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Is Porn Cheating?
A simple question with a slew of varying answers. Some women get heated when they find the porn stash, others watch a video or two with their hubbie to get in the mood and others will go to the strip club with their man to buy him lap dances. Yes, I’ve seen it before. I almost gave the man a handshake, but his hands were, umm, occupied. But to those ladies who get more hot and bothered than Jenna Jameson in Up and Cummers 11, I ask, why even get angry? It’s not you, it’s us.
Every man has, or had, a stash and I’m not talking about weed. And unlike Mary Jane, porn is highly legal and is indulged by everyone. Even your minister probably picked up a nudie mag when he was a kid. He is part of the masses of other guys that ogled at a Victoria Secret catalogue, Frederick’s if you were lucky, a Playboy or a seedy cassette tape.
And unlike weed, porn can be addictive. Once you tried it out, you slowly acquire your own collection. Most dudes probably had (or have) something hidden under his bed. Or deep in the closet. Or in the ceiling tiles. My bad fellas, I’m giving away classic hiding spaces. Although nowadays you ladies probably won’t find anything because it’s all on the computer. Found on random sites or hidden deep in the hard drive (pause?) under some random file name. I’m surprised Steve Jobs hasn’t dropped iPorn yet. A safe house for a dude’s nudie collection. Cut the check Apple!
But Seattle, what if I’m an Ebony Beauty and he’s knocking it off to the Caucasian Queens?
Don’t get offended. Every man has his fantasy, but that doesn’t mean that’s what he actually wants. Like you ladies fantasize about a dude who’s sensitive, can dance the salsa, will take you for horseback rides on the beach, will body a dude with his pinky finger, has a G4 and is also a PhD. On the other hand, he just wants to look at a blonde chick with fake boobs every now and again. Simple.
Look, porn is one of America’s highest grossing industries for a reason. They have to be to have the balls (no pun intended) to ask for a bailout like the auto industry. Matter of fact, the reason Blu Ray was picked over HD DVD was because the porn industry said they were rolling with the former. Not Hollywood. Porn. Yeah. So why is porn so popular and influential? Because like I mentioned before everyone, women included, have a fantasy. Furthermore, porn is like a train wreck. You can’t help but to look and admire. That’s the reason billions of people watched the Paris Hilton tape. And it was in night vision! Do you know how hard it is (pause) to watch something in night vision? Also, 2 Girls 1 Cup. That’s all I have to say.
So if you stumble upon your man’s stash and find copies of “Suzie Does Seattle” or “Not So Slim Johnson and the Temple of Poon”, don’t be mad. Those joints came out 5 years ago and they’re collector’s items. Plus if a man hasn’t seen a porn, he’s either lying or he’s A.C. Green.
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i actually expect SOME porn..or i have questions LOL..mags, even maxim i consider soft soft porn..but SOME stuff one of my girlfriends bf STAYED on xtube…i just wondered how much of it was he really getting off on.
like looking is one thing. Morris Chestnut’s body in Td Jakes movie was OFF THE CHAIN..i didn’t go home and rock my world to it tho..i guess my beef would be if a dude actually was getting off on porn.
then its like..what am i here for again?
is that immature?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am
I can give you the nice answer and the blunt answer.
Nice answer is… “Comeback Girl” you’re multi-dimensional. You satisfy so many more needs (emotional, mental, etc.) than Asia Carrera ever could.
Blunt answer is… sometimes a dude just wants to rub one out and you’re not around/not in the mood.
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Idont mind porn. My husband likes porn. I have never minded it, its not excessive and although I am not into the same type of things (he likes raunchy no dialogue straight s.e.x in seedy motel room with hoodrats type of thing and I prefer corny seventies style “anyone call for a plumber..boom chicka wah wah movies ) I never understood what the big deal was.. he is going to do it any way so why hide it.. it makes it easier for me to buy gifts for him! LOL but then I have never caught him red handed…either but I dont kid myself into thinking it hasnt or wont continue to happen..as long as it aint interfering with our quality time I m cool..and as long as he takes it out the dvd so our daughter wont hit play and see it…
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The Comeback Girl Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:29 am
im not tryna get graphic or anything cause Im really wholesome..but isnt it a little “out of sight out of mind” i wonder if women were actually WATCHING a man get his lollies (without her) if it would matter..i think all women do suspect their men watching porn..but if he’s in the bedroom spanking his dack ..and Im in the kitchen making oatmeal..err umm..again, why am i here?
whats my point..??? not sure be back in the morning lol
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 5:42 am
But I sleep with you all the time! And you do the same thing every time! Porn lets you change things up without fear of the Herp!
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Sometime a man wants a quick nut w/o the stuff they gotta put up with with women. Women sometimes wanna do all the foreplay and if they dont, then i gotta break a sweat giving her the pumpington, a quick “swackle tackle” (2 of my college roommates called it that) is quick and to the point
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First off… Seattle how dare you do an entry about Porn and only mention Bunnies. I’ll be honest I don’t really find Bunnies attractive at all. I’m more likely to do one in real life out of pure proximity than I am to jerk off to one.
I mess with hoodporn like shad-y-lady’s husband. Its the ultimate stress relief. Healthy. You can improve stamina. Learn new positions. Discover useful technics. Fantasize without cheating. Rub one out before you “go on a date with a load weapon” (see Everyone Loves Mary.) Ladies you don’t know how many date rapes have been avoided due to porn. Not to mention the stimulus to the economy. Black porn alone accounts for 30% of the baby oil production in this country.
Plus porn lets you safely experience things that you should never do at home. I am not going to go into too much detail, just leave you with two letters: DP.
Let’s end on a good note with my list of top 5 porn chicks:
5)Amile Waters (I have a thing for squiters)
4)Jada Fire (I have a thing for Nipples and Squiters)
3)Roxy Reynolds (all reverse Cowgirls are not the same)
2)Skyblack (can I type Deepthroat on this blog)
1)The New Thick Girl that is going to let the industry take advantage of her
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 8:52 am
U think all of that squirting is real? I’ve always wondered that….I mean not all of us can squirt lol
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I know most of it is fake. They just make the girls drink alot of water . I don’t care they aint pissing on me.
Yeah, I know every girl can’t squirt. I heard its 1 out of every 8 (yes I researched it). But I’ma marry the first girl that can shoot past two feet.
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Anesidora Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Only 1 in 8? Awww I feel special!
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WithRainbowSprinkles Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
ill… thats gross.
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Bedroom Bully Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Real talk…as a dude, you aint lived til a chick squirts while y’all rockin…TRUST
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:38 am
My good sir. If I was to sit here and type out all the varying ethnicities involved in porn, I would have an epic and not a blog post.
Porn is more diverse than Hollywood. Because as I’ve stated, and most of the dudes here have proven, everyone has their own, umm, preference.
I personally agree with you, I’m not that attracted to the Blonde haired, Blue eyed beauty. However, I think it’s funny to say “Caucasian Queens” in a post. So here we are.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
“Caucasian Queens”
ahhhhhh!!! grrrrr!!!!! SMH!
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Well then CHeeKZ$. lol
I don’t think it’s cheating. As long as it doesn’t interfere with his relationship and attraction to me, I say why not? And if it adds something to his skills, sure. But if he’s up all night watching it, and not wanting to touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me, (sorry, just slipped in to a 50 Cent verse) then we have a problem. At this point, he needs counseling, a new hobby and a new boo.
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Britt Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Ditto.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:45 am
So, uhh, Ms. Jenkins… Would you watch it with your man or get mad when he stays in the guest room?
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I’d watch with. Not always. But, sure why not?
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Co-sign.
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I really don’t see an issue with men watching porn, just 2 things.
1. I don’t always want to watch it with you. Mostly because it doesn’t turn me on, (the sound of another woman moaning makes me want to gag).
2. Don’t think just cause you watched porn, it means you are getting the tail. I might require a tad more before it can jump off.
As far as the strip club, I will go, hell I will even get a dance or two. I think women are beautiful so it really doesn’t bother me.. UNTIL – she starts trying to go home with me. Then I will straighten a chick out. Negative sister. “Gone skiddaddle your pole smelling ass on over to the next table boo boo.”
I do think Porn everyday is too much.
Every other day is about too much too – unless we aren’t doing it – in which case, do as you need.
I ono. But for the most part, I’m not affected by it enough to even comment in most cases.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
“Then I will straighten a chick out. Negative sister. “Gone skiddaddle your pole smelling ass on over to the next table boo boo.””
I almost spit out my pita! LMAO! I feel you…Ms. Jenkins don’t play that.
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I see pornography as educational film, kinda like the discovery channel
I don’t consider it cheating, unless porn becomes a substitution for the sex in the relationship.
I don’t think we should beat up the fellas over this one because females watch porn too…right?…right???
I mean if you are uncomfortable with the fact that your man has a porn stash, perhaps you should offer to watch one with him…open the dialogue??…try new things???…act out a fantasy or two???
I learned some new facts about porn last week…did you know that it takes 5 hours of sexing to get 1/2 of film?? and that the men use enhancement drugs to stay hard for those 5 hrs?? I didn’t know all that…just thought i’d share.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:47 am
That’s actually a damn good question B&TT…
How many women watch porn?
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:58 am
They shy…but I know I’m not alone!!!!!! LMAO
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Cheekie Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
You’re not alone BT&T, I do. Want to try watching it with a man. There’s no ‘i’ in “team” and all that jazz…
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ditto.
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I don’t have a problem with a man watching p$rn. If he’s hiding it and I have to “stumble” across it, there would be an issue… what would be his reason for hiding it (unless he still lives with his parents)?
I’ve watched a movie with men before which was fine, but one tried to get me to go the strip club with him and I punked out. I got up to the door, nerves took over and I bolted to the car. LOL
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ChokLitFacory Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Hahahaha Is that the natural order of things?
Watch a porn, go to the Skrip club? LOL Maybe I’m missin out…
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
LOL.. it’s a progression… he pulls out the porn, to see how freaky you are… the strip club is next to test your freakiness!!!!
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
You know what…I’ve been to the skrip club, and I have to say that it was the most fun I’ve ever had at a club (and I hate clubbin)! Believe it or not, it’s not really a freaky fest. The music was good, the drinks were on point, and I wasn’t being accosted by random dudes! (They had more than enough booty to keep their attention.)
I went there with a group of guys and gals, and it’s just a fun place to be. People are real chill and all about having a good time. There just happened to be some half naked women on the stage, that’s all.lol Come to think of it, I actually don’t think I’d have had as much fun at a male strip club.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I dunno about me going to the shake joint though…
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ChokLitFacory Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
My skrip club experience was a WHOLE lot different! But mind you, it was in Atlanta. I actually find that even tho there are easily 25 nekkid women jiggling about the place, men will STILL gravitate to a clothed shorty to buy her a drink! But still, it takes a lot to get used to THAT many nekkid females around you…gyrating. LoL…
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Dude probably realized that he wasn’t bagging Mercedes when she came off the main stage. Probably thought he had a better chance with the fully clothed shorty that came with a large mixed crowd.
Also, it’ll take about 2 hrs., 3 hrs. max, before you get used to it. The human body can adapt to a lot of things. Naked gyrating women is one of them.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I may try it one day… but I need some liquid courage.. my home girl goes all the time… but she used to be a stripper too, so it’s nothing to her.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Where’s your homegirl live?
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
LoL i’ve been to the strip club twice… even bought a dance for one of the dudes I went with. it’s fun, but I don’t think i’ll make a habit of going. as a matter of fact, i’d rather go to a female strip club than a male one… nothing sexy about men in thongs gyrating centimeters away from my face… yuck!
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
LOL. Slim she is a Kentucky girl too…
She lived in Atlanta for a while to strip… and she’s a 2520.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
If she was stripping in ATL as a 2520, she must be a very… well endowed young lady.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
a 2520?
BRILLIANT!
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Spanking it to porn is not cheating. You should be happy I’m not out spanking some other ass. Ditto to what Cheekz$ said. The number one reason to rub one out is safely detonate the c*ckrocket w/out any casualties (random one night stands with ugly/fat chicks, std’s, love children and infidelity).
As far as strip clubs go, if you live in NY or any state above the Mason Dixon, you’re wasting your money. However, if you happen to live in or visit the great state of Georgia, please, please, please…go to Stroker’s. The few times I’ve been to ATL ironically I ended up at a joint. Strip clubs are the clubs down there…straight women as well as men go there to chill
Magic City- Six Flags
Stroker’s-DISNEY
This past August we went to Stroker’s for my boys’ bachelor party…there was one chick in there that clapped her ass so loud cats startin duckin like someone was firing shots…the night ended w/ Tag Team on center stage performing “Whoop, there it is” with about 30 naked women on stage. How can Pacman concentrate on shooting people w/ all that booty floating in the air?
As far as flick chicks, any latina that can scream “Me encanta chocolate en mi boca” can rock…but this chick Jasmine Cashmere is a savage. Savage.
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:25 am
I will Co-sign Jaszmine Cashmere.
I will also suggest Stacy Lane for my current number one.
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Peyso from the Brook Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Concur on the Jazmine Cashmere point. I would also like to point all to the new phenomenon going on in the DMV. The garage strip joints poppin up in PG and Montgo are POPPIN. They are very much like the Atlanta joints. Please visit if you can.
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ife1love Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
As a DMV resident I’m mad at the new garage strip joints only because one popped up across the street from my parents place of business and it’s driving down the property value and is a complete eye sore with all the neon lights. It looks more like a pawn shop than a shake joint. However… my cousin recent opened one of those in another part of the county and apparently business is booming….
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am
It’s a recession. So for those stuck above the Mason/Dixon line and not willing to drop $$$ to go down to ATL and then drop additional $$$ to see the Guile of strippers, I suggest going to Sin City in the BX.
I cannot go into further detail than to say that some of those chicks deserved to be on the U.S. Olympic Gymnastics team. And if they were, we would’ve brought home the gold. And the platinum. Yes, they would’ve invented a new medal to give to us. Anyone who wants further details can hit me up.
Thank you and good night.
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I have a question for the Men’ses….when is porn a PROBLEM?????
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Umm…
*scratchin’ head*
well…
when it features a barely legal teen that isn’t really legal and the FBI shows up at your house.
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:23 am
anything Transgender….
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Did you know they
(he she’s) get paid the most $$$$ in the industry???
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The Comeback Girl Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:33 am
So is there anything such as porn addiction?
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 10:44 am
is there any such thing as Air addiction?
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
LOL!
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:02 am
ask Kirk Franklin?
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
When you start to include barnyard animals and showing off your toliet skills….PROBLEM!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:25 am
2 Girls, 1 Cup
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
No one mentioned when a str8 dude is watching dude on dude…
interesting…
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
DL?
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Starbucks….
Why chief?…Why??
We all know the answer to this already. NO NO and NO!!
Cheating, are you crazy!?! To some, porn has been a tool for some fellas to step up their horizontal polk game. I know females out there that feel it brings them closer to their man.
Bosshog, I’ll keep it funky. If I meet a woman that enjoys to watch porn, can do a full split in bed and can cook a mean plate of waffles…well I would have to quickly apologize for our article about Beyonce.
Peace in Bahgdad and Gaza
-BBW
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Bedroom Bully Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Back flips and joloff rice.
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ChokLitFacory Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Back flips??? Don’t know bout that one, but I can get down with the Jollof rice
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
My bad…and Jollof rice too…
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To answer your question: No, it is not cheating. Nor is the strip club. But that’s in my mind and with the dudes I’ve been with. I think that women who have a problem with porn/strippers are those insecure with themselves and what they do for their man. I know those chicks on paper, digital media, and the pole can’t provide what I provide…. so it’s just entertainment. It’s like watching the Food Network with a bowl of ramen noodles in order to satisfy hunger… it doesn’t compare to the home cooked meal.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 11:37 am
“It’s like watching the Food Network with a bowl of ramen noodles in order to satisfy hunger… it doesn’t compare to the home cooked meal.”
That sh*t is genius.
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had to say Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I must co-sign with that. I just woke up my roommate from laughing so hard.
Insecurity is unattractive. Watching it with the boo is cool, but I’m not going to sit there everytime. Sometimes, men need their own time, instead of us trying to take notes and create their fantasies. Sometimes fantasies are better, when they stay fantasies.
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I’m late and too lazy to read the preceding comments.
I love porn. Have a decent collection, in fact I’ve been trying to figure out how to be “green” and properly recycle my VHS porn tapes, WITHOUT alerting my sanitation dude that I’m a lover of porn.
I don’t think owning/watching porn is cheating. It can enhance a love life. However, ownership can signal other issues.
Oh yeah, spent last weekend at the strip club WITH my boo.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Well there’s your answer B&TT!
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Nah, it’s not cheating. But, I’d be
on a killing spreesuspect if one or more of the following extenuating circumstances occurred:1. He developed this weird fascination with one of the stars, requested her panties, and started jacking off while wearing said panties on his head and watching her a la Little Children. Bonus negative points if the fascination is with a guy. Triple bonus negative points if the underwear requested is still panties even though it’s a guy.
2. He’s into anything but hetero porn. And even if he’s watching the man and the woman, he’s more into the man.
3. He’s into anything but human porn. Get that Jerry Springer “I married a horse” type ish outta my life.
4. He’s into anything but women-his-own-damn-age porn. I’m not trying to have a registered sex offender sign on my lawn.
5. His “healthy hobby” becomes anything but. Like he starts to substitute normal duties such as going to work with his obsession. Or he starts getting the shakes…only his willy are having them.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
LMAO @ #1.
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CHeeKZ$ Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
You have no idea that scene in Little Children was?!?! I felt so bad for homeboy.
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Cheekie Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Yeah, Little Children is my ish. Lovely film.
That scene was hilarious and sad at the same time.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
What if he was on the other side of the age spectrum? MILFs and GILFs are a growing segment…
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
GILFs!!! Lawwwwd nooo granny!!!!! lollllllllllll
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Cheekie Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Hmm, that’s a toughie. I have a baby face so if he’s into orthopedic porn, which is the complete opposite of me and how I look, I’d have to question if he’s even into me at all.
Other than that I say, hey, they’re both grown so I can’t knock their hustle…
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA GILFs….hahahahahaha
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
ugh… GILF, thats weird.
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Cheekie Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Wait, ain’t there 28 year old Grandmas out there nowadays? Kinda puts a spin on the whole GILF thang.
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I cleaned out my (formerly our’s) storage bin while I was on vacation and found my ex’s stash, I am sure they were collector’s items. But I didn’t care to the trash they went. I wasn’t mad. We used to watch them together, and I am sure he watched them alone. But they were on VHS so I didn’t see the need to keep them.
I agree with you on the addiction issue. One of my bFF’s husband is addicted to porn.
And about a year ago she caught her 13 year old son red handed (literally) checking out his dad’s collection.
Do I think it’s cheating, not necessarily, however when it gets to the stage where you would rather have the porn than the live version, that is a problem.
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Porn and strip clubs aren’t cheating…I’d prefer it if he wasn’t going every weekend or watching every day…I’d even go with (not buying you nuthin though)…quite honestly, a big part of me wants to make my own porn…hmmm
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Seattle Washington Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
For personal use or are you going to AVN for a distribution deal?
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RightCoastLexSteele, The Bedroom Bully Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Well if you on the Right Coast, you might as well enlist the services of the kid. Hope you can keep up…
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I have a comment without even reading the post… No… unless you are participating in the creation of the material, then I would have to say yes. I love porn.
(I shall return and actually read the post after my mtg.)
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i don’t think watching porn or going to the strip club is cheating, as long as he’s not practicing his new moves with other chicks. i’d also be willing to watch porn with him every now and then, but i dont know how i feel about using it as foreplay. i’d def be freaked out if he was into really crazy/weird porn (as mentioned above) because that’s just plain crazy.
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No, porn is definitely not cheating. I think porn is great. Sometimes at the end of the day you just wanna rub one out and go to sleep. A flick
and a Red Stripejust speed up the process and makes things more efficient.Sidenote: Since we’re all shouting out names I’m a Mr. Marcus fan myself (sorry Right Coast, but Lex screams too much when he’s um… reached the mountain top, it’s a bit of a turn off).
I’ve also found that porn makes a great gift. Want to show your boo he’s special on V-Day? Burn him a DVD with some downloads you’ve found that he’d like… after watching it I’m sure he’ll show you his appreciation and do you like a Throx Star*
I also don’t have a problem with the strip club. I think women who ban their significant others from going to the strip club are stupid. If it’s taking away from your quality time, if your kids haven’t seen daddy all week cause he’s been at the shake joint every night, if your lights get cut off cause you spent your check at Boonkays well… then it’s a problem.
Other than that personally I don’t mind at all…
“Here boo, I have some extra bills in my purse, have a fun… I’m gonna take a bath and soak away my long day… gimme the tap me when you get home”
*(c) ife1love 2009
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pornye breast!
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Cheekie Reply:
January 13th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Okay, this was the most side-splittin’ hilarious comment I’ve read in 2009.
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