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Miss Jenkins
Eff allergies.
Eff losing 2 pounds that I can’t afford to lose.
Eff the stress that had me running around neglecting my physical health.
Eff feeling guilty for making a decision that made my life a little easier. I feel like I punked out, but I know I did what was best for me.
Eff not having any counter space. It’s really annoying trying to chop onions, open cans and use a rice cooker on this mini counter I have.
Slim Jackson
Eff it being dark at 5pm. I’m wondering if that extra hour of sleep was worth it now.
Eff having my a$$ slapped in the club and being tugged on. I felt objectified and like a piece of meat beyond what I carry with me daily. Suddenly I can sympathize with the opposite s*x. **sigh**
Eff hopping/strolling/doing hoodgreek things with my friends. Best cardio in history.
You turn. Eff it out!
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*though I love my Falcons* eff the fact that my RAYvens lost
eff having to babysit the rugrats (though I love them to death) instead of actually going to the game
eff not being able to go and get me some affection, SOON though
eff being anemic, even with the heat on and blankets I still freeze at night
eff the male who I thought was a close friend who let our friendship go down the drain over something so simple
eff him not even attempting to fight for our almost 3 year friendship
eff the fact that I still sort of care, trying to let go though
eff the fact that my homegirl is still in Afghanistan
eff having to watch my 86 year old great-grandfather be miserable and cry when he sees his 85 year old wife laying in the nursing home with Alzheimer’s
eff me not being able to do anything to make either of them more comfortable
eff not having a job, that is THE worst
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Lola Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:16 am
“eff having to watch my 86 year old great-grandfather be miserable and cry when he sees his 85 year old wife laying in the nursing home with Alzheimer’s”
Awe, this breaks my heart but it also shows me what real love is, reminds me of “The Notebook” *sighs*
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greedygal Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
@Lola,
I refuse to watch that movie simply b/c my great-grandparents have been married 56 years, she has Alzheimer’s and the icing on the cake is that their last name is Calhoun just like the couple in the movie
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greedygal Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
oh Lola,
yes, they are a great example of what real love is. Every time a woman his age tries to get at him, he points to his wedding ring and replies “my wife may be in a nursing home but she’s still my wife and always will be”
I want that kind of loving from a man
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Eff Atlanta, I hate the damn south!!
Eff college, I wanna have a good job already, ugh!
Eff waiting, too impatient for that.
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greedygal Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 1:08 am
@purple pisces
LOVE your name, I’m a Pisces and purple is my favorite color
I’m usually EXTREMELY patient but waiting on this big step/change in my life to happen is not what’s up
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Eff allergies.
^^^Agreed, i found out i’m allergic to soy…SOY!
Eff haters (It’s my Founder’s Day so there will be salty Greeks out there).
Eff ankle pains.
Eff the Blue Beetle driver that drives thursday afternoons…he is so effin stupid!
Eff all the school work i have left to do!
Eff my spazzy a$$ laptop…time for a new one!
Eff the lack of intimacy i’m dealing with!
Eff the drama i’m dealing with at home…a kick a$$ poem came out of it though.
Eff all these things I’m finding out that makes me feel guilty for eating the few things i do eat!
Eff not having had ice cream in months…MONTHS!
Eff mother nature & this cold a$$ weather!
Eff it, i think that’s all i got right about now…have a good effin weekend!
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I’m not much of an Effer, but I GOTTA cosign:
– Countertop space!!! My counters won’t let me be great either!!! How am I supposed to get my Paula Deen on in this 2×4 foot counter area?? All this dead space in my kitchen and ya’ll didn’t design more countertop and you gave me ONE drawer! ONE kitchen drawer!?!?!? #ThingsIDidn’tNoticeWhileHouseHunting #IStillBurnDoh
– Dark at 5 pm? What’s more depressing than leaving work and it’s already dark? Ugh! I don’t get to see the sun ALL day?
I’m severely vitamin D deficient
yes, in both ways perverts. As if it wasn’t hard enough to motivate myself to workout, now I gotta fight just to stay awake after work!Reply
Starita34 Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 2:06 am
Eff the gunshots and sirens that just scared the ish outta me.
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Eff the darkness no Wesley snipes. lol
Eff the fact that i cant remember about 1.5-2 hrs of my #30for30 celebration. Great Times!!!
Eff the po-lice
SALUTE
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L. Dejean Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 2:13 am
Eff you for not wishing me a happy founder’s day…i see you GREEK, lol!
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Eff speaking too soon, 4loko’s banned starting on the 17th (lol @ my friends who love them so much) I did want to try the orange one though….hmm.
Eff this week for going by so fast, don’t feel like i got enough done.
Eff my being called out by my mom saying i can’t cook..she knows i can. Tryna be funny.
Eff finding out my brother may have to go to Afghanistan in June for a year :/ Obama needs to bring everyone back already.
Eff my insomnia, haven’t been able to fall asleep before 2:00 a.m in weeks.
Eff not being able to find a graveyard shift job where i live ^^^ >:(
Eff everything else i forgot to eff.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Where is 4 loko banned? Not that I drink them or anything…
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:05 am
I heard it will be in NY
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Hey NYers, I can get you cases of your favorite flavor of 4loko… for a price. Hit me up on the side if you’re interested. I will travel if the price is right… otherwise, will go no further than Richmond.
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Lola Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:31 am
*Turns up Ricks Ross*
“Hustlin, hustlin, hustlin, every day I’m hustlin, every day I’m hustlin, every day, every day, every day..”
LOL
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Slim Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
LMAO at the Ross song!
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
sometimes you gotta do something strange to get some change. lmao.
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SaneN85 Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Washington has also put a ban on alcoholic energy drinks.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
this sounds like an episode of Boardwalk Empire…
Someone call Michael K Williams up and have that ninja cook up some bootleg that we can sell for double the price.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2y0lrvPnpU
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Nick@Nite Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
ohhhh!
4Loko is an energy drink!?
yeah, I didn’t care enough to go look it up..
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Suki Reply:
November 13th, 2010 at 12:36 am
Not an energy drink at all. It’s canned red bull and alcohol though…
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TayTayG Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
In Washington State. College kids went crazy and almost died drinking them.
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My first “eff” session. I’m so effing excited!
Eff Salliemae. Seriously…to the nth power
Eff customers that jump over desks and beat down employees and the administration that tries to sweep such incidents under the rug
Eff my lack of willpower against candy and cakes. Sweets are the devil and the reason why I can’t de-chunk the way I want to!
Eff my browser window for not closing when I hit the red exit button. I don’t want you to recover, I want you to close, dammnit!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:44 am
lmao at de-chunk.
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*shadow boxes* I’ve been waiting for this all week…
*cracks knuckles*
Eff this dumb a$$, pointless a$$, phony a$$ meeting! *Stinkmeaner voice* I’ll be forced to sit through this crap in the next 1/2 hour. NOTHING will come of this weekend as all of these people are all talk on no action.
Eff my supervisor. You miserable bish! You make my job difficult. I’m trying to accomplish the task listed in my review and you constantly create obstacles for me. For everything. Nothing can ever just be. Maybe if you stopped being so negative and stopped CREATING stress your ass can actually get pregnant. Yeah I said it.
Eff me. Someone called me mean…which I’m generally not, but fully capable of. I reflected on it, decided to be nicer to this person and what do they do…behave the very way I knew they would…which was why my sarcasm was on 10 to begin with. I’m usually good at pin pointing a guy’s behavior. Never once have I muttered the words “Damn, he proved me wrong”. It’s always “Hotdamn, I knew I was right!” I don’t even know why I cared. Blame it on the e-e-e-e-estrogen.
Eff my co-worker. You lazy bish. You give me no support, yet you received a raise to do so. You make copies all day for your sign language club w/o any consequences. You don’t follow directions. As a matter of fact, you don’t do anything well that involves your job. I’m fed up. I don’t care that you’re socially awkward. Get it together. You scare not only students, but adults…signing to yourself…making ugly faces. I can’t.
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Sookz Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 9:56 am
You sure know how to eff em. I hope you and Lola have a better week. Starting now.
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Lola Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Ether.
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I tried. And my comment got lost. So Eff that. I’m going to try and make this short and simple.
Eff stress, unhappiness, Slim, my backache, having one semester left (it’s a good thing) and headaches.
Good day. I said GOOD DAY!
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“Eff not having any counter space. It’s really annoying trying to chop onions, open cans and use a rice cooker on this mini counter I have.”
I have the same problem, and the foolish part is that my kitchen is huge. I don’t understand how someone could design a large kitchen with so little counter space.
But other than that, eff this thick a** hair! Ughh! I’m trying to save money by not going to the salon and doing it myself, but goodness! I can already tell this is going to take much longer than I anticipated. I should just shave the back and the sides of this mess off. That look is in style now anyway, only thing is I’m not sure I could go to work like that
Eff the fact that I am watching foolishness on my day off… I can’t believe Maury is still on.
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Remi Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Opps I didnt enter my name! It’s Remi, not annonymous
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*Cracks neck*
Ahem…
Eff my stupid upstairs neighbor for not paying his electricity bill
Eff him for messing with my cables while trying to restore power to his apartment
Eff him for creating short in MY entire apartment
Eff him because of his shenanigans I didn’t have full power in my apartment
Eff him because I had to eat out the entire week
Eff him because I had to take cold showers
Eff him because I got sick
Eff him, eff him, EFF HIM!!!
Eff not being able to find a car without people thinking that I’m not going to do a 90-60-90 inspection on it, I may be a woman but I ain’t *that* dumb
Eff the IRS
Eff the state of AZ you finished leaving me broke
Eff my DM for not giving me my raise and deciding how much you’re going to give me, let me make it easier for you, I want the higer number, thanx.
Eff the stupid, arrogant, ignorant, dumb a*s, baboso, inutiles, idiotas, pendejos, estupidos, residents that live in the community where I work. We’re crime free. Get it? CRIIIIIIME FREEEEE.
Eff that fact that I’m becoming a coffee drinker
Eff this cold
Adios!
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:32 am
*grabs Lala and Lola and hugs* you both need some Fukitol.
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Lola Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Bring it! and a good dose too
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LaLaBakir Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:48 am
*hugs my girls back*
That neighbor of yours is a prick!!!
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Hey heyy now that I’m 21, let’s mix that fukitol in a drink and uhh, hope we make it for the night! Lmao
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LaLaBakir Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 10:57 am
I’ll toast to that
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 11:04 am
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Eff the kids having stupid days pff from school
Eff the bank for holding my paycheck
Eff the insomnia, which has been messing me up
Eff stalker dude for having a computer
Eff my kids dad for not coming this weekend after not seeing them for 9 months
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Oh no…
(@stalker dude)
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Eff me for agreeing to playing to play a full court ball game with my old team. I haven’t hooped full court since 99. I got spanked… and eff those girls for growing to be 5’9 plus. I felt like Mugsy next to them
Eff the darkness
On a positive note b-day celebration in full effect! =)
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Suki Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Scorpio? Happy birthday!
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BP Reply:
November 12th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Happy Birthday!!!!!
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Eff the NCAA!!
That’s all I have. Have a great weekend, drown your effs in a 4loko, and kiss them good-bye. Hit me up if you need to get your hand on some of that fruit punch or watermelon. lol.
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Eff my client for taking me to middle-of-nowhere NC, but acting like he wants fake on that trip to Rochester & KY. He better pony up and stop playing w/ me.
Eff the case study that is due tonight, the dicussion board that closing tomorrow and the chapter problems due on Sunday.
Eff my roomie for not knowing if she is getting married or not, look heaux… I can’t decide where to live next summer if I don’t know what to do about our house. Get it together.
Eff time for flying so fast… I’ll be done w/ school in 3 weeks or so, and then I’ll be in my LAST semester of school EVAH!! I’m so excited it almost doesn’t seem real. Can it be? Can it be finally be that I, the professional student, can finally see the light in the distance? #JesusWeptandisstillweeping
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Deep breaths, in and out…
Eff this job and shove it.
Eff being called to the “principal’s” office over some dumb ish.
Eff the co-worker who started all this mess then wanna ki-ki and shoo shoo it up with me like we cool. Uhhh no. I don’t think so Tim.
Eff nigs who don’t remember you exist until you reach out and then all of sudden wanna hang out. Ummm…no.
Eff payin’ taxes, sendin emails and faxes…
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Oh.. it’s my turn??
Eff NOTHIN!!!!!
I got my work permit this week!!!! After 16 years of waiting!!!
And all the things I would eff, don’t seem so bad.. and soon they’ll be insignificant!!
Oh.. but still eff my brother for eating my dinner last night.. I thought we was past that…
peace out!!
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