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Eff Em Friday
Work someone’s back out or get your back worked out this weekend. It’s not technically labor.
Slim Jackson
Eff it being September and summer officially drawing to a close. I want a do over. This summer kinda sucked.
Eff the decision I have to make about keeping my car over the next few months. I may just leave the jawn upstate and have someone cut it on every now and then to make sure it doesn’t die out there.
Eff my affinity for spicy foods. I hope I don’t develop an ulcer.
Eff how hectic work was this week. I really felt like I earned this Friday off…and I don’t plan on doin’ sh*t today. BAWSE.
Eff Jersey Shore for becoming a must-watch show for me. The Situation has earned my respect with his recklessness.
Miss Jenkins
Eff this damn heat. I’ve said that a lot this summer, but dammit, it’s September. I need this to be done. My fall wardrobe awaits.
Eff Labor Day weekend traffic. I’m not looking forward to it.
Eff not having my class schedule together yet. Class starts in little more than a week. I gotta get it together.
Eff Slim for saying “cut it on.” (Slim Addition: Eff you Ms. Jenkins)
The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Under Construction
Eff the Redskins.
Eff this. We out. Your turn.
The 3 Ways Crew
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“Eff my affinity for spicy foods. I hope I don’t develop an ulcer.” #Slim’sInnerMessikan (Oh btw, remedy to prevent ulcer, drinking a cup of milk after eating spicy food, it helps)
Eff Shaun T. and his Insanity. Eff your “warm up” cuz that on its own is a full work out – had to do it twice yesterday morning because I was so stiff I couldn’t move! Eff his sexy abs too.
Eff that I can barely move because of said work out.
Eff the Tetanus shot. You b*tch sent me into an anaphylatic shock yesterday.
Eff the cop that pulled us over yesterday and wouldn’t escort us to the hospital, it was 2 muthaeffin blocks away and you decide to call the bus seeing that I’m damn near turning purple?!
Eff the paramedic for giving me .3mg of Epinephrine in an IV instead of being intramuscular. Dumb ass! Because of you I felt like the back of my head was going to explode and my chest constricted so much that I had a freaking mild heart attack and now I have to take extra care of my heart at my tender age of 27.
Eff the nurse for blowing my vein through not once but twice on the same time. Now I have 2 huge bruises on the inside of my left arm, 2 on the top of my left arm, 1 on top of my left hand, 1 on my right inner arm and 1 on top of my right hand. Thanks to you I look like I’m hooked on the sway and lean heron.
Eff all of this because now I can’t have any seafood until further testing to make sure I’m not allergic to it as well. What else am I suppose to eat? I’m already allergic to chicken, what else? *Deep sigh*.
Eff feeling this exhausted and extremely weak, I’ve been in bed all day.
Eff my deductible. It literally cleared my account and 80% of my savings. It’s Labor Day weekend and I actually HAVE the entire weekend off and now I can’t do anything. *Le sigh*.
Eff this MLB player trying to “win” me back by telling me that he’s gonna leave his girl for me. Yeah right. I had a great time with you but I am not stupid.
I can’t think of anything else to eff… I am literally so tired I can barely keep my eyes open.
Y’all have a great and fun weekend!
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Plain Pey Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 7:36 am
Dont eff nothing else. Sit still. Dont move. You’ve had a week and a half in 7 days. You’ve earned it
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 am
Tell me about it!
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JustMyThoughts Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:19 am
I would cry if i was allergic to chicken and seafood, like you mean i can only eat red meat, that’s so unhealthy, god just wants me to be fat…because obviously vegetarianism is not an option
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 am
I almost did cry, I am just holding on to hope and pray to God that I am not allergic to it. I mean, no more sushi? No more salmon? I barely eat -tube- steak and that is my other option other than becoming a vegeterian? Kill me now.
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:08 am
eff that my strikethrough didn’t work.. you betch!
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:47 am
I’m sorry you had such a bad week
but:
“Eff this MLB player trying to “win” me back by telling me that he’s gonna leave his girl for me. Yeah right. I had a great time with you but I am not stupid.”
If you keep leaving hints I’m going to start guessing who this guy is…
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
Hahaha! No you wouldn’t lol
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am
*hugs my Messikan sister*
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
*hugs back* gracias
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 am
My GOD! Your week was worse than ASS. *hugs* I’m sorry for effing you. Not really. You know you liked it. But damn.
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:16 am
Can you do it again? lol
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 am
O_o ooh you so crazy.
Eff Lola.
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 am
You’re allergic to chicken?!!
Dios, Bendiga el alma de Lola…. smh
At least you know… one day ill blog about my allergic moment..
Feel better!
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:28 am
Si, pollo…
What are you allergic to?
Gracias
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Eff that Dancing Merengue Dog video. i watched it more times than needed this past week..
Eff the place that didn’t hire me. i have GREAT customer service skills, thank you.
Eff the broken microwave just sitting on the counter. why did you have to quit working out of nowhere?
Eff possibly having to buy another one tomorrow since no one else in this house will.
Eff wanting spicy food now..i know dang well i don’t need it but will get some later anyway..
Eff not having anything else to eff.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 am
That Dancing Merengue Dog video was mad entertaining.lol.
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 am
send the link!
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 am
DEADDDDD adding this to my site STAT!!
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 am
EFF that dog! lmfaoo I died
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OH! I’ve been waiting for this one!!
EFF the two houses I cleaned on Saturday. Eff that yardie wha come up yah and ack like im nuh ave sense! How does a 2/2 take longer to clean than a 5/3? Help me understad. Pig!
Eff that I was out from 9 in the morning til 11 at night trying to get home from said cleaning jobs.
Eff the cop that pulled me over. Eff the two tickets he gave me. Eff my court appearance and EFF that they’re criminal.
Eff the possibility of ICE taking me into custody if I go to court to plead my case.
Eff that my car overheated today.
Eff that my brother pulled it over, called someone to come get him and left my car where it was. My car, my problem, right? Doesn’t matter that if he didn’t need it, it would still be in my parking lot. Safe and Junky.
Eff moms for catching an attitude because I was having a bad week. Your lack of emotion astounds me.
eff reckless talk.. we grown, why do I have to check you because you can’t shut yo mouth?! I don’t wanna be ya’lls momma!
God, I feel like you checkin out on me right now..
that might be it..
oh.. and eff everyone that won’t understand why I don’t wanna answer your phone calls this weekend. I’m taking a break..
Peace and Love, Nick
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 am
I’m so sorry about your week. It actually made me sad too. Don’t sweat ICE. As long as you present yourself and pay you should be fine. Good luck
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Plain Pey Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 7:37 am
I agree w/ Lola. Dont get no bench warrant!!
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:55 am
*hugs Nickle*
Your brother is foul
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Eff my car battery for dying TWICE! THEN, shutting off completely while in route to find out what the issue was. Smfh.
Eff not remembering to take off for labor day wknd and FNO weekend. I hope it rains both weekends.
Eff this cold I told the bitch to be gone last week.
Eff my days off for being so far apart and having to work into next week.
Eff having to work 2nd shift this coming monday. However, the hotel will be at a low occupancy but still Eff my co-workers for needing monday off.
Eff my immediate family for pulling me into their grade A fuckery and shenanigans. Eff them for not taking accountability in his/her actions.
Eff this mofo for texting me at 11:45 saying “Hey Samantha come to my place its me _____” I AINT NO HO!
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Eff the Ex for thinking communicating through sms aka text msgs is cool but when I fail to reply I’m called “the stranger”. Eff you you coolie bastard!
(Pardon me to all the GT ppl on the thread.)
Eff this sty/stye on my lower eye lid that’s causing my face to get puffy. #nopdiddy
*take that, take that*
Eff quest diagnostics and all the other medical compaines I owe monies to. Eff you ALL!
Eff my hair and the hell its putting me through while trying to go natural. *cries*
Eff this summer for sucking so badly. I didn’t do shit!! EFFFFFF!
Eff the non-drivers I hang with. I love ya’ll but dammit driving can get exhausting.
Eff this apartment and having to move because of the roaches and contstant issues since we’ve been here. I love the hardwood floors & washer and dryer connector!!! Eff you Space Properties.
Eff all the Virgo’s I have to say Happy Effin’ Birthday to this month.
Eff the Dj’s (which are madddd wack by the way) for playing a snippet of reggae which has me wining in the driver seat of my car.
*plays major lazer pon de floor and then cuts record*
Eff you A-plus, Dj Drake and all you other motherf*ckers!
Have a great effin labor day weekend three way crew & regular commenters too.
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At first…I couldn’t think of anything to eff. But it’s Friday, there’s always something to eff (no pause).
Eff trying to receive mail internationally. I ordered things on Amazon a month ago and its still not here. It’s supposed to be going through the guh’ment (yeah, I said it) and yet, still I wait.
Eff not having work to do at work. I don’t like being bored.
Eff one of my professors for making me edit/ re-write an essay twice. It’s just an essay, not my life’s work.
Eff not having Labor Day plans in any sense.
Eff this bowl of oatmeal, you non-delicious bastard. No amount of brown sugar can save you.
I think I’ve previously effed not being able to watch True Blood and some of my other favorite shows. I’d like to revive that eff, nonetheless. Actually, I can watch True Blood. At 1am on Sunday mornings..and its the first season. I hate you Armed Forces Network. But this does allow me to watch Heroes from the beginning since apparently, we’re operating in a three year time warp.
The end. We can go home early today and Monday’s a holiday, even if I have nothing to do but work on this wretched essay.
Have a great weekend.
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An eff addendum.
Eff crazy men (I know there are crazy women but that’s not today’s eff). Don’t say all kinds of reckless things to me (when both of us are in a relationship with other people) then when I call you on it, you try to pull the “I got a house, 3 cars, 2 motorcycles and a partridge in a pear tree. I don’t want you. I just want to be friends”. Then shut the eff up. 1) Any time you gotta list your material possessions, you are obviously insecure. We weren’t discussing your real estate or your depreciating assets. You were trying to set it up so you could holler when you came to town. 2) I would really like to refer you to Martin Lawrence’s fine work of the early 90s, You So Crazy. Cause you are (Craz-y…Derrannnged). And not in a good way.
And then gonna try to tell me that I’m taking it too far by saying that he needs to chill. Why you crazy? Why?! If you’re so great, be great in your time zone and I’ll be great in mine. Just don’t cross the Prime Meridian. Thanks.
Okay…I’m done effing for real now.
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BP Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 am
1) Any time you gotta list your material possessions, you are obviously insecure. We weren’t discussing your real estate or your depreciating assets. You were trying to set it up so you could holler when you came to town.
^^^^^
C/S. This kinda stuff induces BAER. Always.
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Eff max
Eff parking tickets
Eff FAMU. Miami put you in your place last night. I will never respect you again.
Eff Red Tape and the trouble one has to go thru just to pay money to get a chance at improving oneself, basically eff adult education.
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max Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:29 am
Eff me? Eff you!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:42 am
CHeeKZ!!!!
Just wanted to say hi.
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:31 am
awww the Fam/Miami game.. had everyone in the area upset at the traffic!!
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EFF mental exhaustion and EFF the fact that it’s worse than physical exhaustion.
EFF waking up hungry.
EFF my addiction to Snapple, and eff thinking about that Lupe Fiasco line every time I think of Snapple.
EFF this whole back to school traffic thing, I.can.not.deal!
EFF the fact that these lil smartly challenged idiots don’t learn a crap in school anyway.
EFF sitting in traffic and envisioning myself behind a massive monster truck (one of those hugenormous ones) fully equipped with retractable semi automatics at tire level and nails and darts and anything else that can puncture other peoples tires and move them the hell out my way.
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Eff that I mistakenly sent a $800 suit (dont worry, it didnt cost me that much. I got it from Gilt for the cheap) to the wrong address. Now I gotta wait for it to get back to Gilt and then back to me
Eff school. It is hard. It’s just so much of it. Pause. TWSS
Eff these joints. Not me, but ya should on my behalf.
Eff that all my friends are caribbean. I dont eff w/ the passa passa flow out there on the parkway. I guess i’ll go to the library.
Eff Tiff.
Eff Nick.
Eff Suki.
Eff yo couch
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 am
Whoa! Eff you! >_<
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 am
Hey Hey..
And I eff ya back…
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Eff this job for pulling me in and pushing me away at the same time, i love you and i hate you, and i still don’t know if your good for my future
Eff school, even though i missed you i don’t miss 3 hour night classes with boring a** teachers
Eff Student Loans and Credit Cards and all forms of debt, i wish i had rich parents who paid for college bought me a house and a car upon graduation, wouldn’t that be the life
Eff periods, not down for running read lights so i have to deal with one week backups, at least its a monthly reminder she’s not pregnant *fist pump*
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 am
Eff Student Loans and Credit Cards and all forms of debt, i wish i had rich parents who paid for college bought me a house and a car upon graduation, wouldn’t that be the life
It sure would…..*looks up into clouds and imagine what life would be like w/o Sallie Mae breathing down my back*
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:05 am
“Eff Student Loans and Credit Cards and all forms of debt, i wish i had rich parents who paid for college bought me a house and a car upon graduation, wouldn’t that be the life”
Ditto…
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
Cosizzle
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Eff Peyso for not effing me. Bastid.
Eff this weather.
Eff Earl.
Eff the “talks”. Dude, please relax.
Eff non disciplined children at back to school night. Why your child cutting up IN FRONT OF YOU and you aint checked them? One look from me and the kid acts right. How many more days of school left?
Eff the looks we get because my child has her mom, stepdad, Poppy AND Nana show up for BTS night. YES, black people do care about the education of their child. YES, we are all one family. YES, we all showed up for this one child.
Eff having to be at work today.
Eff last summer’s fling for trying to be this fall’s fling. I really just dont want you. Yeah, it shocked me too.
Eff this economy.
Eff this job.
Eff yo life.
Eff it, I need coffee.
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
be safe with Earl.. We were gettin ready for him down this way because that’s just expected.. but then he took a turn.. He downgraded, but still, Hurricanes are NOT what’s good in the neighborhood..!
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SaneN85 Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Yeah, Peyso has me feelin all left out too
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Eff lack of sleep.
Eff working a 9-5. I’m not built for this. I need non-tradtional work hours. I’m not a morning person. Something mid-day would be nice. Like 11-7.
Eff that college that emailed me yesterday saying that selected another candidate for a job. What the eff I gotta do to AT LEAST get an interview?!
Eff my job.
Eff my roommate’s wig. How she gonna wash that shit and leave hit hanging in the shower? I almost lost my religion this morning. At least get a wig w/ real hair.
Eff this family cookout tomorrow. I don’t even know ya’ll like that. I’d rather take a beating than go.
Eff the fact that my dad and I haven’t spoken since he played me…that was 2 weeks ago.
Eff my job…again.
Eff traffic. I spend way too much time in it. For no reason. I mean if there’s not an accident…why is there traffic?! I don’t care how many effing cars are on the road. If everybody is driving the appropriate speed limit…shit should be all good.
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S0_Flyy Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Eff working a 9-5. I’m not built for this. I need non-tradtional work hours. I’m not a morning person. Something mid-day would be nice. Like 11-7.
Amen sister, amen.
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First let me say this is my first time commenting and EFFING…but I am so stressed that I’m bout to eff this up real good…let’s go!!!
Eff my boyfriend for being him and waking up this morning..why you trying to stress me already…ughhh!!
Eff my old company for asking me to come in last Friday even though my daughter was sick and not effing pay me for the full day.
Eff that I’m broke and it’s Labor Day weekend.
Eff that I’m broke and it’s Labor Day weekend. (duplicated purposely)
Eff my son (yes I said it) for going to Kindergarten acting like he doesn’t have any home training…keep it up and I will band you from Monkey Joe’s….FOREVER!!!
Eff this new co-worker who keeps looking at me funny…keeping staring and I’m gone give you an eye full HEFFA!!
Eff that I’m hungry but got to work late so I can’t go the cafe.
Eff that I haven’t had my morning coffee.
Eff my sister for going to Miami this weekend and IM BROKE!!!
Eff these mosquitoes in the south they are ruthless…my family and I look like leopards with all these red marks.
Eff that this effing aint making me feel any effing better.
Okay that’s all (for now)…taking a deep breath and coming up for air. Thanks for listening
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Yung Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 am
One more eff….
EFF my landlord for not taking my rent a little late….it’s only a couple of days you big-headed, ill-shaped, no class junkie!!!
Okay I’m done.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 am
Felt good, didn’t it? Welcome!
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Yung Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Yes I do feel a little better. Thanks for the welcome!!
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 am
if it makes you feel any better, Miami is expecting rain the whole weekend..
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Yung Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
I guess that makes me smile a little. Thanks!!
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Eff humidity and weather migraines. I’m in the hole for sick days already and the year is nowhere near over yet.
Eff sometime-ish dudes.
Eff the fact that it was relatively easy for me to go smoke-free last weekend; it makes quitting seem a lot more doable than I wanted it to be.
Eff third interviews.
Eff reckless talk.
Eff weddings on long weekends. No one gives a sh!t about your lifelong happiness…I’m missing pure BBQ’s because of your love.
Eff e-panty throwing.
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BP Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:15 am
Eff weddings on long weekends. No one gives a sh!t about your lifelong happiness…I’m missing pure BBQ’s because of your love.
THIS made me laugh…does that make me evil?
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I don’t have anything to eff. Just wanted to tell everyone to have a blessed long weekend. Don’t get into too much trouble, watch your drinking, be safe, etc. etc. Love ya!! :-*
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 am
I’m glad you’re doing so well Nia.. Baba’s in my prayers..
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Thanks Nick. Baba says he’s doing well, but I’m heading home this weekend, so I’ll get to see how he’s really doing.
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Eff the Black Weblog AwardsReply
Slim Jackson Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 am
I’m right there with you. I didn’t congratulate anybody.Reply
N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:55 am
co-sign all of this!! And I refuse to strike it out!! BOOO!!!
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average chick Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I voted for you!!!
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SaneN85 Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@max and @slimjackson You know I voted for all of y’all and you are winners to me.*
*Corny a** line that hopefully makes y’all feel a little better.
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I’m with Sane on this one!
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I just wanna say EFF Financial Aid at my school cuz they haven’t paid out my account yet! -__- Why won’t you let me be great while I pursue my graduate studies!?!
(Oh, and eff the fact that my complaint doesn’t seem like it would come from me based on my Username lol)
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Sukez Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
Financial aid is eff’n with everyone.
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Eff Lola. Ohhh you know why! *taps foot impatiently*
Eff school starting up again. Being a senior has never ever felt so overwhelming, except in high school. So EFF the fat that it’s happening again, college-edition.
Eff all the decisions I have to make before Spring semester.
Eff the loans.
Eff immediately going to grad school. IF I don’t get in, there goes my grace period to pay these heauxs back
Eff money. I say this with love.
Eff candy. I gave it up so I can avoid the dentist. BUT I think I cracked a fxcking filling.
Eff my potty mouth. 360 change coming soon.
Eff the “We definitely need to chill” line I got this week… from a girl… help?
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Um… eff you…. and I say that with love
Effin ey man… lol
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Eff me trying to be a moral & upstanding person…and trying to hold myself to a higher standard…i don’t know if i should feel effin stupid or proud!
Eff the fact that classes started yesterday…and eff how bored i was in that jawn…the professor is nice but i was just too hungry & tired!
Eff the fact that we have quite a bit of work to do and eff the fact that i want to be productive & start on the work…so a trip to target later will ensue.
Eff the fact that i have class next tuesday so i have to rush from work training to long island & the school website said we didn’t have class! Eff them for being incorrect!
Eff the fact that i now know of an event tonight but don’t want to make the necessary moves to go.
Eff the fact that my refund check was not the amount that i was expecting it to be…what are you tryin to pull _______ University?!
Eff the fact that people aren’t working with me the way they should the things they know that need to be done…#allrudeeverything.
Eff the fact that i miss my chapter so much & i’ve been miserable without them…i’ve never been this codependent or needy before when it comes to my chapter!
Eff the soreness from the pilates & yoga workouts…i’m getting another mat so i can at least be more comfortable.
Eff how indecisive i feel now about getting a new phone…i’m torn between an iPhone 4 & the Blackberry Torch (I’ve been in lust with that phone for a few weeks now)…a trip to the AT&T store needs to happen.
Eff the fact that my friends want me to go to Eastern Parkway on monday…i almost got trampled last time i was there…its been a few years…what debauchery will happen this year?!
Eff how hectic my life will become once September 13th hits!
Have a good effin weekend!
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Eff not having my class schedule together yet. Class starts in little more than a week. I gotta get it together.
^^^Eff the fact that you have another week before classes start…i WISH i could say the same!
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Eff that I don’t have the cahones to tell my friend I don’t want to attend her birthday dinner.
Eff Vegas. Its overrated.
Eff this cold for still hanging on.
Eff not being able to run due to said cold.
Eff feeling like a bowl of J-E-L-L-O because I can’t run.
Eff my dude’s dog. Chew on a pair of my pumps again and I will make you into a pair!!!
Eff mosquitoes being in my OFFICE. Get it together Sci-Tech division!
Eff higher learning, will I really be a “master” of my subject in the end?
Eff the late night, early morning phone calls. The answer is still no.
Eff that I want it all, brand new socks and drawers.
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Eff a crossout…
Eff the black weblog awards… lmaoooo a lot of good blogs got robbed, and I want to call in the “s” word, but at the end of the day I hope you all that support our sites know that at least for popular vote, NOTHING is a given, so you gotta vote vote VOTE!!
Eff healthy eating at times.. its working but damn If i dont want some jerk chicken, fried chicken, griot, oxtail, ice cream, or pizza DAILY!! Building a better body is the motivation I need.
Eff the USPS and UPS still… however I have a resolution to my I’m going postal blog at SBM. Will write part 2 for Streetztalk next week.
Eff me for JUST starting to watch Jersey Shore. I LOVE this show. The Situation is THAT dude.
I think I’m going to dissect the shadiness I see by JWOWW and em next week too… hmmm
Eff HURRICANE EARL!!! Hes ready to superkick the tri state, smh
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 am
GRIOT!!!!!
and some Legume.. and riz et pois
and djon djon.. and bananes..
and a HUGE bottle of Pickliz!!
Haitian food will have you lookin like somethin special in NO TIME!!
When i met my ex, his mother said i was too skinny and made it her personal crusade to fatten me up..
Eff THAT!
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:17 pm
My grandparents make me eat like everything & when i was younger & lost weight, they made fun of me and tried to stuff my face…-_-
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:55 am
Seriously Streetz…Jerk chicken isn’t bad.
I mean it’s just spicy chicken. It’s not like it’s deep fried in buttermilk or some ish.
Get some…enjoy it…and throw a fist up for the inner fat kid
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:05 pm
When i check that a Jerk Chicken Meal has 800+ calories.. eyah it gives me pause..lol
**fist in the air still tho
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:08 pm
O_O WHAT????
where you getting this jerk chicken from?
I ain’t gonna lie, when I’m in NY and they have all those calorie postings…I def take a pause for the cause
Maybe you can get a small meal or share,lol
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Golden Krust -__-
Luv it though!
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I know it! *waves finger* That’s that fast food ish.
Nah, get you some real jerk…I’m sure that’s not 800 calories
There’s a place in Jersey that makes AMAZING jerk chicken
I think you just solved what I’ll be having for dinner tonight,lol
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
The people in Golden Krust make it homemade style though….lol
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LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
*twists up lips West Indian style*
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:48 pm
U need to make some jerk chicken for the 3ways fam…
I aint comin to Jersey tho…
lol
Samantha Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Streetz maybe you should go to Kaieteur Restaurant in
Richmond Hill. They have the best jerk chicken. *drools* I
dont know the calorie count for sure, but it’s boneless
chicken breast so maybe you’ll be fine. I miss golden
krust.
Try it out!
8712 Lefferts Boulevard
Jamaica, NY 11418-2513
(718) 850-0787
LaBakir Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm
What kinda foolishness?
So what, I’m supposed to deliver? Lol
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Golden Krust will have you needing a new gym membership.. what you need is a steel drum and someone’s uncle Lenroy on the street corner..
and stop with all the gravy and rice.. eat it with 2 slices of hardo bread.. Jamaica style..
#LessCalories
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Lola Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Healthy eating blows. Period. And it’s pricey too. Why can’t we eat all the good food and not gain weight?
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:54 pm
@Nick
I get Jerk + veggies. All the time. The ladies in there go in on me>
“Oh, just veggies? Yuh no wan rice an peas? yuh on a diet? yuh wan fi flex yuh muscles for di bumbaclot gyal dem? Reeeespect! **giggles**”
I cant win! lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm
ROTFLMAO!
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:27 pm
LMAO!! yeah, that sounds about right..
tell dem seh wi nuh inna Jamaica nuh more.. di gyal dem nuh like man wha look like Skyy Juice a fi dem daddy..
*kiss teet*
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Streetz Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 pm
lMAOO!!!
Yuh wan mi fi look like mi drink a likkle too much red stripe?! Gyal Dem nuh wan a mon look 6 mons pregnant!! lmaooo
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Im stealing the first one but
Eff it already being September, I have done nothing but complicate my life this summer.
Eff the crazy people at work that have made my last few months complicated.
Eff myself for allowing everything to be complicated and letting life fly by without much/enough occurring.
Eff Donovan McNabb and your state puff marshmellow self, glad you are off my Eagles and already hobbling, being politically correct, and chuckin the ball at peoples feet in D.C. suckers.
Eff everyone that takes life too seriously, im trying to enjoy the right now, not the past, not the future.
Eff anyone interfearing with my present moment
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Eff Hurricane Earl. This ninja was supposed to arrive at 8am and he’s late! Being the ninja I am, I was going to take full advantage of his destruction and perhaps come to work a little late. Being that his @ss wasn’t on time…I was.
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Oh, and eff people who just want to talk. For no good reason. SHUT UP! Don’t feel obligated to speak to me about some foolishness just b/c your by my desk. I really don’t want to hear. Silence is rarely awkward for me. I treasure it. Now STFU
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Eff me for thinking today was Sat. just because I don’t to work. Whoops.
Eff all the Black Web Blog Award talk. We have the love of the fans, that’s better than a .gif to put on our site.
Eff not wanting to do a damn thing today but watch Netflix and see Machete.
Eff the summer being over. It’s been a great one.
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Eff this job.
Eff this economy. Something has got to give.
Eff the promotion they gave me which seems to be in title only. Gimme.my.money!
Eff my co-worker for fake actin’ like she gon’ do some work. o_O
Eff all this rain that has my backyard looking like a jungle.
Eff wanting a cost effective landscaper.
Eff these people wanting me to pay them the money I owe.
Eff the unkown. I need a crystal ball.
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Eff pictures and the fact that I hate how I look in all of them.
Eff Peyso.
Eff this, I’m actually having a pretty great week.
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
you play too much.. your pic was #fancy!
you look great..
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oh.. and eff that my boy has a layover for 1 hour.. and I can’t go say “wuz up” because I have no car..
*sigh*
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wow yal got some eff-ems this week- sorry to disappoint.
Eff post-its for only putting 60 tabs in those flag thing-a-ma-bobs.
Eff feta for tasting so good in my mouth but looking so bad on my hips.
Eff Hurricane Earl for making SBA cancel bar review- and then never showing up!
Eff ASOS for holding tight with my packages. I NEED MY ISH.
ummm that’s all I have.
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Eff this damn part time job for giving me no hours then scheduling me to work Labor Day weekend.
Eff that I have to take myself to the movies
And eff the above because I can’t get a date. This effin sucks.
Eff that I think the coworkers are trying to kill me by leaving spoiled food in the office fridge.
Eff that I want to buy a house but can’t because of debt. Eff living beyond your means.
Eff that there’s another person from the 804 reading this blog. I’m not alone!
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Eff my addiction to retail & all the shopping distribution lists I’m a part of.
Eff set-up fees for cable, water, & electric. Eff bed linens, shower curtains, regular curtains, cleaning supplies, herbs & spices, laundry baskets, nightstands & lamps. Essentially eff everything that comes w/ moving. Why won’t you let me be great?!
Eff my textbooks… as a matter of a fact, eff my classes.
Eff being so excited for class to be done and over w/ but not having the motivation to get started.
Eff YOUR GIRL for calling me & asking me not to call you. For real son?! Eff you for effing me for believing that it was really your girl. Eff you for thinking I’m supposed to believe something else. Eff you for ALMOST getting the goods only for YOUR GIRL to call the next day. Eff you for thinking we’re supposed to pick-up where we left off. Eff that you weren’t my type, I tried to expand my horizons & preferences all the while getting effed over.
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