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Pausable Vol. 4
Shout out to Cheekie for inspiring this volume of Pausable!
Every now and then someone says sumthin’ real pausable on tv. Usually sports announcers say some of the most homo-erotic things known to man. I often question how oblivious they actually are to the comments spewing out of their mouths. Here are a few examples of things that have resonated in my mind as Pausable over the last few months:
About a college running back and his leg strength: “I tell ya John. This guy is a powerhouse. Below the waist this guy is big and he is thick.”
About a football player making a good tackle: “That was amazing. He just came from behind and nailed him.”
About a basketball player shooting a game winning three pointer over someone: “Oh man. That was amazing folks. He let that one go right in his face. ”
There are plenty of other examples, but I can’t remember the wording so I won’t even bother tryna recreate the not so goodness. But sometimes, it goes beyond sports and into popular semi-reality television. Let’s take the show America’s Best Dance Crew as today’s video example of when the pausable line is blatantly crossed. Go to the 3:00 mark of this video and listen closely. You’ll be able to get the context of what JC Chasez is talking about while commending one of the dancers…but he really could’ve worded this differently. He had time to think about it and he still chose to say some wild pausable ish. S.M.H.
Clown. So anyway, it’s Friday and we all need to laugh our way into the weekend. Have you heard or seen anything extremely pausable lately? If not, just talk about whatever. No rules today….aside from keeping the language somewhat respectable so that your company or school doesn’t filter out our website. Happy Friday!
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I think JC Chasez knew exactly what he was saying…and meant every word of it.
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CVal Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 5:49 am
I co-sign. The statement was flagrant and JC knew it but didn’t care. Why? Cause he meant it.
PAUSE.
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Two commericals come to mind:
Castro Syntec Oil: Their motto “Drive Hard”.
Rigley’s Gum: “Take a stick. Pull it out. The taste is going to get you when you pop it in your mouth”.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
lmaooooooooooooooo
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I saw that JC Chasez thing on the show and was like “WTF?” Who says that? That black one says some undercover stuff all the time… last season, I remember him telling a guy group, ‘that was so sexy.”
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I heard Condi on the View say something like…what she found attractive about GW…she didn’t mean it the way it came out…but it sure was funny.
Anyway…I think the dude is suspect…but I’ll turn my gaydar down and won’t speculate.
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It was hilarious listening to CNN during the inaugaration listening them talk about the presidential balls. I thought all that went out with Clinton.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 10:22 am
LMAO
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ife1love Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Mad about it (especially cause I didn’t pick up on that AT all)… lmao
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Thanks for the shout-out, ya’ll!
Yeah, JC already has one strike against him for being a former boy band member, two strikes for being in a boy band in which one member came out of the closet, so this is the third strike. Just come (pause) out already! It’s trendy now!
Last night, he also commented on how good this step team looked…and they were wearing these arms-cut-out sexy ass outfits.
Flamin’ like a bag of hot Cheetos, that JC.
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ife1love Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Damn I forgot about that… he did go on and on about dude’s arms
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Fresh up out the barber chair, here’s a pausable moment for men everywhere that have ever sat in a barber’s chair, or a female that has had their kitchen cleaned by a barber; dont care if you go to Supercuts, Fresh Fades, Aneep Patel’s House of Hair and check cashing, or your boy around the way cuts you…
WHY IN THE HELL DO BARBERS INSIST ON RUBBING THEIR SH*T ON YOUR SHOULDER??
This has undoubtedly happened to every male that has ever gotten a haircut unless for some odd reason you were born without shoulders. This ish has driven me to grow my hair out in the past so I can braid it and have some fresh fish rubbed on my shoulder. To all the barbers out there, give a n*gga five feet. Unless you a female barber, then come lemme see what that thing smell like…
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Cheekie Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
*chokes on water*
AHAHAHAHA!
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 30th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
omgggggggggggggg you need to watch that ZOHAN movie with Adam Sandler ROFL!!!!!!!
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but you know, it’s this type of pausable nonsense that makes tv watching fun or really ignorant which also makes it fun
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