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  1. MaPockets

    “Me giving your back a shape up is not my idea of a good time.”

    DEAD. COMATOSE.

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  2. MaPockets

    now that I am done cracking up…onto the comment…

    I wasn’t into bodily hairinessness until recently. Every boo in my past, for the most part, was smooth as a baby’s bottom…and light as (if not lighter than) me. Not necessarily preference…just the way the cookie crumbled.

    Til one day…I met a chocolate Adonis with taco meat for days. Never thought I’d say this…but I was hooked. I now have a preference for a man with a little bush (pause…I still don’t know how to do the strike thing). Maybe it’s a sign of maturity. Maybe it’s the inner freaknmeh. Maybe it’s changing taste. Or…maybe it was just the fact that it was him. But uh…I’m a fan of the chest hair. Be it taco meat or shredded beef…even if that ish was flowin’ like the Nile…I’m a fan, I’m a fan, I am a FAN. And yeah…throw in a little back hair, too. Just enough so that when it gets wet in the shower, it lays down like a new perm. Girlllllllllllll……

    *face*

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    Mz Good Heart Reply:

    I do agree i luv it when a mans chest hair get’s wet in the shower(among others thing)….yummy!!!

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    Mal Nemesis Reply:

    Wow, that is something I *NEVER* expected I’d see a woman say. There I thought that wet chest hair would be a huge turn off.

    Granted, I am sure I still have too much hair coverage for most women, but every teensy sign of encouragement is at least something to be going on while maintaining a life as a computer nerd …

    (Conversely, women look good wet in the shower too, naked or fully clothed. As for the comments about men shaving/trimming bush, maybe some men don’t want *women* to shave down there … looks boring)

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    I’ma need you to come back to 3 ways and join some of the daily discussions here.lol.

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    Mal Nemesis Reply:

    Oh really, why? Not sure how much I can contribute as a completely unsexed computer nerd :-)

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    *Dead* @ “shredded beef” The mental image is priceless!

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    ASmith Reply:

    Oh, I am DEAD…. DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD….

    “Just enough so that when it gets wet in the shower, it lays down like a new perm. Girlllllllllllll……”

    Get it in MaPockets; I am not mad at you.

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    N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:

    ________________ DEAD!! shredded beef and it lays down like a new perm!! lol!

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    MaPockets Reply:

    I’m glad ya’ll feel meh…

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  3. Mz Good Heart

    My ex was half Black & Half Rican so i was use to him being a lil hairy..i had to let him know couple times to umm trim Mr.Luv Below cuz it was gettin crazy. He had a lil curly chest hair so i thought that was sexy. But over all a lil chest hair is cute but wolf man is NOT the businesss at all.
    If i trim mine you shud be triming urs too.

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  4. I’m not a fan of lots of body hair. Back when I was in high school and into light skin boys, I was big on happy trails. I thought it was the sexiest thing ever. Then I saw a light skin dude nude and he had an abundance of thigh hair and I was super turned off and haven’t been back since lol. Maybe it was the contrast between the skin and the hair that made it sound out more but but YIKES!

    I was kicking with a guy once who had more chest hair than I thought I would be okay with. It was just a few little patches. It threw me off for about all of 5 seconds but the moistness growing betwixt my legs diverted my attention.

    Speaking of the love below… I wax mine, I’d appreciate if you did the same. I know some men are hesitant to part with their pubes but my reasoning is the less hair you have the larger surface area I can apply my tongue to (I usually win this argument).

    I don’t think I’d trip over some chest hair but I couldn’t date Grizzly Adams. If it’s long or plentiful enough to run my fingers through **shudders** and it’s not growing out of your scalp… I’m out. Shoulder hair gives me the heebie jeebies!

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    N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:

    know some men are hesitant to part with their pubes but my reasoning is the less hair you have the larger surface area I can apply my tongue to (I usually win this argument).

    This is the truth. If men could understand that, I bet more and more chicks would be willing to get their Hoover on….

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    Seattle Washington Reply:

    Wait, wait wait, you want me to do what?! Naaaaah homie.

    And just judging by my own body here, but isn’t there something weird about having hair on your legs and then a giant bald spot on your crotch? Looks like something went horribly wrong. Like I’m “Powder” from the balls up.

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    “Back when I was in high school and into light skin boys,”

    Come back home my sister, come back home

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    Ms. Cherry Reply:

    It doesn’t look weird at all. In fact it looks quite delightful!

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    I don’t know what you are talking about Seattle.
    Professional dudes stay with a fresh shave.
    If Mr Marcus can do it..

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    Seattle Washington Reply:

    I… Well… Sometimes…

    Man, I just don’t feel comfortable talking to you about my styling.

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    LMAO!

    Its ok…
    somethings are private.

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  5. I don’t naturally have a ton of body hair compared to some examples you’ve given. What I do have I “maintain”. I believe hair traps moisture and moisture traps odor. So call it what you want but I like to maintain a neat look.

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    co-sign……………..

    with an automatic pause.

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  6. Coincidentally, I got curious with the razor/shaver a few days ago. It started with the normal head and face trim. Then the removal of chest hair particles. Then…well, umm. Yeah. I’ve gotta leave some things to the imagination.

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    Tonda Reply:

    My imagination is broke (in the shop getting repaired) finish your story please…

    LOL

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    lol at your imagination being in the shop. Aight, so I took the shaver and then **the rest of this comment has been deleted to keep the author’s most private parts private**

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    Tonda Reply:

    Boo! SJ Boo!

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  7. Smiley Face

    Bald skeeves me out…it’s not attractive to me. I need you to have some hair. Now I don’t want you walking around looking like Zohan but you can’t be looking like a hairless cat either, if you want to trim, trim, but bald doesn’t do it for me.

    Chest hair is a major plus and if it leads to a happy trail Imma do a happy dance, it’s yummy. As long as it’s not like the dude in the picture I’m cool.

    It’s sexy to me to see when a man has rolled up his shirtsleeves and he has hair on his forearms…very very nice.

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  8. I do not like a hairy man… Sparse hair is fine, but I don’t need to see big clumps of it everywhere.

    What’s really gross is when a man’s deoderant is stuck in the hair under his arms??? WTF?

    I’ve been lucky enough to either get a man who doesn’t have it or who shaves it off….. which is fine with me.

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    BlueFlame Reply:

    “What’s really gross is when a man’s deoderant is stuck in the hair under his arms??? WTF?”

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! i HATE that! when they go in for that one shoulder-ed hug…i cringe! i don’t want that nastiness on the top of my shoulder *shrugs*

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  9. Ummm yeah not into the manhair. I like a bald chest. There’s this guy I work with who shaves his whole body, arms and all and I think that’s gross. I finally convinced him to let it grow and now I’m always feeling on his big manly arms. But taco meat… Its a no-go.

    I once dated a guy with a nipple fettish… Meaning he liked girls to suck on his nipples – that turned him on. The problem was he had a chest full of shriveled up taco meat on his high yellow skin. Everytime he put my head on his nipple, I gagged. Just couldn’t do it. Needless to say, it didn’t last. =/

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  10. Hair grosses me out. When I see an abundance of hair on places outside of one’s head (e.g., arms), I get all icky … myself included.

    I’ve never been a huge fan of hair on a man. Most dudes I know aren’t very hairy, and if they are, they shave their chests. Luckily for me, my man pretty much has hairless arms—not because he shaves, but because it just doesn’t grow. Yay for me! As for the hair surrounding Sir Thronxalot, I’m cool with an edge up and some trimming…but idk how I’d feel about it being completely bare. ::shrug::

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  11. I figured out a long time ago that chest hair, I can deal with — we have to talk about at LEAST trimming it. Back hair though… ::shudder:: I cannot with the back hair.

    I’ve been “lucky,” I guess — I’ve not been with anyone who had an obscene amount of chest or back hair…

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    How about a$$ hair?

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    ASmith Reply:

    Uhh…

    Lots of it? Like I can pull it? Ok, that’s gross and I can’t with that. We’d need to get rid of it post haste.

    Actually, I’m going to classify ass hair as back hair as it falls along the backside and say no all the way around.

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  12. Love the feel of shaved skin. Everytime I use magic powder on my face I can’t help but rub it all damn day.
    Combined with my chubby cheekz, it feels like a juicy kitty. I NEED a girl to be hair free from her nose down. The only place I don’t like to lick is a woman’s scalp. Reason being: Hair. No one likes hair on their tongue, beyond gross.

    If I could remove every hair from my body forever, I would. Smooth feels better. Only thing is the itch when it grows back. So I leave the armpits to grow until it sticks out the side (than I just lower it). Ditto with the arms and upper tighs. I have no idea what is growing on my back. As for the rest, I have to cut probably 4 times a year. I get these REALLY LONG toe hairs. Not enough chest hair to shave or make it look cool. So wifey or I just tweezer the 15 I have.
    As for the Unit. I spend hrs perfecting it. I have put him and his Nutty friends endanger numerous times with all kinds of hair removers, razors, & blades. We have had some accidents, but its worth it. He is a looker.

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    ASmith Reply:

    I don’t have a name for the award, yet, but…

    This was one of those classic posts that you think won’t…nay can’t… get better, and yet it does, combined with the honesty… This deserves an award…

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    thank you. I aim to please.

    Someone needs to invent a pubic doo-rag.
    Need to stop the nappiness with what is left after I get all Edward Scissorhands

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    Smiley Face Reply:

    I don’t have any words for you…

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  13. Ash Elle Aye

    My preference is close to bald. What can I say? I don’t like ground beef on my man. I don’t want to be kissing on him and cough up a hair ball. No bueno. If I gotta trim the hedges, you need to do the same, just not the same hedges….

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  14. I like a bald chest, just b/c I like the felling of skin to skin. However, a little chest hair is sexy and back hair is kinda gross.

    But fellas, please, I implore you, keep your pubes trimmed. You don’t have to necessarily get rid of all of it, but smooth sin to smooth skin thronxing is FANTASTIC!!!

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    I remember women on twitter co-signing the sentiments you shared in this comment. I’m guessing that skin to skin thronxing is fantastic with deep strokes of missionary glory or when shorty is on top riding off into the sunset.

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    CHeeKZ Reply:

    I have been trying to tell people for years…
    they don’t know what they are missing out on.

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    N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:

    I’m guessing that skin to skin thronxing is fantastic with deep strokes of missionary glory or when shorty is on top riding off into the sunset.

    good gawd yess!!

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  15. It depends on how well the hair looks on “that” particular guy to determine if I like it on him or not. However I don’t like an excessive amount of hair, if I can’t make out any body features because it’s burried underneath a hair coat, I’ll pass.

    But I do like a lil hair on his man parts tho, something nice, neat and trimmed because I’m not a big fan of the prepubescent look.

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  16. I am not into extremely hairy guys. A little chest and back air is cool for me.
    As long as a guy keeps a nice trim, that’s no problem. If ur really hairy, personal grooming is a must!

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  17. JG*

    I admit…. I must like them pretty. I love a perfectly manscaped dude. Most of the men I’ve dated have been really good on grooming. I appreciated it. Hair is weird to me, and doesn’t feel good when laying my head on your chest. If you have a nicely trimmed happy trail leading to nicely trimmed short & curlies, I’m cool with that. If you own a Body Trim and you are sans short & curlies… well that just means more fun for you later on. LOL (basically, I’m super cool with that).

    JG*

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  18. as I have gotten older have grown to appreciate chest hair. hairy legs, arms, etc. have never been a problem for me though. I think manscaping of the nether regions is important though. hair traps odor and odor down there isn’t sexy.

    yeah, and happy trails are hella sexy. always have been to me.

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  19. Renee

    I’ve dated a mix of both hairless and hairy-ish and I definitely prefer hair. One guy I dated was an extreme manscaper but he was an athlete (boxer) and I guess hair is bad because you need a slick surface for those punches to roll off of. Another guy actually was naturally hairless. I asked him if he shaved a lot and he told me he doesn’t grow hair, poor thing couldn’t even grow a beard. 1st thing out my mouth was “WOW, your sister is sooooo lucky” clearly I didn’t find any masculine appeal. I like my men ruff and gruff, I like hair, rough hands from heavy lifting, deep voice, and slight air of effortlessness in their dress.  However facial hair and lines should be kept neat with weekly visits to the barber.

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  20. I like some chest hair. It’s fun to play in with while I’m…. I’m not talking about dudes that could be in the Fall 2010 catalog of Andriana Furs but a little chest hair is sexy to me.

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  21. Im not hairy like that, but if left alone I can have an abundance of chest hair, so I trim it. I like the smooth aerodynamic feel. Armpit hairs need to be trimmed too. You never want to look like you have Wale in a headlock!

    I’m only apprehensive about trimming pubic hair. That always seemed ghey to me, I don’t know. Am I trippin? I know a lot of women who don’t want men bald down under, ladies kelp me out, let me know if you like it lookin like Kojac or Jumaniji in the Thronx Zone

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    ASmith Reply:

    Happy mediums never hurt anybody….

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    JG* Reply:

    You are trippin. LOL nothing about shaving your pubes says that you like to sleep with men.

    In my opinion, it makes things look bigger, feel better, and one doesn’t end up flossing. If ya catch my drift.

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    I can dig it.. hahahahaa

    So what do yall consider “trimmed’. What would you do if u saw a dude with a “landing strip” lmaooo

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    JG* Reply:

    Now you start putting designs in your business and I’mma have to call a flag on the play. LOL.

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    ASmith Reply:

    I don’t know… I’d like to see what kind of designs he could work in the space. LOL.

    No Nike signs, though, that’s so 1989.

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    LMAO I was gonna work in the Kanye Zig Zags or a “LOL :-) ” word to trey Songz. What yall think?

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    ASmith Reply:

    I vote for the “LOL :)

    Extra points if you can work in “Smiley face” instead of the symbol… but uhh… don’t push too hard for that, mistakes do happen. LOL.

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    Im mad yall actually ntertaining this…lol

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    N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:

    definitely the LOL :-) . Let’s a chick know you’re happy to see her in a way other than the obvious standing ovation.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Boy, don’t you dare put no dayum Labyrinth on your chest.

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    *DIES 1000 Deaths @ Labyrinth!!!***

    LMAO

    Nah we talkin bout the pubic errrya

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    Cheekie Reply:

    Well in that case, I’ll pray for you. lol

    N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:

    What JG said….

    Just trim it if you are afraid of the bald look…

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    Smiley Face Reply:

    I don’t like bald….looks like a skinned rat..that ain’t chexy to me a’tall.

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    blkberri Reply:

    I don’t want you bald, but YES PLEASE TRIM!

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    Streetztalk Reply:

    Fuk dat. Im bout to shoot Lion king 3 in my pants…let the jungle LOOSE LMAO!

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    JG* Reply:

    I don’t mind bald. I’m all about seeing things in full glory. I have an astigmatism in both eyes… I see best without distractions. LOL

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  22. BlueFlame

    I personally don’t like hair. If you a little (i mean very little) chest hair, i am OK with it. But if it cuts me while i’m strokin ur chest…i will stop and get a razor. I am a huge fan of manscaping…it cuts down on odors and it just feels better. I make sure i stay waxed up…so i think a guy should too…i’m not expected his manhood to be completely bare but at least trimmed up.

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  23. Anger Management

    Man hair is just disgusting. I don’t like body hair on men AT ALL. Just get rid of all of it…

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  24. Moderate and sensible man hair is fine. But if you look like a sweater that I could get at The Gap, then you should jump into a sea of razors.

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    A sea of razors? Really though Cheekie? What is this? Saw 7?lol.

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    ASmith Reply:

    I had a similar thought; but wasn’t there a death by razor in one of the Saws?

    ::shudder:: nevermind.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    It’s Monday, I figured I’d be extreme since I’m practically falling asleep here at work despite being hella busy. lol

    And your accurate mention of Saw 7 makes me truly think about how many of those dayum movies have been made in such a short amount of time. WTF…

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    Mal Nemesis Reply:

    Aha. I was wondering how I stumbled upon this page — I was looking for Virus.Eye – Sea of Razors (a long lost MP3.com track that’s disappeared into oblivion and beyond).

    Google search results are most serendipitous sometimes … (the page has offered some encouragement)

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  25. Miss Dimples

    Hmmmm….I am a hairy lady. Really. I can lock the hair on my arms if I didn’t trim it. So, I need a man to keep his body hair in check, too. NIA Naturally said it – skin to skin is definitely FTW! I tend to like chests with a few hairs here and there, but not the forest.
    Happy Trails don’t look good on anyone.

    Oh, and by no means do I wanna pick ingrowns outta yo’ nethers….the face is one thing but others are sacred so use clippers and not razors when trimming the male nethers. Please and Thank You :-)

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  26. LittleMissSunshine

    Small amounts of chest hair are ok, back hair and large amounts of armpit hair is def. out and you are considerably decreasing your chances of A+ head job if I have stop myself from sneezing because your curlies are up my nose.

    If I have to keep it clean so you do you, buster.

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    “If I have to keep it clean so you do you, buster.”

    I feel like many a woman has said these exact words to someone who she was letting check her oil.

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  27. I thnk that a guy who waxes, plucks, or shaves his eyebrows is suss period. I have seen too much Real Houswives of Atlanta and these guys with women shaped eyebrows.

    The only acceptable aspect for me is if the guy has a unibrow. Now he needs to cut that and make it not look like such. But other than that leave them alone.

    As far as overall body hair it is the woman’s or man’s preference as to whether to keep it or not.

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    Nyela Goodness Reply:

    Sorry, but this is nonsense. Unibrow or not, uber thick eyebrows are so unsexy. I’m all for a man plucking the eyebrows and keeping them clean; there is nothing suss about that. Now if dude is tryna get an arch, that’s a different story. But if you got Chubacca on your forehead, I’ma need you to pluck pluck pluck.

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    Nyela Goodness loves the metro male. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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    Nyela Goodness Reply:

    If you knew the man I’m dating, you’d retract such statements.

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    Slim Jackson Reply:

    There’s always exceptions to the rules. Nothing wrong with liking metro men.

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    smh.

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    MaPockets Reply:

    side eye.

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    Miss Jenkins Reply:

    now now. There is a difference between a unibrow and thick eyebrows. The former, he can go ahead and hit up a tweezer. But I don’t mind full eye brows on a dude…if your arch is cleaner than mine, there is a problem. I’d rather the thick eye brown than him being like, “yo, who does your eyebrows?? Can she hook me up too?” o_O

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    Reecie Reply:

    an ex of mine would get his brows shaped at his barber shop with his hair cut. he had really really bushy brows–and I appreciated him for that. lol. I think thats totally different than a full on arching.

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  28. blkberri

    I do NOT like it. That is all.

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    Cheekie Reply:

    “I do NOT like it.”

    …Sam, I am.

    (I had to)

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  29. M

    Huh. I guess being Asian, I lucked out somewhat. Oddly enough, my younger brother has more hair on his arms and legs than I do. May have to do with how I was rejecting puberty when I went through it, but I wound up with next to no(thick) hair between my neck and the top of my hip bones. Then on my legs, it’s fairly bald till the knees, and a small bit going 2/3s of the way around the lower leg(that is, it covers the front, and both sides, but the inner side and the back of the lower legs are fairly clear).* Haven’t had any “reasons” to shave the pubes, apart from for my own amusement/comfort. My facial hair is mostly not worth the pain of cutting my face with a razor. It takes thrice as long, but a pair of tweezers will clear out the 10-20 darker hairs that take as much as 3 days to show up. Sometimes, like after half a year, I might stroke the back of my jawline, and find a single hair grown out to an inch or more(similar texture to scalp hair, but since it’s way down on the jawline all alone, better to remove).

    *When I say fairly bald, I mean like my armpits don’t get more than a dozen longish/thick hairs between them after more than a month of leaving them alone. I have maybe 3 hairs under the navel that take turns to grow out to about an inch before I notice them. Likewise each thigh.

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