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Eff having a conscience. I wish I could turn it off sometimes. It would make my sex life a little easier.
Eff useless meetings. We all know cot damn well I don’t need to be here. I should be at my desk doing work, not talking about the work that needs to be done.
Eff Steve Jobs. I know as soon as I buy the iPad they’re going to come out with the iPad 2 featuring a DVD player, a 7-in screen and something that spews gold bouillon.
Eff being the bigger person. Eff Sowhatiff.
Slim Jackson
Eff the fact it took me 3 weeks to get back to some degree of normal.
*Cracks neck and shakes shoulders to release pressure*
Eff overlapping inner circles. NYC is wayyyy too small to be this large a city. I smell a post brewing.
Eff how much work got dumped on me this week. I knew something was up when I felt the calm before the storm. On a positive note, this will look great on the resume down the road.
Eff homie outside the club who was chatting with me about local food spots, mentioned his gang affiliation, went to his car, and came back with the heat and let off 2 shots at somebody near by. How the f*ck you gonna talk to me about getting food and then come stand near me and fire shots? Negro is you crazy? Obviously. (NYPD’s Social Media Division: I know nothing. Be gone bitches.)
Eff bubbly bunnies. I’ma marry one and let her chase me around the bedroom with a golf club for fun.
Y’all take care now, ya hear?!
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Eff bubbly bunnies. I’ma marry one and let her chase me around the bedroom with a golf club for fun.
^^^SERIOUSLY SLIM?! LMAO! #DONE!
Eff mother nature both weather & body processes! It was nice & cool for a few days then today, it gets close to hot…i don’t like that ish!
Eff the fact that one of my sorors suffered a loss this week…and i couldn’t be there to comfort her…eff being in NY & away from my chapter!
Eff rude people…don’t come to my ish & don’t speak…i know you saw me fool!
Eff the cost of textbooks…i can’t WAIT to be done with grad school…speaking of which…
EFF all the assignments that i’m being required to do for ONE class & one is a reading of a memoir & the professor prohibited a book i already have!
Eff the fact that only 2 professors out of 4 have sent emails about or with our syllabi & classes start next week!
Eff a drought…i’m going into month 9 but like Seattle eff the fact that i have a conscience so i am sticking with it! *slaps forehead*
Eff Slim for coming to Brooklyn & never sharing whats the move till the last minute…not like i’d leave the apartment anyway!
Eff my dog cause she wants to be walked at 12:30 at night…i’m running out of things to eff anyway!
Have a happy effin friday!
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Eff my ex fiance for contacting me today thru FB. Really Jesus?! I was so shocked, I was shaking! Eff you! And just so you know I didn’kt bother in even reading what you wrote. *delete delete delete*
That’s all. Now gonna go enjoy my weekend!
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 2:02 am
You need a hug…so ((((BIG HUG)))) =0) Have a good time this weekend!
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Lola Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 5:21 am
Yes Dean, I needed that hug, thanx luv
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
no problem…i gotcha back! =0)
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Eff Being in this NEW State/City & Coast without a car…Yeah Cali you suck rt now
Eff Missing NYC so much for its Mass transit that NEVER stops running
Eff the fact I had to spend $543.37 for books for 6 classes I have to take this FALL semester…beoming Dr is expensive
Eff not seeing enough Black ppl in my new city
Eff the fact that I will be in a SERIOUR CHEX DROUGHT for a long while…My legs are closed tighter then a fat person in tights
Eff some other stuff too…
Have A Great Effin Weekend ppl…
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Eff my boss who has been nice to me because she needed me to fill in for her the past 3 days. I’m sure she’ll be throwing me under the bus as usual next week.
Eff Exercise TV On Demand for being my new addiction.
Eff my Sour Patch kids addiction. Eff my coworker for bringing me a bag every day this week.
Eff the cafeteria at my job for not having the crispy bacon this morning.
Eff my weekend for being full of stuff to do for other people and no ‘me time.’
Eff my best friend for being on my case about going to grad school.
Eff not being able to take my lil sis to college today. Just glad she made the decision to attend my alma mater (Go Pirates!)
Eff the feeling of missing someone before they’re even gone.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 10:21 am
I was in rehab for sour patch kids before. I been sober for a about 7 months now.
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Clover Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I might need rehab myself. Yesterday I convinced myself that I could get another bag (2nd in 1 day) if I walked to the store instead of driving since I would burning off the extra calories lol.
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Ncik@Nite Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I had to go to rehab for chocolate covered gummi bears.. don’t knock em til you tried em…
mmmm..
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Eff again I am at work fronting like I am working. I’d rather be home but I am grateful for having a job in this economy (did I clean it up at the end?)
Eff Slim for saying that NYC is so small. I think it is huge but that’s because I don’t know alot of people.
Eff that I have been looking for another job since Dec 09 and still haven’t found anything. I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
Eff that I didn’t meet a guy this summer. I usually always meet someone and this summer was dry (although I did get my pinky jacked up quite often!)
Eff watching what I eat but I have a goal and I am trying to keep it up. Excerising is easy. It’s the food part that is hard.
Eff that time is moving so slow. is it 5:00pm yet?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 10:22 am
Yeah, I’m from upstate NY, all my friends are primarily from NY, a lot of people from school migrated to NY. It’s OD here. Got ex’s livin in NY. It’s crazy.lol.
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Eff the wine induced coma I was in last night that kept me from effin’. See what I did there?
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S0_Flyy Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 10:14 am
I do. I really do. LOL.
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Eff that after my Vegas trip I have NO leave. LOL. That measley 2.71 hours is doing nothing for me.
Eff that post-Vegas I got sick w/ aforementioned no leave and was in here all week, head on desk 1/2 dead.
Eff my mom. That’s right I said it. Eff my mom for coming into my cube — she works a few buildings over — and demanding to know why I didn’t wear any make-up to work! Eff her for wanting me to put a ‘face’ every cot d@mn where I go! Eff her for not realizing I’m a 10 w/o Covergirl, Dior or MAC. Eff her subliminial messages of make-up = finding a husband @ work. Eff her for thinkin I’m gonna find a hubby in this hell hole.
Eff my bank account. <– That about sums that up.
Eff the needs service light on my car. How the eff can I service you if clearly my bank account refuses to let me be great.
My name is So Flyy & I am a shoe addict. *from the group* Hi So Flyy!! Eff my shoe addiction. I knew my bank account was hindering my greatness and I STILL bought those Nine West joints last night.
Eff me swooning over the manager at one of my fave clubs in DC. I <3 that man.
Eff my brother for wanting to go to college 4 hours away.
Taking my pudding pop to school tomorrow and I'm not ready. I know I'm gonna be a faucet of emotion.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Eff that I’ve been at work 4 hours and ain’t done a cot d@mn thing.
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BP Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
My name is So Flyy & I am a shoe addict. *from the group* Hi So Flyy!! Eff my shoe addiction. I knew my bank account was hindering my greatness and I STILL bought those Nine West joints last night.
THIS!!! Nine West is the Devil! I need to join your group.
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Eff my brother for just asking if I had gas money. Which one of us has the job FOOL!?
Eff that I just gave him my last $5. Even though I’m sure he’ll be back to hating me in no time.
Eff that I fell asleep last night writing about Tom and Jerry. I’m on several levels of #Fail right now.
Eff my workout regimen. I’ma do better next week.
Eff my arms for still hurting after those weighted push ups. This is why I don’t work out my arms often, UGH!
Eff nothing else!
I sent off my papers! Found out I’m gonna get my work permit sooner than I thought!! Say WORD!!!
Have a great weekend!
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Eff this economy.
Eff being too scared to go to grad school.
Eff my fear of not being able to maintain success.
Eff Glenn Beck’s rally.
Eff the state’s servers STILL being down. Monday is estimated for full restoration.
Eff McDonalds and their sugary sweetness. I’m SURE I gained ten pounds this summer from smoothies and frappes.
Eff this workout regimen that I will have to assume to combat that last eff.
Eff him for trying to have serious discussions over email. Dude, we cohabitate, say that isht when I get home.
Eff Starz and Pillars of the Earth. GREAT miniseries!!
Eff True Blood. Damn, Eric!
Eff my procrastination, I need to get someone to write me a recommendation so I can get my plan off the ground.
Eff his ego.
Eff Peyso.
Eff Steven Straussburg and his surgery, out 12 to 18 months. There goes the Nats’ season and I dont even follow baseball.
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Clover Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
“Eff being too scared to go to grad school.”
^^Agreed.
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 1:05 am
Don’t be scurred, its only grad school! I’m going into my second semester and it wasn’t all that bad the first semester outside of the commute…
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Eff me for having a crush on the biggest a$$hole I have ever met who just so happens to also work at my job and is rumored to be engaged. He is off limits all the way around yet all day today I was lost in fantasy in the middle of court ?
Eff Ann Taylor for that sale I went to yesterday and still spent way too much
Eff Airtran for not having any cheap flights to anywhere labor day weekend. I need a vacay and you are seriously limiting my options without any cheap flights.
Eff my mom for going to NYC for labor day without any warning and then demanding I come up. Lady the flights ain’t cheap & it’s a 14 hour drive. Either put something on my ticket or I will just see you at Xmas.
Eff my boss for forcing us to work the Friday before labor day eventhough the courthouse will be closed. Maybe I would make the 14 hour drive if I knew I had Friday off too. And it’s so silly because we only work 1/2 days before a holiday weekend anyways. And trust I know the partners ain’t gonna be there. WTF?!?
Eff my inability to be satisfied. My grass is always greener perspective constantly causes me problems. Maybe one day I will get it under control.
Eff my habit. I am working but can’t stop thinking about being able to feed my habit all weekend! Lol
Eff
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BP Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Eff my inability to be satisfied. My grass is always greener perspective constantly causes me problems. Maybe one day I will get it under control.
C/S
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Eff Sammie for just being dumb! Did it really take a letter for her to realize that Ronnie is an idiot? Seriously?
Eff the fact that Snooki said sympathetic is a ‘big’ word. I literally laughed out loud.
Eff that summer is almost over. It’s been a nice week (high 70′s) but I know what that means…it means that September is gonna be chill.
Eff mosquitoes! I had my hands full of stuff and I literally watched a mosquito fly onto my arm and bite me. I felt so helpless.
I was planning on effing my old landlord for not giving me back my security deposit but since she said she was gonna drop it in the mail today, I won’t. But I better have my money by tomorrow!
Eff indecisive people. Get it together and make up your mind.
Eff that I love ice cream and that I just can’t have 1 scoop. It doesn’t help that it was on sale last week 2/$4 and we all know that’s a super deal. It was hard but I resisted. Pause.
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SaneN85 Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
PUHLEASE! Sammie hasn’t learned anything new and she probably will take the turd back.
Also, eff that I would love to see J Woww and Khloe Kardashian go out for a night.
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olivya23 Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
You’re right. Either she’s crying about Ronnie or sleeping. That girl acts like she has nothing to live for except Ronnie.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Sammie got all sorts of esteem issues. She needs to go have a seat and talk to Dr. Drew.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Funny how women act can like they have never been or acted stupid behind man.
And remember the show is edited to create a certain plot.
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Eff homeboy at my gym who I have no interest in (yet clearly has a thing for me) who keeps cockblocking. Every time your cute coworker (future baby daddy, I’m sure) says anything to me, you have to run up and interrupt us.
Eff that I am still not sure if I will be able to play (and do more than stand still in the field) this weekend. Eff that I tried to wear boots yesterday, and it set my ankle back to hurting on the regular
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Eff something else, I’m sure I’ll think of it later.
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SaneN85 Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Oh, eff my $48 check from Blockbuster.
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I have been waiting to Eff some things all week!
Eff this summer heat!! My car’s thermometer read 82 degrees at 7 this morning…why?
Eff this summer cold! Coughing up a lung at the barbeque tomorrow is going to kill my swag.
Eff not being able to run all week. I need my endorphins.
Eff my perpetually annoying coworker, stop telling me to go home douchecanoe! I don’t know another man that talks as much as you do.
Eff my little brother for always coming to me when you have an issue but when I call you to check in you can’t respond. I pay your phone bill, keep it up…I will cut it off!
Eff Mr. Chocolate and his tenacity. You KNOW I have a SO….let someone else be your conquest!
Eff my moral high ground for trying to waver on me…He’s no good for me, He’s no good for me, He’s no good for me..
Eff all the other committee meetings I had to sit in and pretend that I give a hot damn. I should get an Oscar for all the acting I do.
Eff Ms. Notsoslick for trying to take my kindness for weakness. I am so much smarter/wiser/keen then you think I am. I will play the game only for a little while longer.
Eff the housing market here in Cali for being RIDICULOUS. I could buy a mansion in Texas for that much money, effin preposterous!!!
Eff that it’s not 4 yet.
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BP Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I am back for more. Narcissistic you say? Eff it…I need the release.
Eff it still not being 4 yet. I am leaving early today bossman, 2:30 here I come!
Eff being called ______ in HR. My name is not ______ and I don’t work in HR!! We don’t look alike to anyone but YOU. Take your medication! What if I called you Betty White? Oh, that’s not your twin?!?
Eff the fact that the Betty White look-alike thinks all women of color look the same.
Eff me complaining about my job…I promise to do better next week.
Eff me for eating too much at lunch. Itis isn’t cute.
Eff it…its 2:30…ThankyousweetbabyJesus.
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Eff this company. It’s all about nepotism & a@@ kissing.
Eff that I only get 1/2 for lunch and chik-fil-a is far away. I need my sweet tea.
Eff that my friend made such a big deal about her b’day and “totally forgot” about mine. Eff you and the $$ I spent to help you celebrate yours.
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eff the former selfish friend that called on my birthday wanting to make up. I hadn’t spoken to her for two years so I added her shenanigans to the list of things to blog about. With the phone call, I put that idea on hold. BUT you didn’t pick up, so now I shall write about you.. kthxbai
eff the lame dude that i’m CONVINCED is holding on to my other computer as ransom to see me. I’m gonna have someone else go and pick it up. And my sound BETTER be on there!
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eff bar review for making me have to crawl everywhere this morning.
eff being suddenly single at the bffs wedding this weekend. I know folks are bout to go IN since they think I’m family
eff the “him” that manages to be a cockroach-cat hybrid in a nuclear storm. how do you have so many lives?!?!
eff how quickly plane tickets go up. within 2 hours my trip to nyc for labor day shot up $48!
finally- eff slim for making me see a dancing black man with chicken every time i close my eyes -_-
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
lol. You just reminded to add that pic to the site. And if you going hard in the NYC streets, holler at meh. I’za be here…prolly at another bbq.
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olivya23 Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
LOL Noooo! That is hilarious! Is that supposed to be a representation of how you feel when you eat fried chicken?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
It could be that. Just need the jazz hands…
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 1:09 am
sorry bout them plane tickets…i kinda want to get away myself but i’m not exactly clear if we don’t have class on the 6th =0/
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Eff my job in general and the 50+ year old tattletale that i work with specifically
Eff the pointless 7AM meeting i have to attend every morning instead of going to the gym
Eff this humid azz atlanta weather and that i can’t bring my fall wardrobe out until the temperature drops. Cardigan Jones.
Eff my iphone for finally starting to act up after almost 2 years of working just fine
Eff my Macbook for starting to act up after 4 years….it’s been working fine this long, why start now?
Eff all the girls that dissed me but are gonna be mad when i get booed up
Eff me for having such superficial eff em friday entries
Eff my coworker for thinkig i’m actually gonna do real work on a Friday afternoon…you had all week for these grand ideas buddy.
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Aah..my first Eff em Friday. You all made me feel great! So I’m participating.
EFF that person I’m trying to help and them trying to scame me. HELLS NO I’m done. You can suck it.
EFF the fact that I have to deal with a trifling family member. That’s why I love them from afar.
EFF the fact that I’m on an island and I haven’t been swimming yet. What the crap!! this needs to happen.
EFF it that my HS BFF happens not to be on the island just when I’m here. Shiffrikin Crap! You’re supposed to be here when I’m here dagnabit!
EFF my ex period!! Why THE HELL are you plaguing my mind still? Im praying for amnesia from you.
EFF it that my dreams seem to be on hold right now.
EFF it that I don’t have money to travel the world right now. I need to go to Bangladesh or something and do some voluntary work in order to not focus on my own shortcomings.
EFF the fact that I left my yoga mat in the US. What was I thinking??!!!
I wanted to say EFF the economy but let me bless it bc Lord knows I need a good job from it!
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*waves frantically* Hello
I’m new to Three Ways to Take It. I usually lurk until I decide I’m in love with the blog. Then I bookmark it and comment randomly but anyhow back to EFFin everything!
Eff my job for having us work the Night shift, (busy signal-night shift plays in the background) and every wknd its my turn the city is live and I can’t participate in fuckery. I live in Richmond, VA so lol that really says something if I want to go out at night!
Eff my constant procrastination about getting this damn degree, but never fully completing the steps to get my goverment funding. Smfh. I’m trying to do better! Pinky swear!
Eff this year ’round cold! Byeee-bitch-byeee! Leave me be!
Eff this headache I woke up with!
Eff the cravings for ackee and salt fish w/ yam and banana, and there NOT being one spot to even fulfill my hunger cravings. CROSSES!!
Eff my excitement for wanting to go to EP Labor Day Carnival, and probably can’t because the schedule isn’t made yet.
Eff my co-dependent mom! She’s trying but jeez man I just want you to aspire to do better! Eff my grandmother for making her the way she is today!
Eff this “celibacy” shit. 7 months and counting. -_-
Eff having a big ASS crack in my windshield AND my inspection needing to be update by the end of the month. Eff the glass repair companies for trying to rape my bank accounts with those high prices!
Eff this headache again it just got 5xs worst
Eff my family for being an #epicfail in so manys ways that it has affected our generation and the younger ones too.
Eff having medical debt. Trying to find a job with decent wages and health benefits is a MUTHAFUCKA!
Eff my cousin for using all my mins AND not being able to talk to anyone up until today. Saying “call me at 9pm” is some grade A fuckery when I have 1500 mins.
Eff wanting to go “Au Nautural” but scared shitless to cut my hair.
Ok I feel better! Haha. Thanks! Happy Friday!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
August 27th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
You went hard on this.lol. Welcome and ish.
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SAM Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 3:17 am
I KNOW! LOL. I acutally felt soooo much better after posting. Hi, SLIM!
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 1:11 am
Eff this “celibacy” shit. 7 months and counting. -_-
^^^I’m about to go into month 9…so i know you’re pain #deepsigh
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SAM Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 3:21 am
jesus and mary magdalene be with you sister. haha. i am going through serious withdrawals my converstation always seem to change to the discussion of sex or something related to action. i need jesus. lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Mine do too…i had so many #celibacysucks tweets in the beginning it wasn’t even funny…those have died down but they come up on occasion1 lol! We both need Jesus right about now, lol
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Sassy Island Gal Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 2:11 am
I understand you being scared of going natural! Do it gal! I was hella scared but you can do it. I didn’t do the “big chop”. Ppl suggesting that was on some ish. I cut it off gradually as my natural growth became substantive to warrant a haircut. If you need tips, holla @ a sista. Plus I have ppl in Richmond to connect you to if you need natural hair help and whatnot.
4yrs and counting
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SAM Reply:
August 28th, 2010 at 3:15 am
Sure i would LOVE to get in contact with the people you know here that actually know about natural hair. THANKS!
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Sassy Island Gal Reply:
August 30th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Sure!! absolutely! My email is roomtobreathe07@gmail.com. I’ll send you a some great links with fabulous advice! Plus I’ll connect you to some Richmond natural hair folk.
One website that was instrumental in my natural hair journey is http://www.honeybrownsugar.com. Do your remember what type of texture your hair had before a relaxer? It helps with sending you info catered to your hair. I’m excited for you
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SAM Reply:
August 31st, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Sassy Island Gal
I hit you on the GMAIL this morning.
Thanks!
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