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Eff Em Friday
Eff the intros. It’s too hot to be doing all that typing. Someone pass me some lemonade. It’s that cool refreshing drink.
Let’s go…
Seattle Washington
Eff all the LeBron hoopla. Like I said yesterday, I’m tired of seeing my city dickride LBJ. Especially now that they didn’t even sign him. Eff all that though. OK Donnie, we’ve got Stoudemire, what’s the next move? Chris Paul?
Eff my LB for sending me this at work and having me crack up for a good 15 minutes as a result. I’m still new man. I can’t start dicking around just yet!
Since we’re on the subject, eff @livelovelibra for sending me this:
I had that song stuck in my head for way too long.
Lastly, eff Sowhatiff’s repeated attempts at getting my hard-earned guap. My lawyer’s too nice. #YouMad? Thanks for putting me on RCLS.
…And I’m out!
Miss Jenkins
Eff Seattle’s front windshield. *picks up brick*
Eff office activities that took up 5 hours out of my day today. How the hell do you people expect me to get any work done? Yes, I said you people.
Eff my landlord for replacing the lone elevator in the building during the hottest month of the year. Now I have to climb 6 flights of stairs in 98 degree heat every day for a month. What about when I gotta do laundry or buy groceries? Damn you.
Slim Jackson
Eff the fact that it’s been over a year since I’ve had the chance to eat conch. Not cooch. Conch. What’s the difference? One doesn’t quiver and go to sleep when I’m done with it.
Your turn!
Love Us, Hate Us, Eff Us,
The 3 Ways Crew
RSS & Twitter
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Eff me for being the first to drop my effs.
Eff this effing heat. 42 degrees at midnight is not what’s hot. Oh well actually it is, but you know what I mean.
Eff Nick and the foolishness she’s about to eff me for.
Eff Sane and the foolishness she’s about to eff me for too.
Eff my boss. Eff him expecting me to do three people’s jobs for one person’s pay. Eff his awkward laugh and eff his goldfish belly poking out of the bottom of his shirts.
Eff random sore throats.
I’m done. Happy effing Friday.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:07 am
And by 42 degrees you mean Celsius. If I didn’t clear this up, you would have gotten side-eyes.lol.
I hope you meant Celsius…
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max Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:17 am
I mean Celsius!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:26 am
I always have to check her too.. then she does the conversion for me.. lol..
then the collective “Ohhh.. now THAT makes sense..!”
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:18 am
I’ve never been eff’d before. Well, not this way. Not anyway recently.
Anywhoo, eff Max. I can’t remember why, but eff her anyway.
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Eff LeBron for taking the easy way out, I had more faith in him
Eff all the d*ckriders that will now all suddenly become Heat fans: where were you during the early Alonzo days, huh?
Eff ESPN for entertain Bron-Bron’s hour long announcement
Eff the fact my health insurance took forever to kick in so I ended up with a root canal instead of a filling!
Eff you Seattle for posting that vid; I haven’t seen it in years and now I’m gonna have it stuck in my head “Everyone!”
Eff this friday cuz it bill paying week smh
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:18 am
The easy way out? Leave that man alone. He’s an professional athlete. His goal is win championships. Would you try to work for a company that sucked and/or had poor potential because of the “challenge”? (Well, maybe in this market, but a job isn’t just a job for him.)
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MadScientist7 Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:27 am
exactly. what you want the man to do? kevin garnett himself? eff that. build your squad and win 5 championships. make a billion. and eff everyone who doesn’t like it.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:28 am
I never understood people who feel like you can’t change favorite teams? Most people I know have a favorite player. Is there not enough room in the Heat stadium for all them? #imjustsaying.
& no I’m not eeeem a Heat/LeBron fan… I rides hard for the Orlando Magic
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:03 am
so_fLY.
no disrespect at all. At all!
But I know no real fan that feels that way. I’m talking about the hardcore, go into a depression when they lose, talk radio listening, can’t even watch a game in the same room as other people, type of fans. You can root for another team while your team is bad, and you can like another player. But you can not change favorite teams. EVER!
If you are a season ticket holder, you can’t just move like LBJ did. You are stuck with those tickets. There are no packer fans that own a purple #4 jersey.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:24 am
I guess I can kinda see where you are going with that. I love sports, but obviously not enough. I mean everything about a team can change… players, management, coaches, sometimes even location (here’s looking at you Ravens) so why the extra fierce loyalty to one team? Aren’t the things I just listed what makes the team? Plus I’m not a huge basketball fan.
Football training camp starts in 14 days! Go Eagles!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:38 am
“Eff LeBron for taking the easy way out, I had more faith in him” – I mean if the easy way is a pay cut, eating humble pie, having tons of people hate you and moving from your home state, I guess I see your point
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CVal Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Look, I miss the days where players stuck it out for a team as long as possible before making that move. Yes, after seven years you don’t have a ring. Yes, you are supposed to be King. But if he really was “King James” he would have put faith that Cleveland would eventually give him the team he needed. Furthermore, if he absolutely had to dip, why would you join the team with dude that embarrassed on ur birthday for the last few years w/ a L? The top 3 have been Kobe, LeBron, and Wade:two of the three got their rings with teams they stuck with. Why LeBron got to be different?
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:29 am
I respect all these points. And I think LBJ should get SOME credit for making such a bold decision. It was very ego-less. And I think history will reflect well on is and this crazy summer.
HOWEVER, I don’t think his choice will lead to him being in the top 5 conversation. I think this team has a chance to go down as a top 5 team. But him being one of the best players ever? Nope.
In order to gain rings he had to sacrifice. Lets not deny the sacrifice.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Damn people. Can’t the man just have his eff ‘ems in peace? lol.
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Eff Seattle for making sure I won’t go to sleep tonight as I entertain myself with that link.
Eff Peyso for lying to me.
Eff my parents for sending my reckless little sister to me. I did not birth no babies!
and eff the thoughts I’ve been having these past couple of days. grrrrr.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:39 am
I had you going though right?
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:51 am
you said we were going to bond over 140 or less characters. It’s not happening and now I can never look at you again.
I hope you are satisfied.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:17 am
The bonding just hasnt started yet, doesnt mean it will never happen. And did i really say that? It sounds like something I would say though.
Why cant you look at me though lol?
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:35 am
I can’t look at you because I can’t trust you anymore!
If you say we will bond sometime in the future though I will put a temporary hold on my eff you….
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Since you now know who I am, trust shouldnt be an issue
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I rescind my eff peyso…. we are back on good terms.
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lmaoooo it’s my first time being effed on eff em friday, thanks Seattle, good effing job! too bad you got my twitter name wrong though…o_0 lol
eff four day work weeks…it almost seems like i had a longer week than normal…ugh…
eff trying to grow my hair out…this process is taking WAY too long…
eff Twitter and all of my timeline for having me cracking up during Lebronapalooza; I swear my head was hurting by the time it was all over…
eff Android for coming out with good phones now for Verizon…idk if I want the X or the Incredible, shameful.
yeah, other than that, it’s been a pretty good effin week…so eff away, fellow effers!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:21 am
Eff me for not double checking. But, it’s fixed now. So eff you for blowing up my spot!
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Oh sorry one more eff and it’s a big one.
Eff the anti-Bosh sentiment cluttering up my Twitter timeline and Facebook newsfeed. You’re making Toronto look extra silly right now with all this “Bosh is a traitor” talk. The team and its GM are mud and we all know it. Let the boy try to be great!
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CVal Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:15 am
I can co-sign this
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Hahaha I’m back with one more eff.
Eff the dude I met tonight who called me a beautiful Black specimen of loveliness. I’m STILL mad about that.
And eff me for not punching him in the throat when I had the chance.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:21 am
is something wrong w/ that? I’m definitely using it
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max Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I’m sure I’d like it if you said it Peyso but when it’s a big (white) gay guy and he’s screaming it for the whole room to hear and following it up by stroking my skin and pronouncing it “golden chocolate” I’m somehow less than charmed.
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Happy Friday!! words cannot describe to excited i am right now..
HOWEVER,
in an unprecedented event i’m “Double effing” Max..
1. for not realizing the window was minimized and fudging up the chat…
2. for her phone dying in the middle of a convo.. we were on the phone for a few hours, so i’m not so upset..
eff the i have to call random people and do sales tomorrow..
eff that i have one more week to go before i get that gig with the money AND the house to myself!
eff that October is so far away..
eff that i can’t confirm the guys.. but that’s cool..
and eff Miami.. it’s gonna be unbearable down here now.. like Memorial Day weekend with the groupies.. (argh)
and that is that.. i would eff the condo.. but the A/C fixed itself by the time i got home..
Have a great weekend!! (can you tell i’m overly happy!?!)
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Eff the fact that i feel like i can relate to that link & the fact that it will be stuck in my head!
Eff this drought!
Eff the fact that i had one of the most emotionally trying days of my life on wednesday & the fact that i felt more lonely than ever!
Eff the fact that i didn’t get any chicken at Peyso’s bbq & eff the fact that my sorors were throwing the ish in my face! (The Macaroni Pie was on point though)!
Eff the fact that one of my sorors was showing out in front of Slim!
Eff the dude that kept pulling my braid on some disrespectful ish, he almost got punched in the face cause i hate when people eff with my hair without my permission!
Eff the fact that Philly Greek was canceled & i wanted to see an old friend of mine and go to Fat Tuesdays (i may need to get on the Fung Wah)!
Eff this drought again!
Eff the fact that i leave for Cali next week tuesday (7 am flight) and i have yet to start packing or getting my ish together!
Eff the thought that i may have no innernet connection while i’m in Cali & won’t be able to read my fav. blogs or tweet!
Eff going to Cali rather broke!
Oh, and eff this drought again (#deepsigh)!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Why you aint get no chicken? And you cant have my recipe for baked macaroni & cheese.
FYI Philly Greek wasnt cancelled, just the pool party.
Hahahaha @ your drought. I’m mean.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
because it was all out by time i got to the back & sorors forced me to go to that stupid kappa bbq in Queens before y’all re-uped! i was pissed! Its cool cause i have my own effin recipe for macaroni pie & its effin awesome!
It wasn’t? i need to tell that to my soror!
Eff you for laughing at my drought! So much for hookin me up, right? lol
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streetztalk Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
7 minutes here…sighhhhhhhhhhhh
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
i know you aren’t saying your drought has been 7 minutes long…#ieffinhatechu!
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Effin Hello. Good Evening. <– Eff that song, been stuck in my head all day…
Eff the wanna be cut buddy for catching feelings… I only gave it up to you twice – 3 months ago! o_O SMDH
Eff me for devouring that In-N-Out burger like it was my last meal.. that animal style was on point tho!
Eff me for.. d*mn it, just eff me on that one…
And that's it, don't really have much to eff cuz I had 2 days off consecutively this week and caught up on my sleep, errands, and signed for my new lux apartment
Oh and Seattle that link was freaking hilarious!!!!
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One more eff..
Eff absolutely drop dead gorgeous individuals who go for the very lesser drop dead gorgeous types.. I just don’t get it… no, I’m not mad, I’m actually happy for this particular individual but I just don’t get the complex.. some one explain this to me
#thatisall
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:25 am
So models are only supposed to date models? lol
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Lola Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Lol not necessarily but I’m talking boutus normal folks… I just don’t get it
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
i don’t get it either…but it makes me laugh if they came #pause after me…if you’re going to Eff up, Eff UP!
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Eff the fact that I haven’t effed in a month … Celibacy is not for me
Eff my boo for fronting on the nana when I went to see him. Convinced he’s gay and that’s that.
Eff me being up this early for work
Eff work
Eff the Oil Spill
Eff the weather for fucking my hair up. Eff my Hair.
Eff me not being able to go to PA this weekend to see friends and attend philly greek.
Eff my job for taking over my life.
Ugghh Eff it
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
ONE MONTH! You’re LUCKY! I’m in effin month SEVEN!
Eff the people putting together Philly Greek & not having their ish together!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I’m on month 5 myself.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Month 6 here…
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Perhaps we need to start a coalition.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I agree… but what would we call it? & would the mission of said coalition be to find suitable chex? I’m just wondering… Lol.
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Yes, the pursuit of suitable chex. Unecessary whackness is not welcome.
How about L.I.P.S.S.
Ladies
In
Pursuit of
Suitable
Sex
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I love it. I motion we approve the coalition!! I’m advertisitng on my twitter right now.
<3 L.I.P.S.S.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
I second that motion! All in favor, say “I”! (yea, i’m bringin Roberts Rules into this!)
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
That is a complete and total #WIN! I’m down!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Well it’s settled then!
The L.I.P.S.S coalition has been founded. Effective 7-9-2010 at 1:02 p.m.
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
*pounds gavel*
S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
New business: I got people wanting to join the coalition and a blogger wanting to help out already… he said he needs them members list though. LMFAO.
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
*raises eyebrow*
This is interesting news you bring to the table S0_Flyy. Tell these women to sign up and we’ll have to do a thorough background check of this blogger….
LMAO!!!! iCan’t
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
ROTFLMAO! Yes, we need to do a background check on this blogger, lol!
This is too funny & i love it!
Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
so **a-hem** where would one fine such a sign up list?
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
*writes*
I have you down Little Miss Sunshine. You are now an active member of L.I.P.S.S. Please notify us if you status changes,lmao
SaneN85 Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Y’all know I need to be a member.
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
*records SaneN85 as a member*
CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
*COUGH*
*COUGH*
I am on day 5. Can I sign up?
I have always been attracted to Lipps.
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
LMAO!!!!
I have to discuss with the other members to see if you’re a qualified potential sponsor of LIPSS
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
day 5 though Cheekz? you are cruel for even saying that! lol!
I guess Cheekz can be a sponsor but the others have to agree, lol
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Basically L. Dejean…I’m not suer Mr. CHeeKz understands the seriousness of our mission.
LMAO
S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Right! 5 days… *le sigh* I can’t wait til I can say it was 5 days ago.
CHeeKZ are you down to take the oath?
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
LaBakir, he really really doesn’t! this isn’t a game! LOL!
Flyy, i’m with you on that…i’m ready for this drought to be over!
streetztalk Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
7 minutes here…sighhhhhhhhhhhh
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
i effin hate chu right now! It is critical right now! lol
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
lmao.
Something tells me Streets saw this conversation while at work, made a booty text, came home from work. Smashed out his SO. Washed his hands, turned on his laptop. And went straight for this thread.
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Preemptive Eff to all the people who are going to have to something to eff about LeBron’s decision. Don’t be like Dan Gilbert – #bitter.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:26 am
well tiff, thanks for bodying about 20 comments.lol.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:47 am
lol. I had too. I’m so tired of people acting like this decision really does something to impact their daily lives. Like he’s cutting checks and ish.
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streetztalk Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Why is is when fans of any genre have an opinion, people bring up real life politics or the whole “daily life” excuse? When you have a opinion on Seattles $$$ he allegedly owes you we dont go HAM do we?! lol…
Mocha u be wilin
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:50 am
I can respect the man’s decision though. That logic is the reason I’m at my new job and many others are at theirs. He’s right, at the end of the day the NBA is a business. This puts him in a great market although he gets a pay cut from the NBA, his other avenues will probably flourish.
It’s a great business move; however, he’s got enough love for the game to take a pay cut and great chance at a chip. That’s the reason athletes should be playing, to win.
You don’t have to like it, but you do have to respect it.
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I have one eff. EFF that GIGANTIC waterbug I saw the other day on my shower curtain. Effing humidity and rain brings them suckers out every now and then. I screamed like Carlton when I saw that sh*t. Hmph.
In other news, I can’t imagine anyone in Ohio has ANYTHING to eff… :/
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Is it wrong that I am jealous of a water bug??
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Cheekie Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
lmao
Love ya, CHeeKZ.
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Eff people on twitter trying to put Kobe’s ego in Lebron’s body.
Eff Knicks fans. Lebron was never going to the Knicks. I told you all this a long time ago. Why are you surprised?
That’s it for me. Happy Friday, y’all!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Is it just me or do you hate NY Errthang?
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:24 am
I love New York! I like talking shyt about their sports teams. Its all fun and games, shits and giggles for me.
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streetztalk Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Yea she does. Shes cool but the NYC hate is a bit much. We used to it though
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I love NYC!!! In fact, I’ll buy a shirt out of the black beauty supply store just to prove it. It shouldn’t be anymore than $2 or $3 down here.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:27 am
But I did tell you BronBron was not going to the Knicks. #justsayin
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 9:57 am
**loads 9 milli** say that one more time…
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:54 am
*stands with shot-gun fully loaded and ready to fire* I SAID I told you Lebron was not going to muthaeffing Knicks. And what?
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RightCoastLexSteele Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
**stands in the middle of you two w/ a lit L** Whoa, whoa, whoa…chhiiilllll….one of y’all wanna hit this? C’mon, wooosah…
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Lola Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Effing RCLS!!! Killed me with this! I’m looking mad suspect laughing in my office all alone LOL
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
N.I.A.
aren’t you an Ohio State Buckeye fan??
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Eff the bullsh*t that is the Oscar Grant verdict!! Can police do what the fcuk they want? We know the answer already right?
Eff ppl hating on LeBron James leaving. Arent there people at work RIGHT NOW who would bounce from their job for more $$$ better work/life and to work with people they actually like?
Eff people complaining about the media circus. We ALL enable LeBron, so stop it!
Eff LeBron for being scared of NYC, however if I had guaranteed (or close to it) rings on deck, I’d make that move too…
Eff Wade, whack as Bosh and LeBron for the collusion of this move over 2 years. They knew this would happen and were making this move early. NYC offered them all to take a paycut to come to NYC and people laughed, yet now they all taking a paycut to goto MIA? Suspect!
Eff the quarterly Styes I get in my right eye that cause it to swell! I dont know why it keeps happening but now Im gonna have to be a super neat freak when it comes to cleaning eyes. Eyelid scrubs, ftswindle -_-
thats it!
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:27 am
yeah double eff that jury for taking the 2nd lightest of options presented.
and eff myself for expecting them to just let the man go.
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Hugh Jazz Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Streets: “Eff the bullsh*t that is the Oscar Grant verdict!! Can police do what the fcuk they want? We know the answer already right?”
Yes, the police can. Eff the police!
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Exactly… eff that the officer got the same sentence Mike Vick did. O_o
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CVal Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:35 am
No eff the jury for real! Did they not see the videos of the shooting? I’m wondering if it was suppressed pre-trial cuz everyone else I know saw a cop shooting a handcuffed man on the ground. And a taser feels WAY different from pistol #imjustsaying
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 11:44 am
I dont eff the cops. I dont eff the jury. Eff the laws. According to the laws, when combined w/ the facts he was only guilty of that crime. The problem here is the law. The laws need to be changed so that when cops do dumb sh*t we can really prosecute them. The laws need to be change to protect ppl w/o guns even if the ppl w/ guns are civil servants
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Eff Seattles HILARIOUS post on the cat. Man…good one.
EFF Slim’s one liner that had my hysterically laughing on the train to the point that I snorted and caused others to laugh at my expense
EFF this weather.
EFF LeBrawny. And how he dick teased New York. No nut for us.
EFF the inner “pimp” in me that continues to try an come back out.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
“EFF LeBrawny. And how he dick teased New York. No nut for us.”
**dead**
“EFF the inner “pimp” in me that continues to try an come back out.”
Don’t end up being a pimp that catches feelings.
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Eff my co-workers for being in space right now. I wish I had a damn door.
Eff my brother for cancelling on me this morning. He asked me earlier this week to go to an after work spot with him. I get somewhat excited and in “go out mode”…and this fool (with good reason) cancels on me.
Eff Jillian Michael’s. I switched up my normal routine and did her ish and I’m slightly sore. It maybe my fault though…
Eff me for not stretching after.
Eff sex. Yup, I’m hating.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:15 am
“Eff sex. Yup, I’m hating.”
Yeah yo. That sh*t is stupid. Word.
**Coughs**
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:21 am
*squints eyes*
Ha ha ha! I’m glad you find my current plight amusing. Your reply was dripping with sarcasm.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
really though? eff sex? i can’t get with that one cause this drought i’m dealing with is effin killer!
LOL Slim!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Hey, I’m just saying. These 5 months crept up on me real quick.
I have nothing nice to say to sex.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I’m in month 7 and its been torture…especially when folks rub their sexual relationships in my effin face…i have nothing nice to say either but i want this drought to be over!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Yeah man…it’s like everybody is boo loving and shit.
This is one hell of a predicament.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
yea, i’m not a fan of folks rubbin the fact that they are boo lovin right now in my face…so eff them!
Eff the on-edge feeling this predicament brings & all the thoughts i have throughout the day! EFF!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
LOL! Word…my mind over matter tactics are losing power.
*scratches arm* I imagine this is what a stint in rehab feels like.
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
my mind lost that power in like month 4! LMAO!
It more than likely is…deprivation & its effects at it’s finest! *head twitch*
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
LMAO!!!
I’m hanging in there girl! I have no choice…I have no resources to *clears throat* help address the issue.
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Keep your head up…the only resources i have are operated via battery or wall socket…not the same…ugh!
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
LMAO!!! My friend brought me one for Christmas…perhaps I should use it.
But as you said..not the same
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! i’ve never had anyone buy me one before…i wouldn’t even know what to say if i unwrapped it and such a toy was looking up at me! lol!
They can’t replace the feel of a man…#deepsigh
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Girl, my friend thought it was hysterical. She bought me baby wipes too.
*dry face*
#iCant
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
i just said “Oh My God” out loud…that is sooooo wrong! my best friends would just get me a gift certificate or money & say its for that purpose!
#sheisbold
LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Yeah, clearly she’s doesn’t give a f*ck!!!
L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
and she’s a mess!!
Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
i’m sorry mama..
i told my girl that when i’m off s*x i don’t think about it.. she was shocked a little bit..
it doesn’t cross my mind..
but when i’m ON IT (literally and figuratively) i can’t come off it..
although if it’s anything like how i feel for ice cream, then i can (and truly can’t) relate..
i’m so sorry….
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I’m usually pretty good Nick…really I am.
*hangs head*
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
So am i…but i wasn’t mentally prepared for this…when i was going back to AL for school, i knew that i was going to be…without but being back in NY, i didn’t know…i thought ish would be different…#deepsigh…i am usually better too…
*goes to sit in the corner*
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Eff the fact that it’s been a hunnid fifty-lem degrees outside alll week and the day I’m sponsoring the company pool party, it wants to thunderstorm! What kind of whackness is that?! Eff you mother nature, eff you.
Eff that I was actually looking forward to going on a dinner date w/ an ex for my birthday. Maybe I was looking forward to the present… Eff me for thinking he was actually going to follow through.
Eff supporting three clients who all seem to want their ish at the same time! Sooooo where were you last week when I had nothing to do?! Now all of you want reports ASAP huh? Eff you, I only have 2 hands.
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Eff that Oscar Grant. Two years ?!?! It might’ve not been premediated but that wasn’t an accident. I call bullsh*t.
Eff the fact that I am now allergic to oranges and that I couldn’t find my epi pen. This doctor’s office looks so much smaller now that I can only see clearly out of one eye. Well at least he has wireless.
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Ladycakes Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 10:26 am
One more eff. Eff this girl who keeps tagging me as her boob on FB. I’m not voting for you please cease.
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Eff insects…more specifically millipedes. Those things are ugly and attacking my house. One reason I’m glad i’m moving in a week.
Eff Slim for posting that link on twitter a couple of days ago. I was appalled yet amused at the same time. lol
Eff packing, I keep on procrastinating. This will all be remedied once I get boxes today.
Eff my landlord who thought it was okay to say, when I told her our washer is broken, that she couldn’t afford to fix it. Well, then I can’t afford to pay rent. Don’t play me! Then after I threatened to terminate our lease (even though it’s up this month), she showed up on Saturday with a brand new washer. Who won now?! lol
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Eff me for deleting an interview for my blog by mistake. An hour’s worth of audio gone.
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Eff that the link is not working now. I already know how hilarious it’ll be if it’s coming from that site.
Eff Aunt Flo and all her c*ck-blocking ways.
Eff Nick, even if I can’t remember why.
That is all.
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Lola Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
“Eff Aunt Flo and all her c*ck-blocking ways.”
LMAO!!! Introduce him to red wings!
- but I know your pain
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
He has no problem at all with the red-wings, it’s me that won’t go there with him. Our situationship is not in that mindframe.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
#TMI
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
really though!! i gotta get effed!?!?
can i LIVE!?
*MUAH!*
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Eff Lebron for not having a bit of class
Eff Cavs owner for acting like a bitch and sending out a public letter to Lebron
Eff The media for buying into the whole “Decision” crap
Eff My kids dad for making me the bad guy on why they can’t go visit him in Phoenix this summer. His ass moved there why would I pay close to $1500 to send the boys there to visit, when he should pay for it.
Eff The chick in the Starbucks drive-thru that messed my coffee up this morning. I don’t taste 3 shots of espresso in here.
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Eff everyone for hating LBJ. I’m missing how what he did was classless? I need an explanation. How does it differ from signing day for college athletes?
Eff that I’m fittin to shoot mofos in paint ball tomorrow. Matter fact no eff here.
Eff that I cant help all the ppl in these droughts lmao
Eff the fact that the knicks dont have a PG
That’s all.
O wait, Eff Nick
Eff Sane & Capricorn & Little Miss Sunshine (even though you partially rescinded your eff) especially Nick
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I don’t think I like being effed.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
This is a first…
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
(insert something witty here) :-O
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
#TWSS
#seewhatyouthoughtiwasntdoingbutiactulaydiddothere
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Eff you for not looking out like you said you would, lol!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
my fault. i was looking out on the grill. We’re thinkin about having a bbq tonight. I’ll hit u if we do
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I want an invite! I’ll bring a bottle,lol!
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
aiight! I’m not going to Philly anymore so i can come through…you have my math & ish! lol! And i’mma come alone so this time, no one is taking away from me having some chicken dangit! lol
LaBakir, if you come through, we’ll discuss L.I.P.S.S. & future trips to Trini spots for roti! lol
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
LMAO! Word!
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
LOL! it would be a good time!
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
“Eff that I cant help all the ppl in these droughts lmao”
So. Much. Word.
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
LMAO!!!
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Word.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
offline convo lol
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Aww shit now,lol
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Really Peyso…
you see i leave you alone and i STILL gotta get effed..
tell the truth.. i put it on ya!
can i LIVE!!
eff yo couch..
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Eff
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Eff Slim for his tweets about Trinidad/Trini food last night. I’ve had calypso and soca playing in my head all effin night!
Eff the fact that they also had me wanting to go to Trinidad right then!
Eff the fact that i didn’t know Slim was into Trini or Haitian food (#shoutout to my fam & our awesome cultures, lol) (but i raged against the machine on eating conch…i had to try it since it was “tradition” but i was young & a rebel)!
Eff the fact that I wanted to dance & have not gotten to!
Eff my drought yet again & Eff peyso for laughing at it…#cmonson & #effyocouch! lol
Eff the fact that i now want a Curry Goat Roti & there isn’t a Trini place near by…only Guyanese…yes, i’m biased, #dontyoudarejudgeme!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Bacanal(spelling?)!!!!!!
I’m a honorary Trini,lol. Trini’s party hard! My girl cousin made the best damn Curry Chicken Roti…and I don’t even care for curry like that…but I tell you I ate that shit for 3 days straight!!!
We went to Carnival in ATL last year and we were high..high high of dey music!!! LOL!!
Hopefully I can hit Miami this year.
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
LOL! Trini’s go hard #pause! My mom taught me how to dance after i learned how to walk! lol!
My mom’s curry is AMAZING…once she made curry duck & it was like a little slice of heaven with each bite…eff the fact that she hasn’t made curry in so long!
Eff going to Miami, just go to Trinidad…land you a Trini man while you’re at it! lol
Eff the fact that i haven’t been to Trinidad since ’96! The eff my parents doing, keeping me away for so long?!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Yes they do go hard!!! My friend’s father was partying with us. Son gotta be AT LEAST 55.
Trinidad is on my vision board…so hopefully it’ll become a reality soon.
Ha! Yeah girl…I need to find me a Winston (I know he was Jamaican…but so what).
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Trini’s are so young at heart, its beautiful! We will forever have a good time till we’re on our death beds!
My fam is planning on going for Carnival 2011, hopefully, i can go…eff the the thought of not being able to!
LOL! Yea, Jamaicans are quite different from us, much more aggressive! lol! But Caribbean men (those with some decent too) are a #win!
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Yes ya’ll are young at heart! B/c Roti by Toti can party like a 18 year old boy!
I need to get on the all with planning that trip too. The island looks beautiful. And yes, them damn Jamaicans are aggressive at shit. #gothatway
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Just awesomeness!
They are beautiful…the waters are gorgeous…u wanna go spend time on the beach and just live…listen to the water & take a swim…bask in the beauty! Eff the fact that i’m not there!
#agreed on the Jamaicans!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
i’m just sayin.. i already have some people comin to Miami in october.. but dang! i think you said you were going on a trip!!
and that “Jamaicans” comment better be about Jamaican men..
matter of fact, i KNOW it is!!!
i can’t even lie.. jamaican men have me sometimes not wanting to claim the island..
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Nah Nick…I have no plans on goings anywheres! Miami would be cool too b/c my friend just moved down there from Orlando.
And yes, Jamaican men…all my Jamaican womens friends are sweet as pie….as long as you don’t test them LMAO
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
yea, def talking about Jamaican men…my Jamaican Homegirls are cool as ish!
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Eff the fact that i just got offered a job and i couldn’t take it cause i’m watching my cousin’s baby! EFFFFFFFFFFF!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
RU watching the baby for the rest of your life?
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
nah…but the job is only for the summer, 9-12 doing ed modules for the summer youth employment
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Eff Britian. That is all.
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Umm, there are wayy too many women complaining about droughts. **puts cloning machine down pants** Here ya go. That should last you for a while.
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
LMAO
No comment
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
You know, there are places/websites you can go to make a, um, lifelike representation of yourself. I had a home boy who was going to do it so I could have a piece of him whenever I hit a dry spell. So, it is possible for you to make a clone if you are so inclined…
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S0_Flyy Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Really?! That is so neat but whacked out at the SAME time…
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LaBakir Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
c/s
that’s some wild shit
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L.Dejean Reply:
July 9th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
ROTFLMAO! Ummm…thank you? LOL
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eff the fact that the cantaloupe is like mush after it defrosts…#ugh!
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Eff my boss for not letting us leave early.
Bish.
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EFF me still being at work at 4:45 b/c the partners have spies who snitch if I leave early….
Eff snitches….do you really get paid enough to make me hate you?
Eff the Solicitor’s Office…..never prepared, afraid to try cases and dragging they feet with my discovery responses!
Eff my clients who get a kick out of asking me if I am a “real” attorney or telling me that I am just working for the State. If that was the case I wouldn’t be swamped preparing for your m’effing trial. how bout you go get a real attorney to represent your repeat offending a**
Eff being this amped on a Friday afternoon:(
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Eff my phone. It died a watery death today.
Eff this iPhone and the fact that I’ve been playing with it since 3pm. I JUST put it down. . .to sync with my iTunes.
Eff my contacts because I didnt save them to my SIM card. Oh well. lol!!
Eff Peyso because he effed me yesterday.
RIP to my Blackjack (yes, the FIRST version); you were a good phone and I loved you.
EFF Apple, Inc. because ya’ll got me AGAIN!!
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