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Eff Em Friday
Eff those who have a long weekend and eff those are salty about not having one. Lawry’s. Eff our forefathers who wanted freedom, but not for those darker than a powdered wig. Eff those celebrating their freedom, but still ask for Freedom Papers. Eff the Hamptons, the Poconos, the Outer Banks, Hilton Head and any other overpopulated, overcrowded and over-hyped area that everyone and their momma is going to this weekend. But, eff all that bullsh*t. It’s July Effing 4th. Light the fires, put some meat on the BBQ and pour me a drank. Happy Effing Birthday America, you old bitch.
Seattle Washington
Eff the fact that my office building has menopause. One minute it’s colder than a witch’s tit in here and the next it’s having hot flashes. I don’t know whether I’m just sweating or having cold sweats.
Eff having to work over the vacation. No explanation needed here…
Eff the pressure to put a real picture up. I hear ya, but it ain’t happening anytime soon.
Eff AT&T and their dead zones. iCan’t. I’m patiently waiting for the iPhone to be on Verizon.
Eff all the swine merchants. I’ve had no pork on my fork for the past year or so, why the eff do you think I’d like to sacrifice my stomach like a virgin on this random weekend? Eff outta here.
Eff this. I’m going outside. Who’s up next? ::Drops the mic::
Miss Jenkins
Eff Seattle for being late with his child support every month.
Eff the work that will be waiting for me whence I return from the weekend.
Eff the mosquitos plotting on Americans everywhere.
Eff having eyes that are bigger than my stomach.
Eh. I’m all out. Chi-town, I’m on the way. Have a nice cold beverage waiting for me at O’Hare, mmk? Thanks.
Slim Jackson
Eff Tiff for going to the Chi and getting to taste things I won’t be able to taste. Pause.
Eff the crazy amount of work I’ve had lately. I still love my job, but leaving at 7pm is not what’s hot in the streets ever.
Eff waking up in the middle of the night in pain because of a charlie horse. No need to tell me about eating tomatoes, bananas, or anything else that provides potassium. The charlie horse happened and the residual soreness lasted for a couple days. That sh*t sucks. No doubt about it.
Eff having to wake up early to move my car twice a week to avoid parking tickets. I don’t care if that’s the way it is in most parts of NYC. What’s the point of living closer to my job if I can’t sleep in and enjoy it?
Your turn. Get it in.
We Effin Outta Here Until Tuesday,
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff this week for being royally messed up. The whole day I felt like it was Friday. Pretty much forgot it’s a holiday today (in Canada today’s our 4th of July)
Eff the time for passing so slowly like it doen’st know I have somewhere to go next week. Hurry up and come and already. Mini-vacation next week.
Eff credit cards with STOOPID chips that require pins. Like I don’t have a hard enough time remebering the pin for my debit card, cell phone, all my other passwords. Added protection mih rass.
Eff that my week was pretty decent, leaving me with mediocre eff’s..Ah well. Happy 4th of July weekend yah damn yankees. Canada day sucks!
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Happy Effing Birthday America, you old bitch.
^^^iHOLLERED
Eff all the swine merchants. I’ve had no pork on my fork for the past year or so, why the eff do you think I’d like to sacrifice my stomach like a virgin on this random weekend? Eff outta here.
^^^I’ve been off beef for at least 7 years…trust i know how you feel…so Eff those who will have nothing but beef at their BBQs!
Eff having to wake up early to move my car twice a week to avoid parking tickets. I don’t care if that’s the way it is in most parts of NYC. What’s the point of living closer to my job if I can’t sleep in and enjoy it?
^^^That effin sucks!
Eff having to go to the doctor today…my least favorite one…UGH!
Eff this drought!
Eff not having my own effin space! I need this house to be finished STAT!
Eff having to be everything (or at least a lot) to everyone…its getting effin old!
Eff the fact that i’m probably going to have to go to these events this weekend by my-effin-self!
But I’m going to Cali for 2 weeks so hopefully, my frustrations will melt away though the effin drought more than likely won’t! #EFF!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:37 am
oh and Eff the fact that my best friend is on her way to Italy right now & i should be with her! If i wasn’t so effin dedicated to my sorority, i would’ve gone!
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About effin’ time!!!
Eff the pregnant broad who decided that NOW she wants to take Monday off and the DM giving it to her. Pregnant B*tch!
Eff having to work on Saturday until 5, eff that I’m closing at 2.
Eff only being able to go up north to the cabin for a day and half and then come back on Sunday night.
Eff me for being so darn lazy, still haven’t unpacked from Mexico and I gotta pack in a bit for the weekend.
Eff having to wear heels to work and them making me send all kinds of notices to over 500 units…
Eff Dr. J for wanting a notarized letter and picture of me flaunting my pencil skirt #shotsfired
Eff this 114 degree weather and hot a** wind… who told the devil it was ok to blow dry his hair?!
Eff not being able to get a foot massage
Eff not being able to get my sushi and sake bombs
Eff you, eff you, you, you, not you, eff you, eff you, you, you, not you, and YOU.
Eff me for being moody and bratty and for wanting to be spoiled and not being able to
Eff the new office I’ll be at tomorrow
Eff having to revamp it all on my own
Eff my boss for telling me “don’t dress too nice, its not a great place and you’re too pretty” the h*ll?! O_o are you sending me to Lil Compton again!?
Eff hmmmm…. the brain fart I just had! Lol
Ok I’m done.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:44 am
“Eff my boss for telling me “don’t dress too nice, its not a great place and you’re too pretty” the h*ll?! O_o are you sending me to Lil Compton again!?” – At least the boss gave you the heads up
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Eff that b*tch! This place is a dump and I have to literally clean this filth! Just being here sitting at this desk makes me itch!
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Eff gchat and its unreliability
Eff how long my PS3 takes to update
Eff that I have to work both jobs tomorrow
Eff the immense amount of pressure I’m getting to waste $40 to see Do or Die in a packed, stank ass club this weekend.
Eff my drought again.
Eff Seattle’s twittah account
Eff Slim Jackson
Eff that my fairly new addiction to the internets has me talking to my real friends less.
Thank you and good night.
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:39 am
Co-sign on gchat! Eff you gchat!
“Eff that my fairly new addiction to the internets has me talking to my real friends less”
I know how you feel, but is it just me, or does it feel like the people or e-friends you meet online are much more reliable or “better” friends than your real friends? #kanyeshrugs
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 am
I know how you feel, but is it just me, or does it feel like the people or e-friends you meet online are much more reliable or “better” friends than your real friends? #kanyeshrugs
^^^#iAgree
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 am
I definitely agree. I mean, there are those select few real friends that rock and are awesome (like my lurking pal who discovered SBM before me. SMH at her!!) We should all call her out on Twitter and tell her to comment!! lol)
She’s @MDotYamz (I gave her that nickname for good reason lmao)
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:13 pm
i found out through Streetz!
Eff the fact that my gravatar isn’t coming up on here!
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Are you using a different email?
Suki, I think your girl has commented at least once before somewhere.
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Yeah, I know. Lol I’m just picking on her.
she loves it
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 am
$40… for Do or Die?!?
that concert isn’t exactly Jay-z & Eminem at Yankee Stadium.
Its not even like you are from a small town. Old school acts need to charge old school prices
#noinflation
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Thank you! I don’t understand it myself. I don’t need to waste $40 to see an act that hasn’t been relevant in I don’t even know how long. Not to mention that all that will happen is I’ll see a bunch of people I don’t want to see, and a bunch of women who don’t know how to keep their tacos out of sight while semi-famous people are in the room. Uuum, I’ll pass.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:33 pm
“and a bunch of women who don’t know how to keep their tacos out of sight while semi-famous people are in the room. Uuum, I’ll pass.”
no that you mention it….
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Wait I got one more!
Eff this effin broad who just called me to warn me and let me know that she’s gonna call me again and tell me that we can’t hang out any more because of ‘ese’ psycho crazy chola sharpie drawn-in eye brows a** girlfriend who just got out of jail. Like really!? Wow.
#thatisall
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Eff my drought again.
^^^THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! I sooooooooo know how you feel! (Going into month 7 #FML)
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:08 am
Drink some gatorade.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 am
Gee Thanks Slim…i think it will take more than gatorade to quench that thirst (#pause?)…lol
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 am
Slim has a point with the gatorade BUT he forgot to mention that it will make you become THE thirst. It quenches thirst all right ( || )
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
i’m being enveloped by a thirst enough…#deepsigh
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 am
Stop doing this to yourselves lol smh
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:17 pm
what am i doing to myself? this isn’t a choice but i will not lower my standards on who i “sleep” with just for the sake of a good or bad “encounter”! lol
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I’m gonna hook u up. lol We both in BK
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:01 pm
ROTFLMAO! I made the child jump from laughing so loud! this will be #MDML all over again if you do!
I posted my email address buts it TrusteeTesha0304@yahoo.com in case you don’t wanna scroll down, hit me up w/ info!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:18 pm
i hate yahoo names and we’re friends on facebook already
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:21 pm
we are! i wouldn’t know from your handle on here! shoot me a message! i have a gmail but thats for sorority bidness, lol
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it’s JULY 1!!
eff EVERYTHING else.. we gettin in my paperwork.. you hear me immigration!?!?
eff Max..
eff gchat!! let Sane be great!!
eff my calendar for July.. it’s booked..
i take it back, i LOVE that..
eff that i gotta wait 3 weeks for the mansion i’m housesitting.. pool party anyone?!
and that is all…
July-August is gonna be greater than my total year thus far!!!
the tide is shifting… (prays to God that i’m right..)
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 am
addendum:
and EFF my brother for walkin in with friends when he KNOWS how i walk around the house..
“REALLY Jason.. REALLY?!?! a little warning would’ve killed you!?”
eff… Eff… EFF!!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 am
me and Jason need to be friends so that i can see ms. new booty aka big booty judy lol
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streetztalk Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 am
This. lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:18 pm
ROTFLMAO!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 pm
^THIS
Jason sounds like a nice guy. And Nick is a wonderful hostess for ‘entertaining’ company.
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Eff it… I’m so effin h*rny! All thanx to Suki and her blog having me fantasies and day dreaming… In honor of reading her orgasm post for the first time… I wanna get eff’ed hard! Lol
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Sue/Suki/ "@RealTalkSuki" Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:42 am
Ahaha I JUST decided to comment and I see this? I’m honored and purpling. The dark skinned don’t blush. We purple.
My orgasm post really got the point across? Sheesh. I might have to write like that again.
But let me clear my throat. I’m about to eff some stuff hard. ||_(-_-)_|| <—- I'm trying to make that the PAUSE emoticon. Or I'll just stick to pausing stuff.
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:46 am
Purple! #dead.
Yes! You need to definitely write more like that! Really got me pumping! PAUSE.
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Sue/Suki/ "@RealTalkSuki" Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:04 am
Lol what I need to do right now is take myself to bed. Your Friday just started. I’m 3hours deep. O_O
Good night.. well, til 6 hours from now.
Eff being tired!!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 am
At first, i thought you said you are gunna get effed hard and i was going to say eff the fact that you’re bragging but then i re-read the statement so now eff the fact that you aren’t alone! #sobs
And Eff Slim for telling me to drink gatorade! lol
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 am
#tear
Lol eff the fact that the lack of s*x has your reading ish sideways LMAO
Gatorade? Really?! Eff that! Lol
Better yet, have a purple gatorade, I heard they work wonders for a drought! #lushtweet
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:20 pm
iHOLLERED!
My eye sight & mind state is all sorts of effed up due to lack of s*x! It is TURRIBLE!
You get me on the eff the gatorade comment!
I may have to try the purple gatorade!
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:52 pm
LMAO!!!
It is delicious! chambord, vodka, some other ish and pineapple juice, taste just like purple gatorade, hence the name lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:58 pm
if i have that stuff, i’ll make it myself…#certifiedbartender #andimgoodatittoo #pause? lol
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Aight, you’re going wayyyyy too hard in the comments. I’ma need you to slow down.lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm
who? me? *adjusts halo* all i’ve got is this & a baby to watch…#deepsigh lol wanna give me something else to do? #pause lol!
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Lola Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Who?! L my dear… #DEAD!!!!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm
LOL!
Eff having a cold that I had to let “heal” on its own. But I know colds never leave. They always leave a reminder (i.e. random cough, phlegm, etc.)
Eff not having a “buddy”. I dropped him like a bad @ss habit. And deleted his number. So now I can’t hit him up. He has to hit me up. I kinda feel good about it. So I kinda take that eff back.
Eff the fact that starting today til next week Saturday, I’m working 2 PT jobs totaling 60.5 hours. The only day OFF I have is Tuesday BUT I start classes then. And classes are every day. So EFF THAT TOO.
Eff Twitter for putting me in twitjail. It’s my fault though but I won’t take all the blame! Eff you Twittah! (Thanks for that Sane lol)
Eff all my e-wives in the most loving way ever. They make my timeline so positive every single morning
Eff my entire sbm/3way fam on Twitter in another loving way. You guys kind amake my eyes smile. And it’s always hard to make eyes smile.
Eff everything that effable. I’m in a good mood at 3am and sober. Let’s see how this works out 5-6 hours from now.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 am
Eff not having a “buddy”.
^^^For me, eff not having a “buddy” near by! My official “buddy” is in GA (hey, i went to UG in AL & met him in MS…#dontjudgeme he always came through in the clutch back then (#pause?) so eff the fact that he is so far away!
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Eff the fact that this is my Last Holiday in NY & I have to work.
Eff all this packing to uproot my whole life from NY to Cali all for the sack of Dr. in front of my name!!!
Eff finally being true to my Heart & telling Him who I feel!!!
Eff my non Great Sex Life, that is all!!!
@Seattle Washington I am also waiting for the iphone to come to Verizon where there are never any drop zones
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 am
Eff the fact that you have to leave NY cause it is awesome sauce but blessed & safe travels to CA! I wish you a wonderful career, i’m sure you will be super successful!
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 am
Sucks to see you leave a great state. I thought about leaving NY too and going somewhere like MA, NC, SC for grad school but I dunno if I can stand to be away…
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Go to PA & you won’t be far away! I know mad people that come back on weekends & during the week when they don’t have class!
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Eff me for just having to put iOS4 on my iPhone and consequently losing all my notes.
Eff the fact that my entire life was in those notes.
Eff my attempt to restore said lost notes and having to then completely wipe my phone.
Eff the fact that iTunes now “cannot find” my iPhone and therefore will not restore anything on it.
Eff the sorry sucker who picks up my ticket at the Genius Bar this morning if he can’t fix my sh*t.
Eff gchat for standing in the way of my love of Sane and Nick_L_Odeon.
And eff Nick for publicly effing me when she can’t remember why she’s effing me.
Eff my effed-up work week…off Monday, work Tuesday, Wednesday, off Thursday, work Friday.
And eff the two heifers on my team whose last days are today. Not having those lazy heifers under me anymore (pause?) is gonna result in a lot more work and a lot less daytime gchat…until I find two more suckers.
Eff those suckers. They’re in for a world of hurt and don’t even know it.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’m sorry to hear your notes were wiped off when you updates your phone…#JesusandIwept I’d be flipping out too!
Eff apple if they can’t help you out!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 am
i cannot even begin to discuss the amount of ways that you love me…!!!
so with that being said..!
eff you again!!!
you know there was a good reason for it!!!
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Eff this whole fuckin’ week! I got 3 parking tickets AND a boot on my car! I lost my business phone (which a nice gentleman was kind enough to return. Probably because nobody wants a shitty Verizon flip phone). Eff the fact that my steady off again, on again “boo” called it quits on me again! How do I keep getting dumped and I’m not even in a relationship?!
EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 am
parking tickets are the one thing evil enough to make me think there actually might be a Hell….
b/c where else could such a horror come from?
#bloombergisthedevil
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Toni Childs Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 am
“Probably because nobody wants a shitty Verizon flip phone”
Do we work for the same company? I was sure that no other place was handing out flip phones like they were the hotness…and then try to make it better by telling us that we have 100 texts a month too. EFF THAT!
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Eff bi-polar managers that love switching it up on you even when nothing you’ve done has changed.
Eff people who you invited to your wedding who call you up and ask if they can bring another person.
Eff the parents at my hoops game that I reffed last week that dont understand the rules of basketball. Your kid stinks too.
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Eff me for waiting until 9:30 to start twisting my locs. Though, I did finish in record time and probably would have been faster if I wasn’t watching True Blood and talking to my sister.
Eff me for wanting a drink right now. A stiff drink would hit the spot.
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Eff the photographer for being booked this weekend, iCant work with this.
Eff my other relatives for not being like my grandma!! Where are my birthday checks?! I don’t want you to sing to me on my voicemail… I need your money!
Eff me wanting to be utterly ridiculous and spend $400 on a table at the club. I like to sit. Ugh. Whhhyyyyy DC whyyyyyy?!
Eff living so far away from DC. I don’t know what to do Sunday after hotel check out until my dinner at 8. Eff lag time. I can’t go home… too far. I could go to do VA and see a friend. But eff him, he’s annoying.
Eff tryna wrangle ppl into celebrating w/ me b/c apparently I can’t have a birthday at the same time as America. It’s forbidden #nshit. Whomps.
Eff having to come to work for 2 hours. I’m leavin to get my hurrrr did. Eff this project.
Eff needing to have BEEN packed, but ain’t.
& Finally EFF my professor for making me group leader on the week of my birth, & America’s freedom. Eff the fact that he gave me the short week, 48 hours in which to prove myself KNOWING that I have a full time job. Meaning only 10 hours to dedicate myself to schoolwork. EFF HIM.
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Eff Peyso.
Eff the job that didnt hire me.
Eff work, aint no one here today.
Eff what’s his face for hanging out with me yesterday.
Eff what’s his face. Eff him right in the ear.
Eff G4!!! Where is Code Monkeys, man?? Bring it back, bro!!!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 am
I like it when you eff me
#nopause
jk jk
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Capricorn Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I like that you like it. Now shut up and let me eff you again!!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:26 pm
yes maam lol
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EFF my allergies to this cat that I don’t own, and the fact that I cant put it in a shelter bc it will me murked. Damn me for having a heart
EFF the traffic I’ll be sitting in tomorrow heading down to D.C.
EFF the amount of work Ill be dealing with next week
EFF that it isn’t ok to light a fatty at work to ease the pain
EFF all these freakin fire hyrdrants that these damn children keep bustin open (there needs to be year round school for these crumb snatchers)
EFF not being able to find a reliable hair dresser in the Washington Heights/Harlem area (hey ladies, thats an opening for suggestions. Full service salons please)
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EFF my volleyball team. That was the worse team in the league yesterday.. and you lost all three games. If you are going to drag your feet don’t show up. Damn… no effort. I am not even the competitive, but don’t suck ass.
Eff Responsibility. My God son is in town and I have to figure out things to do with a 11 year old. Anybody have any suggestions? I figure I’d take him to the Rucker.
I would eff more but that volleyball game might just ruin my three day wknd.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:24 pm
where do you stay? What are things he’s interested in? I could possibly offer some suggestions #EducationMajor
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I am in Queens next to LAG.
He is staying in Coney Island. So anything in BK is a good idea too
Plz I need help.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I’m in BK…there is the museum off eastern parkway, if he’s a nerd like me…botantic gardens if he likes being outdoors, a cold stone in atlantic terminal if he likes ice cream, south street seaport if he likes ships & being by the water, there is also puma city by there if he likes soccer.
if you want, hit me up via email, if you find out more of his interests TrusteeTesha0304@yahoo.com
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:24 pm
oh yea, there is also chinatown if he likes Chinese food & the culture as well as walking around!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Holla at me on the side Cheekz. If you don’t have the math, Slim does. There may be a few appropriate BBQs and things to do in NYC this weekend.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
you got BBM?
321c79f8
is it risky to give away your pin to the public like that?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 pm
No. & yes. Lol.
I’ll find you on Facebook.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I am not on facebook!
I have been protesting since ’04.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
In my more mischeivous days I would have went on FB and changed my status to “For a good time, BBM 321c79f8″. But I grew up.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I requested your friendship Seattle & i don’t think i was confirmed…#christbrowntears
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Eff waking up at 10am ET. I don’t have wrk til 4pm but damnit, be productive Sue
Eff the fact that glasses get in the way of everything… You KNOW what that means..
Eff being single. I’m happy but I’m not. I don’t even know what holding hands feels like. I hope I remember how to kiss… *purpling*
Eff D _ _ _ _ n cuz he was supposed to be there for me but he’s useless too…
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Eff the fact that you were able to sleep till 10! I was woken up at 8 am to start taking care of the baby & he slept till 9:30!
Eff the fact that i’m sleepy but scared to nap & not hear him when he wakes up!
Eff this babysitting stuff but he’s fam!
Oh and Eff the fact that his nails are so long that it hurts when he digs his fingers into my skin & his grasp is so strong that it feels like he’s finna rip off my finger! #pain
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I don’t really like sleeping in so late. Lol i like sleeping late and waking early.
so you’re right, EFF that!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
LOL! you are a trip! I got to nap but it didn’t feel long enough…Eff!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Eff the fact that glasses get in the way of everything… You KNOW what that means.
Just one more reason I’m thankful I don’t wear glasses. LOL!
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I can’t push myself to get contacts… Ehh…
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Eff being on call from now through Tuesday, which means I have to be within 30 minutes of campus cause my charge is to 1000 minors.
Eff having missed the call from the HR department, and now they are on vacation.
Eff the charlie horse I woke up with yesterday which still hasnt been worked out
Eff that I have been so busy that I haven’t had time to lurk, read, post on my favorite blog sites.
Eff my family for leaving town this weekend
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Eff the hangover I am goin to have Tuesday.
Eff this class that I’m taking. It went to sleep real and woke up to damn hard to be a mother effin summer course.
Eff case briefing.
Eff Tiff & Capricorn & Nick & Sane & Sudoku Suki
Eff yo couch beyotch
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
You better stop teasing Peyso, you know I’m in a drought
Also, I love how you knew that I just perpetually have you on my eff list!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Cop that ticket for me. What’s guuuuuu? lol
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 pm
eff YOU black man…
you see how i don’t “Eff” you.. and my name just types out ya fingertips..
you just couldn’t stay away huh?
i love it…
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
I dont have a problem w/ u effing me but i have a little problem w/ u not effing me – ODB lol
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Eff working out.. it hurts but I need it [||]
Eff holiday weekends that fly by fast!
Eff the Church of Twitter Day Saints, the Social Media Sanctified, and all judgemental hypocrites on the internets!
lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 pm
See you at the battle of the Sparta? I plan to be there to take another #youmad picture! lol
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streetztalk Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
yea ill b there
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:48 pm
you know how much it costs? I’ll be rooting for you!
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Eff twitter. Stays ODing…
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Fail whale is in FULL effect right now!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I know. And my friends don’t have the flexibility I have, so they can’t g-chat off and on all day. Sucks balls on a day like today when I desperately want a distraction.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:48 pm
i’m sorry…eff the fact that you aren’t getting the cooperation you need from g-chat & twitter!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Thanks for understanding my pain. lol.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
no problem! lol
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Eff the fact that the movie channels aren’t playing New Moon yet, Eclipse just came out (and it was Epic), don’t you think people need a refresher?! I’m a #Twilightfan #dontjudgeme!
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Capricorn Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:27 pm
^^knew I liked this chick. #teamjake
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
thank you! But i hate to tell you i’m #TeamEdward but Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is sexy! He’s too much of a baby for me in the books
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Eff me for not having breakfast and my tummy talking to me.
Eff this d*mn office!!! Its sooo disgusting!
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Oh and Eff that d*mn twitter fat a** whale making my time here miserable!!!
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NYC massive whats the movements for the weekend? Sunday we having a bbq in bedstuy. Cholla at me
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I stay in/around Bedstuy! if i’m invited, i’d totally come out!
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Eff people that are getting too comfortable with the jokes. Please don’t let this round face fool you I’m as much as an adult as you. Continue with rude jokes and behavior and I will not hesitate to verbally vaporize without regard as to who might be in the area.
Eff my cousin. I was nice enough to let him use my garage for storage and he move my sh*t where I can’t reach and threw out my step ladder. Uber tall bastard. This means WAR.
Eff the person who warmed up their lunch yesterday. It still smells like pig knuckles and four day old sauerkraut. She don’t even work in this department. Stop stinking up our breakroom raggedy cowdog.
Eff whoever does the hiring for the Immunology department. Somehow they’ve managed to hire all Bostonian with the most annoying accents and even more disturbing and irritating personalities. Ever time I talk to one I have to fight the strongest urge not to drop kick them in their eyebrows.
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T.S. Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 pm
LMFAO @> Eff people that are getting too comfortable with the jokes. Please don’t let this round face fool you I’m as much as an adult as you. Continue with rude jokes and behavior and I will not hesitate to verbally vaporize without regard as to who might be in the area.
GET EM!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I laughed at that and the dropkick to the eye brows. Thee image of a foot hitting an eye brow is hilarious.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Eff my cousin. I was nice enough to let him use my garage for storage and he move my sh*t where I can’t reach and threw out my step ladder. Uber tall bastard. This means WAR.
^^^eff tall people & their inconsiderate ways! #teamshortpeople!
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Eff the drama thats brewing…
Eff so called “friends” that don’t want to be bothered when you have an issue, but expect you to be there for theirs. Ummm NO.
Eff this damn mechanic for not doing his job right the FIRST TIME! Yes, 2wks later and $2,700 down the drain and I STILL don’t have my whip back! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Eff the mood this car issue is giving me.
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Eff so called “friends” that don’t want to be bothered when you have an issue, but expect you to be there for theirs. Ummm NO.
^^^THISSSSSSSSS!
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T.S. Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Lol, passive aggressive, I know!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:26 pm
i know the sentiment, its the story of my life…i’m tryin to deal back what people give now…lol
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Eff me not wearing my rain boots when I went out for lunch. The street was flooded when I got back to my job…
That is all.
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Eff the fact that I just got out the sun helping my mom and little sister clean the garage.
Eff the fact that it was so hot my lil sis and I had to strip down to sports bras and my entire neighborhood saw us. O_O (boobies)
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eff bar tabs. mine was ridic last night.
eff getting to the lab at noon. no hangover but i just feel sluggish.
eff whoever made jack daniels and crown royal taste so good.
eff this 70 pounds of chicken i’m bout to clean for this cookout.
eff this song by the dream that i can’t get out my head.
eff this new old spice commercial for being so funny ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE&feature=player_embedded)
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I died. I was buried. I’m exhumed. I’m keeling over again. #repeat X_X lmao Is your man an Old Spice man? You tell me.
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One more thing…
#Eff a nutrition plan. Im goin in this holiday weekend. *shrug*
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Sudoku/Sookeh Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Atta boy! *high five*?
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Almost forgot…
Eff Uruguay! Let’s go Ghana!!!
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