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Eff Em Friday
It’s Friday the effing 13th. Eff Jason, Freddy’s better.
Seattle Washington
Eff not being able to get a dog right now. I had one all lined up and in true shittay fashion complications arose. And my new travel schedule ain’t helping the cause. Another time I guess.
Eff feeling like a little kid that didn’t get anything he wanted on Christmas. I’m a grown ass man!
Eff this fog I’m wandering through after flying to the Chi and back in 24 hours. I’m all types of messed up right now. My bed and I are going to get real close tonight.
Eff not getting enough sleep and then waking up to run 5 miles.
Eff my running partner’s knee for going out on her. I’m now training and running this half marathon solo.
Eff being crazy enough to pay money to jump out of a perfectly good plane. Yep. I’m going skydiving tomorrow. I’ll holla at you guys when I’m back on the ground.
Who’s up next?!
Miss Jenkins
Eff vodka.
Eff this persistent summer cold. Go the eff away.
Eff the fact that my summer of chillin and doing as I please is coming to an end.
Eff Seattle and his good hair.
#thatisall
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Wow…um…this is my first one. I try to be a nice guy, I really do.
Eff companies who don’t hire me. I guess that makes all of them. I’m smart, Black, non-threatening. WTF?!
Eff companies who interview you then take 3 weeks to say no. I’m sure you knew when I left, could have saved me a lot of drama.
Eff the fact that it’s really easy to gain weight and hard to lose it. I feel like God could have made Eclairs and pizza negative calories somehow.
Eff Southwest Airlines for leaving my bag outside in a thunderstorm. I watched my leather shoes get ruined from the tarmac. Yes bags fly free, but I got what I paid for.
Well I feel better now. Eff you though.
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Sukez Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Joe, eff all dem hoes. Want an e-hug?
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Hi I'm Joe Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Sure! lol
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Effin Friday the 13th…
Eff the b*tch from yesterday for trying to make me feel guilty about kicking her out with her baby and for trying to d*mn my unborn child in my future… its YOUR fault youre in this predicament.
Eff the dumb broad for telling me I cant move into my new place until after 4pm… its effin AZ you dumb broad… and tomorrow its gonna be 114 degrees! You betch!
Cot d*mn!!!! Effin muthaeff my old electric company… $164?! You can keep my deposit for that shet!
Eff my family’s obesity and diabetes and heart conditions… and they complain why I OD on exercising and eating healthy…
Thats about it!
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Ahem. I haven’t effed in about a month now. So let me clear my throat [||]
Eff Lola for not hitting me back
I felt a kinda way
Eff twitter and twitterfeed for not working together to help me on my loa from the Bird.
Eff you.
Eff foot locker. Glad I quit.
Joe, eff those companies.
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Lola Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Excuse me? How bout we change that eff Lola to “eff Lola’s job that made it hard for her not to respond back to me”
Lol
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Eff the negativity that ensued after a perfectly nice morning!
Eff the pain in my back!
Eff the fact that Miss Jenkins effed Seattle because of his good hair #pause…i have “good hair”! lol
Eff the fact that i was a morally upstanding citizen last night…i could’ve been bad but probably would’ve regretted in the morning…so the drought still stands!
Eff the fact the some family members seek to bring you down faster than your enemies…is blood really thicker than water in that case?
Again, eff this pain in my back!
Eff the fact that my new job won’t start till the 13th of September…EFF!
Eff the fact that i’m tearing up my nails right now…my nerves are shot.
That is about all for now but i’ll probably find more things to eff later…=0/
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 8:29 am
**dramatic entrance**
I didn’t eff him because of his good hair. I eff’d him in spite of it.
**dramatic exit**
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L.Dejean Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 10:54 am
lol! so its just him, not me #superemocomment lol
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i’m back!!!
Eff coworkers who attempt to talk down to me when we hold the same position. They don’t realize who my daddy is. he taught me to eff muthaeffas up!!
Eff this new apartment complex for trying to screw over already. I got something for their asses too
Eff the entire task that is decorating
Eff always having to work when the fun stuff is going on in the city
Eff the drama my sister hit me with. I can’t seem to get away with it
And Eff me ending my drought on the old boo before he moved to the bottom of the country, (but it was worth it) Time to start the drought all over again! Oh Joy!!
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Eff asking for help.
Eff that I swallowed my pride and asked for help, just for my father to say some foul shit that I will not forget. And in the end I did not take the money.
Eff my memory. I won’t forget that. It’s up there w/ my mother giving me an ultimatium…and if I didn’t like it, to leave her house. I did and never looked back.
Eff feeling alone and like I have no one to turn to when I need help, but when ninjas need assistance I’m the first one they turn to.
Eff feeling shitty and trying not to cry.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Eff not crying. Cry, its good for you. Let it out
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Belizean Princesa Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Cosign on “Eff not crying”
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LaBakir Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:57 am
I know, I know…
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I really dont have much to eff as this is my last day at this God forsaken city agency. However, it has been a blessing in disguise and I’m thankful that God landed me here.
Eff the tenants my apartment buliding. Did you really expect me to not care about all of the traffic in and out at 2am? I’m fittin to put a stop to that. Let another mofo ring my bell by mistake and we will have problems. Just b/c we live down the block from Marcy does not mean we’re gonna treat this shit like the hood. I’m fittin to start snappin on people too. I’m licensed to own so dont try me young bol.
Eff Nick. I meet her in Miami and she disappears. I guess I scared her off
Eff Suki b/c she needs it.
Eff Tiff Jenkins too. Just b/c I like to.
Eff yo couch
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max Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Eff you for saying “fittin to” that is the best expression ever.
Eff Canadians for not ever saying that.
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Nick@Nite Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:04 am
hey hey now.. you didn’t scare me off, i’ve been sick all week.. i’ve been scarce everywhere..
if the migraine doesn’t go, i’m going to the ER tonight.. i’ll be back around when i get better…
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L.Dejean Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
its definitely not my couch that needs to be effed, lol!
Eff you for being in Miami!
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Eff this one company for making me go thru numerous rounds of the interview process for them to tell me NO! I already WASTED a sick day & postpone a few meetings for this month alone.
Eff my current job…Seriously getting tired of this place…
Eff American economist and their contradicting claims that our economy is either on a comeback or getting worse!!!
Eff all of this crap!! …I’m jumping out of a PLANE Tomorrow. I’m going to be flippin the bird while I’m doing it and letting it fly…
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eff the bat phone (on call phone) I just returned to my job. no more on call for me.
eff this ivy league I work at, tuesday Im OUT, its my last day.
eff my friends that will not show tonight to our local watering hole for my last call.
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Eff Peyso on his couch during his lunch break.
Eff the serial stabber that was caught in ATL. Good work, US Customs and Border patrol agents.
Eff Summer colds! When everyone has the regular flu, bird flu, swine flu, cow flue, I’m fine. August 7 and a regular arse cold knocks me the hell out for the day. WTF?
Eff this budget I keep trying to create.
Eff my impulsivity.
Eff True Blood for ending the episode like THAT!!! Got me all uncomfortable and what not because I couldn’t eff at the time.
Eff Middle School. Why does my 7th grader need a flash drive? In MIDDLE SCHOOL?? SERIOUSLY??
Eff payday because all my loot is gone already.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 10:48 am
deal
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Eff job interviews where I have to do presentations, I don’t do enough of that as it is?
Eff humidity and the knee pain and headaches they bring. At least my hair is on point now that I found my HG styling products.
Eff friends who suck out my life force asking me for advice and turn around and do the exact opposite of what I advised them. And double eff those same friends for then having the audacity to want to whine and complain to me when the outcome is something other than what they wanted.
Eff Nick for being sick and having me jonesing to talk to her. I blame Peyso for that.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I tend to have that effect on women. Making them sich and sh!t
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Nick@Nite Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:17 am
eff not being able to hold the phone without massive amounts of strength involved.. hopefully we’ll talk this weekend. my fever broke, so that’s good.
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L.Dejean Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
i hope that you feel better SOON! That is no bueno ma’am!
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Not much to eff today…
Eff Peyso for taking my “suck my d*ck” comment a little to seriously. However, I stand by what I said. Don’t start none, won’t be none. Static.
Eff me for being excited about homecoming already. It’s just August, and I already have a few outfits planned. lol. ATL, shawty!!
Eff my favorite chinese spot for acting like I live to far away for delivery. Eff you, I don’t need you. I can find another chinese spot. hmph!!
Have an awesome weekend folks!! The summer is drawing to a close, so lets make the best of it. Pool parties, cook-outs/bbqs, sundresses… Live it up!!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 10:47 am
I’m not taking it seriously lol. I’m just making sure that someone else might lol
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Eff ComEd, my electricity bill is super high for no reason and I’ve been in my apartment for less than a month.
Eff this random parking ticket I got yesterday, I was gone for literally 4 minutes. Yep, I’m definitely disputing it. I will not pay the City of Chicago $60.
Eff the fact that I forgot my ice cream at the grocery store this morning after I purchased it. I’ve been craving Breyers Butter Pecan all week.
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Belizean Princesa Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Cosign on EFFFFFFFF Parking tickets. I have been fighting a LA parking ticket that is now $346. $346 dollars? Ratbastards.
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Young Briizy Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
lol Chicago really does try to rape folks with those parking tickets.
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Eff trying to be the better person. They don’t give a DARN !!
Eff trying to find money to make this move happen.
Eff having to pack all my sh**!
Eff wanting to be with my boo for his bday, but can’t!
Eff long distance!
Eff being in a drought!! For real !!!
Eff payday not being here yet.
Eff my boss for being gone all week and comes in today and doesn’t even say hello !!! WTF
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Eff that today is Mr Smiley’s AWS day… I want every other Friday off, too d@mmit *stomps foot*!
Eff this…I’m ret t’ go! I SAID I’M, RET T’ GO!!!
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Eff this job. I truly hate this place.
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Eff the people who carjacked me at knifepoint and took all of my stuff. I don’t even care about my car, but my purse, laptop, digital camera, clothes, and personal information were all in my car at the time (I was on my way back from a trip)and it is a nightmare getting everything back…Thank God for friends, family, and full coverage insurance though
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Mrs Smiley Face Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:18 am
I’m glad you’re ok!!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:32 am
This happened recently? wow
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Belizean Princesa Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Thank God you are ok. But as for them…Karma is a motha…
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Remi Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I am thankful I was not hurt either because I could tell they did not care…yes this happened recently.
I almost forgot, eff Rhode Island for being the only state that still celebrates Victory in Japan Day (the day the US bombed Hiroshima)b/c of that foolish holiday I had to wait until Tuesday to get my replacement driver’s license and wait through double the normal DMV line.
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Eff the smoker who stood in front of shelter blowing smoke at people. This is fresh laundry and washed locs. Bastard.
Eff people who ask stupid question. Are these locs on my head? No they’re Turkish mink titties what the eff you think they are? Get thee eff out of my face.
Eff this #teamfollowback sh*t on Twitter. If I thought you were interesting or witty I would’ve click that button. But I didn’t so deal with it. Call me out if you want but I’ll block and report you as spam.
Eff that my boss asked when did I know I wasn’t sh*t. Really Dr. Grupta is that my legacy here? I won’t be bringing you any more Roti.
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Remi Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
“Eff people who ask stupid question. Are these locs on my head?” Haha
I have had several people tell me that my “twists” look nice. Really? I have had locs for almost two years. I don’t understand how they can’t tell that they are locs. One person said “your hair looks so nice and feminine, not like those dreadlocks people have.” smh.
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well.. *cracks knuckles*
first and foremost i’d like to eff this migraine that i’ve had since monday. it won’t leave me alone and i’m not happy.
Eff that I don’t want to go to the ER to check it out. All I can think about is the money involved.
Eff the flu that decended upon me yesterday and eff my aunt for saying I gave it to the baby. NO I DIDN’T!
Eff Jamaican “remedies”.. mommy, I just need something to eat.
Eff leaving the kiddies alone yesterday and they couldn’t keep my name off their fingertips.. UGH!
Eff being mentally blocked so I can’t think of anything else to eff..
i’m sure i’ll be back..
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 11:30 am
i made u sick. sorry
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Eff one of my favorite married couple and close friends splitting up. Thedevilisalie.
Eff being the oldest girl and always having to have an S on my chest for my family.
Eff my compulsive shopping.
Eff missing one of my friends although I feel like he did me dirty and has issues.
Eff my Mom’s overbearing attitude but not her…I love Moms.
Eff my coworkers who all have the “perfect” family home life and don’t bad shet ever happen to them.
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Eff my phone for going off at the crack of dawn with email notifications…
Shoot eff me for not putting it in silent…
Eff that the day I wanna sleep in I cant
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Eff Quest Diagnostics for trying to rape me continuously. I got healthcare muthafukcas!! Pay the shyt and K I M
Eff parking tickets. Preparing a swindle to get these negotiated down.
Eff Syracuse. LOL theres nothing to do up there and a brotha felt stranded at work.
Eff me for the reboot of Streetztalk.net. The focus ion health and fitness will keep me on my toes. Ballerina.
Eff Miss Jenkins. Slow, to 50 Cent “Just a lil bit”
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L.Dejean Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Quest diagnostics stays on people’s tails…they are like an effin medical monoply like sallie mae with education/loans!
I’m sure the #swindle master will come out triumphant!
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
“Eff Syracuse. LOL theres nothing to do up there and a brotha felt stranded at work.”
I guess you see how some off us felt when we were up there for school for summer sessions…LOL
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Eff my not-so-little sister for being born 23 years ago today. Twentymuthf*ckin-Three? Gosh, I’m getting old. I may actually invite her to Homecoming with me this year.
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uhm…
eff everyone on FB complaining about their lives and shitty ass relationships. maybe if your stupid ass wasn’t on FB complaining about shit, you’d have more time to be proactive about things.
eff everyone i’ve interviewed for. this process sucks ass. get all dressed up, put your best face forward only for them to tell you no.
eff my father’s girlfriend for informing about my (estranged) father’s death 2 weeks after he died. and eff her again for telling me the day of the funeral, which by the way was in Pitssburgh.
eff my son’s KINDERGARTEN teacher for telling me that he needs a binder and another heap of overly advanced supplies for school.
and lastly, eff the next person who sends me a BBM broadcast message TyPed Lykee DizZzZ.
Enjoy your weekend folks!!
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L.Dejean Reply:
August 13th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
yo, that is FOUL of your dad’s girlfriend! I hope he didn’t leave her SH*T! Were you able to make it to his funeral?
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Eff the people in the nail salons that want to assume what services you want. I said cut down & fill…that is EXACTLY what i want…no i don’t want a pedicure and no, i don’t want my eyebrows done (though i need it)!
Eff the thoughts I’ve been having all day…they aren’t hella bad & though they make me smile, i feel like i’m getting caught up…=0/
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Eff the crappy mood my car just put me in.
Eff this damn mechanic who can’t seem to do his job right. 2800 down the drain and blank panther (the car) has stalled once AGAIN and refuses to start.
Eff AAA for taking foreverrrrrrr to get here.
Eff me for not buying a new car.
Eff sketchy people that seem to be circling my area :locks doors:
Eff the heat
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Eff colorstruck black dudes
Eff people who are too stupid to have the jobs they possess.
Eff student loan payments
Eff family who try to drag you into their drama
Eff having to pretend to be less intelligent and less efficient so you can drag your work assignments out to 40 hours
Eff people who say one thing and do another
Eff women who cheapen themselves and ruin the cause by being all Captain Save-a-Bruh and joining team bitter black men
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