Eff ‘Em Friday
We know there’s a lot of new folks tuning in as a result of yesterday’s post on Why a Woman Should Swallow. If you haven’t read it, check it out now! But for those unacquainted with Eff ‘Em Friday, it’s an opportunity for people to vent about things that have pissed them off or made them salty during the week. It’s like a group therapy session sans all the hugging and sitting in a circle. With that said, let’s get into it!
Slim Jackson
Eff auto repairs and maintenance. Nothin’ puts a damper on the day like a 1,000-2300 dollar bill for neglected car repairs and/or vehicle damage. For a millisecond I thought about jumpin’ into the river and lettin myself gettin’ eaten up by three-eyed fish. I really need to hit the lotto soon. Anybody tryna pool up wit me?
Eff my right calf. It’s been a mutha-effin’ week! Why do you still hurt?! Why must you make me walk like a pirate with a peg leg? This pain is not a simple case of mind over matter. It’s a simple case of mind-boggling suffering. I wish humans could regenerate body parts. I’d have a shiny new leg. I’m also guessin’ that the movie Saw wouldn’t have been as big a deal.
Eff the fact I’m no where near where I thought I’d be a few years ago. I enjoy the line of work I’m in, but this wasn’t the plan. I was supposed to be an Adult Film Director and/or Writer. I had some plots and story lines that made sense. I didn’t plan to have to hide a camera in my high school football helmet forever. Such is life though. Such is life.
Miss Jenkins
Eff wanting to get in shape. And eff my new obsession with wanting my arms to look fly, and my belly to resemble that of Janet Jackson. When I laugh, my core hurts. When I reach for a mug, my shoulder hurts. When I try to push a heavy door, my arms buckle a bit. At this rate, by December, I’ll be ready to break out the bikini for next summer. Nice.
Eff having so much free time in my schedule. Now I have to be all responsible and use my time wisely and ish. What the hell is that about?
Eff financial aid for messing with my government gwap. Now I gotta go cuss folks out so they get my money right. Eff this.
Seattle Washington
Eff all these financial obligations hitting at once. Bills for this, bills for that, have to pay this guy, have to pay that guy. Everyone has their hands out, but I don’t definitely have enough cash for them all. They say when it rains it pours, well these debt collectors are pouring it on and it’s prohibiting me from making it rain.
Eff timing. Just when I think life is going in one direction, life reveals that it has a totally different plan. I’m doing my best to go with the flow, but my stubborn ass has been known to swim against the tide.
Eff me. I ran into an old college classmate this past week and she informed me that I was the of the few people, if not the only person, from my year that still has a job in my field. She said that I “made it.” The brief conversation put a lot in perspective. It made me more appreciative of the things I’ve accomplished and still have. Eff me for being so callous and pushy about getting a better job when my classmates can’t even keep or find one. I’ll effin deal.
And on that semi-emo note, what do you guys have to eff this week? Feel free to let it all go, but don’t you dare try to hung us.
Your favorite non-licensed therapists,
The Three Ways Crew
P.S. via Slim
As many of you know, I got friends in the hip hop industry (True2Life Music). They recently did a video for a fun song called “Who the F*ck is This?” Since this is Eff ‘Em Friday and this song involves the word Eff, I figured I’d throw it into the mix for everyone to check out. By the way, I’m in the video. Catch me if you can and take a guess at who I am. Damn, that rhymed…
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Eff 90 degree heat in late September. Thursday was too hot. The summer is over.
Eff my water bill…WTF!! I don’t use that much water!
Eff me. I am soo tired, been tired all week, can barely keep my eyes open at work, and yet I am here writing a comment on 3 Ways. Eff that, I’m going to bed.
peace & hair grease.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 7:50 am
I’ve never gotten a water bill. I hope that trend continues…
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olivya23 Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am
My landlord pays for our water bill. Matter of fact if you are renting in Chicago, I think the landlord is required to pay for water.
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N.I.A. g.r.i.t.s. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
my landlord pays for most of mine, and I pay the rest. it’s not much, i just don’t think i should pay for it at all. Eff all of these bills.
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Toni Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
one of the banks in my town displays the daily temperature. it was 98 degrees outside. oh the joys of living in florida. i’m anticipating a hot christmas this year too.
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I’d jus like comment on Slim’s mention with the adult film business… trust- the grass is always greener on the other side. Seattle can fill u in on what that means. It will take away the allure!!!
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Eff AFLNyc for not Effing something on Eff em Friday!
Eff that September is almost done and the fact that summer is gone.
Eff all the lady folk who didn’t apply to the Felatio Academy (still accepting applications).
Eff Kanye, cuz Beans go hard (pause)!
O’ n Eff anybody not from BROOKLYN
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Eff the PETA people outside my job this morning. Listen heifer this is not J’ouvdert you throw that paint on this lab coat and it will be REDRUM.
Eff TRHOA. Why must this show exist? I should not have to answer to a class of five year olds if I shave my “coochie” or not. Damn you.
Eff Lupus. I’ve been healthy for the last three years. This is really NOT a great time to show up. I just my skin all smooth and pretty, now I’ll be looking like I smacked in the face with bleach.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Can someone explain to me why people let their kids watch RDHOA?
When I was five I didn’t even know I could get coochie with or without hair. What the hell you tell them?
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ladycakes Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I told her that it was none of her business and she needs to be more concerned about those “accidents” she keeps having at night rather than my lady region.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
SHOTS FIRED!
damn. No mercy.
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ladycakes Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Oh and eff my grad school mentor for now noticing that I was the only pigmented student in the program and sending me an email to ask was I okay with it? Are you going to exile me if I’m not?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Eh, think he’s more worried you may exile yourself. : \
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ladycakes Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
No need for self exile. I went to an AAWI (almost all white institution) so its no big deal and I just its kinda funny because I pass like 16 black people on the way to class
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
You should wrangle one of those 16 Black folks, bring them to class with you and tell your professor that the university set up a Black Person Buddy System.
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EFF these emotional arse bytches I had to unfollow on Twitter for their overload on sadness and bitterness. Had my energy all bad earlier this week.
EFF these wanna be “high class” jumpoffs. Having a degree and a career doesn’t disqualify your jumpoff activity. You’re just a jump with a degree and a career.
EFF me for procrastinating and being totally unfocused for the last month or so. I need to get it together.
And EFF Jay-Z for announcing Wale and J. Cole would open for him on tour AFTER the Cleveland date sold out. Now I’ve gotta politic for tickets I could have copped myself.
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TRUE Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:20 am
werd @ wale opening..GO WALE
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Eff the dude who is clearly sitting in my window seat that I strategically e-checked in at 2 in the morning to get. Who the hell do you think you are in MY exit aisle window seat that has no seat directly in front of it?! With your faded black socks and moth-eaten hoodie…the nerve of you to take your shoes off, put your headphones on, hide under your hoodie, and pretend to be sleep. Eff him for being middle eastern…he better not have an accent.
Eff me for not even being in the mood to make a scene. *tap tap* “Excuse me, Sir…but you’re perpetratin like you really believe 10F has your name on it.” I’m just not in the mood.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Eff you for not taking yo seat.
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Eff me for waking up at 3am yesterday to free my soldier from prison Shawshank style so we could play hooky all day…
Eff my conscience for kicking in around 6 and telling me that missing work was bad, so I went to work anyway! Eff you, little angel on my shoulder. Next time you start yappin away and drowning out the sounds of my little devil on the other side, I’m gonna pluck your @$$.
Eff me again for not going to bed again til after 11 after being up since 3am. And eff whoever was direct messaging me on twitter at 11 something when I was trying to sleep talkin nonsense. I love you, boo, but damn!!!! I could kick ur ass right now, but I’m too damn tired.
Eff my back for hurting so bad today… No comment on how it got injured.
hehe.
***Side note***
I sent yesterday’s post to my soldier, and he spread it around the barracks. So they took a poll amongst female soldiers and apparently 100% said swallow. “Spitting requires too much work.” Now even tho some of them were prob full of shit, apparently Guys, if ur lookin for a sure swallower, hit up ur local Army, Air force, or Marine barracks and pull ur d*ck out.
Happy Friday!! =)
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Peyso Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Every chick i know who goes into the Service (Why do old people call it this?) come back preggers and a freak
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
They do so much for our country.
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Eff myself for being foolish w/ my finances this past week and overdrafting for the 2nd time ever and having to transfer $ from my savings! I mean, really self??? I’m on timeout for going spend crazy.
Eff the summer for packing its ish and leaving. Bastard! U aint hang around much this year no way! On a good note, I get to break out my trenches, knee boots and sweaters.
Eff stress that comes and dropkicks me through the goalposts of life.
Eff it all.
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If we have an emergency, and he takes longer than .4 seconds to open the exit door…I swear I’m pushing him off plane.
*five mins later*
He has the nerve to be a dick. The attendant just asked us all if we were willing to perform the duties. We all respond yes. He says “”Yes…ima open the door and run…” Where to, you idiot? who does he think he is, Jesus?
What a douche.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Eff you for not takin yo seat!
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Eff the dude i’ve been dating for a month. You told me you didn’t want a relationship and i respect that. So y u gettin mad at me bc i didn’t answer the phone? That’s some emo ish. I sent a text bc i was in a pissy mood and didn’t want to chit chat. Trust me. I saved u. Another one bites the dust!
Eff me for being so picky. I know what i like and what i don’t like. I get turned off very quickly. O well…eff it.
Eff my guy friends for going OFF about female fashion and their disdain for big sunglasses on women. I like my big sunglasses. I don’t care if they hide half my face. You can’t c me! You can’t c me! You can’t c me! Eff you!
O and eff the flooding that happened in ATL this week…just had me all effed up!
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TRUE Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:19 am
@blueflame…thats that BS men do. I dont want do be exclusive to you..but I want you exclusive to me…KICK ROCKS…lol
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
That ish pisses me off to NO end. He needs to kick rocks AND chew bricks!!!! GRRRRRRR
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Renee Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Wow Blueflame, I dated that guy last month…Goodluck!
I feel you on being picky, it sucks when we’re so picky and you finally meet a guy who seems to meet your standards and he’s a jerk.
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am
*sigh* yup…it sucks but i’d rather end it early than get into something serious and be upset all the time…
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
“You can’t c me! You can’t c me! You can’t c me! Eff you!”
Love my big shades too…im a fukin supastar in dem shyts lol
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Yup!
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Eff the NYC weather AGAIN!! Now we experience Summer: The Remix? What the eff?
Eff corporate America for laying off workers only for the survivors to do twice the work? Michael Moore anyone?
Eff 3 ways and SBM for droppin my productivity 700%! Well I needed that anyway
Eff me for waking up late this am so I couldn’t work out. 2 a days 2morro x P90X = FML
Eff Tony Horton for being 46 and in better shape than Ive EVER been! This man is the Wolveriine of physical fitness. Im on my job though!
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BlueFlame Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:23 am
I want to try P90x but I’m scared it will make me look diesel lol
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Streetztalk Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Dont be… it takes a while to get diesel on any plan and you can lift to tone up. trust
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eff my 275 dollars in tickets (one 100 dollar ticket doubled I forgot I had..) UGGHH..FTW
Eff my diet..Im off on weekends
Eff this celibacy…
Eff Alicia Keys voice..its more annoying than rihannas now..WTF
Eff the blueprint 3…I want to hear some new fresh meat music…(yea I said it..get off his nuts)
eff this brokeness..After I pay all these bills..im planning a trip
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:19 am
LOL….Eff the blueprint 3…I want to hear some new fresh meat music…(yea I said it..get off his nuts) — (PAUSE)
LOLOL…Eff the Blueprint 3….HAHAHAHA ooooooh man…HAHAHA…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Word up, it’s all about that Broad Street Bully mixtape.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Eff my coworkers’ innocent ear drums. I’m blasting this new Beans at work without remorse.
Haven’t even gotten through the 2nd track and I already had someone walking past my office nervously. Beans is back!!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane/Nope, it’s B. Sieg, aint a damn thing change BITCH!
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Peyso Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Ppl were hating on this album. I effs w/ him b/c he’s like a less popular DMX. He goes to jail often and makes 2520s nervous.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am
I heard X decided crack is in fact whack and is now back in the studio with Swizz Beatz.
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Peyso Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Jay-Z threw out his album, said it was trash hahaha
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Eff the blueprint 3…I want to hear some new fresh meat music”
The problem is Hov makes the freshest new music, I’m sorry but homey is good at reventing the flow. His accent on the second verse of Empire State… he hasn’t used that his entire 16+ year career. He keeps it fresh.
But if new music is what you need: True2Lifemusic.net (shameless plus)
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TRUE Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
thanks …lol…
Im not knocking the blueprint 3, he uses the best beatmasters..but ugh…he annoys me..I dont know why..I really dont
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Eff freakin Corporate America…!!
That is all for this week…FIN!
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Renee Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Cosign and Additions——–>
Eff the fact that I am always the only black person, there isn’t even 1 piece of chocolate eye candy at my job.
Eff these lame happy hours for “networking”.
Eff the dress code and the fact that having boobs and an ass means I’m on constant watch for a slip-up.
Eff the fact that all the WP’s can hangout and chat, but the second I do it I get stares and glares.
The things we do for money, if I ever leave I’m going to become a video girl, get outrageous Tats and party all the time…
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Eff not having a car (hopefully next year). You can’t really make a successful Home Depot trip without a car. The bus is not what’s up when it comes to that.
Eff most CTA female bus drivers. Why are you so mean? I say hello when I get on the bus. There is no need to mean mug me and then speed off hoping I fall while trying to find a seat.
Eff a**holes.
Eff fried chicken for tasting so good. I indulged a little yesterday.
Eff Grey’s Anatomy for playing “Wade in the water”. They had me thinking something was gonna happed to Bailey or the Chief. Just unnecessary.
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ladycakes09 Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Co-sign on the Grey’s Anatomy thing. I was thinking the same thing. I was like you can’t rid of Chief or Bailey (although she’s getting soft).
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
That song was the equivalent of the danger music in horror movies.
In addition, eff Grey’s Anatomy for being so cot damn emo! I came home last night in an OK mood, but after spontaneously watching those episodes I ate some ice cream and wanted to slit my wrists.
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I agree with the Grey’s music selection. I was waiting for someone to either drown or get saved. Unfortunately neither happened….
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Peyso Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:33 am
i didnt think Greys was emo at all. I thought it was absolute hilarity.
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Eff the stores who are making me broke with their 2days only sale.
Eff d girl who I thought was my friend but betrayed me this week
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EFF Joey b/c it sounds like her love life is going way to good right now. No one wants to hear about you swinging from ceiling and getting your back blown out… that is a lie so please continue to type every detail. I know how it ended after yesterday’s post.
Eff my Co-workers. We had our end of the year BBQ last night and had a few drinks. I knew where I was so I didn’t OD with the CHeeKZisms. I just let out a little of my philosophy (nothing close to what I let out on threeways) and they couldn’t handle it! I know I’m radical, but seriously. The idea that girls have a stronger attraction to other woman that is encouraged by society is hardly that “pycho”, I’m have to start posting under anonymous.
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Eff Gilt.com. They wont sell the watches I want. Check it out, say that I referred you.
Eff law school. I aint there yet but these apps are a beyotch.
Eff my roommate. Where is my $75 for groceries?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Gilt.com is that crack still tho!
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Peyso Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:32 am
they actually give me the money for referring thats what i love about them
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Dude, I’ve been checking Gilt for watches for months now. I FINALLY found one I wanted but it’s on that ship in 2-3week bullshit. Now I’m sitting here with the shakes waiting for the UPS man and he ain’t coming for another 14 days…
I want my watch! Eff Gilt
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miss jess Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
i definitely been waiting on a pair of shades from them for a couple weeks..
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Re: The Video Slim linked
I e-see you, CheeKZ! Get it!
Time to eff!
Eff my sore legs. Getting in shape is a mofo.
Eff the disappearing act my checking acct just did to go to bills. Houdini a*s checking acct.
Eff this H1N1 hand sanitizer that had my sammich smelling like Ocean Mist and BenGay a couple days ago.
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 11:40 am
‘Eff this H1N1 hand sanitizer that had my sammich smelling like Ocean Mist and BenGay a couple days ago.’
Eeeewww
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Hey BooBoo,
You know I’m salty they cut out all my audio for the video.. it took a half hour to get that shot. I could’ve won an Emmy.. or atleast one of those ugly NAACP Image Awards.
Next time you gotta be my “video vixen.” I can make it rain on you with fake one dollar bills while drinking a 40 oz, fighting my pitbulls and pointing my unloaded gun at the camera. Than after the shoot we could get a cup of Marocchino Lattes and get to know each other and see some in selections at MoMA. Yeah… cuz that’s gangsta.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
lol. your part was hilarious without the audio, Cheekz. I went back a couple times just to snicker at your facial expressions.
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Cheekie Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
“Next time you gotta be my “video vixen.””
I’ll be dat.
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Cheekie Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Oh, and don’t freak out (I know how you get with your identity and these internets), but I see you TOO Slimmie! lol
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Eff my disappearing appetite…being stressed out is not the business
Eff my mood..I’ve been giving everybody the ‘stfu’ face.
Eff that I have 3 more hours left in this work week…go faster!!!
No I don’t want no d@mn chocolate..Eff you!
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Eff my ambition…my sweet sweet hambishon..it’s gonna cost me money to move up in my field because I’m determined to have my resume professionally done…can someone convince me that there is another way?
Eff cathartic orgasms and my insatiable sex drive..ok not really…lol
Eff ppl who like to twist my words and create drama…you are dead to me..
Eff the fact that I have an awesome idea for a book and have not had one day to myself for the past month to get cracking on the shit…why do I have a life all of a sudden?
Eff ppl who only notice YOU when you’re late, M.I.A, or in pain…and decide that they will use those opportunities to get upset with you….go suck yourself…and SWALLLOOOWWW lol
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Late…like late late…?
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
OH HELL NO!
Bright!
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@CheekZ…
EFF YOU FOR GETTING ME FIRED WHEN I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT YOUR EFF!!!!!
Omg, you are a fool. You’l have to email me for details cuz apparently, I gotta be a lady on the e-streetZ to be welcome on this site.
But I will tell you the ending last night was probably better than the one yesterday morning thanks to RCLS. I’m sure he’s proud of himself for spreading love and cheer across the universe with that post. LMAO!!!!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Ya damn skips
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“I ran into an old college classmate this past week and she informed me that I was the of the few people, if not the only person, from my year that still has a job in my field. She said that I ‘made it.’”
I heard that from a few classmates too. Most of them ended up not even using the degree and working out of field. Not me. I was going to be a journalist or at least die trying.
Eff the people at my complex who park directly in front of my apartment. Then I have to park half a mile away and walk back in the dark. That’s just not safe. Park by your building, not mine.
Eff me being indecisive about my hair. I cut it all off in August. Now I want my super duper fro back. It’s going to take a good year to get even close to what I want.
Eff my new found addiction to TV shows. I used to never watch TV and spent all my time reading. Now instead of three books in one week I can only fit two in with my TV watching schedule.
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Eff parking meters that go past 7pm. (NYC folk know what I mean.) What the hell is that about?
Eff spam e-mail. I gotta find a better way to filter this crap that comes to my side-hustle e-mail account (info@flashflyerdesign.com – check me out! lol)
Eff public libraries. Uris was the ish! (CU I see you!) I can barely find a nice quiet spot to study and get my professional credentials up, without smelly old 2520s, noisy teenagers, or just disrespectful folks watching Youtube or whatever, without headphones. Go home if that’s all you want to do then!! arrghhhhhh
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nyhoop Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Oh yeah, EFF the guys who keep telling me to smile, as I walk down the street!!! There’s a reason I’m not smiling, so leave me alone, and let me walk to the subway with my headphones on in peace!! lol!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Uris was NOT I repeat Not the place to study. Unless you were in the fishbowl with the seperate desk.
Words coined the phrase “Club Uris” b/c people would dress up to be seen there. But it was better than doing work in your dorm room where AIM or facebook could distract you.
As KG once spit :
“I’m up in Uris but I’m really here to flirt son/
So I hit up Olin when I need to get work done”
Best bet to get good work done in NYC .. hit up Colleges that don’t ID to get into the libraries. Free internet too
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
You PWIers put on fashion shows in the library…who would’ve thought. o_O
LOL. j/k
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nyhoop Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
LOL! Yes, I def was hiding in the fishbowl. Nice and quiet
@N.I.A – I don’t know about the fashion show part at the library. I think it took very little to distract our fellow brothers, lol!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Yeah, I can’t co-sign the getting dressed to go to the libs thing…
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I completely missed the Video when I was insomN.I.A. Now that i’ve had my lunch….
Great Job, Fellas. I like it. I even watched it twice. And Eff is one of my favorite words. Now, if you can make a song surrounding shyt, my other fave word, I will definitely cop that album. Seriously
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
and yeah, i think i see you Slim.
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Eff my stupid self for not paying attention while I was on vacation and ending up dealing with withdrawal this week
Eff thinking that marriage and divorce would make him grow up and realize how selfish he is
Eff me for not being selfish and letting ppl use my stuff even when I got ish to do myself
Eff the fact that I’m hungry and nothing sounds appealing and anything I eat will make me sick
Eff my scheduling department for makin our lunches at different times. We work the same shift why u go on lunch an hour before me?
That’s all I have for today. Thanks for the chance to rant
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Eff the fact that I am a horrible golfer. I’m at a company event and I suck!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Eff you for being at a company event and frolicking on the green with co-workers.
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Eff you and all of Boston for having nice, golfing weather, while I have a rainy Friday evening waiting for me. Eff all you people enjoying nice weather today and this weekend.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
You should have taken some pratice rounds.
That is a bad look for your networking skills.
Interlock your pinkies and don’t take your eye off the ball. Its like shooting a free throw, you gotta keep your body under control.
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well i normally do not have any Eff’em but i wud like to
Eff the fact that I do not know the light skin cutie in the video..OMG he looks so good…Slim i do not know you but ur friend yummy…!!..i feel a love connections…LOL
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I turned 25 on Tuesday, Eff not getting any birthday sex, I even contemplated dipping into the past but decided against it. I’m gonna go buy a new bag or shoes…I hate being single.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Cocksmen… Away!!!
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
…I hate being single.
me too. though, i did meet a guy at the bike fest today. maybe,
in a day or 2after I get to know him a little better, i can get him to scratch this deep, deep itch i have.Reply
Renee Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
ohh I don’t like the word “itch” mines more of a fire and I definetly need a fireman with big long hose.
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N.I.A. cannot decide on a clever screen name today. N.I.A. will have to do. Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
you are exactly right. fire is definitely a better description for it. and I need a fireman with a long, fat hose. good grief….
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Streetztalk Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
“and I need a fireman with a long, fat hose. good grief….”
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Eff me for not acting like the crazy black chick that’ll buss a cap in yo azz on the train …he pushed me! ugh! (but i’m a lady…..that really will find a cap and buss it in yo azz….seriously man.)
Eff my company for installing a ‘new security package” (said in a whiney ‘dem folks’ voice) that now blocks threewaystotakeit….eff threewaystotakeit and the computer geeks of the world that aint figured out a way around this ish…
Eff the IRS for telling me I owe them 10g’s….eff my homegirl for telling me i need to have a kid to save money on my taxes…..eff me for takin ‘sound’ advice from this broad for 15 yrs….still love her…eff me.
eff me for being the lazy dame that don’t know ish about her car. eff me for not taking auto in highschool, college, NOW!…guys plus future knowledge. dammitman
Eff Cheekz for being up on her golf game….that’s a nice look lady.
Eff my company again….one of my friday highlights was getting to work, having coffee and checking out y’all eff’s for the week.
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