced stadium and arena food. $6 for a hot dog (pause clause) is not the move. Neither is $8 for a cup of lukewarm beer. I was a salty bastard last night. Can’t complain too much though when you get free tickets and box seats…ehh, yes you can.
Now that the Macbook Pro is set up…eff my PC! No longer will I have to wait 5-10 minutes to boot up and get online. No more frozen screens just from opening a second tab. No more outbursts filled with curse words in the crib! Actually, that will never stop. That’s just me.
Seattle Washington:
Eff Ocho Cinco for kicking a field goal during the Bengals vs. Pats game yesterday. That was a real dickhead activity. Which I heartily laughed at & appreciated. But off the principle of it, eff em.
Eff Sallie Mae. I owe how much? Over how many years? Damn. How about I just give you my first born child & we call it even?
Eff morning construction. There’s nothing worse than waking up to the sound of drilling, banging & jackhammering that isn’t of my own doing.
Alright folks, its your turn. Who pissed you off this week? Was it your boss? Bill collectors? The S.O.? Talk about it!
Effing You Every Friday,
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Eff me for reading 3ways everyday religiously, always having something to say but never commenting.
Eff my hair dresser for charching me $60+tax+tip just to trim my hair today – this is NYC not Ithaca! It looks good though so I’ll stop complaining.
Eff NYC men for being either too hood, gay, confused, or just straight up non-existant!
Eff City government and their dag on budgets. Why does it take over 11 weeks to approve an entry level position?! It’s a recession out here and I need to start working!
Eff AmeriCorps for cheating me outta my educational award to pay off my loans.
Eff still living at home a year outta college!
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Mikey Champ Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:53 am
“Eff me for reading 3ways everyday religiously, always having something to say but never commenting.”
- I Co-Sign
So here’s my First Eff ‘Em Friday entry:
Eff me for being up right now when I have to be up boxing at 6:30AM… Yowzers!
Eff my job for frontin’ on my promotion!
Eff people who always have negative sh!t to say (isn’t that tiring for ya’ll???)
Eff the fact that I haven’t seen my step pops, lil bro and sis in 2 yrs (SMH @ me. Ghana is definitely gonna see me this winter)
Eff the NYS Lottery Org if they don’t declare me the winner for the next drawing of the Mega Millions jackpot (J/K… but for real *blank stare* lol)
And finally EFF BOSTON!!! -> Seattle’s gonna be in NYC this weekend!
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 8:48 am
Aww your first comment…I’m so proud! ::tear::
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 8:52 am
Woops! That was for la Bella vita
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:01 am
Eff the entire state of Massachusetts!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
You’re cot damn right sir! Eff this Puritan, buckle shoe wearing, homogeneous, horrible team cheering, no style having, segregated, racist, uber bland, really just a big town not really a city, city. I’m coming home (for the weekend)!!!
::cranks up Kanye’s “Homecoming”::
“I’m coming home again. Comiiiiing hooome agaaaaain…”
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 7:15 am
Glad to see yall commenting!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Welcome to the wonderful world of commenting. Don’t you be shy now ya hear?
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Eff the person in North Carolina that won the Louisiana power ball! WTF?
Eff my brothas gf for being overly sensitive and childish! Trick!
Eff hurricane season!
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Still Water Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:44 am
EFF North Carolina!
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EFF San Antonio for not having any 24 hour Walmarts, Walgreens, or CVS’s nearby… So what iff [sic] I live in the hood and leaving anything open 24 hours is just asking to get shot up and robbed… I got up mad early(er) thinking I could hit up Wally World and got DEnied.
EFF all you people who are complaining about a heat wave… Whatever, try heat LIFE. A month ago when I was talking about the hottest July EVER in SA, you were complaining about the cold and asking where summer was at… Well here it is MOTHA SMUCKERS!!!
And EFF THE MAN as ALWAYS for making me get up early just to comment on here from home…
Oh, and EFF all the people yesterday talking about a hip hop blog. EFF that. Who gives a EFF about fake rappers and wangstas. They don’t pay my EFFing bills. They don’t do a EFFing thing for me. Why in the world would I want to read or write about them every EFFing day?
AND EFF Friday. 2 whole days without seeing any men in uniform and potential boos all around me… what’s a girl to do? =P
I miss you guys!!!!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:05 am
And Eff Nas. Just because.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:20 am
See, now doesn’t that feel better! Now Eff RCLS for saying that Get Rich or Die Trying is a better album than Illmatic.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:24 am
Eff you for thinking I care what you think.
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CHeeKZ heard allhiphop.com estimated brand worth was around 20 million dollars Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:16 am
yeah I know… a hip hop website. What a bad idea… who suggested that?
Why would that create any interest.
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Eff Cornell and their expensive textbooks.
Eff the State of NY for not letting my car pass inspection
Eff the bursar’s office too
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 8:59 am
The only time I liked being in the bursar’s office was when I was picking up a check
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CHeeKZ Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
PLEASE TELL ME YOU CHECKED URIS AND OLEN TO SEE IF THEY HAD YOUR TEXT BOOK ON LOAN FIRST, BEFORE YOU SPENT MONEY ON A BOOK YOU M.I.G.H.T. NEED FOR CLASS?
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Eff my job for being the BS that it is.
Eff the hiring manager of the job I’m trying to get for being on vacation in the midst of this process. Don’t she know I’m in a rush and tryna get up out of my current gig?! How dare she!
Eff activation fees on cell phone bills. Excuse me?! You mean to tell me that Ima be charged $36 just for someone to press a button? Oh hell to the naw! How do we go about waiving that? Please and thank you.
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I second that Eff Brett Favre. Eff em for stalling the development of Tavaris Jackson and for bring parade day rain to Sage Rosenfel’s career at a chance to be a starter.
Eff Plaxico Burress for making $11mil in salary and bonuses for 2008 which was a bump up from the $3.5mil he was going to make that year. Eff em for signing a 5 year deal worth $35mil and eff em for having a Cheddar Bob moment at LQs of all place.
Lastly, eff that chick at the Dartmouth Townhall meeting that thought she was soooo smart by relating a president’s healthcare reform (whether a good idea or bad idea) to a facisit that exterminated a race. Eff her for not knowing how to disagree with some good ol common sense.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:19 am
I would like to CO-Sign that last Eff.
Barney Frank did the right thing.
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I’m a first time commenter as well, anywho….
Eff all this damn rain. It’s been raining everyday for the past week.
Eff GSU and their financial aid issues and their expensive books.
Eff women that wear boots when it’s 90 degrees outside and I’m sweating out my hair.
Eff people who take the elevator to go up or down one floor. I live on the 14th floor and that ish is a waste of my time.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:02 am
::tear::
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Ashleigh Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Why are you tearing up? lol
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Prolly because it’s your first time.lol. Welcome and sh*t.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
She just soft.
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Ashleigh Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Thanks and ish…lol
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Eff EMO dudes! Take ur cryin willy foo foo @$$ and exit stage left. i’m about to break this poor dudes heart…i hope he doesn’t cause a scene….
Eff that i’m too lazy to wake up early and cook breakfast…i am now starving…
Eff that i am hungover…i wanna go home and sleep…so i can go out and do it again!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:09 am
You already know how I feel about Emo dudes…
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eff my boss and his nasty @ss breath!! how do you STAY going to the dentist and yet your breath still smells like something died in your mouth…What the HELL!!! You just need to pull all your teeth and start the eff over!!
eff that summer is almost over….boooooo!
eff that there is a freaking wasp invasion in my house! I hate bugs!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:31 am
Hating bugs is one thing. Hating bugs that can actually cause you physical harm is a different thing all together. I can’t stand any insect with the ability to sting or bite.
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Smiley Face Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:04 am
I hate all them mofos! lol! I will run from a potato bug! LOL
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Eff an “acceptable” level of unemployment
Eff the government economist to whom it is acceptable cause his a*s still has a job
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Eff my co-worked who thought it was acceptable to ask me “What’s with the Aunt Jemima look?” I am not the one.
Eff sources who want to call a week before I leave and give me all the dirt on everybody. I don’t care now.
Eff readers who have the nerve to try and call me out for misquoting someone. My notes don’t lie and plus I have a witness.
Eff packing. I’ve got six days until I move and what have I accomplished? Nada.
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Smiley Face Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am
“Eff my co-worked who thought it was acceptable to ask me “What’s with the Aunt Jemima look?”
…..say what now?
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Toni Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:46 am
True story. I walked passed her yesterday and she asked me that. I was wearing a head wrap (a la Musiq) but the comment was just plain ignorant. And still I rise.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
And still I rise…right upside her head…
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
You all talk and bones.
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BlueFlame Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:03 am
Yea i’m moving in 3 weeks…and i’ve packed not a durn thing….
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Toni Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I’m about to host a packing party. BYOB, bring your own box and pack it.
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BlueFlame Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:00 pm
LOL that’s not a bad idea…but i kno no one will come
haha
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Eff my co-worked who thought it was acceptable to ask me “What’s with the Aunt Jemima look?” I am not the one.”
REDRUM
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Toni Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
LOL!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I’m going to need you to visit your local grocery store, buy a good helping of Aunt Jemima syrup and proceed to pour it all over their desk and surrounding furniture.
Or for the more subtle effect, just leave a plate of pancakes and Aunt Jemima syrup in their nearest vent. Nothing like the smell of moldy pancakes to shut their trap.
Then tell em Seattle sent ya!
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Great Eff all around…
What really gets me pissed about Farve is the amount of draft picks the jets wasted on his situation. We lost a third round pick for him. Than cut a division winning QB. Than when he ‘retired’ from us, to REPLACE him we gave up two TOP picks and three usable players… than he comes back afterall.
My thing with the Mike Vick Haters…… if you want to not forgive him fine. But don’t jump on the Eagles or Tony Dungy for being nice human beings and giving a guy a second chance. You are a cold hearted bastard who can’t live up to the standards that your bible calls for you to, I get it. But don’t say Dungy, one of the great human beings in sports, is wrong for helping.
Eff Obama.. he is losing way too much swag over health care. And Nancy needs to learn to shut her mouth. The right hates you, hide your face. She is becoming our version of Karl Rove (sp).
Eff anybody who can’t admit a corny commerical rapper from ST Louis is just a flat out better lyricist than a NY King. Sorry. It pains me to say it too. But when you listen to the spit objectively.. Nelly CAN spit (when he wants too), fifty can not.
And another thing… GRODT wasn’t even the best album to come out that month…. see Philly Freeway, EARLY!
Eff my conditioning. Ya boy aint really getting it in on the volleyball court. If I don’t pull it together and finish these games strong I am going to ruin it for my team and have to hold my head in shame around the office.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:48 am
Kinda your fault in the first place for being a Jets fan. At that rate, might as well be a Bills fan…at least they have those string of 4 AFC chips.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:30 pm
chill……. I rock with Big Blue. Mets. Knicks. Islanders. Red Bulls. Dragons.
But I got love for the Jets. Yanks. Nets. Rangers. Devils.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Eff you rcls for being an ex Brave (originally from Massachusetts) and Raider fan. LETS GO JETS!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Hey B.O. aka Body Odor, your Jets are gonna get smacked up more than that Raiders assistant coach did.
Cheekz, my apologies, I see that you are just being a good New Yorker. Carry on, my man.
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Streetztalk Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Eff Cheekz for subliminal shots!lol
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Eff people who wanna call me up and expect me to always do legal work pro bono and/or want me to look over a contract “real quick” for free and tell them “if it’s legal.” Yes, MF, if it has a name, date, price and a signature, it’s “legal”…. there’s your free advice. This is what I do for a living. You don’t go to Wal-Mart and ask for a pro bono ham. You’d be pissed as hell if you showed up to work and your boss said you have to work for free that day. GIVE ME THE SAME RESPECT!
In the same vein, eff people who DO want to pay, but only want to spend $150 or some other drop in the bucket amount. LEGAL WORK COSTS MONEY!! If you can’t afford an attorney to look over your shyt, you need to get out of business because you’re gonna end up getting screwed. Pay me now, or pay me later, but don’t expect that you can throw a few dollars at me and get something worthwhile.
And a super DUPER eff you to those who hire me, run up thousands of dollars of work, and then don’t feel the need to pay me. I hope your business goes down in a firey ball of flames.
(ok, I must go take a walk now)
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Toni Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Wooo-Saaa!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
“You don’t go to Wal-Mart and ask for a pro bono ham. You’d be pissed as hell if you showed up to work and your boss said you have to work for free that day. GIVE ME THE SAME RESPECT!”
Get ‘em!
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Eff cheekZ for continuing to bring up hip hop talk… You’re right 50 is WACK but the more you talk about him the more he feels himself and puts out wack ish. And i never said a hip hop blog wouldn’t generate interest… I said eff that i don’t give a eff about them ppl anyway. CheekZ… I’m beginning to notice a trend… I always wanna eff you. =P pause.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That why I’m Effing here.
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Miss Jenkins – While I appreciate you sticking up for the future QB, I’d like to take a moment and return the eff u — (well, not to u) Giants. You know the Eagles are better than the Giants. I hope you got your costco card ready to go pick up a pack of tissues this year.
Eff getting old. Finding gray hair. Carrying Pepcid AC in case of random heartburn. Not being able to drink 2 nights in row without taking a power nap (and by power nap i mean about 4-5 hrs). I think i might even have Varicose veins (jk – i don’t but that would suck).
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am
Don’t know who you are, but Eff you. The only reason the Eagles are relevant is because of McNabb, who attended a NY State school to hone his skills. The proof is in the pudding, and our pudding has a ring in it. The only relevant teams in the NFC East are the ‘Boys and the G-men. Rings, rings, rings, rings, rings.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Eff’ the Cowboys… GO SKINS!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
“The only relevant teams in the NFC East are the ‘Boys and the G-men. Rings, rings, rings, rings, rings.”
Have some pride…root for the Ravens.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Pride is right… I bleed Orange and sweat Burgundy and Gold…
Pride =
James Arthur “Art” Monk… my favorite player to ever touch a pigskin and one of the greatest WR to ever play the game…, Darrell Green… the best cornerback EVER!!!, Doug Williams the only Black QB to win a SuperBowl…
I am no fair-weather fan.
..fight on, fight on ’til you have won Sons of Washington! HAIL to the Redskins! HAIL Victory! Braves on the warpath Fight for old D.C.!
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Streetztalk Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Sad, misguided woman..lol
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Um. The Eagles? Better than the Giants? Smh. I bet you’re from Philly, aren’t you?
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Only someone from Philly would say something so incredulous.
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Streetztalk Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Eff the Philly Fans for actiin like u wont find another reason to say Eff Donovan.
G-Men, bitches!
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nini Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Eff all you Philly haters! I’m not sharing my cheesesteak with you anymore!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Trouble Maker Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
The only reason the state of Pennsylvannia exists is to connect NY to rest of the states BELOW us.
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Eff my allergies -you summabitch I hate you
Eff me for watching a Sissy Nobby video on youtube via a blog post I read..that shyt is DISTURBING..Men should not be able to pop and roll they azz like that. Sick fuks
Eff this work week for dragging on and on and on and on..its finally over in a few hours all of my co=workers can kiss my azzzzz
Eff the swag kids (I think that’s what they are called) and that jerk song
Eff my little sister for effin w my itunes uploading that ish to my ipod. That was not cute lil girl.
Eff the fact that I was already in Eff-mode on Wednesday
Y’all have been great, thank you for your time.
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What a lovely Eff ‘em Friday. I have one more than the standard three on this here fine day.
Eff The Man for randomly blocking my access to Three Ways, scaring me into thinking I wouldn’t be able to access it for months at a time once again. Then it pops up again an hour later. Giving me heart palpitations and whatnot.
Eff those dayum fruit flies (fungus flies/gnats actually) once again. We had to move my cowokers greenhouse arse plants to another location while she’s on vacation. It because these huge deal because they have infested everyone’s desks. She’s gonna come back to work to nice surprise on Monday.
She’s lucky we didn’t throw that overwatered ish away.Eff the pouring rain when I got off the train on Wednesday evening. I hate to pour out the water inside my flats, it was pouring so hard. Puddles in flats ain’t comfy or cute.
Eff American Express Blue for upping the credit rate outta nowhere. I remember how blissful I was when they raised my mama’s card rate (the original green one), but decided not to do the Blue one. Then several months later I get a letter. And they just said it’s gonna be in effect in October…didn’t even MENTION what it’ll be raised to. EFF you AmEx. Best believe I’m doing a 0% balance transfer. See how you like that. *spits on AmEx’s shoe*
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Eff parents that give their children horrible names. I don’t care how many accents you put in your child’s name or how you try to pronounce it, you still spelled his name SHITHEAD G. I hate his mother for him.
Eff co-workers that eat my food. Not only were you the reason for my eff Friday last week but now you have the nerve to demolish honey glazed chickens with chesnut and roasted vegetable and leave me your stinking a$$ tuna salad. You eat my sh*t again and I will put laxatives in it and laugh while you rush to the bathroom all day.
Eff overweight females that wear clothes obviously not meant for them. If your miniskirt is wider than it is long, STEP AWAY FROM THE SKIRT and go the appropriate clothing section. Please and thanks in advance.
Eff older people that work for me. Yes, I am aware of the fact that you are ten year my senior but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have listen to me. Because if you don’t, I will write your old a$$ up.
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Eff all the Cornellians that respond to this blog. ThreeWays is nothing but a daily Unity Hour.
Eff people who change their phones number/plan/joins and leaves blackberry every 2 weeks! I’m looking at you Nyela!
Eff PETA. I just ate a hamburger just for you.
Eff it being so humid that my contacts clouded up when I got out of the car…. Its AUGUST, NOT DECEMBER!!!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 11:57 am
“Eff all the Cornellians that respond to this blog. ThreeWays is nothing but a daily Unity Hour.”
Careful now…
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Still Water Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I say this in jest. I love it. Best part of my day!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Okay. I feel better now.lol.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Me too.
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Eff Chicago weather for being 63 degrees in August.
And Eff the public transportation for having the AC on Kentucky Freeze-a-Bish.
Eff my life for leaving my office keys at home and having to wait 30 mins outside to get in b/c my coworkers chose today to be late.
Eff my friend for calling me a “good looking, well-dressed hobo” when I told him. LOL I have jerky friends. Maybe it’s cuz I can be a jerk too
Finally, eff Twitter for killing any semblance of productivity I was gonna have today.
That is all. *curtsies*
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miss jess Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
“Eff Chicago weather for being 63 degrees in August. ”
*cosign* this isht is ridiculous!
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Ashleigh Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Only 63?! Hell, it’s like 90 degrees down here!
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Eff people in positions of authority with no common sense.
Eff people texting me about business matters that should’ve been sent in an email. We in a recession and I’m NOT increasing my monthly texts for your foolishness.
Last but not least…Eff this heat.
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Eff extended family… My cousin finally decided to marry his baby momma now that their child is in elementary school and they’ve been shacking up for about 5 years. They sent out a save the date 4 weeks ago. I have other plans and can’t make it. He’s my… third cousin? His gramma and my gramma are siblings. His momma keeps calling… I wasn’t at the baby shower, or her other kids’ weddings… why would I suddenly show up at this? I don’t even know home girl. Also… who doesn’t list their fiance’ name on the wedding registry. I don’t know this chick’s last name so I guess they’re not getting a gift either.
Eff immediate family. So my grandmother doesn’t want to go to this wedding because it doesn’t start until 5pm and she’s 81. This event will run past her bedtime. Also, she has no formal clothes. So I being the good grandchild go out to the mall to find her an outfit. My insecure ass sister has now convinced my gramma that this dress doesn’t fit. No, she hasn’t tried it on. But my sister has just decided that it looks to big… She then calls first thing this morning to berate me for buying a dress that’s too big based on her visual acuity. I guess eff me for attempting to be helpful.
Eff friends… my and my people from HS are meeting up this evening. I’ve been organizing (I was asked to take the lead) this gathering for a few weeks now. No one would make a suggestion of where to go on the group FB convo, but individually they have spoken about where they want to go but no one would tell me. I finally pulled it out of one person. Fine… it’s super far and inconvenient for me personally but if that’s what they want, so be it. So now of course they are all complaining about the location that THEY choose… WTF!?!?!?
Friends & Family = FAIL
I need to find some strangers to hang with…
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hi Stranger! Nice to meet yah…
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
lol
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Smiley Face Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Did you go to Cardozo?…lol..my sister is attending her kick off reunion party tonight too..LOL
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Nope. I grew up in PG… Central c/o ‘99. My class is rather antisocial and dysfunctional to the point where we aren’t having an official 10yr reunion. We started planning one last year but things fell apart. One of my close crew of friends is home for the first time in like 7yrs so we’re getting together on her account.
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Smiley Face Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
LOL…I live by AAFB, but my sister went to Cardozo. Her class was the same way and 20 years later they are having there first class reunion, lol! It took FB to get all of them together at last.
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Eff humidity. I should be used to it being born and raised in the South. but this shyt is for the birds.
Eff my Macbook for acting stupid this morning. I’ve only had you for 3 years, and I plan on keeping you for at least 3 more. Gotta get my “$1G almost 2Gs” worth.
Eff Thursday nights for being the best night to out here in Raleigh. I am super tired…
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Eff my damn boss! here i am not taking any days off before the big meeting so that she won’t lose her sh*t only to have her decide that she’s gonna leave at noon on a mf friday!!!! when we have to do A LOT of updates on a 1,000+ page book!!!!
Eff my boss again for scheduling me in a meeting at 2:30 w/o asking me… fool, i know that she knows that i have a lunch date EVERY FRIDAY?!?!?!?
Eff all these damn ppl talking about “happy friday” everytime i heard someone say that i just feel like stabbing them in the face!!!
***aren’t you guys glad you don’t work with me!**
let me go have a few drinks!
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Eff my boss for STILL being in cali “working” and not sending me the things I need to complete my project on time. I’m not trying to wait til you come back in September, then have to work like crazy to finish by the grant deadline.
Eff the air being on in my office when it’s like 65 degrees outside. The cold is not helping my productivity that was already lowered because of my boss’ absence, and my constant refreshing of twitter.
Eff this process for renting an apartment being so long and expensive. I’m so freakin tired of giving away my money!!
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eff my right back tire for bustin’ on the highway last night when i was on the way home from the stu.
- Parkay McPistols
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Eff whoever’s idea it was to give Plax 2 yrs…
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Eff all 75 of these comments! I chose to actually work on Friday and you expect me to read all this ish?
Eff indecisive ppl: “What you wan to eat for lunch?” “Oh I don’t know IM good with anything”
“Subways? Pizza?”
“Whatever you want”
“Decide NINJA!!”
Eff my eye for getting infected and making me look like Paquiao hit me [||]! Damn can I live?
Eff everyone on 3ways when it comes to hip hop discussions! Raising my blood pressure! Cha!
TGIF
Young Es
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eff the wench who came out with my friends and i last weekend for having the audacity to look at me sideways while i was drinking a beer and ask who’s driving me home. b**** do i know you?! do you know my alcohol threshold? sit down and shut the hell up while i consume 4 more drinks and drive myDAMNself home.
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