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Eff Em Friday
We almost posted this joint on Wednesday because of all the effing early week stresses. And while we’re at it eff rules, structures and days of the week.
By the way – Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips.
…That had nothing to do with the post, just felt like saying it. Eff you, let me live.
Seattle Washington
Eff me for randomly telling coworkers out I got that Brooklyn Decker, that Claire Danes, that Mandy Moore and whatever other White girl you can think of. Ricky Rozay may be a fake gangster, but he makes some real ignorant inspiring music.
Eff the guilt I feel even though I can’t do much about it. Eff it, I’ll be patiently waiting and silently praying.
Eff the zero gravity I experienced when flying back from a business trip in beautiful Bloomington, Illinois. Hey el capitan, I’m not in the United States Air Force, I didn’t pay for a roller coaster ride and I’d rather not live up to the responsibilities that come with sitting in this here exit row, so keep the ride smooth.
Eff not being able to afford to fly out to Cali to see my friend get married. It’s just too much guap and it’s too early to crack open the nest egg I’ve just started to build up.
Eff women with an inflated sense of themselves. And eff me for involuntarily bursting those bubbles. I’m really not trying to be a dick, but as I’ve heard I don’t have to try very hard. ::Drumroll Crash::
Oh yeah – eff yo’ couch Slim. The old one and the new one.
Slim Jackson
I hope you get pink eye and that you suffer from halitosis when in a room full of beautiful women.
Eff how everyday day this week felt like it was one day later than it actually was. It should be Saturday right now.
Eff waking up and realizing I had no hot water earlier this week. Messed up my whole routine. I still cleansed, but it was just extremely uncomfortable.
Eff the fact that I probably haven’t cooked more than 10 times since I moved to NYC. This has to stop…seriously.
Eff people that can’t be honest and would rather sit on their thoughts and let their life suck rather than take action and turn things around.
Eff this Trojan I found that just expired. Ehh, I don’t wear these things anyway. Every Night Raw.
Just kidding.
Miss Jenkins
Eff flakey people.
Eff Airtran and their system outage yesterday that delayed my trip.
Eff Midas for sticking me for my paper. I have a strong feeling they overcharged me to fix my car. I can’t prove it, but I will not be taking my car there again.
Eff trying to come up with more eff ems. Things are pretty good right now.
Your turn. Go hard or go home and rub one out,
The 3 Ways Crew
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Eff the fact that I’m still up.
Eff last minute goings ons. Especially when I feel you’re trying to pull a fast one on me.
Eff this crook in my neck.
Eff people who stay with individuals who don’t treat them right.
Eff the fact that I may have to drive to a wedding in Long Island. Seriously considering a car service.
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eff the fact that my power’s been out since sunday
eff the sauna that is my humble abode
eff the cold shower due to lack of hot water. slim, i see your one and raise you 3. i hate cold showers they leave me feeling like…eck.
eff the neighbors the husband can’t say hi without looking around to make sure no body will rat him out to his wife. i don’t want him, ma, believe that!
eff the vertigo which kept me hostage in this sauna for 3 days
eff how long it’s taking for this place to cool off, my power just came back! [picture me doing a little boogie - ohh that's right ya'll don't know me...yet]
reformed lurker
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Eff that everything happens in threes #noshotsat3ways
Eff wanting your cake and eating it too
Eff my bank… those bastids
Eff me forgetting my phone charger on tuesday and not having a phone for over 24 hours… sh*t was relaxing tho not mad at that
Eff tuesday night for it turning into a huge freaking house party
Eff waking up on wednesday morning still completely wasted #NoMoreMixingLiquor
Eff cutie-patuties phone…
Eff my internet being completely down yesterday
Eff marks…
Eff my dogs food, that ish stinks up my entire kitchen #notagoodlook/smell
Eff this stress, seriously, what the fcuk!
Eff my busted chair at my office, has my gluteus maximus hurting all day. pause.
And eff the MVD… all because I lost my stupid ID
ahhhh I think I feel better.. been wanting to eff since like Monday…
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Eff me for wearing my panties inside out… twice this week.. #TMI but that’s how bad stress had me
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 10:03 am
at least you didnt wear a thong backwards …
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Eff this stomach disaster from something I ate at a “safe” restaurant yesterday
Eff not knowing what to do about it
Eff cliques
Eff expensive internet
Eff me almost spraining my ankle on the sidewalk in Addis Ababa
Eff the Mafia known as Perkins, Stafford and Sallie Mae
The end. Enjoy your weekends
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jenjen Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:41 am
Usually a lurker ..but le’sigh, not tonight. i need to EFF!
eff having a facebook creeper who inserts my profile information into real life conversations with me to make it seem like we have much in common…..#cant fool me
eff being too broke to watch inception this week
eff my bank account!..
eff watching young relatives grow up and…have lives! smh I wish I could freeze them in time
eff this beast growling in my stomach..
eff Airtran and their “condensation” leaking on my thighs during my flight
eff being an insomniac…#Ijustwannasleep
…..ahh this was nice :}
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LaBakir Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 8:53 am
Can we join forces and off Sallie Mae? I hate her the most
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I’m In…let me know when the hit will be!
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Eff my best friend for hugging me while drenched in Chlorine…three times…eff the fact that i had to full on wash my hair cause she got some in my hair…(#shoutout to V05 for coming through in the clench…its all i have right now)!
Eff mother nature & her bad timing!
Eff Delta airlines for that bogus a$$ email they sent me and the sorry $50 travel voucher…what is that REALLY going to effin do?
Eff the fact that a certain someone has been brought up at least twice this week…i don’t appreciate that!
Eff the fact that the Cali sun effed up my skin!
Eff the fact that I’m getting tired of smiling in people’s faces (that goes for on the innernet too)…I wanna say “eff your couch” but I don’t wanna burn bridges so i have to grin & deal with it.
Eff the fact that I want to go to ATL so bad but have NO money for that trip.
Eff all the lessons life is trying to teach me right now.
Eff the fact that I can’t buy See’s Candy on the east coast…that ish is orgasmic! Eff the fact that I have a limited supply!
Eff my drought but going into month 8, i don’t feel as antsy but I’m wondering how long that will last.
Eff the fact that I want to get some new reading material but have NO EFFIN MONEY! Being broke is the pits! #deepsigh
I think that is all for now!
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LoudPen Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:16 am
Hit the library up for free reading material!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I know i can go to the library but I actually like to own my own books…there is just something about buying the book & having it at my disposal that makes me happy & tingly all over, lol!
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oh yea, eff how crowded this apartment has gotten again…i need my own effin space where no children dwell (i love kids but not having to live w/ them right now)
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Eff Comcast for making me live without cable and internet for 3 days!
Eff my boss for not opening up her calendar yet for me to access yet after 2 requests.
Eff the Dallas Cowboys
Eff 1 week anniversaries for getting married, ill give her something when we reach 1 year.
Eff society b/c we as a whole are way too caught up with everyone else instead of worrying about our damn selves!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:40 am
LOL @ “Eff 1 week anniversaries for getting married, ill give her something when we reach 1 year.”
Congrats again man.
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intellectual hedonist Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 10:06 am
“Eff 1 week anniversaries for getting married, ill give her something when we reach 1 year.”
Congratulations!!!!
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Eff this freaking dump truck that has a sign on the back that says “Keep a distance of 50 feet” who then proceeds to cut me off to exit, hits a freakin pothole releasing these freakin rocks and pebbles, one of which then have the NERVE to (POW) hit my muhfreakin windshield and cracks the b*tch! Can we say we are seriously perturbed right about now?!! I’m not happy…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:29 am
I’m guessing your hubby will be giving you a foot rub today.
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Mrs Smiley Face Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
…or something *wink-wink*
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A ton of my own stress has been relieved just reading about the shit you guys are dealing with!
Like they say…until you’ve walked in another man shoes, check the imperfections in your OWN!
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Seattle,
Find someone with a JetBlue buddy pass and fly into Long Beach. Always seats going and coming. No Pause. Make it happen no excuses.
Eff JetBlue buddy pases tho. Almost had a brother stuck in LV for 2 days!
Eff not knowing that JB only flies to 2 places from LAS airport
Eff the aborted landing in LV. If you touch the ground, we STAY THERE!!!
Eff Air Canada and phantom “weather issues” to delay me 3 hours and make me miss events.
Eff extreme temperature shifts.
Eff people who delay work and make the rest of us suffer (meaning ME!!)
Eff Miss Jenkins for not having her share of the mortgage this month. U know you get paid today heffa!
Salud n sh*
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LaBakir Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:24 am
JetBlue buddy passes are no bueno…always some crap goings on.
I’m supposed to be flying out of Cali today. My friend hit me w/ the beatbox…some excuse about the pass. Talmbout I’ll have for tomorrow *dry face*. I don’t want to spend all Saturday up in Newark Airport!!!
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streetztalk Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Word up! Have you living in the airport!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:06 am
^This^ is not making me want to try that out. Lol.
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LaBakir Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:09 am
LMAO!!! Real talk!
@Seattle…it may not be too bad…just be prepared dude
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:41 am
I just made it to Atlanta on a Airtran buddy pass. No issues this way. We’ll see how the trip back goes.
And streetz, you know I’m hood rich. I ball out first.
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Eff me for not coming to holla at my Three Ways Fam in forever! Maybe my Pen isn’t as Loud as I thought.
Eff me for trying to start a social media consulting business, running two blogs, working for an online mag, and applying for school.
Eff me for not promoting myself to win a Black weblog award. I’m actually experienced & somewhat qualified but I don’t have the time and the banner looks awful on my blog.
Eff me for liking the same negro since October of last year. Maybe if he came and effed me this wouldn’t be a problem.
Eff whack dudes named John, Johnnie, Jonathan and anything similar to that. These guys have some type of deep seated emotional issues that cause them to display bitchassness.
Eff immature family members.
Eff young ppl who think they know everything but they were only born in 1988 and after, what the EFF do YOU know?! SMH.
Eff bills. Didn’t I just pay you m-effers last month?!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:31 am
You just reminded me of something….
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Hey boo!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Eff immature family members.
Eff young ppl who think they know everything but they were only born in 1988 and after, what the EFF do YOU know?! SMH.
^^^^Co-EFFIN-Sign on these two!
Glad you’ve come back…you’re hella effin busy!
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Eff folks that read everyday, but didn’t take the time to vote for us in any category in the Black Weblog Awards. There were 2 specific posts on voting, plus numerous posts with a reminder at the top, plus the banner in the top right. However, if you did vote…much love.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Take it down a notch, Thugnificent.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I’m taking this out of your check.
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SaneN85 Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Tell ‘em why you mad, son!
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L. Dejean Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I did my part now make sure you let us know when the final ballots are out!
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EFF needing a new Crackberry but without funds to get one.
EFF dropping my phone so many time the lil sucka doesn’t even ring anymore. I mean like at all…barely vibrates even.
EFF being clumsy.
EFF wanting a sugar daddy.
EFF not want to DO anything with said sugar daddy.
EFF college football taking forever to start!!
EFF being ready for the college football season and my team is, probably going to suck anyway.
EFF the fact that I like Kelis’ new album as much as I do.
And EFF cheap nail polish!
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Hmmmm…
eff my boyfriend for being in Colorado for work all week.
eff not being able to eff him due to this celibacy experiment.
eff the automatic toilet for sucking up my blackberry
eff this summer cold
eff Congress for trying to stretch votes til Saturday. That Saturday belongs to meeeeeee.
and eff myself for reading these law school blogs and scaring myself
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Thank GOD it’s Friday..
Eff my girl for wanting to drive to the Dave Matthews Concert 4 1/2 hours before it starts!!
Eff the sun.. BISH, lemme ALONE!
Eff people that run “companies” yet NOTHING about them is professional or has them lined up for success. Don’t call me..
Eff the writer’s block that hit me last night that resulted in a late post this morning. I MUST be better!
Eff not being ready for the beach.
Eff me losing booty when I lose weight. REALLY!? That’s not nice! I LOVE this size!
EFF WORDPRESS!!! (i didn’t know i needed a degree to know how to work you..)
Eff not having ANY in town friends so they can take advantage of the pool I’ll have next week.
Eff wanting to celebrate my birthday with people. But it never happens.
that’s it…
Eff on EVERYONE’s COUCH!!
I love you folks….
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eff my sensitive skin. How can I be born in a tropical region and not be able to tolerate sun or heat
that’s all I got people. My life is good
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
You better travel around in a UV-resistant bubble.lol.
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Eff, no anal eff the floods and sewer backup that left four feet of yuck water in my FINSISHED basement resulting in it being gutted completly.
Eff said flood for effing up my funance and hot water heater, deep freezer, washer and dryer, daughters clothes, my work clothes and shoes, winter coats, linens, winter comfortors and over all my life for this past week!
Eff Wisconsin gub’ner for draggin his ass declaring Wisconsin a disaster area
Eff American Family-just double penetrate eff them
And I’ll be effing my hubs for taking the helm and handling this cuz I wasnt up for it.
Whew…that was effing GREAT (runs fingers thru hair) anybody got a cigarette?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Sewage in the basement is literally a hot mass…and pretty effin gross. No cigs here, but I know someone who may have something better.lol.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, LLC, Dark as the Night that covers me Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:12 am
**cough cough** Here, try this sh*t **cough cough cough**
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h0tscott Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:29 am
***accepts whats being passed her way singing, “I got five on it” #Breed
Good Eff, Good chief, Good grief!
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h0tscott Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I went thur 3 gallons of bleach the next day and have been doing about a gallon a day soaking the walls and floors. Its horrible!
Trust there’ll be some puff puff giving with that! lol
*And eff my job for making us take a CBT on the new goal setting procedure…narrated by Dr.Bore EmTaDeath.. New goal-get thru this training!
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Hi!!! this is good stuff!!!:)
YES! EFF Sallie Mea with no Vaseline!
eff Chicago weather winter is like a month away ugh…
eff that dumb a** oil spill to close to Lake Michigan
eff needing a new Trans for the whip
eff P90x but Im still doing it
eff being a s*x addict
eff that I don’t have anymore weddings lined up for the rest of the summer
eff my friend for not kicking it like we used to
I think that’s it… Deuces!
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h0tscott Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 11:17 am
NewGirl-I was thinking that same thing about Milwaukees winter! lol Hopefully my furnace is in place and things are back to normal by then.
After the sewers backed up here oil aint the only thing in Lake Michigan.
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Eff ef college tours and their website coming up with errors. I want a chance to win a free trip!
Eff wanting a getaway when I can’t even go anywhere since summer is almost over. =/
Eff this work computer because it may be the reason for all the errors.
Eff just sitting in the back, dark corner of the office. It’s lonely here and I want sunshine.
Eff stressing about my last year of undergrad and it hasn’t even started yet.
Eff actually liking this guy back, because I don’t appreciate all the emotions that go along with it.
Eff me for thinking things may not work out with him based on past experiences.
Eff the viscious cycle of wanting that getaway because of those thoughts and ish…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
July 30th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I used to place IT people at EF Tours.lol. They need help.
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I have nothing to really eff cause I got a promotion and a raise #fistpump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBPcoI4OE9Y. Happy Friday guys.
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Eff the fact that my mom is having this sorry a$$ dude stay here…why won’t he just DISAPPEAR?!
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Eff the fact that summer doesnt really feel like summer
Eff the fact the Evo still sold out
Eff all the negative ppl in the world (im like Diddy im positive) *take that take that
Eff myself for going to see “dinner for schmucks tonight”
Eff the work week for not being shorter
That is all.
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