Eff ‘Em Friday
How fitting that our 300th post falls on not just any Friday, but Eff ‘Em Friday. You’d think that we’d be happy about the week right? Well…think again. Make sure you subscribe to the site though. It makes all our lives better. Now, time to start eff’n!
Slim Jackson
Eff this muthaf*ckin week! I.Am.The.Angry.Black.Guy. Did I have bbq this week? Yes. Did I have a great Italian family style meal this week? Yes. Did I have a productive week at work? Yes. Does that that mean I can’t be pissed? Nope! Eff snakes layin’ in the grass waitin’ to catch me writing dirty slippin’. I see you.
Eff all the folks who commented on yesterday’s post about eating healthy and how meat sits in the colon (ubbbberr pause) for 30 days. I love steak and hamburgers. Yall had me reflectin’ on the condition of my insides. Maybe I’ll cut down on the pork. That’s about the best I can do. Effff! I still love yall though. Just gotta eff ya this week….
Eff the fact that I been draggin’ ass every night. There hasn’t been an energy drink that’s been able to revive me to cure this Suddenly Fatigued Slim Syndrome. This weekend will be dedicated to rest. I wanna spoon too. Yeah, I like warm bunz bein’ pressed up against me like we grillin’ a panini. No forkin’ though. Sike.
Eff Joe Wilson. I hope he goes impotent…if he hasn’t done so already. If I were Barack, I would’ve turned and said “You must not know who I am…I’m the mutha effin’ POTUS B*tch! Eff outta here before I break you in half. Someone have Bovice and Orpheus escort this man outta the buildin’.”
Eff the mosquito that made a 3 course meal out of my head. I went to sleep fine and woke up more lumpy than poorly cooked grits. Mosquito, if I find you…I will body you.
Seattle Washington
Eff these folks for cramming as much bullshit as they possibly could within this 4 day work week. And eff myself for thinking I could coast through this week with ease. Eff it all!!!
Eff me spazzing because I thought lost my Moleskin notebook somewhere on the streets of Boston only to find it in my bag at the end of the day.
Eff last minute changes in the game. Pssst. You, yeah you. The project has been approved by everyone. You’re going to come in off the bench during the last minute of the 4th quarter and sh!t the bed?! Eff you man. Now I’m stuck at work on a Thursday night cranking away on a bull—- back up plan that probably won’t even see the light of day because we’ll end up going with what we had in the first place. And if it does see the light of day, I will be keeping my name off that potential piece of crap because it’s stinks so much the team from CSI: Miami wouldn’t touch it.
Eff these 8am, 8:30am, 9am conference calls. My brain doesn’t begin to function until 10am. I.am.not.a.morning.person. Now I have to pretend to be a chipper Black guy and act like I want to be here while I’m on the phone with you when it’s clear that I don’t. At all.
Eff my ambitions and drive. It literally hurts my soul that I can’t make right moves now, but I realize I must have patience and let things unfold as they may. However that is like telling a man with keys to a SSC Ultimate Aero to do a nice 30mph on a race track. Yes, I am comparing myself and my talent to the fastest car in the world.
Eff my Ace for getting that job. Yeah I know I said I was proud of him last week, and I still am, but eff him. I was hoping to get down to NYC before everyone broke out so the whole crew could party and live for a few. Eff you fam. And I say that as I make plans to go down to the ATL. Congratu-effing-lations chief.
Eff getting used to having certain folks around. Put a few miles back in between and things are quickly back in perspective.
Eff chicks who wear too much effing mascara. I’m being nice when I give you a church hug. I did not want my shirt to turn into the Shroud of Turin.
Eff having so much to eff this week. This is one of those times when folks should be lucky that it takes two weeks to get a strap from the government (even though I know someone who knows someone). As my cousin Mr. Maynard said, “[It] just makes me want to Falcon Punch these tricks.”
Miss Jenkins
Eff the Congress folk that still make decisions for the people of this country despite the fact that they can no longer eat solid foods or go to the bathroom on their own. Get the eff out of office.
Eff these angry black men I blog with. Not at the same time though. Happy 300 guys.
Eff Seattle for having a “Moleskin notebook.” Pause homie.
Eff all the reading I have to do for class. My weekend is shot. I guess this means that summer is really over, even though the weather has been indicating such for about two weeks now. And eff the fact that I will have to stop wearing chancletas soon.
Eff having to be on a budget and not being able to spend mad dough on the kicks I want. Eff having to make responsible decisions so that I won’t have to choose between having meals and drinking Red Bull at the end of the semester. Even though I will probably still end up making that decision anyway. Red bull usually wins. Eff my liver.
Alright good people, you know the drill.
Eff you very much, and have a great effin’ weekend,
The Three Ways Crew
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Eff this chilly, cloudy, rainy weather. As much as I love my clothing options for the fall, I’m not ready for this type of weather.
Eff next week being a full work week. This 4 day week felt sooo good.
Eff me for spending all of my lunch break, plus 30 min, in the NC Museum of Natural Sciences. Eff it though, b/c the museum was definitely the highlight of my day.
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Still Water Digresses Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 7:34 am
“Eff me for spending all of my lunch break, plus 30 min, in the NC Museum of Natural Sciences. Eff it though, b/c the museum was definitely the highlight of my day.”
Eff NC for wasting my life.
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Here we Effing go again!
“I’m the muthereffing POTUS bitch!” that’s classic! I love it and I’m using it!
Its friday, so only one more day of work! Yess, but Eff mondays! I hate Mondays!
Eff this effing NYC weather! We had 2 weeks of summer,3 days of fall and now its so effing cold out I guess 8 months of winter! Damn old man winter to hell, bastard!
Eff the dude who answered the phone on tuesday @ the best buy and repeatedly told me “no no no the blueprint 3 isn’t coming out till friday” after I said “are u sure cause ppl keep saying its coming out today not friday and I kno the promo says friday too” I mean seriously u work there…u didn’t see that giant ass display board with like 100 blueprint 3’s in front. Bastard!
Eff me for not knowing it came out tuesday from jump!
Ehh lots more to eff but out of somewhat cleaver ways to say them without jus babbling on like those inconsiderate lunatics @ my job. Eff them!
But I will say this, taking a small note from miss jenkins last week! Today is sept 11th and everyone knows the significance in that. I must be thankful that my mom got out of tower 7 ok, even though that chick ran back to make sure she turned the stove off in her office. SERIOUSLY!!! Thankful that my dads a firefighters but in 01 he happened to be out for knee surgery that week! And somehow while all of this was occurring and I was upstate at school, I didn’t flinch cause I just knew they were both fine!
Oh one more …..
EFF the terrorist! You muthe-reffers!
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Lol…i’m not that native to the site, so I really don’t have no Eff’s for this week! Lol.
OH yeaaaa, you know what…
Eff the fact that my site is getting like 200-300 hits a day with hardly any comments. LOL. MAKES ME SAD THOUGH!! Like what’s wrong with it?
Eff the fact that i’m not where I wanna be in life && Eff the fact i’m only 21, I should still be able to have it NOW.
Eff that B*tch I saw yesterday. She almost got EFFED up!!!!
…for real though.
Eff all the people that are gonna get on my nerves next week!! MuddaSuckas!
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All I wanna say is Eff NY State for making me pay the highest property taxes in the entire world! and Eff myself for moving from the Bronx to Buffalo?! What the Eff was I thinking…
Matter of fact, Eff the Free World lol…
That is all…
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Eff family vacations…
Eff the effing cold front that is coming through this weekend while I’m on this effin family vacation at the beach…
Eff it looking like it’s gonna rain all day today…
Eff the fact that I’ve been up packing all night and now it looks like I gotta repack because the weather forecast changed by 5 degrees within the last 8 hrs
Eff the spot that my Dad booked at the beach for not having cable when the Jay-Z concert is tomorrow night and the season finale of True Blood comes on Sunday
Eff my aunt for b*tching out on the trip at the last minute so now I’m the only non-parent on the trip
Eff unemployment for sending my check late so now I gotta go to the bank AND run errands before I hit the road
Eff a certain dept at a certain NYC department for not letting me know about a job I interviewed for back in July
Eff whatever a$$hole withdrew the position I applied for two days ago and then reposted it causing me to have to reapply all over again
Eff the economy for having me out of work for so long
ok… I think that’s it… for now
oh and in advance Eff the random fight I know my sister and father are going to get into on the drive to the beach over something stupid and trivial that’s gonna make the 2hrs seem like 2 days… and while I’m at it eff Virgos (they’re both virgos)
… ok, now I’m done.
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Streetztalk Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Im in ther tonite too! Im doing cheap seats for the first time. Wasnt trying to pay $400+ for seats when for 1/3 of that price ive sat floorside!
We gon be crunk tho!
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Eff you and your tickets
P
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Amendments…
Eff my sister for tearing up because the burger spot effed up her order… Aren’t you 36?!!? Why are you CRYING over food… WDDDA?
Eff my dad and sister for having the argument I predicted earlier before we even get on the road…
Eff my sister for sending me to pick up my niece from school and forgetting that she also sent my grandmother… #fail!
Eff ex’s… where the EFF did you pop up from and what the EFF made you think it was okay to contact me… GO the EFF AWAY!!
Eff CVS for not having my Rx ready…
Eff not having insurance… $40 for BC pills… WORD!??!?
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Peyso Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
My mans and dem jus came through with the ticket for the Hovi boy on some last hour sh!t…. FOR THE FREE
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Eff your friends for being awesome and eff my friends for being momentarily inferior… lol
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I may be broke and miserable, but I look fabulous today and I can sleep in tomorrow.
Wait… no I can’t. Yay for Habitat for Humanity!
Yay for YMCA Black Achievers!
Yay Friday!
But yo… What’s good with the e-mail subscriptions?
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EFF ANYONE WHO SAY’S JAY-Z ISN’T THE BEST EVER!
EFF ALL OF YOU FOLKS WHO DON’T COP THE BPIII!
EFF THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DRIVE TO MARYLAND AFTER WORKING FROM 6:30-4 TODAY!
EFF THE FACT THAT I HAVEN’T STAYED 7 CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN MY NEW PLACE SINCE I MOVED IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO.
EFF MY DEAN FOR MAKING ME DRIVE HIM BACK TO NYC AFTER WE LEAVE MARYLAND! (*i still love him though)
EFF ANY BODY WHO’S THINKING BOUT SAYING EFF ME BECUZ I AIN’T WORRIED BOUT YA’LL CUZ I’M ALREADY ME!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Your dean is such a prick.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am
“EFF ANYONE WHO SAY’S JAY-Z ISN’T THE BEST EVER!
EFF ALL OF YOU FOLKS WHO DON’T COP THE BPIII!”
Co-Signage.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Eff me than………
Hov has been great for the longest period of time. Best Ever?
Why do you deny God’s Son his proper place?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:38 am
I personally think Bubba Sparxx is the greatest rapper of all time.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Plies. Top 5. Dead or Alive.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:19 am
None of whom have sh*t on Chingy.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:47 am
stop sleeping on Cation the Gay Rapper.
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Peyso Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Ya know Andy Milonakis has the best flow and freestyles ever G.O.A.T.
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Eff terrorists. Nuff said.
Eff h1n1. Yeah you thought you had me mother phlucker but I prayed (and whiskeyed) you right out of my system. Yeah that’s right I had a fever last night and a man 2 cubicles over out with swine flu and I whooped that fever’s @$$. Take that take that take that. Uh huh yeah. You like this meat trapped in your colon walls h1n1 don’t you yeah take that take that.
Sorry got a little carried away.
Thank You Jesus for healing power!! I got the victory!!!!! Don’t bring ur negativity around me today (cheekZ) cuz I aint hearin it!!!!!!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:49 am
*** walks up to Joey….
grabs booty with a smack
slowly rolls hands to cup of said booty
squeezes twice***
I know you kept calling for God while I worked… but It was me that sweated that flu out of you last night.
**smacks the other cheek and walks away into the NYC Fog**
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
He’ll be here all day ladies and gents…
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
cheekZ iHate you right now!! LMAO!
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Cheekie Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
*DEAD*
Folks ask me how I e-put up with this ninja. lmfao
I’m mad at how he walked away into the fog. I hope you didn’t walk away with some other dude, because according the Mos Def…that’s ghey.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
10pts for the Brown Sugar reference
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
terrible… lol
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Happy 300th!
Effe not being a black girl with wash n’ wear hair. Since I’ve started going to the gym, I have to do some kind of something to my hair TWICE TO THREE TIMES A WEEK.
Effe that!
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Reecie Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:11 am
speaking of hair…eff me for deciding that since its now “fall” I should go back to rollersets. Its still hot here so what was I really thinking. I sweat like a hebrew slave under the dryer last night. eff that. I’m making an appt for a blowout next week.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Girl, RIGHT… oh em gee sitting under the dryer is like working OUT for an hour.
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Tatica Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Nicki, look into trying a conditioner called Lacio Lacio; it has kept my hair on point through the workouts and up to the next styling session.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Thanks chica… did you get it online or was it in the stores?
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Tatica Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Got it at the beauty supply, but it’s the same price if you have to buy it online.
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Hey folks,
I’m aware of the email subscription issue that seems to be going on. Eff Feedburner for really effin up in the game right now. I’m going to address it this weekend and potentially switch to a new and more reliable service. In the future, please use the “Holler at Us” page for anything pertaining to website issues. I usually respond pretty quickly. Thanks. Now back to to the regularly scheduled effing…
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:27 am
hehe @ Regularly scheduled effing
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Cheekie Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
LOL…I can’t wait ’til the effing sweeps.
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Eff the uncertainty of my job.
Eff passive aggressive managers who don’t know how to manage, because well…they’re just too damn passive aggressive.
Eff people being on Paternity leave when they need to expedite some decision-making that could change my life.
Eff sleeping alone in the cold of the night.
Eff it being cold after not having a summer.
Eff the inevitable freezer that will become my room, since our crib aint insulated properly.
Eff “Friends” for making me laugh so darn hard.
Just eff…
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Eff Nyela Goodness for not inviting me to be her personal heater on those cold nights!
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am
O, n shout out to SEATTLE n Eff him too!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Eff you too sir. A little because you said eff me, a little because it’s Friday, but mostly just because you’re you.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Did someone just throw wood on the floor?
::God Bless the Swinging Second D::
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:27 am
@RCLS: I don’t get it.lol
@Brookland’s: aww you tryna be my e-boo?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Sounds like a personal problem.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’m trying to be your E-BOO, A-BOO, B-BOO, C-BOO, D-BOO, and any other BOO you want me to be baby gyrl…8-)
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Yep, my ears did not deceive me
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Peyso Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Swinging Second? (Pause) I like that though (pause again)
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Use it freely, no royalties assessed.
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Eff waking up sick on a Friday when I was all set to go out tonight. Don’t think it’ll look to good to be sniffling and sneezing with that martini in hand.
Eff no big, interesting (to me at least) acts coming to town when the company offers to buy me tickets in recognition of my awesomeness.
Eff still thinking about ‘him’ randomly and feeling blue about it.
Eff not being able to NOT worry about someone in the family at all times; I wish I was more selfish sometimes.
Eff teenagers on the train. I hate you all.
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“Eff teenagers on the train. I hate you all.”
yes LAWD!!
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Eff the cold weather!!!!!!!!
Eff that my friend is now mad at me for not telling her that i suspected that her now ex-boyfriend is a flaming homo. My bad homie! I didn’t see it with my eyes so i felt the need to keep quiet…nothing would’ve been worse than me calling homie out and it turned out to be a fallacy.
Eff her bein mad at me bc i chose not to stick my nose in her business! I’m sorrryyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Eff the man that’s effin’ her ex.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:58 am
LMAO! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, I Want Meh Rum in di Mornin Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I somehow think he might like that.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:22 am
LOL!
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Ash Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:24 am
LOL! Been here. I tried to get mad at my friends for two seconds, too and they said the same thing, “Wasn’t my business. If you love him, I love him.” I couldn’t be mad at that…
She’ll get over it.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:31 am
maybe it’s me, but i will definitely tell my girl if I think her man is playing for the other team. Especially if I have some good proof….
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:48 am
See that’s the thing…i didn’t have GOOD proof…and i had never met the man…it was just stuff she was saying that made me say…”uhhhhmmmm” i.e…He said he was waiting until marriage to have sex (which i can respect) and he was a virgin bc he never had sex with girls or did anything remotely sexual with a female…Dude…ur damn near 30…and y was he reiterating the “girls” part? And…he was just to dag on pretty and he liked spending more time with his friends than her…now i can understand male bonding…I’m cool with that…but yall decepticon arse ninjas are doin typical date night stuff together…SUSPECT! And he hates sports…BUT i never saw him gettin it in with a dude and i never met him so…i thought it best to keep my mouth shut! lol
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Aw damn. This dude was at those poker parties…
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Password for entrance, “Doin the Butt….”
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am
You just ruined a good song.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
My bad! lol it was the first thing that came to mind…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:15 am
hahahahahahahahahaha
I am sorry but your freind is blind as a bat….
I don’t like sports or sex…….. COME ON!
We have been through this before… Virgin’s past 22 should set off an alarm.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:30 am
“We have been through this before… Virgin’s past 22 should set off an alarm.”–I’m leavin this alone! lol And it wasn’t so alarming to me that he was a virgin…more so that he never felt up a breast…or tasted the kitty…
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Peyso Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Male virgins past 22 who aint uber religious are ghey. NONNEGOTIABLE
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
lol… i understand that situation. And it is a little suspect that he never had a sexual experience…never copped a feel or anything?
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
He was her first “experience,” and he was super nervous…Which she said he was HORRIBLE at might i add….
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Ash Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
But there was no proof, just an observation. It is something that should be approached carefully cause some women will blame you and hate you for speaking it.
It’s a totally awkward situation for friends, that’s why I just let it go. They were there for me when I came to my senses and that’s all that really matters.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
i understand. and honestly, i think one of my girls would blame me and hate me if i told her about any suspician i may have about her man. right now, i think my girl is too dependent on her man for everything, and it bothers me, but i know how she is, so i just pray for hope, and get one of our other friends to talk to her.
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eff my car right now.
that is all.
- Parkay McPistols
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Eff Guns & Butter for trying to say Inglorious Bastards is better than District 9……….
Lies! Lies!
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:32 am
District 9 was horrible.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am
WHAT?!!!?!!!!!!!!!????
Mental note never take a movie review from BlueFame.
District Nine was one of the best scifi movies of all time. Amazing detail. Revolutionary advertising. Brillant CG. Amazing emotion. Than on top of all that they base it on amazing historical context that fits perfectly into today immigration issues. It was Brillant.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:48 am
I’m just not into Sci-Fi like that…my date liked it…i understood the social commentary but it was just too out of the box for me.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 11:59 am
I have to agree with Glock & Country Crock on this one.
While District 9 & Inglorious Bastards are both good movies, I think I.B. surpasses it just in quality. It’s comparing apples & oranges because of genre, but I remember coming out of the Tarantino flick happier.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
LOL at “Glock & Country Crock”
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
This hate on Sci Fi movies by you educated black negroes needs to stop. I will defend my genre.
You left feeling happies b/c its was a Tarantino flick and you are a writer and the wordy dialogue makes you feel happy. Same with words… at the end of the day you let the genre overshadow the actual movies.
D9 was a better movie. Better plot. Better story development. Better conclusion. Better payoff. Better character development. Better twist. Better action. And since both a suppose to be based on historical events… a better more accurate use of history and social issues.
Tarantino just picks on an easy target (Nazi) and draws a bias bruttal picture of them… not leaving any room in the movie for their actions. “They are Nazis they are all bad so they die” Despite the fact that its was unbelievably innaccurate even in story line… but hey who cares about history and movies actually making a point… the characters talk funny right?
I don’t see how you can watch a good Tarantino movie and than watch a completely original Sci Fi flick and not realize that your Tarantino love is blinding you from appreciating the orginality of the Sci Fi. We have seen that movie before… all the characters talk like Tarantino depending on what drug he is on that day.
Further more I did not orginally compare GB and D9.. WaterPistol and Grey Pupon and his anti action movie buddy KG did! They had the nerve to compare GB to Dark Knight! You should be ashamed of yourself! DK! DK! D9 is the only movie that compares to DK. The only! Take your speech driven cult movies with poor smedium stories and go watch them in your small theater.. this is IMAX territory and you don’t belong.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Cheekz Ebert – As a writer I’m a sucker for a character driven, intense dialogue movie. However I am still an overall movie fan, hence why I couldn’t get down with “Reservoir Dogs” and why I thought Tarantino should’ve cut a good 10 minutes out of that basement bar scene in IG. And as a fan of SciFi and horror, I will say that that the character development and development was better in D9. The refugee and uprise metaphor was ill as well. Not as developed as maybe it should’ve been, but good for those who caught on. But as far as the payoff, conclusion and action – IG has it hands down.
But uhhh, are you comparing District 9 to The Dark Knight?!?! And did those two fools compare Inglorious Basterds to The Dark Knight?! I may have to revoke all your movie passes homie. Neither movie comes close to the greatness that is DK. All that criteria you listed, that movie has it in spades. SMH at you and your True 2 Life cohorts for comparing these two good summer movies to a classic.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
there was little to no action in IB. They just cut people’s hair off and had one fight scene.
That is not action, that was bruttal violence. Did you see the action scenes in D9, Peter Jackson embarrassed Transformers.
I am not denying DK as having a place all its own.. I just said D9 was the best since DK.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Apples and oranges man. But I do remember there being a few times where I said “Oh Shit” when watching D9.
The best since DK? Maybe. This movie should beat out D9 though – http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/legion/
(shout out to BBW & Mikey The Great for putting me on!)
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
i saw the trailer.. it does look dope. But I fear this jawn is going to be too comical to contend. But that is only based off the Trailer… i hope I am wrong and that movie doesn’t turn into the next Constantine.
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olivya23 Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
District 9 was trash! The previews deceived me. That sums it up.
Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Folks are killing me with calling District 9 a bad movie. Please stop. Thanks.lol.
Streetztalk Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
SO now 3ways doesnt kno shit about hip hop AND movies?!
District 9 was a great correlation to illegal immigration/racism etc. It was deeper than sci fi. THAT shyt was dope. Yall watch movies or skim thru em?!
Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Don’t be comin’ thru here making generalizations and sh*t about 3 Ways.lol. I know a good movie when I see one and a bad album when I hear one. I just don’t get caught up in either conversation too extensively.
Eff the idjits at my job with the stupid and repetitive
questions…didn’t I just tell you I don’t know and go ask _______ because that their department?! what bout that don’t you understand!
Eff that I have to drive to SC after work…da hell was I smoking?
Eff the people who want to tell us how to plan our wedding…hahaaaaa y’all funny..EFF YOU show me cashiers check!
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I needed this today!
Eff the fact that it’s 9/11 and none of the radio stations in Atlanta had a moment of silence or a day of rememberance. We do have to move on, but we CANNOT forget.
More trivial stuff:
Eff my supervisor for being a passive aggressive pansy that can’t deal with women with opinions. I’m not pushy but I will tell you that your strategy is dumb. Everyone else in the office knows it, too, so I’m not crazy. Man up!
Eff men. Not all of them and not all the time, but dangit I’m going on month 9 of celibacy and it’s getting rough. I could’ve been relieved of this affiction if some dudes weren’t so effin slow! Argh!
Eff my old high school crush. We reconnected a few months back over a drink and I thought we’d keep in touch. He didn’t call or text, so I left it alone (I’ve seen “He’s Just Not That Into You,” I know how the game is played). Eff him for finally sending me a text last night. And eff me for playing the game and waiting to text him back!
Eff all this work I have to do today before 3:30…
That was cathartic – thanks!
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Eff the people that think their “cold” is a sinus infection, viral infection, allergies, congestion, diarrhea, gonorrhea…yea I said it. Whatever you call it, I call it novel H1N1 influenza (swine flu). So please, if you have a cough – stay home. If you have a fever – stay home. If you just don’t feel good – stay home. Don’t bring that mess to the office, you gross-nasty!
Eff the mosquitoes that came through the window in the living room. My roommate and I had shoes in both hands try to slap the mess out of them. I’m pretty sure we killed about 10 of them. Fruit flies are one thing but mosquitoes? Now you’re trying to hurt me. No thank you!
Eff McDonalds breakfast…it’s just so good but so bad at the same time. I’m going back to Honey Bunches of Oats next week.
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Eff the she-bear that squeezed her sloppy a$$ on the elevator and FARTED. I don’t know why your giving o_O, you’re the one who released sulfur smelling gas into atmosphere. You big, nasty, sloppy Hulk looking b*tch.
Eff family members showing up out of nowhere to borrow money. We are distance relatives for a reason and yes that includes distancing yourself from my money.
Eff dumb a$$ person who scheduled an electrical shut down without telling me. Not only did I lose data I was running but now I restart my week long reaction and I have to here another weekend. I hope you get infected with ebola.
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Football starts this weekend….
Eff these talking heads who hate on troubled NFL players… they are not role models they are gladiators. I don’t care if they beat their wife or raped someone or how much weed they smoke, if they are good I want them on my team!
Eff the Redskins
Eff everyone in my fantasy football league who is complaining about my scoring adjustments… if I have a strength in RBS I have every right to give 5 points per rushing attempt!
Eff Scalpers…. I waited all morning to buy those Jay-z tickets for the show tonight. Hov at the garden is a legendary event and the fact that this is going to be broadcast live means Jay is going to be pulling no stops! Tickets were only 50 dollars! And they sold out in 15 mins… someone needs to kill these scalpers. They are ruining my hip hop.
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Eff not getting Three Ways email notifications this week! Twitter had to remind me it was Eff ‘Em Friday
Eff the air conditioning in this lecture hall. It’s driven me into distraction on the net…
Eff the security guard that grills me everyday. U know who I am, I show u my ID every morning – it’s attached to my bag… if I wanna leave the building w/out my bag & come back in I’m gonna. No, I’m not gonna sign in as a guest, Eff.That
Eff this chicken noodle soup I’m smelling. I’m in a lecture hall olfactory hallucinating I’m so hungry. It smells sooooo goooooood!!!
Eff me for not listening to the Alcoholics Anonymous lady b/c now I’m gonna have to read the syllabus entry later…but eff it b/c it’s too cold in here to pay attn & I’m content just commenting on Three Ways
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Eff the terrorits who hurt my city and he lives of thousands of people. RIP to the fallen EFF you very much to the infidels!
Eff NYC weather until 2010. Im convinced Mother Nature took it 3 ways and is mad now. I’ll hit her off for some sunshine. Does that make me a ho? if so, EFF IT!
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Eff “My Life”!!! Im at work, (Hung Over) might i add. Pierce & Pierce is kicking my ass this morning. I spent $400 at the shake joint last night (in 2 hours!) on what I couldn’t tell you.
Eff my Hang Over. I’m too old for this shit.
Eff Jet lag. San Diego is my new favorite place on earth, but the time difference is enough to commit suicide. Especially trying to fit a weeks worth of work (80+ hours) in a 3 day week.
Eff PC’s. I now have to purchase a Mac because “good ole” PC crapped out on your boy. Right in time to work on the Sales Strategy powerpoint this weekend.
Eff Overdue fee’s. I have to return some video tapes!
Eff Ticket scalpers and Ticket Brokers. Thanks to these clowns I now have to pay $480 for Jay-Z concert tickets tonight when they should cost $85 bucks. This is a charity event you assholes, your only stealing from a worthy cause.
Eff Sony Playstation 3. How are you gonna cut the price and leave me with this monstrosity of a console? And get the DLC content for Grand Theft Auto 4 already. You guys are useless!
Eff Fall fashion Week in NYC. This is the time of year I hate going out. Why do I have to buy 4 bottles to get into Bungalow 8 when I can walk in there and pay $18 bucks a drink on a normal night. It’s gonna be a long week and a half with these emaciated, pasty, sick looking broads galavanting around town like they own the shit. I hope you choke on your own vomit as you shove your fingers down your throat to gag up the rice cake you just inhaled.
I think thats enough venom for today. Enjoy your weekend folks, you’ll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes
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olivya23 Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Um…did you just put your company on blast? smh.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
lol at the company call out. I literally spun around in my chair in laughter at all of this.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
“I hope you choke on your own vomit as you shove your fingers down your throat to gag up the rice cake you just inhaled.”
Wow. My visual imagination is on overdrive right now. I can’t wait to walk those vomit stained streets of NYC this weekend!
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Still Water Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I guess I have a new movie to watch this weekend as I just had to google Patrick Bateman…
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Eff the terrorists….
Eff being woken up by crazy phone calls
Eff the fact that I have so much stuff to do I can’t even think straight
Eff student loans and the crazy interest…
Eff the cold weather outside.
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Dimples Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
And Eff my allergies and eff my bootleg insurance for telling me that if u get sick from the generic wait it out and see how bad your allergies get before we give you the name brand!!! WTF wait it out!!!! Grrr….
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eff my boss for STILL being in california…and hardly giving any help on these projects im workin on
eff the professors that i’m doing grad assistant work for because they put my personal email address on their syllabi, so now i have these effin undergrads emailing me everyday asking stupid questions
eff the fact that i have to work today because my boss will supposedly be back on monday, and i have to have something to show him
eff my going to target almost everyday these past two weeks to get stuff for my new apartment, and spending too much money there every single time
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I forgot one…
Eff my supervisor AGAIN for being a sexist man and asking me to step aside to give a guy in the office, “a chance to lead.”
Say whaa?? o_O
Uh, no. Eff you and everything you stand for. Your boy had his chance and was an epic fail. I kick booty on this account and I will NOT be moved. Yes, I will tell the president on you, cause that will not work. Find another spot for your homie, cause I’m here to stay, boo.
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motherEFF citibank for closing my savings account and losing my money for 20 minutes. i hope they didn’t think i wasn’t gonna notice, cuz i did. and i let them know, in colorful language, don’t fux with my money, maaaaan.
eff my family from france for thinkin’ that my house is apparently a hotel. when we tell you not to come, we mean it. it ain’t code for ‘yeah, come on, we’d love to have you.’ one more week and i’m free from this ish! woo-saaaaah.
eff my class schedule for being so damn irregular. i ain’t seen a good majority of my homies since last week.
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@CheekZ:
I am literally cryin right now… I dunno if its from laughter at your pure ignorance that never ceases to amaze me, or from the e-gasm I just had at my cubicle from that @$$ e-grabbing you were doing and all that talk of sweating my fever out…
You are without a doubt the highlight of my day (even when you piss me off… I know its just cuz you like when I’m mad cuz I get rough & punish you for ur naughty behavior).
:::runs to bathroom with spare panties in hand:::
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
You didn’t think I was going to use my “free booty grab” gift card the first chance I saw a Joey post?
and you used my name in it too! Perfect alley oop.
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Eff me for being lazy and not going to some of my classes this week
Eff the swine flu for giving me one more thing to worry about. Eff a vaccine, I don’t trust that ish
Eff the fact that I haven’t been able to comment on some of my fave blogs lately. Including this one.
Eff procrastination. ‘Nuff said.
Eff the weather. Whats up with all this spontaneous weather.
Eff my dorm for having the NFL channel but not having Bravo. I want to watch RHOA….
and last but not least
Eff my boyfriend for having my damn TV set on the NFL channel all day. Still love him though….lol
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Like, Slim, I’m still thinking about the meat-sitting-in-the-colon ish. I actually remember hearing that way back when I was a kid, but I was a kid then and the only colon I was worried about was Powell.
Anyhows.
- Eff this week for being a 4-day work week yet it still went slower than Usain Bolt on Opposite Day. Dayum. Finally got paid up in this piece. I’m grateful today.
- Eff this A/C at work. Um, it’s still 60-somethin’ degrees outside. While you 2520s ya’ll blastin the HVAC as if it’s the Sahara? Gah. I gotta put a sweater on and then TAKE IT OFF when I go out to lunch. Stop it! I’m not a penguin. See these legs here? Not a penguin.
- Eff H1N1 for gettin’ folks all Monk (the tv show) and passing out bulk disinfecting wipes and hand sanitizer, furthering alarming the already germaphobe-prone. I really appreciate the gesture and I do love a cleaner desktop, but dayum…it was like SWAT teams busting from the ceilings the other day. I don’t wanna be all tense and ish just ‘cuz someone sneezes. But, now, I have to. Ah well, the bright size is just a tiny little case of the sniffles will have your employer BEGGING you to stay home. LMAO…don’t have to ask me twice.
Have a lovely weekend.
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Eff that my boy’s grandma passed yesterday. She was like my thrid grandmother. I’ve spent many a night ova there.
Eff that law school apps are raping me (pause)
Eff ya cuz i’m goin to see my man Hov tonight
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eff Hines Ward for fumbling last night, causing the game to go into overtime and effing up my sleeping habits. I fell asleep twice in my first class.
But Go Steelers
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Oh as for driving stick: Honestly this is soooo overrated you are not going to get paid more or get any job or anything better outta life just cause you can do this…it is one of those things that when it was the only way to drive the public probably drooled over automatics when they came out. But here we sit getting nostalgic over an old outdated technology, I guess we ought to get rid of power steering too!!!! In a city like NYC, Philly and Boston you are seen as a jerk for having a stick here you breaking down every 100 ft-God help you when texting and driving and here comes the 10 yr old darting out from behind a car.
All I see with some one driving stick is someone driving stick so what. My moms owned 5 cars staring in 66 all the way to 06 all of em auto’s.
I was more impressed she learned to drive from my dad got divorced and then brought four more cars without a man. I say this is one of the lame things that women think if men know yall can do this we may be moved, well not me or most of my male friends never mention this all we care is can she drive.
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