Visit Our Store!
Eff ‘Em Friday: The Return… Again
It feels so good to finally be able to eff again. We have all this pent up aggression from the hiatus and have been looking for something to whip it out take it out on. Let’s get deep into it.
Slim Jackson
Eff this brick cold weatherness. It’s really bodying my skin. Don’t tell me to try no cocoa butter. Aside from smelling delicious and making people wanna nibble on me, it doesn’t solve my winter woes. I’m about to start submerging myself in baby oil every night for like 20 minutes with a straw in my mouth just so I’ll be able to breathe.
Eff Macy’s for not sending me my first bill since I got a Macy’s card more than 30 days ago. I know what they’re trying to do to me and I don’t like it. Dude who signed me up must have coded me as “black” in the system and now they wanna mess up my credit. Who are the people that come up with credit scores anyway? I imagine it’s a bunch of been with shadowed out faces sitting in a dimly lit room drinking expensive whiskey.
Eff the fact that I’ve only had energy after work like 1 day in the last 2 months. I get home and want to do nothing at all. That.Is.It.
Seattle Washington
Eff the percocets these doctors have me on for my… injury. Sure they do the trick, but they also have me tripping balls. Not only was I high in front of my parents, I’m having trouble deciphering what’s real and what’s a dream when I go to sleep. Smh. Well, I have about 20 left and they’re going for $8 a pop. What’s good?
Eff the hype. I may have over-hyped getting a new start in 2010 like it was a blockbuster movie only to have an opening weekend like “Major League: Back to the Minors”. My birthday was popping (thanks everyone), but I’m still left with questions about a lot of different things. I thought loose ends were tied, but I soon tripped over my own laces. One thing is known though – I won’t be drinking Jack Daniels for a long time. If ever.
Eff meat. Pause. For now. Pause. I’m trying out this vegetarian lifestyle on a whim and a bit of pride. You have to love some reverse psychology coupled with some elementary school competitiveness. Anyway, I’m struggling with being full after I eat these veggie meals. I’m hungry 15 minutes later. And as anyone can tell you, I’m already slim (no Jackson, wait…) so I don’t need to lose any weight. If anyone out there has any recipes (I remember someone saying Boca Burgers are the truth), please pass them along. And shout out to Lanny for already helping a brother out via Twitter. I want to win! Wait, who’s really winning here…
Miss Jenkins
Eff the snow in Chicago. I was supposed to do all the corny touristy stuff and was on lock because of that pure white falling out of the sky. Hopefully as you are reading this, I am somewhere near Magnificent Mile. But eff me for making the rash decision to come out here during the middle of winter in the first place.
Eff wanting to be financially responsible. I’m trying to prepare for my immediate and long term future, but there is a lot to learn: IRAs, 401ks, CDs, investing, saving, budgeting etc etc. Good Lord. And eff old habits that die hard. Gotta stop spending money on frivolous ish.
Eff school. The semester is about ready to start back up again and take over my life. This vacation was busy, but so much fun.
Eff RCLS.
Your turn. Go on ahead and eff with us.
The 3 Ways Crew
128 Responses to “Eff ‘Em Friday: The Return… Again”
Comments
Read below or add a comment...
Leave A Comment...
RSS & Twitter
-
I said it once..and i still dont have a job so I’ll say it again:
EFF BEING A RECENT COLLEGE GRAD IN A RECESSION!!
Why the eff did I go to this institute of fancy book learning if I now have the same chance of getting a job as the high school drop out?? Someone…please…explain. OR hire me.
*returns to sending out resumes*
Reply
Eff Texas. ROLL TIDE!!!
Eff this cold weather. This is the South… THE South! We no likey the frigid temperatures. ThankGod for this Snuggie.
Eff me for not having a Snuggie Boo for the winter. Thing is, I don’t even know if I really want a boo or just some booty….
Eff it. I’m sleepy and it’s Friday. Happy weekend Guys & Doll!!
Reply
Eff not having a handyman or my daddy around. I hammered in the screws for my drapes because I don’t have a drill, they are now hanging half way out the hole. I know one day I’m going to wake-up totally exposed to the world.
Eff the fact that black people don’t come out in the winter, I wanna party but everywhere I go is totally dead.
Eff awkward situations, I live my life with one goal “Avoid awkward situations at all cost” it doesn’t work
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:23 am
What city do you live in wear the black girls dont come outside in tight dresses and no tights and leave their coats in line and look like cold, shivering wet dogs as they wait on line and hope that me or squad scoop one of them up as we skip the line b/c of bottle service that is probably comped
Reply
Renee Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
NYC, I was more looking for a live happy hour spot, places I found had a few women (none of whom looked like they had a job) and 5-6 guys…DEAD!
I don’t play that freezing on line mess your talking about. In line I will surely be wearing a coat, glove, scarf! Who are these broke chicks who can’t afford coatcheck?
And bottle service is the biggest scam around, comped is cool, but I can’t believe men will pay $300 for a bottle of Goose just to get twisted and go home with your boys anyway.
Reply
Seattle Washington Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I think bottle service is the most ridiculous thing possible. Except when I’m not paying for it. Could you pass the cranberry juice fam? Thanks…
Reply
Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
co-sign! me and my girls only do bottle service for special occasions when we plan to setup shop at the club for a few house and need a place to sit and need a guestlist so every can come through for cheap…
Oh and Goose is for douches! lol!
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
ummm… $300 bottle of goose? What wansters do you meet? If any of my homies EVER (well not EVER, that’s on him but I might say something) considered getting $300 bottle of goose, I would smack him (if it’s just for some female). If I didn’t, how could I ever call myself his friend. I might as well call A Pimp Named Slickback, for $300, I know he’ll get you SOMETHING. lol ridic…
Man, just use that $300 for sponsoring your homies an all you can eat session at Waffle House and you’ll still have change left over. lol.
Reply
Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Bottle service is 4 chumps, I-just-became-legal type chumps.
Co-sign on the waffle house statement…love me some waffle house- yummmm
Reply
Renee Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
ok I may be od-ing on the $300 Goose, I don’t pay for bottle service, so I don’t know how much it cost. Its a shame because all the promoters I know are men, and they’re the ones screwing over their own. I know some promoters who won’t let a group of dudes in the club until they buy a bottle.
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Ur in NYC having issues? U might b/ w/ the wrong crowd. I promoted a spot last Wed, that was jumping? Were u there?
FTR, IMHO NYC isnt a Happy Hour city b/c everyone works so late
Reply
Renee Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
There use to be a few really good Carib happy hours on Thursdays and Fridays, but it seems the recession has put a lot of my favorite promoters out of business. I’m having a makeup session tonight though and people better be there dammit!!!
Reply
p.s. Seattle, I prefer Morningstar products to Boca. And try portobello mushrooms to add as a filling meat replacement. You can stuff them with a filling, and bake. Or throw the caps on the grill. And pasta is your friend… preferably whole wheat pasta. It’s more filling, and is just tastes better and is better for you. Try some of the vegetarian options at your fave chinese spot, then try to mimic the dish at home. I made vegetable lo mein and veggie spring rolls last night for my dinner. Very simple. I’ll pass you along some more info after I have my usual 5.5 hours of sleep.
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:24 am
I hear egg plant is a good filler too?
Reply
N.I.A.naturally Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:39 am
eggplant is good. I make a great Eggplant Parmesan.
Reply
Cheekie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Yeah, my sister’s friend used to make us this bomb eggplant lasagna. And I am a walking T-Rex when ti comes to meat (pause), but that ish was good!
Reply
Seattle Washington Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:58 am
insomN.I.A., you are a kind, kind soul. Thank you very much for your help. There was this ill Pho spot up here, but they shut down before I could jock their recipes. Cream cheese and spinach spring rolls were the move.
Y’know, I’m not a huge fan of mushrooms but I heard portabellas were the move so I’ll try it out.
Thanks again and I hope you got more than 5.5 hrs homie!
Reply
N.I.A.naturally Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
you’re welcome, Mr. Washington. And, I got less than 5.5 hours of sleep. I’m trying hard not to fall asleep at my desk….
Another thing I like is black bean burgers. Yeah, it sounds weird, but they are good. Though, it took me several tries to get the “burgers” to stay together and stay moist. Beanare a good source of protein, and they are filling.
Reply
Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
The black dude who hosts Big Daddy’s House on Food Network, he just did an episode this weekend where he made Deluxe Black Bean burgers and they did look rather tasty…
Reply
Eff the other ppl at the gym… WTF is up with latino men and wearing a gallon of cologne to the gym?! For the third time in 2 weeks someone has jumped on the treadmill next to me smelling like Stetson. Breathing is essential to my workout and you sir are polluting my air supply. Oh and a special EFF YOU to the dude who not only reeked but then felt the need to pass gas as well. I literally had to jump off the machine and sprint across the room…
Eff overweight fitness instructors (yeah I said it)… Something in the milk is not clean. If you teach a cardio class three times a week why are you just as pudgy as you were when I joined the gym three years ago? Yeah I know I’m good for packing on a few extra pounds every now and then, hence I’m living in the gym these days but if you’re not making any progress and you do this about 50 times more often than I do, is your class really beneficial to my fitness program?!? I’m jus sayin ::Kanye Shrug:
Eff this getting in shape ish… I have been KILLING myself in the gym, it’s week 5 and my body is now just falling apart. I had to turn around 1/2 way to the gym on Wednesday because my hamstrings felt like someone used them for punching bags and then my knee decided to heat up and nearly explode. I got in there today and decided to take it easy and started having back spasms on the way home…
Hey Mr. Washington does that $8 include shipping & handling?
Oh… and Slim, you got two options you can go bougie and get yourself some Nivea (No Weazy) or go ghetto and do the lotion mixed w/ Vaseline.
Reply
Remi Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 7:54 am
“Eff overweight fitness instructors (yeah I said it)” – LOL!!
I always wondered about that. Last night when I was at the gym, the woman teaching the aerobics class had a terrible looking body. I feel bad mentioning it, but I notice that is a trend with fitness instructors. I’m not sure how that is possible…, but that’s reason #4,050 why I don’t go to those silly fitness classes. I’ll stick to the treadmill, stairmaster, and weights.
Reply
Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I’ll stick to the treadmill, stairmaster, and weights.
Yeah that’s pretty much what I do but I started throwing in a 45-60min cardio class between my normal cardio and my weight training to kick up my workouts a bit. I figured it can’t hurt but I find myself giving homegirl the side-eye wondering what terribleness she’s eating when she steps out the gym.
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
U got it, her diet is probably straight doo doo
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:26 am
Take a break off, it will make you stronger and shock your muscles. Many professional athletes work in 5-6 week intervals
Reply
Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
How long of a break? I took 4 days off over New Years but I felt crazy guilty about it when I got back to the gym. Interesting part is my legs feel fine when I’m actually working out but I hobble all the way to the gym and hobble my way to the locker room when I’m done. Maybe it’s the adrenaline?
Reply
Seattle Washington Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Shipping and handling would normally include an extra $.50, but for you… it’s all good.
Reply
Eff my school district’s superintendent for not calling a snow day today!! Yea I know my city in west Georgia didn’t get any actual “snow” and I know we just came back from winter break…but eff that, it’s cold!!!! I don’t even own that many sweaters!!! And how about this…all the surrounding cities (which didn’t get any snow either) are out today
If I wreck my ride on the way to work trying to drive on these icy roads to get to these bad azz kids, I’m suing!!!
Reply
Eff….efff….le sigh…just Eff it all…*sigh*
Slim…two words…coconut oil
Seattle…spaghetti (wheat pasta) and “meatballs”..I use Tofurky Italian Sausage with sun dried tomato and basil, I put zucchini, onions, green,red, yellow and orange peppers (don’t judge me, I like peppers). I use a mix of cherry and plum tomatoes to make the sauce. Very filling..and not that hard to make so don’t screw up your face at me, lol
Reply
Reecie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
yesss. I def use coconut oil. good for skin and hair.
I have nothing to eff so I’ll just continue reading the comments.
Reply
Ms. Cherry Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I love coconut oil, it makes me feel like I’m at the beach… until I step outside. I’m also a big fan of almond oil. It has great anti-aging properties.
Reply
Eff the holiday season for draining my bank account, i’m not even religious but something about December makes me splurge
Eff my blog reader for being at half the capacity it was in like September, ya’ll ninjas need to get back to work
Eff the winter for making me tired at all hours of the day, i wish i could just hibernate through this whole cold part of the calendar
Eff magical weight loss pills for not being magical at all, weight gain pills work to perfection, why haven’t they figured out the loss part yet
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 9:39 am
“Eff magical weight loss pills for not being magical at all, weight gain pills work to perfection, why haven’t they figured out the loss part yet”
What most people forget about the weight loss pills because of the stupid commercials is that they actually have to work out aggressively with regard to cardio as well. With the exception of a couple pills out there, they’re all just geared to give you energy to get through your workouts and raise your body temperature just a tad. Fun stuff.lol.
Reply
CHeeKZ Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am
So are you endorsing weight loss pills as long as we combine it with working out?
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am
The ones that actually work will have you sitting at your desk lookin like a crackhead
Reply
EFF this weather. OMG Eff this weather.
Eff this city, too. I’m over it.
Eff the GRE and Eff being nervous about getting into school.
Did I say eff the weather, yet?
Reply
Eff the custodians at my job. I wade through all this ice and snow and make into the building only to bust my arse in front of the 13 people :-/.
Eff igornant old people. Sir I think the reason why the search won’t go through is because pacility is not the word you’re looking for. I would tell you to try facility but you’re flipping me off. So I’ll just here and watch as you get angrier.
Eff the NAACP. Real Housewives of Atlanta really? SMH. That is all.
Reply
Eff my “ultra moisture” lotion for not living up to it’s name.
Eff everything in my house for reminding me that I miss my SO.
Eff my new coworkers for making me feel like everyone’s an expert but me.
Eff my body for being sleepy all the time except for when it’s actually time to go to sleep.
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:08 am
“Eff my body for being sleepy all the time except for when it’s actually time to go to sleep.”
Co-sign city.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:46 am
sign, cosign and tangent!!
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:47 am
LOL
I’m so mad I got that…
Reply
Cheekie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I’m mad I got it because I’m supposed to hate math. I always did, but I surely got that. Probably because I’m a dork.
Reply
Streetztalk Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:51 am
WOW thats epic! lmao
Reply
Rahim Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I agree. this type of ish happens e-ver-yday.
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:22 am
You are silly.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:41 am
what?? I’m a statistician. Everytime someone says “cosign”, I think “adjacent over hypotenuse” lolol.
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Nah. That’s not enough
I need you to be an 11th grade Geometry teacher. That’s all.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Ummm I used to teach Algebra and Trigonometry? Doesn’t that excuse me?? Both use sin, cos, and tan regularly!!
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Hm. Good point (about Algebra and Trig)
Fine. I’ll accept it.
All this education in these comment threads is mind boggling. That’s all.
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Statistician? dude… I needed one of you about 4 months ago! Error propagation for non-Gaussian probability distributions (e.g. Beta). h0e$ were acting like I was requesting something bogus… Maybe I wanted my answer x to lie on an interval (x-a, x+b] where a < b. Maybe the fact that a < b is very important. Went through books and random bio-statisticians I could find. I soon said eff it and did it manually (guessing all along the way) since no one could point me in the direction of getting an analytical package so I can plug n' chug (pause).
My bad… didn't mean to nerd out on a Friday… I'm still kinda upset… at Statisticians. lol
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
hehe I’m a Biostatistician at that. You shoulda put it on an EffEm post and I could have reached out to you and lended a helping hand.
R/S-Plus is free and I’m pretty sure you can do error prop for Beta… I’m not an R-expert, I would have used SAS but I totally could have helped!! Bootstrap methods are usually used for Non-Gaussian distributions, but there are other methods.
What in the world did you need that for?? Are you in genetics or something?
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I didn’t do an eff’ post, but I sure did twitter it. People was like: wtf are you talking about dude? lol
I’m a computer programmer and created a visual experiment (think, cognitive neuroscience, get it? lol), for a lab in my research module. They were researching the Ventriloquist Effect (yes, there is really a neurological reason for why ‘Ventriloquist’ is an actual profession). The perceived location of sound stimuli seems to be guided by the visual system; hence, at a ventriloquist show, you will perceive the sound coming from the puppet’s moving mouth rather than the person on stage making the sounds. The perceived location of the sound doesn’t lie on a an interval X +/- b (which implies a Gaussian probability distribution). X in the interval is shift towards the visual stimulus.
I was considering using R, however, everyone in my research module uses Matlab and I haven’t developed the MatlabR connector just yet.
I ended up bootstrapping… Just thought there would be a neat package for it. Maybe that’s a side effect of my focus being in Analysis… In complex analysis, everything comes in a nice package.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
that’s really interesting actually… I’d be interested in reading about that. I bet everyone else is reading our convo and scratching their heads lol. Glad there’s another programming geek out there to bump heads (pause?) with. PROC FREAKS!!! =D
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
no pause (4 me). Miss Jenkins wouldn’t be feeling that… lol
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Ok then let’s bump heads tonight, say around 9? Wait, are you Miss J’s e-boo? Shame on you if you can’t have 2! I’m the resident e-slut anyway… =P
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Ok ok. Like I’m really going to truly resist… I’ll come thro… hold up, wait?! Are those handcuffs in your hand? I guess I’ll be tied up all weekend… lol
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 10th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
O_O!
I could eff a little:
Eff selfish parents. I know my mother is ‘emotionally broken,’ why doesn’t she? I’m washing my hands, can’t let negative people ruin a good year for me, again.
Eff Tolls. They are going to end up being this years version of parking tickets. And tell OPEC I’m watching dem Sand Ninja’s.
Eff Sissy little QBs. That game last night had the potential to be a classic. McCoy whimped out! ‘I can’t feel my shoulder’… shut up and play. Heck when I can’t feel my piece I still pump. I think we over valued Tim Tebow b/c when he went out vs LSU the gators still won. Running QBs are easier to replace.
And to Miss Jenkins and everybody out there trying to save up, just know the purpose of each vehicle. Managing you money is so SIMPLE, I can’t believe they pay me to know this stuff. So easy a caveman could do it.
Reply
Lisa Marie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:30 am
“I know my mother is ‘emotionally broken,’ why doesn’t she? I’m washing my hands, can’t let negative people ruin a good year for me, again. ”
I feel you!
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:35 am
If you think that game didnt turn into a good game, u went to sleep too early. And #57 from Alabama is my inspiration
Reply
CHeeKZ Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:24 am
57 spinned is overrated. He did it on a QB and a Guard. Not the most athletic people to juke.
But I feel you.. I did go to sleep to early. 13-24 was the last I saw. It did turn around..but if Colt was in there, it would atleast improve the quality of the game. Its the Championship game, get out there
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:28 am
I think you forget that he’s 300lbs
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:47 am
“Eff Sissy little QBs. That game last night had the potential to be a classic. McCoy whimped out! ‘I can’t feel my shoulder’… shut up and play. Heck when I can’t feel my piece I still pump.”
LMAO and cosign… I mean, they turned it around a bit in the 4th quarter, but as a whole, it was an epic failure.
Reply
Eff styes and my eyelashes for being long and seceptible to getting dirty/infected. I gotta scrub my efin eyelids daily now or catch the proverbial eye jammy!
Eff consistency with my workout. Everytime I try some ish comes up to messup my schedule. Time to say eff the world and push through. Shoutout to all my P90X LBs/Lss. Push play and don’t drop!
Eff cold weather in the entire US. North and South I cant escape! What the eff!!
Eff three ways for comin back stronger than ever, no pause.
Happy Friday!
http://bit.ly/7xOg9W NSFW lol
Reply
N.I.A.naturally Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Whoa… SMH@that link.
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:27 am
That link = dead wrong.
Reply
smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
love the link bruh.
Reply
Rahim Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
eff her for assuming santa wanted to cheat on mrs. claus and eat her cookies.
Reply
Eff law schools – Let me in already
That is all
Reply
CHeeKZ Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:29 am
CO-SIGN!
and Eff LSATS to go along with the Eff GRE’s from early.
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I want some Congressional Hearings on College Board and ETS. Eff all them hoes. Making money on my education like tuition ain’t high as hell. I refuse.
Reply
smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
i didn’t have to take the GRE. #flameon
Reply
Peyso Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:49 am
As soon as I say this, I get a rejection letter lol
Woe is me
Reply
eff my job for the ultimate swindle. they gave us 10 days off for the holiday knowing good and got damn well the pandemonium that was to erupt come january 4.
eff my job for keeping me in the office past 7p EVERY day this week, causing me to miss EVERY single yoga/pilates class and running session i intended to go to.
eff my job (yes, for the third time) for inadvertently effin’ up my plans to elope. my bikini body prep schedule is off (see ‘eff my job #2), trini carnival is a mere four weeks away and my not-yet-known island hubby eagerly awaits his foreign not-yet-known queen. and unless i’m scantily clad in a two-piece, waving a british flag, he may not recognize me.
eff the NYC cold that has me putting lip balm/gloss every 48 seconds.
eff this healthy eating thing that makes me feel totally unsatisfied after every meal.
eff the white powdery shit on my new rain boots that is hard as hell to clean off. the instructions lied. ytf am i having to clean new boots anyway?!
Reply
Rahim Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
what the eff? you got to go overseas to find a boo?
Reply
clsmoove Reply:
January 9th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
yes.
u have been listening to/reading about the black woman’s plight in recent weeks, no?
don’t judge me, lol.
Reply
Eff my boss for being late today… I usually don’t want her here, but when she’s just running late, everyone thinks it’s recess in the office or something. People yappin about the game, people yappin on their phone loud as hell when I’m actually trying to do work (read comments). STFU ALREADY I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN DOGS OR THE FACT THAT TEXAS LOST AND TIM TEBOW IS A PUNK!!! I got a headache!!!!
Eff this cold @$$ bitter weather. I gotta leave my faucets dripping and heat on and ish. Waste all my lil moneys when times are tough. Just because no one insulates pipes in South Texas don’t mean I gotta suffer for it. WTeff!!
Eff me for taking a 3 week sabbatical from the gym, so when I went back Wednesday and tried to go hard like I did before, my body went into shock and I almost passed out and was dry heaving. WTeff. I’m never taking a break again…. until next time I take a break. =P
@SLIM JACKSON – I have never lied to you. Try GOLD BOND’S ULTIMATE HEALING LOTION (the Aloe kind with blue writing). I have like the most dry skin known to man (not ashy, just dry, I’m white) and that ish is the ONLY thing that works in the winter for me. Yes, it’s like $10 a bottle, but I promise you will not regret it.
@SEATTLE WASHINGTON – PASTA!!! Try vegetable lasagna (it’s delicious), and supplement every major meal with some kind of pasta or rice. It will fill you up and it’s also generally delicious. Also peanut butter. I’m not saying eat it all day, but it’s very filling so if you want to snack on something, go with something with PB cuz it will keep you full. I give up meat for 46 days out of every year, so I know allll about that feeling. Pasta is the answer. And don’t sleep on eggs and potatoes… anything made thereof. Sometimes when you give up something, you focus so much on what you CAN’T eat, you forget about all the things you still can eat, and it seems a lot harder than it really is.
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:19 am
I put goldbond powder somewhere one time. It tingled. I’m guessing the lotion will be different.lol.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:38 am
lol it’s just the same company, not related to the foot (or other) powder. but ummmm thanks for sharing?? lol.
Reply
Eff Nextel… do i need to say more?
Eff my old blackberry for not working how it was supposed to
Eff ASSurion the phone insurance company for replacing my defective phone…with another defective phone.
I was so (h)angry that I wanted to start breaking shit but everything was already broken. #fail.
Then I bought a palm pre…and now it takes longer for me to check my personal email then it does to check my work e-mail.
What part of the game is that?
Now i have to talk to people on the phone all the time, so eff texting and e-mail.
This is coming from the guy who “invented text.”
Eff that blog i wrote.
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:31 am
I have never understood the purpose of a refurbished phone. What did they do to it to make it ok for me that they couldn’t do for it’s first owner? Yeah… that ain’t right.
Assurion be on that bullish…
Reply
brownbagchris Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Eff the fact that I work for free(intern)
EFF trying to be rich, its a slow and depressing process where successes seem to last seconds while nothing becomes the adjective best suited to describe most of your days’ activities
Reply
Eff my boss for being in Cali…again
Eff me for being emotionally inconsistent…i know this ish is annoying, but apparently i can’t help it when dealing with exes and current boos
Eff my neighbors(the condo assoc pres) for not bothering to shovel the snow this morning…just because YOU’RE not up, doesn’t mean I don’t have to go to work..I don’t appreciate having to struggle through 10 inches
Reply
Eff co-workers that send emails in all italics.
Eff this cold weather.
Eff people who try make fun of my huge fur lined coat that looks like I killed Mufasa and threw him on my back. You’re just mad… Trying to look cool, you eff’d around and ended up cold. Ha!
Eff my personal project. Its hard to stay focused after working at my day job.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:39 am
what is that, velvet?
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:44 am
no velvet. It’s guaranteed to keep a homie warm. That’s all I care about in this season.
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I wanna see this coat.
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
It’ll make you want to snuggle standing up with me. “You can come in my coat with me.” lol
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Okay, let’s try this again…
:::Eddie Murphy old Jewish man voice:::
“What is that, VELVET?”
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Ahh… I figured it was that… lol
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Who writes in all italics? What a weirdo…
Reply
Cheekie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
“Eff co-workers that send emails in all italics.”
For some reason, I imagine an all-italics email to be said with a lisp.
Reply
Eff the fact that people will give 100% support to people who choose to go vegetarian, yet make fun of and ridicule people who are saving themselves for marriage.
People are always saying that sex is “natural” and that waiting to have sex is just ridiculous, crazy and in fact, unnatural. Well I would just like to say that choosing NOT to eat meat isn’t exactly “natural” to the human species either, otherwise we nor our ancestors would have been able to digest it for the thousands of years we have been on the planet. Nor would vegetarians crave substitutes in the form of Boca burgers and tofu.
How is it that someone who wants to wait maybe 5 or 10 years before they partake in a natural part of life is scoffed at, yet someone who wants to deny themselves a natural part of the human diet for the rest of their ENTIRE lives is heralded and fully supported in their choice?
I’m not trying to attack people who are choosing to be vegetarian, I’m just asking people to be FAIR- If it’s okay for some one to carry a Vegetarian card, then why is not okay for someone to carry their V-card?
Reply
Smiley Face...well not so Smiley today :( Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:46 am
o_O… you okay? Is it really that serious?
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:49 am
let the girl eff why dontcha! lol. she actually makes some interesting points. i wonder if she has a blog post somewhere on the topic.
Reply
Streetztalk Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:55 am
#youmad?
Reply
Smiley Face...well not so Smiley today :( Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:58 am
didn’t say they didn’t..people choose to be either for various reasons. i wondered if there was a blog for this too, lol
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:54 am
It’s eff ‘em Friday. Folks got aggression to let out.
The irony here is crazy though. Good points, good points.
Slim, I assumed “Name” is a “she” as well (even went to type “she”), but why? He/she doesn’t use any gender identifying terminology.
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I made an assumption. This isn’t something I’ve ever heard a man complain about, particularly in blog world. I suppose I could be wrong. I probably am.
Reply
ASmith Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I haven’t either — it’s a fair assumption, but an interesting one we make all the same.
It’s just with Joey being all mathical and whatnot (yes, I know mathical isn’t a word) I had to make an arbitrary point to cover up my math insecurities.*
*joking about the insecurity cover up.
Reply
Seattle Washington Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Hey mysterious homie, that sounds personal. Comparing someone’s choice to be a vegetarian and someone’s choice to be a virgin is quite a leap. But at the end of the day you have to do you (in the most non-sexual way possible). There are always going to be people who will be cynical with whatever decision you make. I’m sure some of my friends/family will look at me cross eyed for trying out this vegetarian diet. ::shrugs shoulders:: The cow they eat don’t make me shit.
Oh and lifelong vegetarians don’t crave meat substitutes, only converts do because they remember the consistency of meat and crave it. Similar to how ex drug addicts sometimes take up dangerous or risky sports to release endorphins to substitute for the high the drug used to give them. Folks who’ve been vegetarians from birth don’t know how amazing a slice of seared steak can be… Eff, I’m about to go search for tofurkey, hope I helped.
Reply
Name Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Sorry if I came off a little too hostile. My rant wasn’t directed at anyone here, as everyone seems to respect other people’s opinions, but I can’t say it’s the same way on my school campus. But you’re right, i shouldn’t allow folks to get to me.
Congrats on going vegetarian. I know it’s difficult to alter the diet in any way, and I hope it works out for you.
However, I must say that being the sensory creatures we are, I do think it’s possible to crave what you’ve never had, but i guess that’s another topic.
oh yeah, i am a girl.
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
score for me! lol.
Reply
nyhoop Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I assume you are in college? People make fun of you for that? That’s unfortunate. Most mature people don’t mind one way or the other. At the end of the day, you have to be strong with your decisions and choices in all aspects of life. Chin up sistah!
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
“I’m just asking people to be FAIR- If it’s okay for some one to carry a Vegetarian card, then why is not okay for someone to carry their V-card?”
I’m FAIR. People who don’t partake into either for non-health reasons, I equally make fun of. You’re welcome. lol
Reply
MeteorMan Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Also, I don’t make fun of people if it’s for religious reasons either. I’m not a total jackass… lol
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I too make fun of everyone who does anything differently from me equally. When I’m abstaining, I make fun of the fornicators and when I’m sexing, I make fun of the people on naval vessels… When I’m fasting from meat (pause?), I make everyone feel bad for putting all those toxins in their bodies, and when I’m being carnivorous, I make fun of all the skinny vegetarians and their nasty @$$ tofurkey jerky when they know they want some real food. And because no one ever knows what race I am, I make fun of all races. And I don’t give passes for health or religious reasons, either because I discriminate against everyone equally, and there are no exceptions. I have a strict moral code. =P
Reply
Cheekie Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
“Eff the fact that people will give 100% support to people who choose to go vegetarian, yet make fun of and ridicule people who are saving themselves for marriage. ”
Whoa!
Are these people at 3Ways? Because I remember Slim Jackson writing a post about it (or was it a comment?) and being VERY supportive and sweet about it.
Oh, and I’m sure non meat-eaters get made fun of to. Per example:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/06/22/soyfckers-anonymous/
My overall point? Everyone gets made fun of. Especially on Family Guy.
Reply
CHeeKZ Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Let’s stop playing games.
Name needs to get laid…. poor girl is so backed up she is attacking vegans.
Hey RCLS, you bringing back the LOC now that 3ways is back?
And just to keep it funky: I discourage virgins so there are more women are earth for me to sleep with. Its like planting a tree, so it creates more oxygen for me to breathe.
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
LMAO Cheekz I just spat out my hot chocolate all over my desk… Now people are gonna make fun of me for abstaining from coffee when everyone else is doing it!!!!
Reply
Hey Tiff, you in the Chi? Hope you have fun in my city, girl!
I missed you eff ‘ems. *hugs eff ‘ems*
I just have one, though.
Eff this 2520 arse snow! I mean, it looks pretty…but from the INSIDE. I gotta go to the plantation in this mess? And my job had the nerve to make me look salty talmbout “Due to inclement weather tomorrow…we are observing a free casual day” (we usually do charity ones unless it is a holiday). WTF, not “we will open late” or “we are closed”, but we get to wear some effing denim?! Like, how does that solve the snow problem? Because I don’t have to wear career pants? Eff you HR, eff your benefit-giving lives.
Reply
Eff this bum ass weather that I left Boca Raton behind for.
Eff this semester, my Sanskrit classes start soon and so will the pill poppin’.
Eff wack people who are on the same bullshit in the New Year. Don’t you ever get tired of being a mess? Go away. Damn.
Reply
Eff Michigan.
Eff snow.
Eff not bein able to feel my face after bein outside for 5 minutes.
Eff bein jobless with a degree.
Eff waitin on slow ass admission departments to send my expected letter of acceptance to grad school.
Can an alumni get a free pass to the front of the line? Shit.
Eff repeatedly punkin’ out on a one-way ticket to some island nation and becoming a beach bum or a tour guide. Simplicity at its finest. #dontjudgeme.
Eff Week 17 rematches this weekend. Where’s the fun in that? This ain’t baseball or hoops dammit.
Eff Texas, Roolllll Tiiiiidddeee.
Enjoy another Friday Black people.
“Whoo-sah muthaf#*ka”
Reply
Joey Soamazin Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Yes…
EFF MICHIGAN INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I thought it was still football season…
Reply
smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Yes. I’m never coming back.
Reply
Eff waitin on slow ass admission departments to send my expected letter of acceptance to grad school.
Can an alumni get a free pass to the front of the line? Shit.
That’s ALL I’m saying.
Reply
smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Chuuch
Reply
And eff tryin to respond from a blackberry. Messin up my formattin n’ shit.
That is all.
Reply
Renee Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
I use BOLT (browser), my job blocks this stuff, gotta love BB. BOLT is pretty good with formatting, just takes longer to load.
Reply
Eff ‘Bama. Gators all the way!
Eff Jacksonville. The city is just getting too unsafe. Hoodlums robbed my parents. Now I gotta start packing my plastic knife to cut a fool.
Eff this cold. It took a while but sunny Florida made me break out the heavy duty coat. Is this not why I left Georgia?
Eff being poor. Why didn’t I go to law school? I just had to be a reporter.
Eff people telling my I’m old. Age is an attitude. At 25, I’m still maturing.
And a big EFF to all the Tebow/Gator haters. Yeah he cried. Yeah we lost. But you know what, we’re still the best!
Reply
Name Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
The Gator Nation is everywhere!!!!! I attend UF but I also have a little brother that goes to Univeristy of Texas. Now our whole entire family can hate Alabama together. If it weren’t for Florida and Texas BOTH losing prominent players before and during the game, then it may have been a completely different story.
Reply
I’m bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!
*Eff heartbreak, this holiday sucked, but I’m still here and I’m still sezzy
*Eff ambition, my brain hurts I been working so hard, but its paying off. Sometimes I wish I was kept *sigh*
*Eff the frosty cold arctic tundra I call home..I need to leave 4 the islands and never come back
*Eff my 3ways username, I need to switch it up I’m only trapped in my mind, I’m grabbing 2010 but the throat and making it my bich =)
How u doing?
Reply
smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
“I’m grabbing 2010 but the throat and making it my bich”
I like this
Reply
Slim Jackson Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Good to see you in the mix…and sh*t.
Reply
Eff you for having us playing guessin games.
You “was” a girl? #cryinggameswindle
eff these new smileys o_0 even though i like using them.
Reply
Eff Colt for not manning (no Peyton) up. This was your last college football game ever!
Eff Mack Brown for not making better decisions.
Eff this cold that magically appeared on Tuesday. I don’t like it, makes my voice sound weird.
Eff the Eagles, Cowboys are shutting them out. AGAIN!
Miss Jenkins – I highly suggest reading one of Suze Orman’s books. Two good ones: Women & Money: Owning the Power to Control Your Destiny && The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous & Broke
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I’m reading “I will Teach you to be rich” now…I like it so far. Has lots of practical tips. Suzy’s books seemed better for people with jobs and ish. Have you read the young broke and fabulous one?
Reply
Rahim Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
“Suzy’s books seemed better for people with jobs and ish”
Eff, I hope you don’t use that as first date conversation.
Reply
Miss Jenkins Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Keep talkin that ish homie…
Reply