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Eff Em Friday
Why do the short weeks always feel the effin’ longest?
Slim Jackson
Eff this major organizational meeting coming up that has my head doing 360′s like I’m possessed. Eff these reports, eff these numbers, eff these charts, eff it all to effin’ hell!
Eff drunk texting. Nothing like waking up and saying “oh no” followed by a slap on the forehead. **Takes a sip of V-8** I do type well when drunk though.
Eff the fact it took me 2 weeks to bring a pair of slacks to a dry cleaner I walk by everyday.
Eff emotions. Call me Mr. Icebox. (pause?)
Eff this 8 month s*x drought I’ve been going through…
Toodaloo.
Seattle Washington
Eff wanting to call an “escort” to “surprise” Slim after work today. After all, “That’s what friends are for…”
Eff still being at work as I write these eff ‘ems. Eff that I’ll be back at work when you’re reading these eff ‘ems.
Eff that it could’ve ended beautifully, but it went horribly wrong instead. And eff not knowing why or when the car went off the cliff. And eff me for still caring. When did I start to have… feeeeelings?
Eff all my friends that are getting married and having babies. I didn’t know it was that time in our lives, but thanks for the update folks. Uncle Seattle it is.
Eff making bad decisions and eff them for feeling so damn good.
Eff slingshots and the hilarity they bring. Fast forward to :15 if you’re impatient.
Miss Jenkins
Eff being emotionally drained.
Eff all three of us being kinda emo today. What the eff is that about?
Eff being too young to be feeling this old.
Eff the 3-4 miles I will be running 3 days a week. I feel the pain in my knees already. But I want a flat(ter) tummy, it must be done. Sigh.
Eff the last first semester of my educational career. It’s bittersweet.
The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, A Real American Hero
Eff the Redskins.
Eff the Patriots.
Yea…and eff you guys for being emo today. I threw up in my mouth a little just reading that.
Eff that fool that was planning to burn Qu’ran in Florida on 9/11. Does the term “international incident” mean anything to you, buddy? Jackass.
It’s your turn. Eff away.
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Eff this 8 month s*x drought I’ve been going through…
^^^I’m on month 9!
Eff all my friends that are getting married and having babies. I didn’t know it was that time in our lives, but thanks for the update folks.
^^^I missed the memo too…Being an aunt trumps being pregnant & possibly having baby daddy drama!
Eff Seattle for that video cause i laughed and i don’t think i should have! That must’ve hurt!
Eff the fact that i won’t be getting home till after 10 pm due to my commute from LI back to Brooklyn from class!
Eff not having the apartment to myself when i was in a mood when i realized the above eff.
Eff the fact that i have been an overachiever and have been doing work early! I did 3 different assignments earlier tonight & just typed one of them & was starting on the 2nd when i saw this post was up!
Eff the fact that my job was going to put me on a sub list but called me the next day to tell me i have my original job back. My emotions were all effed and when i came to terms, they called me!
Eff Hofstra for effin with my money!
Eff how i’m losing motivation to work out but i’m trying to sike myself back up…my flexibility is getting better though!
Eff being broke, i’m ready to start working!
Eff the fact that the blackberry torch is a sucky phone (according to the AT&T rep) so i must move on to the iphone nation, which will happen upon receiving my first check.
Eff apple for having a new ipod touch w/ cameras…yea, i’m #salty.
That’s about it cause i need to get back to this school work! Have a good effin weekend!
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Mz Good Heart Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 5:30 am
WTH..i just bought my Itouch a week ago..DAMN
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I got one last semester…i was too upset…the 8 GB is $229, 32 GB is $299 & 64 GB is $399!
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*cracks knuckles*
Eff the ex boy toy. I finally had the balls to say that it was done and over with. No more nookie. Eff the fact that I got a bit emo about it too…
Eff still feeling so effing weak. Seriously, going up the stairs and I feel like I need to sit down and catch a breath.
Eff that I miss working out.
Eff the dr for telling me “no strenuous activity for 4 weeks”. *Le sigh*
Eff the fact that when I decide there’s no more nookie I get this evil burst of hornyness and it’s really hard to satiate.
Eff… oh yeah, eff my old “bff”… betch, I dropped you, stop calling me, I’m NEVER going to answer you. Move on. And yes that was me right behind your car when you were stranded at that exit and I just went around your car and continued my merry way. Didn’t that even give you a clue?
Eff that I’m bout to go to the titty bar and gon have a NuRoc in like an hour, even tho I shouldn’t.
Eff that this day has dragged asssssssssssssssss.
Eff my iTunes. I tried to put that thing in order. Play list Folders for each artist, sub play list folders for each of their albums, and after 4 hours of sifting through it I was barely at the letter “D”. #iQuit. So I deleted all of the play lists and just kept it as is.
Eff Slim and his Food Porn binge he’s been on all week! Lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:17 am
How much music do you have?! 4 hours?! O_O
Whenever i download a new album, i set up the playlist then…it can be quite a chore…i hope to never have to start over!
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Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:08 am
In between A and D 950 lol
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:51 am
Good jeebus lady but you have my respect as an avid music lover!
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:19 am
I have maybe 4000 plus on my itunes. your settings don’t set up the folders for you automatically? mine does…
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Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Nope. How you do that?
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Impart that wisdom on me as well cause i don’t know how to do that either! I set up the playlists on my own!
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I think its under controls, then preferences. Every time you upload a new file it will sort them in whatever folder your music goes to on your hard drive by artist, then album. I thought that was automatic though unless dictated otherwise…
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
nevermind I see you said playlist folders…sowwy. I just sort by the artist for that…
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Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
cool messikan jumping beans!
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Eff emotionally unavailable people. That’s not normal. Seek a therapists couch or Lucy.
Eff games. I now know some just aren’t worth playing.
Eff being an asshole. Its a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. Pun intended.
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:36 am
yes to all of this!
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LaBakir Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I know everyone has some baggage but damn…
Like seriously…I wish they would take their Louie V. set worth of baggage and go that way…..far away from me! Duffle bag and all. LOL
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Eff the slave trade that is currently my workload and life. Eff whoever’s in charge of my To-Do list, cause it sure ain’t me. Eff insomnia. That is all.
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Eff the thirst I had to block cuz she was doing WAY TOO MUCH!
Eff your drought cuz mine is going on for *counts on fingers* 7 days. Sucks to be YOU!! :-*
Eff school for not being free.
Eff Peyso, Slim, Dr. J, Max, Twit Ma, Lola and um you too! Why? Ehh it’s a free country.
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Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:11 am
Eff Suki… and all her imaginary fatness
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max Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Eff you for coming on my blog crying about you’re about to turn 21! Eff your young a$$.
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SaneN85 Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Right!
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And HOLYYYY SHIITTTT!!! I died at the many times they played back Fave VS Watermelon!!!!
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:58 am
*FACE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I’m cryinggg. Please make it stop.
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eff my mother- everything she touches turns into a bigger problem for me.. STOP. TRYING. TO. HELP. ME
eff my brother, are we REALLY putting empty cups in the fridge so we don’t have to wash them? is that what we do now?
eff this party my girl dragged me to. i was “being supportive” and all the models lost they mind when Will came in. Who is he again? I’ll go sit outside, thanks.
eff that it’s 4:30 in the morning and I still can’t find my bed. someone help me locate it. (i couldn’t help it)
eff that I’m waiting on too many pieces of paperwork right now and I’m nervous they won’t come in before I have court.
eff that the stress I’m under is gonna make me lose my hair (I feel it) I’m gone be baldheaded..
eff that next month, I might involuntarily be writing these eff ems from Kingston 6.
and eff my body, I work you out and what do you do? You have me in pain for two days.
eff Peyso.. because it’s been a while since I seent im..
eff my blog. Why can’t I write your posts on time? Dang!
happy effin Friday!
Love, Nick
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Will who?
RIGHT!! People out here get all gaga over stars. Getsonmynerves!
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Yung Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
eff your brother and my cousin for being so freaking lazy..put it in the sink at least you douche!!
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Eff this stripper who just yeah totally turned me out!!! I swear if I was a dude with a penis I’d take her home and eff the shit out of her!!!!
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 8:41 am
lol. strippers impress the heck out of me. I’ve taken a couple of pole dancing classes and earned a new respect for pure talent.
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Capricorn Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 9:08 am
I’m taking a class in October. So I should be scared, is what you are saying?
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Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
@ Lil Miss Sunshine right?! I did it too and man, I couldn’t climb the pole, pause, lol, that ish was hard!!!
@ Capricorn don’t be scared, it’s actually a very fun class and you definitely learn tricks… oh and you’ll be sore as hell and probably have mad bruises lol
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
not scared capricorn but prepare to be sore. Sometimes swinging around looks so easy and then you start to climb up and you hate yourself lol
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Eff the paint fumes and dry wall dust in my office that have my sinuses burning like a Cali hillside.
Eff my boss. Please take your ass back to Columbia. I’ve got this.
Eff the Oakland Raiders. You curs better play as if you’ve actually heard of football this year.
Eff everybody. Everyone should be effed every now and then.
Eff the workday. It is you that is preventing me from curling up with Moneypenny and well… effing her.
Lastly, eff Drake. Still don’t know why I hate you Aubrey. DJ Yella lookin a@@.
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eff not doing a d@mn thing I wanted to while I was in NYC… i hate running on other people’s schedules.
eff me being shy
eff bluebooking… actually double eff.
eff my iPod mini.. yeah I said mini- judge me.
eff this heat- I want fall!
and finally eff Essie for not making St. Barths Blue anymore after I fell in love with the color
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:37 am
check online lots of discontinued nail colors on a couple sites. you can find it!
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I had a mini & i loved it till i couldn’t fit all my music on it anymore…so i loaded it with music a student would like & gave it to her as a graduation gift & brought a new one for myself. They definitely last…they are made of like teflon (i dropped it a few times).
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Eff Peyso. For the last time.
Eff the crush. Pause. Um…stop with the muscular pics. Well maybe not.. lol
Eff this job.
Eff this weather.
Eff the ragweed count for sending my mom to the ER yesterday.
Eff my Tarheels for not winning last week.
Eff rush hour traffic.
Eff the crush AGAIN. no pause, lol!!
Eff payday because my money is spent. I have $20 left.
Eff the economy.
Eff the Florida preacher because he’s an IDIOT.
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Daaaaaaaang Slim, you sounding like me. Supposedly after a year you don’t even notice. *shrugs*
Eff that I’m getting old & the corny romance scenes in movies are making me giggle like I’m 7. The day when Megan Good gives into Columbus Short in Stomp the Yard had me giddy as all get out last night.
Eff that I have to travel to Fayette-Hell, NC on Monday. That town is DRY.
Eff me for going on vacation, moving homes & buying textbooks all at once. BROKE is not the word for my life right now. FAMISHED is more like it.
Eff my gf for wanting to bring her bf EVERY DAMN WHERE WE GO. Ugh. I mean a girls day to an amusement park becomes US & them. Whomps. Am I hating? I could be… I don’t eeem know.
Eff this assignment for being due today & me just realizing 5 hours ago.
OMG… and double eff the dream I had last night that had me physically kicking in my sleep. I was whopping that mans a$s in my dream but now my thighs are sore. That was the weirdest ish I have ever experienced.
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Daaaaaaaang Slim, you sounding like me. Supposedly after a year you don’t even notice. *shrugs*
^^^I’m definitely more comfortable with my situation…life is drama-free (as far as that goes).
Eff the professors that make us buy all those textbooks! Its like they swear that we, as students, are ballin out of control…since when does students become synonymous with B.M.F.
I understand about the friend wanting to bring her BF everywhere…my friend was like that till dude became her baby daddy and they broke up. Now she just talks about the drama all the time…
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eff pissing that girl off on purpose last night, but then feeling bad after it actually worked
eff having a conscience all of sudden, that’s not how i roll
eff not having been to church in 5/6 months, that will change this wknd
eff the useless meeting i have to attend every morning at 7AM
eff the Vikings for looking playing like they just met each other last night
eff the Vikings secondary for letting Devry Henderson look like Jerry Rice in his hayday
eff all the artists i like for always pushing back their albums (J. Cole, Kid Cudi, Kanye, to name a few…)
eff women that speak girlese; no means yes, yes means no, maybe means yes or no depeding on the time of day and how many babies were born that month in an immediate 17 mile radius
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 9:33 am
Eff Carver and everyone on wordpress (Nick too!) that has to accept comments. *awaiting moderation* I didn’t cuss this time! >_<
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Carver Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:19 am
haha, i got you. i’m glad you said something otherwise it woulda been in comment purgatory til Monday lol
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Nick@Nite Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
hey Ohh!!
I changed that, it doesn’t need to be in moderation anymore.. Trust me, I got tired of going into my inbox (pause) to approve all the comments..
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:44 am
eff not having been to church in 5/6 months, that will change this wknd
Jesus is waiting Carver.
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Eff CHeeKZ.
Eff MSN and gchat for refusing to allow me to participate in ratchedness with my friends. I hate know that sh!t-talking is going on and I’m missing it.
Eff the amount of work that is going in to planning my three birthday parties. Can’t someone just do it for me?
Eff only getting two weeks of vacation. How is that okay? I got more days off when I was a fry girl at McDonalds.
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SaneN85 Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Who said anything about sh*t-talking? There was none of that. *evil grin* Or was there?
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Eff being 21 in November. *boo hoo* (Just to piss Max & everyone else off)
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max Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Eff you Sukez!
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 9:39 am
You know, Max loves me more than her comment shows. And it’s making my Friday ^_^
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HEAVEN Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:16 am
TWENTY ONE in November?!?!?! awwww those were the days… Please enjoy your youth… for me…. please…. because before u know it… u’ll be packing lunches and going to PTA meetings and TURNING 30 in February… sigh….
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:26 am
You all make being old sound hilar.ious.
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:39 am
21? That instantaneously made me bitter. Does that make my late 20s ancient?
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:39 am
I actually love getting older (and better)–turning 29 in a month! 21 was fun but I’m LOVING my life now
early 20s were a lot of drama…but yes make the most of it because it really flies by!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Exactly!! 21 was nice, but I would rather be 28. Seriously, life only gets better after 25.
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Bring it on late 20s!!
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:14 am
You ladies need to show me a thing or two…because I promise your my stress level skyrocketed at the age of 25. Womp Womp.
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Sukez Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Stay positive? But what do i know? I’m 20! >_<
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Uh oh I have more.
Eff my addiction to bagels and the fact that I average 5 a day.
And a big fat dutty eff to the commenters on The FreshXpress. Ya’ll are some ignant a$$holes. Eff you!
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Eff these piles of laundry that no one else seems to notice piling up but me…
Eff these balanced meals I have to prepare for these kids. It’s FRIDAY… Pizza Hut it is!
Eff being 30 in a few months and STILL not knowing what I want to do when I grow up…
EFF the fact that I forgot to pack something for her midmorning snack today… Now she will look like the poor hungry girl in class… and she will make me feel bad as soon as i pick her up from school…
Eff responsibilites and obligations
Eff the fact that my family lives in another state and its so hard to find a babysitter…
Eff it ALL…pardon me while I drown myself in the dishwasher…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:24 am
“Eff it ALL…pardon me while I drown myself in the dishwasher…”
I’m sorry but that’s a hilarious image.
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Yeah, I am sorry girl but that made me chuckle too.
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
EFF the fact that I forgot to pack something for her midmorning snack today… Now she will look like the poor hungry girl in class… and she will make me feel bad as soon as i pick her up from school…
^^^A good teacher will be prepared with something for the children who don’t have a snack (whatever the case maybe)…that’s what teacher’s who I’ve had practicum with do (the good ones at least).
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Eff Michigan!
Eff Notre Dame!!
Eff anyone talking about the NBA. Football season just started, keep any and all NBA speak to yo self.
Eff the troll who followed me around the museum yesterday. Your first mistake was your face. Sorry, but the game ended right there.
Eff the Buckeyes playing at 3:30 tomorrow. That means I have to get up early to run my errands. And I’m going to miss church service at 5pm.
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I just want to say I love this blog for giving me the outlet to eff people, inanimate objects and my job. Thank you writers.
Effff it here we go!
Eff my insomnia. Getting 7 hours of sleep in 2 days is not cool.
Eff my thighs feeling like jello although I’m running again.
Eff that I haven’t sent the package to Toronto yet. I am a bad auntie.
EFF HIS TENACITY!!!!
Eff that I am losing my will power. I can hear TLC’s “So I creep….yeahhhhh just creeping on the..” playing softly in the background…
Eff that. I will maintain my fortitude.
Eff Professor X for drooling and spitting when he talks. I am going to wear a rain parka to class next week.
Eff property shopping. I need to sell a kidney or something.
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Lets Get it. G-Dep:
1) Eff the Cowboys, Skins, and Eagles. Big Blue is up in this BITCH!!!!!
2) Eff Old Man Favre. I swear he is of the bloodline of Jesus of Nazareth. He’s going to a CHRISTENING for his GRANDSON on Sunday!! WTF! I hope Im as mobiel as son at his age, smh
3) Eff Insanity. Tomorrow is my LAST DAY!!! I feel so accomplished, but Sunday starts operation: 7 Days. Check Streetztalk.net for more information #Shamelessplug
4) Eff the whack Quesadilla I got from the Deli. yes, I tried a deli quesadilla. They hook errythang else up well. This? umm NO! Smfh!!
5)Eff bills. I need to become Mike the Situation and make 5 mil a year for being an ass. lol.
Have a great weekend!
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SaneN85 Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Speaking of JS, eff Sammi!
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BP Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Eff Streetz for effing the Cowboys! Keep drinking your hatorade!
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Streetz Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
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whatever dogz
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Little Miss Sunshine Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
YES. Sammi can kick rocks. I have never seen something so foolish in all my existence. Sigh.
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Eff that I could no longer take my drought, and returned to my past. Probably a bad idea.
Eff men who talk about how they want to have sex all day every day, and then whine after a few rounds about being sensitive there.
Eff Lola and L. DeJean for steady having novels to eff every week. I need super short sentences if your list is that long.
Eff Slim for making fun of our droughts.
Eff me for wishing I had received a drunk text from Slim. I’m sure it was hilarious.
Eff cops for giving my girl two tickets
Eff this, I’m out.
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
LOL! I think this is the first time that you’ve effed me #pause #nowandasykes! I will try to do better! lol
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
SaneN is the cutest by far:
“Eff that I could no longer take my drought, and returned to my past. Probably a bad idea.”
go ahead girl. You deserved it.
“Eff men who talk about how they want to have sex all day every day, and then whine after a few rounds about being sensitive there.”
O boy. More cardio it is.
in the mean time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk
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Sukez Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 12:58 am
You’re gay lol
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 10:17 am
u mad?
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Sukez Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Never the time.
I heart you.
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Eff thirst.
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max Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Eff me for not remembering to eff thirst!
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Sukez Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Oh, I wanted to say, “Thirst happens twice a morning from Monday to Friday. Midnight. 1am. Say No to Thirst.
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Eff Max for making me want to come up with a swindle to get off *pause work early so I can drive to downtown LA to an undisclosed office location.
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Eff pay day being broke day.
Sheesh.
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Capricorn Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Eff payday.
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LaBakir Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Yeah, seems like there’s never enough…or just enough.
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Eff the fact that i haven’t even started getting paid yet…my job doesn’t start till monday! -_-
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LaBakir Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Yeah, eff that too!
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
thanks for the moral support!
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Yung Lola Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I’ve realized that “Bills arrive faster than your paycheck” is such a true statement.
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Eff getting older and my ability to give a f*ck is dwindling. I’m laughing off a lot more things than i used to a few months ago.
Eff that also getting older means that i can’t stay up as late as i used to…did this happen to anyone else as they were reaching a quarter of a century?
Eff not wanting to go out beyond seeing Corinne Bailey Rae perform tonight.
Eff the fact that i had to shell out $275 to have my laptop screen fixed -_-
I tried to keep things short since Sane effed Lola & me (#pause? but #norickymartin) for having longer than a sentence!
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also, eff my brother for getting his license revoked last night.. you buy clothes and an iPod but didn’t think that getting your new decal was important.!?! he’s the worst..
your bday was in June, pull it together!
eff that i didn’t go to bed til 5 something, thus waking up at noon.. it’s not cool when your day is done when you just started..
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Eff this sinus infection…if I sneeze again something just might fall off.
Eff my co-worker for saying bless you everytome I sneeze…thank you for being so kind but damn I’ve sneezed all 700 times idiot…don’t you get it I’m sick not just sneezing.
Eff that my favorite Aunt effing died on my dude’s b-day. Now everytime I celebrate his birthday I will think of her death.
Which bring me to my next Eff…EEEFFFFF Cancer you struck again buddy…maybe I should have more kids so that they can help find a cure for this epidemic. Cancer SUCKS!!!!
Eff that my car looks like I drove through a mud field and my sinus problem prevents me from being out in the GA heat for too long…guess I will be asking HIM to wash my car.
Eff that people have INVITED THEMSELVES to my house to celebrate HIS birthday. This was not the weekend to clean up…eff you people now I gotta go home and dust, mop, and all other not-in-my-plan things…EFFFF!!!
That is all.
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Here we go:
Eff me backsliding to only find out it wasn’t worth it.
Eff not being able to get to work on time, but eff them since these are my last 3 weeks anyway.
Eff these late classes and additional study hours that will take over my life until I get that 170+ on the LSAT in Dec.
Eff relationships… they shouldn’t be this complicated.
Eff me volunteering when I really want to be at happy hour when I get off in 2 hours and then straight to Busboys *le sigh*
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LaBakir Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
c/s Eff 4
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
If relationships were easy, your fave blogs wouldn’t exist. #truths
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SBF Addicted to Retail Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
As much as I love you Slim, I think I would rather be kissy-faced w/ my uncomplicated boo then pounding it out on the keyboard. #ijs
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I’d rather be man-handling my chick than trying to find roundabout ways to vent on the internet.lol. So I actually co-sign what you said.
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MissCollegeAlum Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Yeah, but they shouldn’t be Dr. Jerkyll & Hyde complicated.
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Reecie Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
ditto. but good thing I don’t take relationship advice from blogs either…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 10th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Sure you don’t. That’s what they all say. lol.
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Forgot one!
Eff the redskins!!!! Go Cowboys!
If I walk in my house on Sunday & see there are more Redskins fans than Cowboys for this game night & my boys get close to losing near the end… I’m just pulling the power. They can eff that! Hmph
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Forgot to swing by here today.
Eff me for wanting to contact the so we can hanky panky.
Eff that’s its been nearly 2 months since I slapped skins with the ex
Eff the kids mom I tutor for letting the kid stay up way past her bedtime and giving her sugary azz cereal 4 breakfast and scheduling early tutor sessions. Dam kid made me want to shake her today!
Eff St. John’s GEAR UP!!! Hope you lose your grant $
Eff my Dr. for trying to force that dam Guardasil shot on me. No means no
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L. Dejean Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 3:08 am
i did it…it hurts like hell…but a doctor of patients with HIV/AIDS said she had her own daughter on line for it when it first came out…#shrug…its only 4 strands that it will protect you from though #justsayin
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