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Eff Em Friday
Eff all the musings and fan fare. Summer’s almost over, we have no time to waste. Fist pump like you’re holding up the ceiling and rock out with your (proverbial) cocks out. Hit the gym, get that tan and rock the fliest gear to wherever you go. GTL for life. …Oh and eff you if you don’t watch Jersey Shore.
Seattle Washington
Eff all the miscellaneous things I can’t specifically eff on the web. But you know what you are and you’re on the list.
Eff a buddy pass.
Eff weddings and how much they cost. …My bad Doctor S. Congrats again by the way. Let me rephrase.
Eff weddings and how much they cost the attendees. I’m still debating whether I should crack open the piggy bank for a plane ticket, some gear and a gift. I know one thing for sure – come winter time I’m not doing anything but watching my savings account grow.
Speaking of that, eff the summer for being almost over. It’s going to be an action packed August.
Eff Twitter for deleting all my old follower requests. I’m very happy I can accept new followers, but it’s effed up I can’t accept the people that have been on hold for the past three months. Douches.
The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, X-Type
Eff Shaq. It’s been hard watching you whore yourself out since your last ‘chip run, but this last move takes the cake. This is definitely the low point of your career. You’d have been better off signing with the L.A. Sparks. Throw Brandy’s lace front back on and tell everyone you’re Lisa Leslie’s BIG sister. You’re on the SOS list, bruh.
Eff Jos. A. Bank. Why is it that you never have the “Buy 1 shirt, get 9 free and night with Mrs. Bank” sales when I f*ckin’ get paid? Help me help you, damn it.
Eff all the rain that won’t let me finish this yardwork. Now my lawn looks like the crotch of woman that tried shaving while drunk…it’s unevenly trimmed, unreasonably wet and smells kinda funny. Hopefully no one really pays attention. #that’swhatshesaid
Eff the nutjobs that are contemplating repealing the 14th amendment.
Miss Jenkins
Eff summer colds. This ish is wack.
Eff hypocrites and all they pretend to stand for.
Eff the bad ass drivers that run the roads in Atlanta. I have never seen anything like it.
Eff til you can’t no mo’,
The Three Ways Crew
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eff living in a city without my crew or fam nearby
eff crazy thunderstorms that threaten my power supply
eff threeways… for me living for fridays to eff everything else. i kid i kid
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Eff diabetes and all of the health issues that come alone with it.
Eff my old man for not taking better care of himself, but thank God he’s out of the hospital. #loveyouBaba
Eff the co-worker who took my former co-workers headphones off her desk. I’m supposed to be taking her the things she left behind when she got laid off, and you’re trying to take her shit. And I know you got them, and I will remove them from your desk this weekend.
Eff summer storms. First, it looked like a UFO light shining in my windows last night(Wed) with all the lightening, then this afternoon(Thursday), more storms. What’s the deal Mother Nature?
Eff the summer. I’m ready for Autumn, and all of the wonderful fall clothes, shoes, and accessories. Not to mention the greatest Homecoming of all time. #SpelHouse!!
Eff it all!! I feel good, I’m blessed, God is good. And to those going through some tough stuff, I’ll definitely keep you all in my prayers. Happy Friday!!
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The New Girl Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 1:12 am
lol Git them headphones Girl! She knew those were yours…lmao
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Eff all the rain that won’t let me finish this yardwork. Now my lawn looks like the crotch of woman that tried shaving while drunk…it’s unevenly trimmed, unreasonably wet and smells kinda funny.
^^^^This made me laugh so hard!
Eff people who go in the hot a$$ train stations smelling rank…soap & water does not hurt my friends. I had to go to a job interview with that smell in my thoughts.
Eff people who complain about pay on a job that will help them gain experience. Yes, it’s not much but you gain EXPERIENCE in an area that you have NONE in!
Eff the fact that i’ve been broke most of this summer so i haven’t gotten to have as much fun as i wanted to!
Eff the fact that the two people i know getting married & am in their weddings but they have given me NO updates!
Eff the fact that i don’t know if i will be able to get a date for them (i might but not sure).
I don’t watch Jersey Shore but i have enough TV obsessions right now, so eff it! (Weeds new season is about to start back up…NO ONE will get in between me and my show…unless class holds me back…EFF).
Eff the fact that school starts back on September 2nd…an effin Thursday and i have my 6:20 pm class that night! FML!
Eff my drought…those “feelings” have been returning…i’ve been doing so well too!
Eff that i wanted to get my nails done today but slept too late…gotta crank that alarm clock, i will NOT get caught in the clusterf*ck that will be a nail salon in the afternoon…in BROOKLYN!
And Eff the fact i may see someone this weekend that I really don’t want to see but i gotta have a life too, right?
I hope everyone has a good effin weekend!
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fixedwater Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
^^^ love WEEDs I can’t wait. oh and eff Jersey Shore, I like my brain cells.
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Eff effing flaking as* b*tches… I abhor you with soooo much passion! This is effing bullsh*t! Ugh I need grown as* mature female friends not these b*tches… eff you!
Eff my apartment complex for trying to make me stay another month with their swindle and backfiring on them.. eff you white b*tch
Eff Lil Compton… every time I’m there I feel the need to have a stiff one right after work. NO Pause.
Eff flaky as* people man! Now NO one conveniently won’t answer their phone? F*ck out here with the ish!
I’m out!!!
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Eff abhor I effing HATE flakers with a passion…
#ImDoneNow
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Eff having this song stuck in my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE6jh2lxOIY
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Eff school starting a day before my B-Day…but Im still excited
Eff iTunes for making me buy the whole album for one song.
Eff bad marriages
Eff finding out my bff has a felony on his record for some dumb ish
Eff not having a budget for a new hair cut RIGHT now!
thatisall!
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Eff afternoon surgeries with no food or drink after midnight the night before! Eff hunger at this time of morning! Eff this pain I’m going thru! Eff this day ppl
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Eff All this packin I still have to do b4 i move to Cali on wed!!
Eff feelin like I didnt do everything I needed to do in my last days in New York/NYC!!!
Eff Not tellin Him sooner that I Love Him…Now wat can we Really do!!!
Eff me moving my whole life to Cali away from my family but its all to be a Doctor(a Forensic Psychologist to be exact)..so its for a good cause!!!
Eff some other things too!!!
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 3:06 am
Traveling mercies on your trip to Cali & many blessings on your life/career journey!
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Mz Good Heart Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Thank you!!!
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
You welcome!
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Oh! Happy Friday.. (now let’s get to it)
EFF having to take an immigration physical that costs $350
EFF having to take a tetanus shot.. TETANUS!? dat nuh even mek sense..
EFF the fact that HIV/AIDS testing isn’t required by the US anymore for incoming immigrants.. yet ANOTHER reason for me to keep my legs closed (and crossed!) #FullBloodwork #StopDiMadness
EFF my having to go and clean a house on my birthday.. I don’t wanna wake up early, but I gotta make dat bread..
EFF that I didn’t take advantage of the sexee house like I should’ve.. I only went swimming one day. I brought 3 bikinis..
EFF not getting a good night’s sleep because my hair was in curlers.. (Yeah, i said it.. i’m old school)
EFF my ex that forgot my birthday EVERY year we were together. So now my birthday is no big deal because I’m desensitized.
And EFF the idiots at the marketing firm that had the audacity (of hope) that I would come in and work for free.. ya’ll are not the Bread Bank.. Get outta here with that! I don’t need experience in a field I don’t wanna work in…
That is all…. Have a great effin weekend!
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Eff the spellcheck on the iPhone for changing what is right and not changing what is wrong….got me looking ignorant
Eff my sister for “borrowing” my car fund money & then telling me to borrow it from her husband when I ask for it back….foh
Eff coach for coming out with a wallet I am in love with but charging $198 for it…I can get a purse for that
Eff ignorant people who refuse to believe that this is my natural hair texture and constantly ask what I do as if one day my story is going to change. No it isn’t a texturizer, an s-curl, gel or anything else. It’s genetics & water b. I apologize that you have that amistad give us free ish on your head.
Eff my crush. I have been in love with since 04 and you really holla at ne like I am one of the fellas. I don’t wanna be your homie, I wanna be your wife ?
Eff coach again for telling me you won’t fix my favorite bag & that you don’t even make the bag anymore for me to get a replacement.
Eff waterbugs for breaking into my house because of the storm & then scaring the ish out of me first thing in the am. I am not the Orkin man
Eff Dunkin Donuts for advertising the new bagel twists and then not having any when I decide to try it this morning.
Eff taxes you ruin payday
Eff having to do jail visits and being out of sanitizing wipes for the telephones….now my face is gonna breakout
Eff this Atlanta heat! I am sick of having to dry clean every suit after one wear solely because I sweat like a Hebrew slave simply walking to & from my car.
Eff the chick at my office for constantly rocking fake designer purses. Boo your logos are all different shapes & sizes. You are a junior partner…unacceptable
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S0_Flyy Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 9:30 am
LMAO @ got me looking ignorant…
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EFF work!
EFF working!
EFF being worked.
EFF any word or phrase that has work in it.
EFF not meeting my target numbers!!
EFF me wanting a hurricane to hit so I can meet said target numbers.
EFF that, don’t judge me!
EFF being down and out.
EFF still not seeing Salt yet.
EFF Tequila.
EFF wear clothes when the thermometer outside is stuck on hell!
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 11:53 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….this Eff’em outshined the whole Three Ways Gang this week….
LMAO…LOL @ “the thermometer outside is stuck on hell!”
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Oh how I love thee eff em Friday…
Eff my favorite Korean beauty supply around the way for not having any 14″ remy… in any brand!! No heffer, I don’t want 18″ of weave to my @ss. You are blowing my lifespace.
Eff having to travel an hr to the next Korean beauty supply this afternoon. Eff that the other beauty supply stores don’t have black americans workin their so I can get the full details on the weave. I only speak very basic Korean, the characteristics of weave is not included.
Eff trying to pack my stuff my old house/decorate my new house all at once. I wanted to paint & crap before moving in the furniture but I’m so indecisive on colors, etc. And trying to find a bedspread/duvet/coverlet that I like = ridiculous.
Eff the whole bed-in-a-bag, duvet, coverlet scheme the textile industry is runnin on us… what the hell is the difference btwn a duvet and a coverlet. & why do I feel I’ll be judged if I buy a bed in a bag…
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Eff light skin nation. A kneegrow done got burned on the right side of my baahhhdaay. BUt I’m in MIAMEEE BEYOTCHES
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Eff American Family Insurance adjustor for ask me did I hire a professional cleaning company because he couldn’t tell their was a flood, nor was there any smell…Really a$$wipe, really? 2 weeks later you’re expecting to smell the stench of sewage? Was I supposed to let the mold and fungus grow as proof? Who can live like that? I wasnt living in filth and funk before, had no plans on living like that after the fact. I took my butt down there and bleached walls and floors 2x a day everyday and 3x on the weekends.In my Ms Sophia voice, “Hell Naaww, I ain’t hired no cleaning company! I had a furnace and hot water heater to buy!” Ol Punk a$$ scallywag
Eff my 18 year old daughter for always needing something! Ain’t you grown yet? Geesh
Eff my 14 year old son for being out of town at baseball camp and not bothering to call his momma. Thats ok, we’ll see who get the next splinter out of his finger
Eff PMS and the cycle that follows cuz then i cant EFF
Eff bills and the brokeness they bring
Eff the fair for being in town on an off week. How the hell am i supposed to cop my “as seen to tv” goods for the low with limited funds?
Eff it.
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Eff my coworkers who are quitting out of left field and not having to worry about the bull anymore. The Jealous Ones Envy!
Eff Europeans and their long ass vacations and time zone differences. Eff the fact I have serious questions for my client and they have been on vacay since the World Cup!
Eff this one company’s interview process taking sooooo long because of a 2nd round interviewers being from overseas on vacay(please see the Eff before)
Hatin’ on Euros vacays since 2006,
-BBW
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Eff the bad ass drivers that run the roads in Atlanta. I have never seen anything like it.
Seriously….
Eff new people in important positions. So the person I was working with went on vacation and they stuck me with the “new guy.” Within 5 seconds, I knew he was clueless. Now I have to back track over all the stuff that was taken care of a month ago. *Not amused face*
Eff this humidity. It’s only 97, why must it feel like its 127?
Eff this co-worker… Chick, I was being nice and offering you all some orange juice. How are you gonna give me a hard time? Wack. All you had to was say “No” or “Thank You” or Both. Extra lip movement was not necessary…
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Eff the old man who started groping me on the bus this morning. Look here walking diphtheria hands off the bumper or you’ll be conducting your own prostate exam daily.
Eff the co-worker who keeps calling me Jamaican when the Trini flag sits on my desk. World traveler my a$$.
Eff my cousin who took my new shoes ones I hadn’t even worn and ruined them and then pretended she didn’t borrow them.
Eff Plies just because. Okay I’m done.
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Eff me for buying that second book…i should’ve kept back that money for my nails…#baddecision
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Eff me for having to go back to the strip club to get my battery for my camera… day time + strip clubs + lunch hour = me not coming back to work lol
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Haven’t effed in a while…this is long over do
Having a bad day so eff that
Eff 3 of my dates that got cancelled this week
Eff my work day today. Too hectic n now I have a headache
Eff my friends in town who cnt ask other ppl for shit, they only wnna ask me and I’m pretty accessible to help but today I was jus too caught up in work. Wish they woulda left me alone
Eff me for still loving my ex
Eff the mta
Eff me not being able to nap today and eff my empty stomach
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
#co-sign on the Eff the mta!
They are wildin out! Seriously!
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Long over due*
Eff typos
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Usually a lurker but this week has been awful.
Eff these cramps that forced me to leave work early today.
Eff the coworker that had jokes when I had to leave. B!tch you look like a pirhanna mixed w/ a cow, stfu.
Eff this VA heat. I got my natural hair straightened and this humidity is effin with it.
And eff it that I didn’t get the job I applied for. I hope they get stuck w/ an effing loser.
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been a while, but EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! just needed to let that out
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
August 6th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
miss you sweet stuff…
hope you are being safe wherever you find your awesome self this summer.
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Eff Laurence Fishburn’s daughter
Signed Brian Pumper.
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Hey all, I got turned on to this blog from SBM and I love eff em fridays… Here goes…
Eff fathers who bring weed into my new car. Can’t have s*it without haters trying eff ur s*it up, on day 3
Eff said father for not even calling to try and patch things up
Eff said father again not calling to say happy 25th b-day b*tch! or nothing
Eff all the peeps who are going to judge me and think that I’m bitter with daddy issues. Only God can judge, goh.
Eff finally deciding to make a major move to another state and having friends say, that not smart, its so impulsive, I can’t handle this. #hatersagain
That is all for now.
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